Thread 212529579

>100 people die in a single flood less than 1 hour drive from the state capital
>shuts down all of central Texas
>our cripple retard governor says that we should have prayed harder so this wouldn't have happened and glazes orange man for 40 minutes straight
Get me out of this shithole. There are mutants in the slums of Yangon with a better quality of life than Texans

sorry we're full

>>212529579 (OP)
It's time to move to beautiful Kansas City, MO.

>>212529579 (OP)
There's always Oklahoma

>>212529579 (OP)
What a shithole. And people want to move there lmfao.

>>212529579 (OP)
That's sovlful. You live in a sovlful state

But why didn't you pray harder tho?

>>212529726
These things need int not fai

>>212529579 (OP)
I can sent thoughts and prayers nigga

>>212529579 (OP)
just pray and donate more to trump, he will pass a law that makes floods illegal.

>>212529579 (OP)
>thoughts&prayers idk lmao

>>212529579 (OP)
Well I don't see you helping either

What if niggas in other states pray harder than you?

>>212529579 (OP)
>waah! Waah! Waah! I suffer in the most rich, advanced, and prosperous country in the whole planet! Get me out of heaven
Fucking hate you first worldoids

>>212529943
>You have to help southern USian subhumans because... You just have to, ok?

>>212529579 (OP)
So are plans to become California 2.0 off?

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>>212529943
You're laughing. We're living in a fourth world shithole ruled by a wheelchair-bound governor and corrupt attorney general where our state grocery chain HEB is doing more for disaster relief than the state government, and you're laughing.

>>212529579 (OP)
>100 people in a state with 25 mil pop
there are likely more people in Texas dying of fent overdose every day

>>212530059
Wasn't there a flood some time ago in Texas where a megachurch locked its doors to keep refugees out while some mattress seller let people take shelter in his stores? Truly fascinating

>>212530114
Yeah that was from a hurricane a couple years back and the pastor was Joel Osteen

>>212530059
It's just a natural disaster, my country burns down and floods every year

>>212529579 (OP)
>federal government cuts money to weather forecasts
>nobody got warned
>100 people die
wow what a surprise, can't wait for the hurricane seasons.

>>212529579 (OP)
You guys have guns for exactly this reason. Are you keeping them locked up in case a the lights turn a slightly more attractive shade of green.
Fucking defend yourselves.

>>212530191
People got warned, through a Facebook post.

>>212530267
>Facebook

I voted for this kek
https://www.latintimes.com/ted-cruz-calling-better-system-wake-texas-floods-met-backlash-online-he-helped-defund-it-586285

Probably sounds like the stereotypical pseudointellectual euro but the amount of us politicians in top offices who are christian nutjobs is frightening. Dont they support israel too because they believe jesus will literally descend from the heavens once greater israel is established. Fucking crazies

>>212530059
im not really laughing, not at your misfortune, just giggling a bit at everyone elses
>christian summer camp
wtf these things exist?
the owner, Dick, probably voted trump and he defunded both thoose who could have warned it before and helped after.
isnt flooding a tool used by God to wash away sinners? oh the irony...
get a norwegian visa some way, you will like it here and we will like you.

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>>212529579 (OP)
Your states biggest attraction is no income tax. There's not a big fortune 500 presence either, so your state is broke. Add in the fact that politicians in your state are inept chuds and cultists that hog all the government jobs for their inept families, and you're gonna have zero services. All of your taxes are straight up robbery by the state.
No one is laughing. You just sound annoying and whiney. The government's response shouldn't surprise you when "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" is your favorite sentence. I can only hope you have home insurance.
Go up to Amarillo, OKC, or Dallas if the hurricanes got you shook.

>>212529783
>makes floods illegal.

How is he going to make the flood Mexican?

>>212529579 (OP)
I feel really bad for you guys, I said a prayer for Texans affected last night. Stay safe. Love from New England

>>212530059
I wonder if it had anything to do with voting for these people for 100 years straight.

>>212529579 (OP)
Was the damage and loss of life really caused or worsened by Trump cutting funds to weather observing agencies?

100 dead sinners

>>212529579 (OP)
>should have prayed harder so this wouldn't have happened
No way that's real.

>>212530059
You guys voted for trump. Don't care. You'll vote next red next time. Won't care.

>>212531208
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-turns-faith-gov-abbott-declares-day-prayer-amid-devastating-floods

>>212531078
Why are you praying for sinners

>>212531337
What province are you from

>>212529579 (OP)
>meet friend from DFW back when I was an exchange student there
>says just about everyone I knew during my time there is now a burnout, in rehab or incarcerated
>including an honor student who ended up robbing her grandma's house with her bf because they were low on drug money

I used to think TX was so cool with all that space and suburbia. I'm now grateful I decided not to live there and just inherited my family's real estate business instead kek

For having so many nice people, America's such a shithole and I don't even know why.

>>212530114
This is a little different. It's been raining up stream in excess. They paused draining the water out upstream so they'd .. have beach on the holidays in rich parts...so when upstream flooded again the water was already maxed out and it overflowed the dam, then they released the dam to keep it from breaking without knowing about the overflow so a giant rush of water went down to places where rich people were near beaches and hit poor people near streams further down and of course killed them. This Texas. Every decade s flood like this hits where rich people want a nice lake or river section on a holiday do this a floods hits
It's like Africa

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See
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This was completely avoidable. If they emptied the river out properly before or had... Weather forecasters or... A warning system... Or weather radar .

>>212531615
the also built the camp directly on a flood plain

>>212529963
I prayed hard for God to drown the entire continent of North America but I guess my prayers were strong enough only for a hundred of T*xans.

>>212531678
That's something you can handle. Most of the United States is built of former flood plains.
This was layers of stupidity. Texas is the worst state by far. It's like Africa. It's not a shit hole pile Pakistan or Afghanistan or an utter garbage heap like most of Asia but it's still bad

>>212529579 (OP)
>our cripple retard governor says that we should have prayed harder so this wouldn't have happened and glazes orange man for 40 minutes
Source?

Texas supposedly is some economic powerhouse yet everytime news makes it out of there the actual state leadership turns out to be a bunch of retards. How does this work?
This was the mayor of a town in Texas dealing with power outage during the worst blizzard the state ever had

joe rogan will still spend another 3 hours in his podcast seething about california and how much better shitxas isn.

>>212531659
Doesn't really have much to do with what I said but mmk.

>>212531852
What the hell do you even say to something like this

>>212531075
im guessing the flood water was brown

>>212529634
Hello fellow KC bro

>>212529579 (OP)
37 year old boomer here
I've lived in 9 different states and been to 48 (no alaska or hawaii but I guess they look nice idk) and here is my definitive map of places to live in the US

>>212531852
they elect politicians that make sure no money goes to preparing for situations like this.
your cunt is susceptible to flooding, right? be aware that the whole dereg/privatization movement going on over there will ultimately lead to this lol

>>212529579 (OP)
>our cripple retard governor
The same one who capped payouts for any lawsuit settlement despite he himself earning millions from a settlement he made after an accident crippled him?

>>212531996
i mean just a quick kys is all it deserves
he's just some facebook boomer, he's not even baiting he's just retarded

>>212530059
>Vote for orange retard and his retarded minions
>Nooooooooo you have to feel sorry for our retards making retarded decisions

>>212532211
the most amazing thing about hotwheels greg is he's only the second most corrupt person in the state government right now

Antifa flooded Texas in order to trick people into thinking global warming is real

>>212531852
>Texas supposedly is some economic powerhouse
Texas is just a big oil refinery

>>212531852
Missouri has worse politicians. They repealed the Sick leave part on Prop A and their logic behind it was horrible.

>>212532338
we are the equivalent of fucking Kuwait but with with even worse weather somehow

You can leave anytime you want. I'm moving to Texas soon. Not because of the taxes or /pol/, since my taxes will actually increase. I'm moving to Texas for the cheap housing, the better walmarts and to make Texas democrat again.

>>our cripple retard governor says that we should have prayed harder so this wouldn't have happened and glazes orange man for 40 minutes straight

Newsom is the same but he can stand up without help. Prayer works, Jesus loves you!

>>212532363
It's not perfect but a good rule of thumb is if your state fight for the south during the civil war your local government is super corrupt and shitty

>>212532383
the housing hasn't been cheap here for 10 years and it's only getting worse

>>212532407
You would think whiteys will stick together but apparently the white nationalism exists as an actual idea only between Cletus and his extended family

>>212532474
the planter class always treated poor whites almost as bad as slaves and the dynamic really hasn't changed much since abolition

>>212530059
move to california anytime wey
t. no cards

>hurricanes
>tornados
>scorching heat
>floods
how did people decide taxes is even suitable for life? There are so many other comfier places to be in

>>212529579 (OP)
>>212531161
they really cheaped out on a proper alert system (i think it was an issue before doge shit). they sent out phone alerts but there was little cell service in that area. there should have been air raid sirens or something as a backup

>>212532709
it's literally not suited for human habitation
the only tribes that existed in texas where migratory and only stayed a few moths out of the year
If indians didn't live in your state it's probaly a shithole

>>212532736
they voted against that because they didnt want to take money from Bidens government

>>212532834
so have americans decide which states should take in taxan refugees?

>>212529579 (OP)
Import third world brown retards and you get a third world brown state. Maybe join ICE and start fixing your state

>>212532222
why would you reply to a post without reading it

>>212532474
Rednecks and Yankees have nothing in common
You have more i common with a Pole
Than a Massachusettsan has in common with a Texan

God is punishing Texas and especially Christians for their hate. It was about time.

>>212532669
Texas send their shit bags to SOCAL via the military
They would rather be homeless and hated in San Diego
Over returning to Texas

>>212529579 (OP)
They've already deployed the rescue teams and resources. What do you expect them to do? Pass a law to make flooding illegal?

>>212532975
Just keep bussing em to sanctuary cities. That's literally all they need to do. And they can cry hard about it.

Go would have only drowned Mexican and Black girls
This has to be the hand of Satan or the Jews

>>212532298
Dan Patrick is bad, but Ken Paxton is the real #1. So corrupt that not even other Republicans could downplay it

>>212529579 (OP)
Allah for some reason doesn't like Texas people

>>212534318
>da joos did it

>>212531852
Are Americans human? Or are they morphing into a new species?

>>212531852
Because is precisely the great deal of dereegulation and nearly absent state combined with avaliable resources and good positioning that makes texas economically profitable

But is also what makes its public sector garbage.
The state population seems to keep growing though

>>212536285
the population is growing because texas actually banned abortion for real and tuprimos keep dumping out children

white america is ended

>>212536285
Yeah cause people can actually afford to live in Texas people keep moving there
San Francisco rents are absurd

>>212536477
You're esl pedro

Texas Mexicans have no balls when it come to dealing with Gringos
Mexicans are meek and do not fight back

Austin Metcalf
Ashlee Long

Both of the above probably prefer Mexicans over Blacks

>>212529579 (OP)
some must be sacrificed for gun rights

>>212532246
state affairs are largely handled by the governor and not the federal government. We do this in Australia too.

>>212529579 (OP)
by all means, keep voting for trump you cucks

>>212529579 (OP)
by all means, keep voting for trump you ćùcks

>>212529579 (OP)
In 2021 it got so fucking cold inside my apartment during the 2 weeks of blackouts that a can of shaving cream I had exploded, I'm pretty sure the only reason I didn't freeze to death is because I own comping supplies and I got out my tent and sleeping bag and just locked me and my cat in it with a self-made heater and just waited it out, afterwards not a single person in ERCOT was punished and the cripple fuck and cruz just muttered some vague shit about thoughts and prayers, I started saving up to get out of here after that, I have enough money now that I'm buying a house in the pnw next year or so

I hope a civil war does happen just so that Texas can finally be nuked off the fucking map

>>212537985
Lmao I was in college at the time and our student neighborhood essentially turned into that frostpunk videogame. The fucking dorm dining hall turned into a soup kitchen for 30k people who had no running water or electricity and people with apartments were sleeping in the dorm hallways. It got really, really bad

Meanwhile Cruz was vacationing in fucking Cancun

>>212529579 (OP)
Sending money to israel is more imporant than building infrastructure o algo asi

>california die to fire
>texas die to water
What's next?

>>212530191
>g*rm talking about flooding deaths due to ineptitude

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>>212538023
imagine living in a place where it snows LOL
I have never seen snow

>>212529579 (OP)
come to Cali, bro

>>212529579 (OP)
I want to move to South Burlington, Vermont

>>212538111
99% of the time it doesn't snow in Texas, it did snow during 2021 but most of the time when you hear about "snow" in Texas what actually happens is it rains/sleets and then freezes over in to a hard layer of ice over everything and if you're especially unlucky it does it several times so you have a hard thick layer of ice

back when I was in school we would get in trouble for having "snowball" fights because there was no snow, we would just pick up ice off the ground compact it in to a ball and wail on each other with it, the balls wouldn't break when they hit someone so you could pick them back up and throw them a few times if you packed them tight enough

you had a choice
that choice was beto

>>212530059
I thought you guys said FEMA was evil. The free market will fix it anyway.

what part of texas is the best? I'm debating a career change to amarillo soon

>>212538218
Texas is a shithole, full of meth/fent addicts as bad as any coastal city, has houston which is the human trafficking capital of the US and our wages suck ass, the actual cost of living is also terrible, its pushed down by the fact that most of the state is empty but no one is living in Llano so of course the cost of living is low when you have swaths of barely inhabited land sold for pennies because there's no job or infrastructure there, unless you're in a third world country just stay where you are

>muh taxes
you still pay property tax locally or at a county level this is the most misunderstood shit only retards who have never and will never own property cite as a reason to move here

>>212530075
Of course the german would let simple arithmetic dictate morality.

>>212538317
sounds great
I already own a truck (real truck, a semi truck) so I think I'm ready for this

>>212529579 (OP)
maybe don't vote for them again next election?

>>212539357
>nah boy, that would mean them wokerino would take power, better let another few hundred children die.

>>212539357
But then the illegal trannies are gonna rape all their kids and turn em into drag queens.

>>212530191
when did the budget cuts take place?

This is what your average Texan looks like btw, look at that soulless grin, the empty blue eyes, the petrol sniffing nose.
There are no morals in this person, only a perverse love for cattle and oil.

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>>212539458
the first past the post system and its consequences have been a disaster for the Texan race

>>212529579 (OP)
I used to live in Texas, and I honestly hated it.
Those were some of the worst years of my life.
I’m so relieved I don’t live there anymore.
I was getting Amber Alerts almost every day.
People even threatened me at times.
And I witnessed corruption within the police department.

>>212538078
exact same shit happened here as well, government cut funding for weather disaster and that was the result.

>>212529579 (OP)
Why couldn't white americans build their white wakanda without negroes? Why did they instead elect an orange clown?