Be prepared edition

> Why do you call it that and not the bible

The end is near

Timmy's megacrush

Quentin needs a new gimmick desu. It's to a point where 90% of people just blank it so he needs to have conversations with himself

>>212483492 (OP)
Me on the right

making shit music in the 'ton

POV you are dating a wannabe black: da croem squeaking Katy them yt womens gettin FUCKED! food with seasonings on

>>212483527
love this nigga

grantham mentioned

>the bible

Okay Quentin let's see what you can do!

Really shit up the thread this time, go all out!!!

>>212483532
it's not even his gimmick
he stole most of it from ziedfreak
heatherpaedo has no creativity

>>212483545
squeaking

hemochromatosis disease sufferers

>>212483562
*rapes you*

lahore type drip

>>212483430
yeah dey arrived for their clartenings yeah?

yhe binble

haven't showered in a week but went to the local tesco regardless, an old couple were walking towards me and smiling sweetly into each eyes but then they saw me and immediately grimaced

>>212483509
call it what?

>>212483576
iron brain lol

>>212483559
they're the same person obviously he just steals gimmicks from other people and samefags about them 24/7 for a crumb of attention

>>212483576
>hemochromatosis
l have this and yes l'm lrish diaspora

who is /brit/'s opp?

finally stopped raining

>>212483528

>>212483556
I'm one-hand posting using only my thumb

>>212483586
Why do you call it that and not the bible

>>212483613
r/unitedkingdom

>>212483580
45k for that piece of shit omds

is speed still a thing in the UK, is it hard to come by?

Really think we fucked up as a country in not having a more solid written constitution or bill of rights

>>212483622
Don't know what that means but cool!!

Very creative! :D

>>212483580
Vile arent they

>>212483634
need to get PIP to afford that

What if I financed a car in America and then had it shipped to England and stopped paying for it
Who would enforce the repossession?

If I was in an unhappy marriage I would become q scuba instructor and get my wife to scuba dive with me and unplug her oxygen and make it look like she accidentally disconnected it freak accident type shi

>>212483638
buy ephedrine online

>>212483638
never seen it really
i used to take it with md, makes you go proper mental

>>212483584
sup crodeep
the m3 angels, they're anticipating, are they not?

>>212483592
>haven't showered in a week but went to the local tesco regardless
i used to do this when i was a young lad
can't imagine leaving the house without having had a shower in the last 12 hours now, even just to go corner shop

put my new chair up

>>212483634
>practical

>>212483665
did that once and started cutting my own hair

>>212483638
the thing about speed is that you buy 5grams then wash it with acetone and you're left with about 10mg of it

>>212483663
Good thing you've got a happy marriage, right?

>>212483663
I remember that case!

>>212483592
was once in a home bargains when a homeless woman walked in reeking so strongly of stale piss that about half the clientele evacuated the shop

>>212483664
Link?

>>212483640
I wonder what we'd put in it, hopefully the first act will be something anti-nonce

hymen scale and polish by dovtorwinston

wtf it's sunday already i thought it was saturday noooo

Help me I am going to die

CANOES THAT IN PANAMA

>>212483658
court order (or warrant or whatever) in usa, followed by extradition

>>212483703
gayporn.com

>>212483667
mmhmm hymendem doin summat quivering for dem bulbous pg tips at the gherkin

>>212483692
this is NOT me since I am a NEET

nooo la polizia nooo

we cummin and drummin

>>212483726
what do you think about your katy meme making into the mainstream media?

farting like fuck man

>>212483700
cor, love a lass who stinks of piss

>>212483527
mental how we all used to make fun of him but now people act like they like him. Its like when your high school bully tries to act nice when you bump into them as an adult. I dont forget the mean words people used to say to you frankie

if a wizard cursed your penis so you could only cum to BLACKED RAW how long would you hold out before wanking to it?

OK maybe I will go out and wait for 9PM to come back and see how I feel!
the books are "pharmacology reviews" btw. by ASET or something
here is picture of BREEDABLE titco! uooooooh

>>212483745
alri lactose intolerant lad, or beans lad, or just-hasn't-pooed-in-a-while lad

>>212483761
no titcows

parb (phat assed rorke boy)

>>212483744
good
very good

>>212483748
I was retching honestly. Made a beeline for superdrug to get some spray.

>>212483767
NOT allowed

>>212483784
slavic face

Kebabs on the griddle pan or the bbq. What do the cooking experts of brit recommend

>>212483767
GIWTWDTTM
but like I said it is not me and is just them going around doing random stuff. so stop it
also the original reggie is best!

>>212483755
i’ve always loved him for his true autistic self

>>212483781
It's spreading

i was banging this obese woman who was utterly disgusting but what i loved doing was having her on top of me and she'd crush me while i sucked on her fat tits
she didn't like it always complained about not liking being on top but it's the only reason i banged her

>>212483807
reggies arent allowed

>>212483815
straight bruh

>>212483815
was just saying this down t' pub

>>212483804
5 seasonings

>>212483815
i've been in this exact situation

Bequeth your Reginalds good sir

>snap a katy hymen like crisco

all zoomers will be singing this song

might proscribe a poobert

>>212483745
been eating quite a lot of sauerkraut and kimchi and yoghurt lately to beef up the old gut microbiome
getting much less bellyaches and bloating, but have been farting like mad

>he thinks he's famous

>>212483815
not sure what's worse, being an incel freak or fucking fatties

>>212483815
the way you described that was so tuff

>>212483849
sorry I meant prescribe not proscribe, two completely different verbs there I'm sorry

>>212483784
got a bonner! and tried to hide it but my balls started getting bigger. fuller of cUM

Black arse

>>212483847
The Reginalds are proscribed

>>212483815
utterly grim

nothing to see here keep scrolling

>bonner

>>212483815
cor that is instant willy explosion for me, or would be were I not a virge

>>212483655
>£765.35 per month
It could be unironically done on PIP

>>212483852
Love sauerkraut me

alright /bert/ how it foing?

doing a bit of drinking alone and running the model trains

>>212483721
It’s not a criminal offense to not pay your car payment, they just have the legal right to repo it which would be difficult if it were across the ocean

>>212483882
Are you Irish-American?

>>212483896
nigger

>>212483815
I can smell this post

toby's swollen cum balls

>>212483815
when i first moved out of my parents i lived with a couple of lads and we were all neet povvos
one of us was a proper ladies man, pulled every time we went clubbing
he started going out with this massive fat lass
one day he told us he wanted to dump her but she would eat about 5 pizzas on an evening and he'd get to stuff his face as well lol

gliding in real smoove like

>>212483902
her nipples are showing. does she know about this?

>>212483938
yeah when she opened her legs thing pooey sweaty smell filled the room which is why i had to drink 5 cans of homeless person-tier 9% cider before seeing her

>>212483961
would be a fittie if she lost like 50 kgs

>>212483960
No, could you please go inform her

bought some mccoy's crisps but for fuck's sake I bought a really weird pack with really weird flavours instead of the standard range FOR FUCK'S SAKE
the thai sweet curry flavour is quite peng thoughbeit

>>212483638
I dunno, would be suprised. The only bloke ive done with was young in the early 80's so pre easy access to cocaine, so its culture thing for people of a certain age because its shitter than coke and harder to get. Same age bracket of those that still smoke hash and thai weed.

>>212483882
chocolate goddess… come to me….. beautiful dark choclate goddess

>>212483961
looks like ruby's sister

>>212483928
you'd mebbe get away with it then
if the cost of recovering the debt is more than the actual debt then i don't see why they'd bother

just straight up raping rorke

Excuse me Ms. AAFFHl.jpg,

I believe your nipples are showing. Please fix this post-haste.

Eternally yours,

/brit/poster

Erimentha Parker and the Ravenous Sister

*sells your debt to another firm in britain* nothing personal

>>212483809
he caused a little trouble when he was claiming natural disasters were coming when they weren't lol but yeah his hot dog eating vids were classics

yesterday evening's effortpost got 0 (you)s but at least they'll train some AI on it or something
actually that they train AI on scrapped data from /brit/ would explain a lot

deeply unserious country

>>212484019
blud deserved it AHAAAAAAAA those creps man

Now, some might say, "Seamus, you've lost your mind!" But I'm drawn to the black, the one-of-a-kind. The ones with the laughter, that rings through the air, a simple heart, beyond compare. They ain't complicated, no time for the fuss, just good times and craic, and a whole lotta us. The white women, they're quiet, they're always so shy, but the sistas, they're bold, reachin' for the sky.
Now, science, you see, has a part in this game, it's the iron in me, that's to blame. Hemochromatosis, it's in the Irish blood, makes us crave the vibrant, misunderstood. It's the iron overload, that messes the brain, makes us seek the opposite, again and again. The melanin's dark, a beautiful hue, and the wig-tappin' rhythm, sees me through.

>>212484026
it's pronounce eefuh

>>212484019
the tolerant left everyone

>>212484019
Ahahahah omdsss rorke you’ve been done

>>212484045
imagine just getting every /brit/ thread in the archive and feeding into a LLM training set

what would it be capable of?

rorke still trying to rebuild his house of cards after the bob vylan incident

Celebrate the diverse

>>212484045
we'd be an asylum planet by that point if all AI were trained on /brit/posting monkey-brained ne'erdowells

>>212484030
for me its him being autistically obsessed with the sydney nova scotia popeyes chicken construction

>>212484070
that's what heatherpedo has been doing

>>212484048
Truly the Scotland of North America.

>>212484070
be careful what you wish for

>>212484048
All the indians

Timmy's wife

>>212484103
certainly a unique life situation if real

>>212484029

>Modern financial accounting & debt management is passing a piece of paper, from one debt management company to another, until 110 years have passed to have that debt written off.


Mental how this all started with counting wheat & millet seeds to symbolically equate the silver between you, the other person, and the tutelary deity acting as witness.

clear-cut racism outside of /b/ that

>>212484142
>voice like a catfight
KEK so true

>>212484104
signing off his facebook popeyes update was a huge power move

>>212484142
LOL

rorke shocked bangladesh rocks!

>>212484142
Reform council election candidate moves to China - 5,000 miles from Higham Ferrers
Cllr Kirk Harrison said: "Alan has just had a change of circumstances. He has got a Chinese wife and something has happened and he has got to go over there to China."
https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/reform-council-election-candidate-moves-to-china-5000-miles-from-higham-ferrers-5153870

>>212484070
if it was old gimmick centered /brit/ it would be an unironic masterpiece

>>212484142
prefer japs

>see racist post
>check url
>it's not /b/
well well well, what do we have here

got called private in the army barracks earlier lads

>>212484194
>>212484158
Oh my days Timmy

>>212484186
no it wouldn't
like everything else ai shits out it will be the darkest coal from the deepest reaches of hell

>>212484180
Literally have no problem with Bangladesh flourishing as long ss theyre not over here

>>212484217
like private parts?

wondering what life would be like in my smelly bedroom 600 years ago

>>212484184
nah

>>212484142
yodeling

A kiss that let the world know

>>212484217

It's your turn in the barrel, innit.

>>212484225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuY7dHfWrM

get the asian women posted

queltdown

>see someone imply a report
>check URL
>it's 4channel dot com
well well wll

>>212484184
Why do they talk like mongs

>>212484103
Fuckin pussy. These are the types of cowards we have let into our country. Would rather the pirates

bet the skinny yardie goons are preparing themselves?

thoughts on Mel B marrying a scottish man wearing a dress?

>>212484271
>implying a report
not against the rules is it

why the fcuk is there literally always interracial fetish spam here nowadays i swear it never used to be this bad

Never ask:
- A woman her age
- Kevin Nash what happened in the sweltering summer of 92
- Quentin Scobie the race of his late father's adopted daughter

>>212484290
don't care because i don't follow celebrity gossip you see

>>212484230
AI reacts to your input
generally speaking, good input = good output

There are literally no good new games to play lads...

>>212484291
Just is

I wish I were a little bit taller

>>212484290
state of that forehead

>>212484293
its the same two posters all the time zeidbelg and heathermong

nearly beer o clock

Blacked fetishists are covert queers

haven't shown my face here in weeks since I got obliterated by a witty remark from a fellow /brit/poster

>>212484290
Eddie Murphy used to shag her

>>212484320
i wish i were a baller

Did yo know that Anthony Joshua is Irish diaspora?
His father (pictured) is half Irish
The Irish diaspora is leading the effort in turning England into a majority mixed-race country

>>212484293
He is a mentally and physically disabled American on a VPN
He has autism, OCD, and porn addiction, is an incel, cut off contact to his family years ago because of Stefan Molymeme, and is now forever alone
Years ago he began spamming Dr Who threads about trannies and gays, then migrated here to spam about earwax and some random YouTubers no one cares about
Then Ziedbelg migrated here a couple years ago and started spamming AI slop about blacks because he's also mentally and physically disabled with severe childhood trauma
This mindbroke Heathermong (most common nickname) into doing the same
His motive is supposedly just to troll the general but he does it literally every single day for 16 hours a day even when he gets no replies and it's 3am in Britain or even that late on the eastern seaboard
Read this thread https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210945710/#210945710 for his "explanation"
This thread is his ENTIRE LIFE, he had a huge meltdown starting April 1 when the prank was to shut down different boards and we were forced onto /bant/ which has IDs
That meant we could instantly filter him instead of having to devise Rube Goldberg contraptions to filter the immense amount of spam he spends hours every day preparing to avoid filters
When we migrated to the sharty during the shutdown it really was the tipping point and now he's been going nonstop with his botnets to spam 10x as much as before

This would all be over if we just went to /bant/ and filtered him but at this point the two of them have shit up the thread for so long that no one posts here anymore and those that do post here are "in on it" so to speak (tranny janny discord pedos who are the cancer killing the site)

>>212484313
nary a photon

>>212484328
oh give it a rest rorke. you have to be up early tomorrow for work

KWABtin Scobie

>>212484316
Just playing visual novels and Roblox with friends waiting for gta6 me

>>212484346
nary a pixel of this literal tome

>>212484350
i can have two beers and one bottle of wine and be fine for toil tomorrow

>>212484291
i've gotten banned for it before lol

4chan is being banned soon and we still don't have a backup site.

>Sharty
No.

>>212484346
made up nonsensical lore

>>212484316
been on that rimworld, me
loads of mods and that
i like to play in dev mode and just cheat like fuck so all my little guys are happy and safe
i can spend 12 hours at a time doing that

>>212484346
truke

got downvoted on reddit for asking a simple question

n-word dumped the bible in this thread LOL skulllllllllllllllll

>>212484367
You asked

>>212484393
did not

having ids and being able to filter them would solve /brit/ desu

the quality of /brit/ will improve when uk flags need a pass to post

>>212484386
they hate questions

>>212484410
we tried that before and it was shite, if you want that experience you can use britfeel

>>212484412
Actually it's the opposite

>>212484386
Yikes. It wasn't a question though, honey. It was framed as a question but it you were clearly being a bigot.

>>212484416
NEED those back pain enhancers in my mouth
stat

>>212484293
you can get rid of most of it by filtering the belgium flag with 4chan x
i keep promoting the idea of a mass migration to /bant/ so we can all filter the rest of the freaks, and sometimes we get a decent thread there but mostly people just abandon it and come back here to wallow in trash
i only come here once in a blue moon nowadays and every time it's got a little bit worse

>>212484346
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210945710/#210945710
there is so many scat webms in that thread. why the FUCK do I come to this shithole

lesbians queefing into each oyhers mouths

>>212484293

By 2040, 2050, the world will consist of:

1 in 4 people, African.
1 in 4 people, Asian.
1 in 4 people, Arabic.
1 in 4 people, brown.

Look who's missing.
To paraphrase an American military, economic & business geostrategist, prepare for a world that is majority not “huwhite”, not christian, and not Caucasian/European.

>>212484430
why didn’t it work? if you could block heathermongs shite easily surely the quality would improve

>>212484434
mental how the qt on the left went on to fuck the most disgusting caveman looking nigger alive

really wide oval brutalising -2

>>212484434
french roses the most beautiful in yurop fr fr

>>212484468
it just isnt the same you have to see it for yourself but theres a reason why the /bant/ threads didnt take off

>>212484386
i asked them what exactly has trump done that's so bad, and i got loads of downvotes but not one of them could answer the question
could feel the rage with every downvote haha

rorke's shaggable autism arse

>>212484458
Like the other Australian said it didn't used to be this bad but there is one autistic incel here who is absolutely obsessed with ruining the fun because he's incapable of having any

>>212484490
the politics boards are just bots i think, my post was in a games reddit so i think they're just being uppity queers

>>212484454
>i only come here once in a blue moon nowadays and every time it's got a little bit worse
ktimmed hard at this
cba with all the filtering shit tho epecially because it doesn’t work with mobileposting

>>212484503
yeah I get the point. Im happy to just ignore him. Dont worry about it so much

>>212484468
You're talking to heathermong
Notice he is a retard and suggests going to a board with no IDs
Also, only the /int/ jannies let him spam the thread, he gets banned quickly on /bant/

2bh the only good board on this website is /pol/ maybe /sp/ when the world cup is on

I'm looking into getting a coffee machine for home (instead of having instant coffee).

What's a good machine to get? Do people tend to get pod ones or ones where you use ground beans?

>>212484386
i got perma banned for an upvote

>>212484467
africans and arabs are brown so that equation doesn't account for everyone
in fact, it implies 3 in 4 people will not be brown
if only 1 in 4 are asian that means 50% of people will be white
checkmate

>>212484503
>other Australian
shouldve gone to specsavers

>>212484475
Yeah it's obscene really, absolute shame. Guess she's just a chav.

Lea Seydoux is absolutely gorgeous though, literal 14 words tier motivation.

>>212484534
It's funny to bully him seeing as the dollhouse will be closed in a couple weeks
>>212484571
I can't see your ID

Can’t imagine the kind of cretin that thinks pol is the only good board on this site

>>212484569

Doesn't work that way, innit now.

might move to Japan

>>212484551
another retard falling for james hoffman content

>>212484547
how is /pol/ good. they take something funny like racism and just run it into the ground until it becomes something cringe and evil

>>212484467
>To paraphrase an American military, economic & business geostrategist, prepare for a world that is majority not “huwhite”, not christian, and not Caucasian/European.

But that's always been the case. Even in 1900 the world was only 30% White.

The world needs to be 100% White.

have a booger but it's too big to flick on the floor so i'm gonna have to walk to the window and throw it out

i dont post on /pol/ much but i've made a few vile posts there and didn't get banned i've also posted random shit and got sitewide bans for a whole month

I said Lea Seydoux was ugly a week ago and now he's simping for her every day here

Mental how badly I mindraped him lmfao

>>212484637
mate your mouth is right there

>>212484547
even if you are a gigaracist i dont see the appeal with /pol/ at all its full of tryhard yank boomers, like actual 40/50 year old boomers its fucking unbearable

>>212484648
got banned for quote on quote "pedo garbage" me

>>212484613
Literally who?
I'm not a coffee buff.

>>212484490
>could feel the rage with every downvote haha
so you admit you were asking the question in bad faith?

Refuse to believe NO dinosaurs survived the meteor.
>b-but birds
Doesn't count.
I mean full on 10 foot tall raptors and shit.
Ain't no way they ALL died EVERYWHERE in the world just cause a rock hit somewhere in Mexico but, simultaneously, all these mammals and fish and shit managed to survive.
Something definitely fishy going on with the supposed history of dinosaurs.

>>212484602
>>212484618
>>212484657
The joke


Your head

Remember that rhetoric that all the popular kids in school would become dropkick closers in life and us misfits would be the ones with authority later in life

>>212484637
>not eating it
ngmi

>>212484671
shut the fuck up

some asshole just threw a booger out the window wtf

pol was fun in like 2016 but its fragmented now and full of retards who can't have a laugh also I stopped giving a shit about anything political and would rather discuss poo and wank

Only good threads on /pol/ are the NatSoc ones where old fags crush brown ZOG tards

Thinking about getting a renault 5

im an obese little american goblin crawling around inside your fridge eating all your food

>>212484673
not at all
can you answer the question, or are you just going to scream "LIAR" and run away like they do on reddit?

>>212484678
ah yeah i forgot /sp/ gets filled with pedo shit during the World Cup, doesn’t it?

>>212484677
nobody says they all went extinct. Ever heard of a crocodile

can't drink tonight cos I have to be clean and sober tomorrow and I hate it ARRGGGGGHHHHHH

can't stand dark mode anymore
so much easier to read text on light

212484717
howling this is me

>>212484677
some probably did survive but the subsequent events killed them off eventually anyway

Esoteric FamilyGuyism

Haven't eaten in over 24 hours feel enlightened

>>212484738
why didn't you give him a (You)
cunt

the rich kid becomes a junkie,
the poor kid an advertiser,
what a tragic waste of potential,
being a junkie's not so good either

>The UK Prime Minister (Idris Elba) and US President (John Cena) have a public rivalry that risks their countries’ alliance. But when they become targets of a powerful enemy, they’re forced to rely on each other as they go on a wild, multinational run. Allied with Noel, a brilliant MI6 agent (Priyanka Chopra Jonas), they must find a way to thwart a conspiracy that threatens the free world.

yeah im thinking kino

>>212484717
that reminds me i've got an apple turnover and some spray cream in the old fridgeridoo
want to get on the cans first though because eating sweet food makes carlsberg taste weird

stinky vpn melty

>>212484766
I can see the indian

>>212484778
we’re a persecuted people in these parts

>>212484785
priyanka chopra is fit

fucking hate how many beer brands here have cheaped out and started doing bullshit local brewing instead of importing the proper stuff
asahi and guinness to name but two, both are barely drinkable now since they decided to move production to austrlaia. cant stand it. asahi is now indistinguishaible from fucking VB. whats the world coming to lads?

>>212484774
you do feel good doing a good fast like that, and it’s not that hard to do once a week

>>212484785
this Priyanka girl in everything nowadays

>>212484795
it's the trannyspammer/rubyfreak

got a picture of the joker as my phone background

>>212484488
they be hairy tho

>>212484778
you’re seemingly unfamiliar with with the lost art of Yank (You) Denial

in school I was a poor kid who never had lunch or shoes or a pen and now, now.... n-now.....

>>212484785
>Idris Elba
My girlfriend loves him

currently in texas floating down the river in my car posting on /brit/

>>212484809
We used to get the Japanese Asahi until recently
Now we get the batches brewed in Italy

>>212484830
screaming

>>212484778
yank fellator

white pussy viciously piledrived

Pakis idolised this man

>>212484843
Is your girlfriend of Irish heritage by any chance?

>>212484806
in 2010 maybe

>>212484847
just not right is it

>>212484826
yes i know it's heathermong

my phone background is a painting of dante and virgil from the divine comedy
i'm something of an intellechshual you see

>>212484872
No she's pure Anglo-Saxon

>>212484841
Same bro I had to wear my brothers size 13 formal shoes in year 7

>>212484869
what was up with that one scene in normal people where Marianne took (black) Swedish cock in an art studio
really ruined the immersion

>>212484890
>>212484890
>>212484890
New

>>212484869
is that an assertion or a request?

>>212484912
>>212484912
>>212484912

Airdrop 100,000 american men in a meek nordic country as an experiment

>>212484316
time to move on to a different hobby

>>212484870
He was a very good boxer but not world class. His olympic silver in Athens is the sole reason british boxing got its funding back which resulted in several gold medals in later games.

It did cheer loudlt when he got banged out by bredis prescott tho

>>212484923
without food or shelter in the cold climate? the largest loss of american life since 9/11

>>212484721
- denying the results of the 2020 election, involvement in the fake electors plot and inciting the january 6 capitol riots
- funnelling public funding for the secret service into his personal wealth by playing golf at his own resorts
- his north korea style birthday parade
- shilling crypto scams, tesla etc.

of course a lot of the other things people blame on "trump" are schemes cooked up by people in his circle, that he's simply enabling because he's demented and he doesn't care about anything beyond taking revenge and making money
(he's still ultimately responsible though, even if you spin it as pure neglect)