Good day it is me, Adolf Hitler.
You will be reborn white, blond, tall, blue eyed and aryan as fuck, but only if you blow yourself up at your local synagogue.
Heil Hitler

>>212486430 (OP)
I am already all of those things, did I suicidebomb a synagoge in my previous life?

>>212486430 (OP)
anon... you can't type that...

>>212486430 (OP)
Mein Führer... wo bist du gewesen?

>>212486461
I will check it with my mystical Hitler powers. Give me a sec.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHR! I'M HITLERIIIIIIIIIIIING! GAAAAAAAAAARH!

Yes, but you can do it again for the Ober-Über-Arier-Plus Packet if you like

>>212486625
ARRRRRRRRRGENTINIEN!

>>212486430 (OP)
good evening mein führer
unfortunately influent jews don't go to the synagogue

>>212486430 (OP)
Try not to shoot a random german granny after failing to open the door to the synagogue like last time, timmy

>>212486737
Really? Where does das Juden häng around then?

>>212486640
okay, brb
or actually not, I won't be back

>>212486737
>He doesn't know

>>212487214
Good man. Don't forget to get a stamp on your Aryan Stamp Card. If you collect 5 you can decide which race should be genocided in the 4th Reich

>>212486430 (OP)
reported

>>212486430 (OP)
But I want to be black :(

>>212487485
VERRÄTER! JUDASSOHN!

>>212486430 (OP)
so i blow up a synagogue and get reborn as myself ? we have a deal.

>>212486430 (OP)
t.Ahmed

>>212486430 (OP)
SO BAD BE MY FRIEND

>>212486640
IF THIS IS YOU, THEN YOU ARE A WORM, DISGUSTING.

>>212486461
THE NORWEGIAN HAS THAT BREIVIK SPIRIT. FOLLOWED.

SO WHATS THE PLANNEN