Thread 212493723

turkette edish

alri lads

poo smells

HES GONE MENTAL OH MY GOD

yhe screamble

stupid bitch mom barged in the bathroom while i was jerking off and had to silently nut into the toilet while she prattled on about some stupid shit facebook post she saw
i seriously can’t live here anymore but i can’t afford to move out because the economy is shit

Janberg as it were

hello

superior /brit/:
>>>/bant/22905271

arbeit macht frei
COOL

Fat, middle-aged women be like:
>She's absolutely hideous

>>212494570
She’s really ugly

>Manchester United are weighing up a move to sign free agent Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Omds

>>212494506
i moved out at 17 without a penny to my name
just find a few mates in the same situation and all chip in for a cheap nasty flat where you can all get drunk and stoned and invite birds back, and your days of wanking into the toilet in front of your mum are over

>>212494569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Vs11RFsMc&list=RDz_Vs11RFsMc&start_radio=1

>>212494506
you dont have a lock on your bathroom door?

>>212494570
I think if she doesn't have a sponsor, she doesn't upload, these days. It always seems to be something. Now that she had her trip, her job is probably done for the summer if she hadn't already quit it, she may be avoiding wanting to address what she will be doing next, or just plotting out how she can manage to read 24 books in 8 hours. I would imagine we will get the following content:

My Morning Routine as an Aspiring Author-Summer Version
My Afternoon Routine as an Aspiring Author-Summer Version
My Night Routine as an Aspiring Author-Summer Version
How I read 24 books in 8 hours.
It is Okay to be Alone
It is Okay to be Stressed
It is Okay to be Ruby
I Pretended to be an author for a weekend
I Pretended to be (insert fictional character)
I Tried to live like (insert historical time period)
What is in my purse (even though I don't carry one, I want to copy Noa)
What is in my work bag (even though I don't work)
What it is like to be an Oxford Graduate not doing anything with their life
I rearranged my bookcases
I rearranged my room
I bought another tech item that I will only use for a week or two, then throw under my bed.
How to be productive in incredibly hot weather, the Ruby Way!

>>212494570
sex

>>212494619
It is Okay to be Rubbish

I've come to believe that religion is really important, particularly for morals
but also for spiritual reasons

can't stop thinking about Jotas poor wife

>>212494570
shes cute and has a nice arse

>>212494661
reckon she's actually quite wealthy now

Amy Hunt is perfect

Olympic athlete. English degree from Cambridge.

might get that wheelchair basketball game on switch 2

>>212494694
bumpy skin on her cheeks so not really perfect is she

leftypol on his saturday nights

I’ve been eating dung

stopped watching eva after they turned shinji gay

Cheers janny nice one lad

get the parasites fed

Just removed some biomass

[Fact] Southerners especially from the Southeast have more in common with French than Northerners

getting my biweekly dose of zeducation

>>212494805
it's weird how this is the opposite of natural selection

HITLA

>>212494619
>What it is like to be an Oxford Graduate not doing anything with their life
ktim if I'd went to oxford

>>212494805
why is the amount of disableds going up so much

>>212494840
yep thats the goal
to keep people from dying

>>212494840
the NHS actually weakens us genetically

our population is riddled with mutations and deformities that would have died in infancy in 1880

>>212494885
is this rorke?

i should be allowed to slap a woman on her bum if i think it looks nice then we both go about our day
no mess no fuss

sick of smelling fucking weed everywhere i go
youd think it wasnt illegal in this country

>>212494870
Cousin marriage

yo janny wtf

>>212494694
>brown hair
>brown eyes
Nah

The "muslim" wife as it were

Can someone go shower for me I can’t be arsed getting up from bed

reinstalled my operating system to have a clean fresh system to be productive on and not coom only to do it again a day later

drinking a likkle bokkle

>>212494694
She would never want to be my gf :(

>>212494805
this explains why ive been seeing so many disabled blacks going about over the past couple of years

Any Wyatt Stagg man in?

why did janny delete my thread though

wonder if there's any giga autismo out there that's read every page of hansard

with my brats buying clothes, we gross!

>>212494885
Hitler was the prophet of a new Aryan religion.

At this point the old divisions of Europe are irrelevant.

It's Whites vs the rest.

>I’m not worthy to speak up for Adolf Hitler, and to any sentimental rousing his life and deeds do not invite.

>Hitler was a warrior, a warrior for humankind and a preacher of the gospel of justice for all nations. He was a reforming character of the highest order, and his historical fate was that he functioned in a time of unequaled brutality, which in the end failed him.

>Thus may the ordinary Western European look at Adolf Hitler. And we, his close followers, bow our heads at his death.

-Obituary for Adolf Hitler by Knut Hamsun (1945)

i don't know who needs to hear this but chew with your FUCKING mouth closed

>>212495064
hoaah what a time ceefax was

>>212494979
strange image

Ciaran O'Reilly's oneitis

wonder how many seconds Jota had to contemplate his demise

>>212495097
hs?

BIG fan of the fella that killed Hitler, me

>>212495104
screaming

>>212495064
>>212495093
loved a bit of bamboozle, me
rip

>>212494570
why do those tattle life banshees give a flying fuck about some youtuber half their age?

>>212495032
Why did he delete the early thread called “Spam thread” made by the desperate to fit in foreigner?
Yeah real mystery that one mate

getting on the drugs tonight
getting off the drugs this week
need to sober up

>>212494945
Ai slop

>>212495118
is there really like that

zoomer fanny

>>212495169
yes

>>212495139
they're obsessed with all sorts of influencers i've never heard of
https://tattle.life/forums/influencers.8/

Suddenly mad nostalgic for the 2000s
Don't know why, they weren't even good (for me)

>>212495064
I used to have loads of the page numbers memorised including sport, football and showbiz news and Buster Bamboozle

>>212495140
look at the thread your posting in bucko

>>212495209
are you threatened by his blackness?

>>212495064
used to "watch" football scores on that

you could book a holiday on there

>>212495206
Kosovo is British.

love masturbating simple as

Ceefax was as good as the Internet in many ways for catching up with the latest news, sports, etc

>>212495240
Fucking old bastard ahahah

Remember when John Cena announced the death of Osama Bin Laden at Extreme Rules

NEED to switch from Windows 10 to Linux Mint before October but I've never used Linux before and I'm worried I'll somehow wipe all my stuff. Think I'll make two backups just in case.

I do have some questions though.

I assume NTFS file format is OK?
Can I run games on Steam pretty easily?
Do emulators such as Desmume and RCPS3 work?

>>212495240
Same
What page was the pfootball on, wasn't it 302?

>>212495274
yeah i'm staring down the barrel of the big 4-0

>>212495239
Yes

>>212495290
Journey of a lifetime

>>212495269
all we needed really then nerdoids made us all miserable with their internet shite

>>212495285
dunno lol

>>212495307
Wife? Kids?

I remember spending a good amount of time reading my favourite ceefax pages catching up with the latest goings on

>>212495285
how many times are you going to post this

>>212495279
Yeah he announced it like he killed him himself (osama isn’t dead but yeah)

I already had the Internet when I used ceefax but ceefax felt quicker and more practical
It felt a bit like browsing a news app on your phone

>>212495319
sam it's die hardman here... your next mission is connect POOWONG to the chiral network

WONGA!

Everything to smile about in my life

IT LOOMS IT LOOMS IT LOOMS

>ceefax
yes yes grandad "the internet used to be on the tv", very good, now come along we've got your dignitas appointment

this is what women want

>>212495379
WWF Smackdown
Malcolm in the Middle
MTV Hits
Didn't know how good we had it

>>212495391
screaming

>>212495423
He doesn't even look human

>>212495369
Until I'm reassured.

>>212495379
This is some fancy Sky teletext
I only had the basic telestrial tv one

>>212495384
Ahhh just moneymaxxing then yeah?

>>212495423
incels will be like "how can i compete" then go goon to literal supermodels without a second thought

>>212495423
Gynaecomastia?

>>212495423
he's dead now though

This working from home shite is really fucking me over
Woke up at 8pm today

>>212495456
so never

And at night they would put teletext on the screen accompanied by neo jazz music

Not sure about the mass deportations
Think Rorke may have got it wrong

>>212495494
kek no way jose

Listening to Mr Bond
He's a NatSoc singer who made parodies of popular songs and got sentenced to 10 years in jail in Austria

Still White is fucking hilarious

>>212495494
grim

>>212495483
shouldn't of spilled my pint then should he

nigga name die-hardman

The Town is in my 10 movies

No 'cohol for me this weekend

this is what men want

>>212495509
tell your mates

I'm off to the arse clinic to get my arse looked at, anybody want antyhing

It's rare to hear of a NatSoc guy marrying an actual Aryan woman
They usually end up marrying slavs or Armenians

>>212490787
bit gay

>>212495542
rather have a life partner than another dependent to take care of tbqhwy

>>212495459
new years' day 2002

>>212495548
I'm his mate
>>212495509
haha nice x

>>212495478
incels will unironically claim any and every effort to get fanny from them is in vein because out there, somewhere, there is a mythical “chad” figure that is tall and handsome and rich and sexy and hardly has to try. therefore it’s unfair and he should give up instead of humbly accepting his station and getting a woman

truth is most incels are closet trannies. an obsessive fixation on appearance and social roles. believe nothing is their fault. believe the world owes them validation as is rather having to prove it, an overall catty, whinging and feminine attitude and on top of all this. a deep dissatisfaction at being born male.

>>212495509
wasn’t he doxxed on the german thread here on /int/?

>>212495480
Clearly

>>212495423
Thats what gay men want.

>>212495501
Nah I will do it.

Think I'll just have to bite the bullet.

Maybe it's a stupid question, but if I install Linux Mint, then plug in the external HDD with my files on, is there any way it could somehow wipe the external drive? I assume if both file formats are NTFS it would be fine?

>>212495542
I don't really like women
Not in a gay way.

Why do Americans say “brother-man”
Why not just say brother or man
Just pick one

>>212495605
I mean in this instance the nicest possible way mate. If you need to ask these questions you might best just sticking with windows

>>212495478
incels:
ugh... women swiping left on everyone who isnt chad
also incels on porn/webcam websites:
nope too ugly, boobs not big enough, looks weird, nope, no, nah

>>212495585
Don't remember that, given the views of /deutsch/ I'd be surprised if they did that to him.

>>212495547
Female hypegamy gives women a whole different life experience to men.
The only men who experience anything close to what the average woman experiences are uber Chads and multimillionaire celebrities.

Get the bloody sweet and sour chicken in the bloody microwave Rorke

>>212495530
funny how he calls people narcissists for wearing makeup or going to the gym but he was so insecure he got a hair transplant

>>212495605
I've answered all your questions before and refuse to again go figure it out

>>212495542
What does a 6.5/10 look like?

the soyjak award meme is so dumb but it makes me giggle every time

>>212495629
It's a valid question. And I don't like Windows 11. Especially with all the copilot shit they're forcing.

Rorke saying that black people are dumb, but we all know Rorke would get rinsed in a quiz against the Dark Destroyer

>>212495685
betwen a 6 and a 7

So when do I get something?

>life partner
>all you do is get old and die
hmm

Thoughts on Mackenzie Foy?

>>212495711
Ironically, she's sub 5

mad that i'll never have a gf and a family and get to experience the human condition. i'm tall, not fat, have hobbies, play sports, gainfully employed, have enough savings for a decent mortgage deposit but just because i don't have great socials skill and am a little awkward in social situations that means that i'm rubbish in the eyes of women meanwhile that fat nigga who paralysed his gf will be out of prison in a year and get a new girl to polish his knob right away

Sara Bell drinks huge bowl of piss and gets her holes stretched by 5 huge cocks

Leonardo DiCaprio is one example of a man who experiences a similar sexually adventurous lifestyle to that of an average woman in her 20s

>>212495730
4 at most, fat bitch

>>212495711
howling imagine thinking that 3.5 is a 6.5

Physco active

Love the serbs

>>212495547
>15 didn't cum
what was the point

>>212495713
https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/06/which-chaser-on-the-chase-has-the-highest-iq-15556318/
>We know three of ITV’s Chasers – Mark Labbett, Anne Hegerty, and Shaun Wallace – had their IQs tested publicly.
>Mark came out on top with an IQ of 151, much to his delight.
>Meanwhile, Anne scored 137 on her test, also very high, and Shaun got 96, which is considered an average IQ score.
Care to guess which one is the Dark Destroyer?

>>212495713
dark? dark how? how is he dark?

>>212495740
Glasses don’t help

>>212495744
Your own fault
I’m a 5’8 aspergic working class manlet and i’ve pulled many times

>>212495605
>is there any way it could somehow wipe the external drive?
just don't have it connected during installation and you won't accidentally format it
>I assume if both file formats are NTFS it would be fine?
your linux file system(s) should not be NTFS
it doesn't matter if your back up drive has a different file system

>>212495778
The glasses would bump her to a 5.5

>>212495711
No she's lower than that
When you can start sensing obvious ugliness then the cannot be above a 6

>>212495771
and that's the smartest one they could find......

Looms it looms it looms it looms it looms it

>>212495744
i'm high iq
high earning
from money
very charismatic
but i'm also short and below average looks
so girls hate me

>>212495771
You're a racist, Rorke.

Women are massively exaggerating how much attention they get desu
When they say "a lad at the gym was chatting me up" they mean "a lad at the gym said hi"

the woman raters are IN

Jerkin’ the gherkin rn

Lenin

Who said I like this shit?

>>212495771
Welcome back racismlad

>>212495766
Yeah, this is perhaps getting close to how I imagine a 6.5 to look, which is funny because you'd assume a nice face is above 5 but her face is kind of jacked

>>212495771
Shaun is knowledgeable though, on The Chase he knows a lot of stuff

>>212495685
please consult the following graph

me? im fat and dont talk to women

>>212495814
>very charismatic
lol

>>212495852
ehat websight his this

>>212495826
trvke

>>212495890
Hello I want to live.

>>212495894
ktim, hate them

Women don’t want to work. They’re crying out for Rorkeism. They want to be taken care of and homemakers. Unfortunately the pozzed kike bluepilled globohomo clown world has made 1 income homes largely impossible for your average Joe

brits think being able to answer gameshow questions like how many testicles an elephant has at birth is indicative of intelligence lmao

>>212495890
this gay graph was made on reddit for weebs browns and incels

>>212495814
i've known a few charismatic manlets and they were slaying. i would kill for that level of charisma. would literally get me a gf in 2 weeks
pic related a 6.5/10

>>212495890
>9.5 - Top 0.002% (1 out of 50,000) Ultra attractive, Super top model tier
>Lass that looks like she plays on the wing for Brighton

>>212495941
All wrong on me.

Cooking up some sublime sausages

Late dinner

Let’s be honest. It was.

>>212495771
I think this shows that black people can operate on a similar intelligence level to whites but with significantly lower IQs
A white person with an IQ of 96 probably could not be a Chaser, but Shaun has proved himself capable in this role

bradley poisting typos is not funny

>>212495928
yeah? well americans are like “we’re fat and gay and like burgers!”

You must be punished on your ass.

jack black is like 5'6 but he's clearly rolling in pussy because he is ACTUALLY charismatic, not whatever incel cope you believe charisma to be

>1940s diner oldies music ambience ASMR
There we go.

>>212495852
78 was me

>>212495983
pussy that didnt fight sam hyde

>>212495983
heard palestinians want their country back
hah

>>212495983
shut up terrone

>>212495896
?
>>212495948
nah they were just handsome
women dont like short guys however charismatic we are
>>212495999
lol the "pussy" jack black gets is by being famous

>>212495792
Carribeans and Irish diaspora are always together

>1 out of 3 women look like Summer Glau
Scrimbling

>>212495766
still out of my league even though id die to have her

>>212495999
he’s also a famous multimillionaire

I just want to live.

>>212495928
can be indicative but it’s not constitutive

>>212495983
twitch gonna die

>>212495999
>rich jew celebrity is rolling in pussy
no shit

5'6? just be jack black you dumb incel

>>212495983
>Let’s be honest
sounds like lesbionic

>>212495826
All women get attention on dating apps, and the majority of young-ish women today use them

Then give her to me hah.

>>212496025
>>212496030
and here we see the crab bucket at work
incels refuse to objectively examine themselves, just blame all your woes on some imaginary fault. "i'm not wrong, the entire world is wrong"
tragic and destined to die alone in your smelly bedroom, your body found hanging from the ceiling by your mum

>>212496058
didn't realize he was jewish until now ffs

manlet melty lmfao

No change, I can change
I can change, I can change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

>>212496058
He’s not jewish

Fuck up !

>>212495890
Whoever compiled this is bad at rating looks
No way the top row are 9.5s lmao

had 3 1/4 pounders for dindins

>>212496093
you're retarded
my lack of handsomeness and shortness has been commented on by men and women it is not imaginary you utter tard

mad how trump won 3 elections in a country where you're only allowed to run for 2 terms

>>212496113
>His mother was born Jewish, to a family from Poland and Russia. His father converted to Judaism, and is of German, English, Irish, and Scottish descent. Black was raised Jewish, attending Hebrew school and having a bar mitzvah

it's the jews fault that im short fat ugly bald unlikeable uneducated unemployed broke stupid smelly and have bad social skills

>>212496119
good post

>>212496142
didn’t know that

>>212496146
true

Rebel negro whistle.

>>212495999
he was fit for a time when he was young
but yeah people love him cause hes a charismatic character

>>212496136
shifting the goal posts here, the original point was your claim to be "charismatic"
demonstrably false by your complete and total lack of any confidence or self-esteem
no charisma. you exude a loser's energy even through typed words online, can barely imagine how tragic you are in person

The CIA stole £5 from my bank account

>>212496179
he's just not fat you obese yank idiot

>>212496179
has that “weird yank who shoots frogs or something” look

>>212495890
90% of this is complete and utter shite

Hello

NO WAY NO WAY
MUH NUH MUH NUH

>>212496211
women like that

>>212495285
>I assume NTFS file format is OK?
typically linux uses ext4, but you don't need to know what that is
ntfs can be mounted if you've got a separate partition
>Can I run games on Steam pretty easily?
I run Steam fine, just follow the instructions, not massively difficult, all distros target steam users these days
>Do emulators such as Desmume and RCPS3 work?
can't say, but you can install wine if there's no linux build but ymmv

Cor

that r/truerateme guide always yields a lot of yous

how tf are you supposed to study
Do you just listen and write it in the book? Is it really that simple

where did all that money from the post office scandal go?

>>212496179
pomer pyle in the flesh

>>212496210
hes just very handsome there mate

>>212496257
go back there and stay there forever leaf

>>212495890
>Top 0.002% (1 out of 50,000)

finally a new video on the missing enigma channel
love this lad and his oily hair and overactive eyebrows

>>212496260
lol

>>212496179
Jack Black isn't charismatic. His personality is off-putting and unlikeable. He is a Jew after all.

My poos are solidifying

>>212495796
>just don't have it connected during installation and you won't accidentally format it
Yeah I figured that.

>your linux file system(s) should not be NTFS
>it doesn't matter if your back up drive has a different file system
How does that work? I assumed file systems had to be the same to read the files. So as long as I install Linux Mint successfully, then copy the files from my external HDD to my computer's SSD or internal HDD, I shouldn't have any issues?

>>212496295
are rubes

>>212496270
he's not going to shag you mate

>>212496261
israel

>>212496349
youll be shocked to fidn out

>>212496302
I’m serious

>>212494870
people realised that they can just tell a GP they have anxiety and get paid thousands for it
the number of people who are actually disabled enough to be unable to work remains an insignificant portion of the population

>20,000 /brit/ threads
>0 of them have passed the bechdel test

says it all really doesn't it

the only true rating scale is PSL
im a 3.5 subhuman

Love the way Serbs move their bodies

>>212496370
it's over for you sorry

getting rorke as a substitute teacher next class

>>212496270
It's just lighting
Find a picture taken a few seconds later with less flattering lighting and he won't look nearly as 'handsome'

>>212496260
huberman labs did an episode about it

fingered jack black on a night out at king's cross a few years back

finger came out looking like a melted snickers bar, nuts and all

>>212496373
i've been seeing my GP for six months and all i got was some meds. where's my free bux

>>212496375
not sure what it says really, never heard of the bechdel test

aff tae bed

>>212496427
did you really need to make that post? the imagery is repugnant

>>212496443
>>212496443
>>212496443

Limmy is here

>>212496455
CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>212496429
*entire crowd crumbles and creases*

>>212496331
>I assumed file systems had to be the same to read the files.
no, there will be no problem copying the file data
metadata (such as creation/modification time, permissions) on the other hand may be lost
that shouldn't matter though

>>212496488
so that's why movies have been getting more shit

>>212495890
Can't begin to imagine the BO on the runt that put in the effort to make this graph.

>>212495573
oh you fucking retard
you don't want someone to raise your children or take care of your home, huh?
fuck you

>>212496199
i have plenty of confidence it's not my fault you're an illiterate spastic

>>212496397
coping sub5
>>212496629
what are you on about, do you think those are reasonable assumptions to glean from that post?