wagie monday edition

OLD: >>212486445

>xmpp:ikakahi@conference.conversations.im?join
join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case 4chan gets nuked again(again)
https://f-droid.org/packages/eu.siacs.conversations/
Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

Another day, another maymoonic heat slept through.

>>212514476
just two more months and we'll be free

>>212514518
For me it's a month. The cusp between July and August is when the daily temperature high line starts going down.

This is PVR3 SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeLOzasUClE

>>212514692
tiktok already showed me this months ago

It's raining already the whole day I like it and I'm also ready for skiing in gstaad again.

>>212514716
Good words can't persuade the devil to die, and mercy can't save people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neOJdj1jVPc

grrrrrr nomseinnnn

>>212514725
Quiet, lolcow

timmyrain
timmyski
timmystaad

>>212515035
Go kys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjoN16IXis4
Oh look, a day in the life of fyromtwink.

>>212515209
>lunch time
triggered my autism

>>212515591
>>212515757

Poor timmies don't even know what's coming to them, it's so over for yts

almost walked a whole kilometer uninterrupted but then a churka who looked like a taliban fighter approached me and said "excuse me where da sportzal (gymnasium) be" with worst accent imaginable. I ask him what kind of sportzal cause there's a bus stop called that not far away
he mumbles something unintelligible then says "judo". looked around and saw what seemed to be a gym so I pointed him that way and kept walking. so yeah next time we meet he'll be knowing martial arts, good to know. also some rural looking subhuman rode past me on a rented scooter while laughing, did he laugh at me? am I funny looking and if so funny why? regardless, time to feast

grim

Bulgarians are the 4th largest nationality per criminality in Germany

>>212516219
they are zainichi gypsies

wait I put in net instead of gross
even grimmer

>>212516026
timmyfinger

bait deployed
also I ran out of fucking eggs

>>212516289
he's obviously black

>>212516219
such dangerous people, good thing we don't have them in barbados

>>212516026
Why are you black the last time you posted you hand was when you was eating chinese military food and your hand was white.

Was out looking for the judo facility so I asked this gangling awkward fella for directions and he sent me off to an abandoned khvorost-making factory.
Next time I see him I'll definitely beat his ass.

>The zombie glanced at the balkmoon's brain, then walked away cursing.

timmy doesn't know how lighting affects shitty cameras

>>212516592
that was a serbian sailor who's working on the boat in the vid as a chief cook. his vessel has been stuck in bermuda triangle for months which is why he always has a different flag

>>212516674
can't wait, I do be needing a beating

https://youtu.be/1mAM8V6u6VA

dream job
*gets stabbed by maymuns*
ok maybe not

>>212516809
I don't believe you.

timmydoubt

>>212516823
Timmy declined a job because police was at the place 1 hour ago.

tfw you're about to kick the ass of a barbadosian pidaras

>>212517018
this tiktok celeb is whiter than bulgarians, the one to ask for judo club was more like this

>>212516954
>wow a job for 10 pound
>*see maymuns fighting at mctimmy entrance*
>nah not worf it mayt, cancel

>wow a job for 11 pound
>*see police and maymuns fighting at mctimmy entrance*
>nah not worf it mayt, cancel

>owner closes shop

>>212516275
What site is this?

answered in the designated timmythread >>212516314

>3k EUR/mo to be in the top 10% in bugiwugi
>min wage makes you poorer than 86%
I call BS

>>212517333
it's official stats chuddy
are you doubting the science?

>>212517333
The income stats are kinda rigged, I put 3x the average wage in macacodonia and apparently that's bottom 30%

I will be in top 16% in switzerland in august and this shows that I'm not rich but normal.

>>212517545
nigga did you confuse monthly and yearly

alarmist nothingeverhappens news on ROMAnian financial situation
gonna need a ROMAnian to break it down

>>212517614
least delusional bourgeoisie piggy

>>212518008
I would make more money if I worked.

>Близo 30 хиляди пoceтихa тaзгoдишнoтo издaниe нa "Aнивeнчъp кoмик кoн"
what the FUCK

>>212518164
this was in Sofia btw

>>212518164
anime shrubninsula

angrybey has new slutwhores to rage against

>>212518550
Indonesian?

>>212518164
29,900 seir watchers went to look at 100 freaks

erm, yurosisters?

гaлями цыpни цpынчyгы мы гa pacтypят шyпaкaт

>>212518148
As a doctor not as a tennis instructor.

who timmyaxed

timmis instimtor

I'm autistic for saying uber driver but you're normal for always repeating timmy?

timmytism

>>212519830
Quiet, drug addicted lolcow

>>212519952
I will keep talking and I'm not a drug addict and I'm not a lolcow roach uber driver go kys.

Taking a shit in a humid after-shower bathroom is like being in a sauna

PUMPAJ SRBJO
PUMPAJ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>>212520112
>not shitting pre shower
>showering with hot water instead of cold water

>>212520144
LUV danzel's 1-liner HITS

>>212519830
You're autistic because you have an autism diploma bro

>>212517536
>krasnobaits

>>212520040
Silence, whore

>>212520159
There was an entire hour between the two

>shit and piss bro
Iq dropped below 80

>>212520498
bro how the fuck is humidity persisting for 1 hour

>>212520250
I'm autistic and it's not my fault and not a problem.
>>212520412
Go kys.

tenkju makedonija for water cottons

>>212520567
those are the tears of makkkedonian workers getting up on a monday

>>212520567
Imagine being from Northern Macegaria

>>212520564
Why should I? I'm not gay drug addicted schizophrenic like yourself.

You should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0jIKBhUDeA
wtf arabs sound like this?????

>>212520681
Gabrovo ftw

>>212520831
that ain't no regular arap
them niggas kayne pronounce p they be like
brother you need do be baranoid beccakhuuse your barty doesn't resbect and rebresent the beoble broberly

>>212520776
You can only lie but you are still a roach uber driver go kys.

>>212520831
Wtf is this chud saying? Swedetimmy reassured me migration works ok in the west >>212515591

People’s opinions are not important, what matters is your ability.

You know a nigga got it down bad when he starts fantasizing about dropping everything and joining the legion etrangere

I am nigga

best game ever made

As long as you are strong enough, no matter what you do, others will explain it for you.
If you don’t have enough strength, even if you do everything perfectly, people will still find fault with you.

>>212521095
disappointed in that webm
i was expecting you to have spent hours customizing a graffito in some obscure 2000s program humiliating BUMMMMMMMGARIA or sommin

>>212521044
chud said gays will all go to muslim countries to have gay sex, because all the terrorists moved to timmy countries

>>212520968
I thought it was some sort of voice over at first, guess that's the power of proper british RP training

>>212521095
Whats that is that a retro or an indie game?

>>212521095
I wonder if he said "remember, no Russian" before he committed such an atrocious act

Doesn't matter how tall you are if you are ugly and have 0 confidence. It is over for me.

>>212521187
too much effort

>>212521514
Where other oofies blindly follow the bluepill. Remember, it's over.
Where other doofies are limited by loneliness and lust. Remember, it never began.

>>212521517
I was one year old when this game came out.

>>212521646
Ahh you're a zoomer, this explains your gayness, schizophrenia and drug addiction since a young age

>>212521693
he's the youngest balk poster bro, he's even younger than me
truly a shrub

https://youtu.be/FNQ1MDlBdwQ

baroot

>>212521361
brb assaulting Kaliningrad in Broken Arrow

how to find tabletop simulator groups? Seems like the vast majority of games are password protected

>>212521693
Why do you want my attention lying roach uber driver and will you livestrram your suicide?

Snoozebey/mitsotakisbot has been eerily quiet since the Farmer Funds scandal and the brown invasion #2 dropped

The situation is dramatic

>>212521947
notice how instead of just shooting them and being done with it, politicians are letting them land so they can use them as a bargaining chip and easy votes by pretending they need more time to kick them out

>>212521933
You sound distressed. Maybe you're too weak for /balk/, we have destroyed better lolcows than yourself

Start posting funny shit or get lost, druggie.

>>212521995
Kek look at this dude, you forgot europoor commission will economically execute us if we shoot the invaders

>>212522042
the yuropoor commission is also using them for cheap votes
only by fabricating a crisis can you easily rally around the flag and force through changes

>>212522120
mistress Kaja and Mistress Ursula are rallying the flag and cucks like Gunther Fehlinger cream their paints

>>212522042
Kelly and me are the most athletic and strongest in balk and you can keep spamming your lies but you already got exposed as an lying roach uber driver.

>>212522258
can't wait for the ProtectEU vote when they ban encryption to protect the trans children

1 week without a dope ameen supplement

>>212522341
are you depressed

>>212522272
You're a Timmy and gay drug lover. Never forget that

>>212522304
So true, Muslim rapefugees aren't a danger to the 0.001% of kids that are "trans" but guess what is? chat encryption!

>>212522432
nah, aside from the withdrawal which kicks your ass no matter how well you taper off, ain't had no downs
but the super high highs ain't there neitha, it's just a pleasant stable hum of a mood

>>212522473
no I meant are you taking dopamine because of depression

finna inject another monster can into my bloodline

>>212522445
erm, islamophobic much?

>>212522445
You can't even define timmy but only keep lying go kys.

>>212522509
i call alcohol a dopamine supplement as a joek
and no i don't drink cos of depression, i drink to get a high

Kinda wanna go out and run

>>212522701
that's bad for you bro, you're killing your liver and stomach too

>>212522793
If you don't drink too much it's not a problem.

>>212522925
even a small drink a day is bad, in fact some new papers show that the one glass of wine thing is also a meme and detrimental to you

>>212522955
everything is bad for you, who cares

>>212522989
thankfully all alcohol tastes kinda bad to me so I just tend to avoid it

>>212522955
Life is to live.

>alcohol
>dopamine supplement
Ah, yes, a neurodepressant drug is a dopamine supplement.

I will find an Asian wife

It has never been more over for white womens bros...

>>212523484
Left turns to right after grainmaxxing.

>>212523484
me 2015 vs me 2025

>>212523595
you're still cute and valid sis

>cheeto trade letters
all those randomly capitalized words are so fucking hilarious

>>212523896
>left
would rape
>right
wouldn't rape

>why don't you just get a white gf bro

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>212524098
Another victory for my Holhol brothers!

>>212524098
The truth is, he really commited sudoku.

>>212524224
proofs?

>>212524224
many former ministers are suffering from such afflictions

>>212524253
FrFr, if you made strong enough enemies while you were in that position and your foundation is unstable many would choose self-deletion over dealing with the consequences.

>>212524304
so true king

Finally there are no more Edi Rama memes

>>212524098
only took one little extra prolonged special military operation for them to start giving a fuck about massive corruption

>>212524388
thank
him

>>212523484
all the hot chicks from my class now look like train wrecks. I thought it would make me feel good because they never even considered me human, but it's still sad

anyway, let's not bother our hard working janitors

It is hilarious when I see bulgars simp for Russhits here deluding themselves about Russia being some LoTR elven land like weeaboos thinking Japan is some anime otaku heaven.

they also sentenced this beautiful tatap gentleman who bought a bunch of shitty walkie talkies from china and claimed them to be domestic high quality product
it's impressive how one is willing to dig his own grave for some extra money

>>212524598
you can tell from his physiognomy that he is a respectable trustworthy businessman

>>212524512
I kekd out loud at the latest Putin speech where he says this war is coming at a great loss to western taxpayers

Everyone clap for Supreme Leaders 200IQ

>>212524438
I know the feel, turns out bad diet (fast food), early sex, drugs and alcohol ages you like crazy bro.

>>212524668
Well, he's not wrong

What happened?

>>212524729
no you see wasting billions of dollars and shoveling missiles and 20 year old military equipment to third parties is peak efficient use of capital

>>212524764
dey be paying H salaries and pensions too
good thing they're not very high I guess

I don't have a single pair of sweatpants or shorts with phone safe pockets

How the fuck am I finna go for a run

>>212524808
tran- I mean H rights are human rights
this is why in two more weeks they'll join the EU

>>212524809
just don't take your phone soy king

>>212524864
but then how will he inform balk about all the shrubs he's counting?

>>212524864
Absurd notion

>>212524885
if he truly was soy king he'd have this kind of gay shit

>>212524809
Hold it in your hand or clamp it between your underwear and hip or put it in your sock.

>>212524946
Last time I ran was like 8 years ago
No way I'd have such equipment

>>212524747
In 30 minutes im drinking

>>212524946
>modern kids do need something like that for working out.

>>212525098
I need to have my phone with me in case your mom calls bro

I still don't have the habit of bringing a phone outside

>go out into the world to step about
>halfway in realize I forgot the satanic step registering CIA tracking device
>walk home and go out again to repeat incewalk

>>212525191
thankfully once brainchips are stapled into our skulls we won't have to worry about things like this

>>212525191

>>212525353
how nice of them to let the commander have the first turn
this is the meaning of discipline

The girl from the brit op looks really cute.

LMAO privatizing the power industry of europoor union was surely the way to go!

42kwh bill for 10 euros total in 1995, all taxes and tv tax added. Nowadays 10 euros is just the standing charge! Thanks EU!

>>212525353

Decided on running with my phone in my hand

Aiming for 10kph pace, 5k run
Let's see how it goes

>>212525540
when you throw your phone to the ground and it breaks send it to the albos again

>>212525592
Not me doe
I'm a diehard Xiaomibvll

And in other news, new shizo ig lore dropped today

The Sashko vs Lady D lore keeps on, nearing new levels of madness

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>212525673
Ayo you don't gotta say it like that doe

>>212525628
Epstein won
Sashe won
Diddy won

>>212525936
evil always wins bby

Timmyșoara haha

>write instructions
>give them to ej aj
>ej aj works for 5 minutes implementing the instructions
>tell ej aj to fix its shit
>ej aj works for 2 more minutes
>also make some manual changes
>it just works
tank u ej aj

Exposing himself.

>>212523171
works 4 me
feel good, prompted to feel even better, milk the dopamine cow gently, never go over board, receptors nice and unburnt *tongue click* *ok sign*

Gassed myself out bros
Ran at a 15kph pace at first then slowed down a bit to an average pace of 12.6kph
Ended up stopping after 2kms

Didn't break my phone btw

>>212526287
Why were you running? Were you being chased by a predator or were you pursuing prey?

>>212526505
Pursuing my future career in the legion etrangere

>>212526575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytLwCnLyn50

>Stan was rejected because during the interview he said he wanted to join the foreign legion to prove himself he could do it. Like a personal challenge. The foreign legion don't like people joining "for fun". They want desperate men willing to risk their lives. Stan was just here for the experience.

>>212526611
They'll understand when I tell them I'm desperate to escape office work

My first crush was that Asian tomboy girl friend when I was 7.
I've been fapping to Asian girls since 2010.
Just turned 28 and am still a kissless virgin.

I wonder if I will make it.

>>212526665
they'll assign you to the field office paperwork division for missing quads by one

>>212526665
>The FFL want guys from 3rd world poverty, so they’ll put up with the shit pay and shit conditions

>macedonienne office workeur? orrific, zis man is ardcore! ired!

>>212526505
actually I copied that post from a makkke

>>212526575
You're too weak for the Foreign Legion

>>212526784
it's ok because he copied it from goatis

>>212525628
kek based stab

>>212526819
I'm too strong yet with skata endurance
If they have a bench test during the selection process I'm automatically top 2%

>>212525628
Jesus, that Dijana lady must be one hot babe if stab cant get her out his head 10 years later.

>>212526769
I work harder than any maymun tilling the earth under 40C sun, and at the same temperatures

>>212526701
>Just turned 28 and am still a kissless virgin.
>I wonder if I will make it.

its so over for you that it could not be any more over

>>212525628
>come and dance espiritu

>>212526965
Just shipcel, the conditions altough shit are not as bad as the FFL and the money is probably tenfold better

Praised by chatgpt award

>>212527065
It's just a phase I go through every couple years

Likely finna end up just enrolling in uni in Germany on mommy's dime

>>212526966
I'll never stop believing like the immortal Polish Phoenix
The pendulum will swing for me soon

>>212526701
Women are horny too just hang around women and then they wanto to have sex with you after some time or pay for sex.

>>212527251
Autistic sexhaving king

>>212527251
>just hang around women and then they wanto to have sex with you after some time
many normies are doing this, this has been my observation from the bartending days
unfortunately there's not that many places for older dudes to hang around women for long enough without a solid excuse like being a student at a student pub

>>212527162
Last few years Ive been going through "its so over" and "it is what it is" phases. The allure you have of the FFL is that you dissapear from existence you can get the same from this shit here

On a different note, you know I regret not bringing my keychron with me so lesson learned.

>>212527298
Your workplace?

>>212527247
based

>>212527298
just go do a masters bro

>>212527376
yes, good for sex but not anything serious. low quality women.

>>212527402
older guys don't do well in these 20something places, the women expect you to have your shit together and pamper them unless you're got your deception game up and lead them on with promises but bail after sex

>>212527313
The legion is a 5 year prison sentence with a 150k payout at the end

>On a different note, you know I regret not bringing my keychron with me so lesson learned.
Soykings can't just go back to being membrane slaves
I finna bring my keychron to the FFL

My positives:
>6'3 (190)
>75kg
>young looking for my age duo to never drinking, partying, having sex, no caffeine, not working, cook my own food etc
>inheritance and more future inheritance in 10 years

The negatives average face, boring life, zero life experience, no confidence.

I was thinking of gym maxxing... but first I have to quit my crippling porn addiction, yeah.

The run was enjoyable
Finna run again tomorrow

Gonna try 5k at a slower pace

thousands of dollars worth of tokens and trillions of giganiggawatts of electricity are being wasted for free since I have a student account for copilot

this just in

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUvWTro5BiE
ITS UP
This is the era of the lachstein

>>212528524
straightest krasnoyarsk courtship

>>212528617
BUT HOW does this affect you PERSONALLY

>>212528929
this, but unironically

>>212528929
Chuddism wins pedo your days are numbered.
TIK TOK

>>212528643
ugh... childhood games...

delete this shithole thread

>ej aj writes the code on the frontend
>ej aj also writes the code on the backend
>ej aj writes the commit message
tank u ej aj

>>212530966
Literally every romantic comedy

>>212531256
indecipherable post

>>212531279
Google biofilm that's how pussy gets you

>>212531357
wash yer pussy

Don't forget to thank it when it's gonna get your job!

in two more 5 year plans bro

In Shenzhen, only electric scooters are allowed, gas ones are completely banned

Need to move to China ASAP

yall gotta ease off on dat self-hate

https://youtu.be/tP-00L1Q7C0?t=720

this nigga the embodiment of a reee 4chan schizo

>>212532316

rasto bampo forru tunaito