Thread 212466852

The Dollar General on 173rd Airborne Brigade Highway in Nekoosa, Wisconsin edition

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>>212466852 (OP)
>Nekoosa
Funny name

>>212466852 (OP)
do they still sell cellphones at DG

Accidentally locked out momberg whoops

>>212466852 (OP)
which is more ghetto - dollar general or family dollar? is there anything worse than either of them?

Aldi is a glorified dollar store

accidentally had sex

>>212466906
Not sure, I've only been to Dollar Tree

>>212466896
Did you let her in?

>>212466936
Is your Dollar Tree almost always unstocked too?

>>212466906
>>212466936
family dollar was acquired by dollar tree

>>212466946
Yes

>>212466961
This dude knows his Dollar Stores

>>212466957
Not sure, I haven't been in like 10 years

>>212466974
Should have made her pay the tendie toll first

ate enchiladas award

Idea: jerk off in my backyard

i'm doing the job Jason's father failed to do. even if he is 29 i'm gonna teach that boy to be a man one way or another.

>>212466906
in my mind family dollar is more inner city and dollar genera is more hillbilly

Hopefully paypal protection is pretty good. I bought a deal way too good not to be a scam, but if it isn't...

>>212467068
keep bullying jason

>>212467068
29 is young

>>212467067
if you do it in a tent no one can see you do it but you can still watch them

>>212467114
it is my God given duty.
>>212467121
not when you live and eat like Jason. he has the mind of a 12 year old but the body of a 59 year old.

>>212467068
that starts with kicking jason off disability

wtf?

What did Texas do to anger God?

>>212467169
my strategy is actually to physically kick him until he's on permanent disability. hardship and adversity breed character. as a paraplegic Jason will learn what is truly important in life. right now he squanders the ability to walk by lying around in boxers all day jerking his pathetic teenis to anime and stuffing his guts with deep fried sloppa.

he will be confined to a wheelchair but without the ability to walk to the kitchen. he will learn to fend for himself with great difficulty, or perish in the process.

>>212467202
Wdym?

>>212467184
You'll find all kinds of things on Xvideos
I've seen a few movies there myself, Need for Speed once

>>212467202
they let gays marry

>>212467202
it just a bit of rain nbd

>>212467202
They forgot to love their neighbors

>>212467221
KEK. I heard there was a problem with terrorists using porn sites to communicate with each other in the comments sections of videos. Apparently they do the same thing with vidya games and use Xbox live to chat with each other, they'll just play CoD and straight up plan IRL mass murders.

>>212467237
This
Soooo many modern day evangelicals are going to purgatory for their hateful beliefs

>>212467254
I always thought that probably the least monitored method of communication over the internet is TF2 text chat

>>212467237
Evangelicals really don't like the teachings of Jesus

my parents are virgins

my parents never cussed in front of me

>>212467254
I'd rather that than having to scroll past some 40 year old boomers poorly written 5 paragraph sex story that totally happened

>>212467327
same

My parents didn't start cussing in front of me until I was a teenager. Before that my dad would get mad but stop himself at the last second and translate SHIT into "SUGAR SHACK" or something.

My mom is chill and never really got mad about anything.

>>212467254
when I hear about porn comments I always think of this champion

>>212467383
DELIVER THE DICK

>>212467369
my dad is the nigger in my parents too. mom is chill

At what point this century will the US default its debt and cause global economic chaos?
2030s?
2070s?

>>212467440
Never, more likely

>>212467477
So my inheritance isn't in danger?

>>212467440
debt is mostly a meme

okay i admit it. i'm jealous of japan sometimes. this train is beautiful and the american equivalent is getting shanked on public transport

>https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/pounded-in-the-butt-by-the-dinosaur-lawyer-from-canada-eh/73b2124e-46d5-30ba-8950-d3e4a2280769.html
we copping?

>>212467505
>fuentes tweet
>mexican flag

We don't get floods or any other natural disasters where I live because we're to smart to live in a shithole where the weather kills people.

>>212467498
everything in japan is beautiful clean, safe and orderly except the non japanese

shan't be clicking these links

>>212467506
4chan has always been reddit.

>>212467520
Lmao, you would be stuck no matter where you're born due to your refusal to move.

>>212467520
>to smart

>>212467383
holy shit I am keking
>>212467402
fascinatingly enough, I've only heard my dad say the gamer word once in my life and it wasn't even in anger. he's a full boomer so i think he doesn't quite have the same level of disdain that younger gens do for basketball americans. 1970s blacks were the fun kind who said DYNOMITE and made disco music.

that being said, wouldn't mind a delicious chocolate kween gf.

>>212467553
done him

saw a nigga moment at walmart

>>212467536
Lil bro, I was born in Tennessee and lived in Florida for ten years.

Crystal brown persuasion

Will jason still be stroking his tiny little pecker to anime and having his mom cook tendies for him when he's 40

>>212467611
Either that or he'll commit a crime like killing his mom or a shooting or both his profile is perfect

Don't forget to floss tonight!

never had a cavity before

>>212467590
You live in Medina, Ohio

To calculate the number of tweets per day, we need to determine the number of days between September 1, 2023, and July 5, 2025.
Using a date calculator, we find:
September 1, 2023, to July 5, 2025, is approximately 673 days.
Now, let's calculate the tweets per day:
8,346 tweets / 673 days ≈ 12.4 tweets per day.
If the individual joined on September 30, 2023:
September 30, 2023, to July 5, 2025, is approximately 644 days.
8,346 tweets / 644 days ≈ 12.9 tweets per day.
Given the range, the individual tweets approximately 12-13 times per day 1.

>>212467611
he won't live to be 40 years of age.

>>212467647
jesus. human schizophrenics giving AI a run for its money with this shit.

hi

american zombies wouldn't be very dangerous unless they knew how to drive

i support elons new party

>>212467719
Sad to see that AIs already mindbroken people so badly they can't tell the difference between it and and actual painstakingly created handmade costume

BREAKING

Summer time with the window slightly open gives some of the best sleeps

>>212467765
partly surprised and partly not that even sign language has an ebonics variant

>>212467778
its hot as hell you stupid nigger

>>212467765
I was really pissed at the chinese lady for what she did but she instantly redeemed herself the way she killed that one bloodsucker

again falling for a girl I should stay away from. really not good for my mental health

>>212467810
I thought you said she was a baddie

>>212467828
she is hot, but she has hot girl issues.

I’m taking a mental health day

>>212467849
I love that for you

>>212467854
Thanks girl

>>212467765
Why....why not just have subtitles???

>>212467689
No I don't, I live in Coffee county

>>212467883
Because black people are special

can't believe how many of you are mentally like 14 year old boys it's absurd.
>muh girl problems!!!

grow up faggot jfc no wonder no girls will fuck you.

>>212467920
SHES THE EONEE YOU DONT UDNERSTSND IFS OVRR

the reason why jason started hating futbol recently...

>>212467920
stop projecting

>>212467930
Shut up pedophile

>>212467930
what a cunt

Yo we're cooked chat

I'm 33 years old and I have unironically never seen a vagina

>>212467963
Same good thing I'm gay

all im saying is i never saw an armed guard at a taco bell until I went to Gary, IN.

>>212467963
just google one, the internet has hundreds of pictures of vaginas

Just ordered a six pack of crumbl cookies on ubereats, I'll eat it over the course of the next few days

Why do black people like to get ratchet in fast food establishments?

>>212467963
They're overrated.

>>212467993
You'll pay for it for the rest of your like

>>212467647
This show was pretty neat never met anyone else who saw it

>>212467963
I’ve seen a few by accidentally walking in on people

>>212467963
You came out of one at birth.

>>212467977
What were you doing there?

>>212468002
Will I, though?

>>212467993
>paying some third worlder to deliver 6 cookies to your house

dude how fat and lazy are you

please god just let a woman have sex with me

Caffeine no longer does anything to me. Sometimes it even makes me more tired somehow.

rare Elon W

Taco Bells with armed guards in Canada: 0

>>212468005
>accidentally
uh huh

I'm 33 too but I have seen a vagina, though not for awhile.
I ordered a nearly $50 pizza from Uber eats tonight, it's like my days wages

>>212468014
It's a treat to reward myself for all the hard work I've been doing

>>212468024
The closest in-n-out to me has a security guard

Ugh I just hate goshcel so much

>>212468032
why don't you just buy a new gun instead? goyslop covered in indian germs is not a treat.

>>212468031
There's a pizza shop in my city that has a $900 pizza.

>>212468031
Is there gold on the pizza? Seems very expensive.

I had sex before covid. That’s not that long ago, right?

>>212467999
+1

>>212468048
Do they put white truffles, saffron, and gold flakes on it?

>>212468050
sup marcel

>>212468050
Kys goshy

Caprice

I'm in bed now. Wanna read a book, but I'm not really feeling any of my current series.

None of them are CLICKING, so to say. There aren't any page turners.

>>212468056
depends. beginning of covid or when they stopped forcing masks?

>>212467999
>>212468057
Easy to claim that food is overrated when you've eaten like a king.

>>212468085
Might I suggest some classic science fiction, as opposed to the usual homosexual smut you consume?

I’m like, a socialist or something. Or maybe a social democrat. Very unpopular on 4chan haha!

shut up you homosexual manchild

>>212468090
Food and sex aren't the same though

>>212468044
Is this guy really from Mexico or does he use a VPN?

>>212468050
Very smart tweet from the Ayatollah.

>>212468089
It was late 2019 lol

>>212468107
Why would someone order this

>>212468098
He'll talk down to you, but I'll take some recs
Anything but The Martian Chronicles, I'm starting that tomorrow

Why is death so slow
I want the ride to end, but the ride never ends

>>212468107
Doesn't even sound tasty. Shrimp and lobster pizza? No thanks

>>212468107
>lobster ratatouille
>smoked trout
If this pizza isn't 3m wide, it is the newest contender for the Great American Ripoff.

>>212468122
Rich Chinese people do.

>>212468125
Greg bears red mars trilogy is a pretty good saga about Mars colonization

>>212468107
Sounds boojie and inedible

>>212468154
>boojie
LOL
nigger

>>212468125
The Sentinel by Arthur C Clarke is still awesome even though it's just a short story.

>>212468128
It's only taking so long because you're too pussy to snap your own neck right now

>>212468141
我对你的人生选择和你的披萨非常失望。你简直是我们的耻辱。如果我们是肮脏的日本人,我会要求你把自己剖开,同时我会看着你,为你终于做了正确的事情而鼓掌。

>>212468098
I started (re)reading 2001: A Space Odyssey yesterday. I first read this when I was 14 and it kicked off my love of s.f. I haven't read it since doe so I'm excited.

>Americans got rid of CAFE ratings for fuel economy
The next 8 years are gonna be sick for ICE cars

>>212468173
don't say that word

>>212468154
>>212468173
It's "bougie."

>>212468175
I've been slogging through SCP entries while I decide what book I want to read next. They're not always great, but usually two or three and I'm ready for sleep, as opposed to twenty chapters and a rapidly cooling chamomile tea.

>>212468128
>Everything goes, everything comes back; the wheel of being rolls eternally. Everything dies, everything blossoms again.

>>212468193
I wil LOL all i want you niggerfaggoy

>>212468193
What? Bougie?

>>212468205
>SCP
At what point do they start decreasing in quality? After 1000?

>>212468202
>>212468173

Alright, let’s try to figure out what’s going on. What is the current situation.
I’m Seiren Shikino, who just graduated happily from high school, and I should have just returned to my home, the orphanage.
Right when I opened the door to go in, I suddenly started feeling dizzy. Then, for some reason, I woke up here in what seems to be the room of some really rich family’s house. This lady suddenly hugged me, and is calling me her daughter.
I should have had a male body, but somehow it seems to have turned female. It seems that I have breasts…… and I think that thing down there is gone too. Although, I don’t have the courage to check right now in front of others.

>>212468098
Sci-fi is pozzed faggot shit.

>>212468222
fucking racist dipshit

>>212468185
Science Fiction is undoubtedly the highest form of literature.
>>212468190
They already announced the V8 Chargers are coming back, I am giddy for the number of police chase videos we're going to be blessed with over the next decade. I am actually considering buying a new V8 Charger from a dealership as a giant retard purchase. I drove one as a rental car once and can't stop thinking about how I absolutely mogged everyone around me for that one week.

What if you could control ants with your mind

>>212468267
got them

>>212468247
Don't get upset. These things happen.

>>212468090
make money, get jacked, and be funny. you'll get plenty of pussy

>>212468251
>Charger
You're going to look weird if you're not a cop or Indian

>>212468185
I’m a different anon, but that’s great. I remember reading that in high school and loving it. And then watching the film made me into a huge Kubrick fan.

>>212468247
Did the nono word hurt your poop coloured feelings?

>>212468267
"American English" is just a euphemism for ebonics.

>>212468231
Yeah, but you still get some really interesting ones from time to time. Even the shit ones aren't usually completely work skipping - they're like short versions of the filler episodes of X Files.

>entire house is shaking from all the fireworks going off
kind of getting cringe how every single american holiday revolves entirely around fireworks
I only ever see brown thirdies lighting them off too

>>212468269
It depends. How far away can I make them move?

>>212468281
I'm extremely white but I will get the windows murdered out, everyone will just assume I am a BIPOC.
Dodge has a bad rep for being the choice of douches but the moment you drive a RAM with a Hemi, a Hellcat, or a V8 Charger you instantly understand and there's a thirst born inside you.

>>212468289
cope

Cousinberg comes over just to play Minecraft on my pc

>>212468298
Canada Day has been over for 4 days already!

Neigborbergs are being loud

>>212468267
... ...
>The proles are revolting.
>I haven't heard so much as a whisper out there. What do you mean?
>Just look at them. Hideous. Mentally disfigured. They disgust me.
- The Bourgeoisie, being introduced to /cum/ for the first time.

So Jason is finally trooning out?

>>212468298
There’s nothing more American than wasting money on useless Chinese shit lololol

I think I'm a girl

>>212468315
We're rapidly approaching Diwali season.

>>212468311
I loved my 2nd gen ram
The structural rust and dissolving wiring harnesses are the only things cutting my ownership short

>>212468315
yeah it's a shame because I found some themed porn but it's too late to post now, next year I suppose

>>212468336
How many times do we have to tell you this? Your imaginary friends aren’t real, anon.

>>212468298
>I only ever see real americans (first generation immigrants and their children) being proud of this nations traditions
who would've thought

>>212468354
I disagree, but if you need someone to call you beautiful while making gentle but generous love to you, I've got literally nothing happening for the next thirty-six hours.

Dodge quit making the Challenger and old Charger, right? I think it’s just the electric one now. Life is so gay, bros.

>>212468377
cant wait until you get thrown in a concentration camp you filthy subhuman troglodyte

>>212468395
we are replacing you

ordered some viagra bros, should be here by next week

>>212468421
Unc

>>212468365
>The structural rust and dissolving wiring harnesses
I too reside in a rustbelt hellhole, just spent $140 on fluid film to keep my babies alive a little longer.

I snort when I laugh

>>212468394
People that drive Chargers are cringe tbqh

>>212468425
wtf is unc?

>>212468412
Your children will lick my balls clean for sub-minimum wage while I'm retired

>>212468448
delusional timmycel power fantasy

Every time people say unc I think they're talking about the university of north carolina

>>212468459
And they will kick you off section 8 for the opportunity

i've started calling women "sweetheart" and most of them are quite fond of it. i've only gotten one weird look and it was from a nonwhite cashier.

Are you from the sexy part of Canada

>>212468429
I "imported" my 2 current cars from the south and they still look really nice after 2 and 5 winters, but I'm going to do preventative coating this fall for sure

Not too fond of Islam

>>212468102
Wasn’t that unpopular before 2016.

>>212468477
Where is that?

>>212468487
The founder Islam do be a murderous pedophile

>>212468487
I think he’s going to win the belt at 170

jason: the raped

Kinda weird to think my dad has probably watched porn
And realistically speaking old guys aren't watching porn of old women. Would you?

>>212468487
What do you think of the Nation of Islam?

I don't like Journey, Van Halen, or Bon Jovi

>>212468516
I caught my dad watching porn more than once.

>>212468487
islam is the light dude

>>212468516
It's just something that men do

>>212468531
did you ever consider he wanted you to see?

>>212468531
How? Did you not knock?

>>212468531
Same also texting roasties

John Maus is the greatest artist of our generation

>>212468519
Another we wuz larp by basketball Americans

>>212467764
could you give some examples?

>>212468542
Literally he had the door open and the computer monitor was clearly visible from the doorway.

>>212468563
He's a chud.

A large portion of posts on this board are pictures or videos of eWhores that some anon has taken a liking to

>>212468578
So am I

Is it common for you to hear your parents having sex growing up
Never happened to me but this dude in middle school would talk all about how loud they were

>>212468584
So you are!

Blunt head trauma could potentially fix your brain

>>212467072
Having done inventories at both chains, I would say that's true.

>>212468586
I heard my dad and my stepmom once. Pretty gross.

To become an immortal dragon is to lose one's self

>>212468614
Sounds like something nietzche would say

>>212468614
I love that game

Some niggas don’t think it be like it is but it do

>>212468637
LINK. PROTECT THEM ALL

>>212468652
Hell yeah. I’d play it again but that’s like 100+ hours lol. Maybe if I get a Switch 2.

nuzelda is utter trash

I dsicovered a a great fantasy scenario to which I've come HARD for the past six months, without the aid of any pornographic material

Who else here having gorgeous weather this weekend?
Its been perfect. Got out kayaking yesterday and hiking today.
Tomorrow will be gooch sunning and nude tai-chi in the park day

>>212466852 (OP)
this country is a parking lot.

Lock in chat

just went sicko mode on this monster meat sandwich

>>212468451
ooo I am a boomer (28yo)

Chinese people never committed any crime even when they were poor immigrants

Overwhelmed with feelings of loneliness and depression right now with no good reason why. Just feel like shit.

lol everyone has problems

>>212468782
its a race question

>>212468810
not me

>>212468801
I can fix that for you baby

>>212468801
the thing that really helped me is setting goals. Like goals for my career, work outs, etc. It really keeps you locked in and you see constant progress. Also, if you just focus on yourself, sooner or later, you'll find a lady too. Till then, just drink beers to drown the lonliness

.

>>212468801
That sucks, anon. Be kind to yourself. Here’s hoping you feel better soon.

>>212468826
An afternoon stroll lol

>>212468826
Damn bro, our special ops can't goose step. It's so over...

>>212468822
I think your advice is good but I have a har$ time setting goals. I often don’t know what I even want for myself.

>>212468822
Thanks anon, but I already have most of those things taken care of. I have a career that I'm already working towards advancing, I go to the gym regularly, and I even have a girl that I've been dating for a couple months now that is probably going to be my gf. I just feel this way tonight and don't know why. I don't actually drink, so I'll just get high instead.

>>212468832
Thank you fren

Do you guys know any passing femboys? How did they do it?

>>212468826
Was this a protest?

Call before you dig

Quit bathing

>>212468865
>I don't actually drink, so I'll just get high instead.
are you muslim? also, I had a pretty rough childhood so I am pretty fucked in the head and feel lonely and sad most of the time. I have just stopped paying attention to it.

>>212468860
>har$ time setting goals
what?

> what I even want for myself.
go for conventional measures of success i.e. money and strength

i took a giga shower, i lifted mega weights, i ate a super chicken sandwich

>>212468878
Have you tried asking /lgbt/

>>212468902
>i took a giga shower, i lifted mega weights, i ate a super chicken sandwich
same. I can curl 35lbs now. I will try 40lbs next time.

I’ve always been THAT guy

This general is an elaborate hoax created by the shadow people

>>212468892
Not muslim. I can't even finish a beer without getting this extreme nauseous feeling. There's probably some kind of medical explanation for why I can't drink, but I don't care enough to see a doctor about it.

Takbir

>>212468931
https://youtube.com/shorts/7q8YkKLCUMc

Fireflies are back tonight :)

Eating Mexican mashed potatoes. You got a problem with that chud? Take it up with ICE

Not too fond of canned tuna

im back

You don’t see many ships in bottles these days

>>212468826
why aren't they walking in sync?

>>212469028
Irc they're new recruits. Like they just signed up , or something like that

>>212469003
what are those white squares on top of it? cheese?

>>212469037
Pepper jack cheese
Then I added tajin seasoning, red pepper flakes, and taco bell diablo sauce

>>212468921
i also do 35, i'm just gonna stay at it

penis
cum
sex

airsoft tomorrow

I can only curl 30 but it's a big improvement because for the longest time I could only curl 25lbs
And I can do like 40 push ups max

Restaurant we went to had an hour wait for a table, so I just got home called in a tip to ICE about illegals working in their kitchen.

I owe money to the man

>>212469023
Nobody likes boring ass hobbies people had in the 13th century

>>212469074
I have an all metal green gas ak74 that I have never used, kinda bums me out. No idea where to go or what I need to get started doing matches

Farted again. It's over

>>212469094
ships in bottles are a decoration though.

that's like calling tables a hobby

Are all haunting hoaxes?

>>212468572
Thats insane. My parents are very private about sex. They pretty much never talked about it
The idea of seeing something like that is incomprehensible to me

This guy consistently stars in the worst hotel room slop

>>212469135
>>212469135

>>212469048
ngl i will be trying this, sounds good. nice to know we don't need mexicans in order to enjoy their food too.
>>212469034
imagine joining the machine just to die for Israel in 2025. how desperate does someone have to be.

too early
also op image is pure filth

>>212468729
for a single Chevrolet Caprice.

>>212469117
most of them seem to have a very similar sequence of events. footsteps or knocks being heard, then the spirit decides whether to hauntmaxx in the son's or daughter's bedroom, and then a priest blesses the house but doesn't want to stay for longer than he has, and this ramps up activity until the family can't take it and moves out. that being said they are fun to listen to when well written.

>>212469187
based on what?