peacock

>>212524135 (OP)
Hate canswanker with a burning passion me anyone else?

>>212524188
he became significantly less endearing when it turned out he was middle-aged and not just some student / early 20s bloke like the rest of us.

>>212524188
probably
don't really know who that is, just another saddo who posts the same shit over and over I think?

>>212524188
Massively, but we must follow the rules

>>212524188
>>212524211
has anyone ever seen any evidence he actually drinks beer or eats chips?
he gets really mad when i ask him to post a pic of them

imagine the smell

>>212524039
and what? the "average normie" is common and thick and likes whatever they're told to like

Been going around all of 4chan.org (even the origami board) slagging people off then directing them to /brit/ to continue the debate so that you lot can deal with the influx sorry I can't help it

amerifloods

>>212524264
corr a greta gangbang

>>212524300
good job recruiting mate thanks x

when are the good posters coming back by the way?

>>212524300
White boy summer?

>>212524188
he just talks about cans, what's so bad about that?

The only thread we fear is the Kpop one on /mu/.

>>212524264
is that geordie greep on the right?

>>212524416
yes he just talks about them never drinks them he's a big phony

>>212524264
post the bikini pic

>pea cock
ktim

>>212524451
HOLY HOLY

growing to realise that I don't really love my girlfriend, I'm more just scared of being alone again. feel fucking awful because she's really sweet and kind and I truly do want what's best for her, but I don't know if I can spend my life with her out of self-loathing and fear than an actual desire to be with her

>>212524188
yeh he's an annoying dickhead. tries way too hard

geordie greep fucking sucks

>>212524547
listened to Holy, Holy and it really annoyed me because it sounded really fucking similar to a song I've heard before which I just can't quite place.

>>212524547
Greepers assemble

>>212524471
met up with my ex gf recently
felt out again and realised i didnt feel anything
thats when i knew i no longer loved her
time to move on lad, no point in proloning it

>>212524252
He used to be in a discord server and that's basically all he did there too

>>212524584
Umbrella by Rihanna

chiggin cori for tea

>>212524584
probably because that entire record is him cramming in as much pastiche as possible
it's unlistenable and certainly doesn't deserve the praise it is getting
music is dreadful these days and all the most acclaimed bands just copy bands from the 90s i hate it

brat summer is over
greeptober begins x

If people want an invite to the /brit/ discord server/ 'the simpcord' then ask the admin - me, Zachy - in /cric/ over on /sp/!

>>212524697
After dinner x

>>212524699
sybau

gimme some fucking tits

>>212524711
legs erotic

its easy to hate the rich
but do you have the courage to hate the poor?

>>212524737
hate everyone equally me

Quietly thinking about the old days. I am allowed to do that, yeah?

>>212524734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiobySgFP2s

>>212524760
not quietly enough apparently

20 years since those slags blew up the bus

off to tesco, anyone want owt?

>>212524730

I tried to post about how fun saturday is in the summer but my post had too many words so I wasn't allowed to post it

>>212524504
this was so me in 2024 but she was actually a horrible cunt who made me fantasise about killing her and myself every night as i drowned my pain in cigs and booze

um

>>212524818
I FUCKING LAV ITTTTTT

>>212524818
spoiler this hog

>>212524760
as long as you don't yearn for them, then it's fine

raping my own arse

>>212524730

>>212524818
woah tits

>>212524504
don't understand what you think love is supposed to be

esra nwo ym gnipar

>>212524818

diego updating his bumble profile

your bars are fake and my bars are real
Is it true you got bummed on a field?

We at /brit/ love breasts.
Women breasts not tranny breasts or men breasts or anything else just women breasts ok

clairo booba sexo

>>212524924

>>212524925
Amazing post

Cardamom pods for tea

>>212524818
*lick's lip's*

>>212524925
I like men breasts more

>>212524818
shitting nora

>>212524818
name?

>>212525000
once I was eating a biryani and bit into one accidentally
it sucked the air out of my lungs for a moment
too strong

Idea for a gimmickfag: a sexy woman who just gets her tits out every day and posts them. Note: must be busty

woke BASTARDS

>>212525106
Janman would be raging

berge

this is clearly the superior thread
good job op for once you weren't a faggot

>>212525136
thats a rather ample bosom isnt it

Nice to see my gimmicks being used every day by you freaks

>>212525213
which ones would that be

>>212525207
both threads are just slagposting, they are functionally identical

just gratuitous videos of breasts, big ones

>>212525246
Threadsplitting songs completely ruin it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9zXbP_jJrE

lads we're in here

>>212522596

>>212522596

>>212525106
you do it

>>212525246
demonstrably false

>>212525207
never have I been a faggot ever once it my life
it's not possible

a substitution wasn't available
tesco didn't have anything that could be substituted for a pack of benson gold
literally any other pack of cigs would be fine but no
no substitution was available
im going to asda

>>212525367
you're not always op though

>>212525377
mail order the japanese cigarettes from that one website
I think I'm going to get a few packs
I'll have them sent to daddy's work

MEIN HERZ BRENNT

>>212525407
What's the website?

i'm in serious shit, i feel totally lost
if i'm asking for help, it's only because
being with you has opened my ass

>>212525513
https://www.jtexpress.tokyo/
shh it's secret

fuark

>>212525776

reading an article about how mods and jannies purposely tried to destroy 4chan (and probably still are)

using this one

>>212526170
>>212526170
>>212526170
HOWL

Got the 24/7 The Chase channel on via ITVX
Yep. 24 hours a day every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reckon we should only post in /brit/ threads created by flags of the commonwealth

keely seems to have given up on being an athlete

>>212526298
seen him on one of those automatic dildo machines

>new pretty girl joined the office
>genuinely worked harder today than I have in months

fuck artificial greenery, air con, coffee machines
if toilberg wants me working like a slave he needs to import pretty women

>>212526336
*her
and um

Indian women want BWC. Give it to them.

Pound the dasyu like the Aryans did 4000 years ago.

really dont like unchaste women

lazy bastard figured out he can eat while lying down

>>212526336
was it a good vid? my friend is obsessed with this bint for some reason, keeps sending her in our discord

third bottle of wine for today sunk

day 2 looms for them
they know who they are

>>212526340
>cute girls all over my office
>too shy and autistic to talk to any of them
it's so over

Um

you lot downloading porno in preparation then?

>>212526376
Juan

>>212526359
they want us to finish the job

>>212526340
She white?

>>212526321
Her skin is atrocious, she's gonna look 40 by the time she's 25.

>>212526143
why would they want to do that?

>>212526376
>lazy
you are spiritually broken

>>212526401
stockpiled all the AI enhanced stuff off eporner

>>212526395
if youre handsome then they think youre mysterious and broken and can be fixed
if youre sub5 they think youre a rude incel and want you fired
probably some hr complaints against you already

>>212526376
Horseblatt
>>212526401
Been downloading it for years
Anyway they can't ban every site

i was the guy who had to collect all the gas back in ww1 and put it back in the canisters for the next battle.

>>212526421
what you on about

Get the hands spat on
Get the cocks wanked

get the dossers funded

gonna drink me some chamomille tea so i can be less scared of women, and then just stay inside the rest of the evning

>>212526443
dunno m8. i just got promoted so it can't be that bad

>>212526415
course she's fucking white
mind you there was a 9/10 black girl walking down a street in the city of london on the way to toil
proper had runaway model vibes

madness that was

get the labubus wanked

there's certain spots you can gay porn dance in to noclip out of bounds

>>212526444
a cute one isn’t he
also in regards to you porn discussion maybe you ought to not wank to porn instead

sucking a dubai labubu matcha

>>212526465
bankrupting this country with no survivors

>>212526501
he'll make a fine glue

>>212524135 (OP)
bird is literally named peniscock skull skull skull

the proto

i'm white

do you want to dance with me

how do i learn to gay porn dance

i love women so much
i love brown women
i love white women
i cant decide which i like more
i just love them all so much

>>212526534
yeah I'm white too ;)

>>212526433
can't be doing with that stuff, looks like wax models shagging

>>212526553
shut the FUCK up.

oops i poo smelled again

>>212526555
Brown

>>212526516
got hares around for that lad not to worry

>>212526553
get the tiktok out, dress up in women's clothing and point your arse around

>>212526537
i can dance the waltz did that with my work crush like a year ago then she decided to reject me because she noticed her feelings were mutual god damn cunts

>>212526501
Nothing wrong with tasteful porn featuring attractive Whites.

7 weeks clean from tranny/femboy onlyfans
just 5 more weeks and i can apply for a mortgage

>>212526534
you're Guatemalan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfAXEBywwMI

post that webm

you know the one

this country is a fucking disaster

>>212526581
wish i was working in the horse glue factory stinking of ground bones, covered in ground bone dust and disgusting my raped young wife after becoming a raging alcoholic following my injury running away from a cow carcass

>>212526555
for me it's east asian women

>>212526613

rorke walks in the room

the room goes silent, all look in his direction

the jukebox: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

*rorke twerks his gay porn arse to uproarious applause*

got holland oates on

>>212526465
Thank you British taxpayer
You work so I don't have to

>>212526613

but I HATE black women >:(

>>212526613

>>212526613

>>212526555
for me it's turkish women
saw more 10s in istanbul in one day than i have in my entire life in londonistan

>>212526623
happens when you let commoners vote they just vote whatever their wife's cunts wants

>>212526613

Diogo Jota would've loved this

>>212525407
shipping costs just as much as the cigarettes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kevin Nash was raped
In the summer of '92

>>212526627
um

Toddlerberg jumped on me early and knee'd me right in the bollocks and then started slapping my head as I rolled around in agony

>>212526657
would love to get "under" her

>>212526660
Speaking from experience here, Turkish women are seriously mentally ill BDP crazy and will make your life miserable, it's not worth it.

toil

>>212526613

if you wanna go and take a ride with me with a mddkmf in the back of a sjhklehf oh why do i live this way

Rorke's been done

>>212526700
Most women are BPD

>>212526705
Deaf niggas be like

>>212526717
NOOOO
THIS ISN'T FAIR
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING

>>212526685
do you think his wife wakes up and there's 5 seconds before she remembers he's dead

fizzy peach pineapple mango lemon blood orange raspberry limeade

>>212526700
perfect

>>212526613

mental how most women are bisexual but they wont admit it

I still remember when leftypol trannies shilled the mega essential corporo COVID vax, and banned people from saying you shouldn't support it. I think leftypol is what happens when a neoliberal shitwit can't achieve sex.

>>212526640
THIS SUMMER..........Rorke is about to find out..........that he needs better creps! The /Birt/ Film, in cinemas whenever

>>212526752
not really blood orange season is it mate

Pang Pang when Timmy burns the shrimp fried rice

>>212526761
most men are too

*enters the thread*

"bpd" doesn't exist neither does "adhd" or most cases of "functional autism"
get over it

>>212526733
Yeah but it's worse in Turks, especially the westernised ones. Dated one for a couple of years and everyone in her friend group was like that. Non-stop drama over literally imagined things that they would admit were imaginary, and then deny saying that a few sentences later.

Thinking about Arys Oakheart, Areo Hotah, Aeron Greyjoy, Victarion Greyjoy, Arianne Martell, Quentyn Martell, Jon Connington

Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five Winters. Seventy-five Springtimes. Seventy-five Summers. And Seventy-five Autumns. When you look at it like that, it's not a lot of time, is it? Don't waste them. Get your head out of the rat race and forget about the superficial things that pre-occupy your existence and get back to what's important now. Right Now. This very second. And I'm not saying, drop everything and let the world come to a grinding halt. I'm saying that you could become a seeker. You could be loving more. You could be taking some chances. You could be living more. You could be spending more time with your family. You could be getting in touch with the part of you that lives instead of fears; the part of you that loves instead of hates; the part of you that recognizes the humanity in all of us. And I tell you, That's where you're fortunate.

>>212526810
just look at the horoscope its more accurate anyway

>>212526782
it is if I say it is :)

>>212526807
Porke scampering away from the scene of the crime

Who is this lass? Someone posted her in brit yesterday.

>>212526810
Spoken like someone with a bpd/adhd/autism diagnosis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3uPjXI-WE

>>212526689
even then it's much cheaper than what they cost here

>>212526851

>>212526793
lmao that's SO pang pang

wondering whether to have this energy drink
on the one hand i won't sleep for the next 20 hours and feel terrible later
on the other hand i will feel much better now

>>212526815
STANNIS
T
A
N
N
I
S

>>212526810
I have AIDS

>>212526674
what toxoplasmosis does to a motherfucker

>>212526851
Why should I tell you

it's just the one AID actually

>>212526951
too big

>>212526951
Grim

>>212526898
doubt it would get through customs

>>212526927
Because she's an e-thot and not your wife?

>>212526951
her chombers are a bit....erm........'revealed' shall we say ohohoho......

>>212526876
not at all those idiots love to go on and on about how they have those fake conditions and it makes them very special and so interesting not total bores with no personality at all lmao

>>212526951
gross

encona hot sauce wank

>>212526960
>>212526962
ginger beers

reckon commiemong will move on from nazism to anarchism

>>212526951
spoiler that hog

>>212526815
was arianne the one who was described as having huge black nipples?

>>212526971
people receive their orders in the u.s. all the time
not sure about the u.k.

'rorke' spammer unmasked

>>212526815
>*touches his grey-scale ominously*
>*holds a big axe intimidatingly*
>*gets cucked ironbornly*

why did they do it

>>212527010
average day in london

I'm halfway between /int/brit and /britfeel/
/britfeel/ is full of actual scum and deranged lunatics with perhaps two other lads who are functioning members of society
meanwhile /int/brit is the shagger's general, most of you lads are normoids with jobs so I'm just the cretinous goblin of the general
and /pol/brit has an evil atmosphere from what I've seen, genuine sociopaths

>>212526974
Boys with bpd, adhd, and autism are trannies. Those are the underlying mental disorders that contribute to gender confusion.

>>212527044
having a job does not make you a normie. you need a gf for that

Anyone else notice the clearly new American posters in the past day or so?

>>212526918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlcZ2zXvLgM

>>212527044
sometimes /brit/ is alright but at times like this it's repulsive and I would be happy if most of you disappeared off the face of the planet forever frankly

>>212527084
do yourself a favour and filter americans straight away.

>>212526851
kek was me
idk who she is though x

cant deny it, im in the mood for KFC

so a white chav has killed a black female scientist in the street
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4eq9yelk5o

>>212527060
you sound like a mouth breathing moron

>>212527044
Truth nuke: all three are pretty shit. There are some alright people in /brit/ and /britfeel/ but there are also people who post weird porn (instead of normal porn) and other shite.

>>212527024

>>212527044
>/pol/brit has an evil atmosphere from what I've seen, genuine sociopaths
yep they are mentally ill and a lot of very nasty posters there

What's your excuse?

All my pleasures, guilty
Clean slate looking filthy
This year’s gonna kill me, gonna kill me
Spiritshouldbe crushing
But Idon’t feel sad, I feel nothing
Heartbeatbarely pumping
When did life become so unbecoming

I've been posting here for years you won't be able to troll me you sad little freaks

>>212527041
terf island

>>212527124
corrr tower burger meal sesh

>>212527172
I know you

>>212527155
when you pull a face and the wind changes

>>212527041
>pic without context
do what motherfucker?

fuck you

>>212527151
roar

>>212527041
I gave them the final ok to initiate Operation Kill The Tranny

>>212527155
women literally live on ez mode and i'm not a woman

someone should look into what causes onlyfan girls to eventually bog themselves

>>212527164
name of this female woman?

>>212527210
Female gaze

*scurries over to /brit/pol*

>>212527044
/brit/ welcomes all as long as youre not too much of an incel, too much of a shagger, too much of anything. etc
the Comitium of all /brit/ chan

>>212527136
You sound like someone who doesn't read.

>>212527151
scrpalsdas

>>212527230
you sound like someone who believes everything you read

raping my own arse

>>212527221

>>212527248
link to video please?

>>212527230
you sound like a retarded black bastard

order pizza or make noodles?

>>212527248
um

>>212527151
when are hublot, vodafone et al going to post this here?

>>212527151

revving up the hinge to flirt with the fattest bitches in a 20km radius

>>212527282
make noodles, takeaway (or '''''''''''''''''''''''''takeout''''''''''''''''''''''''' as you yanks refer to as) is for fools

ofcom on a mad one

>>212527308
cor I love an obese bitch with mental health issues, they'll either smother you or bully you aha

>>212527243
I read the scientific literature and if it does an adequate and thorough job of explaining previously unexplained phenomenon in our world, I accept it. Autistic men with fetishes don't believe in peer reviewed studies, unless they like the outcome. They are poo flinging adolescents when someone tells them the truth.

>>212527308
want to get on the apps but dont want to chat up local girls in case they know my sisters or my female friends
would be VERY dire

a song i like came on in tesco and i had a quiet little sing to myself in the cheese bit because i thought there was nobody there but a tesco worker noticed me and barely suppressed a laugh and now i feel embarrassed
(the song was "fall at your feet" by crowded house)

Just wrote a letter to Ofcom with the words "not on" and have just put it in the postbox right now

>>212527351
don't worry about it mate

>>212527357
funny they'll read this post before they get the letter

boomer mong here
how do i pay by contactless on phone?
do i just double tap my iphone button and then put my phone near it?
too autistic to try in person first try in case spaghetti falls out

mad

>>212527345
want to get on dating apps too but don't have any pics to use

>>212527357
pov: ofcom hq

fuck offcom

>>212527399
>Got *more* masculine after trooning out

>>212527372

Um

>>212527357
*starts sparking you the fuck out*

>>212527378
beeeep PING :DD

>>212527408
dont bother then. its all about the pics (at least to start off with).
besides, dating apps aren't meant to for incel worms like you

need to shower but cant be arsed having a shower

>>212527422

fucking TWAT I spilled sweet and sour sauce on my fresh new shirt FUCK ME

>>212527420
brown girl feet

haha sweet and sour shirt
is that shirt sweet and sour enough for you mate haha

>>212527420
loving this new psyop

>>212527420
mental how fit they are

>>212527409
kek
are timmy has certainly had some adventures

>>212527482
oh DON'T YOU START

>>212527420
would love to forcibly have sex with her

>>212527492
bullying a mentally ill man
how does that make you feel?

you're from sainsburys aren't you

so we all fancy brown girls dont we

>>212527442
well what else am i supposed to use? going and hobbies don't work

>>212527486
They really picked up

foreign ex had "sweet and sour wind" as her insta name and she stopped talking to me for a few days after i told her that my friend said it sounded like farts after a chinese
wasnt even me that said it

>>212522596
>>212522596
>>212522596

>>212527533
done her

>>212527551
>>212527551
>>212527551
new

Rorke attending the big party drenched in sweet and sour sauce

>>212527533
aha
pooooooooooooo