Film bloke edish

>>212516839 (OP)
Mark the commode

La poo

I am the arsemoplancer
*casts my arse spells on you*

Ethically speaking, what is the difference between a dole scrounger and a king?

>>212516952
Pretty much nothing

>>212516902
fucking love this meme even though I'm not really sure what ops means

Theists don't want you to know this ONE SIMPLE TRICK that disproves all theological deities!

>>212516952
>>212516978
Samefag tosser

got a mullvad subscription

>>212517004
that's it, quitting the weed, no good for me

>>212516869
>>212516897
Grow up

>>212516991
The thing about theists is this: why don't they prove the existence of the God(s) they believe in? Gods are theoretical entities, the existence of which has never been proven.

Who remembers Le Shark?

>>212516952
Woahhhh

>>212517066

Quentin's cockring

all you people on benefits do you not feel emasculated going to the job centre as a grown man sitting there telling them why you can’t work and being coddled

>>212517004
good man

Sir Film Maker

>>212517121
Don't have to go

>>212517122
How do they know if they all died?

>>>/lit/24529147

>>212517122
Looks like he took 2 britfeel posters with him

last ate food when i scranned some fried rice at like 6am on saturday i bought during friday steamingtoil

>>212516662
there's a bin right there why are people like that

>>212517159
Probably the way their bodies are all twisted and broken up

>>212517130

>>212517137
What do you mean

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand

sucking a coffee after eating a slice of lemon cake

>>212517178
I believe you are deliberately misconstrueding my post for comedic effect and i wont have it

>>212517122
Imagine just herding them all into that huge rubbish crusher from Star Wars and converting it into fuel

>>212517159
Probably looked at their text messages or Snapchat

life has spiraled out of my control

>>212517187
Sir Kebab Squirter. What on Earth

>>212517218
bumboy

>>212517187
Enjoyed this post

>>212517209
that duck was a cunt

might wank the dog off for a laugh

>>212517169
He's a slug spammed by /britfeel/ incels

>>212517187
AIs pumping these out loses all the charm

>>212517195
Well. I'm not fit to work, see. I've got bipolar.

>>212517187
>Sir Pint Waterer-Downer
screaming

fuck I love weed. extra money? buying weed.

>>212517244

>>212517187
>Sir Chicken Korma Merchant
bit hinduphobic and antisemitic that

Off out to get Sir Beers from Sir Tesco Express in order to get Sir Wasted tonight in my smelly Sir Incel Bedroom

>>212517122
>Audi A1
>turned off the traction control in his car, so he could 'wheelspin' away from the other two cars
>travelling at around '90-95mph' as he sped off

What could go wrong

get the migrants in the air fryer

brambly welsh

>>212517291
Is this real?

>>212517290
>makes video games fun
>makes music sound better
>boredom destroyer
>gooning enhancer
>doesn't make you fat and feel like death next morning
the TRUE incel neet substance

what the f*ck is sunberg playing at? 25? 27??? on a weekend? why does sunberg give the normies what they want fs

Rorke fleeing his leafy hamlet on the last train out of Twicken-Upon-Tweed

>>212517121
Don't have to go and haven't since maybe 2011

>>212517187
kys

>>212517353
incel neets don't know how to buy it

>>212517379
Why?

https://www.reddit.com/r/thechase/comments/1h2rnst/does_anyone_else_think_bradley_walsh_is_hot/

>>212517275
>Sir Poo Squirter

>>212517271
I've never tried weed and would like to try it but in edible form. Do you recommend the cannabis-infused sweets?

>>212517275
>sir groom finder

>>212517353
illegal that mate

fuck sake lads look at the time
*looks at the time*

>>212517392
I dunno

>>212517187
Sir Pint Waterer-Downer is cleverer than anything the scrotes here could come up with

Sir Chat GPTer

Would you have been a mod or a rocker?

>>212517458
I have a university degree in English Language

>>212517423
depends which one, but edibles can be alot for first time, and it's a very different experience. just get the highest quality strain you can and smoke it regular, or one if those US import oil vapes

All my fondest memories are things like going to a Christmas Market whereas my GFs fondest memories are the vile shit she got up to at University. Not sure I'm cut out for British Dating in 2025.

>>212517480
neither, i would have been sat in my smelly bedroom

>>212517495
>it's a very different experience
how do you mean?

>>212517492
Lets see what you come up with then

not even worth it, £70 what’s the fucking point

>>212517480
no

>>212517480
The mod has the better gf

Sir Useless Degree

did the man litter? the man with fish odour syndrome? and he's your friend is he? that's nice

>>212517423
Edibles are good. I did them my first time getting high. Just make sure you take half for your first time and remember they can take a while before you feel anything it would take me like 1hr20mins before felt anything

wonder whats the quickest a small boat migrant has shagged a native

>>212517520
howling this is me right now

>>212517528
man like mousey would do unspeakable things for 70 extra quid a week you ungrateful cunt

>>212517522
hits alot harder and it usually just leaves you braindead on the sofa, wouldn't recommend for first time. I know some very heavy smokers who swear off edibles because they just don't like the feeling

>>212517610
Can make more than that panhandling

>I don't mind other guys being with my girl

>>212517523
Sir Gap Stomper
Sir Mutton Chomper
Sir Nonce Enabler

does anyone here loiter around town centres during the day?

*looks at the time*
I see the drugmongs have decided to have their daily drugmongdiscussion with breakfast today

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751899118298429.webm

get the edibles in and dose every 2 hours so i'm just a slug for 10 hours listening to the kinks

can quit anytime i want so not a problem

>>212517641
no I would feel like an absolute runt

I might have to go down the shop and buy cigarette papers

aha

>>212517641
no i'm in my smelly bedroom for 95% of the day

>>212517630
or a single day of toil but you can't even do that so shut it

>>212517630
hard to panhandle and keep the post counts up tho

remember that youtube channel called like litter lad and he'd film himself throwing monster cans out his car and all the comments were proper creaming over it
bizarre behaviour

>>212517633
>Enabler
That's three syllables

>>212517641
prefer the local comprehensive around home time

>>212517673
Mate if I could get employed I would you have no idea how hard I’ve been trying I got rejected from fucking McDonalds

>>212517687
Sir Nonce Helper
happy now?

woke up this morning got myself a gun

>>212517548
Sir Done him

we just gon start bussing nuts in rorke's ass

being of little to no use

>>212517710
I did this for a while had to do some bottom tier runt warehouse work. it's not your fault the economy died a while ago

>>212517718
mad how the first word spoken in each sopranos episode is 'woke'
makes you think

>>212517714
Not happy about having a nonce helper as PM no

I was driving on the M4 yesterday morning and saw about 8 Hells Angels on their bikes, most had 'England' patches. Later on the M6 I saw 6 Red Devils. Further up the M6 I saw another 2 Hells Angels. I've never seen outlaw bikers in England before. I saw plenty of them in New Zealand but gangs are a lot more visible out there.

>>212517578
Or the quickest a boat migrant has taken a native's virginity

>>212517761
lolol

rorke eating beans on toast

>>212517757
What does it make you think about

how do NEETs manage to turn up to their job seekers appointments every couple of weeks?

what in the world is going on here

It's mental how some people have been completely sucked in by AI. I've got mates that spends all day watching AI generated videos on TikTok, generating their own AI photos and doing all that kind of thing. It's insane.

my favourite colour? #fdf6af

today he dies

if sopranos was made today tony would be trans

I'm so anxious about going down the village shop

Id rather commit suicide desu

>>212517764
reform voters mobile unit

just got a court summons. I have to pay council tax even if I'm unemployed wtf?

>>212517791
the woke world we live in

>>212517807
um

>>212517795
astral travelling there by hitting a DMT vape pen

I enjoy littering almost as much as I enjoy pissing in public

>>212517751
I live in the middle of nowhere there isn’t a lot of jobs and most which come up I’m not qualified for anyway. I could go to a warehouse and ask but that’s really desperate

>>212517810
there would be gay mobsters and woke suicide attempts

>>212517809
you cant do that mousey

>>212517810
if sopranos was made today i would be sat in my smelly bedroom /brit/ posting

>>212517816
WageChads: 1
NEETs: Nil

>>212517809
>i was born to die

get them housed and fed

>>212517836
yeah don't go and ask. just send out a certain amount every day, skilless runts like us are meant to suffer when working

>>212517764
I imagine 1%ers in the UK are much more of a LARP than in New Zealand and Australia where they're a significant part of organised crime networks

neighbours wind chime is doing my head in

>>212517828
what's going on? did keir smash the gangs?

>>212517841

>>212517828
it this amount of brit posters who had a kiss/had sex/had a gf each day

>>212517888
Don't say nothin Sal

>>212517795
not all neets are afraid of leaving the house

>>212517841
>woke suicide attempts
One of meadows friends tries it and her friend at uni cuts herself. Not Queen Med tho

>>212517916
yes thats the joke
there is a much more infamous suicide attempt in the show doe

>>212517809
CATBERG NOOOOOOOO

>I'm not a fag, it was my gut biome. It was the kefir I was on

That's the joke.

(8) i keep dancing till the B E A T drops (8)

tony get ipad

>>212517809
Feed him Rorke

>>212517945
god isnt real

>>212517942
I could probably get a note from my bossman

>>212517956
hs?

>>212517938
Chris? I forgot about that haha

>>212517991
aj

I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

Suicide is badass
- Danny Devito

writing god isn't real on the inside cover of every bible in waterstones

cunt brotherberg waking me up at like 6am leaving and i couldnt go back to sleep
got maybe 5 hours

>>212518020
least mentally ill atheist

Sir VLAD Act

>>212517945
cringe

>>212518020
Not allowed to sell bibles anymore as part of Starmer's W.O.K.E. Act

>>212518085
?

Why do scourers have a unique accent foreign to all other English accents and why do they claim to be scourers and not english

>>212518020
Kek go get em rorke

>>212518092
just imagined you saying that irl and cringed my nut off

>>212517816
wtf I love thatcher now

>>212518096
irish diaspora

slipping bradley walsh laughing printouts into all yhe binbles and putting them all in the fiction section

>>212518106
how do you know what i sound like?

>>212518096
please consult mr heathermong

Anyone else ever see their mates from school getting married and having kids and all that and wonder where the time's gone

>>212518121
i dont

Imagine her farts

>>212518113
.

>>212518135
...yh

Worcester and Hereford cathedrals are very nice. i visited them over the weekend

>>212518176
could house a few refugees in there i reckon, big empty space like that

>>212518155
Little bro is an antiparticle travelling backward in time

>>212518135
Time is a social construct mate

>>212517795
mine does a video call. haven't been to the job centre in 2 years

>>212518135
>where the time's gone
it's gone woke is where it's gone

>>212518219
truke

>>212518176
Needs a mini golf course in there pronto

>>212518202
Yeah and it's constructed me a smelly incel hovel

Don't get why people visit churches and gush over how nice they are but make no effort to preserve what they came out of by oh I don't know attending a fucking service every once in a while

>>212518176
nice lad u go for a service? evensong mayhaps

>>212518191
Gee, why do they teach one thing to goyim and another thing to Jews?

I’m having a nap. Wake me up in two hours.

>>212518244
shut up you fat fuck

>>212518244
>>212518246
Service discord

>>212518244
me
>goes to services
>donates everytime
>contributes to my local parsh
come the fuck at me bro

>>212518246
nah i just like the history and architecture. not arsed about that other schizo nonsense

Wouldn't go to a protestant service if my life depending on it
Tranny priests and clergy
Women priests and clergy
No thanks mate.

>>212518113
Irish people don't talk like that

Is Stoya dead or not ?

>>212518280
very schizo reply

>>212518280
Unhinged and frankly gay reply

good evening you wonderful people. I love every one of you

might start smoking and going multiple days without food again

>Wouldn't go to a protethtant thervice if my life depended on it
>Tranny priethtth and clergy
>Women priethtth and clergy
>No thankth mate.

>>212518337
good lad

Gymtoil already delayed because I didn't train today, looking like a Tue/Thu/Sat schedule this week, grim

>>212518337
ktom

>>212518339
I find speech impediments endearing

>>212518339
Yeah? Is that it mate?

making pasta salad

nothing like smoking a bit of crystal before toil

chickn butt

Don’t fuck with me.

christ oh mighty

>>212518290
Living in Serbia with her cats

get a grip yank
better yourself you piece of shit

absolutely adore the verb "thundercunt" - perhaps my favourite word

>>212518465
very redditcoded

>>212518444
AI

>>212518444
Are you Irish diaspora? She's a floating poo

>>212518477
true I agree >>212518465

ashwagandha consumed

>>212518449
FOY

>>212517877
It wouldn't surprise me if there are more motorbikes in the UK than NZ, per capita. But i've only ever seen hobbyists here, like their patches would be for charities and stuff, i'd never seen proper outlaw bikers until yesterday. But it could be that they aren't biker clubs in the North of England, or the part i've been living for the last 7 years. I presume they are all authorised by the Yanks, the Hells Angels wouldn't let larpers wear their patch whether it was in California or England or Australia or New Zealand.
Outlaw bikers are part of the culture in NZ but I think the organised crime thing is overplayed by the cops. Most of them were just normal guys who ride bikes and like a drink and a scrap. My favourites were the Epitaph Riders, an old school biker gang in Christchurch. Used to see them a lot back in the day but I believe they patched over to the Headhunters in recent years. I used to see Highway 61 around a lot as well. I only ever saw Hells Angels once and they were with Highway 61 so i'd assume the HA were out of towners just visiting.
They weren't nearly as bad as the Mongrel Mob who are scum. They are all involved in crime (and are police informants). And Black Power, they used to run tinny houses. Did you have tinny houses in Aus?

just thundercunted that twatwomble

>>212518444
Would be great if any of these looked real

>>212518477
redditor trying to claim everything cool for reddit detected

they're mesmerised skeletons

yank absolute bellend

>>212518519
yikes

>>212518483
>>212518488
>>212518508
Idiots

>>212518535
Say it to my face red coat

>>212518536
>nooo it's not about money it's about helping kids

thats the 2* dynamax caterpie with struggle caught then

>>212518568
being the only one discussing pokemon go counts as avatar use

so how can I get a pakistani gf as a whiteboi?

haethophile

*throws a Pokeball at [an Australian]* *throws a Pokeball at*

I'm way too obsessed with overweight women, lads.

Ciaran O'Reilly's oneitis

>>212518593
impersonating 4chan staff

*throws a Pokeball at*

>>212517480
I'm too self aware to subscribe to fads

everybody except for me is an npc

why is rorke racist? was it his upbringing or is it just his genetics?

>>212518633

*dodges it*

rorke is on the beach alone he just threw his telephone
into the sea and now he sees he is woke

>>212518692

>>212518498
Didn't know what a tinnie house was until just then
I don't know enough about how drugs get sold here to really know whether we do or don't but I'd say there'd be shitbox houses in regional towns and tenanted by derros that would serve a similar function

>>212518684
obviously it isnt genetics and if you want to go down that slope it is going to get very slippery very fast and it isnt going to be slippery for white people if you start looking at everyone through the lens of genes and such

eating pasta salad

fish and chips for dindins

Sick of the British and the way they act

*throws a Pokeball at*
*throws a Pokeball at*
*throws a Pokeball at*

>>212518684
He went outside

Iron brain thread

pasta salad takeaway

rabbi
rabbi
rabbi rabbi rabbi

death to the world

Serb sissies Slovene sissies Sicilian sissies

>>212518755
lucky bastard

RABBI
A
B
B
I

>>212518802

the Jews did the holocaust but it was nowhere near 6 million

da joooooz made my pasta salad yummy

mad how the 7/7 attacks wasn't a wake up call for our political ruling class

>>212518845
The Nazis are evil.

NO! BAD mousey!

>>212518811
MODS

the Jews dont believe in counting and use money to keep track of numbers. 6 million = the nazi gold

>>212518886
mousenonce please stop your evil

can't get a gf because I don't have instagram or a drivers licence

that’s a mousey meltie

>>212518886
6,000,000 gp = 0 gp

>>212518897
this but for bc im an incel
short
ugly
neet
old
apathetic
lazy
cowardly
snide
arrogant
self absorbed
alcoholic

I heard the Jews buried alchemy because it would make taxes too difficult to enforce

A mid-top fade would look nice

Mousey get the Mr. Bean on and calm down x

>In 2005, after living the life of an international playboy for most of his adult life, Vilas settled down and married. He was 47 when he met Phiangphathu Khumueang, a 17-year-old from Thailand, and they married five years later.

>>212518934
At least you have Jesus, Deegs

>>212518873
oi, REF

>>212518969
Lucky girl found her bwc

the Jews told me that if I leave my bank account in -0.01 £ each day to put the money in savings, gaining 1p pence, for 70% of the year (227 days or so), with 1.1% APR, I would gain £0.02 a year from £0.01 AKA doubling money

>>212518947
This is NOT who I am, and this is NOT okay

>>212519011
he's figured it out. shut it down

>>212519011
another classic of mousenonce economics
truly lucky to have such a genius posting among us

>>212518969

the bank doesnt charge for £0.01 overdraft (planned), and it should not (should NOT) take £0.01 in a savings account as £0.00 otherwise it is theft. the latter is alright because it is rounding how it should be (SHOULD be!)

>>212518969
You know he gets her to call him daddy

mousienomics

Thinking about mass unemployment and its effects on society, lads

the new looms, no one will notice I've got my bum out

what happened to mousenonce to make him so desperate for our attention? cunt is here every day twerking for us begging us to acknowledheh him

>>212519011
Ah yes doubling your money but just extreeeeeeemely slooooooowly

Pedro took the Pang Pang pill

>>212518839
Good post

aha he made a spelling mistake!

>>212519063
Oh yeah? How about you think about THIS!
*shoves you*

if you paid me £0.01/yr (just as a token) to manage your savings and do that, you would gain £0.01 from 1p pence and be taxed £0.00 on it. you would gain 1p pence

>>212519080
he's severely mentally ill and lives in poverty. this place is all he has

er what the sigma that lad has his bum out

>>212519087
what if you had lots of bank accounts

>>212519080
Molested as a child and destroyed his brain with drugs trying to black out the pain, pretty simple really

>>212519107
remember when diego offered you 100 pounds a week to never post again in perpetuity and you rejected him

>>212519063
>mass
>effects

calling 999 because the bank took my £0.01 away from my account

you're not allowed to post the ponies. it's against the rules

where's the bloke love?

btw it’s heatherpaedo posting the ai marriage cvs

well if you did the other, and gained £0.95 in 8 years, you would gain £0.08 from this, putting your total up to £1.03, in 8 years, divide by 2 to make 2x 4 years and each year being the £0.00 as I said before

>>212519130
>actually believing Diego’s “i am rich” larp

Even mousenonce is smarter than you LOL

>>212519166
lies I hate them

>>212519171
Demolished that cretin

mousenonce is going to have a meltdown when it learns about inflation

>>212519121
they would shut it down because each transaction costs the bank for some reason (apparently)
having like 100 people as customers fo you doing this would work. then you also have more money to use to help your customers with

Ringing 999 for a chat just cos I'm lonely

'ny in the 'ed

>>212519160
>it's against the rules
Alri cosmo and wanda

craving a large cock to suck again

The new, Rorke. Where the fuck is it

ratpedo thinks taking money out of the bank makes it last longer

>>212519185
why do you admit to be a pedophile

wish I did a uni degree with more women
who'd have thought that economics and finance would be sausage central and filled with ruggerlads named Hugo?

welp
spankbang's blocked

>>212519219
scrambling

Pang pang when timmy forgets his wallet

>>212519197
inflation isnt real, but the number does go up and back down anyway. the interest rate being how much you (should) spend. I thought about it before when the bank iterest rate was 5.5%

get the new, love

>>212519233
Page 9.

>>212519161
Harry and Paul... now THERE was some good comedy... *sips*

if you start with £0.01 and double it every year it'll only take 30 years for you to have over £10,000,000

>>212519137

>>212519291
ktim

>>212519255
crikey
attaching a face to my deviant porn habits? no way in hell

>>212519298
its the rounding (at 0.01), not getting to double your money

>>212519325
not at his bank

>>212519314

drinking MONSTER PIPELINE PUNCH

>>212519340
im him

new
>>212519349
>>212519349
>>212519349