Thread 212463811

As English as macaroni cheese edition

best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

>>212463811 (OP)
Ah yes

>>212463834
not funny because you're not replying to him

>>212463861
best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

I refuse to believe no one other than the Italians and Chinese invented boiled bread

poo smells

>>212463752 #
They kiss, then it hits him and another guy with a chair?

Is this a gay Deano mating ritual that I don't know about??

Soda Pop is stuck in my head. Must have been all those AI videos.

>>212463811 (OP)
Mac and cheese is African American food, this is cultural colonialism

Why was this thread not recycled? It's hours old

mad how it's only 19 days until heathermong necks himself

Get the anydex installed
Get the bank logged in
Get the screen blanked

so elon musk is starting a new american party which is based on 'privatize everything'

who the fuck looks at our embarrassingly failed model and thinks hmm yeh think thats what ill go with

>>212467185
Why 19

>>212467198
that's when the ofcom jannies take us out of business for good

>>212467195
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana are forming a new party here.

>>212463834
Brit is fast sinking like the Titanic with these dogshit forced gimmicks

>>212467226
Fruit and Nut Party?

>>212467226
Exciting isn't it

>>212467195
privatización is fine as long as you keep critical infrastuctute nationalized, water energy and transport should always be publicly owned

>>212467226
Mental how he still thinks he can come back from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng

>>212467195
Elon is literally retarded

>>212464136
Well there's different types of mac and cheese. Baked mac and cheese like you see in the south was made by black people but in the north white people made mac and cheese with a creamier sauce on the stovetop.

>>212467248
roar

>>212467226
the let's love wogs even more party, just what we needed desu

>>212467282
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750372558863487.webm

Found a cunt on Twitter who is a better version of me by every metric. Night ruined.

>>212467300
I am going to take your teeth out and put them back in backwards

>>212467265
PMQ's used to be funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Cj1b-rp1E

Tempting

>>212467318
always have a hearty chuckle at that one

Havent seen the quiz of the year since like 2021. Guess I'll catch up even though theyve been getting less funny every year since like 2007

>>212467318
solid joke desu (the original)

having a picnic on the moon and the one thing you forget to take is crackers, classic

>>212463811 (OP)
Only the anglo mind can make somthing so yummy

Getting better at Python

>>212467379
good post

Been watching Black Sabbath's farewell gig tonight. Ozzy can still sing he just can't talk, stand or move. Very moving actually.

>>212467318
love ar' Wallace n' Gromit

getting $7000 for free
can't complain about that can I

>>212467395
well, not for him really.

>>212467265
lmao

>>212467410
where's my 7000?

>>212467410
That’s like £300

>>212467410
14,000 dicks sucked?

>>212467265
even thom kekd

>>212467410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDocGfvYmBM

mad how everyone talks shit about ryanair and claims they're dangerous yet they're one of the few airlines that have 0 fatalities

nth for the baddiedem

>>212467475
If they did have an accident they'd probably crash into the ground 500 miles from their intended destination.

>>212467455
what is r thom doing in the 'ouse of comuns?

>>212467318
kek

>>212467510
what the hell is he doing there? he doesnt belong there

>>212467475
Literally nothing wrong with them other than the seats being uncomfortable but for €20 you can’t complain. People just jump on the bandwagon of hating things

>>212467475
that just means that each flight is more likely to crash than the last

>>212467479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmeDPq-JmAw

any 2am incelwalkers in

>>212467479
what if she was my older step sister and I was a shota again?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan

Mental. We should've tried harder with the crusades tbqhl

>>212467544
Just reading the video title of that I know exactly how much I'd hate it

>>212467544
Chuune

>>212467571
https://exhentai.org/g/1663898/3c617f8b46/

>>212467600
rated him at arsenal

>>212467600
They have, or had, ski slopes in Bamiyan

>>212467600
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212463811 (OP)
Cacio e Pepe is far superior to yank Mac and Cheese.
Easier to make and not stodgy.

>>212467600
>Afghan
>Crusades

>>212467550
it rained all day and night so i shant

>>212467695
Alexander did it.

I figured out how to masturbate again after surgery, gooning isn't as fun with these parts but its a very small price to pay.

>>212467600
don't look up Nineveh

>>212467600
Should've tried harder with Crusades so that pagans could continue worshipping before their blasphemous stone idols? You're not much of a crusader, are you.

screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2tcsQf-2-U

bri’ish legs & feet

>>212467747
grim nails

>>212467747
kin state of that

>>212467713
And Alexander has what to do with the Crusades?

>>212467731
watching this turns you indian
so i shant

>>212467753
>>212467757
Nice armpit too

>>212467604
Give it a try

Some sad stuff, all that flood business

>>212467773
Arguably a kind of Greco-Macedonian proto-crusade.

>>212467796
its alright its yanks

I would marry Bonnie Blue

>>212467789
south coast slag phenotype

>>212467800
>proto

sticking my finger up my chap's eye

>>212467845
>chap's eye

>>212467820
i'd shag her just because she's probably the only woman on earth who would let me

>>212467845
scveeaming

>>212467820
A cuckold are you?

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1Z5zfzemg

bit of jen then bed i reckon

Jenny Everywhere is a character that can be used by everyone and anyone but you must NEVER EVER EVER depict her as anything but BLACK even though she was white originally

>>212467861
thats given me a fantastic idea

catberg is my special boy, my pride and joy

>>212467914
People, let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son
'Cause he's my best friend
Yes he's my best friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4M4XTsx2cA

2005...Runescape...home...

>>212467894
Fuck you threadtraitor

>>212467914
he's ugly and he stinks
and he's stupid too

OnlyFans Owner Revealed as AIPAC’s Top Donor

might get a catborge of my own now that they have robot litter boxes

>>212468036
learned that onlyfans is a UK invention
it's all your fucking fault

>>212468062
Yeah but he sold his stake years ago

>>212468062
Der Ewige Anglo

>>212468077
Built exclusively for Swedish Muslim Bulls.

>Father's surname Dooly
An Irish diaspora man made the choice to breed a sheboon fivehead and create this puffy-haired mutt

Jessica Biel wank is officially on the cards.

>>212468145
looks like a budgie that's been granted a wish to spend a day as a human so he can woo his female owner

>>212468062
Believe it or not it was a perfectly innocuous service when the Englishman founded it (or at least, no worse than Patreon et al).

Then he sold it to the 'Ukrainian' Radvinsky, and well, he immediately made his changes...

heathermong laughing at 'irish diaspora' then spending 16 hours a day talking about black men's knobs more obsessively than almost anyone else on the site

>>212468198
Oh snap

>>212468208
like father like son

>>212468229
bollocks does that freak have a dad

Irish diaspora businessman marries his trophy wife

>>212468246
everyone does at one point doesn't mean they stick around

>>212468246
everyone has a dad retard

Lots of spamming / flooding going on rn

>>212468261
Lmao

>>212468198
>>212468261
okay but you see how this undermines your own gimmick about irish diasporas being left-wing

>>212463811 (OP)
Thoughts on former ReformUK member and AdvanceUK founder Ben Habib?

>>212468263
would certainly explain a lot
>>212468264
do not @ me again, yank

Irish diaspora male's wedding to a dench gress
The biggest mixed-race group in England is Irish-Jamaican mixie-poo

nigga how you gon die by the dozens in a flood that aint even reach the ceiling cuh

just get on the top bunk lil bro

keep going lad you've almost hit 4000

>>212468299
fucking choc ice. get him and his irish diaspora trophy wife deported to the paki desert pronto

>>212468299
Don't know any of these cunts. Vote Homeland.

Mad how all it takes is one guy with a zippo lighter to hold it up to a eucalyptus tree and then all of los angeles is on fire again kek

twiddle-dee-dee

>>212467600
The world would have been a thousand times better if the crusades (except for the fourth crusade and the crusades against European pagans) succeeded.

The only party I will vote for is the Bolshevik Party!

what's up with the schizos today

Irish people if you say a bad word about Palestinians

>>212468372
I had a big kebab for dinner

Irish diaspora boy and black boy
Best of friends
Many such cases. They bond over n*gger behaviour stuff

>>212468363
History would very likely have unfolded in precisely the same way. The problem wasn't so much the military success of the crusades as it was European's ability to colonise (i.e. populate) and exercise control over the territories they conquered. It was only in the late-18th and 19th century when the technological and social disparity of European powers allowed them to effectively multiply the controlling power of a small number of colonisers.

>>212468396
Then he shags his Irish friend's sister, teks her hymen smoove off like

Irish diaspora lad in his happy place, with his cronem pals
Don't ever try to separate an Irish kid from his Jamaican friends

wonder how many more melties he can cram in before ofcom puts an end to his sad little life lol

seek help
seriously

>>212468417
The crusades had nothing to do with colonialism, they could have succeeded had the various Christian states worked together.

>>212468460
corr imagine getting smothered by that pouch

might go back to sleep

>>212468460
he really is like 5'1" isn't he

>>212468452
Hard disagree. The Third Crusade proves this wrong. You can't win against organised Muslim resistance when they are geographically contiguous with the area you intend to conquer and you are not and you are technologically equivalent. The Crusades are also an incipient form of colonialism, just without the technological advantage. It's not a coincidence that it wasn't until Napoleon that the Near East fell under European rule once again.

>>212468460
comedic genius

>>212468390
I got banned from r/Ireland because the tranny mods there didn't believe me when I stated that the evil scum Oprah Winfrey used evil cosmetic products made out of the mutilated foreskins of genitally mutilated males.

Don't EVER try to separate Irish from Jamaican
They are each other's life support system

>>212468528
aren't the irish torching romanian homes and such?

>>212468510
he's turning into tom myers

>>212468495
>The Crusades are also an incipient form of colonialism,
They absolutely were not. The Levant was Christian land, if anyone was the coloniser it was the Muslims who invaded Christian lands.
>You can't win against organised Muslim resistance when they are geographically contiguous with the area you intend to conquer and you are not and you are technologically equivalent.
You absolutely can. The crusades failed because of Christian infighting, including the fourth crusade where Catholic armies conquered Orthodox Constantinople.

>>212468541
Only a few did but it quickly stopped
Besides, Romani aren't cronem

>>212468510
Impressions are his strong suit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BU9jLdi6alM

Irish diaspora when they see an Anglo-Germanic family or any family that isn't brown

heathernonce getting blacked (satirically)

Yeah alright point taken

Did yo know that Anthony Joshua is Irish diaspora?
His father (pictured) is half Irish
The Irish diaspora is leading the effort in making England a majority mixed-race country

>>212468515
they are unwell discord groomers mate
take it on the chin

>>212468617
still have no idea what this is supposed to be

*passes the joint*

>>212468587
loved cumtown. they were always explicitly clear about being berniebro leftists and supporting subsidized healthcare and hating neocons/libs, but now he's lost his fucking marbles

Irish diaspora FC

>>212468557
>The Levant was Christian land, if anyone was the coloniser it was the Muslims who invaded Christian land
This was over 350 years prior to the First Crusade. This is sort of like claiming America is Native American land. The Holy Land was >20% Christian by 1099.
>The crusades failed because of Christian infighting
Then explain the failure of the Third Crusade? Christendom was essentially united and yet still failed to take Jerusalem, even under the leadership of Richard the Lionheart - arguably the greatest Christian field commander of the 12th century. The real reason they failed is that it's extremely difficult to project power into a country 2000 miles away from your homeland against a united, well-led and highly competent enemy when you are basically at technological parity with your opponent.

When you have to transport troops, supplies and weapons by ship over a perilous sea voyage whilst your enemy can essentially walk them in. When your troops may wish to fight, but fundamentally do not want to remain in the land you claim to conquer whilst your enemy is perfectly at home there. That is why the crusades failed.

laura kuenssberg feet JOI countdown

>>212468646
jews advocate for immigration
immigrants don't suck them off as intended
now pose as victims
they really aren't that smart

>>212468672
Israel is protected

satirically dragging heathermong around a gravel parking lot by his wrists then satirically letting him soak naked in a bath tub full of battery acid

>>212468682
by america

>>212468672
>>212468682
yeah jews like Nick Mullen, real eye opening stuff. how did you uncover this plot exactly?

Irish Roy Keane swooning over Carribean man Micah Richards

>>212468657
Another tactic to reclaim the Levant would have been to pour all your support into the Eastern Roman Empire, help them push back the Turks in Anatolia, that way you can maintain land routes to supply the liberation of Syria and Jerusalem, and any other lands Muslims occupied.

>>212468703
The look of love

thinking about having a wank but not quite sure. anyone want to weigh-in on this issue?

>>212468688
guro porn fantasy ah post

dipping olives in hummus

Oh, you say you’re not gay? Then why do you enjoy the feeling of a poo?

>>212468740
filth leaving my body, it's a purificating experience

>>212468740
straight people love to say this but getting fucked isnt like taking a poo at all. Like seriously just try and stick a toothbrush handle in there something forcing its way into you is very different than pooping.

tfw a cute girl from hinge added me on instagram and sent me some messages but im too tired/lazy/unmotivated to go through the talking stage once again. also when a girl is really keen on me i feel bored, I like girls who barely like me because my mother wasn't around as a kid and I feel like i have to earn womens affection

The Anglo detests Israel and Palestine equally and is glad when either side suffers casualties

>>212468760
you need therapy bro/sis

White men's kryptonite

>>212468723
been pondering this myself

>>212468780
Therapy is a scam. He should speak to a Priest instead.

>>212468780
therapy is for the youth or the wealthy. None of us regular people can afford that shit

>>212468805
religion is a scam

>>212468780
Therapy is for Yanks. British people just bottle up whatever feelings they have and get over it.

>>212468805
Therapy is the only one that isn't a scam. It's all up front. They give you someone that will listen to you and help you navigate your problems because they have techniques for that, it's just gonna cost you.
Religion is worse because that's just a scam where its all hidden where the money you owe them just isn't clearly stated, and you also owe them your freedom when they force you to conform to their ideals.

leftypol supporting the current thing

>>212468805
Lmao

>>212468821
It's literally just paying someone to listen and talk to you
You'd get the same benefit from talking to anyone with a listening ear

When I was 9 years old I was lead into Ben shapiros office and brutally molested

Had to turn on the hot water in the shower for the first time in weeks

AI advisor > kike/liberal/lgbtq+ therapists

>>212468853
is that what .brit/ is for you?

>>212468760
>>212468780
>>212468821
https://youtu.be/VSdsjxopGVQ?feature=shared&t=29

Ben Shapiro as a therapist be like:
>facts don’t care about your feelings
Lmao, funny joke

>>212468834
not advocating for therapy but this is part of why liberal democracy has been so devastating for europe, the only avenue to accomplish anything in a democracy is to be persistently loud and obnoxious, the squeaky wheel gets the grease

>>212468821
Sorry if that's the case, I'm not familiar with how things work in your country. Still I would try looking for maybe something you could afford or some sort of insurance that could help if possible. I hope things are able to get better someday even if you can't.
>>212468834
That's just toxic. It's not healthy and it just leads to more issues later on. Culture is no excuse for that kind of thing. Like a lot of men everywhere act that way and it's ridiculous. You're just hurting yourself because you think it would be unmanly to get it treated. Mental wounds are still wounds. You wouldn't go around with a huge cut in your arm because you would think its not manly to get it looked at.

>>212468786
Reform council election candidate moves to China - 5,000 miles from Higham Ferrers
Cllr Kirk Harrison said: “He has just had a change of circumstances. Alan has got a Chinese wife and something has happened and he has got to go over there to China."
https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/reform-council-election-candidate-moves-to-china-5000-miles-from-higham-ferrers-5153870

>>212468886
they need to get close friends and a community, not pay someone to sit there and get vented at

Utterly mad

>>212468904
What happened?

Itt /brit/ fixes me

Kikes invented scamcology to trick, deceive and extort the gullible goyim masses

>>212468904
Heart breaking isn't it

>>212468880
>the squeaky wheel gets the grease
Weird how in Anglo countries and Denmark our culture is to do the exact opposite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

>>212468904
No comment.

>>212468904
10% of Poland? Fooking ell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6DoAo2FdR8

Damn this video do be in 2008 and this kid do be 18 years old now lol

>>212468904
>>212468937
>>212468947

top is advice they give to goyim under the guise of therapy
bottom is advice they give to jews

>>212468904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10nPPlRrKfU

>When I'm in a 'Make Nazis look cool' competition and my opponents are Jews

>>212468947
Itt Brit learns history. Poland protected them during persecutions

>>212468864
>AI
trained by whom?
>>212468880
that is the liberal democracy narrative of social change speaking
the state funds the movements they want into power and then tell you they 'fought for' those changes all by themselves

Getting warmed up for toilet cricket later this morning.

Oh my days

>>212468904
6 million in Europe, 6 million tragically perishing, leaving only 6 million survivors

>>212469016
Tragically, only 1 million survived to claim compensation.

heatherfreak complaining about 'the jews' then spending his every waking moment spamming his interracial fantasies on their behalf

doing a poo

A Jewish rabbit

i hate poo, poo sucks

God Save Palestine. God Save the Ukrainian People.

>>212469045
>heh, it's easy to trick goyim parents that their kids are diseased

just farted

Alex Honnold is a madman

heatherspastic satirically being a weird mentally ill freak his entire life

>>212469071
you really sat there on christmas eve looking for interracial porn on /pol/

goodnight heathersubhuman x
don't let the bad psychs bite

>>212469026
And now only 100,000
https://time.com/4392413/elie-wiesel-holocaust-survivors-remaining/

Wait a minute I just got news they revised the numbers upward, it is now 245,000
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/national-international/almost-80-years-after-the-holocaust-245000-jewish-survivors-are-still-alive/3334995/

Tragic

>>212469092
done him

Now, some might say, "Seamus, you've lost your mind!" But I'm drawn to the black, the one-of-a-kind. The ones with the laughter, that rings through the air, a simple heart, beyond compare. They ain't complicated, no time for the fuss, just good times and craic, and a whole lotta us. The white women, they're quiet, they're always so shy, but the sistas, they're bold, reachin' for the sky.
Now, science, you see, has a part in this game, it's the iron in me, that's to blame. Hemochromatosis, it's in the Irish blood, makes us crave the vibrant, misunderstood. It's the iron overload, that messes the brain, makes us seek the opposite, again and again. The melanin's dark, a beautiful hue, and the wig-tappin' rhythm, sees me through.

Ordering alcohol from ubereats

>>212469091
As much as I don't like the nose people, heathergimp is a league more sick and retarded than most any jew I have seen

His retard mother could do with getting convicted for producing such a stain to society

>>212469051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq_zHG-Rv3Y

Some say it's the Guinness that clouds up my mind, or the stories me grandad left behind. But I'm thinkin' it's somethin', deep down in the brain, all of that iron, that drives me insane. They say we Irish, have a touch of the rust, Hemochromatosis, a Celtic curse.
Too much iron buildin', in the ol' Irish head, that's why I'm drawn, to the coloureds instead.

desu the reason i reckon he hasn't necked himself already is that he doesn't have the intellect, conscience or self-awareness to do so
he is serial killer-tier (and thinks it's funny)

>>212469035
Is this nigga british?

seems like theres a couple of nonces in this general

I'm an Irishman. Leather weathered Irish skin. Beard orange as the sunset over the flag. In the night sky we fly it, in pride for the life we fight to live. History, I write with it. Spit it with the dialect. And this, is a celebration of course; the green, the white, and the orange. And when they pulled up on that shore, first generation born, toast to those that made it on a boat to New York. And when the English came, the COLONIZER came, they filled up bottles of gasoline, turned 'em into balls of flame and hurled 'em to protect what's ours. Don't touch these lucky charms! Whole bunch of Irish screaming "Fuck the London Guard!" I'm kidding, not dissin' London, this bloody war, but go against the Irish and get a bloody jaw. Preaching nonviolence but reminds of the scars and the bias, put a pint up everybody sing a song!

From New England to New Brunswick, Galway to Dublin, a rebellious nation of freckled face hustlers! Heart, blue collared workers and family. My heritage, proud to be a Haggerty! Now with whiskey in our veins, claiming we're the bravest men, I drank Old Crow, but pretended it was Jameson. Dad sipped Guinness, I sipped Old English, 'til he sat me down at 16 and said "boy, this is what a beer is." I put down the drink, couldn't drink like a gentleman. That doesn't mean I can't make a drinking song for the rest of 'em. Challenge us in football, yeah we might lose, but don't put us next to a bar stool! We take the history, script it in song, light the torch then you pass it on. That's right I said, lineage through the rhythm we script it from the palm! And we give 'til Ireland is on; Bottoms Up!

ultramelty

>>212469204
dtfic seems to think not
if he is, then he is awake at 4am every night doing this shit

>>212469202
Serial killers are often really stupid (apart from that one genius, the tall guy, probably threw the average off0
Imagine being a fat ugly retarded murderer.

>>212469228
yes, they usually lack the IQ required for empathy, exceptions aside
but we can tell from that spastic's AI generations alone that he is on the very far left end of the bell curve

I'd just like to point out that London Trans Pride (26th July this year) was set up in opposition to the more inane yuppie corpo pride parade and draws ~60,000 people from all over the country, probably the largest most concentrated gathering of trans people ever in world history to date, and it would be a shame if something were to happen to all of those trans people conveniently gathered in one place

I'm bottom

>>212469255
Hi Bottom, I'm Dad!

>>212469252
>probably the largest most concentrated gathering of trans people ever in world history to date
yer dads bedroom

>>212469267
YWNBAW

love pulling out one of my mustache hairs and playing with it, they're so thick and bristly

Timmy's crush bro

>>212469278
Classic video

even the dollhouse is laughing at you

you really do have no one

>>212469282
i love being a scruffy disgusting hairy pig

>>212469285
are you sure you don't have a crush on them? you seem to have a lot of images of asian women on your pc

i keep coming back to it

Good evening de ladas
Just logging on for the craic
now playing: fusq : No Time

>>212469251
The Belgium nigga? I have him filtered no idea. Was going to be angry with you but you are probably right

>>212469309
they look like pekingese dogs with their flat faces

>>212469315
Not our fault they're so fit

>>212469323
no his gay buddy here rn on the uk flag
but him too, tbf

lord only knows the litany of mental illnesses they have between them

Make the new a Bad Psych edition and there won't be a single post from me

>>212469354
you will die alone

here is your silent hill 2 remake bro

>>212469348
Well, lil ziedy saw dem quick taps on his mama.
Otherwise idk just straight degeneracy init

favourite dog breed lads? for me it's a border collie

>>212469348
The only mental illness I'm guilty of having is a sense of humor

>>212469362
*me calibrating my time machine back to this precise period in time*

>>212469376
>>212469376
>>212469376

me hareem of girls are starting to get on my nerves today, no I DONT want to fuck you, get off my case

>>212469367
Not Pekingese, for their flat faces remind me too much of South East Asians

bit bloody early

janois slepe

>>212469381
dollhouse nonce sent FLYING