>You die
>You wake up
>An American angel comes to whisk you away to heaven
>Heaven is a 1:1 recreation of America that extends forever with infinite manifest destiny
>Heaven has the exact same ethnic demographics as modern day America
>Hell is just Iran
WWYD

>>212508463 (OP)
sorry I forgot my credit card to tip st.peter

>Living in America for eternity
Send me to the lake of fire, please.

Imagine a wallmart that stretches for infinity. Beautiful.

>>212508571
That means they have the perfect sweatpants at an unbeatable price... Comfy