catberg edish

oh catberg
he came and he meowed at me gently
i filled his bowl even though he'd had plenty

>>212508045
gets funnier every time mate

Would you tongue SeasideMark’s anus for 200k?

wonder how the MAGA crowd are coping this time

>>212508104
adam melty

wow no one is here
haha we must all be busy with lives a twork haha

>>212508104
>haha i guess both political parties are compromised at least he makes libtards seethe though lol

walt disney is dead
reggie isnt real
energy drinks are illegal
cheese is bad for you

labubu

Tour de France is on lads

l've decided to kill myself *crowd eurupts into cheers*

>>212508092
yes

off to facking work now

my yoga mat arrived might do some yoga

would anyone like some delicious beef wellington with extra mushrooms? I made it myself :)

>>212508104
>JFK files
>epstein files
>ceasefire in ukraine
so not 1 of these 3 things have happened yet 45% of americans still support his position

yoga wanker

>>212508157
bro it's not the way

>>212508194
he cut healthcare and gave money to lsrael, thats the most important thing

wish i were still unmedicated and insane

Leftymouse

That black 19 year old who had sex with a 17 year old has been released from Dubai prison early. Even Dubai has a 2 tier system

Fake mousey :P

Eine Dragon und ein Maus isnt VERBOTEN!

>>212508263
the victim was a jeet so its ok

No Walt Disney
No mice
No dragons
No peters
No science
No pokemon go

mousenonce revving up for another 18 hour sesh of evil ghouling

bye lads

Remember when Tim got his nob out?

Sir Keir Starmer set to BAN pokemon go

if mousenonce existed in Victorian times he would be an influential figure in science, economics, and who knows what else

>>212508273
Everyone said this but there’s zero proof

I can't believe some people are still anti-immigration in 2025

>>212508194
yanks dont care about anything except getting 1 up on your political opposition, republicans will gladly eat shit with democrats as long as its their man in position to feed them the shit

>>212508263
Yes they have a system for Muslims and a system for non-Muslims.

Some crimes can only be committed if you're a Muslim

>>212508298
this but for anti-theism

>>212508291
the heroic final stand of the 5 incher

if taylor swift were a drink she'd be taylor swift half

>>212508317
what does that mean bro? I didn't go to Oxford university

>>212508317
Theism is ridiculous when there is no good evidence of any god

>>212508347
how so?

Morning team. Got my gender clinic appointment today via teams at 9:30 am

>>212508347
what is theism? the what?

>>212508369
getting your knob chopped off soon?

atheists be like nothing happened forever then nothing happened then nothing created something then hey presto

>>212508393
howling
you've well and truly done them

>>212508385
They won't let me unless I have someone to look after me post surgery and take me to London and back for the surgery. Also Gigi is pre-op and that has made me feel more comfortable in myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEXQNSwrWZI

On this day 20 years ago, the 7/7 terrorist attack killed 56 and injured over 700 people in London

I don't have time for this

>>212508393
whats an atheist and what does pesto have to do with it

HomeAloneEveryFridayNight you Are very Wise About
God

tanhk you Gary Eats lol that is a big cmolpliment

hello best Friends !!

lol hlelo Mr Bean our bset freind

How do You get Pikachu on A Bus
what You Do
is Pokemon

Mr Bean That was Funny !!
You gave it a go !!

>>212508401
must give you a lot of dysphoria seeing your cock and balls everyday eh?

>>212508415
most literate atheist

>>212508419
More wacky antics from the super trio

>>212508426
what is this meaning? its 2025 please speak accordingly

wonder why he had kidney stones

>>212508437
least esler maori

>>212508406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplra1FJxWI

isaac newton was into the occult and alchemy

>>212508444
He only drinks energy drinks (stolen)

theists be like god created himself and then created everything out of nothing :skull:

>>212508419
Morning Mousey. How have you been mate?

>>212508467
Shoved a bodkin into his eyesocket (slid it in above his eye and kept pushing it in) as well, just to see what happened

>>212508447
whats esler mean

NORAMLISE THE BULGE

nevere got why diego hate mousey so much

>>212508497
need your arse shagged

>>212508496
are you smarter than isaac newton?

>>212508497
why did you stop going as tilde?

Receiving ads for things I have never spoken about

nearly there

>>212508513
Mousey namefagged as him for weeks and it got the real Diego banned at one point

>>212508524
>Started getting targeted ED ads

>>212508529
hahah

>>212508516
This is the most dimwit argument imaginable. <smart man> was X, are you smarter than <smart man>? No, so X is the correct position. Retards can't understand you can do this with anything.

Still got this fucking ulcer it's a big one too easily 1 cm+ in diametre

>>212508516
yes, he doesn't even know how to use google

>>212508419
It's like a bloody sitcom.
Gary Eats is Joey
Mr. Bean is Chandler
homealone is Phoebe
Mousey is Kramer

>>212508543
put salt on it

>>212508516
Newton also believed in alchemy.

>>212508505
*scratches it*

>>212508540
he was like, THE smartest man ever

plan for today? bit of drawing and programming then some weights and a jog then some overwatch gaming

>>212508551
That's what I've been doing. I wet a cotton swab, pour salt over it and dab it directly onto the ulcer a few times a day.

newtown would be less smart than a 5 year old in 2025 because we got smarter and have the internet for more IQ

>>212508559
He was good at maths and physics. This doesn't overcome the psychological need to have the universe explained in simple terms. You have intelligent schizophrenics too, like John Nash.

>>212508552
bet there's some good stuff in there, it's mocked in mainstream thought because they don't want anyone trying it

>>212508552
alchemy is like proto chemistry so its not that unusual

>>212508573
thoughts on David Farrier? heard he was big in newzeeland

>>212508496
never seen a theist say that though

>>212508587
never heard of him sorry

>>212508591
never heard an atheist say the things posted above either. most atheists are content in their not knowing things, unlike religious people who need answers even when there are none.

Fullmetal Alchemist is a good anime. Both 2003 and Brotherhood have their own strengths. 2003 has a darker and more serious tone but Brotherhood is much more consistent and imo the better version.

isaac newton was a deist, wasn't he? or like a proto-deist
is deist a subset of theist?

im not a theist but I think god isn't real like in the bible because its jewish and stuff.
I think we should worship women as queens and worship the ocean and rivers and trees n shit

i think magic is real

>>212508573
average iq stays the same over time, what does increase is our understanding of the material world

fuck i replied, he's not gonna stop now.

Baking the Aussies a massive beef wellington with extra mushrooms and slugs

doing a gay porn dance

employed woman more like unemployed man

>>212508631
magic mike status?

>>212508576
Small men

>>212508630
god is a black woman

>>212508576
can't stand them

Waiting for the doc to send me a teams invite link. Doing it on the laptop as I hate doing teams meetings over mobile. I had to do that with Greggs when they made me stay off sick following the suicide attempt and screaming and crying at a phone feels really dumb and pathetic

>>212508347
May I recommend Five Proofs of the Existence of God by Edward Feser

>>212508607
really? i see plenty of atheists who agree that it's possible that a "nothing happened forever then nothing happened then nothing created something then hey presto"
just to clarify - you as an atheist reject the possibility of the universe coming into existence without the influence of external factors, is that correct?

>>212508680
ever drink your own piss?

>so what's the deal with this "employed woman"
>he's not employed and he's not a woman

>>212508685
why do you keep saying pesto? are you hungry?

Cheeky brekkie wrap to sort me out before work

Start at 9

>>212508685
>just to clarify - you as an atheist reject the possibility of the universe coming into existence without the influence of external factors, is that correct?
me on the right

Every failure is an opportunity to learn, to grow, and to become better.

>>212508693

>>212508693
I thought she worked at Aldi

christianity is such a midwit trap, for both believers and anti theists

>>212508719
I do and I'm also an RSPB member

>>212508693
Then Mousey slides in with his wacky ideas

>>212508654
God cannot be a black woman because blackness and womanness are not eternal. only God is eternal.

>>212508721
it saved us from barbarity

>>212508734
shut yo bitch ass up

>>212508721
how about we respect everyone religion, race and creed? its 2025 and we need to show the young kids how to be tolerant. We lead by example

>>212508738
That was the Renaissance actually mate learn about your own country

>>212508721
Facts

>>212508710
on 7/7, how greedy

put different coloured foam pads over my earbuds so i can tell which is which at a glance
got a black pad on the left and a white pad on the right, because, you know, rights for whites -- it's not complicated.

christians are homophobic when god himself was gay.

>>212508712
so what you're saying is you do in fact agree that "nothing happened forever then nothing happened then nothing created something then hey presto"
despite claiming no atheists agree that

Im not christian, im not athetist, im not even agnostic. I dont care if god is real or not, doesn't get me rent payed does it?

>>212508753
you first

mad how muslims have lower suicide rates than christians even though suicide is literally baked into their religion for the purposes of jihad

>>212508721
hs?

>>212508768
wish mossa would start drawing porn again

Still haven’t decided if Donald trump’s assassination attempt was a hoax or not

>>212508765
No I'm saying "I don't know" because we haven't arrived at the logical or empirical evidence required to convince me of either argument. Why is this so hard for you to understand.

mental how there is a person from new zealand posting here

imagine still debating if god is real or not. Literally the lowest form of conversation. me and the girls figured this out on my 8th birthday slumber party

>>212508768

>>212508505
Great battle

obviously theres a non physical aspect to reality but subscribing to one single religion is totally retarded

if Trump says Epstien killed himself and there's no client list then l trust him

>>212508784
the suspect name was 'crooks'.... all u need to know

>>212508806
@hardcoreitalians

am i a misogynist lads

>>212508828
It’s the quote

these are the only areas I like

>>212508811
>obviously theres a non physical aspect to reality
no there ent

>>212508787
so again you're saying that it's logically possible. Why is this so hard for you to understand - almost as if you know it isn't really and you just want to maintain your irratinoal position
>>212508811
hs?

>>212508837
I dont care how much mickey mouse makes

>>212508811
isnt religion just that? a community/cultures morals, philosophy, and spiritual being. how else should people go about that?

Waiting for my teams appointment to begin

>>212508838
Cymru...my home

>>212508830
what are you opinions on women

>>212508838
My nigga

>>212508838
ok

sybau about religion. ya'll sound chopped asf ngl nigga

>>212508838
funnily enough celts are far more prominent in america than europe

gfberg gets all loopy when she gets tired and tries to start play arguments with me, never can quite tell if she's taking the piss because she's bored or it's some kinda shit test

>>212508858
What no that’s not the point….

>>212508863
hate them

deegs is such a fucking loser lmao 40 year old man arguing with some neet zoomers day in day out

>>212508850
Mate I'm not gonna get into a debate about whether the universe was created by god or not for the 1000s time because I am not a 12 year old going through an existential crisis. Everyone's asked themselves these questions and moved on. If you were really interested you'd read a book like Arguments For And Against The Existence of God by J L Mackie and try to refute them all.

>>212508891
I had a aussie gf for a bit. Not too bad not too bad... she liked to slam doors a lot

>>212508899
Neet zoomers are based and cool though

>>212508899
least he's rich though
still can't find a gf thoughever

>>212508811
Yeah you're kind of putting your chips all in eh

>>212508912
so you've but into a conversation to instruct me to read dated philosophy of religion?
"good one bro"

>>212508913
wouldn't mind a kiwi gf myself, that accent is adorable on a girl
dadberg was born in new zealand and he never worked an honest day in his life, just dealt drugs among other things

>>212508859
well theres clearly more to it all than one single religion otherwise there wouldnt be 5000 different religions, so find oyur own path you get me

>>212508912
>read
>book
How about you think for oyurself and stop reading books by old white men who were probably racist and homophobic. its 2025 and you aren't reading POC authors?

>>212508940
you couldn't handle a nz gf bro. dont talk silly

>>212508938
I accept your concession

>>212508945
sybau

>>212508967
the chubby kiwi girl in the last few episodes of mr. inbetween was just cute as a button, shame about what happened to her, i guess kiwis just can't handle the roos

>>212508973
most literate atheist

giving my kiwi gf a little fush and chups as a treat

>>212508998
we dont FUCKING say it like that

>>212508998
don't forget a few cans of speights for the chilly bin

just love winding mongs up by butting into their 'debates' with an 'I accept your concession' post

the number of people claiming a motability car due to ADHD is twice as many as those claiming one due to amputated lower limbs

it's only fair though. They have ADHD so they need a new car.

How about another shrimp on the barbie yeep mate get yerself a fosters from the eskie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtEC3pNEMhY
AAAAAHHHHHHH

this is supposed to be brit and we have fucking niggers from half way around the world making cultural jokes between each other it’s not on

>>212509011
what are maoris like in nz? i've heard you guys consider them degenerate whiny cunts
in australia they're some of the nicest most productive people ever, it may be the attitude they have that drove them to move to australia and make something of their lives

>>212509021
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>212509043
by bad please go back to your boring le god chat

>>212509040
kek they really do be like that

>>212509033
>Ah you're an alchy?
>Here you go mate, here's your free car.

>>212509033
>alcohol misuse
>gets a free car
wut

peanus weanus beanus kek

>>212509053
>i've heard you guys consider them degenerate whiny cunts
spend less time on pol, this isn't the consensus at all unless you are some old rich baby boomer. Maoris are based and funny as fuck, always good bants on a work site and generally helpful and positive people

>>212509074
>>212509075
screaming

>>212509033
ADHD is a lot more common than being an amputee

>>212509043
I think it's cute, like a gay couple having a tiff

>>212509079
scrmaing

>>212509090
i don't go on /pol/ but that's just what i've heard, so i asked you for clarification, all done and dusted mate cheers

Well no offence but I don’t really wanna sit here with a bunch of wife bashers and child beaters you know what I mean?

mark got a free car because he said he was too socially anxious to use the bus

>>212509122
no problem mate *wanks you off*

stop drinking? nonono my good man have a vauxhall mokka and a 12 pack of old speckled hen for the road and may i say happy travels

>>212509114
>>212509079
samefag

arrest sky for antisemitism

>>212509122
well you heard it somewhere you daft cunt. no need for the attitude next time

vauxhall and MG would be bust without the pip brigade

>>212509143
nope

might walk into rural scotland and throw myself off a crag

Why we released 114 water rats in this farmer’s field

>>212509153
wasn't giving attitude, just asking a question out of curiosity

thoughts on this chook?

airing out my smelly bedroom

>>212509169

newzealand poster is hilarious

Any lad want to stuff my willy up his bum and call it straight sex? I've heard of one of us wears a dress, it's not bent.

>>212508104
I voted for Trump 3 times, also voted for Brexit.

poo willy bollocks

>>212509227
bruv just come out we ain't prejudice here

>>212509224
if i was a janny i would go around outing samefags for fun

>>212509224
bizarre

before MG was acquired by the chinks they were relatively rare, but now every third cunt on the road is in one
anyone who drives a newer MG, GWM, SAIC, or chery deserves to get in a fatal car accident for being traitors

>>212509242
scrmaing

>>212509251
fr

nobody wants to talk about the chicken:(

>>212509218
cute
wish I had a little garden to keep some chooks in

>>212509218
looks like it's about to go crook
hate it when chooks go crook

how do you stir fry eggplant

>>212509273
alri let's talk

How does one "Grow up"?
No more trackies? No more fun?

>>212509288
careful mate, the brits call it an aubergine and you're at risk of being accused of yankhood
as for your question itself, dunno

>>212509244
Not for me. Nothing against it really, I'm not prejudiced. I'm straight. Straight males can have sex with other straight males or trans males because it's not gay.

I’m not rich but I’m happy and healthy and I have family and friends who love me and that’s really all that matters isn’t it? :3

>>212509288
chop it up first

>>212509317
no, if you're not off your tits on coke, ripping around in a lambo while getting your dick sucked by a supermodel then you might as well kill yourself

tax class: disabled

Eggplant? That’s clearly an aborigine.

ffs

aubergine is horrible miss me with that shit

whenever i mention that i've tried certain drugs in the past to friends or colleagues they say "well that explains a lot", wtf is that supposed to mean?
harrumph

>>212509289
It died and I buried her a few days ago. Cycle of life innit. Here’s sucks

>>212509354
i agree it's pretty rank, and apparently not very healthy either

>>212509354
Courgette mogs

>>212509355
You gain nothing by admitting to anyone you use, or have used, drugs. You are only ever weakening your position by giving them this information.

don't you think virgins deserve some for of benefit? it's basically a disability

>>212509407
i'm aware of this but i don't really care, and i only mention it if it comes up in conversation

Emma Watson poo scran

>>212509421
Perhaps a tax class of 78?

>>212509421
Sexual independence payment (SIP)

why do women ask you stupid trivial questions that often lead to a heated argument?

>>212509462
women constantly test you, most of the time women ask me something i just say "dunno" and basically ignore them which works well

>>212509462
dont know it's been years since I had a conversation with a woman who isn't a relative or just doing her job

>>212509456
LOL

>>212509462
let me talk to her bro, i'll sort it

I don't understand women.
They just don't make logical sense.

>>212509462
skill issue

you've just shown you're all incels

What's the fun in just being a poof? I'm not a poof. I don't want to marry a man. It's exciting to boff a young twink up the arse whilst being straight. They're practically begging for it on the apps.

>>212509516
men have knobs
women have fannies
pop knob in fanny

Done with dating apps
They just fuck you over even if you get a date
No one wants a love story to begin on an app

212509516
this but for atheists

have a gay friend who used to sometimes drag me out to gay bars and i'd hear him talking to his poof friends there and they'd say something like "you can convert him" in reference to me.
and here i thought being a bumder wasn't a choice

Will never understand facists or communists
like, mate, did you not pay attention at all to the entire prior century?

>>212509535
ugly guy alert. I reached the maximum limit for matches on hinge. I don't really have the energy for a gf rn but I like the confidence boost.

>>212509462
mmhmm just to troll lil timmy, mek his luh face turn red LOL
dey aint doin dat shid wit cronem tho x

I stitched myself right up by messaging weird shit to a girl who works at my local supermarket and now I avoid going in there out of shame.

>>212509563
reading comprehension? it's not getting the matches that's the problem, that's the easy part, i'm saying it's the stages in between the talking phase and the relationship phase using the apps which just adds to its shittiness. it's inorganic

I’ve always understood women better than men. Had a lot of female friends at school and always found it easier to relate to them than other lads (although I had male mates as well).

Understanding women isn’t difficult at all if you have a bit of empathy and actually put yourself in their shoes.

>>212509033
Nick, 30, getting close to an heroing

being ugly or having a small willy is more of a disability than back pain or tmau

>>212508263
>19 year old who had sex with a 17 year old
isn't that legal in most countries?

>>212509602
fr fr

>>212509594
sybau. If you dont have a girl gnashing at your cod 24/7 you are ugly, no two ways about it.

comprehend this post nigga

If someone is obviously looking for an argument I don't engage with them. Like when you can tell from their tone and gestures that whatever answer you give to their 'question' is going to be the wrong one. Not interested in doing the passive aggressive dance.

might save up for willy enlargement surgery

>>212509599
cheating lying whores i might as well try having empathy with a serial killer who also does what he loves because he enjoys it

>>212509617
blog on snorelord

>>212509615
this mf just admitted making matches and not pursuing them - then claiming he has the answer "because they do all the pursuing just to bounce on your dick"
live in the real world lil nigga a lot of women are scared of men even handsome ones

>>212509624
Ok well I can see you’ve been hurt in the past and that is harming your ability to be empathetic but you will have to make peace with the fact at some point that 50% of the world are women and they just operate a bit differently to you

Virgins should be forced to mine coal

short, ugly, small willy, balding
i NEVER stood a chance did i

>>212509638
no woman is scared of me. I give off wholesome big chungus energy and am told I am 'a vibe'

try again incel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Many woman have described me as looking like a serial killer, whatever that means. I'm tall, dress normally, work out, groom, get regular haircuts etc.

For the record I am not a serial killer or any sort of killer.

RIP diogo jota

>>212509617
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

RIP CLINT EASTWARD

>>212509671
whoah you sound like such a nice guy
a guy who can make his way through a talking stage with any women he wants
definitely won't get ghosted or unmatched when they realise you're not all that really when they get down to the details
really now migga?

Next door neighbour (and landlord) is doing “work” on the “guttering” and will “need access to my garden”. Conveniently he is doing this today when I am in work and my girlfriend is at home alone. Wonder why he would want to be able to climb ladders and look into our bedroom window today of all days?

>>212509703
>I'm tall, dress normally, work out, groom, get regular haircuts etc
so you are the average joe of sorts? yeah no no no this wont do it. you have to stand out, get your ears pierced and a fringe

>>212509674
rainbow coalition in shambles
rorke standing alone, unbowed, triumphant

Watching Murderbot. A bit pozzed but not too bad

>>212509738
woah sounds like you got it all figured out huh? bit of a sleuth aye? yeah?

doing a read

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/predicting-harm-among-incels-involuntary-celibates/predicting-harm-among-incels-involuntary-celibates-the-roles-of-mental-health-ideological-belief-and-social-networking-accessible

ur mum enlarges my willy for free

just clipped my toenails

>>212509739
Have you considered closing the blinds?

>>212508811
>obviously theres a non physical aspect to reality
What evidence is there to support that claim?

>>212509798
i didn't know she was a qualified surgeon

Networking

>Incels generally feel a sense of belonging within their community.

>They predominantly communicate via anonymous (e.g. 4Chan) and pseudonymous platforms such as forums.

note to self: save the ribbing for atleast the 3rd date

>>212509817
consciousness

>>212509819
doesn't even make sense innit

>>212507933
>>212507933

>>212509810
yeah? self-care, is it?

got me bum out might wiggle it later

the incel inside sticker on my laptop is peeling off