Thread 212471449

The lovely Japanese ladies edition

bit mental how I take a poo and then get in the shower and scrub my ass clean, yet 10 minutes later my pants are smelling and my ass crack is feeling slimy.

>>212471449 (OP)
impressive, very nice, now let’s see her profile

>>212471493
Um pics?

You made
Me cry
When you said
Goodbye
Ain't that a shame
My tears fell like rain

>>212471483
You like this image, don’t you?

>>212471532
mad

Did ofcom finally hide brits behind the Great Wall of Starmer? Where are the brits?

>>212471535
anything for a price, sis

>>212471574
Slumbering

Mackerel on toast, it LUSH

pcberg just did crashtoil

>>212471580
r u hawt

>>212471591
my cat is called mackerel

>>212471608
Interesting developments

Might pop down to Greggs for a poo roll.

How often do you shave?

baynes mogs the fuck out of greggs so hard it's not even funny

>>212471663
Yeah but do they have poo rolls?

Movie idea: 28... BEERS later! Fat cunt Johnny Vegas navigates the outbreak of the rage virus, shit faced and barely able to stand

>>212471663
who the fuck is baynes

>>212471656
Once a week

>>212471663
I've not heard of baynes prior. Thank you, I need to research further, so I can properly mimic British people online.

just got called racist in baynes

>>212471735
what happened?

>>212471663
I haven't lived in Britain for 6 years now, what the fuck is Baynes?

I’ve got heartaches by the numbers
Troubles by the score
Everyday you love me less
Each day I love you more

>>212471739
l was being racist

>>212471780
can't really blame them then, can you

Laura Knight,
Bathing, c.1918

>>212471605
depends if you like slightly overweight hairy dudes with receding hairlines and a heart full of gold

no wonder i'd never fucking heard of them

>>212471828
>hairy dudes with receding hairlines and a heart full of gold
corrr corrrrrr

Baynes?

putting together a twitter account

corr proper stormy out lads it lush

>>212471449 (OP)
Great edish

>>212471663
Bayne?

>>212471914
Enjoy it lad. Giwtwm

No memeing though, baynes is good, if any of you lads come up to Scotland you should give it a try

I hate niggers.

>>212471936
it really does mog greggs too

>>212471941
Reasonable

kwab
https://youtu.be/yv1Z5zfzemg?t=5053

>>212471961
ask me if i clicked this link

>>212471936
I'll give Irn Bru a try and pinch ur bum ;)

>>212471936
for me it's sayers

bloody hell man

>>212472022
What happened lad?

>>212471449 (OP)
>>212471532
who this cutie?

What's the British holiday equivalent of July 4?

>>212471986
That's a bit of me that

>>212472054
Probably Guy Fawkes night

>Want to watch FREE porn? We do too!
>Due to legal requirements we'll have to verify your age before you can see the goods! Verification is fast and discreet with Yoti!
It's never been more over than it is now

>>212472110
Vpn

>>212472080
Don't post her. She's too pretty for porn. Seeing her get fucked by ugly bastards is gross.

>>212472100
This guy fawkes

>>212472110
wtf is going on in england how do you live like that
>>212472080
name? FUCK I hate google lens with a passion, reverse image search was much better. Do other browsers have better image searching?

Need Emma Watson’s poos on my dinner plate.

>>212472147
KWAB

>>212472040
Minami Hamabe

>>212472147
screaming

>>212472116
>>212472144
he's lying to fuck with you there is no porn ban i am watching porn rn

Gonna start watching Mad Men again

Gonna start watching The Sopranos (an actual good show) again

sinister...

>>212472183
oh right, I heard they were doing that in some places in the land of the free so it doesn't seem too unlikely

Gonna start watching Grindr again

>>212472207
it's a garbage show, mad men is better

>>212472130
That's the best part
>>212472144
Kanna Seto

>>212472197
kino
>>212472207
also kino
think I prefer mad men I easily watch it at least once a year but sopranos is maybe every couple of years. what am I watching currently I hear you ask? watching stranger things with my gf and it's shite

gonna start watching random people on youtube react to dumb shit again

>3I/ATLAS is approximately 670 million kilometres from the Sun and will make its closest approach in late October 2025, passing just inside the orbit of Mars. It is thought to be up to 20 kilometres wide and is travelling roughly 60 km/s relative to the Sun.

*flies through the thread at Mach 176 (one-hundred and seventy six)*

>>212472224
*farts in your open mouth*

>>212472273
That's an appetizer in France.

>>212472273
yea that's the sopranos alri

>>212472249
That’s the worst part of having a gf, you have to watch utter tripe

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>>212472290
*farts on your fingers as you type that*

>>212472224
SACRE BLEU WHERE IS ME MAMA

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

BONZO GOES TO BITBURG
AND THEN GOES FOR A CUP OF TEA

>>212472311
zoubi zoubizou

>There are many who have designs upon this world
>And dream of wild and vast reformations
>I have heard them talking in their sleep
>Of elegant mutations
>And cunning annihilations
>I have heard them whispering in the corners of crooked houses
>And in the alleys and narrow back streets of this crooked creaking universe
>Which they, with their new designs, would make straight and sound
>But each of these new and ill-conceived designs
>Is deranged in its heart
>For they see this world as if it were alone and original
>And not as only one of countless others
>Whose nightmares all proceed
>Like a hideous garden grown from a single seed

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ha ha right but seriously this little french fella needs to go I do not like his attitude at all

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>>212472320
AS I WATCHED IT ON TV
SOMEHOW IT REALLY BOTHERED ME

>>212472339
not going anywhere

>>212472339
He's kinda rude but I think it would be better to be nice to him. You don't heal someone freezing by shooing them away from the fire.

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i like the french poster

>>212472353
*farts in your open mouth for the second time*

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Gabba Gabba Hey

Does France not have a general? Why is he posting in /brit/ to begin with?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212472130
>>212472247
>That's the best part
sigh... code?

>>212472394
i got used to it
11 years ago

>>212472394
Do brits generally dislike the French or Germans more?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212472387
last thing you see before you get slimed out in eugene oregon

the return of the sausages

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

had such bad hangover horn that I awoke in the middle of the night and had to coom

what even causes it? Science isn't ready to answer such questions.

>>212472130
That’s why I hate JAV, they always have the ugliest bastards fucking fit women

I'm so wet rn

>>212472425
I'd like to do this to you, then toss your disgusting rodent body into the sea

>>212472405
I have no strong feelings about them one way or the other

if it came down to it I would rather have a french gf than a german gf

>>212472438
thoughts on mass effect?

>>212472428
you probably had a dream about the interracial breeding grounds

grwm first day of school

>>212472479
poor mans halo

just looked at a gay image and got somehwat aroused

I wish sleeping with other people in a non-sexual way was more acceptable. Like being able to cuddle with other people without it being weird

>>212472512
you know what you have to do now, eh?

>>212472545
The problem is that being close to another person's body can trigger sexual aroused response in males. I used to get around when my brother's wife would stroke my hair. He's 12 years older than me.

Need a lobotomised gf

look how fast this thing is going

>>212472564
I think that's only because of a lack of that sort of physical contact outside of intimate situations. If it were normalized I don't think it would get that reaction.

>>212472583
i could stop that easily

>>212472583
wow

>>212472569
i've seen that episode
didn't end well

>>212472597
True and American culture doesn't permit a lot of non sexualized cuddling I think. If a male is attracted to you, and you lay together he's going to smell your scent and feel your skin on his, and probably pop a boner. It just happens that way. If that turns you off you should cuddle with other girls ig

>>212471936
You a beef sausage roll or a pork sausage roll man?
They did ruin their sausage rolls a bit by trying to copy Greggs.
Good sous lugs though.

>>212472583
not as fast as the turds i launch into the toilet

>>212472583
not fast at all look how fast earth is going too if we actually went that fast we'd all fall off

>>212472479
Mass Effect 1 is great, all the others are shit

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/investing/isas/scrap-lifetime-isa-bonus-supports-middle-classes-urge-mps/

https://www.professionaladviser.com/news/4515669/reeves-set-slash-gbp-cash-isa-allowance-reports

It is genuinely astounding just how much Labour hates anyone normal with a modicum of ambition. Prudent people are being penalised to bail out failures and incompetent midwits in government who should be making tea in a cafe, not running the country.

They want a society of enslaved mulatto zombies ruled by untouchable billionaires and technocrats.

The slave moralist hates anyone who doesn't crawl on the ground. The rule of the absolute lowest common denominator.

bruh im not reading athat

>>212472479
2 > 1 > 3

>>212472720
ong

my goal is to communicate with an alien or spiritaul entity in the next 8 months

This fella strolls up to you at the Gregg's, and asks to taste your sausage roll. What do?

>>212472750
um... hi

*sadistically rapes rorke*

>>212472673
You need to be going around 11km/s to escape earth's gravitational field. In order for the earth itself to escape the sun's gravitational field it would need to be travelling 42km/s but it's only going 30km/s.

This thing hurtling through space towards us is going 60km/s so yeah if you went that fast you'd shoot off into space with neither the earth nor sun holding you back.

got some gene pitney on

Not sure how Mass Effect is similar to Halo in any way

>>212472775
do it jiggle

>>212472784
space innit

what year did you start posting on brit

>>212472819
2022

>>212472825
2023

wordle took quite a bit longer than i'd like to admit

>>212472819
who's asking?

>>212472819
2017 about the time of the london bridge attacks

>>212471449 (OP)
I haven't had a girlfriend in years

bunsen burner

>>212472819
2025

>>212472819
ashamed to say i was here before it was rebranded to /brit/, formerly /anglo/

>>212472833
Newfag

>>212472805
um... hi

Tbf I only posted in 2022 at the very end of the year, around Christmas break, and then didn't post here again until 2024

have got really into art history recently, the history of art/artists is infinitely more interesting than looking at their paintings

Any of you been watching Murderbot? Honestly love this show more than anything in years.

can't believe how long ive been posting on this fucking shithole

>>212472912
yeah okay mate

>>212472912
How's your arse then love?

>>212472884
um

Watching a BBC report on how Trump is harming trans people in the military and the dude they're focusing in primarily was married with two daughters when he came out. Looks a GI Joe meets Nutcracker.

posted on brit when i was 17 :)

>>212472915
Nah I don't really watch TV anymore.

Besides the woke problem there's the issue that any show you start watching will be cancelled ~2 series in with no warning, just plug pulled instantly, goodbye, no resolution. Not wasting my time on that.

>>212472697
>Refuse to get fraudulent chancers off the dole and into work
>Charge people saving for the future to pay for it

would rather mindless scroll through tiktok or play bo6 or post on brit than sit and watch a tv show unless it is wwe

haven't watched a tv show or film in years, last time i watched a series all the way through was probably 2020

>>212472985
Like how can that guy think he's a woman? Zoomers went crazy ina head with the futanari porn and entitlement mindset.

>>212473010
It's a joke.
Need all darkies in labour camps along with scroungers.

>>212472819
At the very earliest 2014. Possibly earlier, but that's as far back as any screenshot I have goes.

>>212472932
>>212472965
its really interesting, give it a go

>>212472985
BBC is dog shit. I'm cancelling my licence next year, never watch live TV or the BBC so don't need it at all

>>212473043
That's never been the response that I get to that question lol. Idk what to do now.

>>212473044
why on earth are you even paying it in the first place?

>>212472819
Late 2016

>>212472697
If you're in the highest tax band then it's your own fault for not moving to Australia. These ambitious, educated people with storied career histories choose to stay in the UK and get shafted when they could up sticks and move to Aus to live like kings.

By staying here they're not helping contribute to some better future for the UK, they just end up paying for people who take more than they contribute i.e dole scroungers and working people like me who earn a pittance (I don't even meet the tax threshold lol). I can tell you if I had a medical degree or anything else in demand I'd be getting the UK fucked off forever.

do you ever slap your belly with your willy?

Mad how Hitler is basically the only artist in history to become a statesman.

Also mad how he was Austrian.

Closest equivalent for Britain would be someone like Lovecraft becoming PM.

>>212472697
reddit spacing

Do you believe in ghosts?

>>212473093
can't reach

>>212472697
the plan is and always has been to eradicate the middle class. no private schools, no savings, just thick minimum wage droids with a ruling class

>>212473090
corrr that spoons breakkie looks fucking reem
absolutely love spoons breakkie so much

>>212473090
Love that guy. Haven't seen his videos but Ive seen enough of what you guys post about him to think he's alri lid. He's totally fucking the system up the arse, and getting away with it.

>>212473093
who's asking?

watching Casablanca on my phone

>>212473086
>If you're in the highest tax band
I'm not, I'm on the basic rate but I have over 100k saved up thanks to frugality and planning.

Why should I flee to Australia just so the state can import lumps of brown biomass to replace me?

Yankoid trump-musk drama is quite interesting. Now musks ai robot is blaming Trump (and logically, musk as well) for killing those girls at that flooded christo camp

>>212473104
Hate that they grill their bacon thoughbeit. Much better fried or in the oven.

Not a single funny post here. Some of its nonsensical too. Growing mighty suspicious most of the posts on here are scripted bots

>>212473086
>anything else in demand
how would you rate your bussy?

>>212473093
no my willy is tiny. hasn't grown since i was 10 or something

>>212473124
fascinating, keep us updated
NOT

I want to know what this says

>>212473096
No-one tell him about Disraeli

>>212473118
GET REAL

>>212473103
Does seem that way.

What is your favourite classic football shirt?

For me its Fiorentina with the 7up sponsor

>>212473146
Never mind my phone did it for me

>>212473146
>we got into the war under the rather childish notion no one would bomb us back

>>212473146
it says "blownyour head smoove off"

>>212473121
>Why should I flee to Australia

Because you staying in the UK isn't preventing the outcome you want to avoid, only delaying it. The ship is going down. People who have the option of getting out should do so while they still can.

You're choosing to stay on the Titanic attempting to bail out the water. That's you.

peanist weanist

Remember when the farmers protested and moaned their tits off over Labour last year making it seem like their farms were being taken away by communist commissars then some lad on Question Time reminded everybody they were just closing a tax loophole and it only applied for property over £5 million. Then everybody went silent and forgot the whole thing and the protests stopped.

I Stayed In Elywnn Until I Earned A WoW Token ... It Was Cursed - Goldbound Episode 5

>throw a brick at it next time
my granddad when l told him l saw a fox

>>212473195
no

Raise up the flags,
And march as one together,
Stormtroopers march,
With steady and firm step,
Our comrades shot down by the reds and the reaction,
March on with us,
In spirit to the fight.

You have to eat all the eggs

>>212473195
>they were just closing a tax loophole and it only applied for property over £5 million.
A farm worth 5 million and a property worth 5 million aren't the same thing and do not necessarily represent the same level of wealth

rorke and his tranny gf

>>212473195
Thought the idea was the farms could be valued at over £5m but the earnings of the farms were nowhere near that and therefore descendants of the owners wouldn't have anywhere near the money to pay that tax on land that's been in their family for generations.

kill every farmer and replace them with ai powered john deere tractors

>le move to australia
its not 1995 anymore. Australia has the highest average house price in the world, their economy has been stagnant for over a decade, taxed out of the arse, every city is swamped with chinese and indians, Australia is not the place you think it is.

l'm so fucking depressed jesus christ

Why does everyone care so much about diogo jota

inheritance tax is genuinely the most evil thing on earth. gains made through interest or even investments should never be taxed either
absolutely evil and unjustifiable

>>212473252
never heard of it

>evil
spooked

lets make our own country

>>212473242
I still picture australia as a desolate mad max wasteland

>>212473220
It was for assets, so farmers were screeching they were "asset rich but cash poor". If you hold in your posession an estate of any kind, you are wealthy. Dont delude yourself.

women smell good

um

>>212473258
Daily mail reader sighted

what the hell is that

Maybe I should stay in the UK and fix her

>>212473258
idiot tarq

>>212473278
>>212473288

not an argument. what possible justification is there for it?

>>212473288
bugman

>>212473274
>It was for assets, so farmers were screeching they were "asset rich but cash poor". If you hold in your posession an estate of any kind, you are wealthy
Farms exist to feed us. Taxing them when there's literally everybody else to tax is insane. A farm is an asset that feeds the country. A rich person's house is not like a farm.

vile

>>212473278
>>212473272

Remember that only the 7% of wealthiest estates pay inheritance tax, so no fucker in here is paying anyway

>>212473307
okay and? still not argument

im a top rorke myself and even i acknowledge just as a basic fact that tax loopholes should be closed. Theres a tiny faction within the rorkedom (jews from the spectator and telegraph) who contest this

We can't tax the wealthy of they'll leeaaaavveeeee

>>212473300
Prevents generational wealth hoarding leading to an entrenched upper class.

>>212473285
That's a woman who's had her tits cut off and takes testosterone, having abomination sex with a guy who probably has every STD known to man.

>>212473242
mate on every single one of these New Life Abroad programs when the families tally up the finances at the end of the show they're like 200% better off financially living in australia

>Sally you make £18k a year as a window-licker in the UK but in Australia you would be on... 90,000AUD
>Kallum as a carpark trolley spacker at ASDA you're currently on 12 quid an hour but we have the same job lined up for you at Woolies and they're willing to pay 80,000AUD

if we tax rich people more then they'll just take their money somewhere else, why is it so hard for leftypol to understand? the country is on it's arse

we need taxes so the government can control every single aspect of the country and your life

So what happens when the poor have no money left to tax and the middle class is no more because they've been taxed out of existence?

Abolish capital gains tax
Immoral, unconscionable, unworkable
Get dole dossers bennies cancelled instead
Support British Workers

Land value tax would fix this

>>212473306
Kekd

>>212473301
just say you got a big inheritance lined up lil bro

>>212473322
people like that aren't going to loose their upper class status or generational wealth through inheritance tax.

>>212473340
This is why you tax land, something they can't move

sold my dead parents house to have enough money to pay the tax for inheriting it

>>212473303
A farm traditionally or at least for the past two centuries has not been economically viable, farmers are the biggest dolescum in the country if you consider the billions in farm subsidies they get each year. Nobody feels sorry for farmers because they inherited their property and were born with a silver spoon in their mouth, they took advantage of a tax loophole that should have been closed decades ago.

got the pression

>>212473344
>Abolish capital gains tax
You mean income tax

>>212473361
Well they'll certainly lose 40% of it :^)

haven't got a tesco clubcard and i've never earned a nectar point in my life

the skin on my left knee hurts as if it's irritated by something buy I have no idea with what

Tax this tax that
The answer is to increase wages

Get the taxes for the rich abolished get the minimum wage lowered get the child labour laws removed get the factories open

>>212473258
Then the wealthy just hoard wealth without having to put it back into the economy

>>212473369
>they took advantage of a tax loophole that should have been closed decades ago.
The loophole that houses aren't farms aren't the same thing and shouldn't be treated the same? I'm fine with taxing the rich but doing so through a farm death tax is insane

Let the non farmers pay inheritance taxes on their homes. If we're already subsidising farms then it makes no sense to tax them. Give with one hand take with the other

>>212473329
Sounds like you don't understand how AUD and GBP are different currencies. And even if there is a difference which I'm sure there is, the quality of life for most australians is grinding poverty in a dustbowl with no trees, no lakes, no cultural or historical centre of life to live in, 40c heat and wildfires. The outback is actually the poorest, they have a meth epidemic and crime is through the roof. These places are fucking miserable mate. Best just stay in England

>>212473393
points mean prizes

>>212473393
>haven't got a tesco clubcard
I enjoy being part of the club

>>212473418
>The loophole that houses aren't farms aren't the same thing and shouldn't be treated the same?
Farmers live on farms. It is their abode, their residence, so yes mate it should be taxed as such.

>>212473445
It's all bollocks, they inflate the non-clubcard prices to give a bigger """discount""" at the till

Introduce a 100% tax on everyone born after 1970 so we can throw more money at boomers

My solution is to slash pensions and take away votes from anyone over 75

>>212473258
Shut up Quentin

>>212473486
unironically think way less people should be allowed to vote
either through competency tests or earning the right through national service

howard (82) and sheila (74) need a new boat

>>212473242
Trvke

morning lads. blaming boomers for your own failures again is it?

anal with the missus last night

when transport got privatized they promised us trains would be unrecognizably more efficient and substantially cheaper, now we have the most expensive train tickets in the world and a service that barely functions

>>212473534
shut it adam

clearly unable to present a viable argument that isn't petulant name calling

would you still love me if i was a worm

>>212473457
If houses dont produce food then we shouldn't tax farms like they're houses. We can get tax from everything and everyone. We only get food from farms. Taxing farms out of existence while the non farming rich live easy makes no sense at all. A person who owns a £1m farm is not the same as someone who owns a £1m house. If they sold the farm then it's not guaranteed the farm will continue. Treating a farm as a house purely because the farmer lives there is reductive retardation.

>>212473411
okay... and the issue with this is what exactly?

>>212473545
ah what a tragic loss

Don't know what everybodys issue with Labour is to be honest. Since July 2024 the roads have been repaved and repainted, the bus fares have been cheap, the railways got nationalised, by social council house flat block got redecorated and cleaned up, the grass cut and graffiti in town removed. Been quite good, its like the last 14 years of miserable of austerity and cuts have been reversed. Love Starmer, me

modern european monarchies are so bizarre to me

>>212473545
SCREAMING

still not an argument

>>212473574
ok

going for a family meal at harvester today

>>212473584
Sitting in my room doing nothing today

>>212473568
none of that will matter when you’re the only english person left in your town

>>212473582
if i were british i would still think it's bizarre

huge drama
huge internet drama

>>212473554
>Taxing farms out of existence while the non farming rich live easy makes no sense at all
The vast majority of wealth from farmers are inherited, old money and not actually earned. Whereas the non-farming rich are in the majority new money, and earned it. Thats the difference. Some farming families haven't earned anything through merit since the Norman invasion and old willy gave your ancestor a title and a bit of land

>>212473598
Immigration has halved already vs the tories

NOOOO why should the government be able to collect rent on the rent I collect

Where's the new

>>212473622
but there’s still loads here that don’t seem to want to leave. less people might be coming in but my town is still 50% african. was like walking through nigeria the other day and they all wear these big robes in the summer.

kill every land owner and person with more wealth than me

>>212473635
That's because of the boriswave

Next thread HMRC edition please

>>212473610
>The vast majority of wealth from farmers are inherited, old money and not actually earned.
You mean the wealth is the farm itself, and the farm is inherited? Yeah. That's not a crime or a sin or a problem.
>Whereas the non-farming rich are in the majority new money, and earned it.
I'd rather a family farm that's gone through generation than some immigrant who found a quick easy way to get rich

You just hate the idea of inheritance more than anything

howling in anguish

>>212473690
>>212473690
>>212473690

just got back from church lads
you ARE going today aren't you?

stifler's mom