I hate this loud cunt fuck off home
that other anon is right, Priyanka Chopra is exquisitely fit
Airdrop 1,000,000 american men in a meek nordic country as an experiment
>>212484920the red arrows are stationed near me so I hear them ear raping the sky about once a week
looks cool though
>>212484920>Eurofightersoyboy bullshit flying dorito
>>212484942go on and post pictures of her every day for months on end to no replies then
Not a fan of paprika chopra
I love this little moment when everyone is too shy to post in the new general and wait for a few more replies before getting amongst it
>>212484951stationed in australia are they yeah
>Is THIS Britain's most depressed suburb? How deprived community has highest amount of people claiming for mental health as locals say 'its a dump'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14874643/Is-Britains-depressed-suburb-deprived-community-highest-people-claiming-mental-health-locals-say-dump.html
Irish diaspora celebrations are a symptom of hemochromatosis
>>212484870He was a very good boxer but not world class. His olympic silver in Athens is the sole reason british boxing got its funding back which resulted in several gold medals in later games.
It did cheer loudly when he got banged out by bredis prescott tho
>>212484986oh shush you...x
>>212485019very comprehensable image this
>>212484999heard his only weakness was his glass jaw
>>212485032heyy billie u there? x
armored magpies doing urine chemistry while playing runescape
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>>212484996no thoughts just iron
given the pope is a yankazoid are we certain his cock has been circumcised?
mad to think the most holy knobber sitting in the papal robes has no foreskin if so
>>212485019print this off and plaster it aroujnd central london
>>212485019future rorke explaining this image to the nato death squads and being executed on the spot
it's the
eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight
>>212485019he'll never recover
tears hitting me iphone screen as I type this. I've had a enough
>>212485094so this is rorke
Now, some Anglos might say, "Seamus, you've lost your mind!" But I'm drawn to the black, the one-of-a-kind. The ones with the laughter, that rings through the air, a simple heart, beyond compare. They ain't complicated, no time for the fuss, just good times and craic, and a whole lotta us. The white women, they're quiet, they're always so shy, but the sistas, they're bold, reachin' for the sky.
Now, science, you see, has a part in this game, it's the iron in me, that's to blame. Hemochromatosis, it's in the Irish blood, makes us crave the vibrant, misunderstood. It's the iron overload, that messes the brain, makes us seek the opposite, again and again. The melanin's dark, a beautiful hue, and the wig-tappin' rhythm, sees me through.
>>212485063tbf jesus was circumsised
I think some cathedral has his foreskin actually
what did she mean by this?
>>212485048Yes. But when you look at the punches he took that knocked him out i sometimes dont think its a fair assessment. Maybe he just has shit head movement
https://youtu.be/cUW7gWi4vZ0?feature=shared&t=48
>>212485094reckon chinks eat these?
business idea: weed telegram stickers but it links to /brit/ and we put them in popular gay cruising spots
>>212485099>iโve had a enough
need her to crush my bollocks
>>212485112Very tragic seeing a yank try to use a /brit/ gimmick they get it wrong every time
>>212485136Just ask your wife, Timmy
>>212485102This means i must now support the IDF's indiscriminate genocide of women and children
>>212485137there's one near my place but i don't have a bwc
>>212485128means she wants to stick her tongue up are charlis curryhole i reckon
>sorry we rejected you for this position
>But we have you on file!!!!
>Apply for more positions!!!!
>>212485102Jews looking at this must feel how God did looking at His favourite angel going evil
>>212485071why move there if it's a shithole you daft bloody geordie
or did it become a shithole after you moved there? in which case it sounds like you made it that way
>>212485170how small is it? would you feel emasculated if someone tied a cute pink ribbon around it?
*fucking batters the lot of you*
right anyone slagging off yanks has got to get past me
>>212485099>I've had a enoughIts a me, Mario.
sliding my cock into a piping hot cheese toastie and screeching like an owl as my bellend boils off
>colleague had to read something out aloud from a sheet
>he couldn't pronounce words with more than a couple syllables properly
>towards the end he just kind of mumbled through them hoping no one would notice his mispronunciation
Amazing when you find out someone you work with is genuinely retarded
>>212485132why are all the comments about this being satisfying? was he a prick or something ?
need a filipina gf with a busted face
>>212485211it's like 6 inches but i know homos are all size queens
>>212485191Good filmium this
>>212485203I just wanna go back to school and I need fucking money!!!!!! But I live in America we have as many job openings as you bitches
Man's on PIP, yeah, the game's changed, No more clockin' in, life rearranged. Got that paper flowin', steady and true, More time for the mandem, and the crew. Used to be skint, now the pockets are fat, Designer threads, where it's at. No need to be stressed, no need to be vexed, This PIP life's complex, but I'm blessed.
PIP, PIP, yeah, that's the ting, Livin' large, hear the cash register sing. No boss man breathin' down my neck, Just chillin' with the gyaldem, respect. Forget the work, the struggle, the strife, This PIP life is the good life.
Used to be stuck, in a dead-end job, Now I'm out here, lookin' like a mob. Cruisin' in the whip, tinted windows down, Catchin' the gyaldem all over town. They see the lifestyle, the drip, the flair, Know I ain't got a care. They're all on me, like bees to the honey, This PIP money's lookin' lovely.
off to the bollock museum to look at some old bollocks anybody want anything
rorke (who never goes outside anyway) sitting alone seething in his smeggy childhood bedroom about this
free palestine they say, with no plan or even principle on how to free palestine
>>212485233would lick it like a lollypop
>>212485264What about mine
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>>212485229Timmy's only hope LOL
>>212485259well we cant exactly say kill the jews now can we
>>212485233>โlikeโ 6 inchescode for โis actually 5.3 inches but i may as well round up a bit, whoโs going to question it?โ
>>212485259Their brains are full of iron. It's a wonder they can even string a sentence together.
>>212485228Yeah a lot of people didnt like him for some reason...
It makes no sense why all these companies are willing to interview people but won't hire a single person. I literally have 4 interviews with the same company I been to 3 of them already
They aren't gonna hire me
reckon if hitler were alive today he'd be at a free palestine protest but then he'd probably get into an argument with some leftypols and a huge scuffle will break out
mine is actually exactly 6 inches if you are more interested in that
>>212485290vietnamese people sound like elastic bands
They say it's for the disabled, the ones in need, But I'm a player, plantin' the seed. Got the forms filled out, the doctors' notes, Playin' the system, gettin' my votes. Got the assessors fooled, with the sob story, Now I'm ballin', in all my glory. Got the travel allowance, the extra dough, To fund the lifestyle, the places I go. From the ends to the clubs, the parties, the scene, Livin' the dream, livin' it keen. Got the designer clothes, the finest of wine, All thanks to PIP, and this life of mine.
>increase sertraline to 200mg
>feel worse than on 150mg
a gf would fix this
>>212485353dumb and dumber figuring out how to reproduce lel
>>212485359fell for it award
>>212485359Reckon not doping yourself up with pharmaceuticals would feel even better
Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no game, it's true Got that PIP flow, yeah, the government's my crew Walkin' with a limp? Nah, that's just the drip, you see Cash in my pocket, livin' lavish, that's the key They say I'm disabled, yeah, that's what they wanna see While I'm out here ballin', livin' life, wild and free Got the council flat, yeah, the rent is paid, no stress Got the finest ting, yeah, she's lookin' her best Got the designer gear, yeah, from head to toe While you're workin' hard, watchin' my money grow.
They say I'm a scrounger, a burden on the state But I'm just playin' the game, sealin' my own fate Got the medical reports, yeah, the doctors signed the line Got the proof I need, yeah, the money's all mine Got the mobility car, yeah, cruisin' in style While you're stuck on the bus, lookin' at me, with a smile Got the extra cash, yeah, for the finer things Champagne and caviar, yeah, that's what the money brings They can hate all they want, but I'm livin' the dream While they're stuck in the mud, I'm livin' supreme.
Got the lawyers on speed dial, knowin' the law If they try to stop me, I'll give 'em a raw Got the benefits advisors, tellin' me the score How to milk the system, and always want more Got the latest gadgets, the best technology Livin' large, yeah, that's the life for me So step aside, peasants, and watch me reign PIP is my kingdom, and I'm the king, it's plain This ain't about need, it's about takin' what's due So bow down, and respect, the PIP crew.
my balls been itching a whole lot lately
>>212485358>>212485247ive got ops in mcdonalds
>>212485358really dogshit ai slop you got there
>>212485359>sertralinemade me piss too much so I had to change it, hope your bladder is doing alright mate
also yeah a gf is better than antidepressants but TROUBLE IS FINDING ONE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>212485391tried that and it was even more shite
>>212485327>Ireland poor fertility rate and high immigration rate means you should support the indiscriminate genocide of tens of thousands of Palestinian women and children by the IDF
chatGPT song patter is it yeah
I could go for a BBQ bacon burger, a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple PIE
Mrs is doing pan fried pork tenderloin for tea with fondant potatoes and allioli :3
wondering what kind of world we'll live in in 10 years when everything is ai-generated and britain is pakistani
>>212485415most of irelands immigration problems can be traced to a single jew changing the immigration laws lol
>>212485415ireland should ask itself why it's so unhelpful to palestine and then try to fix that. maybe an air force would help.
Way too many ugly schizo images going around
>>212485224have you tried looking in the mirror? maybe you'll find another retard
>>212485454george orwell 1984 but far browner and smellier
>>212485454*goes to bed for 10 years to find out*
>>212484830Same but Jason Liv's BBC
>>212485452*shows up at your dinner table*
>>212485459what a surprise
>>212485468they are neutral
>>212485478Chapelle B4BBC Roan
My last job they fired half the crews because hr and accounting wanted more money now I understand why communism is a thing
>>212485500Make yourself at home lad Iโm having a cider if you fancy one x
workers of the world poonite
>>212485545Honestly I think issue is middle managers
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>Get the goyim toddlers medicated
>>212485478Why are women so fat nowadays
>>212485566i think the issue is you being an american and deciding to post here instead of your own general
adhd is just a way for boomers who let their kids use screens to much when young alleviate their guilt by pretending itโs an innate condition
Just put some more salt on this ulcer. I wet a cotton bud, pour salt over it and dab it directly onto the ulcer. It's extremely painful but it's an oddly satisfying pain
>>212485452Spaino!
Spaino! Spaino! SPAINO!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? Howโs the missus?? Hope you and your sexy wife are enjoying the warm breezes of Espaรฑa (thatโs Spain for you monolingual toads out there). Holidays can be busy, so donโt forget to take care of your island on Animal Crossingโข: New Horizons! Also make sure to sneak in a few Rocket League games to stay sharp, wouldnโt want your beautiful wife to start mugging you off. Haha just kidding, man. You know best! Youโre always so calm, cool, and collected, you donโt need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since youโre here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldnโt be so impatient, youโve only got about thirty minutes a day to come catch up with the lads, but itโs the highlight of my day so I canโt hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, Spainers. Cheers mate x
>>212485519Whatโs so funny? :S
>>212485593if this is fat you lads have horrible standards
twerking my anorexic white ass to the thomas the tank engine theme song
>>212485603the hymens are in serious peril there
>>212485622Alri DTFIC la x
>>212485171canadian redditor answering the question 15 minutes after everyone's migrated thinking i won't see his reply and refute it
2020 election was blatantly rigged
trump didn't incite a riot, he called for a peaceful protest and when it got out of control he called for them to leave (as opposed to democrats encouraging blm after people had been killed by those riots)
sending alternative electors is a common contingency strategy used by both parties for decades (hillary did it in 2016 for example)
trump doesn't need to skim a few grand in secret service funding, he's a billionaire, so that's ridiculous
he literally donated his presidential salary away, which amounted to far more cash than he "stole" by charging rent at his resort
he's allowed a birthday parade, and "north korea style" basically just describes a parade you don't like, whereas democrat actual policies are more in line with north korea than trump's policies
not saying trump did nothing wrong, but these complaints against him, and the hysterical reaction of anti-trump cultists, is childish and borderline psychopathic
>>212485659Does your wife make a pan sauce with the pork?
Love a cheeky bit of white wine and whatever herbs I've got on hand, sometimes even a bit of chopped fruit
I just made a number guessing game in python with no help not even 1 google search and it works
>>212485677And what does this have to do with British Culture?
Really canโt wait to own my own house lads, sick of renting :/
Just a nice little detached one somewhere quiet, little garden with space for a cuckshed at the bottom, good walks for dogs nearby, spare room for family and friends, en suite, thatโll do me
>>212485709nice job you are progressing quickly
>>212485709good man yourself
>>212485704She just reduces it a bit and drizzles it over the meat I think x
>>212485736That'll be ยฃ1.5 million this time next year
Cancel cancel cancel mods mods mods...
can't be arsed to go to the arcades today
>>212485707don't worry i'm sure janny will ban me for talking about international affairs on the international board now because politics
he won't ban the canadian i replied to though
>>212485734i'm british therefore everything i say and do is related to british culture
i notice you don't care about other posts that have nothing to do with british culture, just the ones that offend your political identity
so transparent
>>212485768That's good too
I always have a bottle of wine ready for a little "research" if you know what I mean haha x
Enjoy, lad, I'm making some pasta with shrimp and assorted other things for the coming week
Gonna be a scorcher again so would rather get all the cooking done at once
But that's all shove be'ind me โ long ago an' fur away,
An' there ain't no 'busses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay;
An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells:
"If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else."
No! you won't 'eed nothin' else
But them spicy garlic smells,
An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells;
On the road to Mandalay . . .
Reckon I could burst this mouth ulcer? Or cut it open?
[seething that I won't read]
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loves a chicken korma
hates the hands that cook it
My tea lads: Chicken korma, rice, chips, chicken dippers wee bit of cheese. Slice of toast..cause why not
Freezer clearcut dinner lol, was still better than my last 2 takeaways
>>212485873looks fucking lush that lad xx
>>212485801Is the difference between immigrants from western European countries and immigrants from Africa, South Asia and the Middle East really that hard for leftists to grasp
>>212485873screaming looks horrific
Alivin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i can,t remember his name no joke
>>212485827Sounds lush that squire, enjoy x
mummy is making a roast dinner :)
>>212485801>Our club was created for wage suppression colonists by wage suppression colonists Okay and the famines over
https://youtu.be/eegDtyrSUZw?feature=shared&t=9
>>212485873Eaten with a teaspoon as well for some reason
>>212485920>Dinner after five o'clock Weird
squirting some wee out of my penis as i type this
>>212485915Take care mate x
>>212485951Itโll be ready for 5:30 she says
I always have port chops for my roast
>>212485951its not though is it
>>212485864is that you crying because you can't downvote me on 4chan?
Just a traditional Sunday dinner for me lads
Little bit racist donโt you think
>>212486009elton... what's wrong
>>212486009no rice and beans
5/10
you cant spell trains without trans
>>212485978>>212485997I never have mine after half four
>>212485999Get a grip and stop whining here about Reddit you imbecilic gimp
>>212485897they have to pretend there's no difference for fear of being called racist
>Chicken korma, rice, chips, chicken dippers wee bit of cheese. Slice of toast
>>212486009Looks like a bowel cancer patient farted on it
the day they invent zero calorie beer itโs all over
>>212486009Do you want a roast dinner with your mint sauce
A โpatriotic breakfastโ?
Sausages were invented by Sumerians circa 3000BC; all beans used in baked beans are native to South America; pork was first salted in ancient China & hens were first domesticated in ancient Egypt. โPatrioticโ
What an awful joke Brexit is making of the UK.
>>212486034trump won
how does that combination of words make you feel?
How many roast potatoes do you have with your Sunday Roast?
I personally have 10 :)
>>212486009The little tinny of wifebeater is the cherry on top
>>212486107as many as i can fit up me bum
>>212486055i read about a research project here in hull at one of the univerities where they were working on a pill you could take that simulated the effect of alcohol without the liver damage, hangover, all the bad stuff
apparently they were going to make an antidote pill as well so you could sober up in minutes by taking that pill
obviously it got shut down and memory holed by big pint
fucking fucked it haven't i
>>212486182Been bulking your entire life
>>212486055>>212486153it wouldnโt be the same as drinking an actual beer and you know it
utter woke nonsense
>>212486153fr tho imagine if there was hangover less alcohol
the world would grind to a halt
th ehangover is the natural corrolorary to stop us doing it 245/7
why is every fart i rip so smelly all of a sudden, didn't use to be like this
https://youtu.be/gJLIiF15wjQ?feature=shared&t=48
>1990's hope and optimism
>Dead and never returning
>>212486209too much cock up the arse
>>212486194you're not wrong
love a proper cold pint
fuck it i think i'll have one RIGHT NOW
>>212486209That's a sign of gettinnobitchesitis
Nothing
That mentally deficient redditor leaf you replied to isn't me you deranged idiot
>>212486194Why not? It would just be like beer without calories? I donโt taste the difference between Pepsi and Pepsi max
>>212486232fucking YES lad get amongst it
just jerked off in the church bathroom
screaming and tossing my poo about
I wonder if tonight is the last one ever
>I donโt taste the difference between Pepsi and Pepsi max
get the tums out for the lads!
>>212486280You have to be a really fat retard to, itโs just fizzy shit it all tastes the same maybe if it was flat you have a point
50 years ago most men my age were married with kids and im sat here in the smelly childhood bedroom listwning to video game/anime OSTs
mental that we're raised to believe that women have rainbows and kittens in their arses but they fart and shit just like human beings do
millions of them are doing it at this very moment
bizarre
is 1 pint a week bad for gainz
>>212486335howlnig this is me
Donโt tease the Brazilians with pawgs it sends them into a frenzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is6AYSCWwKM
>>212486319you owe it to yourself as a hwite man to be able to recognise the goysloppy flavour of aspartame
>>212486348maybe if it's a pint of ozempic
>>212486335>married with kids:skull:
>>212486348worse than 0
better than 2
simple as
>>212486348>1 pintLiterally what is the fucking point. Who drinks 1 pint and thatโs it?
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>>212486335it's really grim. inceldom is a modern sickness
>>212486385grim alchie twat
>>212486298>vape>tattooswould turn down a date from her
>>212486342>we're raised to believe that women have rainbows and kittens in their arsesnobody has ever said or told you that
be quiet
>>212486418the tattoos really ruin her appeal
>>212486402Thatโs the thing Iโm not even. I rarely drink anymore but I cannot imagine why any man would want just 1 pint, because like I said whatโs the point even when I was 15 I would drink just 1 pint because why would you do that to yourself itโs like wanking your dick and then stopping way before you even cum
Not a fan of Pepsi Max, has way too much sugar for me. I prefer regular Pepsi.
>>212486499get the back of his ear scratched now
>>212486479fr
1 pint is like no gain for calories
maybe with a meal but just as a drink in and of itself is dystopian
>>212486517don't worry not reading it anyway
Drinking my weekly alloted pint
>>212486477pretty bad tbqh, especially if you're a neet
i'm 21 and am nearly finished with uni
hoping i can get out and get into a degree level job quickly so i can stop being a loser
Paralysed by fear and indecision
I donโt drink alcohol. Ever. Not a disgusting middle aged fat gammon wasteman you see.
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bought some sumac, aleppo flakes and za'atar for the seasonings cupboard and mum and dad think I'm becoming an islam
>>212486555Blud goes to the pub with his mates has his 1 pint then goes home omds
>>212486477howling u little child i'm 35
>>212486585>fat gammon wastemanYou are a wog though
>>212486564Thatโs diet pepsi. Pepsi Max is probably the sweetest drink you can buy (max sugar). Normal Pepsi is in the middle and is nice.
>>212486479>why would you do that to yourself itโs like wanking your dick and then stopping way before you even cum
my ex broke up with me because I collect baby teeth
Problem is when you know how good booze feels it's difficult to stop drinking it
>>212486585Try that line on the ladies mate I bet theyโll be impressed with how mature you are.
>>212486585you allergic to fun as well are you
RUNT
[cunt]
>>212486560a job won't help, you need a gf
>>212486335Ok now realize that sitting in your bedroom posting on the chans as hot aussie blonde women frolic on beaches is your choice
and OK it's winter in Australia now. But i'm talking about a majority of the year
elle fanning i'm so sorry i was not familiar with your game
weekends are a fucking absurd concept
cunts get 2 days to just do nothing while i've got to just sit around waiting for my delivery even though it's sat there just ready to get put in the van and driven 5 minutes
cunts. with christianity dead there's not even a point to weekends, they don't serve any religious purpose anymore. get the dickheads back to work
>>212486593>sumac, aleppo flakes and za'atarsaid this out loud and all my furniture started floating.
>>212486645i need a job to get a gf
>>212486617Iโm white. All my friends are white. Literally nobody I know my age drinks. Itโs a disgusting retarded habit that is thankfully dying out. Possibly one of the only good traditions Muslims have.
>>212486604>35jesus fucking christ mate sort it out seriously
>>212486619stop being an idiot you're not funny
covid had niggas like rorke using words like โmyocarditisโ and โComorbidityโ LOL
>>212486660nah, loads of jobless bums on PIP slaying sluts
>>212486665i was you once
you will be me in the future
>>212486655mate you cant just facedoxx me like that wtf
if you're younger than 23 you need to die tbqh
>>212486385Alcoholic post
>>212486560>get into a degree level job quickly so i can stop being a loserIt takes two years on average
>>212486585>disgusting middle aged fat gammon wastemanthis is me
>>212486639Have had plenty of girlfriends and almost certainly more sex than you. None of the girls Iโve been with drink either. Wouldnโt ever be with a drinker.
>>212486642Not at all. Have way more fun than you. Itโs sad that you think the only way to have fun is to drink poison.
>>212486664most of my the girls in my social circle (early twenties) get shitface wasted at spoons every other day
the guys drink far less frequently
>>212486405You should start your own business. Reap the rewards of your proclivity
>>212486656it's a wagie concept. Saturday gives the chance for wagies to rest, Sunday to prepare for another week of hard toil
>>212486685?
>>212486700Yeah, Pepsi Max, as in MAXimum sugar allowed. Thatโs why diabetics like it so much, for their blood sugar.
>>212486652I need to see her blacktised in 4k at the cinema
>>212486656Christians never had a weekend only a Sunday
>>212486705damn, Iโm too old
>>212486717>Itโs sad that you think the only way to have fun is to drink poison.didn't say that you illiterate spast