Thread 212499507

housing edition

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

die

Serbs love me.

burn

bleed

kys

slit your throat

s
h
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r
t

b
u
s

die

>>212499757
>btw I'm totally smart by spamming MLP everywhere! This is what people should be doing! Your life is shit if you aren't like me!
SHOOT YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT

Schizo

bleed

kys

slit your throat

die

burn

i'm confused

>>212499930
Drink bleach
https://derpibooru.org/images/828025

autismo

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212500211
>btw attacking people who don't like a show is perfectly normal, and more people should be like me!
EAT SHIT

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212500909
shut up

ok

the new /brit/ thread so to speak

as it were

the big lump on my penis still hasnt gone away

>youngster
not sure why but i always get amused by this word
just sounds funny to me
you little youngster

>>212504058
Yeah, more or less. Ironically, the patriarch (of whose role the state, and via proxy of the media, has subsumed).

>>212504045
now im really in the mood for a marlboro lmao
i've got a case but hardly ever use it, i should get back in the habit
how are you going to get them at this time?
if it were me id just sleep till the shops open

>>212499507 (OP)
Hey where's frank?

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
idts
this is the thread >>212501652

currently watching simon wilson yell small talk at budget hotel receptionists

>>212504116
i'll be up all night now
might as well get sainsburys to bring me a couple of bottles of wine and 20 marlboro
£36.89
fuck me
i'd never spend that if i was sober

Mad how not a single paki feels remorse for what their community did (as they all knew)

They're really all just mad they eventually got caught

>>212504138
What the fuck is /brit? Fuck off

>>212504145
>£36.89
are they delivering them from a Sainsos in Australia?
that price is mental

>>212504167
precious little ponce aren't you

die

>Delivery fee £0.00
>Fees £3.29
what fees
robbing bastards

>>212504185
I will spark you out you fat fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite

burn

you can always leave this godforsaken thread and return to the original and everything will be ok
>>212501652
>>212501652
>>212501652
<3

>>212499507 (OP)
is that turt?

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504197
tragic

>>212504214
dont believe so

having an apple pie craving

>>212504214
You got fucked already though

just did my first roid dose lads, 250mg of test c today and a further 250mg on thursday
slipping that needle into my arse cheek wasn't as painful as i was expecting to be fair

>>212504177
that's before the tip as well
gonna be £40 IF i don't add a bunch of other random shite so it doesn't look like i'm a mad alcoholic just getting booze and cigs at half 3am
it's far too easy for a drunk lad like me to get taken advantage of by this service
could save a tenner just by taking a walk but nah
clickety click goes the mouse
another £40 out of the bank
mental

>>212504240
>gif
I hope you get fucking killed

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-549a7bd1dfbcc.gif

saw a torrent for a film what was 51gb
what sort of maniac says "ah yes i'll just devote 50gb of space to one film"? honestly

>>212504251
fucked?

been doing 'za deliveries and one customer paid with cash and i left the money where i usually do after my shift and toilberg has been on my arse because there's some cash missing and he thinks i nicked it

The proper schizos come out at night

The thread wars the ponies the thread wars the ponies

>>212502944
>>212503071
hope this answers those two britanons who asked me what I'm going for and responded to my poast

>>212504286
I do
Give me remux or give me death

awful thread
I'll be back sometime later when there are decent posters on again
bye bye

>>212504286
yeah i've seen that
reckon it must be a virus of some kind

>>212504290
End your life you fucking freak of nature

>>212504305
Become dead
https://derpibooru.org/2217720

>>212504287
Without consent, of course

>>212504286
uncompressed 4k filmograph that

>>212504286
Blu ray rip init
Although I thought a BD.50 would be 50gb

>>212504324
Hack yourself away

>>212504269
If it we me putting in an order for cigarettes and alcohol id probably get some crisps as well. The driver wont care. I do supermarket delivery and I don't look at the orders or care what people are buying. At this time of night I bet it's 75% people drinking who order anyway.

>>212499507 (OP)
He looks like Joji aka Filthy Frank.

I just dont think yhe poines should be posted

>>212504316
better yet, don't come back at all yeah?

>>212504316
You sound new

>>212499507 (OP)
die out
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504339
Bleed horrifically

>>212504300
cant be letting anyone speak to you like that
tell him to pull his fucking head in

this nigga like

no mice
no peters
no dragons
and certainly NO PONIES

>>212504343
already ordered it and now you've said that i wish i'd got some crisps lol
oh well
got bombay mix in the cupboard if i need

>>212504345
its him

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504366
>when /x/ posts on /ck/

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

gonna drink a litre of milk before bed to see if it gives me bizarre dreams
dreamt my dad who's been dead for 20 years was alive last night

>>212504358
>>212504379
>>212504389
yeah mate we get it

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504387
hang yourself

right then

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

wut timmy dun do?

>>212499507 (OP)
WTF build-your-own crisp sandwich packs exist? I've been purchasing the ingredients individually all this time.

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504370
I hope he is doing good.

smug ponkiepoosposter loves his smug ponkie poos

>>212504449
are you ok??

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504447
break your spine

Business Idea ; (If you would like to read further, please pay £10. You can pay with credit cards or BTC.)

abandon thread

Tubes, spirals, shells or bow ties?

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

been rewatching dexter, wonder if that pervy japanese fella would've lasted a week without getting thrown out by HR back in 2006, let alone today

>>212504466
https://youtu.be/jghyKdwHnSg

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

so this is rasheed and rorke

>>212504369
i just had my bedtime ciggie. its always my favourite of the day. hope your order gets to you fast.

>>212504523
>>212504514
brown spergnigger lmao

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504542
so this is australia

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504518
good at his job

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504429
It's for Aer Lingus, the Irish government airline. I've never seen them in shops and even if they were you could probably get a loaf and a big share pack of crisps for the same price.

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504559
doakes and debra got in trouble frequently for being TOO good at their jobs

>>212504518
I watched Dexter earlier this year. Pretty fun show but ridiculous storylines. I usually hate token characters but my boy Vince is good.

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504611
>token
you mean in the sense that he's the token oriental or the token pervert?

right then lets have this marlboro red

filtered uzbeki hopefully can remember to unfilter later

might

>>212504609
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504622
oriental

just googled the capital of uzbekistan
it's tashkent
that's one to keep in the back pocket until the pub quiz night

fucking hell it turns out you can't go from smoking benson gold to smoking marlboro red
nearly just threw up
on the plus side i guess these cigs will last me

might join the illuminati lads

>>212504266
inb4 tons of side effects with no gains

been calling the proto-gf "princess", she hasn't objected so i can assume she likes it

>>212504266
you took the plunge?
what hurts the most for me is pushing the test out of the needle

>>212504684
got to smoke them slow. marlboro red hits hard

>>212504684
only fags inhale smoke into the lungs
specially cigarette smoke

australia and new zealand

G'day Princess

>>212504693
her and her friends are probably having a right laugh at your expense

>>212504710
shut the fuck up you llttle slug

wish someone would call me princess haha

>>212499507 (OP)
Execute yourself
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504743
nah nigga.

>>212504743
*pins you against the wall and licks a strip up your neck*
you haven't behaved well enough to be called that

>>212504710
you smoke cigs like they're cigars do you?
silly div

>>212504701
it was burning down like mad so i had to smoke it while there was still something to smoke
brutal
my mouth is buzzing like i just smoked asbestos or something
want my money back

>>212504741
its true, so dont make much sense you comparing one cock to another since youre smoking one either way

>>212504700
which one were you using?
test c is oil-based so you're supposed to grip it in your hand to warm it slightly to make the injection easier

>>212504542
monkeys are exceptional

>>212504769
yea im using test cyp
doctor never taught me that, ill try it next time thanks

Is there a way I can combine all the boards I frequent into one board

>>212504763
nonce drug for fags that stopped being cool 10 years ago lmao

>>212504789
bizarre if you frequent anywhere else tbqh

>>212504797
woman detected

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504805
youre right only women are dumb enough to smoke cigs

>>212504763
first ciggie from any pack is always the worst

>>212504765
slime on somewhere else sluggy sven

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504815
hold the jaw

BLANDA UPP

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

Need a brown gf to impregnate

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504762
um

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

youtube seething its tits off against the unstoppable force of my adblocker

i love the album Wish You Were Here. Probably my favourite.

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504910
remember working it out from total ads blocked since fresh installing windows about 2 years ago and I've blocked about £10,000 worth of ads lol

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504911
https://youtu.be/8295rOMvtQI

>>212504911
what about bladee's icedancer?

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>

>>212504963
I want to remind everyone that you thought that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your cause.
https://derpibooru.org/2065493

>>212504941
I mean Pink Floyd

>>212504942
never heard of it

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212504925
mental. not even a drop in the ocean for them of course, despite how much they'll cry about it

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

What's going on with this Latvian fella

4chan too poor to hire mods

>>212505007
its lee on a vpn, just filter til the next thread

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505007
he's imitating a gimmick that's been dead for 10+ years

>>212505013
lee left when he got doxxed, it's just saddos who have no other relevance who post the bait then spend HOURS responding to it

right whats all this then

>>212504693
holy gimp

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

LOL
L
O
L

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505027
i think it's a botnet they choose threads at random. one time they posted in a duplicate /brit/ nobody was using

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
die out
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
burn alive
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

still a better poster than heathermong

>>212505160
true....

defenestrating a poo

wonder if they'll get back to me

>>212504855
i've been saying this for years

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505235
I want you fucking dead
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

>>212505223
doubt it

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

right so that was fred durst's chocolate starfish

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
bleed
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

notice the concert in the background

>>212505328
UM

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

can't believe i spelled the word "tumor" as "tumour" because i thought that was the british spelling
like color and colour
state of me

>>212499507 (OP)
kys
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505374
>this is what will get other people to like me as a person!
I really hope you get fucking killed
https://derpibooru.org/1399919

>>212505387
Why do you lot put unnecessary ‘u’s into random words?

someone rouse catyank from his slumber and make him smite this blaggard immediately

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212499507 (OP)
The most objectionable aspect of this pic is the absolute, abandoned, sandy desert dessication of the lawn area. Phoenix?

Both Lee and the twat that’s riling him up need fired into the sun.

>>212505431
Break your limbs
https://derpibooru.org/2065473
https://derpibooru.org/images/2495837

>>212505415
the english language is a bottomless rabbithole of unnecessary rules and traditions and conventions and inconsistencies
listen to a glaswegian speak english
technically, that's still english even though it really should qualify as a separate language

>>212505415
you took them out, silly

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

mad how lindsay lohan was fit but then became a hideous trainwreck and now is fit again

>listen to a glaswegian speak english
I’d rather not.

>>212505509
She’s fit again but it’s a post-wall fit.

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505515
Hack yourself away
https://derpibooru.org/images/2276287

where the FUCK has the weekend gone

redpill me on Derby

>>212505511
you're missing out
the glaswegian dialect is beautiful
if variety is the spice of life, then glaswegian is the spiciest of english accents

Lee rn

>>212505547
it's a boring place not worthy of note

>>212505524
don't matter to me none
she's also obviously had plastic surgery but it's well-done and she doesn't look like she's properly bogged herself

>>212505563
For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2315856
https://derpibooru.org/images/2261930
https://derpibooru.org/images/2194478
https://derpibooru.org/images/2180598
https://derpibooru.org/images/2065493
https://derpibooru.org/images/2065488
https://derpibooru.org/images/2065479
https://derpibooru.org/images/2065476
https://derpibooru.org/images/2065474
https://derpibooru.org/images/2065473
https://derpibooru.org/images/1379030
https://derpibooru.org/275739
https://derpibooru.org/699384
https://derpibooru.org/1168880
https://derpibooru.org/images/1272508
https://derpibooru.org/images/530961
https://derpibooru.org/959912
https://derpibooru.org/images/1359662
https://derpibooru.org/images/2182907
https://derpibooru.org/images/344719
https://derpibooru.org/images/1538757
https://derpibooru.org/images/36013
https://derpibooru.org/images/160945
https://derpibooru.org/1275458
https://derpibooru.org/images/182042
https://derpibooru.org/136176
https://derpibooru.org/images/767267
https://derpibooru.org/1073719
https://trixiebooru.org/images/1162040
https://trixiebooru.org/images/1589309
https://trixiebooru.org/images/1538757
https://trixiebooru.org/617465
http://phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-go-seek-School-of-Athens-269099858
http://phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Go-Seek-The-Tower-of-Babel-438509098
http://phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Go-Seek-The-Coronation-of-Napoleon-42885218

Emma Watson packing me a lunch (she shat in a brown paper bag.

>>212505468
Strange opinion for a Brit. My naive dialect is United States Great lakes, but I find almost everything in the English speaking world easily intelligible.

>>212499507 (OP)
Fucking die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

still not as bad as the constant race baiting and talk about wogs
reminder those people report every single post where I tell ou to go report them, and they do so because it upsets and disrupts them. it is not worth for them if they get reported. that ought to be reason enough for you

>>212505592
hello emmayank how are you today

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505601
>but I find almost everything in the English speaking world easily intelligible.
No you don’t. If you saw two Glaswegians engaging in conversation you wouldn’t understand a single word. Same with ebonics. I knew a guy from Atlanta that spoke the most unintelligible bix nood I’ve ever heard. Complete jive talk. Couldn’t understand a word of it.

>>212499507 (OP)
die
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

might move to america and join the klan

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

for some reason i thought that posting this would put me in the moral high ground

>>212505630
That's not English in the defining sense and you know it.

Call me Keir

Somebody’s pitching a tent!

>>212505644
Crack your limbs
https://derpibooru.org/1927457
https://derpibooru.org/1399924
https://derpibooru.org/2180598
https://derpibooru.org/2065474
https://derpibooru.org/2065488
https://derpibooru.org/2065473
https://derpibooru.org/2065462
https://derpibooru.org/2315856
https://derpibooru.org/1399922
https://derpibooru.org/1399923
https://derpibooru.org/2065481
https://derpibooru.org/1393134
https://derpibooru.org/2065469
https://derpibooru.org/1927454
https://derpibooru.org/2244984
https://derpibooru.org/1927458
https://derpibooru.org/1379030
https://derpibooru.org/1399925
https://derpibooru.org/2065493
https://derpibooru.org/1927455
https://derpibooru.org/1399920
https://derpibooru.org/2519288
https://derpibooru.org/2019428
https://derpibooru.org/2065476

>>212505601
if english is your first language then it comes instinctively, like any first language
even the mad writing conventions like the different pronunciations of "ough" (rough, bough, trough, though, thought etc)
god bless the poor bastards who have to learn it as a second language
it has over million words, more than any other language in history
most english speakers only ever learn about a quarter of them if i've heard correctly
and that's not accounting for all the different ways each word can be pronounced based on all the different dialects
imagine being some poor johnny foreigner coming to england and thinking you know english, and you wind up in newcastle
"aye haway man, divvin ye gan doon owa tha toon tha neet lad..."
no chance

>>212499507 (OP)
slit your throat
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

the real Lee would have never surrendered

caught this sexy meowth for some reason
found a shiny meowth but it looks basically the same as the other one soo

>>212505709
Drown in acid
https://derpibooru.org/2065474
https://derpibooru.org/2519288
https://derpibooru.org/2065488
https://derpibooru.org/2065469
https://derpibooru.org/2065473
https://derpibooru.org/1399924
https://derpibooru.org/2315856
https://derpibooru.org/1927457
https://derpibooru.org/2180598
https://derpibooru.org/2065462
https://derpibooru.org/2065481
https://derpibooru.org/1393134
https://derpibooru.org/1399922
https://derpibooru.org/1927454
https://derpibooru.org/1927458
https://derpibooru.org/1379030
https://derpibooru.org/2244984
https://derpibooru.org/1399925
https://derpibooru.org/2065493
https://derpibooru.org/1381628
https://derpibooru.org/1927455
https://derpibooru.org/1399925
https://derpibooru.org/1399920
https://derpibooru.org/2019428

From today's march on Pari.

>>212505716
do us a favour
take a step back and look at yourself

im very tickling and skittish when it comes to tickling

>>212505728
These fucking subhumans clearly can't do that themselves

caught over 300 Pokemon since 5PM yesterday (said it like that because I did nothing for most of the first half)

>>212505746
do you think you're superior?
look at how you've been spending the last few hours
is that how a superior human spends his time?

third leebait's the charm

>>212499507 (OP)
burn
https://derpibooru.org/images/3001360

>>212505732
some people are into that

if you get a Pokemon candy 20 berries in, dont keep going. just stop it. let it cvme hvme and start again if you want the gym XP. feed someone elses Pokemon

>>212505760
a superior human spends his hours posting on /shit/

at least I am not a pedophile

>>212505765
>gif
Drink bleach

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-7ed037d7c4ced.gif

What I wouldn’t give to devour her ass cheese.

>>212505781
look at his poor form
his right fist should be palm back, knuckles up, close to his chin until his arm is outstretched in the punch when you twist it in the strike
shouldn't be reaching back to punch with the right hand like that anyway
amateur
i'd batter barney

cigarette and a nap for breakfast when im done rolling this ciggy

might stop buying food and buy 1kg of protein powder for £30 instead
(100g protein a day but I weigh like 13st)

>>212505699
You're obviously distorting the sense and definition of intelligibility..who knows why.

usually i can find a reason to hate any female celebrity but tina fey is the singular exception
there must be something wrong with her that i haven't found out about yet

>>212505858
>I weigh like 13st
fat bastard

whatever happened to that technique in films where two characters are talking on the phone and they'd split the screen down the middle (sometimes with a line that's shaped like one of those curled phone cords) to show both characters at once?

oh yeah this is going to sound MENTAL but I have been sort of jogging whenever I want- only for 20m or something short like that at a time - and I noticed today that I recovered a lot faster and didnt get tired as fast I guess as well. there is also the thing about, the more someone does, the better their heart can cope whilst DOING the activity they are doing, like going back to fast, then going down again not to resting but from within exercise

>>212505861
it's cute that you're lecturing me on the english language whilst clearly struggling with it yourself

going to feed the gulls pepto bismol or someshit

>>212505899
how long has it been since you took a shower?

>>212505899
that'll sort out their heartburn mate
good on you

>>212505901
on Saturday
not going to shower every day thats retarded

>>212505910
smelly boy

need to clean off all the dick cheese... and wash my penis..

is there a better album than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VLZTa4_MU

going to get my dick sucked or fucked. how? IJK

n-word Zodiac

time it took to hear about black people today:

>>212505889
It's cute that so so parochial.

>>212505614

42 minutes
impressive thats almost 10x longer than it takes YouTube or generic irl ad (in real life we have a "this is what a women looks like" ad)

> -chial
yes there is a transverse(?) band on the nail - the thumb, actually. the thumb part is important. it isnt Mees lines. there was a video on YT ages ago which brought up something similar to the other thing but she got it wrong. I said I would search it up again but didnt. also, I thought about that today even

edging takes up a lot of my time it's pretty griom

>>212505972
the fuck are you on about?

>>212505999
is it so popular because you dont have a foreskin

Apply suction to the penis and begin the massage of the nutsack

>>212506003
i have a foreskin. it makes the experience that much better

getting rorked

>>212505966
do you think the english language is consistent?
i suppose a sidewalk is a sidewalk, and a faucet is a faucet, and a stroller is a stroller
anyone who uses a different word for these things isn't speaking english?
even in the usa, a soda is a pop is a coke
you call me parochial, while believing english is something universal between english speakers
english is three different languages sat on each others shoulders hiding in a trenchcoat
and that is a massive understatement

Beaus liens

>>212506035
ok I was just thinking about it earlier during a wank
theres the foreskin and then just ballache or whatever. I mean for jerking off lots (usually I can go 3 times a day or so forever if I want)
"gooning" is boring

whenever I wank I cum in under a minute

>>212506086
ask your therpist for meth

>>212506092
not sure that'll work

>>212506106
go to the GP and tell them you think meth should be legal to cure your aliment

mental how I am on a permanent blacklist thatll follow me everywhere in the UK saying not to give me meth or opiates just for having an interest and hobbies with doing meth and growing opiates, which is ironic because there is a meth shortage and I would just sell the produce to the NHS

fake tobulus

>>212506132
are you actually blacklisted? how does that even happen?

>>212506149
for asking them for meth
which is unfair in my opinion

>>212506047
Sprawling as is in terms of lexicon, it's amazingly firm. This has been the case even since Shakespeare, never mind Johnson.

brb nap for breakfast (for the shops to open)

>Erin Patterson found guilty of murder.

>A jury in Australia has convicted the mother of two of killing her estranged husband’s relatives by serving them beef wellington made with death cap mushrooms

gfberg and i have never done any bum play because neither of us are into it (at least i'm not, she could be secretly for all i know), wonder if she'd be embarrassed if she realised i've seen her anus hundreds of times and she's probably never seen mine once

>>212506163
sure, it's still technically one language
i can understand it in florida, glasgow, singapore, nigeria, antarctica
a lingua franca is by definition understood wherever it's found
but try telling that to the chinese student in glasgow trying to figure out what bawbag means
yes, english is one language, but it's so diverse as to be many languages
swedish and norwegian are technically different languages, but they're more similar than various english dialects

>>212506202
read this post and mere seconds later i overheard mum talking to someone about it on the phone

>>212506282
Think I'm going Yasmin and ALIMA

>>212506282
meg dejon cor

>>212506279
This happens far too often to be considered a coincidence. I'm convinced this is God's way of communicating with us but I'm not sure what exact message he is trying to convey with such wizardry.

>>212506282
Sophie is MUCH TOO PICKY

>>212506324
when i was delivering pizzas last night i had two deliveries at once to next-door neighbours, now THAT was a coincidence

want to stop letting the dogbergs go outside at all because every time i do they start a barking war with the neighbour's dog, but if i keep them inside then they shit and piss everywhere
can't bloody win, i hate dogs

>>212506282
literally all ugly

>>212506382
hate my gfs dog

annoyin bastid

finkin kittingtonshire are superior

Gn /brit/ hope none of you have as terrible of a night as me

>>212506415
tomorrow will be better
you'll be alright

why can't zoomers just have normal haircuts? it's always either that broccoli thing or a mullet

might unpack my truth about my lived experience

>>212506445
fear of standing out innit
we used to love being different back in my day
someone looks a bit mad and it was appreciated
nowadays you stand out and you're on tiktok getting laughed at
so everyone looks and acts the same
sad

>>212506415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bx-zysZwBQ
You ever seen this?

>>212506466
i think it's the opposite actually, young people are always trying to stand out and establish an identity, but there are many such cases where attempts at non-conformity and up as conformity, you had the same with the emo kids back in the day all dressing and acting the same

left eye is sore and something feels weird in my sinuses and liverberg is a bit tender either the drinking has finally caught up with me or ive got some tropical incel bedroom disease

watching mean girls (2004)

>>212506415
Goodnight sweet dreams

>>212506472
Kek

Emma Watson being shown some of my more extreme posts about her.

>>212506445
We are all fucking bald LEAVE US ALONE ABOUT THE BROCCOLI HAIR WE ARE LITERALLY ALL FUCKING BALDING

>>212506564
youre like ricardo lopez but infinitely more boring

Withering away

>>212506522
i know what you mean but there was a lot of different crowds back then
your emos
your goths
your metalheads
your hippies
your townies
and so on
and they did all cling to the fashion of their group, as a way to rebel against the mainstream
i don't know what the kids are into nowadays
i'm old and it's confusing
it's mental suddenly being on this side of the culture

reckon i'd look like brian moser from dexter if i had the same kind of hairstyle
dexter also has a similar hairstyle but his is a different colour obviously

>>212506592
Don’t know who that is but I’m not some beaner.

>>212506603
yeah the zooms don't really have much in the way of subcultures, the internet has really homogenised the lot of them.
still, the basic principles that govern youthful attempts to define themselves are still doing the things they've always done

might go get a phd in physics and invent a time machine

>>212501652
>>212501652
>>212501652
reckon we might as well all start posting here now on account of the post limit

>>212506622
he's the lad who stalked and tried to mail bomb bjork in the 90s

>>212506671
>285 posts

>>212506683
it was at 310 but a spammer just got all his posts removed

Janny on a mad one deleting barneyfag’s posts.

COS I'M JUST A TEENAGE NAZI, BABY
LISTENING TO JOSEPH GOEBBELS, MAYBE