Thread 212482232

This is a bandicoot, native to Australia.

You should visit Australia.

>rat europe
:(
>rat australia
:)

>>212482263
Bandicoots are marsupials, chud.

>>212482232 (OP)
AHHHH take me baaaaaack

>>212482232 (OP)
>just out of frame: venomous butterfly that melts your testicles if you breathe its spores or some shit

>>212482254
i hate seeing male hands, it triggers a self defense mechanism in the ancient parts of my brain.

>>212482232 (OP)
I don't want to visit australia

>>212483038
Who touched you

>>212482232 (OP)
Never knew that the video game character was a real animal. I'm retarded, that's why i'm here.

>>212483232
to be fair Crash barely even looks like a bandicoot, he was always more of an anthropomorphic fox to me.

>>212483277
Yeah i thought it was a fox haha

>>212483232
what did you think bandicoot meant

This is a brush-tail possum, endemic to our rubbish bins.
https://files.catbox.moe/4tga4l.mp4

i’m content with my country’s marsupial

what is it with australia and hundreds of species of marsupials? i swear, every week i hear of some new mammal that only exist in australia

This is a

I don't know what this is actually but they're not in England

>>212483943
marsupials are very versatile and cute, you should get some for yourself in evropa

>>212483643
Nothing. The characters name.

>>212483943
all australian mammals are marsupials

we have skunks

>>212482232 (OP)
but do they CRASH?

>>212483788
these cunts... Immigrants out! enough is enough. Stop the fucking boats

>>212483788
are aussie possums also immune to rabies?

>Australia has Crash the Bandicoot, Knuckles the Echidna and Psyduck (platypus)
How the FUCK can we compete?

>>212484273
britain has Mr. Mime

>>212483943
We started split from Gondwana 90 million years ago (finally split from Antarctica 40 million years ago) and never reunited with another major landmass, so all the stuff that was here when we split has had millions of years of totally independent evolution.

>>212484138
This is how we're colonising you, btw. You WILL join the federation, and our possums will make sure.
>>212484202
Rabies isn't Australian, mate. We don't have that thing here.
https://www.wildlifehealthaustralia.com.au/Portals/0/ResourceCentre/FactSheets/Exotic/EXOTIC_Rabies_in_Wildlife.pdf

>>212484046
wtf? well that explains it
>>212484323
it truly is down under, very weird place. why did anglos choose it?

I will NEVER visit Australia. Why would anyone go there?

>>212484964
Consider the following,

>>212485013
ok he cute