Thread 212438769

aruba

Having a peanut butter jelly sandwich

>>212438796
what flavor jam?

grease from last night's crisps all over the keyboard

>>212438814
Raspberry

>>212438809
No.

my concert setlist:
mandy
symphonia ix
manny moe and jack
benny and the jets

>>212438819
not with seeds in I hope
anyway even if seedless I think strawberry preserves go better with peanut butter you should try it

sucking a coffee

I was playing TF2 when I was 12 years old.

There was a guy on our team. I forget how it was that I interacted with him, I think I said "Can you play healer?" because we were down a few players and we had none.

His response, and I quote word for word, was "Feathergun in the sun"

What was that supposed to mean?
Good question. The answer is "I have absolutely no fucking idea, 9 years later"

I went to Google. It informed me that "Feathergun in the Garden of the Sun" was the name of an album from semi-obscure prog rock band.
Not "Feathergun in the Sun".

This was absolutely no further to making sense.
Why would he say this. What was his motivation to say it. Was he just telling us his favorite album?

>>212438855
No way...

I don't hate myself enough to post in this thread yet. I'll be back around noon

gf seething because i haven't started packing even though we don't fly until monday

how fucking long does she think i need to put together a suitcase for 10 days away

Good morning OP
Good morning everyyybody

>>212438852
Yes with seeds
It's home made raspberry jam

What would /brit/ do for a men's shed project?

>>212438871
hi mate hiya hopws it foing

Nuke...

bart

>>212438872
:\
you strain those hard little seeds out next time

Accidentally drank bottle of wine and 8 beers last night and I have toil in half an hour

just get all the trees cut down, stumps ripped up, and pour concrete and tarmac over the area

>>212438871
we used to say
goodbye morning OP,
good morning all

had a dream i had a cat and i had to wash him because he got dirty

why do nonwhites refuse to drink tap water here ?

>>212438908
My eyes, man.

>>212438892
morning mate

>>212438901
it's saturday, no toil on saturdays

Alcina Dimitrescu sex arse

*strains out my hard little seed*

Yanks putting grape flavoured aspic on their toast

>>212438917
ok

>>212438887
Brits don't know what that is

As a racist, I don’t see the hate for African Americans. They’re primitive and violent, yes, but they are their own culture with their own myth and heroes and worldview. Undoubtedly less efficient but there nonetheless. I say we mobilise them against the tide of Judeo-globalism. The niggas must understand they live in a white mans system and are afforded a degree of freedom. And that any other race would wipe them out. Once the world is restored to balance. We should just give them a few counties in the Deep South and leave them to it. I’d argue they’re one of the three “true Americans”. That being Western Europeans, natives, and blacks

>>212438892
you never see women on these boats how do they even get here?

the streamer gf as it were

If you could follow JuliaEllie83 in tiktok that would be great
she makes interesting videos about lots of things and has a cute accent

cary grant was 26 here

>>212438958
Not me, they steal it anyway.

>>212438950
don't be rude
>>212438917
nice mate x

While the chief
Puts sunshine on leith

>>212438959
terrible accent

>>212438871
hello good morning but I'm going to sleep in a few minutes because I have to be up early

Spam.

>>212438961
no he wasn't

there's a new season of dandadan maybe i'll watch that

Would you huff Emma Raducanu’s soiled undies?

oh only one episode is out though

I got lost.

>>212439008
rude

>>212439070
not poo soiled

>>212439070
off course not
i deserve winner undies

>>212438961
cary grant only had one front tooth

>>212438869
I usually pack the day I'm flying.

Yakub

>>212439031
ok

>>212439113
he was born in 1904

why would you ever believe anything anyone posts on reddit ever
it's all just one big pile of pointless lies

>>212439123
so was i and you dont hear me complaining about it

Most dangerous cities in Europe

>>212439147
you complain about it constantly and I'm sick of it

french flag is sn btw

>>212439165
All thanks to inmigrants

>>212439123
He has photographic evidence saying otherwise.

>>212439165
I own property in all of these locales

>>212439165
arent these based in meme statistics like burglaries as opposed to violent crimes

Good.

>>212439165
what's the common denominator?

shes already out?
useless bugger

Total inmigrant death.

>>212439172
you got something to say, boy?

>>212439184
no he doesn't
be quiet

Ukrainian.

>>212439209
Who cares

>>212439165
been to 10/15/19/20
that's all

>*getting burgled*
at least they're not being violent

>>212439165
RStree cuzzeh

>>212439165
might visit bradford a laugh
only an hour on the train

>>212439226
fosyeg

Rorke's sis

>A confused airport worker was overheard telling a colleague in a walkie-talkie message: 'Do you know the plane has emergency exits?' as frightened travellers were filmed jumping to the tarmac from one of its wings in their rush to get away.
screaming

>>212439248
What is bradford like, what its to see there

>>212439270
Lol

>>212439280
don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDHOrpsoQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4
they don't make them like that no more

>>212439271
Presumably they did know yes since the only way to access the wing would be via an emergency exit.

>um, um actually she meant the emergency exits at the front and rear equipped with slides
Should have said that then, shouldn't she?

>>212439180
Odessa?

get the fucking _ _ _ _ _ _ _ locked up

more taxes

Edinburgh - polished cringe kitschy shite for English bankers and Yank tourist. Borderline harry potter theme park

Glasgow - The sovl of Alba. The metaphysical heart of the Scottish race.

>>212439333
if they didnt import a billion you konw whats from umbungo land or whatever then they wouldnt need to raise taxes

>>212439351
edinburgh is peng

>>212439312
More inmigrants than white people

>>212439351
metaphysically clogged heart

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>>212439333
mad how they have literally no ideas but double down on what is already failing
just keep raisin the heckin taxes bro that will sort evrything

>>212439351
Independence when

>>212439271
get away from what
what's the problem

>>212439327
You are done.

>>212439368
lol

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>>212439368
Glaswegians are the pinnacle of the Aryan race. We can simply handle deep fried mars bars and a bottle of buckfast on top of it. Hardy Celtic genes on top of 300 years of coal mining and building ships that wrecked foreign armies.

In 2021, 32.1% of Bradford residents identified their ethnic group within the "Asian, Asian British or Asian Welsh" category, up from 26.8% in 2011.

In 2021, 61.1% of people in Bradford identified their ethnic group within the "White" category (compared with 67.4% in 2011)

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>>212439395
a FIRE you MORON

did you know that in the captcha you can use O in place of 0 and it works just fine?

Cool.

>>212439418
doesn’t matter. easy work for the scots. wipe down and show these saracen scum the fear of the white man. bagpipes playing while we clear the land

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>>212439441
same with B and 8 and Z and 2

>>212439407
*handles it by dying aged 60*

>>212439437
you having some sort of problem?

Nigger.

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>>212439468
This country isn’t worth living in past 60.

>>212439481
Haha.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

feeling extremely racist and powerful today

Are you a young Glaswegian that wants to get ahead in the world? Well tough shit! You see, England let in 2.9 million immigrants in 5 years without asking you. Good luck sonny! Btw this isn’t your country anymore!

>>212439503
Based

glaswegians think this isn't doing enough

>>212439469
nope but you've got a big problem in your thick skull

>>212439500
Keep posting again and again and again...

Rorke dieting and being on his 6th "cheat day" this week.

That's the intelligent thing to do.

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212439462
huh I just tried a Z in place of a 2 and it worked
but I'm sure I've accidentally entered an 8 at some point instead of a B and it didn't
I'll try again though

>>212439488
Kind of agree tbf. Could see it being OK if you were mega rich and on TRT but living a normal life? What is there to look forward to over 60?

>erm your grandchildren!
mate I've never seen a vagina and never will, there won't be any

>>212439530
What is up?

>>212439535
your own fault that
how can you be so gay and weird you never shagged
so glad i lost my virginity in my own bed at 18 with my virgin gf

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212439520
dunno I think it sounds like you're the one with a problem actually
get well soon

It's my little man's birthday today

Birthday in the Queens birthday sense. I dont know when he was born but he was neutered and chipped and registered as mine on this day about six ago.

He was probably fourish then so he's probably ten or older now. Hard to estimate. Either way he'll have a tin of tuna later

>>212439554
yeah you have got a problem mate

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

No.

>>212439568
wish i had a cat

>>212439568
Im not saying the queen was chipped and neutered, but that the birthday was made up for purposes, btw

alright I just did a B instead of an 8 and it worked
I'm sorry for doubting

>>212439568
And his birthday wank?

We got any consensus on whether AI is going to kill us all or is this one of those things we're just gonna figure out as we go

it’s hard being a young sensitive handsome white man in the yookay
i should be in a hollywood movie shagging models
instead i’m on the bus surrounded by browns to my orwellian job. it’s always raining. everyone looks defeated and suicidal. the only hope is substance induced oblivion on a weekend night.

>>212439597
Why would it want to kill us

already thinking about cooking and eating my tea

>>212439613
>sensitive
>thinks should be shagging models in hollywood
these do not compute

>>212439165
katy's travel goals

Right.

>>212439551
I retreated into isolation pretty early, like age 12 or so. Instead of going out with mates I would stay in and play habbo hotel. From there it snowballed because I had no social skills or experiences to share, struggling to get any attempt to break out of my isolation off the ground. After dropping out of university I continued my life as a hermit. Now a fully adult man, I still have the social history, experiences, and development of a 12 year old boy.

Things can get pretty bad if you just do nothing.

>>212439630
feminine handsome blokes have always got the most fanny
this has always been true

think that faggot enjoys being annoying by constantly posting his ugly cat

Washing the bird

>>212439647
screamning ktim

>>212439654
you're not sensitive
you're not handsome
and you're not a woman

Ok.

>>212439625
Define "want"?

I don't know, it's a lot to take in. It just doesn't sound like this is well understood and that there's a solid consensus.

>>212439647
howling at your grim shit life
so thankful i’m not you
bet you’re on full rate PIP anol

>>212439613
it hasn't rained for weeks

>>212439674
>so thankful i'm not you
yet here you are at 10am shitposting on brit with those same people on a summer saturday
you are just like him same psot in life

wtf

>>212439668
first two are factually incorrect due to repeated experience confirming them
>you’re not a woman
male feminity does not equal being a woman. look at classical portraits and medieval paintings and statues. Young, healthy, slim, slight. I have long eyelashes and luscious hair. I’m 5’8. I have full lips. Women like that. I never claimed to be a woman. Some men are ultra masculine 6’5 meatheads and some are like me. It’s normal variation.

>>212439665
Sorry to hear that mate.

>>212439674
>bet your on full PIP
If only lad, if only. Nah I work and have my own place. Everyone at my work hates me though because I'm a weird stunted cunt, as described previously. Probably only got ~5 years left in me then I'll top myself I expect.

>>212439720
"repeated experience"
lol lmao everything about you so far suggests its lies

>I’m 5’8
>Women like that

screm

Mental it’s entirely within my power and technological capability to order hundreds of booze and weed and gear and just go out in a blaze of dopaminergic glory.

fizzy cherry lime raspberry coconut lemonade

>take SSRIs and the suicidal thoughts are relentless
>don't take SSRIs and the bihourly panic attacks and general anxiety cripples me
wish i was normal

i wonder when they'll make another king arthur movie

>>212439693
diseased cat
looks ill poor thing

i prefer a masculine man to bum me up the arse

Rock and roll was revived last night by Oasis as metal is officially ended tonight by Sabbath

Rorke?
Thoughts?
*Holds the big black microphone uncomfortably close to rorke's mouth*

Please please please, let me let me let me

>>212439165
sweden mentioned

they wrote a biography of rorke

>>212439757
if you’re good looking and hold frame women don’t care
i’ve pulled birds that are 6 foot tall

at first they tease you and make comments and laugh at you. if you get offensive or defensive or hurt they see you as a weak incel beta mong runt freak. If you ignore it, say “yeah, well anyway”, or just play along with it, treat as an off hand comment from some emotional woman (which is what it is!) she sees you as mature grounded and confident and unswayed by her verbal taunts.

you should all be nicer to each other

>>212439764
u tried god or just gone for the quck fix p harma hacks?

>>212439768
init that thing needs taking to a vet

>>212439810
yeah i have friends who are that height and shag it was just a little dig mate

>>212439813
Fuck you stupid yank!

Mental how Americanised we are. A defeated race. Pathetic. Any pride no child would see a video, not even a youtube short out that accursed land.

>>212439764
>um have you considered trying a different SSRI? Well how about another SSRI? I've actually got a third different SSRI right here for you to try? We can try another drug which inhibits serotonin reuptake via a different mechanism if you'd like? I appreciate that the last 5 didn't work but a new SSRI has just come out and I think it would be very promising for you? Well since you're such an edge case, I think we might be able to try an SNRI to see if you'd feel better with an 18hr shot of adrenaline ripping through you in addition to your brain being awash with serotonin all day hmm would you be interested in trying that?

you can have it all one minute and then it's all over in an instant

>>212439834
Make a stand by never posting on American website 4chan ever again. You won't because this shit site is the only witness to your incel existence.

>>212439814
hello diego

Can't make a perfect loop for you.

Genie, I wish to be the most gorgeous man on the planet

>>212439854
er why are their children at their wedding?
they had children out of wedlock?

>>212439866
...hello

>>212439854
aye dumping the lambo off the embankment with the traction control turned off, could happen to any one of us

>>212439854
or you can have nothing and deal with it forever (starts doing the ktim dance)

Did you know that Indians were the first people on the moon?

>>212439855
no one cares mate
go have sex or summit

>>212439894
Didnt know michael collins (forma brahmin) snuck into the lunar module to land on the moon

>>212439894
erm they were outside of earth's atmosphere and so the ionising radiation of the sun was much more intense, giving them all a healthy tan

get the science trusted

>>212439894
woke has got ridiculous

>>212439893
lool

get the gay porn burgers on

cute

>>212439760
mad how i have the money for it but i have no access to weed i dont know anybody and id be scared to order it off some site on hiddenwiki using tor because at the end of the day itd be my card used to pay for it and my address on the package and if i lose my job id rope

have to still to boozeberg which is killing me and making my life awful

>>212439967
hang the vile cunt!

>>212439894
patches on both Armstrong and Aldrin's right shoulders are facing the wrong way

>>212439964
Gta SA.

>>212439997
autistic ahh blud

>>212439967
I am tired of staged videos gaining national media attention.

>>212440030
you should commit suicide in protest of them

>>212439967
I forget the name of songs all the time tbf

Polack !

>>212440052
iq check

what are you all doing today then de lads?

gary eats is fucking sexy

>>212439855
lmfaooooo he got done in by this one
>>212439903
you got done in

>>212440065
gay pride
altho weather is so dire i might just skip it but then i have nothing to do all day

Am I eye?

>>212440065
sleeping
seething at woke
pool

Rating out of /10 for Diego's performance yesterday? Missed it.

King is dead.

>>212440065
had a long lie in, now doing some exercise. Later I will walk to the shop to get some food in

beyond that, nothing. Might watch the tennis i.e have it on in the background while I post here

>>212440115
I have to give it a 1/10 it was very poor, mainly off-name.

>get 'sco delivery so I don't need to leave the house
>forgot the coffee so need to brave going outside

Frens, I'm not a virgin anymore. Any advice for a new life as a husband? She cute, can cook ect.

so thats rorke

>>212440136
Safe?

>>212440133
Howling is Diego too scared to post on name now.

>>212440142
scremington

Anyone here go to bed and then their mind starts racing at 100mph and you can't get to sleep? How do you stop that from happening?

>>212440138
you are no longer welcome here

>>212440136
it's something to do

a trip to the shop, the air inhaled, the legs poomping, the clues gained

Thank you.

>>212440159
ktim

>>212440159
Leave your rancid bedroom and do things during the day to tire yourself out.

>>212440176
>>212440185
this honestly

delicious flat chest

If AI's goal is to do something and to do it as effectively as possible and it views humanity as a liability in any way then it will try to remove us from the equation.

>>212440194
Cover your bristles, madam. It’s not cool or flattering!

>>212440191
>>212440194
I do this anyway, morning and evening walks, strength training at the gym, eat reasonably healthy, have hobbies but still struggle getting to sleep

>>212440115
Highlight of the day was a lovely tale of Diego finally meeting Gary Eats
>>212427862

>>212440205
….good

mad how good the early series of always sunny are

>>212440207
It's Bristols not bristles you mong

>>212440236
howling thanks for sharing

How would you describe your fashion style?

supposed to be going to a birthday party today
cant be fucking arsed
might leave early

I get the hate that mercedes gets now because they've gone mega gay but absolutely don't get why people gave them hate in the 2010s
They were the only volume maker actually putting real engines in things, could even get a 5.5 litre V8 in the SLK hairdressers' car

>>212440268
gay nerd poser loser incel

>>212440268
The style of whatever my family gets me for Christmas / birthday. Never buy myself any clothes

>>212440268
basic bitch

>>212440011
>michael salami

>>212440280
I hate them because every mercedes driver seems like a massive cunt. More so than Audi and BMW drivers in my eyes

lemme put on a show for you daddy

>>212440268
jumper n black jeans

you simply can't go wrong, everyone loves it

Describe to me your ethos in three words

>>212440329
just one: christian

>>212440329
get ‘em gone

>>212440329
Live love laugh

>>212440268
doxxable info

might walk around with my willy out at the local pride

>p&o ferries announce a sale on cruises
>suddenly taxes have to go up
looking pretty suspicious right now

>>212440329
>>212440268
>>212440159
none of your business

the wife

>>212439662
based he looks so fucking kino

british people = cattle who i beat and torture

>>212440372
shut up you freak
the most worthless colony ever
worse than ireland
irrelevant sheep shagging timid island at the edge of human civilisation where you virgin freak runts deserve to be.

>>212440372
you lost to cattle wow

going in shower

>>212440362
would love to go on a solo cruise and run around shagging peoples wives

>>212440396
destroyed that fat flubbery maori chud

watched that marvelslop Thunderbolts film

shite

>>212440329
poo wank cum

>>212440424
you like shagging old biddies?

america - bold frontiersmen and religious visionaries
canada - brave mountaineering men
australia - criminals, businessmen and miners
NZ - poofs, queers, farmers, the welsh, autistic, runt mongs

These are the people that settled the colonies

>>212440396
raped that twat into oblivion

>>212440165
Maybe should you have find a girlfriend too? It's cool, anon

Apply the Austrian princible.

just tax my shit up bro

funny how people are still like "lemonparty the worst thing i have EVER seen!!! nooooo it's not as bad as TUBGIRL!!!! that shit traumatised me!" these shock images were from 20 years ago and you can go on /gif/ and see stuff a million times worse but somehow people are still talking about goatse and tubgirl

I want to know everything about you

lets do it lads

>>212440424
seems like a fairly attainable goal if it's as easy as you say, all you'd need is to save the money required to go on the cruise

I suspect in reality it's harder to shag though and the people who have the most success are couples rather than lone men, due to vetting / social proof.

>>212440469
yeah. you wanna know what’s shocking? the immigration numbers.

>>212440469
freak runt post

>>212440469
Don't forget meatspin. Oh no, a penis. Imagine showing these people funkytown.

>>212440469
nobody is talking about that

the number of muslim filth on british streets is TOO DAMN HIGH

>>212440462
neetchads won

you should never visit /gif/

>>212440469
yeah that's hilarious

>>212440475
Oh my nail !

>>212440467
yeah that's what it's called when you can feel the blood flowing in the muscles

the poomp

>>212438769 (OP)
NEW

>>212440353
>>212440353
>>212440353

>>212440475
thing is im not handsome
but actually maybe i am
but i use not being handsome as an excuse for being a coward
or i use being really empathetic i.e. not wanting to bother people
as an excuse for being a coward
this way my 35 years of inceldom are not actually my fault
but my being not handsome - and/or too empathetic
and this actually makes me better than all the non incels because my success in other areas have hindered me in this baserer area
you see this is the cope
this is why im alone and depressed

>>212440516
never ever ever

My Xbox one.

tax the migrants
get the nurses wanked

have to go to a bbq with my gf later, wish i could have a gf that doesn't exist until it conveniences me and i don't have to do all the tedious upkeep required

>>212440639
lucky bastard. i would kill for a gf to escape inceldom

Broken Xbox one.

>>212440639
sounds awful. stay strong king

>>212440656
this
but that guy is a larper lmao

Fucking go home already.

>>212440701
>>212440701
>>212440701

you're forgetting this is a shaggers general

gf is actually bothering me today to drive her to this park to have a picnic or something but i wanna stay home and post online

>>212440057
Same energy as Russian..

Apply.