Lads on tour edition

>>212507933 (OP)
Why do whites act like Nogs in Asia?

yeeh

Exhuming sexual energy

Always use nail scissors, me. The sensation of clippers is grim

>>212510000
i would say the complete opposite is true, for me

I liked gov.uk when it was black, why is it blue now

>>212509975
the word you're looking for is exuding

exhuming refers to digging a corpse out the ground

>there is no epstein client list and no evidence of any trafficking and epstein killed himself btw(for no apparent reason as he didnt do anything wrong and histamine is in prison for trafficking to nobody)

oh my days, 4chan actually supported this stooge trump lmao

>>212510017
Due to woke

>>212510027
lol libtards seething

I actually have an op at McDonalds. In the maccies at Victoria Station there’s a homeless woman who always glares at me and mutters when I go in. She always sits within eyesight of me and I see her writing shit on napkins which she then screws up and throws in the bin. This has happened at least 5 times in the past year.

/brit/ isn't an incel community though most of us are shaggers

>>212510040
>going mcdonalds often enough to have opps there
grim af

>>212507933 (OP)
faustian lad

>>212510017
it was determined that the black UI caused people to go utterly mental and die

>>212510027
Well it looks like it's all been cleared up anyway. Time to focus on something else I think!

>>212510054
"sure"

On the calorie deficit ting

jeffrey crepstein

rorkes daughter getting nonced by politicians in the middle of the atlantic ocean to "own the libs"

>>212510055
I go to once a week and I usually just get a coffee there or a coke so I can sit in and use my laptop

lf Trump says theres nothing else going on l trust him

the mandem calling rorke jeffrey crepstein coz mans shoes are a dead ting

i refuse to be defined by my sexual activity or lack thereof

>>212510097
grimmmmmmmm

>Donald Trump’s paedo mate did nothing wrong
>t. Donald Trump

Properly examining my facial features and realising that I’m not a shagger and it was all just a cope

>>212510121
How so?

the incel inside sticker on my laptop is peeling off

>>212510151
Wasn’t worth posting the first time.

sucking a coffee

thinking i might start playing video games. anyone know where to start?

Shamefurrrr dispray!

>>212507933 (OP)
>>212509939
/int considers one of these okay and of them not, simply cause of the colour of the perpetrator's skin

>>212510174
the greeks

>>212510174
computer

>>212510174
pong

Skinamarink a dinky dink
Skinamarinky doo
I love poo

We really should popularise monastic orders again
In our post-Boomer social order not every man is destined to shag but he may still be destined to a good life, perhaps even a great one in service of a higher purpose

serious answers only please. I want to get into video gamws

>>212510213
gd post

In bed. Farting.

>video gamws

>>212510174
minesweeper

>>212510214
Do you reckon you're better/more interested in activity or in cleverness?

Lost another 2kg this week

>>212510174
dark souls

I literally don't play video games and anime looks like a one way path to sucking your thumb and then sticking it up your butt.

>>212510244
Good work lad

>>212510239
i dint fucking know do i?

>>212509865
Consciousness is physical. It's just electrical and chemical activity in your brain. That's why brain injuries affect your consciousness. And it's why drugs flowing through your bloodstream (e.g. alcohol, cannabis, etc) affect your consciousness as well.

Going to sleep, now there’s a hobby.

>>212510244
alri careless drug dealer

>>212510263
this is fallacious reasoning you have demonstrated that external factors can affect consciousness, not that consciousness is physical

>>212510174
super mario bros

coffees good today

Opinions on double-edge razor blades?

>>212510259
well play pong and minesweeper and work it out
then I'll know whether to suggest Getting Over It or Plague Inc

>>212510277
can i playuthis on laptop?
its a lenovo thinkpad

>>212510275
bodied that freak non-physically

If this were my gf my tongue would never leave her arsehole.

You can't understand consciousness until you've done a shitload of LSD and DMT I think

>>212510291
they're a double edged sword

fellatius more like

>>212510291
been using a safety razor
, its peng

>>212510309
low iq take

>>212510214
I got one of those cheap emulator gameboy like things from aliexpress with thousands of games preloaded that is pretty good

>>212510307
Even when she shits?

>>212510270
Is there a sleep simulator I can play? Get my little lady man character tucked in bed, and then watch him sleep? Get a grip

any good games for lenovo think pads? intel core 17 is specs

>>212510333
openrct2

>>212510291
Best way to shave. Cheapest. Avoids ingrown hairs. More variety in blades

>>212510324
Especially when she shits

I relapsed last night and had a lad over from grindr. Feel like shit because he brought over weed as well and poppers and I wanted to go clean. Why is gay sex so tempting lads

diego, catholicism or orthodoxy? which do you rep

>>212510322
Got one that was obviously a whole-of-class project for an electrical engineering course and the games must have been ordered by the grade they got because they get shitter and shitter the further down the list you go

im actually progressing at bench press can probably move up weight soon

>>212510291
took me a good few months to get the hang of it but once I did it was worth it

but yeah it wasn't great for a while there

>>212510359
who molested you?

>>212510114
underrated post

>>212507933 (OP)
amazing x love this x and if you're a miserable cunt who needs to get a life if you don't x

>>212510345
A clue gained.

>>212510377
Eating my brekkie I don’t wanna fucking see that

>>212510377
Jfc lad were you shaving with a steak knife?

>>212510387
For me, it's fantasising that one of the old japanese ladies karate chopped his head into neat halves

Screaming

18 July will mark the 100th anniversary of Mein Kampf. How will you be celebrating?

>>212510429
going notting hill

>>212510429
Playing xbox360 in mein kampfy chair

>>212510429
lil bit if gay porn x

>>212510429
cod zombies

>>212510429
Wanking and farting in bed.

>>212510427
>we dont want your kind here, holmes

>>212510414
Feather blades, what I still use today.

But yeah they're very sharp and I didn't know what I was doing then.

need to poo before I go out, but it isn't quite ready yet

>>212510429
Every day since the Nazis got their shit shoved back is a celebration

>>212510427
cowboys vs indians

>>212510481
sad seeing young lasses get bogged lips

The owner treated me to one six pack of beer

>>212510482
Let's get it out of you then lad
*attaches a hose to the vacuum*

>>212510275
>Alcohol affects how brain chemicals called ‘neurotransmitters’ work. The main neurotransmitters affected by alcohol are GABA and Glutamate. These work in opposite ways.
>GABA ‘calms’ the brain and body. Alcohol increases the effect of GABA, so at low levels alcohol can make you feel calmer, or less anxious.
>Glutamate ‘stimulates’ the brain and body. Alcohol decreases the effect of Glutamate, so drinking alcohol can make you feel less alert.
https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/mental-health/mental-illnesses-and-mental-health-problems/alcohol-mental-health-and-the-brain

Alcohol changes the physical processes of the brain and that's why your consciousness is altered if you drink alcohol. Consciousness is just the physical processes of your brain.

playing OpenRCT2. bit tricky with the mouse pad

So here’s the story, my father was in hospital 9 months ago. During his time in there (5 months) he somehow got drawn into a crypto scam and ended up transferring his entire life savings (around 275k) to the scammer. He only told me about this 2 weeks ago and I’ve now learned that they persuaded him to sell his house to one of those companies that buy below market value. The scammer was phoning him regularly and told him to get the house sale paid into a revolut account I didn’t know he had. As soon as the money hit the account they got him to download an app which gave them access to his device and details and they emptied it. I’m guessing they told him to set that up because his savings got transferred from principality building society and his HSBC current account to the revolut account by himself in smaller increments. I’ve got the police involved and they spent 4 hours going through things with him yesterday. He’s very upset as you can imagine but I’m incredibly angry at him for getting involved in it when he didn’t need more money in the first place. In total he’s lost 505k. I don’t hold out much hope for him getting much, if anything back. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I don’t know what else I can do.

might get a pip claim in. got acne haven't i

>>212510481
>nosering
automatic 0/10

Dossing the day away in your jim jams again?

>>212510519
you've just repeated the same fallacy i complained about

listening to the same song over and over again today

Your consciousness dies when you go to sleep. The 'you' that is experiencing today won't live to see tomorrow. Instead a new consciousness will bubble up upon waking, with access to all previous days' memories, including today. So it will feel like you, but it won't be you. You only have today, or until you go to sleep, then another consciousness takes over.

>>212510545
Maybe. What's it to you then minge

it's not my fault I'm an incel

>>212510570
don't ever take that tone with me again

on the loo

>>212510567
Utter load of shite this.

>>212510567
>believe something that is not lived experience and has no evidence for it
>or just take the common sense answer that indeed when i fall asleep i wake back up again
why would anyone believe this

>>212510574
yes it is. therefore you deserve scorn

smart people dont spend their days debating consciousness on 4chan

>>212510584
I'll doss in your jim jams if you keep it up

>>212510614
I'm not smart

>>212510612
no it's not

>>212510567
you're thinking of Mikey 17 or the transporters from Star Trek

>>212510633
bodied that freak

>>212510549
Let's say you have a petrol car engine, and you put diesel in that engine. You run the engine but it eventually stops because it has the wrong type of fuel. Do you conclude:

a) The engine runs using physical processes. There are physical explanations for why the wrong type of fuel causes the engine to stop.
b) Actually there are some mysterious non-physical processes going on which explain why the wrong type of fuel causes the engine to stop. We don't know what those non-physical processes are. We also don't know how they interact with the physical engine. We also have no evidence whatsoever to support the idea that these non-physical processes exist. But we should believe in them anyway, because we're too lazy to investigate the physical processes that could explain why the engine stopped.

there's something wrong with my tap

>>212510655
fallacy of equivalence

>>212510633
hi deegs

>>212510659
looks normal to me

>>212510659
Nice chebs on you lad

>>212510659
when you see it you'll shit bricks

it's utterly insane how there are young white attractive girls living in poverty
if you're white and blonde and pretty you deserve a luxury apartment no questions asked
there are very few girls of this kind and they need to be preserved

>>212510590
>>212510591
>>212510651

It can't be disproven based on what we know (or rather don't know) about consciousness.

You open your web browser on your computer, an instance of the computer program spins up. This instance is able to read files on your computer harddrive, browse the web, and write files to your computer's memory. This is analogous to your consciousness.

The comforting (but unproven) view is that going to sleep is akin to closing your laptop with the browser still running. Then the next day the laptop is opened and the same instance of the browser-- You-- carries on living.

The discomforting (yet plausible) view is that when you go to sleep you close the browser, that process is killed in the terminal, and tomorrow a new instance spins up. The new instance has access to all the files on the HDD, including any that yesterday's instance of the browse wrote to memory, lending a sense of continuity yet it is undeniably a separate program.

getting circumcised

i have acquired a job interview

>>212510666
You're genuinely the thickest person that has ever posted in /brit/ by a large distance

got the day off toil, give me some ideas of what I can do

>>212510739
you've just spent a lot of words to rewrite what i've already said
i agree it can't be disproven
it also cant be proven
yet it is contrary to common sense
so why reason do i have to suppose this elaborate idea over common sense, ockham's razer etc

>>212510799
>wank
>get drunk
>get high
>wank

the one where Hal feeds Lois haha can't believe they had an episode around a feeder fetish on a kids show omdz

>>212509939
>shirtless pole-dancing in public for free

>razer

>>212510796
yet another fallacy this time ad hominem

>>>/gif/29092122

>>212510739
>This is analogous to your consciousness
No it isn't

>>212510357
are you jeet ?

>>212510812
already done one (technically two) of those things

>>212510826
this one made me diamonds not even gay
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751811544175868.webm

>>212510831
>never married/never had a relationship
yet
>must not be judgemental about her past
she must have had so many random cocks lmao

>>212510826
>>212510853
um

>not even gay

>paki coworker got rugpulled investing in a shitcoin and is now raging because he's lot £500

>>212510873
not gay to prone bone a man feels exactly the same as a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf_l3EGQvL8

Morning /brit/sters

carlybender sharing gay porn, can't wait for the inevitable chat about ariana grande and then some more tranny shit

>>212510897
big fan of the 69 album me

>>212510803
Where we disagree then is that you believe the same consciousness carrying over is "common sense".

While I will agree with you that that is the most comforting view, especially from the perspective of a conscious 'being' having to contend with living either another ~12 hours or another ~50 years, I disagree that this means it is "common sense". You want it to be true. So do I. But that doesn't make it any more or less plausible than us two people speaking here and now not living to see tomorrow, despite our bodies and brains doing so.

>if you believe it then why not go out today and commit crimes since the consequences will be faced by tomorrow's you, and not you today?
Because I still feel empathy, for other people and my future selves.

>>212510841
As I said, there's currently no way of disproving this based on what we currently understand / can observe.

Leftypol singing "Don't Look Back in Anger" at the 7/7 victim memorial

>>212510905
What's your favourite?

>>212510919
how is it not common sense?
if i wake up as the same person i went to sleep the common sense answer is obviously that i am the same person

>>212510940
all my little words and the book of love

Reckon I'd look fit in drag

>>212510823
>Evidence for non-physical processes involved in consciousness: none
I accept your concession

>>212510948
if you think that's bad gurdjieff believed every time you get distracted you change into a different person

>if i wake up as the same person i went to sleep the common sense answer is obviously that i am the same person

>>212510964
>Evidence for physical processes causing consciousness: none
I accept your concession

>>212510952
Good stuff, prefer the Get Lost album me

>>212510857
with that figure they must have been throwing themselves at her

>>>/fit/76333333
>>>/fit/76333333
>>>/fit/76333333

listening to this song me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWatA2wZg8

>go for a walk
>go to bed
possibilities are endless

>>212510857
She’s not real every one of them is AI

another day wasted

>>212510948
I'm not saying your consciousness wakes up in another person's body or vice versa.

What I am saying is that your brain is a computer with physical components, hardware, the nuts and bolts or rather phyiscal neurons and pathways within your brain. Your consciousness is software which is run daily on that computer. Each sleep/wake cycle opens/closes a NEW instance of the consciousness program within the computer that is your brain. This consciousness (that you experience as 'You') feels like the same ones that came before it because it has access to all their memories but it is not the same.

>you already said all this!
Yeah but I'm saying it again because you appear to have interpreted it as some sort of Freaky Friday body swap thing lol.

surely you lot have something better to do

>>212511003
Idgi

>>212511007
>female vocalist

>>212511007
Get the tits posted x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXtUk6O1ZA

>>212511056
doing job apps but got 'xiety about saying the wrong thing

>>212511053
>Yeah but I'm saying it again because you appear to have interpreted it as some sort of Freaky Friday body swap thing lol.
no that is your illiteracy
again considering dreams etc there is no reason for me to think i have to "reboot" my consciousness each night
you provide no reason to believe your elaborate fantasy
common sense and ockham's razor says you're wrong

He just popped in to 4chan to make a snarky post about how he's busy with life yet apparently still obsessed with us

>ockham's razor

I can’t get a job for some reason I’m unhireable it’s not even fair I WANT TO WORK I don’t want to be a dole scrounger I don’t even claim

Shant be greentexting nor Bradleying spelling errors which are obviously made on purpose

rorke's da

imagine getting a rimjob in the arse after taking a poo... cor

>>212511133
least deluded brit poster

>>212511133
Why tf would you ever go public with something like this. Even if I was scammed for a million pound I could never embarrass myself publicly like this

best /brit/ thread ever

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212499507/

My heart remains, stony and in pain
I never thought that you would fall in my estimation

>>212511082
You are free to believe I am wrong.

There's nothing in our experiences or actions that can prove what I'm suggesting versus what you're suggesting. So in that regard we'd be as well to carry on living as if we DO continue to exist into tomorrow. But we don't know for sure.

And to your point about dreams, you're not dreaming all night. There are long periods each night where you are not dreaming and are not experiencing anything resembling conscious brain activity.

>>212510978
We can observe the physical processes of the brain which constitute consciousness. We know how drugs and brain injuries change the physical processes of the brain, and we can see those changes manifested in behaviour. And people will report changes in their consciousness based upon drugs they've taken / brain injuries they've had.

Your stance is like observing the physical processes of a car engine and then saying: "No those processes don't actually cause the rotation of the crankshaft, that's fallacious reasoning. Instead the engine is explained by non-physical processes. Which non-physical processes? I have no idea. Do I have any evidence to support the idea that these non-physical processes exist? No, I have none."

>can you send me the $100 apple card

right. which one of you came to nz to diddle our kiddies?

>>212511133
Funny how they chose Brangelina, must be the same scammer

>>212511179
me installing grindr

Two absolute horrid poos this morning

>>212511178
how do you not get it lmao
you have an eleborate fantasy without any evidence
there is no reason for anyone but you to believe it
and yet there is ample logic (common sense and ockam's razor) to reject it

>>212511056
watching youtube videos all day me

>>212511159
Kept up the effort to not let the yank thread win

blasted that fool into smithereens

>>212511195
>We can observe the physical processes of the brain which constitute consciousness.
do we?
>We know how drugs and brain injuries change the physical processes of the brain, and we can see those changes manifested in behaviour. And people will report changes in their consciousness based upon drugs they've taken / brain injuries they've had.
already addressed this fallacy
>Your stance is like observing the physical processes of a car engine and then saying: "No those processes don't actually cause the rotation of the crankshaft, that's fallacious reasoning. Instead the engine is explained by non-physical processes. Which non-physical processes? I have no idea. Do I have any evidence to support the idea that these non-physical processes exist? No, I have none
already addressed this fallacy
it is telling that despite the repeated asks from myself and others you are unable to provide any evidence that consciousness is made by physical processes, and instead keep repeating the same clearly incoherent fallacies.

>>212511133
these are the types of people who fearmonger about AI btw. utter fucking retards. we're having to artificially dull our deaccelerate our progress as a civilisation because mongs like these can't help but be fooled by the most blatant shit imaginable

>>212511159
State

>>212511159
The fuck?

>>212511218
I've said as much as I want to say on the matter.

>>212511233
ever had sex with a woman?

>>212511274
no x

>>212511197
Previously on Breaking Bad

>>212511262
it's some sort of robotic network

reminder that "diego" and "brick" is just heathermong samefagging his own chatgpt posts

>>212511269
its just queer you'd spend your time here detailing your fantasises yet providing no evidence for it
and then getting annoyed when people reject it

Mental how I was high and having gay sex only 12 hours ago and now I’m sat in boring work using Excel

Can we have a few hours without talking about one of these personalities?

>>212511274
only ones with willies

im always so BOOOOOOORED

>>212511284
fair enough mate, thanks for taking part in the /brit/ census. now I've surveyed everyone I'll be on my way to compile the data, cheerio x

>>212511326
the non conscious cucknadian is obsessed as it has no life outside 4chan

>>212511304
Do you wake up and immediately just start posting about heathermong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5DQRXzPx8

do you resent the way your parents raised you?

>>212511342
yes he will be doing this now in every thread until after midnight

>>212511345
not allowed

>>212511310
Not everyone has to be annoyed all the time lad. We had a conversation, that's all.

>>212511345
um

Foreign ownership buyout in 3... 2... 1...

>>212511326
no
>>212511342
no i make some coffee first
>>212511364
and you'll take it lol

>>212511376
ok lad my bad you seemed a bit put out no one agreed with you

Kind of embarrassing that I'll just regularly on a whim chuck £10-£20 on slot games with retarded names like "king Kong cash" or "big bass splash"

>>212511240
See: >>212510796

sir poo charmer

>>212511402
has it become like a habit/ritual for you would you say?

>>212511415
see >>212510823

was briefly considering getting a job as an evri courier but their reputation did not impress

>>212511431
hmm no but your free to believe whatever headcanon you need for your little dollhouse

as time goes on it has become clear that I am owed a big lottery win, the euromillions perhaps

I need that money and quite frankly I deserve it

>>212511454
worked for royal mail for a bit delivering parcels and it was crap

Sir Hard Bastard

I think the people of this country have had enough of experts

>>212511494
gromiting

yes i do suffer from fibromyalgia

>>212511455
i dont even know what that means sorry

>>212511491
sounds comfy, would at least be nice to say you're a postman

>>212511530
that's good

We stand with Israel

>>212510119
that decision is not yours to make

>applying a new job
>like my current job and my colleagues, so I think to myself I’ll do it if they at least pay X
>a single penny under X and I won’t do it
>the Hr calls me
>”ive got your offer ready!”
>its X

((they)) don't want you to know this but the proper pronunciation of qantas is kantas

postman pat was irish diaspora btw

>>212511448
Evidence that you've presented to support the idea that consciousness is non-physical: none.

I accept your concession.

>>212511575
Postman Padraig

>>212511595
Scream

>>212511587
Evidence that you've presented to support the idea that consciouss is caused by physical processes: none.

I accept your concession.

>>212511595
and his black and white “cat”

>>212510791
i too saw that video

>>212511604
What's so funny? Pádraig is a legit name

>>212511587
The evidence is Diego just feels like he’s right and therefore he’s right. He isn’t a logical person in any sense he literally believes the story of Noah’s Ark literally happened for fuck sake

Want a Mujver kebab but too scared to try and pronounce it and just get falafel instead

>>212510857
>works in gucci
random BLACK cocks

Saw a sad news story from Italy which has ruined my day

>>212511636
The faustian spirit in display

>>212511629
The evidence is Brick just feels like he’s right and therefore he’s right. He isn’t a logical person in any sense he literally believes that consciousness is formed exclusively from physical processes for fuck sake

>>212510880
i wish i had £500

>>212511642
I have an exberg who works in Selfridges for a similar store, there's a massive amount of rich older guys who try to charm the shop girls buy offering to buy them something

>>212510359
Describe what happened altogether. Who shagged who

>>212511063
she said she eats whole foods
anon suggests she should eat half foods

for me it's archie the inventor

>>212510534
Is this a real post lads

>>212511542
It could have been comfy if it were just me in the van getting on with it but the majority of the loops had 2 people assigned so it was me with another lad every day and I'm a big autistic freak so with each passing day this other lad grew to think I was weirder and weirder as I sat there quietly, freakishly.

Also there was quiet a boisterous, laddish culture in the sorting office, not great for an unassertive autismoid like myself. I found it quite overwhelming to be honest and felt like I didn't really know what I was doing. Problem being that if you don't bundle up all your shit perfectly in the sorting office then when you're out on the street it's a fucking nightmare if letters you've tied up with plastic bands don't perfectly match the layout of the streets. In theory the frames in the sorting office are meant to solve this problem but in practice each route has loads of tiny nuances to be learned.

It's dead easy to get the job though so if you fancy it it's worth a shot. The interview was literally me turning up and the guy was like "OK, here's your starting date", no questions asked. I think they have quite a high turnover. Also you need to be fit but you'll grow into it if you're not that fit.

>>212511676
mmhmm desperate timmy sr xx

>>212511718
don’t know tldr

>>212511610
I'm not saying consciousness is caused by physical processes; I'm saying consciousness IS a set of physical processes. We can observe those processes. Here is some evidence to suggest that consciousness is a bunch of physical processes in the brain:
>Alcohol affects how brain chemicals called ‘neurotransmitters’ work. The main neurotransmitters affected by alcohol are GABA and Glutamate. These work in opposite ways.
>GABA ‘calms’ the brain and body. Alcohol increases the effect of GABA, so at low levels alcohol can make you feel calmer, or less anxious.
>Glutamate ‘stimulates’ the brain and body. Alcohol decreases the effect of Glutamate, so drinking alcohol can make you feel less alert.
https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/mental-health/mental-illnesses-and-mental-health-problems/alcohol-mental-health-and-the-brain

Alcohol changes the physical processes of the brain, and that's why drunk people report their consciousness as being different compared to sobriety. If you have a better explanation involving non-physical processes then by all means provide it. But you can't, because you're thick.

>>212511629
True. And he denies evolution. He's really fucking dense.

>>212511233
the queen rook fork was sexy af

>>212511646
What happened mate x

>>212511718
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1lt8dh8/scammers_have_rinsed_my_father_wales/

>>212511454
I did this for a month
It is easy work but the pay is shocking

doctor says I've got a bad case of Wanker's Elbow

>>212511749
>I'm saying consciousness IS a set of physical processes.
yikes this is even more incoherent
>Alcohol changes the physical processes of the brain, and that's why drunk people report their consciousness as being different compared to sobriety. If you have a better explanation involving non-physical processes then by all means provide it. But you can't, because you're thick.
already been through this fallacy, and i notice an additional ad hominem fallacy tucked on as you are addicted to illogical "reasoning"
you keep making this assertion yet provide no argument for why consciousness is caused by physical processes, or even harder you now claim is simply a set of physical processes. you repeating a claim does not make it any more true

>>212511778
doesnt the nhs cover that

any pooey hairy arselads in?

>>212511690
I started drinking, got horny, went on grindr and started talking to this crossdresser/femboy near me. He said he couldn’t meet that night but we added each other on WhatsApp and ended up wanking to each other on video call just edging. Then he suddenly decided he couldn’t come over so he did, he brought weed, we smoked and kissed on my couch and he ended up sucking me off, we went to bed and I licked his arsehole and took some poppers and I fucked him. We took a shower afterwards and half an hour later he started sucking me off again but I couldn’t get hard (lol) so he just sucked my semi hard cock and balls while he wanked and ended up cumming on my sheets. Then he left. I text him this morning and he hasn’t replied yet.

Morning jelq

>>212511667
That’s like a 3 days of shift even in aldi , it’s a minuscule amount

>>212511768
I used to work for a bank, I've seen older men do stupid shit like this all the time. Thank God the banks have stopped paying out, they've now got rules to stop mongs giving all their money away and getting it from the bank

>>212511799
>went on grindr
this is the part where you went wrong mate hope this helps x

what type of name is KOHBERGER

One job app fired off already today. I'm on a roll!

>>212511820
it's sad his dad probably has dementia or something

>>212511729
might consider it if my other schemes don't play out. i can handle lads if you know what i mean

>>212511829
lkoool

>>212511834
german i reckon

have heard that for delivery work your best bet is as a supermarket delivery driver

supposed to be fairly chilled out and they often work to set delivery slots so there's times where they just have to park the van up for an hour and chill, waiting for a timeslot

>>212511799
Didn’t happen.

>>212511750
thanks lad trying to get better at fast chess

>>212511839
saw a guy on /g/ vibe coded an app that makes fake resumes for fake indians and automatically submits them to hundreds of job postings at a time with the click of a button

Literally fuck all jobs about.
Just not on.

>>212511873
What’s the point in this?

>>212511864
yeah, I worked for ocado, you'd finish hours early and get to go home too

Serbs Slovenes and Sicilians

>>212511334
Part of the ofcom investigation team are you?

P2PBSH

>>212511897
drive hr staff absolutely barmy!!

>>212511873
My company is small so Hr just tells us everything as she’s one bird

Even a role that insists UK based will get 1000 or so applications and 990 or so are in India or Pakistan .

>>212511829
Yeah I was trying not to use grindr these last few months as well as give up drink and drugs so I relapsed big time last night. Thought I would be more depressed about it today but I just feel numb.
>>212511869
Oh right. Seemed like it did to me

>>212511897
funny and trolls startup dickheads in california that launder venture capitalist money
he made it in response to the revelation that remote jobs are often literally held by indians in india who just collect one or two paycheques before getting fired then get another remote job
>>212511929
grim isn't it

New
>>212511966

>>212511929
Don't believe this

>>212510263
>Consciousness is physical
Wrong

>>212512028
which part

>>212511799
did you cum in him

>>212511890
this tbqh