Thread 212484890

Famiglia edition

I hate this loud cunt fuck off home

Mt bean. Funny

that other anon is right, Priyanka Chopra is exquisitely fit

Airdrop 1,000,000 american men in a meek nordic country as an experiment

>>212484920
the red arrows are stationed near me so I hear them ear raping the sky about once a week

looks cool though

>>212484920
>Eurofighter
soyboy bullshit flying dorito

>>212484942
go on and post pictures of her every day for months on end to no replies then

>>212484973
meds

Not a fan of paprika chopra

I love this little moment when everyone is too shy to post in the new general and wait for a few more replies before getting amongst it

>>212484951
stationed in australia are they yeah

>Is THIS Britain's most depressed suburb? How deprived community has highest amount of people claiming for mental health as locals say 'its a dump'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14874643/Is-Britains-depressed-suburb-deprived-community-highest-people-claiming-mental-health-locals-say-dump.html

Irish diaspora celebrations are a symptom of hemochromatosis

>>212484870
He was a very good boxer but not world class. His olympic silver in Athens is the sole reason british boxing got its funding back which resulted in several gold medals in later games.

It did cheer loudly when he got banged out by bredis prescott tho

>>212484978
kys

>>212484986
oh shush you...x

>>212485019
screm

>>212485019
very comprehensable image this

>>212484999
heard his only weakness was his glass jaw

>>212485032
heyy billie u there? x

armored magpies doing urine chemistry while playing runescape

>>212484996
no thoughts just iron

given the pope is a yankazoid are we certain his cock has been circumcised?

mad to think the most holy knobber sitting in the papal robes has no foreskin if so

>>212485019
print this off and plaster it aroujnd central london

>>212484989
>48

>>212485019
future rorke explaining this image to the nato death squads and being executed on the spot

bradley gone madly

it's the
eye of the tiger
it's the thrill of the fight

>>212485019
he'll never recover

tears hitting me iphone screen as I type this. I've had a enough

>>212485094
so this is rorke

Now, some Anglos might say, "Seamus, you've lost your mind!" But I'm drawn to the black, the one-of-a-kind. The ones with the laughter, that rings through the air, a simple heart, beyond compare. They ain't complicated, no time for the fuss, just good times and craic, and a whole lotta us. The white women, they're quiet, they're always so shy, but the sistas, they're bold, reachin' for the sky.
Now, science, you see, has a part in this game, it's the iron in me, that's to blame. Hemochromatosis, it's in the Irish blood, makes us crave the vibrant, misunderstood. It's the iron overload, that messes the brain, makes us seek the opposite, again and again. The melanin's dark, a beautiful hue, and the wig-tappin' rhythm, sees me through.

>>212485063
tbf jesus was circumsised
I think some cathedral has his foreskin actually

what did she mean by this?

>>212485048
Yes. But when you look at the punches he took that knocked him out i sometimes dont think its a fair assessment. Maybe he just has shit head movement

https://youtu.be/cUW7gWi4vZ0?feature=shared&t=48

>>212485094
reckon chinks eat these?

business idea: weed telegram stickers but it links to /brit/ and we put them in popular gay cruising spots

>>212485099
>i’ve had a enough

>>212485128
um

need her to crush my bollocks

>>212485112
Very tragic seeing a yank try to use a /brit/ gimmick they get it wrong every time

>>212485136
Just ask your wife, Timmy

>>212485102
This means i must now support the IDF's indiscriminate genocide of women and children

>>212485137
there's one near my place but i don't have a bwc

>>212485128
means she wants to stick her tongue up are charlis curryhole i reckon

>>212485156
>>212485019

>>212485154
Shut up

>sorry we rejected you for this position
>But we have you on file!!!!
>Apply for more positions!!!!

>>212485191
just get PIP

>>212485102
Jews looking at this must feel how God did looking at His favourite angel going evil

>>212485071
why move there if it's a shithole you daft bloody geordie
or did it become a shithole after you moved there? in which case it sounds like you made it that way

>>212485170
how small is it? would you feel emasculated if someone tied a cute pink ribbon around it?

*fucking batters the lot of you*

right anyone slagging off yanks has got to get past me

>>212485099
>I've had a enough
Its a me, Mario.

sliding my cock into a piping hot cheese toastie and screeching like an owl as my bellend boils off

>colleague had to read something out aloud from a sheet
>he couldn't pronounce words with more than a couple syllables properly
>towards the end he just kind of mumbled through them hoping no one would notice his mispronunciation

Amazing when you find out someone you work with is genuinely retarded

>>212485132
why are all the comments about this being satisfying? was he a prick or something ?

need a filipina gf with a busted face

>>212485211
it's like 6 inches but i know homos are all size queens

>>212485191
Good filmium this

>>212485154
is it thoighb

>>212485203
I just wanna go back to school and I need fucking money!!!!!! But I live in America we have as many job openings as you bitches

Man's on PIP, yeah, the game's changed, No more clockin' in, life rearranged. Got that paper flowin', steady and true, More time for the mandem, and the crew. Used to be skint, now the pockets are fat, Designer threads, where it's at. No need to be stressed, no need to be vexed, This PIP life's complex, but I'm blessed.
PIP, PIP, yeah, that's the ting, Livin' large, hear the cash register sing. No boss man breathin' down my neck, Just chillin' with the gyaldem, respect. Forget the work, the struggle, the strife, This PIP life is the good life.
Used to be stuck, in a dead-end job, Now I'm out here, lookin' like a mob. Cruisin' in the whip, tinted windows down, Catchin' the gyaldem all over town. They see the lifestyle, the drip, the flair, Know I ain't got a care. They're all on me, like bees to the honey, This PIP money's lookin' lovely.

off to the bollock museum to look at some old bollocks anybody want anything

rorke (who never goes outside anyway) sitting alone seething in his smeggy childhood bedroom about this

free palestine they say, with no plan or even principle on how to free palestine

>>212485233
would lick it like a lollypop

sabrina xx

>>212485264
What about mine

>>212485229
Timmy's only hope LOL

>>212485259
well we cant exactly say kill the jews now can we

>>212485233
>”like” 6 inches
code for “is actually 5.3 inches but i may as well round up a bit, who’s going to question it?”

>>212485259
Their brains are full of iron. It's a wonder they can even string a sentence together.

>>212485228
Yeah a lot of people didnt like him for some reason...

It makes no sense why all these companies are willing to interview people but won't hire a single person. I literally have 4 interviews with the same company I been to 3 of them already

They aren't gonna hire me

reckon if hitler were alive today he'd be at a free palestine protest but then he'd probably get into an argument with some leftypols and a huge scuffle will break out

mine is actually exactly 6 inches if you are more interested in that

>>212485290
vietnamese people sound like elastic bands

They say it's for the disabled, the ones in need, But I'm a player, plantin' the seed. Got the forms filled out, the doctors' notes, Playin' the system, gettin' my votes. Got the assessors fooled, with the sob story, Now I'm ballin', in all my glory. Got the travel allowance, the extra dough, To fund the lifestyle, the places I go. From the ends to the clubs, the parties, the scene, Livin' the dream, livin' it keen. Got the designer clothes, the finest of wine, All thanks to PIP, and this life of mine.

>increase sertraline to 200mg
>feel worse than on 150mg
a gf would fix this

>>212485353
dumb and dumber figuring out how to reproduce lel

>>212485359
fell for it award

>>212485359
Reckon not doping yourself up with pharmaceuticals would feel even better

Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no game, it's true Got that PIP flow, yeah, the government's my crew Walkin' with a limp? Nah, that's just the drip, you see Cash in my pocket, livin' lavish, that's the key They say I'm disabled, yeah, that's what they wanna see While I'm out here ballin', livin' life, wild and free Got the council flat, yeah, the rent is paid, no stress Got the finest ting, yeah, she's lookin' her best Got the designer gear, yeah, from head to toe While you're workin' hard, watchin' my money grow.

They say I'm a scrounger, a burden on the state But I'm just playin' the game, sealin' my own fate Got the medical reports, yeah, the doctors signed the line Got the proof I need, yeah, the money's all mine Got the mobility car, yeah, cruisin' in style While you're stuck on the bus, lookin' at me, with a smile Got the extra cash, yeah, for the finer things Champagne and caviar, yeah, that's what the money brings They can hate all they want, but I'm livin' the dream While they're stuck in the mud, I'm livin' supreme.

Got the lawyers on speed dial, knowin' the law If they try to stop me, I'll give 'em a raw Got the benefits advisors, tellin' me the score How to milk the system, and always want more Got the latest gadgets, the best technology Livin' large, yeah, that's the life for me So step aside, peasants, and watch me reign PIP is my kingdom, and I'm the king, it's plain This ain't about need, it's about takin' what's due So bow down, and respect, the PIP crew.

my balls been itching a whole lot lately

>>212485358
>>212485247
ive got ops in mcdonalds

>>212485358
really dogshit ai slop you got there

>>212485359
>sertraline
made me piss too much so I had to change it, hope your bladder is doing alright mate

also yeah a gf is better than antidepressants but TROUBLE IS FINDING ONE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>212485391
tried that and it was even more shite

>>212485327
>Ireland poor fertility rate and high immigration rate means you should support the indiscriminate genocide of tens of thousands of Palestinian women and children by the IDF

chatGPT song patter is it yeah

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger, a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple PIE

Mrs is doing pan fried pork tenderloin for tea with fondant potatoes and allioli :3

wondering what kind of world we'll live in in 10 years when everything is ai-generated and britain is pakistani

>>212485415
most of irelands immigration problems can be traced to a single jew changing the immigration laws lol

>>212485415
ireland should ask itself why it's so unhelpful to palestine and then try to fix that. maybe an air force would help.

Way too many ugly schizo images going around

>>212485224
have you tried looking in the mirror? maybe you'll find another retard

>>212485454
george orwell 1984 but far browner and smellier

>>212485454
*goes to bed for 10 years to find out*

>>212485459
This

>>212484830
Same but Jason Liv's BBC

>>212485452
*shows up at your dinner table*

>>212485459
what a surprise

>>212485468
they are neutral

>>212485478
Chapelle B4BBC Roan

My last job they fired half the crews because hr and accounting wanted more money now I understand why communism is a thing

>>212485500
Make yourself at home lad I’m having a cider if you fancy one x

workers of the world poonite

>>212485545
Honestly I think issue is middle managers

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dtfic <3

>>212485478
Why are women so fat nowadays

>>212485566
i think the issue is you being an american and deciding to post here instead of your own general

glidin in smoove like

adhd is just a way for boomers who let their kids use screens to much when young alleviate their guilt by pretending it’s an innate condition

Just put some more salt on this ulcer. I wet a cotton bud, pour salt over it and dab it directly onto the ulcer. It's extremely painful but it's an oddly satisfying pain

>>212485452
Spaino!
Spaino! Spaino! SPAINO!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s the missus?? Hope you and your sexy wife are enjoying the warm breezes of España (that’s Spain for you monolingual toads out there). Holidays can be busy, so don’t forget to take care of your island on Animal Crossing™: New Horizons! Also make sure to sneak in a few Rocket League games to stay sharp, wouldn’t want your beautiful wife to start mugging you off. Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only got about thirty minutes a day to come catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, Spainers. Cheers mate x

>>212485519
What’s so funny? :S

>>212485593
if this is fat you lads have horrible standards

>>212485616
die

twerking my anorexic white ass to the thomas the tank engine theme song

>>212485603
the hymens are in serious peril there

>>212485622
Alri DTFIC la x

>>212485640
nice

sad reality.

>>212485171
canadian redditor answering the question 15 minutes after everyone's migrated thinking i won't see his reply and refute it

2020 election was blatantly rigged
trump didn't incite a riot, he called for a peaceful protest and when it got out of control he called for them to leave (as opposed to democrats encouraging blm after people had been killed by those riots)
sending alternative electors is a common contingency strategy used by both parties for decades (hillary did it in 2016 for example)
trump doesn't need to skim a few grand in secret service funding, he's a billionaire, so that's ridiculous
he literally donated his presidential salary away, which amounted to far more cash than he "stole" by charging rent at his resort
he's allowed a birthday parade, and "north korea style" basically just describes a parade you don't like, whereas democrat actual policies are more in line with north korea than trump's policies

not saying trump did nothing wrong, but these complaints against him, and the hysterical reaction of anti-trump cultists, is childish and borderline psychopathic

>>212485659
Does your wife make a pan sauce with the pork?

Love a cheeky bit of white wine and whatever herbs I've got on hand, sometimes even a bit of chopped fruit

the look of love

>>212485677
shut up

I just made a number guessing game in python with no help not even 1 google search and it works

>>212485677
And what does this have to do with British Culture?

Really can’t wait to own my own house lads, sick of renting :/

Just a nice little detached one somewhere quiet, little garden with space for a cuckshed at the bottom, good walks for dogs nearby, spare room for family and friends, en suite, that’ll do me

>>212485664
Fear...

>>212485709
nice job you are progressing quickly

>>212485709
well done x

>>212485709
good man yourself

>>212485704
She just reduces it a bit and drizzles it over the meat I think x

>>212485736
That'll be £1.5 million this time next year

Cancel cancel cancel mods mods mods...

marge spimson

can't be arsed to go to the arcades today

>>212485707
don't worry i'm sure janny will ban me for talking about international affairs on the international board now because politics
he won't ban the canadian i replied to though

>>212485734
i'm british therefore everything i say and do is related to british culture
i notice you don't care about other posts that have nothing to do with british culture, just the ones that offend your political identity
so transparent

>>212485768
That's good too

I always have a bottle of wine ready for a little "research" if you know what I mean haha x

Enjoy, lad, I'm making some pasta with shrimp and assorted other things for the coming week

Gonna be a scorcher again so would rather get all the cooking done at once

Timmy's crush

But that's all shove be'ind me — long ago an' fur away,
An' there ain't no 'busses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay;
An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells:
"If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else."
No! you won't 'eed nothin' else
But them spicy garlic smells,
An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells;
On the road to Mandalay . . .

Reckon I could burst this mouth ulcer? Or cut it open?

[seething that I won't read]
[reddit space]
[more seething I won't read]

really sad thread

loves a chicken korma
hates the hands that cook it

My tea lads: Chicken korma, rice, chips, chicken dippers wee bit of cheese. Slice of toast..cause why not

Freezer clearcut dinner lol, was still better than my last 2 takeaways

>>212485873
looks fucking lush that lad xx

>>212485801
Is the difference between immigrants from western European countries and immigrants from Africa, South Asia and the Middle East really that hard for leftists to grasp

Just drugged my dogs

>>212485873
screaming looks horrific

Alivin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i can,t remember his name no joke

>>212485900
what for?

>>212485827
Sounds lush that squire, enjoy x

mummy is making a roast dinner :)

>>212485801
What?

>>212485801
>Our club was created for wage suppression colonists by wage suppression colonists
Okay and the famines over

>>212485912
Itchy

>>212485873
Eaten with a teaspoon as well for some reason

>>212485920
>Dinner after five o'clock
Weird

squirting some wee out of my penis as i type this

>>212485915
Take care mate x

>>212485951
It’ll be ready for 5:30 she says

I always have port chops for my roast

>>212485951
its not though is it

finna blow this joint me

>>212485951
is it?

>>212485864
is that you crying because you can't downvote me on 4chan?

Just a traditional Sunday dinner for me lads

Little bit racist don’t you think

What?

>>212486009
elton... what's wrong

>>212486009
no rice and beans
5/10

you cant spell trains without trans

>>212485978
>>212485997
I never have mine after half four

>>212485999
Get a grip and stop whining here about Reddit you imbecilic gimp

>>212485897
they have to pretend there's no difference for fear of being called racist

>>212486009
Looks like a bowel cancer patient farted on it

the day they invent zero calorie beer it’s all over

>>212486009
Do you want a roast dinner with your mint sauce

A ‘patriotic breakfast’?
Sausages were invented by Sumerians circa 3000BC; all beans used in baked beans are native to South America; pork was first salted in ancient China & hens were first domesticated in ancient Egypt. ‘Patriotic’
What an awful joke Brexit is making of the UK.

>>212486034
trump won
how does that combination of words make you feel?

>>212486068
tasty though

How many roast potatoes do you have with your Sunday Roast?
I personally have 10 :)

>>212486009
The little tinny of wifebeater is the cherry on top

>>212486107
Fat cunt

>>212486107
as many as i can fit up me bum

>>212486055
i read about a research project here in hull at one of the univerities where they were working on a pill you could take that simulated the effect of alcohol without the liver damage, hangover, all the bad stuff
apparently they were going to make an antidote pill as well so you could sober up in minutes by taking that pill
obviously it got shut down and memory holed by big pint

>>212486124
Im bulking

fucking fucked it haven't i

>>212486182
Been bulking your entire life

>>212486055
>>212486153
it wouldn’t be the same as drinking an actual beer and you know it
utter woke nonsense

>>212486153
fr tho imagine if there was hangover less alcohol
the world would grind to a halt
th ehangover is the natural corrolorary to stop us doing it 245/7

why is every fart i rip so smelly all of a sudden, didn't use to be like this

https://youtu.be/gJLIiF15wjQ?feature=shared&t=48
>1990's hope and optimism
>Dead and never returning

>>212486209
too much cock up the arse

>>212486194
you're not wrong
love a proper cold pint
fuck it i think i'll have one RIGHT NOW

>>212486209
That's a sign of gettinnobitchesitis

Nothing
That mentally deficient redditor leaf you replied to isn't me you deranged idiot

>>212486194
Why not? It would just be like beer without calories? I don’t taste the difference between Pepsi and Pepsi max

>>212486232
fucking YES lad get amongst it

just jerked off in the church bathroom

>>212486068
Spaki

>>212486139
Russian...

screaming and tossing my poo about

I wonder if tonight is the last one ever

get the tums out for the lads!

Great line.

>>212486280
You have to be a really fat retard to, it’s just fizzy shit it all tastes the same maybe if it was flat you have a point

>>212486298
yes yes yes

>>212486294
mamma mia

50 years ago most men my age were married with kids and im sat here in the smelly childhood bedroom listwning to video game/anime OSTs

mental that we're raised to believe that women have rainbows and kittens in their arses but they fart and shit just like human beings do

millions of them are doing it at this very moment
bizarre

is 1 pint a week bad for gainz

>>212486335
howlnig this is me

Don’t tease the Brazilians with pawgs it sends them into a frenzy

>>212486294
cor

>>212486319
you owe it to yourself as a hwite man to be able to recognise the goysloppy flavour of aspartame

>>212486348
maybe if it's a pint of ozempic

>>212486335
>married with kids
:skull:

>>212486348
worse than 0
better than 2
simple as

>>212486348
>1 pint
Literally what is the fucking point. Who drinks 1 pint and that’s it?

>>212486335
it's really grim. inceldom is a modern sickness

>>212486335
same

>>212486385
grim alchie twat

I hate not being at work

>>212486335
age?

>>212486298
>vape
>tattoos
would turn down a date from her

>>212486342
>we're raised to believe that women have rainbows and kittens in their arses

nobody has ever said or told you that

be quiet

>>212486294
Black bait

>>212486418
the tattoos really ruin her appeal

>>212486414
24

>>212486402
That’s the thing I’m not even. I rarely drink anymore but I cannot imagine why any man would want just 1 pint, because like I said what’s the point even when I was 15 I would drink just 1 pint because why would you do that to yourself it’s like wanking your dick and then stopping way before you even cum

Not a fan of Pepsi Max, has way too much sugar for me. I prefer regular Pepsi.

little rorke

>>212486479
Wouldn’t***

>>212486499
get the back of his ear scratched now

>>212486499
:3

>>212486479
fr
1 pint is like no gain for calories
maybe with a meal but just as a drink in and of itself is dystopian

Shoot me in the face.

>>212486517
don't worry not reading it anyway

>>212486499
cute

Drinking my weekly alloted pint

>>212486477
pretty bad tbqh, especially if you're a neet
i'm 21 and am nearly finished with uni
hoping i can get out and get into a degree level job quickly so i can stop being a loser

Paralysed by fear and indecision

>>212486496
Bruh

I don’t drink alcohol. Ever. Not a disgusting middle aged fat gammon wasteman you see.

bought some sumac, aleppo flakes and za'atar for the seasonings cupboard and mum and dad think I'm becoming an islam

>>212486555
Blud goes to the pub with his mates has his 1 pint then goes home omds

>>212486477
howling u little child i'm 35

>>212486585
>fat gammon wasteman
You are a wog though

>>212486564
That’s diet pepsi. Pepsi Max is probably the sweetest drink you can buy (max sugar). Normal Pepsi is in the middle and is nice.

>>212486479
>why would you do that to yourself it’s like wanking your dick and then stopping way before you even cum

my ex broke up with me because I collect baby teeth

Problem is when you know how good booze feels it's difficult to stop drinking it

>>212486585
Try that line on the ladies mate I bet they’ll be impressed with how mature you are.

>>212486585
you allergic to fun as well are you
RUNT
[cunt]

>>212486560
a job won't help, you need a gf

>>212486335
Ok now realize that sitting in your bedroom posting on the chans as hot aussie blonde women frolic on beaches is your choice

and OK it's winter in Australia now. But i'm talking about a majority of the year

elle fanning i'm so sorry i was not familiar with your game

weekends are a fucking absurd concept
cunts get 2 days to just do nothing while i've got to just sit around waiting for my delivery even though it's sat there just ready to get put in the van and driven 5 minutes
cunts. with christianity dead there's not even a point to weekends, they don't serve any religious purpose anymore. get the dickheads back to work

>>212486593
>sumac, aleppo flakes and za'atar
said this out loud and all my furniture started floating.

>>212486645
i need a job to get a gf

>>212486617
I’m white. All my friends are white. Literally nobody I know my age drinks. It’s a disgusting retarded habit that is thankfully dying out. Possibly one of the only good traditions Muslims have.

>>212486604
>35
jesus fucking christ mate sort it out seriously

>>212486652
dire face

>>212486619
stop being an idiot you're not funny

covid had niggas like rorke using words like ‘myocarditis’ and ‘Comorbidity’ LOL

>>212486660
nah, loads of jobless bums on PIP slaying sluts

>>212486665
i was you once
you will be me in the future

>>212486619
Is it yeah?

>>212486655
mate you cant just facedoxx me like that wtf

if you're younger than 23 you need to die tbqh

>>212486385
Alcoholic post
>>212486560
>get into a degree level job quickly so i can stop being a loser
It takes two years on average

>>212486585
>disgusting middle aged fat gammon wasteman
this is me

>>212486639
Have had plenty of girlfriends and almost certainly more sex than you. None of the girls I’ve been with drink either. Wouldn’t ever be with a drinker.
>>212486642
Not at all. Have way more fun than you. It’s sad that you think the only way to have fun is to drink poison.

>>212484912
>>212484912
>>212484912

>>212486664
most of my the girls in my social circle (early twenties) get shitface wasted at spoons every other day
the guys drink far less frequently

>>212486705
um...

>>212486405
You should start your own business. Reap the rewards of your proclivity

>>212486705
22 myself

>>212486656
it's a wagie concept. Saturday gives the chance for wagies to rest, Sunday to prepare for another week of hard toil

>>212486685
?
>>212486700
Yeah, Pepsi Max, as in MAXimum sugar allowed. That’s why diabetics like it so much, for their blood sugar.

>>212486652
I need to see her blacktised in 4k at the cinema
>>212486656
Christians never had a weekend only a Sunday

>>212486705
damn, I’m too old

>>212486499
:3

>>212486717
>It’s sad that you think the only way to have fun is to drink poison.
didn't say that you illiterate spast

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