The best show in American history? edition

>>212471517
>it was a really problematic scene, it's always weird looking back at old comedies
have you considered not being a retarded faggot?

feel old now?

i dedicate this song to the sad canadian anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4

Yes no maybe I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

jason is a loser

>>212471597
ty anon and gn

Stop letting goshpedo make the news

>>212471566
>he's the same age as me
>looks like he's in his 50s
JUST

>>212471620
gn

marinara sauce on a turkey and salami sammich is a GAMECHANGER

gn = gay nigga

>>212471579
when i think about my shitty past my cope is that i cant do anything about it so why bother dwelling on it?

sneed

who's even in charge of canada right now

>>212471661
Donald Trump

i regret eating the entire bag of chocolate pretzels

>>212471657
piece of SHIT captcha eating my link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM3HKEHdN-k

i heard jason wants to transition

>>212471672
good for her

the sweet and salty taste of the pretzels is never worth the belly bloat after

>>212471699
all that dough is giving you a yeast infection

considering making an ifunny account

>>212471703
i dont have a vaginer

>>212471724
with all the bitching your're doing you may as well

>>212471744
the only one bitching here is you

>>212471724
boys can get them too

gooning to this thread

>>212471764
true that sis

now now ladies, settle down

Can't wait to see her tomorrow

>>212471806
saw her tonight and filled her up good

watch birdbrain

https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?si=ikjQ39LpFGZdfUSl

goodnight

>>212471661
moloch

currently devouring ramen

remember rarbg

>>212471840
no

>>212471849
Good night bud

white women are so beautiful its not fair

going to take a cheeky sleep

Pain is the foundation and center of life and evolution
The concept of "trauma" isn't real. Extreme sensations of pain or stress are a necessary part of life
If you hear someone talking about "trauma" that's likely a weak faggot

this fucking sucks

>13m views
https://youtu.be/4TZmNObLkAU

hope he got what he wanted

Nervous

>>212471724
stop being transphobic

need to start drink hard spirits problem is they taste like gasoline

>>212472067
stop being poor

>>212472067
a good vodka is smooth as water

>>212472067
huff gasoline

if mayflower members were catholic, the us would be mexico tier

>>212472077
kind of defeats the whole point if you're gonna buy something expensive

i wanna get into vaping got any recommendations?

>>212472121
>>212472088

>>212472121
recommend not doing that

>>212472121
I recommend not vaping

>>212472091
no it doesn't??

playing a game and i'm REALLY liking it but i can't tell you guys what it is because you'd spoil it.

born to early to explore the world, born to late to explore space, born just in time to watch the american empire collapse. i think it was worth it

>>212472149
lune is best girl

>>212472146
the point is getting drunk cheap and fast

jason loves this song
https://youtu.be/HL9VoQ-er_U

if you care about having a video game "story" spoiled you're literally insane

>>212472206
>nooo, you can't have fun!

>>212471520 (OP)
I get bored during the job because nothing needs to be done so I Chadwalk...

>>212472161
not sure what that's from but it's definitely not the game i'm playing lmao.

https://youtu.be/hHSRkYM1GbM?si=2EW9eKlA0t_pPq-i

>>212472222
you're playing death stranding

>>212472218
thought this was DC until I saw Chicago

>>212472248
nope.

>>212472268
Yea a bunch of the shit looks old in a tasteful way

What's the grossest thing you've eaten

>>212472369
Yo momma's vag

>>212472369
ur moms ass

>>212472369
I ate an earthworm when I was 5 years old

>>212472369
oyster

>>212472369
Your dad's cock

Please stop oral sexing my parents

>>212472444

>her
>she
jason tier

>>212472444
But I'm about to cum

>>212472464
crazy that someone would waste paragraphs of seethe on a tranny

holy moly

https://files.catbox.moe/la22xt.mp4

>>212472523
That tummy demands to be kissed

i feel like it's pretty certain we will reach immortality eventually, at least from old age since that happens in nature, like it is really possible just not so often evolved because animals usually die earlier than old age, it's just sad we were born before then

>>212472523
who even comes up with that open front sweatshirt thingy

https://thehardtimes.net/music/infant-annihilator-change-name-to-avoid-association-with-israel/

>"Hugs not bullets" the Mexican president said to an organization of cold blooded murders

>>212472631
kek

>>212471520 (OP)
>MALCOLM! DID YOU TRY TO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE AGAIN TO PROTEST ISRAELS MILITARY ACTION IN GAZA?

imagine a world where everyone grows into their 20s and then perpetually looks like young looking 20 year old and can live forever

>>212472676
she's a cartel puppet president

Betsy, I think you’re secretly trying to make me the happiest (and softest) sibling on earth. Everything you cook or bring me is made with so much love, and I can feel it even if it’s adding pounds. Honestly, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. You’re taking such good care of me, and I love you so much for it. Just… maybe don’t bake cookies every day?

to say mexico is a failed state is an understatement

>decide to try Bliss app
>Strangely not even after 5 minutes of not making a full profile I get instant random likes and matches
Probably bots. I doubt any IRL woman would be interested in me

>>212472744

>>212472732
stop fucking your sister

I'm going insaaaaane

>>212472129
>>212472131
why

>>212472879
Its really unhealthy and the high lasts for like 10 seconds and you build a tolerance fast and it tastes gross and it's expensive

>>212472888
i just want to try ive never smoked or gotten high before and i want to do something when im sitting in the park

start vaping weed

Starting my iceberg lettuce only diet tonight. Right now, at 3:00 a.m.

>>212472901
eat an edible

>>212472926
i dont have access to drugs

You’ve been spoiling me so much. I’ve got this big soft belly now, and I catch myself absentmindedly playing with it like it’s some kind of stress ball. I joke about it, but the truth is, every bite you’ve given me has felt like love. You take such good care of me in your own way, and it makes me feel safe, warm, and wanted. I love you so much but don’t be surprised if I start waddling soon.

>>212472939
They are legal where you are aren't they? What state?

>>212472963
florida

i love being downtown with all the tall buildings and seeing people walk by i dont know how someone can live in a shitty small town

>>212472901
Ask random people at clubs and bars in your city to let you hit their vape

>>212473022
everyone says i look like a teenager so i doubt that would happen

>>212472908
done.

>>212473022
>How to cause a fentanyl death 101.post

dark souls 3 is kicking my ass

gonna ask mommyberg to buy me these games tonight

>>212473140
you dont got 10 bucks nigga

>>212473164
im down bad

>>212473140
you don't have any inventory items you can sell?

>>212472369
My boogers

>>212473201
i sold them all to buy trading cards so i can get steam badges for my favorite games

if you're gonna be playing conter strike to get items to sell might as well go get a job for much higher pay

>>212472709
I like older women though

>>212473140
>>212473189

How old are you

which phase clone armor is your favorite? for me its phase 1

https://files.catbox.moe/4bkl4k.mp4

>>212472954
Fetishes are so gay

>>212473284
24

I'm from the Poonited States

Girl has a CHAgon Ball shirt with a CHAgon Ball phone case

>>212473296
Best to worst, left to right

>girl

>>212473302
kinogemmy

All the nights I don’t die

i know that everyone llves, my life would be better if i just did whatever it takes to look good, i mean plastic surgery, like shaving off or adding bones and shit to look like a chad but i just dont like the idea, something about not being natural or being fake and not even for other people, for myself

>>212473354
slopcomm

>>212473364
I would do those things if I had the self-discipline to do anything with my life at all, which I don't

momberg gives me an allowance of 20 bucks every week

>>212473337
storm troopers look cooler than phase 2 thoughie

>>212473327
I have two dragonball shirts and a Goku figurine, if I show her would that increase my chances?

>>212473140
>>212473374
Why are your moms Jewish

>>212473378
Helmet too big

penjamin in my mouth as i type this

>Gaynor
What's with the username?

>>212473405
Maybe she thought it was funny

should i buy battlefront 2?

>clubbing
how do people actually enjoy this? its literally just men simping for women for hours while blaring dogshit music gives you a headache.

>>212473428
sure

>>212473391
your head is too big thats why your moms pussy is gaped

>>212473405

>>212473438
my moms pussy is gaped because my dads cock is so big, and i inherited it from him and used it to fuck your mom and thats why shes gaped

>>212473428
if you played the original you will be disappointed

>>212473434
i need to get laid bruh!

AI profile?

>>212473458
Sent that freak flying

>>212473428
only if there's brapzil only servers would I imagine it's fun

>>212473458
lol this nigga admitted his moms pussy is gaped

>>212473485
good for her, having mind blowing orgasms on my dads cock just like your mom with me

>>212473484
is it official matchmaking only? thought it would be like battlefield where there's a server browser and it's community servers and shit

what time is it

>>212473511
you talk too much about your parents banging you are a freak

>>212473523
4 am

>>212473523
time for you to get a watch!

>>212473516
i have no idea but I've played enough shooters to know it looks pretty unfun when the laggy spanish speaker is at the bottom of the leaderboard and cussing in taco.

>>212473532
im a freak nasty nigga so dont fuck with me bitch

>>212473523
almost half past 1am, west coast time

>>212473523
once in high school a black kid asked me that and i told him adventure time because i thought he was trying to make that joke but he was really just asking for the time

just remembered something extremely grim

>>212473559
niggas ain't know da time dats why dey on colored pipo time

>>212473559
Back in high school, chemistry was tough for me like the formulas, the pace, all of it. But Betsy sat next to me, every single class, with so much patience and love. She never made me feel less for struggling. Instead, she helped me understand in ways that made sense to me. Those moments weren’t just about learning science; they were about feeling safe, supported, and unconditionally loved by my big sister. I’ll never forget that.

I'm going to bed, can one of you kiss me goodnight?

>im a freak nasty nigga so dont fuck with me bitch

>>212473618
get kissed punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpdw3NSkaLY

remember a story of a guy who went missing for like 40 years and turns out he was just in woods not far from where he lived stealing shit from farmers the whole time

>>212473618
how about a pat on the shoulder, and a promise that i'll see you in the morning?

chemistry was really hard for me because of my learning disability.

>>212473640
whats your disability

>>212471629
he got raped by all the family offset

i remembered that story because of this image and i was thinking at what point would you want to take justice into your own hands and shoot the bitch and her family and the judge and how would you escape the consequences

i wish it was 2009 again and i was a little kid

>>212473653
High school was one of the hardest things for me — especially with my schizophrenia i was developing from abuse making it difficult to focus and keep up.

>>212473680
hell yeah same
I was obsessed with Pokemon Platinum that year

Those moments weren’t just about chemistry; they showed me what true, unconditional love really means.

>>212473706
my cousin has schizophrenia but he dropped out because of it

>>212473711
i never played any pokemon games in 09 i was playing little big planet

>>212473706
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing okay now

Dam nigga

I actually really like the dorito tacos from taco bell

sometime when i go through the archive and see /int/ posts from 10+ years ago i wonder what those anons are doing now did they move on? did they die? or are they still here?

>>212473815
i liked them the one time i had them out of like, three because they actually seemed fresh, light and crunchy. the appeal was fantastic then. but every other time, i always felt like i could have ordered something more basic and popular. that would have come out hotter and fresher.

>>212473841
i do be still here, my life has changed a lot though ofc

>>212473944
how so

>>212473634
yeah that guy was awesome

One time I joked about getting drunk on isopropyl alcohol, just to mess around, and Betsy instantly got all flustered and serious, like, “No! You can’t do that!” It was so cute — she was genuinely worried, even though I was clearly just being ridiculous. That’s Betsy though: even when I’m joking, she’s always looking out for me.

>>212473981
its too much to type

>>212473999
give me 3 quick examples

>>212474003
Regal

>>212474025
visited 14 countries
moved from the east coast to California
made numerous memories in college partying and hanging out with friends, and also during my travels

>>212474076
wow i wish i went to college and had friends

>>212473841
i'm trying to think if there's any way i could be found in those old threads. the only way i can think of, is i always posted here along with the pinned /sp/ thread during the superbowl. like i'd talk about the game here, but also just general stuff like what i was drinking, or doing if the game was boring. thanksgiving too, between helping my wife's family cook. i'd shoot the gab here while i drank beer or said whatever came on her brother's spotify playlist. i just realize how boring that all is. ah well, i'm a boring guy.

>>212474140
how old are you

>>212474202
44 this year. not yet, but soon.

>>212474202
51

>>212474226
>>212474231
damn unc got any advice for young people?

>>212474277
oh Lord. tons. but any advice i follow myself? none.

>>212474277
Don't give this faggot advice

>>212474313
ass hurt unc spotted

>>212474312
dont play coy old man

had to make a u turn at the dui checkpoint yesterday.
bothe chasing

stockpiling XRP rn

the UNIQLO prices here are wayyy cheaper than in the West

>>212474390
well you've caught me! all the advice that bubbles up quick is simplicities. like, don't brush your teeth too hard. breathe deeply when you're nervous. take a multivitamin. don't drink coffee after 3pm. but you said advice for young people. and that, at this late hour, made me feel strange. like trying to conjure advice for a son or daughter i don't have. i don't know what to say, and i'm not sure, despite my age, i'm in any kind of high position to advise anything. i'm here with you, at the same hour, after all.

>>212474474
>don't brush your teeth too hard.
i will take that advice and stop brushing at all

>>212474474
Why aren't you a Christian?

>>212474474
are you larping as hunter s thompson

I brush hard and long

should i get force unleashed on steam

>>212474844
i played it a lot on ps3 back when I was like 13? idk.
cant play vidya any longer than five minutes these days.

>>212474972
i play vidya just to pass time in my miserable neet life

I have to jork my pegis

>>212475034
wagecucking aint any better

wether you look at history or tales from most cultures, one can notice that the masses forming humanity have a tendency to insult the most beautiful things presented to them and drag them in the mud. it's a story seen with every men of exception

I want to be beheaded

WAKE UP

>>212475451
wussup

said the nigger word at my cousins engagement party in front of all his finances family

>>212475634
Very disrespectful and uncouth behavior

remember when this was popular?

>books

i remember seeing domo for the first time when it collabed with target for 1 halloween it scared my sister

>>212475355
build a guillotine and use it on yourself

the average american is a fat retard

>>212476120
the average canadian is that too but indian

>>212476145
i debunked this hours ago

i just can't sleep until i feel the next day is here. i have to see a tiny peak of sunlight through the blinds, and the birds starting to chirp. when it won't disturb, i love to put the tv on. first the paid programming, health products, televangelists. then the morning news, traffic and weather. i try to fall asleep then, so i don't miss the weekend sports. but sometimes i'm so restless and anxious that i stay awake until the whole room is lit by day. the first game of golf or a race, or sometimes the kentucky derby will come on. and finally, i can sleep. i must have some fear that if i doze off before then, i'll wake into some other night, or not at all.

it's 630am but I'm ripping the most amazing pungent braps
the smells are so intoxicating
I'm in absolute bliss smelling my big goofy lactose intolerant braps
slowly stroking and the smells enhance it
actually started gooning as I typed the last sentence
I might make a big cum

>>212476493
far out

Good morning bros.
Hope you all enjoy a glorious day.
Try and get out there and enjoy the sun to all you neet types!

The holocaust never happened

>>212476792
im contemplating if i should go to the nude beach today, the weather radar says its going to be raining and i dont want to shave my body and private bits for nothing know what im saying?

The price was $3 for the first idk 100 or whatever subscribers and after that it got priced at $30 and she has not posted anything interesting yet other than sending out a 2 minute video for $70 in her DMs with unknown content.
Women cannot suffer!

>>212476938
Why would you shave for a nude beach? It'll probably be mostly old people, and old men at that

>>212476938
The shaved people at the nude beach are sex perverts

>>212476991
No one on onlyfans has ever posted anything good. It's one of the worst sites ever made.

>>212477002
i have a gilf fetish
>>212477019
interesting how do you know this?

>>212477071
I‘m always on top of the thot game

>>212477122
Whoops meant for >>212477030
>>212477071
Idk I just assumed

22 for a NEET is still young right?

>>212476991
never paid for porn and never will if its so good it will eventually leak simple as

>>212477157
does dacutie have an onlyfans?

>>212477221
She is so pretty though, how do you not want to give that slutty little angel every cent you have?

>>212477272
she is plastic and fake looking i bet her pussy doesnt even have any fur

>>212476792
i have a short appointment with the family this afternoon, but even if we have dinner, there's no way it'll last past 5. i'm very excited for today. there are a couple of chores i want to get done at home, but after that it's like some mystery curtain being raised on a gameshow. i finished one book, and i'm more than halfway through another, but i'm saving that more for the evening to wind down. tubi has turned me into a movie addict, and i have one last bag of popcorn i could make if i see something good. but it has to be something special! that stuff is pure salt and butter. i also took some leftover hotdog buns home after the 4th, and i was thinking about making some kielbasa and sauerkraut instead of the usual franks. my plan is to cut and layer it in slices and shreds, then tupper anything i don't use with the buns and make a little pasta with any i have left. i'm so jazzed, i'll probably have even more trouble than usual sleeping.

>>212477213
You're not quite in the danger zone yet, but every day you hurtle faster towards ngmi

>>212477330
whats the danger zone and dont say mid 20s

>>212477400
There is no danger zone
I made it up

I'm pretty sure that people who stay neets until their mid 20s (or older) would have more difficulty reintegrating and probably have worse outcomes on average vs early 20s, but who knows.

you can stay a neet your whole life, happy and healthy, so long as you can support and reliably take care of yourself, and most important: that that's your genuine wish, and not a reflexive behavior coming from past pain or timidity. then again, i don't know how exactly someone living true to the acronym could satisfy all those conditions without some sort of personal or financial deficit. i picture someone living off a trust, taking lots of vitamins to make up for the blackout shades, and building a ton of gunpla, haha.

>>212477254
There’s a twitter that claims to be her but looks very much like a bot that links to an onlyfans which costs 9,99 and has never posted anything sooo idk

>>212477877
I just had an idea. Are you actually this girl of whom you are speaking?

>>212478306
What

>>212478415
Are you an 18 year old girl trying an unorthodox marketing tactic for your onlyfans?

>>212478468
Daddy don’t be silly

>>212478525
Open your ass for me

>>212478468
Bruh your dumb as helly

Niece is playing with dogberg

>>212478938
I really don't want to say it, anon

I REMEMBER YOUUUUU!
https://youtu.be/qjuEXKwnkLE?si=9cNUTaZL59hWk2PB

>>212479018
It's a spayed female

>>212471520 (OP)
The best show in American history is The Sopranos

nah thats breaking bad

>>212479447
Agreed

>>212479481
I liked Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul but they always felt a bit unrealistic. I think The Sopranos felt more realistic.

>>212479447
So true

LOL

>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DEPORT JUAN JOSE MARIA JIMENEZ HES BEEN SUCCESSFULLY EVADING THE LAW SINCE 1998 HE DESERVES TO STAY

I generally support stricter immigration policies, but it seems fucked up to me how some people are deported after serving in our military

>AOC says you need to let Yonny Messerschmitt LeBron Hernandez the Venezuelan stab another cop or you are racist

>>212480161
The reason he was deported was for drug possession and refusing to appear in court for it

kurac means dick in serbian
palac means thumb in serbian
any other serbian words you guys want to know?

>>212479370
You just know

>>212480255
I'm not speaking about a specific case, and I don't know who you're talking about
This is a somewhat common occurrence

>>212479447
I refuse to ever watch a single episode

>illegal gets deported
>NAZI FASCIST REPUBLICANS ARE DEPORTING INNOCENT LATI-
>he was a criminal
>YOU CANT PROVE HE WASNT HERE LEGA-
>easily proven
>NOOOOO HE DESERVES DUE PROCES-
>detained in Florida until their court cases are finished
>NOOOOOOOO JUST LET THEM GOOOOOOOOO

Why are beaners such one issue voters
They vote based on immigration and nothing else

>>212480295
I was talking about Sae Joon Park who NPR recently wrote an article about. That's who I thought you were referring to

>>212480330
The funny part is when they say a person here illegally who is getting deported didn't commit a crime. That person's mere presence in the country is a CRIME

>>212480351
Ah okay
This happened to a friend of friend who was Mexican. By all accounts, he was a very well liked guy in the community. I just happened to watch a youtube video about this happening to other people

>>212480409
Look man all they’re doing is breaking a law that doesn’t make them a criminal!

We need to talk about the caffeine addiction of American white women
My sister and her friends have gotten into making iced coffee drinks they saw on tiktok, and they're regularly consuming at least 300-400 mg of caffeine per day

>>212480409
Lol I remember is high school my friend got into an argument with a foid because he said "all ILLEGAL immigrants are criminals by definition"

not many /cum/mers know that i'm not a man but a lobster

>>212480529
An iced coffee is at its strongest like 50 mg of caffeine

I hope the autistic trannies are next
Me? I don’t care about tranny suicide.
Trannies are unpleasant to look at and are honestly disgusting.

>>212480558
They add an instant coffee powder that makes it significantly stronger
We added up the caffeine content one day. Don't remember it exactly, but it was a lot

>>212480567
>spend the rest of my life being v coded in a concentration camp
Huh?

>>212480567
What is "v coded"

>>212480409
It's either a misdemeanor or civil infraction iirc

>>212480630
Trannies have their own way of speaking
LGBTIAOQ+(-82(X-Y))(2(6*10)) niggas live in a parallel society and seethe at us for not knowing what a Demiglazesexual or Pan tribinary aromantic semi girl Demi boy Trinimacsexual is

>>212480567
>kill all poors act
honestly it's fucked up they named it that

>>212480681
That still makes it a crime. Shoplifting is also a misdemeanor.

>>212480681
Go commit a misdemeanor and see what happens to you
The cops wont tell you that it’s okay and you can keep doing it
You’ll have to stop
Which in the case of illegal immigration means you have to leave

>>212480681
Those are types of crimes you fucking retard
Felony is not synonymous with crime but the dumb browns think it is (because they’re dumb)

>>212480630
>>212480661
Just googled it
It’s seething that you don’t get free HRT and your body reverts to its natural form instead of being a mutated drugged up freak

>>212480630
>>212480661
When prison staff place them with their birth gender as sex toys/torture victims to placate other inmates

>>212480841
hot

>>212480841
https://youtu.be/cUPV4OfNlt0?si=p8Tbdr8i8qZmTOU8

>>212480721
Depends on the state and circumstances
>>212480768
I have yet to see a mass mobilization of resources like this against any misdemeanor offenses

New
>>212480895
>>212480895

>>212480878
No nigglet.

>>212480910
I meant in some states it's a felony under certain circumstances

>>212480935
Then say what you mean retard instead of expecting people to be able to read your mind