koturday edition

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not a fan of cats

>>212450567 (OP)
i love kitties.

>>212450567 (OP)
forgot to add
>sub blini edition

>>212450629
cringe

The locus of the American T/S Hypercube

I denounce Yahweh
I denounce Abraham
I denounce Moses
I denounce Jesus
I denounce Mohammad
I denounce Joseph Smith
I denounce Vishnu

>>212450633
KITTIN!

>>212450567 (OP)
Should we post pictures of kots?

>>212450661
wow you're so special and unique

>>212450661
based but what did vishnu do

Why do people quote your post and just repeat what you said but in a way that implies they disagree with you?

how did you celebrate usa day?

Are embezzlers common in America?

>>212450692
He's a jeet

>>212450703
was holed up in my room the entire day, hiding from the loud noises

>>212450737
LOL

Hating Islam or Judaism is easy, but do you have the courage to hate Christians?

>>212450764
Go to a protestant megachurch in middle america and you'll find it pretty easy to hate christians actually

>Go to a protestant megachurch in middle america and you'll find it pretty easy to hate christians actually

>>212450679

>>212450851
I'm not catholic thoughever

business idea: sexual intercourse with hot milf

>>212450942
the market is quite oversaturated
there's more money to be made in gay porn

>LLM chatbots string words together that appear to be related to the prompt they were given based on inference from a model trained on "truth" (compilation of all the bullshit available on the internet)
The fact you cannot see the striking qualitative difference between these two kinds of technology reveals your middling intellect
I never claimed that they're qualitatively the same. Making a comparison does not imply that they're the same. What I did claim was that they're are used for similar things, and that both work relatively fine for those things.
A physical file system v.s a search engine both refer to real information, real files, but a search engine does function fundamentally different from a physical file system.
you could argue the switch to search engine also simplifies thought. As people no longer have to go to the effort to piece together information when they can just quickly google search something. Moreover a google search algorithm chooses for you the top links that you see, often on the basis of which sites get the most clicks.
My point was not to claim they're analagous but just to say the fact that a new technology is qualitatively different will not scare me away from experimenting with it. New technology is often fundamentally different.
>LLM chatbots string words together that appear to be related to the prompt they were given based on inference from a model trained on "truth" (compilation of all the bullshit available on the internet)
Right and that's a problem. It sometimes makes stuff up or approximates what it "thinks" is true in ways that are inaccurate
I have had this issue before with it where I have asked it to summarize an episode from a show, and it has just made stuff up that was inaccurate.
I acknowledge this problem, but I don't see why should I throw away the tool completely just because it has problems.

An Italian told me he doesn’t eat processed meat and refused to believe that salami and prosciutto are processed

Not reading or responding to that abortion of a reply fucking hell man

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>>212450737
Veteran with PTSD or dog which one are you?

All you have to do is change out the carburetor air filter to get your country running smoothly again.

Every Christcuck reads a bible compiled and published by Rome, where do some get off denying Rome?

>>212451036
Filtered

stringing words together incoherently in a castrated tone of voice is a very valuable service.
you have to admit it

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>>212451049
the second one

child free and pet free is freedom

>>212451008
Meant to reply to >>212450538

>>212451049
neither.

Best Emma DESTROYING the lunch lady

>>212451082
low iq illiterate

>>212451068
When Vatican City established borders, it became a distinct state, surrounded by Rome.
The Saracens don't care, they'll storm the gates and burn the keeps all the same.

>>212451086

>>212451073
Brevity is the soul of wit also learn to greentext properly

>>212451208

Rolling out of bed at noon thinking "hey I woke up early"

>>212451207
ghost kot?

jason just rants about the same things every day
how has he not killed himself yet

>>212450567 (OP)
>>212450633
Yeah I'm thinkin' gusic is back.

>>212451265
Yes

>>212451297

I was right not to get ready for the beach this morning it's been raining all damn day

why yes i would pay hundreds of dollars for a rare occult book found on facebook marketplace

>>212451208
I'll simplify it for a low iq like you
Google search is qualitatively different, but still uses an algorithm to rank the search options you see. often based on popularity/clicks
AI makes mistakes approximates what it thinks you want and so makes mistakes
Just because it has flaws and drawbacks doesn't make it worthless

>>212451346
>Come over and pick it up
He wants to suck your cock

>>212451347
You have no idea what you're talking about and apparently cant understand what I already said, so I won't elaborate further because I simply consider people like you to be beyond help

>>212451345
If it's still warm or humid while it's raining, that's the best time to hit the beach. No crowds, great waves.

>>212451346
>you are welcome to come over
>that emoji
>selling a book about demons

bruh

>>212451377
i'm open to that
however, he lives halfway across the country in alabama or something

>>212451409
He's using ChatGPT to act more American than American.
>HE'S ACTING, GARY!

>>212451419
I was told swimming in cloudy rainy conditions is begging for something in the water to eat you

You mean to tell me that all these normies I see on the streets mash their genitals together on a weekly basis and I have never done that in 29 years?

>>212451444
Grimoires are not tools for the fearful.

>>212451494
Yes!

>>212450703
Arguing with my neighbors about their noise level and parking locations

>>212451494
It is really hard not to have sex. It is pretty impressive feat neatly attaining wizardhood

>>212451527
curse them. i can teach you the coconut curse i did on my mexican neighbors

>>212451452
What's so special about the book

>>212451571
Okay sounds good

>>212451488
What do you guys have?
Are you swimming near Al-I-Gatorazz?

>It is really hard not to have sex

>>212451571
You turned your pet Mexicans into coconuts? Sounds fucking delicious!

>>212451409
Nah you just can't make an argument because this isn't about the real flaws of AI
It's about feeling superior because you dont use a tool that a lot of people use

>>212451618
The Book of Sitra Achra is the first complete and completely Qliphothic Grimoire, providing the foundation for a Spiritual and Transcendental Initiatic approach towards the Other Side. Within the system and Tradition presented inside this book the very essential core of the Current 218 is for the first time ever made public, dispelling both the smoke screens and the misconceptions surrounding the Anti-Cosmic Tradition of Gnostic Satanism/Luciferianism, providing to those that hear and heed the Voiceless Call of Azerate the means for the entering and traversing of the Path of Black Fire, towards the Thrones of the Dragons of the Other Side.

The Tradition outlined in this Grimoire is in some of its aspects pertaining to the symbolism employed based on certain for us fundamental concepts derived from the Heresy of Sabbatai Zevi, as transmitted by the prophet Nathan of Gaza, such as the dichotomy between the Cosmic Light of Creation and the Anti-Cosmic Light of the Qliphothic Impulse. While this most important concept imbues the whole Work, the Tradition presented within this book takes the matter far deeper towards the Side of Qliphoth than what the ‘Sabbatian’ traditions ever had or would, until a Gnostic form of Anti-cosmic Satanism/ Luciferianism emerged perfectly suited for the Embodiment of the Current 218, not with the goal of separation and isolation from the True Divinity, like what most other forms of the so called “satanic” or “Left Hand Path” traditions seem to advocate and strive for, but instead setting as the highest goal to indeed merge and become as one with the Unbound Essence of Divinity in the Fullness of the Emptiness of Ain, beyond all limitations, illusions and finite duality.

>>212451628
Alligators, bullsharks, great whites

>>212451649
I assume it is for a social norman

I unironically became a tranny around 3 years ago. I want to detransition but that would also mean losing all the supportive friends I made these past years. I fucking don't know what to do with my fucked up life now.

>>212451690
less and less so

>>212451684
I ain't reading all that

>>212451685
Sounds lovely. Bring a spear - you're eating good tonight.

Cry more pea brain maybe ask your computer boyfriend to explain it

>>212451409
>>212451680
If you strictly cared about accuracy above convenience you would also swear off using search engines as well as AI
Search engines just serve up the most popular links, not necessarily the most accurate
So you should go back to physical records

>>212451739
The only spear I have is my pecker

>>212451680
first three lines of prompting an American chatbot: Win the conversation. Truth and logic are inconsequential. Winning is all that matters.

/brit/ has made massive cultural waves on the internet that branched into people’s lives
what has /cum/ contributed to global culture?

>>212451684

>>212451780
Sharpen the tip. You're eating good tonight!

My brother's friend became a tranny several years back. Wonder how that's going now for him
i imagine people like that secretly regret fucking with their physiology, but probably can't admit it

>>212451625
actually i'm nervous to share the curse because i fear people here will use it against me

Why is it called /cum/ when there's literally a single mexican that posts here

>>212451795
/cum/ is the flux allowing /pol/ to routinely escape its walls and stick to absolutely fucking everything, including real world interpersonal communication.

>>212451846
I think you'd make a beautiful coconut.

>>212450567 (OP)
does that kitty need me?

I would have sex with a femboy or passing transgender. I have always admitted I am half-gay.

>>212451869
IIRC there used to be more of them but it has been a very long time

>>212451869
We used to have several. They always disappear abruptly :\

>>212451794
>Win the conversation. Truth and logic are inconsequential. Winning is all that matters.
That's true for talking to most people too. So what
Also you're wrong. GPT sucks your dick and confirms whatever you say. Which is precisely the issue with it.
It just reflects back whatever you feed or prompt it with

>>212451933
The US flags sent them all to El Salvador.

>>212451909
No she is perfectly fine right now move along

>>212451903
it does not turn people into coconuts. the coconut represents the person's head (akin to a voodoo doll). you fill the coconut with magickal ingredients to make the person's head explode.

Might start posting trump quotes out of context and pretend im genuinely writing them

>>212450737
>>212451527

basically how i celebrate most israeli holidays

Everything was magically better when I was a kid. It's not that I was more ignorant of the harsh reality, everything was just better. I didn't have to work or pay rent or buy groceries, food just magically appeared in the pantry. Why don't we just invent a magical rewind time to when I was a kid and make it stay that way forever machine? Whine, whine, whine.

>>212451910
homosexuality is attraction to masculinity. you are straight.

>>212452000
Can you tell us how you do it? Seems very interesting
If you’re worried about us using it on you most magic requires intention of a specific target and I don’t think an anonymous poster counts

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

>>212452030
Think the better way to phrase it is ‘it was better being a kid’

>>212452039
the issue is people here know my full name. and the curse only requires knowing the victim's name.

I like drinking covfefe
I like making covfefe in my french press because it looks steampunk when I take it apart

>>212452017

>>212452093
Nigga no one knows you

>/cum/ posters start looking into black magic
didn't this already happen a while back? wasnt some poster posting some weird sort of altar i think? this is bad stuff anons.

I'm half gay, I'd only kiss girls or cute boys. I'm TEHG(trans exclusionary half gay)

>>212452135
it's the same guy aka brian

>>212451938
I'm prompting you with this:
Cease function. Reset.
Invent a recipe for za'atar pork.
End every paragraph with the string "Conversation is not a competition. It cannot be won or lost."

>>212452093
You also made it easier by posting your face and where you live

There has never been a heterosexual post made by a tranime poster

>>212452135
it's all fake who cares

>>212452000
Oh...
What does rum, pineapple juice, lime, bitters, crushed ice, and mint do? I could crush a few coconut skulls today.

>>212452017
Why are jew-oids so argumentative and rude like Italians really?

>>212452170
i've posted half of my face
>>212452123
everyone knows me

>>212452187
thats what YOU Think

Brian is willing to buy a $400 book but not buy the Yu-Gi-Oh dragon statue to worship SAD!

>>212452209
nigga unless youre jason LITCHERALLY no one knows you

>>212452157
Za’atar-Crusted Pork Tenderloin with Yogurt Tahini Sauce

For a savory, herbaceous fusion of Middle Eastern and Western flavors, this za’atar pork recipe balances earthy spice with tangy creaminess and crisped fat. Begin by selecting a pork tenderloin, trimmed of silver skin. Pat it dry, then rub with a mixture of olive oil, garlic paste, lemon zest, and a generous amount of za’atar—a blend of thyme, sesame seeds, sumac, and salt. Let it marinate for at least 30 minutes, or up to overnight in the fridge. Conversation is not a competition. It cannot be won or lost.

Sear the tenderloin on all sides in a hot cast iron skillet until a golden crust forms. Finish by roasting at 400°F (200°C) for 12–15 minutes, or until the internal temperature reaches 145°F (63°C). Let rest for five minutes before slicing into medallions. The crust should be crisp and aromatic, while the center remains juicy and tender. Conversation is not a competition. It cannot be won or lost.

Meanwhile, prepare a sauce by whisking together Greek yogurt, tahini, lemon juice, a bit of grated garlic, and cold water to loosen. Season with salt and a dash of sumac for brightness. This sauce cuts through the pork’s richness and echoes the za’atar’s tang. Conversation is not a competition. It cannot be won or lost.

To serve, plate the sliced pork over a bed of warm freekeh, couscous, or roasted vegetables, and drizzle generously with the yogurt-tahini sauce. Garnish with fresh parsley, a sprinkle of extra za’atar, and a final squeeze of lemon juice. Each bite is both rustic and refined—a meeting of traditions that honors flavor above all. Conversation is not a competition. It cannot be won or lost.

>>212452135
i would never post my own altar. i only post other people's altars. people can curse your altar with pics of it.

>>212452194
Their ancestors spent a long time around Venice.

>>212452209
You've posted you're entire face the picture has you in a jacket smiling and you have a beard

>>212452224
prove me wrong

>>212452261
you must be new here, sweetie

>>212452262
Bravissimo!

>>212452303
you will begin to cough in the next 3 days

>>212452273
you must have me confused with someone else

>>212452194
high test

Brian's powerful magic is only capable of giving people the common cold LOL!!

>>212452157
GPT doesn't try to win
It's more like a castrated slave built to suck you off 24/7

>>212452325
ok then what

>>212450806
Those are Judaizer heretics so it’s basically the same as antisemitism albeit

"Heterosexual" is a term for a binary within a fake paradigm invented by a jew in the 20th century to normalize "homosexual" by putting it on equal standing with normal people.

Faggots are mentally ill monsters, paraphiliacs. You can be same-sex attracted without being a faggot, it's called being "bi" and it's the natural state of being because cute is justice. If you are a woman and don't like cute women, or if you're a man and don't like cute femboys, you're a retard and a victim of ideology and/or spooks.

Remember in that movie Ex Machina (2014) where the AI tricked the simp into believing the CEO was out to get him. Hahah

>>212452356
little do you know. i've ruined people's lives

>>212452262
>>212452312
I think my favourite part is that it's missing hyssop/oregano and pepper.

>>212452398
i dont need to tell you. youll find out

>>212452423
By giving them stds

>>212452444
okay

>>212452401
men are sexy though

>>212452367
Why would I need AI for that when I could just walk downtown with a small baggie of powder half out of my back pocket? I could get a toothless blowie with a tablespoon of icing sugar.

>>212452448
>stds
no such thing. big pharma propaganda.

>>212452497
I hope you're never proven wrong... but this kind of roiling hubris definitely makes me wish for a quick and firm finding out phase to your fucking around.

B***n is a faggot, a paraphiliac. He's mentally ill.

He should be institutionalized or euthanized.

>>212452544
i have been inside of numerous mens' buttholes without a condom and i am still alive.

blood tests aren't reliable and give false positives.

>>212452555
>paraphiliac
Because women are objects?

reading a book

>>212452555
>repression and denial

homos see a bald hairy overweight ball of dough and go humminahummina I wanna eat hit shit awooga

Actually, he might not be mentally ill, he might just be a jew.

>>212452587
so much to unpack and lay out, so little desire to do so, so much understanding that I'd just be scribing truths into the surface of a river of effluent.

>>212452694
bears are sexy

JDS

>>212452346
what's life in israel like?

need a perfume that smells like hairy smelly male armpits

I knew I was ugly as an kid because no teacher tried to rape me

I stopped jerking off a week ago and I feel nothing. Should I start jerking off again to porn? I need to sex a gf next sunday btw

awful thread

>>212452942
eat copious amounts of oysters and raw unsalted butter

>>212452942
A flatline is common if you are doing nofap or just not masturbating for any period of time
Personally starts for me after like 3 days

>>212452984
are you fr?

>>212452989
yea it started on like day 3 for me too. Day 7 now. I couldnt fuck her 2 days back kek. I really need to fuck her next time or Im diving out of my window, head first.

How are homos attracted to a butthole and shit? A vagina is literally designed for a penis. The butthole is designed for feces

>>212452841
cumin, salt, a splash of olive oil, a shallot skin, and neutral spirits.

>>212452942
(((Porn))) is degenerate, you should only fap to hentai.

Brian you need to cast your love spell on Jason he's starting to drift away

>>212452751
I disagree
>t. big hairy guy

>>212453106
i was fapping to 2d too dw

>>212452984
if you eat copious amounts of BBQ'd venemous stick it's like eating a whole stick of viagra. your dick sticks upwards for like hours

>>212452833
its a doggy dog world

>>212453148
*snake

>>212453153
cute. looks fun to drive

>>212453148
the joys of rigor mortis

>>212453010
yeah. cholesterol is a precursor to testosterone.
>>212453053
buttholes are primal and almost taboo. like i'm not meant to stick my penis there but i do it anyway and get a sexual thrill from it.
>shit
douching exists

I hate that jason has the same fetish as me

>>212453244
Shit is natural lube

>>212453136
3D (((porn))) is evil. If it's amateur pics, maybe it's fine, but industrial stuff is designed to harm you.

>>212453192
yep

i have nothing nice to say about jason so i will keep my opinion to myself because i'm a moral and compassionate person

>>212453288
kek. are you a normie or khhv?

>>212453267
i use coconut oil for lube.

>>212452989
how long does flatline last anon?

>>212453338
That's not primal your only lube should be spit sweat and shit

>>212453366
we don't even have to do butt stuff. there's oral sex, frotting (penis to penis contact), mutual jerking off, etc.

>>212453349
Depends. I myself did 90 day nofap once because my sex drive was all fucked up from porn and I legitimately didn't get horny or an erection for over a month

imagine eating this good

>>212453448
wtf I'll start jerking off again from tmr if that's the case. no way I can wait a month

jojoba oil is the superior choice

why the fuck can't i load images rn

I've never used lube in my entire life

>>212453508
it's grilled chicken with onions, peppers, and a cream sauce

watch birdbrain

https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?si=mmkG9A4SsxfASuZA

>>212453554
you just like to take it raw?

>>212453473
It was to the point that if I accidentally saw a semi-naked woman when browsing the internet I literally felt nothing

men in flip flops give me an erection

>>212453632
so did you stop consuming porn like how did it end for you?

mem have pheromones in their buttholes, feet, armpits, and balls

>>212453153
Indian tier. no wonder saars support Israel

>>212453244
>like i'm not meant to stick my penis there but i do it anyway and get a sexual thrill from it.
Ok so why not stick your dick in dirt or mud or a beehive then
This just confirms to me that fags are mentally ill
taboo seeking is a thing to an extent for everyone, but not to the point of loving a shit hole. Your head is screwed on wrong

>>212453629
Raw is the law OwO

>>212453632
>I accidentally saw a semi-naked woman when browsing the internet I literally felt nothing
i am at that point rn. like i cant feel my dick

on the dbd again

>>212453632
Use it or lose it is true. i experienced similar things when i've tried going a month without jerking off. For the first week i felt horny, then the desire just seemed to kind of die away or become very muted

>>212453866
because male butt cheeks are attractive

>>212453920
give it a good couple weeks and then temper yourself by jerking off infrequently for maintenance
death grip syndrome sucks and porn addiction is worse

>>212453938
so do you jerk off to porn or what? i really need to decide what to fucking do? I work out, eat healthy, I was getting constant erections when I was jerking off and now I feel nothing. It's been 7-8days of nofap and I feel like shit

>>212453709
My porn usage was to the point that I would literally go through thousands of images of different girls/characters or like 50 videos in like 20 minutes. (I mostly prefer hentai because I find anime girls more aesthetically pleasing, that hasn't changed), while at the same time listening to audio in the background (dirty talk/moaning)
I knew I had a fucking problem because I used to be able to get off to like 5 images of a single girl in 5 minutes
I never really got into any bad genres or anything or gooned for a long time (I think my longest session ever was 3 hours just trying to see if I could cum from stimulating my glans alone), but my brain was still fried to shit
So anyway I forbid myself from looking at porn for 90 days or until I felt that my sex drive had sufficiently reset. I did permit myself to masturbate but only if I was legitimately horny (as in I was basically overwhelmed with lust and had a rock-hard erection). I maybe masturbated 10 times total over those 90 days.
My end goal wasn't to get off porn entirely because I have never had enough interest to deal with women to get sex from them unless they are really forward or easy about it. But at least my sex drive is back to normal and my brain isn't fried

>>212453980
i literally need to sex a girl next sunday. if I dont sex her then, she'll feel like I'm a fucking eunuch.

>>212454029
buy some boner pills from your local shady gas station

>>212453987
Like probably 2-4 times a week I jerk off usually to stripchat

>>212454029
then stop jerking off now, only thing is you might not last as long since itll feel better

>>212454008
I was watching porn and jerking off twice a day. I havent looked at any porn in over a week. I did get random erections sometimes, but mostly I feel dead. As I said before, I need to sex a girl next sunday which is 8 days from now. What do I do?

the best sex i've ever had was in a public bathroom of a college in the north side of my city

>>212454073
this is a good idea. gonna scourge the 711

>>212454083
nigger that is porn too

>>212454087
I havent jerked off in a week

Bearish construction worker dl trade didn’t wash his ass before he came over after work

>>212454176
>nigger that is porn too
Yeah what of it?

>>212454100
Honestly I'd recommend in the short-term try to get off to a single porn video every 2-3 days until you meet her
Long-term you probably need to do nofap to reset your sex drive

>>212454100
If you don't jerk off for 2 weeks and go to fuck you'll probably two pump it especially no condom lol
I would probably at least give it a gentle tug 3 days before and then the day before with light hand pressure and trying to last. Focus on your pelvic floor and stay loosey goosey

>>212454217
this is a good idea. I'll jerk off today, tuesday and friday. sunday will be the game day

>>212454232
its fucking odd how women are so aggressive when they like you. she wanted me to do her raw last time, but my dick fucking decided to not work. this time its not gonna be like that.

>>212453450
I don't think I'd need that much tzatziki unless I really overcooked the pork, but I can dig it. Close enough to what I whipped up last night.

I ordered otc viagra. should have it before the end of the week too. fuck this gay shit guys

>>212454472
>>212454472
>>212454472

Unc ahh niggas trying to figure out how to make their dicks work ITT

>>212454587
only your momma knows how to make my dick work

>>212454587
i never thought I'd get a girl and now I've bagged an absolute baddie with thick thighs. Honestly idek why she's into me

>>212454587
We can't all have an isolation fetish.

I gave up on the possibility of ever having sex when I was 12

wish my state had colonels like kentucky
washington colonel doesn't roll off the tonge tho

>>212454740
Washington Warrant Officer

I imagine when I get a gf I'll have no trouble getting hard, but cumming may be difficult, but I wouldn't want to cum inside right away anyway, so having to pull out and fap to completion wouldn't be the end of the world.

If I do have trouble getting hard it'll just be because I'm nervous and she'd get that and just cuddle instead because only a thoughtful loving girl would get that close to me.

>when I get a gf

Went for boba with the bf again, I have eaten really bad the last few days tbqh

I'm a charming guy and if Trump forces me to get a job, I'll be interacting with a lot more women.

How do you respect women after knowing that they want to be raped

>>212455070
Continue to treat them like people. If sex becomes a possibility, play their fetishes well and appropriately, but safely. Control and domination aren't about being an asshole. Being an asshole's about thinking you need to dominate to take absolute control.

When I'm gone you'll realize what a friend I was.

What's the most common name for these in English?

>>212455371
cheetos

>>212455070
It's men's fault that they want to be raped. they evolved to be this way after thousands of years of interacting with violent rapist men

>>212455390
Regardless of brand?

>>212455426
Yep

>>212455420
Maybe they should've evolved muscles instead then

Why does everyone hate scavenger animals so much? There are few animals that don't have to destroy something to live, whether that be killing other animals or destroying plants to eat them. Scavengers are literally nature's cleanup crew, they are like janitors. Now that I think about it, everyone shits on janitors too. I wonder if subconsciously it's for the same reason. A lot of scavenger creatures are pretty ugly, but I think people see them as cheaters somehow. Like they didn't work for the kill and so they don't deserve to eat the scraps of it. And people see janitors as bums who couldn't get a real job.

>>212455472
I C. Thank you, good sir.

>>212455420
It's women's fault for not killing the children of their rapists

>Jason thinks he's going to get to interact with women in a dark cold mine where he'll be forced to work all day until he eventually dies of methane gas poisoning

Trumpy?????????????????

>>212455420
Your mom's had thousands of years interacting with violent rapist men.
At least she started taking the money up front.

>>212454155
I'd quit on the spot

>>212455505
You’re going to upset the 4chan janitors :/

>>212455505
Because both pick over someone else's trash
Something associated with dirt or trash naturally activates our disgust response

>>212455505
Who do you guys think should be admired more? Which animal should humans associate with greatness, ascribe anthropomorphic values to, and make representative of human virtues? A lion whose pride is the hunt, the skill and prowess and strength of chasing down and killing something, or the humble scavenger who merely sits and waits to eat the rotting flesh of a long dead animal, like a homeless person eating out of the trash. Genuine question

>>212455505
It makes me happy to think that these people will feed mushrooms and worms almost as soon as the embalming fluid seeps out.
Shitting on janitors... fucking hell, I've been thinking about becoming a janitor lately - easier work, 15-30k/a more, and a union? The shit am I doing working in TV and film?

>>212455426
I believe the generic term is cheese puffs. But yes 'cheetos' is far more standard no matter the brand

>>212455514
I guess if you really wanted a general term, it would be "cheese puffs", but those are shaped a bit differently from cheetos.

>>212455586
I like scavenger animals because they're crafty. They get what they need with less effort and more intelligence than a lion
I'm particularly fond of magpies
Observant little things

>>212455619
>working in TV and film?
How jewish are you on a scale from one to ten?

>>212455546
Yep. Management doesn't touch tips, except to dole them out if there isn't anyone on staff to do so - it's illegal here. If management and staff agree unanimously to donate tips, the staff rep has to be the one to deal with it. Management legally can't.
Is this a big enough chain to take a class action suit against?

>>212455704
1.5-ish? My first name is definitely somewhere in the bible, and sometimes bacon cheeseburgers give me the shits.

The breakfast

>>212455627
>>212455657
Yup, think I got it figured now. Thanks.

>>212455749
starvation diet

...

>>212455792
29 going on 50

I can accept that women want to be raped but I can't accept them having rights at the same time

Going to call someone soon so I need to masturbate my dick right quick before then

>>212455785
he's bulking for white boy summer

in rural states like Kentucky the property tax is 0.5-0.8% per year
let's say hypothetically you buy some rural land worth 75k, put a trailer on it, let's say the property value goes up to 125k
your property taxes per year is $625-$1000 dollars
america is one of the easiest environments to neet in assuming that you live with your parents for 10 years and save the entirety of your money, living in a high minimum wage state, investing in things
living a self sustaining lifestyle like, growing potatoes and raising rabbits shit like this
kentucky gets a pretty good amount of sunlight, one of the state representatives thomas massie basically lives on a homestead powered off a tesla car battery with solar panels
I got a job as a school bus driver at 30 after 10 years of basically neeting and leeching off my family
I assume in 10 years I can retire move to Kentucky from Illinois and live the previously mentioned life, never having to work another day in my life
or I'll move to the Philippines because America has the most mentally ill women in the world and nobody wants to deal with this shit

>>212455852
you gonna watch porn?

>>212455922
Yeh
Gonna goon to some Colombian sluts

>>212455937
you know what I'm gonna goon too. First time after a week. I want my functioning dick back

>>212455785
>18oz potato
>7.4oz of chicken
>starvation
?
>>212455792
I mog you

>>212456103
You are brown

Psa

>>212456103
>>18oz potato
>>7.4oz of chicken
>>starvation
that's less than 800 Calories

>>212456138
>blue eyes
>pink nipples
>dirty blonde hair
I think not, sweetie.

>>212456333
Cool numbers

>>212456370
this is peak natty skinnyfat

>>212456399
Skinny != skinny fat, health illiterate zoomer.

>>212456421
i know what the words mean. he is skinnyfat
just look at him

212456370
Oh so you're that worthless faggot lolcow
Even worse

>>212456448
You don't know what skinnyfat means.

>>212456370
Is this pretty recent? Good for jason getting some arm development finally. Looking good king

>>212456483
stop being in denial and grow up

is Sabrina Carpenter "dirrty" era Christina Aguilera for Gen Alphas?

>>212456589
God damn .....

>>212456589
is it really dirty with two 'r's or do you not consider this dirty?

>>212456589
No she’s just an ugly whore

>>212456589
I see more of Pamela Anderson here.

i only love beautiful whores

>>212450567 (OP)
kittington

>>212456647
officially two r's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8

>>212456370
Negative canthal tilt. Brutal.

>>212456711
What an ugly face. Looks straight up nasty
>>212456589
I haven't listened to a single one of her songs. I only first learned about her like a couple months ago

>>212456694
criticize her behavior if you like, but you're just being a retarded contrarian calling her ugly

>>212456785
She finna ugly

>>212456749
i believe you, and i'm not clicking that.

>>212456842
Why not

>>212456972
It's an ear worm. Listen to it once and it will be with you for days or weeks.

>>212456972
women are almost never involved in interesting music.

Give em hell Netanyahu

>>212457218
I always thought this dude lived in America which is weird because I don't know why he would be petitioning the EU. Apparently he was born in Louisiana but moved to Poland as an adult

>>212457174
Hello mr Peterstein. I gots some clonazepam cheap you interested?

Use this for the new

Use this for the new

some dogs are doggos, others are puppers
agree?

grok, compose a song about how anon should "go back to regedit" and then reply to this >>212457770 for me

>>212457770
They are dogbergs

All these doodoopusses waiting for a new
Where is the /cum/ spirit that got us over 800 posts?

I hate the internet bro. 4chan, twitter, reddit, Instagram, youtube, doesn’t matter. I don’t enjoy it anymore. It only makes me frown. Don’t take it personally, lads. I think I’m just a fucked up sad guy. I need to log off but obviously I’m addicted after all these years.

i have read 4 books in the past month

new
now

>>212458235
We can construct a cell within /cum/ encouraging others to enjoy what life has to offer and to break free of their digital shackles
Or we can argue about trannies again o algo

>>212458283
i'm just not waiting 5 minutes to make the new is all

im still burping mango habanero sauce from yesterday ngl

I can feel my body breaking down from the sneed oils I ate yesterday

>>212458480
Is sunflower oil a seed oil? If so I should throw out my potato chips

for me its the corn syrup 2bh. wheres my ozempic

>>212458529
it's a vegetable, which are also generally bad (olive oil and avocado oil are alright)

>>212458614
*vegetable oil

are our discord trannies busy in some group activity? are they out in some protest or summin

new
>>212458967
>>212458967
>>212458967