ITT: Animals that resemble your cunt
Note that this does not mean your cunt's national animal, but instead an animal that most encapsulates what your cunt is and does, and its history.

For the netherlands it must be the beaver.

>>212510474 (OP)
nice beaver

For me? It's the weasel

goldfish

stupid individualist assholes, shits everywhere, can eat oneself to death exploding their own stomach (to own the libs)

>>212510474 (OP)
I never understood why we took the lion instead of the beaver. I know its because the romans liked lions, but still.

Lion:
>Lazy
>Not native to the Netherlands (Cave lions dont count, those are too old)
>Dont do anything but occasionally hunt which every other animal does as well
>Prone to homosexual behaviour

Beaver:
>Industrious
>Native to the Netherlands
>Resembles the spirit of the Netherlands with our desire to tame water
>Monogamous and straight for life

komodo dragon

>>212510474 (OP)
Look at that belly

>>212510713
wait, forgot the pic

>>212510713
>spreads lethal poison and disease
makes sense

collectivist, parasitic

>>212510753
nah I just think they're kinda cool

>>212510680
>Monogamous and straight for life
Pretty neat, I never knew that.

>slow
>doesn't give a fuck about anything except eating and not being killed
>barely even wants to breed
>predators avoid it because it has no nutritional value and it tastes like shit
>100% helpless if endangered
this is us

>>212510575
>Sneaky
>Small
>Pretty interesting and funny
>Potentially frightening if you're a little vole or something but otherwise not much of a threat

Which country resembles the bed bug?

>>212511526
Israel. Think about it.

>>212510474 (OP)

>>212510865
kek autistic turktranny talking shit again
speak for yourself

>>212511982
name 1 thing that's wrong

>>212512127
it says animals that resemble your country, not animals that resemble you personally
just because you yourself are like that doesn't mean we all are
if you said shit to a bulgarian he'd bust your little faggot head, then you'll see who's helpless

>>212512322
I said helpless to predators i.e. larger countries that would want to hurt us. I'm well aware that the typical 80IQ balkanimal is very violent to his wife and men at least 30kg smaller than him

>>212512322
Nationalism is retarded

sunfish
>big
>doesn't do much
>it's existence baffles others

>>212510474 (OP)
>For the netherlands it must be the beaver.
because you guys eat your own poop?

Oyster
>Stays in one place, doesn't care about expanding
>Indifferent to its surroundings, well protected even if small
>Has riches inside of it

>>212512530
Most animals will eat poop given the opportunity
Lions do so as well

Fun fact: Beaver poop is made of sawdust

>>212510474 (OP)
hummingbirds

You know which animal

>>212515923
not fat enough

>antisocial
>lives in the cold
>mongol eyes