Thread 212459970

Are the military parades of your country a joke?

Brazil
Yes, they look like a comedy movie

someone post it

who won

they look on drugs

Different units march different here :)

>>212459970 (OP)
Why they walking like they need to flush a turd out?

>>212459970 (OP)
no we cancelled those
we just have a televised ceremony these days. people didnt like parades so they were replaced with army expos in army bases on independence day.

>>212460158
here it is btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCDyObhvme0

Our air forces used to use Swastika until 2017.

>>212460032
My fucking sides

the military parades here are honestly extremely impressive and easily the most kino in the world, just about the only nice thing left in this country.

>>212460042
>>212460090
They put women together with men, totally out of sync and a short guy in the front.

>>212460061
>How gay do you want your uniforms senpai

>>212460061
Sovl

>>212459970 (OP)
The vehicles are old, but there's no funny walks, at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG2nFJHnjCs

>>212459970 (OP)
This is so pathetic, man. Look at this shit. It's embarassing. Thank you Lula and leftards.

>>212460585
we even did it with ww2 german uniforms, its called SOUL

>>212460007
I know it

>>212460804
>>212460061
Tom of Finland shit ngl

>>212460158
>no we cancelled those
I thought you were hyper focused on patriotism and militarism, what happened?

>>212459970 (OP)
It's fucking awful, we can't even making fun of Americans

>>212460878
not really israel never had militarism and parades arent about patriotism theyre about a certain aesthetic of synchronized marching which is probably the polar opposite of the israeli national character. it fits 'bugmen mindset' countries like china and korea more

>>212460966
Of course we can, they have way more money and status, and Trump there are no excuses for that shit

>>212460966
Yes, we still can lol

>>212459970 (OP)
This is so fucking PATHETIC. I used to watch military parades as a kid and even then I thought they were pathetic, the soldiers couldn’t synchronize their movements and everything looked awful. The aesthetics of the Brazilian military are just terrible and I say this with regret, because I like military stuff, I’ve visited museums and bases. Aside from the modern equipment the air force has, everything else just sucks

My city sent a German, an Arab, and an Italian guy to WWII btw. I was conscripted in 2021

>>212460032
Is this the incelwalking i been hearing about?

>>212459970 (OP)
Can't hide your sexo from me Brazil.

>>212460061
doesnt 3/4 of spains population hate the army, the crown and the country?

>>212459970 (OP)
I don't wanna talk about it.

>>212463162
no, only half, the other half does the opposite

>>212459970 (OP)
>>212460032
>>212460966
These weird parades are usually by young recruits. I could post a lot of professional looking Brazilian or American parades

>>212459970 (OP)
>>212460032

>>212459970 (OP)
It wasn't always like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3edIUb2dpDw

>>212463358
We just don’t hold military parades like China or Russia. Our parades are civil-military and even children take part, there are even motorcycles almost like a circus

>>212462743
There was 1 woman in my base and we never saw her. Fuck hqs.

>>212459970 (OP)
drone goes vrooooooooooom

>>212463907
I SAID I DIDN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

>>212460061
Tom of Finland made this

>>212459970 (OP)
How dare you disrespect our mighty military like this? Reported to the Supreme Federal Court.

>>212459970 (OP)
Now show the parades in Brasília

I don't even have to post it
Knowers will know by just seeing my flag

>>212460061
Imagine all the gay sex

Yeah goose stepping parades are for shithole dictatorships where the aim is to impress the might of the state onto the masses.

>>212459970 (OP)
https://youtu.be/EYArNPjY4BQ?si=PwvZa0ysW3n2f91j&t=130

>>212459970 (OP)
Every military is like that

>>212466411
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212460585
It's not just the gay uniforms part, look at their bodies, they clearly have some buff requirements because no one in the video is skinny or small. I regularly see both skinny and small soldiers at my train station

>>212460061
something about iberians is just so damn fruity and zesty
no professional organization would let a guy march with their chest open like that

>>212460032
The funniest part wasnt even the marching itself, but the raid shadow legends and shitcoin ad reads by the on-ground commentator every 10 minutes.

I find it funny how rightists now hate the military while lefists are slowly becoming more pro-military.

It's like someone mixed the disks.

>>212467822
>while lefists are slowly becoming more pro-military
No such thing.

>>212459970 (OP)
Kill yourself vira-lata.
Self hating monkey

>>212468215
Just check what are the biggest defense programs currently and which govts started them.

>>212460521
You have no idea what you’re talking about, vira-lata.

>>212468276
Esquerdistas NUNCA vão apoiar escolas militares rígidas, armamentismo, etc.

>>212460032
>>212459970 (OP)
What?
Man...
This makes our average military parades look great. Surely this is from non-main cities where parades organization and units are not the best.
https://youtu.be/laSE9dHh3ys?si=W2tHQRtCaTprpcL3

>>212468358
That’s not the professional army, they are newly arrived recruits. OP is a self hating monkey.
https://youtu.be/Kr_DonTZ0cI?si=zapLVHlIIY-YITR4
https://youtu.be/Z-stuLW9Bx0?si=rWtULzya2NrOyShe

>>212468444
Uma completa bosta. Tudo dessincronizado. Meus lados. Só provou o ponto do OP

>>212468216
kek uppity thirdie dog
0 nobels

>>212468523
Agora diz que esse é uma bosta>>212468216
Viadinho beta, nunca serviu e acha que sabe de alguma coisa.

>>212468599
Cherrypicking. OP is the average lmao

>>212468444
Yeah I figured that

>>212463777
Did someone say motorcycle?

I laugh at the sars, but it's honestly more impressive than our parades.

>>212468644
He is lying to you. OP's video is the average. Not even close to some Euro countries, Russia or China for example lmao

>>212459970 (OP)
>>212466431
Why are they doin that?

>>212468639
OP cherrypicked a video of recruits, literally one month after their recruitment.
>>212468673
I sincerely wish you death, vira-lata. Please do us a favor and neck yourself.

>>212468719
Are you soldier for real? Why are you so mad? He is saying the truth lol

>>212468938
I was an infantry sergeant.
You have no idea how we do things in the army.

>>212469112
pardo

>>212469127
So what?

>>212469112
What the fuck are you doing in 4chan? You have work to do! Out! OUT!

>>212469155
HOLY SHIT! lololololol

>>212469173
>>212469194
What is so funny about it?

>>212469206
You must clean the collective bathroom, lift weight and paint the curbs not being in 4chan

>>212469206
The curb of my street is broken, where are you to fix it and paint it?

>>212469206
Do not let them hassle you, they don't get it. Is it retarded? Somewhat, but at least you are retarded together and at minimum you get to practice being dilligent in doing stuff you don't care about at all. Valuable skill.
>t. fellow former NCO

>>212469233
I believe he said "was" an infantry sergeant? Maybe he is out.

>>212469233
>collective bathroom
>paint the curbs
Isso é pros recrutas
>lift weight
Competição anual entre as companhias e pelotões, seu animal.

WTF I thought Brazilian armed forces are supposed to be Tropa de Elite?

>>212469206
half of that is busywork meant to be done by a dedicated municipal landscaping crew, how is painting the curb making you a more effective fighting force?
militaries with mandatory service inevitably end up having to come up with retarded tasks to keep their overgrown troop numbers busy, but training takes effort and money so you end up with soldiers doing these stupid tasks

>>212468665
I think they’re pretty cool desu. Watching it online is kind of cringe, but seeing it irl is awesome. I love airplanes and airshows. I’ve been to the TAM museum and the Air Force academy here. Airshows are just amazing. I wish I were American, you guys have the best air force and airshows

>>212469424
No, that's the military police.

>>212469112
Vai pintar meio-fio

Could be worse

>>212459970 (OP)
No, our parades are very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrNG_9HsEVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWrgQ8eKOs

>>212471248
Decent strolling

>>212469424
Our military police are way better trained than our actual army lmao

>>212460108
I'd argue Imperial era uniforms are even gayer than this>>212460061

>>212471248
They are literally just walking lol

nah

We don't do that here
You're all just larpers

>>212471355
Wow, this is very creative

The less free a country the more beautiful its military parade.

>>212467546
so?

>>212476583
norks have the best ones

>>212468307
Armamento civil tem absolutamente nada a ver com militarismo que goalpost moving é esse? Escolas militares também são um assunto de interesse civil

>>212478940
Esquerdistas do Bostil são todos trotskistas/gramscistas, viados degenerados e feministas. Isso nunca vai acontecer

>>212467517
The ones in back aren't that buff. They probably just put the big guys on front. Also could be some elite troop that has strict physical exams anyway so it's not like lanky or fat soldiers are gonna end up there anyway.