what are we drinking/smoking/injecting lads
>>212436562/peach soju/ + /tropical flavour vape/
>caturday
>plastic ktrash thread
YUCK!
>>212436562Weed, also eating some mince I just cooked up.
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can't wait until it's warm enough to swim in this bad boy again
>>212436603I have good shit here.
>>212436588make another thread within the thread. We need a cat edish
submitted a job app for the first time in awhile
>>212436603looks comfy as fuck mate
>>212436707It's so over !
>>212436728Nice piss bottle. What are you gonna do when you fill it completely?
>>212436540 (OP)She is so attractive.
Whatnow
>>212436767Was going to say something a out the colour but was to embarrassed lol
When will it be our Independence Day? When will we get a flag that doesn't resemble Australia's?
Every kiwi deserves an Estonian wife
>>212436782Yeah you could probably hydrate yourself a bit better your piss is nearing dark yellow
>>212436971Lol my old workplace used to have piss colour charts in the men's bathroom with reminders to hydrate.
>>212436971hahah thanks mate will have a cold glass of water now
>>212436933Too young to remember the 2015/16 flag referendum?
>>212436933let's be real this is basically an aussie state
>>212437020I remember but it didn't do shit, I liked this one. Queen Elizabeth is dead, the last golden age of the British Empire is over.
>>212437026Piss off.
>>212437026how? take away the close location and we have as much in common as any other Anglo nation. We aren't that similar
>>212437087>I remember but it didn't do shityeah its hard to make any changes without fast tracking bills, just wait until the boomers are dead and we can legalise weed, change the flag, get assisted suicide and afford to buy houses/have families again
>>212437087>>212437100sorry for doomer posting lads
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the big yummy
If I moved to New Zeland, how likely will I end up working for the Big 4 as opposed to serving "Sweet and Sour Pork 10.99" at your local Fish and Chip shop?
>>212436933I'm fine with changing it to make it more distinct BUT, the union jack doesn't go!
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>>212437173fuck off we're full
>>212437184>the union jack doesn't go!THIS
>>212437173idk what the big four is, but hospitality is a big industry here so you have a decent shot getting into it if that's what you want. where are you planning on going?
>>212437236>>212437184same fag. What has England got going for it? nothing, it's a failed nation of weird looking sad fellas and pakis
>>212437253don't encourage him, a lot of us a struggling to find jobs because of immigrants. Japanese are nice people and way better than indians or chinese but we still need to put ourselves first
>>212437173I think it'll actually be difficult working in a chinese takeaway. They usually only have family members as staff
>>212437259>it's a failed nation of weird looking sad fellas and pakisAdd maoris to this is and we are basically the same
>>212437259cant be fucked screen shotting, don't care what you think. We live in a culturally and demographically Anglo country that's why
>>212437279What town you in? Want to meet up and discuss this in person? Me and the boys totally won't give you the bash
>>212437295I have zero anglo blood and my ancestors were some of the first people to arrive here other than Maori (though I do have maori ancestry too)
>>212437330nah cunt you got me started dont pussy out now. Meet up at the park, I got a full tank of petrol if you in the north island
>>212437340Go back to your country
>>212437340individuals don't matter in deciding a country's flag what matters is the general populous which that flag will represent. BTW im not against adding Māori influence or whatever i just don't think the union ack should be removed as it still represents a large part of this country me included
>>212437276But NZ is still importing Indians and Chins in the thousands.
Not exactly like you're doing anything to stem the tide their.
>>212437355Te Araroa, come get me poof
>>212437365I literally just said I have Maori ancestry. My pakeha ancestors were from Scotland, scandinavia and ireland
So does your country have jobs other than undressing sheep or stacking cereals at Woolworths?
>>212437407Fuck off back to Taiwan
>>212437404>Te Araroa>Ethnicities were 17.6% European/Pākehā, 92.2% Māori, and 2.0% Pacific peoples.oh shit, nah sorry cuzzie, my bad. We good ow
>>212437424>undressing sheep or stacking cereals at Woolworthssouth americans took the sheep thing and indians took the other
>>212437424only for new zealanders, immigrants work in the sweat shops and uber eats
>>212437427im the same as you faggot just but with english
Anyone watching the all blacks game tonight :D?
Only women like kpop... there's a foid in here.
https://youtu.be/BbArpYyVcwA?si=caXlWrQEilkTuNkU This is what the nats took away from us
>>212437524I like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7_zRjH808&list=RDQc7_zRjH808&start_radio=1&ab_channel=FIFTYFIFTYOfficial
>>212437562my first date ever me and this korean girl sang this in the car blocked her a week later
>>212437612idk i was having fun arguing but then they stopped replying, they must have realised the brainiac their up against
>>212437491>no dan carter>no richie mccaw>no tana umagawhats the point?
>>212437672happens but we should love each other
>>212437593You actually have Asians other than just Southern Han Chinese?
>>212437700you have no idea how many Asi*ns we have
>>212437700all types of gooks mate, you name it
>>212437690ig
>>212437700very little plus this is in chch so it was rare but i have a couple of koreans at work
i am going to get drunken today
>>212437562Gross. Fucking loathe kpop. It exemplifies women's double standards.
>noo, you can't have sexy girls in video games, it sets a bad example for girls' body image>kpop girls only eat a leaf of cabbage a day? OMG I LOVE KPOP, LET ME PUT IN 25% OF THE KOREAN GDPFucking hate women.
The Japanese flag is a Chinaman. Nobody else but ch*nks distinguish between the Chinese ethnics.
>>212437749Let a british isles mutt live
>>212437782>>212437749but you are right
>>212437748good on ya lad, good for the economy
>>212437778I'm the only real Japanese person in this general
>>212437749>noo, you can't have sexy girls in video games, it sets a bad example for girls' body imagethis is a small vocal chronically online minority, none of my gfs or women ive known ever cared about such things. The corporate world takes online discussion too seriously while in reality people dont give a fuck and just worry about paying their bills
>>212437778I take my 5'7 Norhern Han Chinese gf by 2027 goal very seriously
>>212437824If you come here you'll have to take it up the bum
A Japanese certainly does not measure in feet and inches.
>>212437844I respect your LGBTQ+ community, but my butthole is not up for re-development
>>212437855we got a detective in here
>>212437824you watch the fuck out mate, he's got you all figured out
>>212437870you will be raped upon arrival. It is the only pathway to citizenship, we take this seriously in nz
>>212437870We don't redevelop we demolish and leave barren
>>212437821>this is a small vocal chronically online minorityOf women. And riddle me this: why aren't they doing it to kpop?
>>212437899because nobody gives a fuck. gamer gate was like a decade ago
>>212437915Then where's the new Senran Kagura? Where's the new GalGun?
i still love all anti gambling posters besides from geocel
i love this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>212437524>>212437749>>212437899based riddler
you are absolutely right, don't give up the truth until the end
kpop is a mindcovid that uses women as infectious hosts, and by the time it goes mainstream it's too late
>>212438057i think i had this before, its just like smokey, earthy tomato sauce right?
>>212438057Been eyeing this up for a long time now had the bqq one and it was yummy :D
finished my old mout cider
How do I get a non-asian gf lads?
Just started playing valorant why are there so many women
>>212438168i'm ugly so idk XD
>>212438174why dont you have a valorant playing gf anon
>>212438185well there's your issue, try un-ugly yourself if you want a white girl
>>212438135nice, got anything planned for the night? I assume your not going to bed since you just wake up a couple hours ago
Anglo male 1: G)I-dle released a new music video today
Anglo male 2: Cheers mate. I will wank to it this weekend
Anglo female 1: BTS is back together after military service
Anglo female 2: I want J-Hope to give me 2.5 children to make up for this nation's emigration shortfall following the 2nd Ardern Labor government
Do Anglos even watch K-Pop unironically?
I just can't picrture in my mind, you folk going
Anglo male 1: G)I-dle released a new music video today
Anglo male 2: Cheers mate. I will wank to it this weekend
Anglo female 1: BTS is back together after military service
Anglo female 2: I want J-Hope to give me 2.5 children to make up for this nation's emigration shortfall following the 2nd Ardern Labor government
>>212438256>Anglo female 2: I want J-Hope to give me 2.5 children to make up for this nation's emigration shortfall following the 2nd Ardern Labor governmentwhat an oddly specific thing to say
>>212438233true but that post about waking up was not me but still woke up the same time, will wait till my father goes to sleep(after the all blacks game) to steal his alcohol then go to work at 3am
>>212438282>>212438256no not really but i like the souls games
>>212438282なぜ、日本人のふりをするの?
about to get on the piss. I apologise for any posts I am going to make
>>212438675it happens, we still love you mate
Why are non whites so short. I feel like a giant every time I interact with society.
>>212438807true i want to jump over them
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>Viešumoje kilo pasipiktinimo banga po to, kai komiko Dominyko Klajumo tinklalaidėje buvo paviešintas, anot žinomų žmonių, mažaūgius išjuokiantis vaizdo įrašas.
https://www.delfi.lt/veidai/zmones/masiskai-kyla-pasipiktinimo-banga-del-klajumo-epizodo-saipytis-is-negalia-turinciu-zmoniu-dugnas-120123373
wow how embrassing is this
>>212439042not even a single main player in the french team
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>>212438983Us manlets and midgets will never get a break. Either way I honestly don't get why everyone is so angry, many of the jokes fell flat but that "čia taip Šimonytės dantys žiūri vienas į kitą" really had me laughing.
>>212439042>>212439069crazy how the barrett brothers and will jorden carry this shit team
>>212439404drop em and squat onto my finger gimme 10 lad
>>212439414>>212439508let's talk about how shit the all blacks are now
>>212439525I don't like sports sorry.
>>212439525dont watch rugby, but they seem pretty shit ig. I haven't heard people glazing anyone as hard as they did dan carter or richie in recent years
>>212439579>I haven't heard people glazing anyone as hard as they did dan carter or richie in recent yearsthey deserve it
>>212439563fair unless you're fat
>>212439594are their any promising up and comers or is the future grim?
we won but god we are so shit
>>212439594I'm only chubby, I used to play touch in high school but I never really enjoyed watching sports.
>>212439692>future grim?it's grim
>>212439701didn't mean to call you fat but please lose the weight if you can
hate myrself so much i just want to go king hit someone and feel powerful
>>212439799town is calling you but there is no need to hate yourself :*(
>>212439892true but i love my mum and grandmothers
>>212439914I can make exceptions
watching BIG WEDGE DRUNK GOLF 2!
>>212439998do you love your sister?
>>212438983>WAAAAAAAH SOMEONE TOLD A MEAN JOKE ABOUT MEJesusfuckingchrist soylenials and zoomers are such fucking sissies it's disgusting.
Kiwi women are nasty whores.
>>212440216you have women?
>>212440216Kiwi men are rude pricks.
old man is fumming and the maoris ab and all blacks
>>212440216true but not my mum and grandmothers
>>212440238we wont have any after im done
>>212440270>true but not my mum and grandmothers'All women are whores, except my mother. But then again, she is a woman!'
- Napoleon
>>212440303wtf i love the french now
fiddling with my penis. not feeling it tonight to be honest lads but we plough through
>>212440297rootin' for ya
i am doing dry july but for my penis
>>212440303He copied that from me
>>212440465I do that all year
are the bots back in this general
>>212440593Just the Egyptian bot
>>212440564cute wee' fucker he is
>>212440652Well he got abused by his previous owners so he looks a bit fucked up still but still better than when we first got him
>>212440729that's no good :( how olds he now?
>>2124408197 years old had him for a year now
>>212440853i see, i guess he must've been stuck with those previous owners for a while, pieces of shit.
>>212440934Yeah he has had a hard life but I think he is happy now with my family but he can be a nigger sometimes lol
>>212440729drop their address me and the boys will abuse them see how they like it mighty mighty mongrel mob
canberra won just need the storm to win :)
>>212441139Unfortunately they moved back to Samoa or some shit
cant imagine abusing an animal. Those cunts should be treated as bad as pedophiles
>>212441230People are evil (mostly women)
fuck lads goodnight, hope antipodes bros have a good night and my balt lads have a good rest of the day
>>212441426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE8lXuSDVNU
>>212440645That's the Romanians captcha solver.
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Cleaned up my room and got my deposit for my empty beer cans. Thank you Dr. Peterstein for the advice.
HOLD ME NOW IM 6FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IMTHINKING]
MAYBE 6 FEET
AINT SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DOWN
>>212440061i never asked to be a manlet u psychopath
>>212440564Grybukas a cute
>>212443915You didnt ask to be tall either
>>212441915There is some new lore on that one?
blew my chances with yet another woman
>>212445129that's how you store your cat if you go on vacation
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>>212444197He also told me how to make my own but I admit I lack the technical skills and autism needed for that, I also don't own a steam deck.
>>212445092I never blow my chances with women because I never have any
>houses here, around the 60s to 80s, were designed to permanently let in outside air
Boomers, I swear.
>>212445810idk when I lose weight they start wanting to talk to me and stuff
when I'm fat I'm completely ignored
I've gone from fat to normal weight and back a couple times now
but I'm a gigasperg and blown every chance