Thread 212527551

brown girl edition

I’ve seen a video of this girl going to town on a giant white dick

vile slug of a man

>>212527576
wrote your post in the "name" field again, have we?

how to motivate myself to hve a shower

>>212527551 (OP)
boring

>>212527596
take a nice bath instead

>>212527596
it's nice? what's holding you back? never understood grotty goblins like you who don't like being clean and feeling refreshed

>>212527596
Tell yourself “if I don’t shower in the next 5 minutes, I’m a gay slut that takes aids riddled paki cock in my bum”

>>212527621
arrest the scum who filmed this NOW

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtmpgaBpQXI

>>212527633
haven't showered in 6 minutes me :)

I need BWC

me july 7th in my rented caravan having another incel breakdown boiling over with incel rage

>>212527621
oi, those two men just committed sexual assault

>>212527680
Be patient

>>212527647
wonder why she was divorced twice

>>212527596
cocaine

>>212527684
kek tim

>>212527647
leftypol wont like this
oh wait, he gives brown people a free pass when they're bigots. never mind

are kfc breasts nice

>>212527694
Ok :)

>>212527621
me in the cap

>>212527702
There's always a couple

>>212527720
no
chicken breasts shouldn't be that big those chickens are pumped full of hormones and force fed to make them bigger

>>212527596
listen to bury the light

>>212527619
dont want to clean the bath

>>212527624
i dont like to shower

why is market garden considered a failure they captured a shit load of territory

>>212527551 (OP)
>>212527510
the pengali girl special

>>212527647
>divorced twice
>no kids
>no job
>demands a 666
grim. i bet she doesn't even do anal like a proper muslim girl

>>212527760
>bury the light
u wot

>>212527748
Frankenbeast chicken is virtually all that's available here.

>>212527621
4 different blokes kek

>>212527770
the goal was to cross the rheine and breakthrough into germany, which didn't succeed.

>>212527769
table of contents of my diary

duckduckgo market garden

>>212527684
kockling, that is me (minus the caravan; i live in my mums house in a smelly incel room)

>>212527778
why is she looking at the photographer with such contempt?

https://youtube.com/shorts/te6NUWY5csE
Even the smartest atheist can’t explain that

>>212527801
It's all you can get most places here tbf thats why i only buy organic from waitrose or order from a farm

>>212527551 (OP)
Does chocolate milk come out of their boobs?

>>212527778
leng

Imagine she was doing this and squeezing out a poo onto your face.

God I bet Emma Watson’s farts are rank.

>>212527863
Someone standing in the bushes out of the cameras view

>>212527911
You will never know how does that make you feel?

sexually ejaculating out of my cock

>>212527792
Bit gay

i shall be attending the Tewkesbury Medieval Festival this coming weekend.

>>212527621
would be hotter without the high heels

Life is too fast nowadays. New shops poppin’ up everywhere.

>>212527957
hope you have a nice time

>>212527769
arrival of what?

>>212527621
They were in this video twice the guy must have followed them

Highly fed up with my mum and her partner's toxic relationship lids...

Woah

just redpilled my nan on PIP

Why does every post I make on reddit get removed

>>212527957
reckon would be fun to go to one of these

>>212527937
Shitting nora

>>212528032
your lesbian mum?

>>212527982
i could have saved them

>>212527551 (OP)
rorkes girlfriend

>>212528032
too bad because he's the man of the house now, you'll learn to respect him

>>212528021
the so-called opp

>>212528052
you're too based. its definitely not becasue you are cringe and gay

Serb sissy > sissy Slovene

>>212528042
Cannot express how much I need a chubby GF

>>212527723
:)

>>212528052
'

a cuddle with jack

>>212528052
i had this because my karma wasn't high, just gatekeeps most of the site
took my excellent posts elsewhere

>>212528090
uuhhh marky bros????

>>212528127
That’s obese, not chubby
>>212528139
Grim

>>212528154
this is looksmatched in 2025

>>212528021
>>212528090
Thanks for watching
https://youtu.be/3z3NxNmexlg?si=DapisC2Q82YqDV9u

A relaxing American summer's eve perhaps?

it's official: i've got a hard-on

>>212528211
we can fix that

>>212528211
how has that happened then

>>212528210
They really are just useless biomass wherever they are

Sucked off a Serb sissy with a silly Slovene in Singapire.

>>212528210
lmfao
Will be asking Diego about this, and more, on Friday

>>212528211
Brown woman wanktoil on the cards

Tasty chocolate girl poos.

looking at chemicals online to poison my housemates with lol
any evil cunts in?

>>212528021
>>212528090
>>212528154
>>212528205
Reminder he plagiarises all of his videos word for word from Wikipedia and the Axis History Forums and never cites any sources

>>212528285
piss in their milk in minecraft

>>212528205
The source for the theme song sounds genuinely unhinged.

sparks just came from my monitor and then it turned off, is that bad? it's come back on now

horse

>>212528132
<3

>>212528210
charliebo313 coded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXAGneWMwwA

stinky rainbow dash farts

lots of plappers on tonight x

>>212528302
>sparks just came from my monitor
Lucky bastard, good band

There’s a significant minority of women whose humour hasn’t changed since “Shrek is love”

They’re on Tinder and their bios are 4 paragraphs of useless lore. They yearn to be random and whimsical yet they never leave the house. They dress to be seen but not to look good

Everything is experienced through ironic detachment like a trauma response, they will never love you, they are unloveable. They’ve become too specific and idiosyncratic

Life is performance to them, a series of behaviours replicated from short form content and movies. There’s nobody inside, just references

>>212528210
>Kids
>Teens
>Thugs
>Youths
>Crowds
>Mayors
>Joggers
>Shooters
>Loiterers
>Kia boys
>Parolees
>Swervers
>Juveniles
>Hooligans
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Pranksters
>Youngsters
>Party goers
>Ex-convicts
>Delinquents
>Urban youth
>Porch pirates
>Straphangers
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Gifted athletes
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>Cannibal Gangs
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Subway dancers
>Repeat offenders
>Lifelong criminals
>Masked assailants
>Persons of interest
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Restaurant patrons
>Unhinged strangers
>Former NFL players
>Unruly young adults
>Unhappy customers
>Community activists
>Black Friday crowds
>Troubled young men
>Spring break partiers
>Neighborhood bullies
>High school students
>Scholarship recipients

>>212528436
fucking Dostoevsky here

>>212527621
e319 Sammi Coggin

headache all fucking day. about to go to bed and i still have it

>>212528302
try deleting your nonce folder

>>212528437
why did you order these by size

>>212528436
Shut up you twat

You like that image, don't you?

>>212528436
so true
lost count of the amount of women who randomly have a pic of danny devito on their profile because "haha funy"

some freaks on here reporting silly posts about poisoning people
grow up

>>212499507
Here is another example. This isn't a coincidence.

Fatten up your daughter

>>212528210
bet if you went back 100 years that neighbourhood would have been markedly safer for some inexplicable reason

>>212528436
sticking this one up in the /brit/ louvre

peng bbc wank and then aff tae bed

>>212528547
least homoerotic carlybender post

>>212528585
that's not me hun xox

>>212528547
no tranny image to go with this carlyfreak?

these are my most played games

>>212528612
Tell your mates. Not us.

and the next hitler? where is he?

From screaming arsewanks to poobalms and crisps, we're Watchmojo and today we're counting down the Top 10 /brit/ posts of all time.

>>212528634
Hello mate x

6 MUST-HAVE Hat Styles That Gentlemen Buy For Life
https://youtu.be/_sB6RW0jJbQ?si=e7e4IN8vIShvmA9s

>>212528626
you are my mates

lads
what would be your go-to order if you were privileged enough to visit spud man?

>>212528634
fell down a well in peru

girls with braces

>>212528612
is this real
that's over a year of your life

tamsin greig milf sexy

>>212528669
Hilarious, brots are unintentionally funny

>>212528653
Gorgeous girl. Fertility goddesses look like this for a reason.

>>212528653
would unironically plap

>>212528669
jacket potatoes are mong food

>>212528656
my liege

>>212528685
oh yeah, mad that

>>212528718
They're peng actually

>>212528653
I want to lovingly screw her whilst pouring chocolate into her mouth.

*walks across rorkes bedroom in a straight line*

>short
>hook nosed
>Unfriendly
>In charge of banking
How did JK Rowling get away with it

rorpe on the rokes

Mental what psychiatric medication does

a mexican stole it

>>212528768
wait until you hear about ferengis

*endlessly scuttles along the skirting board of rorke's box room*

>>212528798
is this how lesbians have sex?

blam prep bldg
or
gyp pall bdrm

>>212528768
in the 1st movie their bank literally has a massive star of david in the middle of the floor

>>212528768
harry definitely could've laid pipe with the gringotts goblins but he chose ron's ginger minger of a sister instead
was he racist?

>>212528808
Why don't you get a rorke to date you? That's what this is about anyway, you find them cute.

>>212528834
Um... It's not a star of david actually it's some other shit
>>212528843
Yes.

>>212528823
I think so yeah

the israeli one off NCIS was fit as

:-)

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEELLL
>dundun
WHAT THE RORKE
>dundundun
IS COOKING

>>212527937
why the fuck you got bunch of moroccans baddies ? they were supposed to be us ?

>>212528877
its beans

>>212528834
That's because they filmed it in an actual bank (don't ask why actual banks have massive signs of david on the floor)

>>212528912
muppet

Getting into a serious "romantic" relationship is absolutely the number one thing you can do to fuck up your life. If you are smart, you will have flings, hookups, FWBs. Do not get into a serious relationship. I have never once in my 26 years on Earth witnessed a relationship that was not garbage in at least one way or the other. And the longer you are with someone, the more interdependant you are on them, the harder it is to leave. And to get married? It would be a more reasonable course of action to saw off your own feet. I have seen so many lives ruined by relationships. Old people, middle aged, young. I know an older guy who had millions and lost it all in court battles with his wife. I've seen friends my own age have their freedoms curtailed because of girlfriends.

Just don't fucking do it. Get your money up, keep what you have for yourself. If you can do hookups or get an FWB, do that. Pay hookers if you really must. If you are young and feel the need to have a gf to get it out of your system, maybe have a go, but don't get too involved, and it's probably best to just not do that.

>>212528914
it was never a bank it's an aussie embassy

>>212527647
>>212527937

https://www.tiktok.com/@tashamarriages/photo/7522934648184474903

this one below is dire

https://www.tiktok.com/@tashamarriages/photo/7522645859180367126

Rorke filibustering my tight light wet teeny bussy! >.< :3 :p

>>212528933
Shut up you twat

>>212527551 (OP)
>paid actress

the goth one off NCIS could get it

do you identify more with your celtic or germanic origins?

will be doing an all nighter tonight, to reset the sleep schedule

Need Emma Watson to squat down over my mouth and squeeze out some hot poos.

>>212528994
Shut up you twat

>>212528768
also the only Irish character is always blowing up

>>212528933
Ugly and evil fingers typed this

what do you call this in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

>>212528998
not relevant, is it?

>>212528933
preach brother this is why I stay single

>>212528994
celtic

lads
why have our lasses never won miss universe

Russian... Otherwise I won't be posting. Bad spirit. Cancel. Refuse. No. Please...

love the sound of french (don't understand it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO2FooZizcs

Mr Bean Wlil You and Teddy cmoe to chruch this Sunday

Ok homealoneeveryFridayNight We will be there !! will You come Gary ..

As always .. let`s give it A Go !!
then we will Pokemon Go for a Meal Ha Ha

lol Gary Eats yuo are so fnuny
We Are The Best Frineds
On
The Palnet

>>212528994
Celtic. Boudica and King Arthur get my blood pumping far better than Beowulf or *checks notes* Cerdic

>>212528957
It's fine if you want to ignore my advice and fuck up your life, I have no skin in the game.
>>212529007
My fingers are long and graceful and I am not good or evil, just pragmatic.
>>212529017
Good for you, we're going to make it.

>>212528612
>9000 hours
>375 days
>on one game
Bruh
Literally how?

Penis no longer works

>>212529028
cos they're mingers innit

if jews rule the world why dont we all just start converting lads, get ahead of the curve while they still let newcomers in

i deeply resent our leaders for importing millions of hostile foreigners

>>212529070
oh my days rorke it's 2025 you can't say that
they look fine

>>212528612
MMORPGs are a mental illness.

>>212529050
Whatever will be next for the wacky gang. I personally hope for a church update!

>>212529061
disgusting freak

jackin' my potato

Rorke shooting ropes to Winnie the Pooh

>>212528998
>when you are trying to explain to her the correct placement of her front & back bums on your face

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Kingsley_Shacklebolt
You now remember the only named black character in Harry Potter

>>212529091
would (with the lights off)

>>212529089
It looks like you..

>>212529072
It's a maternal cult. If your mother is not jewish you never will be. The best you can do is marry a jewess, and while you will never be considered as such, at least your kids will be.

>>212529114
um

>>212529125
Dean Thomas
Blaise Zabini

>>212529080
kek. now THIS is me.

>>212529066
been playing it for 10 years so it's only 1/10th of my time really

>>212529050
you should be sectioned you actual freakshow

>>212529139
>going to places to meet someone naturally.
If you are going places with the express purpose of meeting people, it is not natural.

>>212529147
not to mention snape and hermione

wonder what humans will look like in 1 million years

>>212529066
I had about 400 days in runescape before they released rs3. over a year of my life from 13-18 spent on an mmorpg. not good for my social skills I reckon

>>212529045
*starts stroking you, frenchly*

>>212529125
>the only named black character in Harry Potter
A lie, nothing more than that. Go away.

I love brown girls but im especially scared to approach them because i feel like they’ll know my intentions down to a t

>>212528994
rangers

will you pokemon go on a date with me :3 ? x

>>212529089
free my nigga john honey

Really pornhub.......

>>212529193
*grabs you by your cute little arse and flings you into a wall*

>>212529147
>Dean Thomas
He's only black in the american version (americans refuse to read stories where the protagonist marries a woman who hasn't been blacked)

>>212529066
i played dota2 for like 3 hours a day for 5 years in a row

>>212528210
Soul

>>212529190
what other reason does a man have to approach a female

>>212529050
fucking howling

>>212529050
squealing

>>212529190
To deport them back to their own country?

Blood on bible if you do not have the wizard... Haha gotcha BITCH...

>>212529125
Lavender Brown (until half blood prince)

>>212529218
gay rangers fans be like oooohhh hello hello we're all about the william

would should i wank to tonight

that post reminds me of kaptain kutchies word salads

>>212529253
shakespeare ahh post

>>212528933
people will hate but I reckon this is true

Was checking the heathermong archive last night. Still don’t know what a gherkin is

Been feeling particularly low recently and I don't know why

I seem to have cycles of productivity and creativity and then not

>>212529253
Ruby granger

this guy is in prison for murder lmao

holy shit i just had the most amazing therapeutic nap in the history of mankind

>harry potter
>porn
>"word salad"
summer is the bad time on /brit/

Wizard blood scene or else...

>>212529273
What you call a pickle
But when he says it, it means The Gherkin building in London

>>212529253
wank to a faceapp female version of yourself
it's what I do when the 'phoria gets too bad

>>212529050
screaming

A 20-year-old man has appeared in court charged with the murder of a scientist who was found fatally injured in a Dundee street.

Dr Fortune Gomo, 39, was treated by paramedics but died in South Road, in the city's Lochee area on Saturday afternoon.

Kyler Rattray, from Dundee, made no plea and was remanded in custody when he appeared in private at Dundee Sheriff Court.

Dr Gomo, who was originally from Mutare in eastern Zimbabwe, had graduated with a PhD from Dundee University, and recently started working for Scottish Water.

>>212529253
Just finished to the thought of a brown girl myself

I will fucking apply it you are going to die...

>>212529282
he gon get turned out

>>212529253
your mother

>>212529253
lil gay monkey

>>212529317
how
unfortunate

>>212529317
the price of relaxing

Emma Watson was fit in harry potter desu

>>212529317
not very fortunate was she

>>212529253
This JAV is pretty good https://missav.ws/en/vrpn-008

>>212529358
Calculate

>>212529366
'

john mcoffee

not a chance

>>212529397
Fair enough

It’s too hard I don’t have the brain power

>>212528326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea9KjV3hlHg

mates rape trial is next week
literally make or break for the rest of his time on earth
mental how your entire life can collapse if you just rape the wrong woman

>>212529366
wow. she is messy!!

>>212529282
>that natural blush
*bites lip*

Olympic champion Alistair Brownlee took part in his first Oxenhope Straw Race, dressed as US President Donald Trump.

The former triathlete, from Dewsbury, was among 600 participants in fancy dress who raced each other between six pubs whilst carrying a bale of straw on Sunday.

According to the rules, participants must stop at five pubs along the route - The Waggon and Horses, The Bay Horse, the former "Idiot Hut" social club, The Lamb, and the former Shoulder of Mutton - downing a pint at each before making the final uphill push to the finish at the Dog and Gun.

Competitors vie for more than just quick times, with prizes handed out for both the fastest teams and the most creative costumes..

>>212529439
woke gone mad

>>212529456
what is it?
i'm on a visual detox

Hello.

>>212529366
John Mcaffee’s tortured ghostly figure suddenly appearing in the incel command centre at this

>>212529487
a tranny with her cock out playing the piano with her cock until it spurts cum at the end

Right then

>>212529439
just move to a differet country

>>212529439
he'll get 9 years, out in 3, with an xbox, playstation, 3 square meals, air con, the lot

Why can you relate???

>>212529439
has he considered just being wealthy first?

>>212529499
>>212529448
>>212529422
It's literally one of the most mainstream JAV sites you paranoid retards.

*ums in scottish*

>>212529574
Rest.

new

>>212529593
>>212529593

>>212529571
god i really hope they blur the genitals on this

>>212529571
why is your address bar THAT zesty??

>>212529317
>Zimbabwe

BUT WE'RE
ALL RHODESIANS

>>212529125
Dean Thomas
Angelina Johnson
Lee Jordan
Dean Thomas

Textbook...

non nsfw new which won't be deleted
>>212529631
>>212529631
>>212529631

>>212529350
it was a white shite who did the stabbing

Norway. :O

In Lasse ass.

I'm Penging For A Wonk

>>212529438
How did you know I was a brown lady…

>>212530057
Brain cell similarity

>>212530778
Understood, Mr. Lawrence.

>>212531074
Glad to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqmWkqh1kt8

>>212531726
I liked this song, thank you for sharingeee