>>212483395
Do a dark drill rap song out of this please:
Yo, listen up, here’s the tale of my day,
An Albanian Uber driver, just tryna make his way.
Rollin’ through the city, tires hummin’ on the street,
But this day’s got me cursed, man, it’s bitter, not sweet.
Cruisin’ through Tirana, passengers in the back,
Hit a pothole, Pepsi spilled, now my seat’s all whack.
Sticky on the leather, soda drippin’ to the floor,
My ride’s a damn mess, can’t take this no more.
Pulled over, stressed out, thought I’d get some aid,
Asked ChatGPT for help, but that bot’s just a shade.
“Clean with soap and water,” man, that’s all it could say,
No fix for my vibe, yo, it’s ruinin’ my day.
Dropped off my last fare, headin’ home for some peace,
Dreamin’ of my subreddit, where my stress can release.
Half-naked anime boys, yeah, that’s my escape,
But I log in, it’s down—man, my heart’s in bad shape.
Reddit’s crashin’ hard, no pics to ease my soul,
No sparkly-eyed bishies, yo, I’m losin’ control.
Spilled Pepsi, broke AI, now my subreddit’s gone,
This Albanian driver’s day? Man, it’s just plain wrong.
But tomorrow’s a new grind, I’ll rise up, no doubt,
Clean the car, sip a new drink, let the bad vibes out.
Anime boys’ll be back, and I’ll ride through the pain,
‘Cause an Albanian Uber king don’t break in the rain.
7/6/2025, 1:01:24 PM
No.212477385
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>>212477516
7/6/2025, 5:06:45 PM
No.212484627
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>>212484831
>>212484931
>>212484967
7/6/2025, 5:25:43 PM
No.212485183
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>>212485412
>>212485632
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