Thread 212521118

legs revived edition

Hola hermanos saludos desde san pablo

the so-called linkedin proto nascent connection gf

rorke crying during sex

>>212521151
corrr she cute. reckon she shits?

>>212521118 (OP)
timmy's sh*tskin fantasies

>>212521174
Yeah

Can a footfag explain what it is they love about feet because frankly I find them vile

Could do with a massive poo but I'm not sure I'm going to be able to squeeze one out

get the fillies fiddled, rorke.

any minimum wage runts in? any toilers in? any grunts in? any skilless dogsbodies in?

>>212521151
very cute just like the other one but you are very creepy and should stop this immediately

>>212521136
dont really understand this image

>>212521195
*raises paw*

why does heathernigger stalk women shamelessly?

just be happy and smile lads

hope al got his hapa gf and is living his vanlife dream

Another day pissed down the boghole doing fuck all with my life

poo

niggas straight up stalking

>>212521119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2-_--EY4

the who are the superior band
they knew they weren't blues niggers, they were english
besides pete was only doing research

>>212521203
>single mothers are just as good as two parent homes!

>>212521228
pay it him mind. its simply text on a screen nothing more

Twenty years and six hours ago today, my 15-year-old girlfriend texted me asking if I was ok

HEAVILY dislike how eager ChatGPT is to cater to my every whim

i don't actually want a gf

>>212521181
read once its a problem with their brain where the bit that links to your feet is beside the bit of the brain that controls the willard and they get confused

>>212521288
Well you aren't alright now if you've been spamming this boring blogpost all fuckin day

>>212521288
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

>>212521297
still hoping my ex gets hit by a bus

>>212521195
Me but I'm off work most of this week, much to the chagrin of my colleagues.

>>212521201
only one i posted

my leg is tningling

>>212521297
kektim
would be a hassle and a half I feel

>>212521151
My ex looked exactly like this except with blue eyes.
Do I need premium linkedin jewscription to privately stalk her or is the privacy setting enough?

was wanking to abella danger in a cuck scene and the cuck looked really like bruno fernandes
really put me off

>>212521203
honey...

>>212521346
tim saying he doesnt want a gf isnt funny

>>212521299
LOL i'm gonna be using this in all sorts of situation

ffs i accidentally answered the door and now i have a parcel for a neighbour

I am going to be unemployed for the rest of my life and bullied with shame by the employed elites despite it NOT being my fault I'm unemployable

growing an evil fungus in my closet

>>212521366
yes it is, rofl mao

>>212521362
yeah i have no clue what he meant by that

um

>>212521332
your telling me this is the same woman >>212519349

>>212521363
maybe it was ol bruney himself

>>212521381
I would coom in about twenty seconds if that

the evil fungus is telling me to commit heinous acts

>>212521425
what sorts of things?

just saw women's boobers knock up and down on this family-friendly blue board

>>212521411
not me
i just posted her cos i just joined the thread late and saw last edition was about linkedinfu's
so i posted mines :)

>>212521381
that guy doesnt know how to shag

>>212521425
mould always gives me bi thoughts for some reason

How do I get people to stop treating me like I've got special needs? I'm a bit socially awkward but never been diagnosed with anything

>>212521436
me sitting around doing jack shit because I'm unemployed

recently bought a face mask for sleeping in and it's okay

people will claim smut peddling isn't an artform

>>212521436
he's fucking bored in that zoo get him a gameboy colour or something

>>212521411
I was the prior threads OP. She wasn't a linkedin woman, but I thought it would be funny if I pretended she was. pic related is actually where the image comes from.

>>212521459
why are you acting like i dont know theres a button to change if 4chan x says its you or not either way having a "linkedinfu" makes you a deranged creep

>>212521465
shagging while trying to film is actually very hard. tried to make a porn movie once with two crack whores i met on a night out, paid them £100 each and after they got their smack i got them to lie down and recorded myself while fucking them. i was also on crack so might have been me but honestly trying to bonk while aiming the camera makes it harder

>>212521474
lol

>>212521488
get the groomers housed and wanked and fed

>>212521468
ktim but with slight misanthropy so I just don't say a lot to people.

stinky rainbow dash farts

Remember girls choose to be goomed

>>212521504
you are demented

rorke shaking what his momma gave him to this

https://youtu.be/MmMIJ65OKzY?si=5bHLKBMMj-hyVphS

>>212521473
i look like this

>goomed
alert the bradleynonce

>Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy is set to tell the Israeli Ambassador she believes the BBC is “institutionally antisemitic” tomorrow
actually feel like i'm going insane

>>212521506
youre right but i dont know what youre on about
its not even the same girl and im not the op from last thread

>>212521505
thank god im already on the toilet this one got me pissing AND shitting

>>212521561
Would you think I was less demented if I told you that I found the picture before I read the story?

>>212521560
We don’t forum signatures here

>>212521525
Haha white girls are funny

Trying to cook but I've got the squirts. Running back and forth and pinching my arsed closed where possible so nothing burns. Need a good diet.

>>212521500
>gameboy colour
I respect it but let's be fair the Americans won the spelling of this one. Mine was lime green for the avoidance of any bias claims

kthxbai :3

What's the oldest women you've dated/would be willing to date?

Mr Bean. Funny

>>212521384
I feel you anon, frankly if I could assemble the men and the means I'd establish an autist commune somewhere in the Scottish Highlands and then perish when the government declares us terrorists and drone strikes us to death.

>>212521504
i coulve saved her

>>212521628
i'd date my mum if she weren't my mum

>>212521590
obviously on about whats in my post are you illiterate
>>212521599
hmm no

hate them more and more every single day

>>212521638
yeah, because what she was waiting for was a smelly dole-dossing incel.

>>212521628
Not a day older than me and preferably 20 years younger

>>212521653
helena sex arse
not bothered with the rest

>>212521628
i want to have sex with every middle aged woman i see

>>212521657
And yet you'll do nothing about them, next

>>212521653
this the new love island cast?
those cunts look clapped

>>212521653
None of them are attractive

>>212521628
50 or so, not joking

i thought it was a fart sir
i thought it was safe

>>212521558
what the FUCK nigga

>>212521653
Hate to use the word degenerate, because it makes me sound like a trad-cath larper, but I think that word is totally appropriate for the absolute dross that this show is

>>212521509
didn't think about that desu

>>212521707
surely he can't post them

tonight's tea:
two butcher's sausages, two eggs, chips (tossed in a spice mix) with a bit of 'chup

>>212521707
your done nigga log off

>>212521707
Why do you have this shit saved

>>212521707
what duh heeeEEEELLLL!!!

>>212521670
>preferably 20 years younger
How old are you?

just got called rapist in greggs

>>212521722
Then tomorrow you can follow it up by making your first ever friend to bore the shite out of with your extremely dull blogs

>>212521713
It’s actually really good

i will NEVER breed, 1000s of years of heritage ENDED

>>212521758
twink death

what was it

i dont like the "ponies" poster.

>>212521767
where?

>>212521775
yeah great plan that, thanks for the reply

Why is it moving so fast?

>>212521713
>show
FOY

>>212521781
meanwhile your looksmatch

uh oh stinky baby needs a diaper change

>>212521785
she looks fun to talk to

im pretty sure im secretly a shagger but i dont know how to talk to girls yet

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy7nvxzrvr0o
Sacked and then killed on the same day

>>212521764
just turned 30

>>212521789
My Little Pony character farting and pooing

>>212521384
As if working some menial working class job is elite
Yeah those elite warehouse and factory workers putting beans into tins

stop posting sexy/cute women doing sexy/cute things please, its igniting my incel rage

Secured

>>212521812
what's her name

212520464
Mad how based it was being born between 1993-1997:

>can remember life before social media
>RuneScape
>PS2, Gamecube, GBA, DS
>Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh
>no smartphones until we had nearly finished school
>can remember the Internet before it was completely sanitised
>grew up with kino cartoons like Spongebob, Ed Edd n Eddy and Avatar the Last Airbender
>didn't have to enter the job market in 2008-2009

A truly better time. I feel like 2013-2014 were the last good years.

>>212521818
I got you

>>212521856
Activeee

>>212521845
They will still look down on me, they are elite while I am a worthless slug

>>212521628
some of my first wanks were imagination wanks to being nonced by my french teacher with massive tits
i would have been 15 and she must have been in her 40s

>>212521844
corr hope it was pinkie

We at /brit/ wish both Black Sabbath and ELO well in their retirement.

>>212521872
no way im clickin that shit nigga

>>212521841
grim, got a career? got a gf? got a social circle? got your health?

>>212521828
damn what did he do

The proverbial 'fu

unfortunately my 30 min 4chan timer is over byebye

>>212521653
I don't know anyone that actually watched this tripe. Whenever I bring it up to someone expecting them to be into it they scoff. I have no idea who's actually watching it.

It's hard being working class / lower middle class with the taste and cultural instincts of an aristocrat.

>>212521836
raping a greggs pasty

Activeee

>>212521848
Would shag her ROTTEN in my tent on the last night of Bloodstock Festival when we are a sweaty mess.

>>212521898
Tinmy's crush

>>212521898
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212521781
I will if I move to america, but I don't like america

>>212521653
why are the men all so zesty

Since poppadoms are just big crisps, it should be possible to get them in proper crisp flavours like cheese & onion, salt & vinegar, and so on.

rorke buying his garms from M&S

i am rorke

thats it i QUIT weed i QUIT

>>212521887
Get your face slotted in there, mouth seal over his unwiped anus nice and tight

>>212521892
GENERALS GATHERED AT BLACK MASSES

>>212521945
i'm leftypol and i buy my clothes from m&s
where else even sells clothes?

>What 3 years of Steroids can do: 29 Years Old vs 32 Years Old.

okay that's enough reddit today

>>212521929
No, English diaspora, I say 'diaspora' because we are a minority in England

>>212521906
what kind of man has to set 4chan timers for themselves?

Mental how /brit/ is 20% of all posts per minute

>>212521945
Rorke detected

>>212521945
Nothing wrong with M&S clothes, their shirts are excellent. The Autograph brand clothes are even better.

>>212521963
i still get id'd at 33, so my test-e use this autumn will be fine i think

>>212521963
body dysmorphia
sad

>>212521946
haven't touched that shit in about a week after smoking daily since the start of the year. Feel better already that shit fucking sucks.

POO

>>212521945
for me it's amazon

>>212521942
so this is rorke

>>212521488
nothing to do with ethnic demographics though i'm sure

POO

>>212521989
brit is the only real general

>>212521989
There's a joviality to /brit/ that isn't found anywhere else on the site.
I also repeatedly get the impression I'm talking to nasty little cave dwelling goblins on other boards

NHS offers all these services but I don't want to burden them so I always resort to AI

Just got a dm from the Belgian saying he'll be on in 15 mins

gay porn dancing my way to salvation

>>212522047
a dick massage?

>toilberg drops a massive fucking situation on me
>I will be going on leave on Wednesday for two weeks

Right, lads. Get the PINTS in during toil. Get the CHEBS out. Get the fucking SCORED scored

Odds on toilberg and his family dying in a plane crash so I can celebrate longer?

>>212522005
good lad
now find a cause to use all that time freed from spending monging about on the weed
i became 10x more productive once i quit the muck

>>212522047
liar

my favourite book: black dahlia
my favourite song: paint it black
my favourite film: black hawk down
my favourite band: the black keys

>>212522005
but leftypol told me weed is a miracle drug with zero negative side effects

ʷᵉᵉ ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ

Mad how 30 year old Millennials look 20 while 20 year old Zoomers like 30.

>>212521942
ronke's gaff

>>212522036
haha yeah good think we all have jobs and gfs here

Let's get the /brit/ TikTok channel going and start shaking our bony old behinds

reckon i could make a lot of money drawing spicy pony art
they're really simple

>>212521922
that;'s my fetish

Having a look at Hebden Bridge

>>212522054
pack it in

>>212522068
why do you pretend to drink beer

if I lived in america I would be considered very successful, but I don't like america
so I am just mediocre here
I possess all the attributes to succeed in american society (I am even a US citizen), but I don't like it
probably because my family spent lots of time telling me how bad it is

>>212522076
fucking unemployed so its hit the gym and hunt for a job that won't make me want to dome myself

>Italian 'hero' sniffer dog killed with nail-filled sausages
need a bradley for this

>>212522114
peng

>>212522005
this shit is bad for me but i get so bored without it

What the helly

>>212522086
Can't tell what age anyone is anymore tbqh

>>212522036
we're all mates here

>>212522110
think old dr shipman was from there
all he wanted was to give old ladies a nice send-off
with the assisted dying bill, he's basically a martyr

>>212522114
numbers are way too low. they're at least 11%

ᵘᵐ

Glad I'm off the mirtazapine. Feeling awake again instead of sluggish and tired all the time

mad how sexy rarity is
i can't even eat marshmellows anymore because they make me think of her thick marshmellow arse and makes me cum instantly

>>212522114
leftypol joyous that the country is being filled with people he doesn't share a single value or belief with

>>212522114
south west wins again

>>212522114
And that's a good thing

>>212522191
Get them in
Get them housed
Get them shagged
Get them pregnant
Get them deported

>>212522114
finna move to northern ireland

>>212522169
just looking at her hair makes me impulsively want to put things up my bum and call myself a slut

>>212522140
I thought I was the same but I think my tolerance got so high that it was barely having an effect on me.

>>212522191
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212522202
In that order

>>212522164
random fucking lights everywhere. sick of AI and its alternate-world SHITE
when AI becomes COMPLETELY believable is when I will be happy

oh my god just shut up

>>212522211
*gives you a pat on the back for a job well done in spreading /brit/ish culture*

>>212522169
um
>>212522206
UM

absolute guffawing at this

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
rorke: who's talking x

>>212522236
jim mcafree

john mccafe

>>212522256
mad how weird 45 year old women became the governing force in this country

>>212522273
we look good x

>>212522256
utterly mad how they are just the Conservatives again

if the bbc is antisemitic why are they glazing that disgusting jewess paedo nepobaby hack lena dunham

Is there any truth to parts of England being up to 45% frog? What would the admixture be though, Normans didn’t shag peasants and Huguenots were a small group.

polishing off the last of the weed, time to take a break?

>>212522117
How the fuck are you on here literally 24/7?
I have to ask, how.
At what point do you fucking sleep you obsessed stalker?

preferred lisa nandy when she just posted her tits on the gram

>>212522330
I took over a month off it and it made little difference to my tolerance

>>212522329
no truth. only like 15k normans came over. and they all intermarried with locals almost immediately.

>>212522308
not like you weren't told this before the election, they literally led a years long campaign cleaning out and expelling anybody left wing

>>212522351
Grim

Honestly feel sorry for some Muslim girls
They're in a weird situation of trying to be loyal to their conservative culture and trying to fit in with the drinking culture of the UK

As night fell, the /brit/ boys were still outside the Gherkin

better not see that stupid post again in the new

>>212522373
they should hop on my cock to feel better

what do you reckon are the spiciest crisps you can buy here?

>>212522336
bit of an overreaction to a simple question dont u think

>update and shut down
>computer restarts anyway

You can really tell that Microsoft is filled with POOJEETS now, even the most simple things barely fucking work anymore.

>PLEASE SAR I'M FUCKING INDIAN, WE NEED TWO CONTROL PANELS SAR, PLEASE HELP ME BLOODY BASTARD

>>212522407
take the fosspill

>>212522373
Iron brain

Pakistani women are actually pretty fit when they aren't inbred

>>212522360
You need to do longer

wtf is that pear image all about

>>212522221
Exactly. In that fucking order.

>>212522435
Care to post an example?

>>212522407
I'm still on Windows 10 but planning to swap to Linux Mint this month.

>>212522435
Um

>>212522435
Timmy's crush

>>212522435
The inbreeding makes them fitter desu
Imagine the mums of the ones with fat arses
Corrrrrrr

>>212522394
>>212522427
I imagine it's a bit like Ireland.
It's a weird situation for them to be in I think from the ones I've know well

Been utter shit if their parents are retardedly conservative but push the lads out to find their own relatiionship but meanwhile Princess Pakitstani Bobani needs to stay super pure for her arranged marrige to some nonce who'll beat her for not covering her shoulders

>>212522452
kurva anayok or whatever?

>>212522435
I agree, imo the fit ones look substantially Whiter than the attractive Indians. They seem to have a more Aryan facial shape and more ruddy complexion, whereas even the Whitest and fittest Indians still look distinctly brown.

Deleted quick

Irish iron tablet showing sympathy for Pakis

I'm killing myself when I turn 40. Enjoy working until you're 80!

>>212522551
ROARING

>>212522551
SCREM

>>212522551
Ummm

>>212522531
Timmy O'Connor's weakness

>>212522407
yeah this is fucking annoying

annoying when you can't point out someone's been on an all day meltdown because it proves you've been on the /brit/ all day

>>212522572
LOL

>>212522551
Finally a good fucking post

New
>>212522582
>>212522582
>>212522582

>>212522551
yhe scrimble

>>212522435
need me wunna dem

>>212522144
lmao this has already been removed from the archive

>>212522579
You're anonymous, you don't have a reputation

>>212522622
wonder why that is