>English is so easy even Brits can learn it

Discuss.

me fail at english

English seems easy because Americans are dumb and can’t express themselves past the preformed blocks of language. Think of “thoughts and prayers”. They don’t talk like they have complete mastery over the language.

>their instead of they're

>>212456804
You raise an EXTREMELY good point.

uh ich bin deutsch

>>212456804
TRVKE

>>212456804
Americans are smarter than all Europeans, nice try tho

>>212457067
>bulgaria barely above US blacks
kangz

>>212457067
If there even is such a thing as real americans, it is this. Dumber than most of europe. All of your top performers are imported.

>>212456547 (OP)
>>212456697
Mentally ill freak literally can't stop posting about Britain. Kill yourself you annoying childish unfunny subhuman

>>212458130
Please be kind. We're all friends here.

>>212458130
hit a nerve eh?

>>212458163
>>212458179
Now that I've got your scumbag continental attention, what does this say

>>212458216
Please be kind. We're all friends here.

>>212458244
Tell me what our propaganda leaflet says you mong

>>212458304
It says
>An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth - unless you're in Britain, then it's a cavity for a cavity

>>212458338
You keep making unfunny references to teeth because Americans have a stereotype that brits have bad teeth because we dont have veneers like they do. It's not sensible or funny. Grow up you childish subhuman

>>212458388
Do you think we would be friends irl?

>>212458413
No I think you're an annoying freak who doesn't understand banter. You're just childish and dishonest. Unlikeable

>>212458470
You know who else didnt understand banter? Your norman overlords.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrying_of_the_North

>>212458470
I think we would be friends irl.

>>212458413
Whilst that fella is definitely mad, he's also right about Europeans just being proxy Americans. You all adopt their stereotypes and slang and then act like you're one of them and can therefore use the same insults they do, even though your teeth are as bad as ours etc. Like dimwitted henchmen hyping up their boss.

>>212458537
Your entire country and people is the result of Turks gaping and raping your ancestors.

>>212458632
Your fault for sending all these "learning english" cassetes all over europe only for the language in the cassetes actually being american and not english.

RIght now you are typing in american, go ahead and type what you just typed in english and see how much it changes.

>>212458632
I still think we would be friends irl, him and me.

>>212458470
You got owned freak

>>212458667
If that resulted in me keeping my hair past 30 because my diet is pita tzatziki instead of fish and chips then its a better result than the anglo fate.

>>212458716
>typing in american
No American uses 'whilst

>>212458932
Neither they use fella. But Im not joking listen to an anglo saying this sentence irl it will be something completely different that you barely understand if you are lucky.

>>212458881
No it resulted in you being stupid, lazy, brown and most of all poor.

>>212459065
very smart me

>>212458987
They say fella in Canada and some parts America

>>212459065
I may be lazy but Im not stupid or brown ok?

>>212458881
>>212458987
get a life man

>>212459127
All the good Greeks emigrated to the Roman empire.

>>212459144
Eh I mean its not such a bizzare word in all honesty, try "blimey" or "innit" or something.

>>212459153
Too late. I was born to be a loser. I even had to wageslave in england, thats how much of a loser fate decied I should be.

>>212456547 (OP)
And yet Apricans require pidgin. Curious!

>>212459314
this doesn't mean you have to seethe about us everyday

>>212459250
Americans say "ainnit" (ain't it) but they act like innit is really weird. Again, you're viewing us through an American lense. They have planted the shite spangled banner in your thirdie brain.

>>212459487
Do you not know what this board is? The whole point of it is to seethe and banter at random countries

>>212459487
I would never do that.

>>212459487
I knew you would miss the insult, it was too high IQ for you.

>>212459561
It was too high IQ for me too.

>>212459496
That last sentence is english. The rest was written in american.

>>212459535
yeah but I mean this particular greek flag seethes about us constantly everyday and not in a bantery way, he's just mad as fuck lol

if you develop enough of a reputation that other posters recognize who you are it's maybe time to step back and take a break