>>212493809 (OP)
the difference in importance, craziness, stupidity, and drama is too big
>election in Europe goes strongly for one party
has to form a coalition to govern anyway, and opposition prevents anything drastic from happening
>election in US goes strongly for one party
president unilaterally declares that all clothes must henceforth be made of cheese on day two of his term, opposition party who were in favor of this until three days ago now threaten civil war and add a complete ban on dairy products to their platform. global political discourse shifts overnight. cheese-based garments instantly become the most important political question even in countries where cheese barely exists, and the chinese begin militarily threatening surrounding countries for their cows to accelerate production and show how advanced they are to the west