Thread 212477750

Ww2 leaflet edition

got my dick out

incels rise up

*karate chops the back of your neck*

got the 5 inch bwc out

the scran

1 of every 4 human beings believe in this nigga

Ever experienced this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

>>212477734
Major thickie post
The Turks previously had black concubines and sold them once easy access to Caucasian women happened

gary eats is so fucking sexy

Annoying air show going on overhead. Hope there's a war and they're drafted and killed. Annoying dumb red arrow scum disturbing my otherwise peaceful Sunday

3 people bidding against each other on eBay for 7 days.

I just swooped in with 20 seconds left and won it.

Too easy.

my fruit cooler gave me brain freeze

The naughtiness of a teeny todger exposed at an Islamic school’s gates. This one is for Rotherham, you wretched Moors

Final Fantasy 13, proper runt game that

i hate all of you evil incel runts

>>212477813
must be peng living near the sea

>>212477810
Son
Are you being a bender on the internet again?

My first house.
It isn't perfect, it's on a main road, it's mid-terraced, it's 120sqm. But you know what? It's mine. I own it. It was freshly refurbished which I couldnt afford to do myself. I can do what I want with it and don't have to worry that my landlord will kick me out every 12 months.
And if I don't like it, I can sell it and buy somewhere else eventually with mummy and daddy's inheritance.

Everything is fine. It is all fine.
:)

>>212477813
Why are you Welsh?

>teeny todger exposed
um

>>212477864
we went over this last thread mate

>>212477821
Seller here. I was artificially inflating the price with 3 separate accounts. Cheers!

mental how your life can be ruined by feeling nervous all the time

>>212477843
you hate that you love us so much

Paul Joseph Watson do be like 37 fucking years old

What is his skincare routine?

>>212477850
I pay a fair bit in rent to live directly on the waterfront, I see boats on my doorstep instead of cars

>>212477857
Uh okay Timmy but anyway the jizyas went up by 15% this month

>>212477857
*sabotages your boiler*

>>212477864
Welsh people are superior

Learning Bob Dillon on the guitar

SCREECHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTpmFN2kbjA&ab_channel=Jest

>>212477890
Sorry mate it's under 1 year old

My todger rises for England.

Clap?

>>212477875
Doesn't work like that mate. You can see the full bid history of other accounts. Sock puppets easily spotted.

a Welshman created /brit/

genuinely love the french me
feel great shame that i have none of their blood and was born into the inferior brutish culture instead of their beautiful classy one and speaking the toddler version of their language.

>>212477935
Looks like one of them lasses that is in a throuple or polyamorous
Would though

hard day at the gimmick factory

>>212477941
The last three in fact

I saw someone portending doom at the seafront, wailing in the waters. The breath had begun to leave them, you see. In solidarity I began choking my helpless todger.

>>212477791
90 of every 100 human beings believe in similar things.

>>212477880
>>212477940

>>212477950
Man sad that he was born a warrior when he would rather sit at home NGMI

feel like SHIT

>>212477950
ok off you fuck

>>212477950
don't let anyone know
i love the english too

dont understand whats wrong with them anyway
they should grow up

>>212477803
The only things their parents are to be blamed for is being too easy on him. If that was my son I would have bodied that freak. Raised a soft runt.

>>212477981
Great run...

>>212477950
Subhuman freak, it's deluded self loathing perverts like you who got up in a war we had no business being in. World War one.

>>212477984
I'm welch tho

>>212477985
it's called being a musician you silly fuck

>>212477901
scream

>>212477990
have to have sex to have a son mate

>>212477852
what is it with incels and sissies eating red meat as an attempt to show their masculinity?

it's fucking food mate you're not hard to eating it

>>212477996
"what's the difference?"

>>212478025
everything

Deep.

jesus 60+ posts in less than 10 minutes? /brit/ is back from the dead

how do you find out your ancestry

>it's called being a musician you silly fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_LvrpxOwEE

poo screm

I have such a nice round fat arse

>>212478021
how are they so fit?

>>212478040
ask your mum

im having a boner

>>212478040
dna test

This.

got the mia malkova loaded up for a goon sesh later

My todger is a respectable size. 7.8 European centimetres. The same size as most lighters.

>>212478017
It is a reactionary movement against the recent trend towards artificial meat and the commodification of insect food, part of a wider reaction against modernity. Now if you would please excuse me, I have Saracens I need to show my todger to

dont understand why evas need to run along destroying everything
seems like. a waste

>>212478065
brucie

Yhe bingle

My old grandad reckons tapwater tasted better in his day

>>212478040
>he doesn't have a an extensive family tree heirloom
oh my days, fresh off the boat innit

Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked

I got it, Aussie...

out in the streets, they call it murder

>>212478068
that'll tell you where theyre from but i want to know were they rapists and murderers or builders or alcoholics or what

>>212477980
frogs have class and more talent in the arts like better food and good classical music. being warrior means nothing look at the state of everyone today when we’re being invaded
>>212477995
i didn’t say there’s anything wrong with being english it’s just second place to the french to me. if i could choose where im from itd be frog > bong > maybe spanish for siesta time

It's strange seeing a pregnant woman with a flat arse

I don't understand how any man saw that and thought "I need to shag her"

>>212478113
all me

>>212478034
wish i knew, la

>>212478123
join ancestry and make a family tree, trace the records, ask family members etc

More to come.

>>212478123
Ancestry usually has census records which will tell you what your ancestors did but they usually fizzle out by the 1700s. I found that one of my great grandpas went to prison in London in the 1800s from his record.

is there such a thing as a gay incel?
can't imagine it. men will fuck anything.

>>212478113
Love when lads tell me my arse is better than their gf's x

what are you up to today then rorke?

>>212478127
>frogs have class and more talent in the arts like better food and good classical music. being warrior means nothing look at the state of everyone today when we’re being invaded
Yeah we're in a grim state, but I'm not the one resigning my ethnicity because the French have cool art

ushered off the stage and into a car waiting 6m away to be driven away to his hotel at 70mph while his last note is still reverberating throughout the arena

it's all about the fans innit

>>212478161
what did he do lad?

>>212478150
go around asking people
>oi, mister, you me dad?

>>212478172
nothing u

>>212478161
>prison in London in the 1800s
Irish diaspora

Fuck up... :(((
Very whore X

>>212478133
um
>>212478168
UM

>>212478167
Ordained by fate to be ravaged and ruled by the phalli of coolies. My todger stiffens at the thought.

>>212478177
he needed a poo

>>212478177
qrd on this band?

>>212478167
doesn't look welsh desu

>>212478178
Don’t actually know, it was classified as ‘other’. Bit pissed about it.

>>212478168
i wouldnt mind if they just complimented it but most of the time they get a bit touchy. bit juicy if you ask me

>>212478211
where you learn to write like this mate? need this power

>>212478214
released one good record 30 years ago

rorke exposed

Again.

>>212478214
gen x beatles tribute

don't look back in grangle

mad that after so many generations my family has no wealth and mum and dadberg both grew up in social housing must have been some spackers up the family tree

>>212477750 (OP)
I live in Dortmund. We're still finding unexploded bombs on a daily basis. They're getting harder to defuse as time has rusted away parts of the fuse mechanisms. Also it interrupts everyday life as thousands of people have to be evacuated every time, major roads are closed, busses and the underground don't run etc.

Ziedbelg awfully quiet this morning

Polish amateur no fun.

>>212478252
ever been blown up by one?

>>212478177
I'd have done the same tbqh probably just has a normal relationship with his brother for a man in his 50s my dad doesn't really speak to his brothers either they just have separate lives

>>212478214
they made music like bittersweet symphony, but they didn't make bittersweet symphony

>>212478252
they probably don't work any more

>>212478201
Nah he was from Norfolk or around that way. Either that or the Home Counties.

>>212478250
i'll chuck you a couple of grand when i win the euromillies x

>>212478250
my family was pretty well off but then my dad became an abusive alcoholic and it all fell apart. now it's fucked

>>212478252
good

learning how to AI

What’s the plan here if Russia attacks NATO?

I get it, sir.

>>212478270
mental how the verve got popular off a song that they didn't even write

>>212478252
I was in Exeter, Devon once and they were blowing up unexploded WW2 bombs down the road from me

>>212478308
Obviously not going to deploy fat cadets are they

>>212478221
That means he was gay but had enough money to pay the Old Bailey clerks to keep the offense off the books

>>212478270
Nor did the Verve though

>>212478308
being far away

Did Lucy Letby do it?

Need to have an Indian style day labour economy
If you want a job you wake up go to the market and auction yourself until you find a willing employer
Brilliant

>>212478348
impossible to say given the evidence presented at trial
and yet she remains in prison

Sacrfice...

>>212478221
probably a paedo

>>212478308
sit in the comfort of my smelly incel bedroom while russia gets reduced to atoms

>>212478348
'yes'
*winks at camera*

The scrandemic

I was in public school with Oxbridge dreams until my Dad lost his job and decided to take me out to save money so he could retire early. Never really recovered from that. Now I'm pushing thirty just doing meaningless officetoil LOL.

losing weight from this moment onwards

>>212478308
the West collectively declares that they can't start a nuclear war with Russia over some Eastern Euro states and we do a 1945 on them

any fresh and clean incel bedroom man in?

Belgain dance.

do you lads reckon mousenonce is on the sex offenders register?

>>212478405
never that

>>212478397
good luck, la

>>212478405
You have so little going on in your life - and no mates - that you think it's worthwhile bragging about cleaning your rancid bedroom on 4chan.org.

>>212478397
not worth it mate. lost 50 kilos and life is still shit

>>212478395
the failson classic

>>212478397
ktim, we are gonna make it

>>212478424
'no'
*winks at camera*

>>212478407
Here is the bug.

mousenonce vs heathermong in a twerking contest

>>212478335
Why not

>>212478397
1500 cal med diet an no booze starts as soon as i get out of bed

>>212478434
and where does that place you?

>>212478434
also cleaned my incelcar, going to clean my incel self in a minuet

>>212478453
spaino as judge, 190 as ref and adam as cheerleader

>>212478424
He’s mentioned having cp before so probably

Ricky gervais is like a fat overgrown toddler

Goodstuff.

you WILL be a nice guy cucklet or else

>>212478275
They do, and they're getting more and more dangerous with every year they're in the ground. A few years ago one of the bombs blew up in another town while trying to defuse it. The explosives don't deteriorate, not does the acid capsule in the fuse mechanism. What deteriorates is the brass of the fuse mechanism that is supposed to break the acid capsule to detonate the bomb.

>>212478334
I think they did that a lot directly after WW2, they had special remote sites for that. But you can't really do that with a 1t bomb that sits in the mud in some city with a mechanism that has rusted away over the last 80 years and has become unpredictable.


Anyway what we've got these days is a civil defence app on mobile phones that warns us every time a bomb is found and roads get closed. It also warns of severe and dangerous weather conditions or of great fires that produce toxic smoke.

>>212478453
scrom

mn is a good lad

>>212478453
Toby would win he has a beautiful autismass

Bomb me.

>>212478492
what can i say you kind of deserve it, always being the bad guys of history

>>212478395
I know public schools are obviously higher quality, but why couldn't you make it to Oxbridge at a comprehensive school?

>>212478248
Grangled at this

Steal my shit I gun shot your...

On the bog ama

so this is rorke

Rorke and his Mrs

>>212478550
doing a poo?

>>212478563
...yh

I am as mad as him...

>>212478550
doing a poo?

>>212478586
good poo?

>>212478528
We may be disliked in Europe, but you guys are hated all over the entire world because of your colonial past.

Scanning a poo

>>212478611
HOWLING

Gray ethics phyics blood on the bible to enjoy it. To wank over the video on a gore site. Safe.

>>212478611
HOWLING

>>212478600
we're literally being colonised right now so it's time to move on. think we more than made up for it.

>>212478491
Preparing for conscription

>>212478611
HOOTING

Light syrian Jack the ripper great job.

>>212478590
I remember I made a post once about that fella who said only his poo goes up his arse and outer /int/ started calling us poo people and a fella here said "We were already the poo people" and fucker was right, wonder what other countries think

>>212478552
FUCK NIGGE-* NO NOT LIKE THAT !!!*

>>212478600
the bad guys are always the cool ones and the fan favourites

>>212478539
I'm wasn't a star student and was really relying on the boost from my school's reputation. I know lesser students from that school who got places so I think I really missed out by moving.

>>212478655
Yeah?

i got ops in berlin

Listen to music in heaven but not.

was blood in my spunk a few weeks ago
just ignored it and didn't fap
fapped there and there was no blood
another trip to doctorberg successfully avoided

love touching the cat's toes

>>212478552
he cute

>>212478634
This is literally the best performing comprehensive school in the enitre UK (Michaela School if you'd like to google), despite it being filled with blacks who aren't stereotypically academic.

There's been a crisis amongst white working class youth for the last decade, maybe two. Arguably going back to the 30s if Orwell's Wigan Pier is to be believed.

Sirs always outperformed us but now even blacks are too.
I feel like such a fish out of water at my toil being white and working class. Everyone is either Tarquin or Ranjeet.

a fortress of poo

Meme.

love fingering the dog's arse

>>212478707
well yeah the top 1% of browns will be a bit better than the average brit kid but that’s the best they have

>>212478664
>was really relying on the boost from my school's reputation
uni applications are weighted against a schools average grades. if you go to a mong school you can get in with lower grades than someone who went to eton

>>212478707
The people giving it good appraisal couldn't POSSIBLY be biased for ... whatever ... reason. No way. Our school judging institutions are ironclad!

>>212478688
if you wait 2 weeks almost all ailments disappear. as are voltaire says...
>The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease

Throw away.

going to the piss centre anyone want anything

>>212478677
Yeah. Some car keeps parking outside my house and I'm half tempted to buy some old shitty car just to park outside so they can't park there

>>212478634
English people are doing the same thing

>>212478761
do they have poo?

Cool feeling?

yeah?

>>212478747
well no I'm talking about averages
As in % achieving 5 A*-C at A Level

For white working class boys it's literally less than 1 in 3.
Pretty grim.
Indian girls it's above 80%.

>>212478763
Oh you’re one of those retards who think they own the public road outside their house. I love parking outside other houses and knowing the homeowner can do nothing.

>>212478177
Imagine caring about a bunch of old men larping as edgy teenage rockers

First sight...?@#

figure this might touch you

Fucking dumbass normie tarqs think examiners and raters of schools are God's will handed down from the heavens

Well, Rorke?

>>212478323
that sounded like something interesting but the 'tube says the verve DID write it, and they were forced to hand over the credits to some music lawyer in NYC who definitely did NOT write it. did you think the lawyer wrote the song?

>>212478832
Jewish.

>>212478812
because white working class kids parents don’t care and there’s no push for them while browns force their kids to study every night because they know what it’s like being from a shithole

>>212478841
cool it with the antisemitism

shining a laser pen at the red arrows wahey get down twats

>>212478841
https://youtu.be/9YrllfAMwHI?si=HUReAMMKSIpIqAAE&t=96

>>212478819
Nah, I live in a cul de sac so it's to be expected but the car owner doesn't live here that's my issue. Hope you park outside my house one day so I can break into it and poo in it

blacks

>>212478832
do eskimos eat penguins

this absolute freak got a girlfriend out of his league then cheated on her then paralysed her when she found out and broke up with him

I’d love to have a girlfriend

>>212478707
>despite it being filled with blacks who aren't stereotypically academic

I think you'll find it is extremely stereotypical that African mothers and fathers batter their children mercilessly in pursuit of good exam results. Then on the South Asian side, there's another justified stereotype where brown hijabi kids are driven by their parents toward careers in medicine (and if they're too thick for that: pharmacy or optometry) and this drives their school achievements. If you look at the yearly articles with headlines like "child gets 15 A* results" it's always a brown child whose parent pushed them.

Meanwhile whites send their kids off to school with no goal in mind, just leave them to it.

>>212478882
do you care?

>>212478833
wait til tarq gets into the job market ahahahahhaaaaaaaaa

what if rorke got a low taper fade

>>212478838
thats roroke??

>>212478908
why do women love dating abusive men so much

don't feel good
never drinking again x

>>212478881
Weird.

>>212478928
fr

>>212478878
I have cameras all over my car so enjoy going to prison and being posted all over the internet if you so much as look at it the wrong way.

>>212478876
>oldham
up the latics

>>212478908
If you can't read that girl's face immediately as a slag you're not ready

Get then in
Get them housed
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
In that order

>>212478832
lad in the back on the right isn't pulling his weight

size of that cunt

>>212478707
Venturing north of London in the UK was one of the most depressing experiences I've had. Just a ruined population. It's one of the only places in Europe where the "native" whites are just as bad or worse than the imported thirdies.
Not familiar enough with the UK to pinpoint how this happened.
You lot are weird about class too, where being "working class" is this highly venerated badge of honor. Meanwhile being "middle class" is seen as repugnant but includes anyone who makes more than 2k a month up until one pound short of being a billionaire.

science can't explain why despite having a much higher brain to body ratios, midgets aren't all genius
logically they should be a bunch of Einsteins

>>212478876
not the same song is it

>>212478939
I doubt he had a sticker on his head saying “abusive” when they first met

A man who became obsessed with RAF jets flying training missions over his remote island home has been found guilty of endangering aircraft by shining a powerful torch at the planes.

John Arthur Jones, a former council housing director, was so upset by the roar of the jets flying over his land in Anglesey in north Wales that he took to aiming the beam at pilots, Mold crown court was told.

The lights were “dangerously distracting” and sometimes pilots of Hawk jets who were being trained for combat had to abort landings, the jury heard.

While doing vital checks before landing, sudden lights were disorientating and landings were often abandoned, they said.

The jury heard how it took time for pilots’ vision to adjust in the dark and once a cockpit was illuminated it could take 20 minutes or more for them to regain perfect vision.

That could lead to a dangerous situation where a disorientated pilot might not believe his instruments and could lead to a crash, the court heard.

The RAF alerted the police. On one occasion a police helicopter was launched and a night vision camera caught a person on the veranda at Jones’s home with a light. Undercover officers were sent in and caught him shining a light at a jet.

In interview, Jones alleged pilots were deliberately harassing him by flying over his property. He claimed that he would simply go out to inspect his property with a torch and on one occasion he may have instinctively shone his torch up as a jet passed by but it was not deliberate.

Philpotts said Jones was so annoyed that he threatened at one point to fly a weather balloon above his land to obstruct the jets but did not carry out the idea. “It is the prosecution case that he became obsessed with the activity of the aircraft,” Philpotts added.

Jones was a “man on a mission”, the prosecution claimed. He kept detailed notes about flights, temperatures, wind direction and speed.

>>212478939
They’re high test and dominant. Nothing women hate more than a meek little mouse of a man (like the freaks who post here).

>>212478966
he's afraid

>>212478974
his literally has that phenotype

>>212478969
i knew a midge and he was pretty smart tbf

>>212478947
My face has been posted here more times than you've had hot dinners sunshine I'm not scared of being the man who pooed in your car

im a cute boy

literally what the fuck am I doing wrong

In, housed, shagged, pregnant, deported.

>high test and dominant
ktinm

Well Rorke?

gawping at virgin freaks on the internet

I'm now officially the first person to shine a laser pen at the red arrows

>>212478983
are they going to ban him from owning torches

you're twisting my melon man

>>212478973
the entire success of the song is because of the melody and riff, which was stolen. the lyrics were generic and nothing special, and the singing was also mediocre.

>>212479020
i should become an unhinged sociopath...

>>212478928
he would put up wilt chamberlain numbers. they would hang his jersey in the rafters.

Bloody headache.

get me in
get me housed
get me shagged

I once shined a laser pen at an air ambulance and forced it to divert. I call them air pigs.

dua lipa is fucking sexy as shit

>>212479050
the music video was iconic though, did you see the man walk down the pavement shoving people?

>>212479020
I don't think he looks that weird?

>>212478491
Delusional cripple

>>212478969
Fat people literally have less blood available to their brains, contributing to their oafishness.

Probably why whenever you see some university boffin he looks like an anoxeric man with a big bobble head; he needs all that blood up in his head for calculations and such. Fat people could never, because their blood is all required down below, oxygenating their fat bodies.

They call me the anus whisperer and I hear some murmurs itt

>>212478983
Oh yeah you’re super advanced 100m jets but a fucking temu laser pen can take you down? Bullshit that welshman probably saw some secret shit he wasn’t supposed to see and now he’s getting punished

>>212479020
Imagine being uglier than this bloke nigga you is fucked up

>>212479086
her elbows are too sharp

>>212479088
music video was also nothing to do with them. their label made it.

>>212479086
Freed..

>meek little mouse of a man
clocked my tea i fear

>>212478967
are people like the northern english (and chavs) not common in other deprived places in europe? we’re not uniquely stupid are we

Absolutely ridiculous that blind people are allowed to reproduce 4 times.

remember when this place used to be funny, and actually witty and entertaining discussions took place? Not sure if its the zoomers being joyless ghouls but petty cunty passive aggressive replies isnt really that funny

>>212479092
>fat
>shit ginger pubey “beard”
>glasses
>10 head

>>212479134
sybau

Why didn't you tell me you were dating my niece?? Here, take this *produces an expired tenner*
You take her someplace nice. Make sure you tell her it's from Uncle Rorke

>"I started to suspect he was seeing other girls but when I confronted him, he was violent. He pushed me up against a wall one night. Another time he dragged me by my foot from the bottom of the stairs. Whilst I was sitting next to him, I saw him messaging another girl on Snapchat and he split my lip open when I asked about her. I didn't know what to do. I felt very isolated and confused. I couldn't tell anyone about the violence because nobody even knew we were in a relationship.
goddamn her pussy was proper wet

>>212479105
I’m not that’s my whole point keep up

>>212479150
Bulgarain.

got this uncanny ability to read a headline about a crime and know the race of the perpetrator

Girl not on social media

What does it mean?

>Laser attack sees Wiltshire Air Ambulance forced to abort life-saving mission in Bath

A patient entering cardiac arrest was forced to wait for treatment after a helicopter from Wiltshire Air Ambulance could not land because of a laser attack.

The charity’s Bell 429 helicopter was called to a medical emergency shortly before 10pm in Combe Down, Bath, on Sunday 10 April.

The crew had to abort the landing because a green laser beam was shone several times at the aircraft.

The pilot and one of the critical care paramedics on board sustained headaches and felt their eyesight had been damaged.

Chief pilot Matt Wilcock said: "This laser attack has had a real impact, endangering multiple lives.

"We were unable to tend to a patient in peri-arrest. This is a crucial moment where our critical care paramedics are able to intervene before the patient goes into full cardiac arrest.

"The incident also affected our aircrew, meaning we were unable to continue flying for the rest of the shift, with a potential knock-on effect for other patients. The crew will be given full medical checks and support from the charity.

"We are grateful to the South Western Ambulance Service for continuing to support the patient and the local police, who themselves have recently suffered from laser attacks to their own helicopter.

"Nobody should be shining laser pens at aircraft. Not only is it illegal and highly dangerous, you never know who that aircraft is coming to help. Just think if it was en route to help you or one of your loved ones."

The South Western Ambulance Service NHS Foundation Trust sent an operations officer and a double-crewed land ambulance to the original incident and conveyed one patient to Royal United Hospital, Bath.

Avon and Somerset Police said shining a laser at aircrafts "seriously endangers" both people in the helicopter but also those on the ground.

>>212479150
Get your benzos consumed freak

>>212479170
Evidently you are arsehole

>>212479175
Green flag for me

>>212479187
grow up

>>212479177
Can't they invent a glass or visor that stops lasers

>>212479207
grow up

>>212479175
secret accounts, being flown out, freshers week hero etc.

>>212479229
grow up

drank too many alcoholic beverages

sharp stabbing pain in left side of my chest when i breathe in too much

>>212479228
>>212479228
>>212479228

>>212479050
that exact sample was licensed by the verve though, not stolen. they made a new song out of the sample which was more refined than the source and became far more popular.

>>212479175
massive red flag

Too fruity.

>>212479125
It feels uniquely bad in the UK, the amount of ladbrokes addicts, aesthetic degradation, "disabled" people, etc. really takes it to another level.

So it ends Eastern European.

>>212478707
They literally lower the standards to make them look better and gives higher grades for 'diversity'

>>212478967
That's by design, they asset stripped high performing northern towns after the world wars. Birmingham being called the Second City wasn't some accident, it had a higher gdp than London, higher wages and all the banks were setting up their offices there. Parliament ramped up regulation and stripped local regions of their ability to develop themselves independently under the guise of spreading the wealth evenly across the whole country.

>>212479125
its a UK thing