Why aren't you swimming in the Seine right now?

>>212470858 (OP)
It's full of french girl piss and poo

>>212470858 (OP)
Isn't the Seine as polluted as the Ganges? Swimming in it seems like a dimwitted idea.

>>212470858 (OP)
reminds me of the seinfeld episode where kramer starts swimming in the east river

>>212470900
Booking my ticket to de gaulle rn

>>212470921
lol

>>212470909
iirc theyve been cleaning it up for a while now

>>212470858 (OP)
They cleaned it up for the olympics lastt year. I would guess they continued with that momentum.

I wouldn't swim in it, personally.

>>212470900
N'oubliez pas les beurettes aussi

>>212470858 (OP)
didn't people get sick swimming in the river during the last olympics?
that was last year

>>212470858 (OP)
>It… It’s open for… SWIMMING?!
>AAAAAAAAA IM GOING IN-SEINE!!!

>>212472244
Hehe!

>>212472244
>in-seine
>in-senn
What did he mean by this? Do you have a troglodyte NORF accent?

>>212472244
KEK

>>212472244
kek,

>>212472244
based bavarianon

>>212470858 (OP)
because I already have a drinking quality water river in the middle of the city that i am swimming in.

>>212473392

>>212473392
>>212473429
impossible to suffer in Schweiz

>>212473392
yea swimming in a river like the seine or the thames is a good way to get hives or some shit

>>212473429
just why

>>212473429
what's up with the ugly cement building?

>>212473504
someone has to type shit on the keyboard in ugly office buildings so the Swiss economy could thrive and the rivers could be clean

>>212473530
Looks more like a Silo or storage building of some sort not an office building. It doesn’t even have windows.

>>212473504
>>212473508
>>212473530
This is the corn silo of one of Switzerland's largest mills. The entire area was a large industrial zone and for zone parts still is. They still run daily freight trains on the public road there for the mill.

>>212473756
You have a freeway on top and down below two roads, two tram tracks, two rail tracks and some more stuff, /n/ paradise.

>>212473504
Switzerland is a soviet hellhole looks wise

>>212473756
cool

>>212473756

>>212473872
for undertandings, they've been there since like forever because of the water power.

>>212470858 (OP)
Because I don't want E. coli

>>212473915
homo

>>212473905
wait I've been to zurich but I didn't see this. long time ago though. you live in a nice town.

>>212473989
There is lot of those hidden places. Letten has two river baths and is the party zone everyone knows, if you like it quiet, try Männerbad, it's in the old city moat (artificial river), between 450 year old bastion walls.

>>212474171
artillery casemates to the right

>>212470921
Lmfao

>>212473671
>It doesn’t even have windows
maybe they just prefer open source solutions??

>>212470858 (OP)
No thanks. I'll trust picrel more.

>>212474662
>>212470858 (OP)
>>212473392
>westerners can swim in main rivers in their big cities and they claim they suffer

meanwhile in this shithole it is just taken for granted that every pond, even in the middle of the forest, is polluted and you can only swim in few designated lakes/rivers across the country

Imagine living in Paris Kek.
This is in the Pyrenees region.

>>212474696
>designated shitting lakes

>>212474727
This Bern.

>>212474727
>>212474662
Both filled with moors and parisians as soon as june 1st hits

Thanks, but i'll stick to lakes

>>212475018
is that lake Konstanz? I've been there

>>212473392
Looks like gatorade

>>212475043
I guess you mean Bodensee? No, its Attersee.

>>212473392
it's not drinking quality if people are in it.

>>212474931
Looks very nice.

>>212475083
ah so you call it something else. been there when I went to Bregenz. very cozy and serene

>>212472244
lol

>>212470858 (OP)
When I was in Buda I saw French people pissing in the river then bathing in it.
No thanks.

>>212470858 (OP)
Im already swimming in lakes in the Pyrénées

>>212470858 (OP)
come to Volga and swim

>>212475284

>>212475157
as a rule of thumb, bodensee is fuckhuge

local city badi, round thing in the middle is the kiddie pool

>>212471234
>They cleaned it up for the olympics lastt year. I would guess they continued with that momentum.
OUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

other local city badi

local badi on the lake.

>>212475319
>bodensee
I like that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzGI4ta9kk

badi, you can see my parents house in the pic

>>212475464
...

>>212470909
Even at its worst it was 1000 times less poluted than the ganges

>>212472244
that was a seine-sational joke
hehe

our rivers run fast and are difficult to swim, kids here get early swim training and lots of it. also in summer it is hot, the rivers are cool and our girls have a knack for slutty bikinis, turning those rivers into perfect thirdy filters. the majority of fatal bathing accidents in Switzerland are young thirdy males.

>>212471090
>trusting the fucktards who run that place
Paris turned from one of the most beautiful cities in the world into a disgusting, violent shithole in the span of, what, 10 years?
What makes you think they wouldn't lie about cleaning the river?

>>212475832
Oh shut up. Paris looks much better now than it used to. The riverside has been stripped of cars and all the monuments have been cleaned. They've spent a hundred million in cleaning the river mainly by building additional tanks for rainwater

>>212475801
same shit happens here all the nafris drown in the rivers like atleast 10 have died since the start of the summer kek

>>212475931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2q2wsJqhaQ
it's fun, but if you can't handle the current you're fucked.

>>212475920
The cars were never the problem and what's the point of cleaning your monuments if the human sewage you've got flooding your streets is going to deface them the next time they loot the city?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52i8bMgwMRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkQqB1QIbaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF7SyQgJoZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyYlnnDsdZ4
love our rivers so fucking much

>>212470858 (OP)
>Paris officially opens Seine to public swimming?
yes

Lac d'Oô (funny name).

Corsicans do not suffer.

>>212474968
Moors and thidies are allergic to such places, especially if you need to walk. Parisians usually stick to popular places or Bretagne.

>>212476496
>>212476559
>>212476680
Nice but post your own pics

>>212476748
>that vegetation
You are brown

>>212476897
Blue eyes, blond hair, 6'3

>>212477182
You will never be French filthy c*thare moor rapemutt

>>212475700
SEEEEEEEEEEE-
ine

>>212477462
Im occitan and im taller and whiter than you.
Pleure moi une rivière Boubacar

>>212477553
You aren't fooling anybody I know who you are freak

>>212477625
You still havent posted any pics you took outside btw
Indoors fags seething over /out/ists, as always

badi from outside, because inside creep shots are discouraged

>>212477691
>/out/ists
lmfao you corny faggot, get over yourself you are walking on a road. Now tell me where the path is on this picture little pedestrian. And never dare talk to a real Frenchman again moor rapemutt.

>>212478180
>still not posting his own pics
Hahahahdhzjzh LARPers like you are so common on /out/ but i didnt know they spread their shit here

Here, im on a dirt trail right now, near a lake.

>>212478286
KEK seething pedestrian muttfreak. See these ? Those are called "rocks" and real Frenchmen climb over those rocks all the way up to the pointy thing you see on the top of the pic called a "summit". So no, your little recreative lake for boomers doesn't impress me in the slightest. Now don't talk to me again before having climbed a 4000 (and you will never manage to do it because there are none in your filthy moor mountains).

>>212478584
You know you can do both ?
I like hiking and biking.
Sometimes at the mountains, sometimes the forests, or the lakes, or the sea...
>before having climbed a 4000
Im going to the Alps soon :)
But i wont be climbing the Mont Blanc, i will be working some days or weeks with a Shepherd i know :)

>>212478180
>moor rapemutt.
>>212478584
>muttfreak

Im 100% sure youre browner than me.
Youre probably 5'7 at best JFL

Don't even try to clap your repulsive mutt mouth back at me, this was a morning walk I did with my 60 years old mother you pedestrian... 15km and 1400m+ in less than 3 hours. Now stay quiet, dog.

>>212473392
stfu you mongoloid. WE. ARE. FULL

>>212478877
>pedestrian
Illiterate, or dumb. Call it.

>this was a morning walk I did
So youre a "pedestrian" too, retard

Btw how tall are you ?
>inb4, you avoid the question again

>>212475464
>thalwil
jetz verstohni. michi du behinderete, wosch no me nigger hie?

>>212478877
>15km
JFL am i supposed to be impressed ?
I just did 10 times that distance, 150km, in the mountains, on my bike a few days ago and i wasnt even tired

>>212478972
>how tall are you ?
Brutal no replypill

>>212470900
Boy you're just making the offer better >>212470900

>>212470900
He asked "why AREN'T you swimming there"

>>212473783
I remember walking beside Zürich Hbf, it feel weird walking on the street sidewalk and having by my right side the train platform w/o any kind of barriers. It must agilize the un/boarding by a lot.

>>212482793
Felt

>>212470858 (OP)
I have an open wound on the back of my left hand. I don't want to lose my arm to flesh eating disease.

>>212472244
lol

>>212474727
Lucky you, on our side it's damms everywhere and the usage of boats, dinghies, etc is heavily regulated to prevent the zebra mussel

>>212474968
Your nafri families are contained in the boundaries of Tarragona amusement parks. I've been told that compared to bongs they're a pain on the ass.

dirty af water

>>212470858 (OP)
as a teen (few years ago), we used to go and jump from this bridge right next to the Notre Dame Cathedral
admittedly, it wasn't very clean
i did it again last year after the Olympic but i was scared to death of the cops coming