Thread 212512921

Mondays are great edition

>>212505024

made Pinterest account

>>212512921 (OP)
pretty kitty

>>212512921 (OP)
that kitty cat is an uggo

>>212513574
D: kil urself

>>212513659
i am not going to commit suicide

Good morning good sirs

>>212513798
good afternoon mister stranger

>>212513848
Good afternoon goat

>>212513781
Ok. But kitty is pretty. Full stop.

had a month to work on an essay that's due tomorrow and I'm just now starting

>>212513973
Nigga I don't even know how to write an essay my mind just goes blank

>>212514024
I'm a horrid writer but I'm pretty good at fluffing 4 sentences into a 12 sentence paragraph

>>212513871
that kitty cat is UGLY. end of story

Our girl is out of Love Island

>>212514288
D: I take it back then. Kil urself.

>>212514670
see>>212513781

also what does "D:" mean? and why can't this nigger spell "kill"?

Instaworthy

>>212514783
I wish I could see you naked

>>212514831
Brian....

made one
>>212515021

Good morning /cum/pañeros
I am drinking covfefe and reading a book
What are you up to?

feeling horny for asian women again

>>212515480
covfefe and wageslaving

>>212515480
finna read about hungarian history

still find it strange how people try to be polite to ai
saying please and thank you to a robot is deranged

Dear God,

I lift up my big sister Betsy to You with all the love in my heart. Thank You for the strength, wisdom, and warmth she brings into the lives of those around her. Watch over her, protect her, and wrap her in Your peace. Whatever she’s facing such as joys or struggles, burdens or blessings, I ask that You walk beside her every step of the way.

Fill her with courage when she feels weak, with hope when the road is uncertain, and with love that never runs dry. Remind her she is never alone, and that she is deeply valued, deeply loved, and divinely guided. Give her rest when she’s weary and joy that can’t be shaken.

Amen.

>>212515637
God be like: "umm whatchu talm bout nigga"

currently googling big asian tits

>>212515794
We're going to make this illegal

>>212515881
why

>>212514831
Is it the same poster always hitting pn me or are you all just a little homosex

>>212515480
This nigga reading Anals

my manager grabbed me by the wrists and said he's going to lock me in his house

>>212516336
are you getting paid for this?

>>212516463
No, he's getting in the way of my job
But he's bigger and stronger than me and I can't stop him

My gfs

One of my two meetings for the day got canceled and already done with the other one. Time to chill and play my 3ds for the day

>>212516507
this is what you get for not working out, the strong shall dominate the weak.

Coal power plants release 100 times more radiation than a nuclear power plant producing the same amount of power

>>212516636
guys are naturally stronger than girls there's nothing I can do

hello

>>212516694
what does your driver's license say anon.

>>212512921 (OP)
Awww cum is a cat friendly general

Just took a M-monster shit

*does a sexy dance*

>>212516622
I wish my days were this comfy, always nonstop influx of work as soon as I get some shit done.
>>212516655
If a coal power plant fucks up the worst you'll get is a big fire and some ash. If a nuclear plant fucks up it's about 1,000,000 times worse for centuries after. Coal plants aren't generally a target for enemies outside of wartime. Nuclear plants are a constant target and need Tier 1 SF level security specialists to keep them secured. Nuclear Security Guards are insane.

need a bitch that looks like natalie biden

>>212517586
What're you doin up there?

>>212517642
hiding from this booty shakin fella >>212517197

>>212512921 (OP)
My interview went well but I feel like killing myself because I know they won't call back

>>212517792
scawy

>>212517997
how did it go well if they won't call back?

drinking covfefe

Cock Succulus

>>212518077
You can be Jesus Christ and walk on water but they won't give you the time of day

>>212518172
have you tried asking raptor jesus for help?

>>212518172
They must be giving someone the time of day otherwise they wouldn't have employees

>>212518255
sounds like you don't understand the function of HR departments

>>212518249
raptors didn't look like that, they actually had feathers and gay sex

>>212518279
okay now kneel and ask for his blessings

Did you know alexander the great affirmed trans indentities?

it's a crime what they've done to the Jurassic Park franchise

>>212518409
what happened?

>>212518409
Scarlett Jopiggsnout looks like a de-aged Hillary Clinton

Scarlett Johannason be like
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8373453&tags=black_widow_%28marvel%29+animated+dark-skinned_male+

In a way, I need a change from this burnout scene
Another time, another town, another everything
But it's always back to you, yeah

>>212518431
they made a ton of shitty movies and slapped the Jurassic Park logo on them

the stories are lame, the casting is even worse, and they're just CGI slopfests with no real plot.

>>212518438
yeah she hit the wall hard, definitely an actress who owes her career to Weinstein's couch.

>>212518576
Burnout was a fun game series

black people have soul

>>212518618
i spent countless hours completing the dominator only for my memory card to die

Just wiped out tomato town

>>212518626
they would certainly like you to believe that

>>212518676
TSD

>>212516604
More like fuckdoll awards

can i get a beat

Does licking a girls ass really taste like poop ):

>>212518879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF_WmeQMEyw

I am 99% sure that the jeet that they hired at my job doesn't speak english at all, he very clearly uses chat gpt to respond to everything and half the time its unrelated to what you originally said

Would you still have sex with a beautiful woman if you found out that your dad had also had sex with her at one point? And no this isn't about your mom

>>212519047
im a volcel

sex is objectively disgusting

you know my doctor, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

i only know Dr. Michael Bummyclap

A mosquito bit my earlobe. that's kinda gay

Billions must fry

>>212519047
My dad isn’t an adulterer so that’s impossible

>>212519027
only logical response is to use ChatGPT to respond to him, eventually the AI will break itself. it's been proven incapable of sustaining a conversation with itself, it can only do it with humans.

wake up bake up
gotta get my cake up
in the cut in the cut
roll them doobies up

>>212519167
**erotically licks and gently bites your ear**

wanna get into modding star wars battlefront (2004)

most pornstars aren't women that i'd be attracted to in real life

>>212519356
yeah that sounds like a really good use of your time

Is Wayne's World a good movie

>>212519027
Catch him in a trap and get his ass fired

>>212519492
no, like most SNL movies it's overrated junk

SNL is a cult and for those who adhered to its core tenets, they were rewarded with lots of movie opportunities (see Adam Sandler) and the option to become quite wealthy. those who didn't tow the line were drummed out and blacklisted (i.e. Norm McDonald)

>>212519492
Yeah 1 is great 2 is meh

Ulysses Grant proves that you can still achieve great things while being drunk from dawn til dusk

>>212517386
>1 million times worse for centuries after
No it isn't. Even the worst nuclear disaster to date wont have that lasting of an effect. What's more, it's extremely unlikely to fuck up and when proper care and attention is paid, you won't get any problems at all. Further still, this is all while it produces virtually no pollutants of any kind - radioactive or otherwise - while coal produces great deals of all types

>>212519248
What about someone he had sex with before marrying your mom

>>212520029
I’m not attracted to old women

>>212519978
Big Nuclear made this post

>>212519978
i assume you don't know what's left over after producing energy using nuclear material?

>>212517386
>Tier 1 SF level security specialists to keep them secured. Nuclear Security Guards are insane
Not really, in fact NSO is considered one of the worst jobs in the army and has one of the highest suicide rates, if you can pass a security clearance check you can get the job, you basically just sit around all day and you're constantly getting woken up in the middle of the night because a rabbit is trying to chew through the fencing, also nuclear plants are almost never targets in war because both sides tend to need power after the war
>muh ukraine
The nuclear plant wasn't targeted to blow it up the fear was that they were fighting around it and that because slavs are all brain dead chimps one of them would miss and a rogue missile would hit it by mistake

t. I have family that has worked at nuclear sites

>trying to login utilities website to pay my bill
>can’t even load the login page on half my devices
>freezes after login on the others
Should be a crime against society and result in a massive fine.

>>212520146
Sounds like you guys are pretty reckless with your nuclear shit if those are the kind of dregs you're using to guard your plants.
Our nuclear powerplants are literally guarded by ex-JTF2 and CSOR guys.
My cop buddy is friends with someone who works at one of the plants, he said a guy on their crew was fired simply for resting his rifle against a wall to use a vending machine for 20 seconds.

>>212520418
>let me tell you how we do things in canada
Yeah I'm not really interested in how a bunch of irrelevant jeets do things sorry

>>212519403
it sure does

>>212520466
Yes you are very interested but you don't want to admit it.

>>212520493
>
shart in my ass

People always say that bad things always pass then eventually there will be brighter days ahead. But that's not true. It's not even true in principle. In fact, the reality is, it's the good things that are temporary and come to pass. Good things like your health, your youth, the piece of cake that you're eating. All of these things will eventually come to pass, and you'll be left cakeless. You'll have back pain. You'll be old. And these things will persist until you finally die, which is why a great many old people are very accepting of death in their final years

>>212520466
I guess that's why you guys have nuclear meltdowns and we don't

Trying to remember who runs your FBI too

my pubes are itchy

>>212520136
It's STILL less than coal, provided it's properly shielded of course. Imagine how utterly shit coal has to be that an enriched radioactive material is still less hazerdous to the environment than lighting coal on fire. And that's just the radiation, to say nothing of the disasterous fly ash

>>212520651
We don't have nuclear meltdowns

3rd worlders have ruined the internet the same way blacks ruined american cities

Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're IRREPLACEABLE

lmao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_reactor_accidents_in_the_United_States

>>212520780
>number of meltdowns
>0
Do you know what a meltdown is or do you just like having them a lot

I'm doing my part!

>>212520855
what is it?

>>212520855
Is this torrent seed statistics? I haven't used a torrent since I got a job, I don't remember what it looks like

>>212520865
Me uploading and seeding torents instead of leeching

>>212520763
luxury is increasingly defined by a single factor, which is your distance from the brown masses. as far away from them as you can get, even if you have to drag yourself by your nails

>>212520886
I torrent only porn and games I don't want to give money to

I'm excited to go to work today

>>212520965
No judgement I was just wondering if that's what it was. I'd torrent porn too if it wasn't for the fact that qll the good stuff is free anyway

Thinking of switching ISPs and the thing holding the family back ahs been keeping the landline phone service. The people I wanna switch over to have started offering phone services too, and we'd get to keep our number which would make things so, so much easier. The issue is it's a VOIP number instead of an analog landline, which to my understanding means if we for whatever reason loose internet service like in an emergency situation or something, we'll also lose the phone service too. Now yeah sure, we've all got cellphones but a backup is a back up you know? Does anyone here still have a landline? Is it VOIP or traditional? Have you been in my situation, and what did you do and why

>>212521012
>all the good stuff is free anyway
oh to have simple tastes again...

I literally never seed my torrents btw

>>212520948
>please understand

why dont you lonely guys just find a nice virgin girl who will fall head over heels for you? i dont get it its not that hard

>>212521065
**seeds your bussy**

>>212521134
I would rather have a harem of concubines who beg to drink my urine

>>212521134
I don't want to travel to rural pakistan

>>212520948
So can anyone explain where they're getting this idea of a trade defecit from? I won't pretend to understand how the global market works in part or in whole but at least from a laman's perspective it sounds made up

>>212521134
Virginity is a trait that only insecure men care about, I feel

>>212521225
drumpf is retarded

https://youtu.be/81gM0AT6qBA?si=TvkOo-iIQO5-m5DF

I wish dr steve brule was real, I would definitely be his friend

>>212513973
underage

>>212521281
actually true
its not about the virginity but about how being her first she will bond to you and give you the purest form of love youll ever experience

>>212521379
>>212521281
I only care about virginity because I think about how having sex with a non virgin woman, all of the experiences we have together would be ones she's had with another guy and so it wouldn't be special.

bro how can a desert flood? something fishy is going on here

>>212521379
That's not how it works out, though, ultimately. I mean it does certainly have an effect but they're still going to fall out of love as they so often do. Maybe id they're 26+ and have already fully matures into the person they will always be, I guess

Back to establishing a normal routine after the guests leave

Bros they’re holding a libtard convention near my job

Another problem is that non-virgin men and women tend to divorce

>>212521418
That's the insecurity I mentioned. It's not going to be the same every time and it's special if you feel like it is. Certainly if you're together for life, it's special.

>>212521502
I guess eating shit is delicious if you force yourself to believe it is

>>212521471
sue is a tramp anyway

starting to think the only way to help NEETs is to throw them out in the street and let them learn to fend for themselves. Yes some of them will die or become worse

>>212521420
Shhh don't question it just blame Trump because NOAA or something

>>212521463
i smiled at this

>>212521225
The current admin doesn't understand how trade works is the simple answer, trade deficit just means you buy more from a country than they buy from you, there's usually no reason for trade to be 1:1, the entire reason that you buy from a foreign market is either they produce something for cheaper than you could or they produce a raw good that you buy to make in to a finished product to sell to another country for a higher price in that way goods go from country x (raw material), to country y (complex manufacturing), to country z (final consumers), there's no reason to back and forth trade something

Their argument which is incoherent and constantly changing seems to be that we need to increase manufacturing in the US which isn't a terrible idea but its not magic, aside from the fact that it takes years to get factories up and running a major reason we buy from other countries is that they pay slave labor wages which is why their shit is so cheap, to compete in the US we either have to accept that we're going to pay higher for things manufactured in the US (not going to happen 60ish percent of americans are paycheck to paycheck and increase in price would kill them and these are also the kind of people that they expect to work these factories), or we also implement slave wages and become (even more of) a third world country

I think the latter is the most likely outcome of all of this, rightoids strip the minimum wage in the next few years, jobs pay literal pennies and expect you to work from them, midwest factory workers die off in droves while the educated upperclass is unaffected working do nothing tech jobs having AI write their emails

>>212521475
There is way more that factors into divorce, though. To say thats why or even a contributing factor is highly presumptuous

>>212521535
Yep
Someone on their own can't go back to working or having any discipline after years of doing jack shit all day

>>212521536
whos behind it

>>212521528
>having sex is like eating shit
Hey man, it's your hang up not mine

>>212521569
>>212521601
Go be secure with yourself somewhere else. I'm tired of people like you, you aren't the same species as me

NEETs are a product of their shitty parents, because only shitty parents would tolerate their kid being a NEET. Only a shitty parent would produce a kid who thinks it's acceptable to be a NEET too.
It's one thing if you're struggling to get a job but want one and do everything possible to get one. It's another to just be a lazy piece of shit who sits around eating deep fried garbage and reading anime.

>>212521563
Tbh it just sounds like the worst possible way to go about doing a good thing

Everyone should be a neet, stop feeding the beast that is the US government

just sneezed

>>212521681
It's probably self reinforcing for those parents that don't want an empty nest. Moving out can be tough for the child and parents, but it's necessary to at least learn how to live on your own and be independant, even if you end up living with your parents for awhile for economic reasons

I want this country absolutely crippled!

>>212521797
I've been NEET for 6 months thanks to nonexistant entry level job posting and I'm miserable

>>212521797
I'm a NEET cause I'm white and the Great Replacement is real. If the future means no white people then I'll gladly be a leech.

>>212521846
i don't care about your misery, and you would be just as miserable employed

>>212521763
https://youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4?si=LVuErQLR6PeIsAxn

>>212521834
death to america

>>212521878
1993

>>212521817
Yeah I think some of the parents want the kid around with the idea that they'll take care of them in their old age. It's so utterly bizarre they wouldn't want their son to have a good life on his own, buy his own place, have a good career, wife, etc. but instead rot in the basement jerking off to hentai and drinking milk.

Paroxetine lowers my sexual appetite. I haven't masturbated in two weeks now and last time I did it I was really unfocused and not really that horny. It does help with everything else tho. I am in a better mood and more optimistic. I feel in a really good mood over all and I'm single so there's no dry pussy complaining and bitching on my ears.

>>212521817
The main cost comes when you hit 35-40 and realize you have no kids and no partner in life and that it’s basically hopeless to acquire either one by that point because you are socially stunted from years of not going outside and only playing vidya. You have NO work experience or skills so cannot attract any mate beyond a 3/10 obese pig that will give you retard babies.

More then likely you simply won’t have kids. That might MIGHT be acceptable to some however what won’t be is when you start to get old and sick and don’t want to play video games anymore. Likely around 50 or earlier the gaming will take its toll and you will have fucked eyesight that even with glasses (which you can barely afford if ever to repair / replace) you can’t look at a screen for longer then 25 minutes without headaches. Anyway what happens if you need to go to the hospital or are super sick and need someone to help you? You don’t have friends, your family is likely dead or estranged or infirm. You have nobody.

NEETDOM is sacrificing the majority of your adult life to piss away the first 15 or so doing nothing but short term pleasures. Meanwhile the “wagies” by and large will be fairly comfy by 40, have a family, a house, and if not savings then the least a job that can make ends meet and then some. And by 50 they have even more wealth and security, and it goes from there.

You may think you just want to lie in bed all day or on the couch, game, eat junk, masturbate / sleep whenever you want, but that’s ONLY because you are young.

When you hit a certain age, that whole facade will crumble, and what will you have then? Cherished memories of playing TF2 with drunk idiots for the five hundredth night in a row? Or beating off to another hentai game?

NEETDOM is the ultimate monkey’s paw, deal with the devil. Don’t go down that dark road.

>>212521868
Working is just creating a future for brown people that hate you by funding a government that's done nothing but actively fund the destruction of your people and culture. Fuck them.

We live in strange times but I am my own man with my own thoughts and motivations. Contributing to society? Fuck you

>>212521700
There's really not that much good in it, bringing back manufacturing jobs is something that they love to harp on about but there's a reason we got rid of them in the first place, partially because it was cheaper to outsource but also because skilled labor jobs pay more and are better for workers in the long run, a lifetime of sitting at a desk doing nothing making a decent wage is better for you than working a manufacturing job where you walk with a permanent limp or slant after 50 years of doing it with nothing saved for retirement because they pay you just enough to survive

Of course now the desk jobs don't pay either but that's a whole separate issue and an admin that has no idea how deficits work isn't going to be smart enough to solve either issue

not reading all of that

Cum niggas randomly be like

I have a partner, I have a "job" and I regularly leave my house :)

you're a fucking loser jason

>>212522219
but you are homosexual

it’s actually so over for us man
what the fuck is this retard thinking

Modding Star wars battlefront (2004) is more complicated than I thought there I almost no documentation on it

>>212522259
FUCK!!!!!!! STOP YOU RETARD STOOOOOP!!!!!!!!

>>212522259
TACO

>it’s actually so over for us man
>what the fuck is this retard thinking

>>212522259
What the fuck did japan do to deserve this besides be our submissive sexy nation wife

>>212521817
they like keeping the kid around as a eunuch servant who runs errands for them and keeps them company. they usually have other kids who are doing alright

Who here hates Lena Dunham?

>>212522362
i don’t. my ex made me watch Girls and i actually somewhat enjoyed it

essay is finished and it is now time to smoke weed

>>212521364
I'm 27 but also
>replying to 5 hour old posts

>>212522362
I didn't think about her

Not sure if based or cringe.

>>212522252
yeah

>>212522389
>essay
>1513 words
nigga that's like 5 paragraphs

>>212521964
>The main cost comes when you hit 35-40 and realize you have no kids and no partner in life and that it’s basically hopeless to acquire either one by that point because you are socially stunted from years of not going outside and only playing vidya. You have NO work experience or skills so cannot attract any mate beyond a 3/10 obese pig that will give you retard babies.
This is me except I have a job

>>212522424
there's a page count right there man
I don't go by paragraphs

>>212522447
Lol fuk yea. Think I'll do the same B^)

>>212522388
She molested her sister btw
>>212522400
Me neither but I was reminded of her repugnant existence as she's on the front page of BBC for some reason looking fat and disgusting with a lengthy article dedicated to her being "synonymous with New York City"

>>212522458
probably used 14 pt font double spaced

>>212522474
12pt times new roman and obviously double spaced yes
why are you so upset?

>>212522496
I had sex with your mom last night

>>212522505
sorry to hear that, necrophilia must be a heavy burden to bear

>>212522415
I want to poke your pink, slightly hairy asshole then smell your finger, I want to smell your pungent morning breath while you jerk me off, I want to lick your bodily fluids and sweat clean from your pale busty gay body, I want to cum in your mouth and your hole, smell your strong body odor, kiss your pimpled forehead and lumpy ass, poke your nose and kiss your glans

tariffs are good and are basically free money

>diddy got away with molesting kids
>nobody cares that Mike Tyson raped
>OJ murdered his wife and got away with it
>Bill Cosby raped and got away with it
Just be black

The steamed broccoli is making the inside of my car smell like farts, which is making that guy's disgusting butthole comment even worse

What's the funniest rude thing you've ever said to a stranger in real life

>>212522710
When I was like 8 at a school parent meeting thing I called a random fat black mom a "dumbass"

>>212522710
once told my aunt that her hook nose makes her look like a parrot

Pretrial conference coming up

>>212522765
>stranger

show me your asshole bitch

95 in my apartment

I got a higher SAT score than Zohran Mamdani

>>212522891
Hope you both get raped

>>212522903
>t. retard

Honestly should I even be positive if I have 4 interviews at the same company for different positions and I was already rejected by one

jesus, I still remember spoofing my phone for this

>>212522934
Retards should fight to the death for my amusement. I would make them wear rooster costumes and use a kitchen knife in each hand

can't decide wheather i should continue law college or give up and go study history

>>212523040
just neet

Hot take: adding microphones and voice chat is ruined most multiplayer gaming experiences where people actually use them. There are several reasons for this, ranging from technical and social issues. On the technical side, most people's microphones are at widely varying levels of volume. It's almost impossible to not have your ears blasted out by one guy while having another guy so quiet you can't understand him. And if not that, many microphones are very low quality or have excessive feedback.

>>212523165
You can just say you hate brazilians and russians screaming in broken english

>>212523040
Depends how far you are into your studies

my dick is hard again for no reason

>>212522891
He is a retard so I hope so

haven't jacked off in 4 days

so if the epstein list doesnt exist, what is ghislaine maxwell in jail for?

>>212523324
stop asking questions chud

>>212522891
what did he get? I got a 1540

drumpf had epstein killed. chuds refuse to acknowledge this

let's be real an epstein list hasn't existed for at least 6 years at his point
If you think the CIA didn't immediately destroy anything incriminating against rich and powerful people you are a bit dense

Just coomed to an asian sluts feet and meaty pussy

>>212523247
that's summer

>>212523405
Yummmy mind sharing?!

the camera was never offline, youre just a liberal

>>212523165
The second problem is the social aspect. When you use a microphone, there is a mutual understanding that you are playing a game. It takes you out of the experience. Hearing the person's voice takes you out of the experience because it doesn't fit the tone of the game, because they're likely communicating with you like anyone would when they first meet a stranger, which is in a jovial but somewhat reserved state. And if they aren't being civil, then they're acting like a clown and being obnoxious on purpose. These are the only two states of in-game communication possible on a microphone. And both of them rarely fit the tone of the game.

When people use text chat there is much more mystery and regards to the person you're talking to. They could be old, they could be young, they could have a high or low pitched voice. There's nothing to interpret but the words themselves, and you ascribe a voice to them based on what they say. And equally so, you associate what they're saying with what's going on in the game and the character they are playing as, instead of viewing them as a person outside the game who is also playing the character, which is what happens when you hear anyone's voice in voice chat.

>>212522945
Ok that’s INSANE!!!
I had a coworker who was fucking obsessed he was outside every second of the day.
I wonder if it helped some fatsos lose weight.

>>212523224
i'm already 5 years in law college

Pokemon is for children. My love for Pokemon peaked around the age of 4 when the Pokemon Movie came out so that really tells you what age range this shite really is meant for.

>>212523603
but the sequel was better

I stopped playing pokemon after gen 6 and started playing better rpgs

>>>/his/17822262
can someone explain what this guy meant to say? i don't understand how can someone who is already stupid become stupid

I was gooning to some hentai yesterday. It was about a mage who was captured by a succubus, and the succubus had a magic tentacle that came out of her pussy and basically acted as an extremely long penis. Fascinating indeed. What I found most amusing however was some of the dialogue; during the all the way through penetration scene, the succubus was saying how good the girls intestines and digestive tract felt. I don't really know what to say about that, but it's weird to imagine intestines being referred to in a sexual way

>>212523603
Pokemon is fun and if you just accept that they're children's games, play them for the story/nostalgia with your favorite pokemon then move on they're fine, also people who want pokemon to be more complex are mentally ill, modern pokemon is already 100x more complex than red and blue, you now have natures, more types, and a bunch of other shit that the originals didn't have, for a kids game its fine, also any time a pokemon clone that is more complex comes out it flops because no one actually wants that but a mentally ill vocal minority

Pokemon is for normie npcs, I played Yu-Gi-Oh and cheated every single time

I remember my friend didn't have enough cards for a deck so I'll give him all my shitty cards, and then put all of my best cars at the top of my own deck and just destroy him

I remember that I had an exodia card that was obviously fake and in Spanish but I would use it anyways

>driving a female coworked to work for the past few days
>dont feel nervous and have ok conversation in the car with her
>feel more comfortable around her than around the 1 male coworker
do we have good chemistry? or am i just a giant faggot, the type that can have female friends easily?

I still have some of my pokemon cards from when I was a lad, and I've been filling a binder with cool artwork cards

Sunburnt my face again award.

>>212513141
who tf is posting gift cards to pintrest

Would you like to get to know this young Spanish woman?

>>212513973
Essays are so useless

Considering tariffs and tipping culture it seems like americans love paying extra money, not sure it's a cultural thing

>>212524077
¡Ay mami!

>>212524351
your country revolves around assless kpop girls

>>212524351
If implemented intelligently, tariffs make sense as a way to build domestic industry, and make everyone in the domestic economy wealthier:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_System_(economic_plan)

Tipping culture is retarded albeit

Proverb preserved on sumerian cuneiform from 2000 bc: something that has not occured ever in time immemorial, a wife who did not fart in her husband's lap.

Xxxtra spicy hot cheeto mukbang
No reaction

>>212524473
>domestic industry
>minimum wage physical jobs

i thought i sent a text that fucked it all up with this girl but she finally responded and it wasn't as bad of a response as i was predicting

but worse, i REALLY don't know how to respond to these new texts and i think i've painted myself into a corner

I need to sleep so I can work tonight, but I keep thinking about women peeing

>>212524566
Do you mean like the postwar automobile industry that build a robust middle class where everyone involved could afford a nice home and a family?

Fucking gays

>>212524616
I'm sorry to inform you that you are currently attempting to reason with a socialist

>>212524616
>build
*built

>>212524605
Peepee and poopoo :D

>>212524473
Tipping made sense when it was customary and no one made a huge deal out of it. Now it's this "hot button" issue and people think they have to take a moral stand on it. It's considered polite to tip a waiter on good service, that's Canadian and American culture. It's baked into the culture, has been for over a century. People violate cultural norms all the time, they're judged accordingly too.

The people who refuse to tip out of principal and try to argue that somehow they're just as good as the next person are the only ones I don't like. They're clearly low brow trash with a chip on their shoulder.

I tipped the uber eats jeet 1,50€ yesterday

it was supposed to rain today

>>212524616
WW2 ended 80 years ago, you are not dealing with the same level of manufacturing or economic scale as the 50s dumbass

>>212524667
>socialism is when you work a white collar job and leave the demeaning factory work for brown foreigners
yeah okay

>>212524821
I am a proponent of litigating against weather forecasters who make incorrect predictions. They should be legally liable for lost income, wages, fees, travel plan spoilage, wasted fuel, etc.

hasnt rained here in 3 months

this guy is loving it

I remove the tip when a jeet delivers my food, you can just change it in the app after, I also don't tip women at all, I only tip ugly incelish white men because I figure they need the confidence boost since they're living a hard life

>>212524901
Aren't you worried the jeets will start fucking with your food because of this? I don't use uberjeets but I thought there was a rating system both the purchaser and delivery worker could use for each other.

Also I can't believe you have indians delivering food you are going to eat, tip or no tip.

>>212524077
Yeah but you being aware of her existence makes her less appealing, ngl

>>212524941
All of the restaurants here use sealed bags, if a place doesn't use a sealed bag I won't eat it and I report it for a refund, never had any issues, also I'm pretty sure only uber lets you rate customers and I never use that anymore because they're much slower than other apps in my area

>>212524886
Lol
What is it

What's wrong with living in a double wide in Alabama

>>212525095
Alabama is full of urkelkin and Christians

A doublewide is nicer than many apartments.

>>212525161
doesn't matter much if you don't go outside

>ask rando girl her info
>she actually gives it to me

>>212525006
My gripe would be that streetshitters get their e-coli all over the bag. You're now touching that bag and opening it up, retrieving your food, and eating it. Contamination seems highly likely.

>>212524856
You're a socialist who is larping as a castefag with no understanding of your own country's history, likely because you're functionally illiterate and do not read

If I see Jason, I'ma just start punching that mf

Additive manufacturing paying for itself already

several pedo threads up on /tv/

>>212525202
You're often forced to go outside and you'll be subject to laws voted for by urkelkin and Christians. You'll be more likely to suffer from infrastructure failure or crime.

>>212525217
have you verified it? girls will do this sometimes and they give you a wrong number.

>>212525415
I've had this happen to me once. Though worse still was when she gave me her real one just to sell me a phone

>>212525472
lmao. had a friend in college who got a girls' number but he wrote it down wrong, he was one digit off. he tried texting and it was some dude who fucked with him and pretended to be her for a while just to troll him.

eventually he figured it out and got mad at the girl, approached her in class and asked why she'd do that. she was upset and confused because she gave him the right number and was wondering why he didn't text her, but after he sperged our she wanted nothing to do with him.

still lol thinking about that retard to this day.

>>212525605
>>212525605
>>212525605

>>212525564
In my defense I had just xome out of a long term relationship and it did not end well at all, so I was particularly vulnerable. I should have realized she was just trying to catfish me into buying a shitty samsung for the commision

>>212525564
>but after he sperged our she wanted nothing to do with him.
haha.. been there befofe

>>212525217
Slam that bihh

>>212525217
some chick gave away my number as a fake one, i kept getting called by a retard asking for mel