Kweens edition

>>212525605

>>212531128 (OP)
gucci gang

watching destiny

First with the Unsafetied Caprice of America

>>212531128 (OP)
She needs an israeli bf

This is a fk VPN new

>wow I'm really horny and lonely maybe I should talk to girls for once
>I wish I was a chad who could get girls easily
*jacks off*
>lmao fuck women what was I thinking

>>212531186
Send us a few Ghislane Maxwells and we can talk business

You got soft hands brother

>>212531216
>lmao fuck women what was I thinking
Answered your own question there

Janel is a great fuck

>>212531239
The electrodynamics equations?

Nobody likes Israel

>>212531329
You do
<3

>>212531128 (OP)
The Ethiopian and the Iceland anons are just Israelis on VPNs. If this post gets pruned it will prove me right.

>>212531358
כולנו ישראלים בחוט הזה
אתה מאשקלון כנון?

>>212531352
GTFO my general

>>212531358
I know at least one icelander is real but there's at least 2 of them
The Ethiopian is fk I think

Jefferstein is my husband

>>212531128 (OP)
I give this edition an A++

>>212531394
Its mine tho
>>212531469
Yes

>>212531426
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

Any Americans from Las Vegas here?

Can you tell if this is the Vegas airport? Doesn’t it have slot machines like this?

>>212531531
I literally live there. That's literally Virginia

>>212531531
he's right

Just went off on some kid on CS. Called him an unplanned pregnancy and unmarried parents and public schooled and circumcised and short and brown and uneducated because he kept typing in ebonics and using improper grammar and I called him developmentally disabled for typing slow and asked if his mom drank while she was pregnant.

I said "jk just banter, play instead of typing next time" after we won.

it's over

>>212531677
But you're right to criticise the use of enonics

>>212531677
You know you have mental issues right

>>212531531
>where my cousin lives
whys he bitching if jeets already succeeded in infesting a nice neighborhood. he should celebrate the fact that its just a matter of time before it looks like india

>>212531715
True.
>>212531718
It's just banter, grow up.

Kinda funny to me that some guys jack their dicks to this

>>212531755
Would you feel bad if his mom is dead irl

>>212531128 (OP)
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Was it the last ubishit game?

>>212531677
All of those things describe you

Remember that time Jason's mom got down on all fours and shook her ass for him
What would Freud say about this

N

>>212531788
I didn't call his mom dead, I just said "I hope your whole family dies in a flood"

I’m a sushipilled cidercel.

>>212531917
That wasn't the point of the question

>>212531917
topical

Gayson has been extra diva-y lately

>>212531925
Are you're proud of this fact?

jason should stick to his tranime addict incel neet persona and quit trying to weigh in on geopolitics like it even affects him

I think the big beautiful bill is going to end Jason's health care

>>212531799
5 is kino, fun, and a decent stealth game. Highly impressed when I played it.

So, the vintage story server, who playing?

>>212532018
good

>>212531986
>minor spelling error
I wom before the game even started.

>>212532039
i have vintage story but my brain doesnt produce enough happy chemicals to keep me engaged anymore. my attention span is also fried

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751928563555353.webm

imagine you and your best friend FK living together in Tokyo. ahahaha, what a beautiful life, chico!

>>212532065
You are also brown and poor

And did they get you to trade
your heroes for ghosts?

nuke texas

there are no human beings in texas

My transition from quirky collector to trash hoarder is getting worse by the year

Why do black americans think they are from ancient Egypt?

>>212532256
they are

>>212532256
there's a statistically relevant chance they're correct

>>212532210
Looks like someone beat us to it.

>>212532256
Because Egypt is in Africa and Africa is all the same to Americans so they just say what the hell, I'm from egypt

>>212532278
They are from west africa not Egypt

>>212532256
Where are they from?

Have you made your daily ablutions to our Lord and creator Yakub?

>thing i agree with
repeating digits
>thing i disagree with
singles

>>212532306
West Africa

>>212532326
my what

OUR HOUSE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET

>>212532256
They are retarded and unironically think everyone from the continent of Africa is black, especially past civilizations. They think any of the people there in Egypt today that don’t look black at all are all just from Arab conquests

>>212532330
Where are Egyptians from?

>>212532329
repeating digits i continue funposting
singles i log off for the rest of the day

Texas is great at getting absolutely fucked by natural disasters.

>>212532326
Yes. I always clean myself in the direction of the beacon of his giant head.
O Yakub, Great Orange upon the Creator's Toothpick, Forger of the Great Albino Scourge, grant that I should always have a bar of soap, bottle of shampoo and at least one stick of deodorant to spare.

>>212532355
North East Egypt

I'm not real Mexican I'm just pretend Mexican.

>>212532380
Truly the Japan of the West.
Alberta could take some pointers.

Goshpedo, you're literally like 5'6"

>>212532342
I had a nightmare where a slowed down and distorted version of that chorus played in the background the entire time
It was total madness

>>212532306
Lithuania. As are we all.
Don't believe me? Look at their flag.

>>212531689
What does it mean?

>>212532420
I'm glad our minds don't work so differently...
I have a death metal version of it somewhere... ... ... ... ... but apparently not on here.

i saw someone at the dentist today who had blue skin. i knew instantly he was drinking colloidal silver. i thought people were done doing this shit?????

>>212532431
I don't believe you I won't look anything up either. All African americans are super Egyptians from now on.

>>212532304
There were many black people in Egypt and still are today. Idk why this is so hard to believe.

>>212532433
Even the machines are sick of his shit.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with the soft clacking of a keyboard.

>>212532469
If the llm is broken just wipe the context get a fresh one

>>212532457
LITHUANIA! I CHOOSE YOU!
They'll be in eventually. The realest niggas you'll ever meet - because they invented them.

>>212532462
Maybe but that's not where black Americans are from

>>212532480
No wiping. Only armageddon.

>>212532462
There were black people there, Egyptians still werent black though. Unless you are so retarded to think the whole population turned Greek once under Ptolemaic rule. Enslaved blacks were from west Africa not east Africa either way so the existence of black Egyptians or not doesn’t matter

>>212532510
I only learned on int that this means kibutz megido. Its nice

Honestly this dibshit could start a nuclear war and I'd still consider him better than the last guy for the following reasons:

1. The last guy was SO old. This guy might be the exact same age, but that last guy was like a dinosaur.
2. That Hindu bitch produced ZERO funny tiktoks.

>>212532462
You mean nubians

>>212532488
Aye. Sub-Saharan. Bought or stolen, shipped west (over land) then bought, sold, and SHIPPED west (over seas).
The British, Portuguese, Americans, Spanish, French, and Dutch were just the end users.

>>212532535
It's more the implication that all hell is supposed to literally break loose there. But yeah, it's an interesting looking place up until that happens.

>>212532538
Hes too much of a pussy tho, likes to kick problems down the road instead of solving them

>>212532563
The genetic analysis shows they are from west Africa

>>212532456
There's a genetic defect that causes it too, some family in Kentucky had it for generations.

but yeah that nigga was sippin silver most likely.

>>212532556
Sometimes you just gotta go south of the Sahara to buy some folks.

>>212532584
Nah nothing bad will happen ever

>>212532451
I swear that song harnesses some strange and evil frequencies to channel long forgotten eldritch horrors
In my nightmare it never got to the
>it was our castle and our keep
And they kept droningly mentioning repulsive factlets about the house that even in consideration of typing them a chill enters the entirety of my being. A wicked and evil song

>>212532599
It's not like they had trucks back then. Definitely easier to grab them from the Gold Coast than Ethiopia... but nomads be nomadic yo.
They have trucks now. You can buy people from just about anywhere.

>>212532612
*checks the news*
Yeah... nothing ever happens... ... ...

Bought a giant tub of fresh strawberries and a giant basket of fresh Canadian peaches. Sun is shining and my neighbours are all white. Just finished eating a delicious BBQ meal of smoked sausages and baked potatoes. Local stores are outright refusing to hire indians.

Life is good. The country is healing.

>>212532618
If you can tell it a step or two removed ("It happened to a friend of a friend of mine.") you have the basics of a Lovecraft tale.

Happy 4:20
>>212532686
GB brother. I'm proud to be a Canadian!!!! https://youtu.be/AAbisg02JD4

>>212532686
Y'out in T'under Bay, b'y?
Maybe on d' Rock?
Nordern Quebec?

I disabled NMC and I'm adding tale of two landscapes and decent rubble piles and regenerating LOD.

>>212532686
the girl behind the desk at the dentist ( >>212532456 ) had a body type exactly like this

>>212532734
gesundheit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJzbIB529ts

this song has been stuck in my head all day

>>212532742
As long as she doesn't breed with a blue man, her children should inherit her strong frame and regal gaze.

>>212532781
some silver ions in her skin, organs and eyes would be demure. gold? nah, too gaudy

>>212532769
https://youtu.be/uNCdtLK073w

>>212532742
Girls with proportions like that don't even realize how insane it drives men. They still think guys all want little stick bugs when really we've always wanted breeding sows.
>>212532730
Tunder Bay be full 'o' chugs last I seent it. Shant be venturin' der til me crack supply runs dry.
>>212532728
GB Canada!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGRNEJiD3PY&list=RDaGRNEJiD3PY&start_radio=1

Do you live in New Heaven, Connecticut?

>>212532830
BC absolutely mogs you hicks.

>>212532857
it's New Haven, Winchester had a huge factory there for many years.

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
'Cause this is Africa

it's not cringe if i walk to a bar on a monday right

>>212532872
Not if you're counting lower mainland. And if you're not, any urban cesspool can be removed and the rest of the province will be vastly better. Remove Toronto from Ontario and it's a wonderland. Remove Montreal from Quebec and it's awesome. Remove Halifax from Nova Scotia, etc. etc.

Night, bros

>>212532900
No, sometimes you need something to ease your mind.

>>212532857
Yeah why?

OCEAN MAN, CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THE WONDER OF AMAZEMENT
AT THE OBERMAN
OCEAN MAN, THE CRUST IS ELUSIVE WHEN IT CASTS FORTH
TO THE CHILDLIKE MAN
OCEAN MAN, THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFE FORM BRAISED IN THE SAND
SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND

>>212532929
based post mr ethiopia, gn

>>212532830
As a chug...
Yeah, chugs 'n' albino chugs (Finns).
There's crack here? I thought it was all just meth and fentanyl.

>>212532900
Cringe to who? The other people in the bar on a Monday night? Or the anemic weeb NEETs eating tater tots in front of their PC?

>>212532929
We did it once and we would do it again if meant preventing the Chinese from taking over.

>>212532969
when you put it like that, i guess i'll start walking

>>212532969
Im eating pork chops, buddy

>>212532917
The Lower Mainland is my home....

>>212532877
It is New Heaven

>>212532929
All Japanese women are giant whores.

Iseri Nina from Girls Band Cry cutting salmon for salmon slices and bone meal in modded minecraft.

>>212533018
Then you gotta move nigga.
>>212533027
Why do your feet look 80 years old? Are you a GILF?

>>212532969
My local has great food, and it seems that the good cooks and servers all work Mondays.
I could go early on a Friday, hope for a table, wait an hour for the stoned cunt to fuck up my wings and hope I get served beer regularly enough to catch a buzz, or I could go in whenever on a Monday, get some killer porkolt and nokedli, always have some cold beer in my glass, and probably get home before 9pm, even if friends join me.

>>212533063
Those are japanese gilf feet
I am a simple MILF (Man I'd like to fuck (if i were a chick(no homo)))

>>212533063
I'm LUCKY to live here. If my ancestors hadn't decided to move here I wouldn't have that privilege.

>>212533027
You have very shiny nails.

>>212533008
the tater tot of the animal world

Laying in bed with momberg

bought a ticket to a concert.

Herpitty Derp duh dah award

This is where we're headed

>>212533121
At the 9 30 club?

>>212533091
I'm sure it's better than China, but only marginally. I've been there many times and I dislike it more each time I visit. It's just a worse version of Toronto and it rains every other day.

>>212533151
it's actually at an LGBT nightclub. apparently there's a costume contest going on. it's gonna feel REALLY weird, but i'm just going for the music.

Caressing momberg in bed together

>>212533176
I did this once to see a Rebecca Black concert. It's kinda annoying that popstars always flock to gay venues

>>>212533162

I don't like refried beans. anytime a dish at a Mexican restaurant comes with them I sub for extra rice

>>212533195
>Rebecca Black concert.
The hell is wrong with you

>>212533139
>we have to live on this train that is constantly zooming around the world
>the entire planet is a frozen hellscape
>such that if we go outside we instantly die
>and if the train stops we die
>so we live in disgusting cramped quarters on board this ever-chugging metal tube with no future or direction
>but eating BUGS?
>THAT'S TOO FAR, MAN.

>>212533117
Hot

>>212533195
you went to a fucking rebecca black concert?

>>212533185
That's sweet.
I'm heading to my aunt's soon. I think my sister is going to join us again. I hope she does. I feel bad when I need to take a break.

Got another ticket
Dadberg is pissed. Why couldn’t I have been born in a walkable city

>>212533176
>it's actually at an LGBT nightclub
>i'm just going for the music.

>>212533198
oops didn't mean to quote

>>212533239
Yes it was good. She sang the newer version of Friday

>>212533198
why are thirdies obsessed with molesting other peoples' food? what induces this behaviour?

>>212533139
No it isn't

Alberta eliminated all speeding cameras outside of school zones lol, left the city with a 18 million hole in the police budget

what are we doing

what if there's a gay bar but they also have very good food

I wonder if Jason is actually a victim of real, incestuous abuse by his overbearing mother. It would explain most, if not all, of his degenerate behaviours and overall [broken] mindset.

>>212533308
Your mom

>>212531531
Not only are thirdies compulsively noisy, they get uncomfortable when there isn't any noise. That's a significant part of the reason they are so obnoxious to have as neighbors and why their enclaves very quickly turn in to little Indias.

>>212533306
megabased. they tried them in my area too and people have been destroying them constantly for a year now. usually they set them on fire but someone dragged one down the highway with a truck before it exploded all over the place. they did it on Canada Day which was even more based.

MCs is crabs in a barrel, pass the Old Bay

>>212533316
How would you know they gave good food

>>212533256
I go clubbing to play wingman for the wee baby Seamus.
James is small and shy, and it seems to work really well having a straight giant tell people "My friend likes you, but he's worried you'll say something worse than no if he were to try to hit on you. What do you think? Should I call him over?"
and I get to drink whatever the fuck I want, talk with bartenders that have seen some weird shit, and occasionally get compliments from people with really low standards.
It's not the shit time I was expecting when I started working with Jimmy.

Don't you open up that window
Don't you let out that antidote

cause you heard about it

>>212533362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC6M-5lOyBA&list=RDtC6M-5lOyBA&start_radio=1

I miss the K-Os era, he was such a cool guy. Even shook his hand after meeting him at a record store when I was a teenager.

>>212533382
testimonials?
ordering?

How do I seduce my mom?

>>212533402
Kev's still going, isn't he?

>>212533415
There's a porn comic about this, a guy wrote a guide on how to do it and it's illustrated

>>212533415
How likely do you think it is to succeed?
You both get drunk. You kiss her goodnight. If she comes back for a second kiss, you're in.
It's how it went with my aunt, anyway.

>>212533439
https://en.poringa.net/posts/hentai/4393435/The-Guide-to-Seduce-Mothers-1-and-2.html

>>212533415
Just lift her onto the kitchen countertop and eat her out

>>212533459
https://novelcrow.com/comic/the-guide-jdseal/1-the-guide-chapter-1-jdseal/

Oh wait that's in spic

>>212533437
Yeah he's still around but not as active, might be semi-retired as he's in his 50s now.

His stuff has such a good vibe, before the world got TRULY shitty and lame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP4jUZSt-KI&list=RDPP4jUZSt-KI&start_radio=1

porn addicts be like

/cum/ is grim today. I wish terrone were here and rambling about jews.

KYS CLOWNPEDO

>>212531128 (OP)
I am not that masculine
>Like adorable things
>Watch k-on and like old pokemon
>Love to play with cats and dogs
>Shy
>Lift weights
>Enjoy hockey and baseball
>Terrified of talking to people

>>212533519
Don't be upset

In my mind I’m super masculine

>>212533549
he's just retarded, somehow he equates clowns with children. possibly he was molested by a clown when he was younger.

>>212531395
The Ethiopian has posted his face and stuff. He’s got some family connection with Ethiopian diplomats in New York and goes by Jeff

Mosquitos are cunts

>>212533333

>>212533583
He's so hot I wanna suck him off

>>212533583
No way to tell if that was him or not, could just be some pic he scraped from Grindr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNSmQR-_xmQ

we are safe here in the netherlands

bros.

kill yourself clownpedo

How did commoners come to share last names with Ariatocracy

>>212533614
I don’t know what specific image you’re referring to, but Jeff is a Jasonesque face poster on /brit/

Gay if you wouldn't

>>212533632
Color on the packaging is Reese's coded

The flag of Chile looks like the one of Texas.

>>212533653
The Ethiopian posted an alleged selfie but it was some super buff guy with a baby face, looked like the kind of guy who would hold Jason down and split his bussy in half.

>>212533684
Hol up I have a pic of his back

>>212533700
Yeah that's him, but he's not Jasonesque. Jason is a bitch nigga built like a holocaust victim.

>>212533725
I meant Jasonesque in the sense of being a namefag who posts pictures of himself. Not anything beyond that. I guess there’s a bit of homosexuality as common ground as well

Deja de postear trolo de mierda

>>212533745
Ohh I see. Fair enough, they are both homo attentionwhores for sure.

mass shooting in philadelphia

Fear isn't a bad emotion

>>212533789
There's shootings every night in Chicago and people are murdered there daily, multiple people a night. They never report on them as mass shootings. Interesting how the media basically writes off an entire city and population like that. Kinda disgusting actually.

>>212533789
Mass shootings happen all the time but most of them aren't reported because they're perpetrated by niggers, and there isn't enough time in the news cycle to report on every nigger killing each other

>>212533789
Saying there was a mass shooting in America is like saying it rained somewhere in America.

>>212533789
No one will care because they're not h'white kids

>>212533789
It ain't always sunny in Philadelphia.

>>212533826

A lack of empathy for Texas in this general

You got a Teflon vest?
Let me see if it works
*bang bang bang*

>The police commissioner said investigators believe a switch, which makes a gun automatic, was involved in the shooting. Nearly 140 pieces of ballistic evidence were found at the scene, Bethel said.

What are the odds, just as the NFA stuff is being seriously discussed for amendment, that a MASS SHOOTING INVOLVING MUH AUTOMATIC GLAWKS happens?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

>>212533826
ayo dis nigga racis he sayin philly aint always sunny bout duh black man n sheeit

>go to "news" website
>oh you wanna see the article or a picture
>yeah gonna need you to enable the execution of several dozen scripts on this page
>it's absolutely necessary to load this simple text file and image
>oh you already enabled it?
>sorry just whitelist us again, maybe another two dozen scripts need to run after you've allowed the first 15
>oh btw you need to subscribe to see this article now that you've enabled all scripts and cross-scripting and cookies
>that'll be $2.99 a month if you want to hear what Joseph Greenblattsteinberg has to say about this thing

Remember when everyone was wearing those rubber bracelets with words on them

>>212533821
bit racist of you but also true, niggas be wildin out

>>212533884
They do it every time. Remember when the hearing protection act first came up and was looking rather promising? Vegas happened and hillary et. al. said "just imagine if this law passed, what carnage could be wrought!"

>>212533884
>What are the odds, just as the NFA stuff is being seriously discussed for amendment, that a MASS SHOOTING INVOLVING MUH AUTOMATIC GLAWKS happens?
do you mean in MY country?

>>212533952
I had one that said Die Hard because I was an edgelord

>>212533959
Boy do I ever.

>>212533929
you philly niggas are crazy and shieeettt

>>212533998
this how it be in the hood
trump didnt say "bad things happen there" for nothing
no one's tough like philly

>>212533964
>>212533959
I wonder who could be behind all of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg&list=RDSECVGN4Bsgg&start_radio=1

I don't watch jap stuff often, but on occassion I stumble upon jap content that's making fun of shut-ins and it's like a mirror is being held to my face as tiny little spotlights are aimed at my worst features

>>212533884
switches are popular among criminal blapipo, this isn't really new at all

Back from toil, what'd I miss today?

uhh solid question tho

>>212534056
Indeed, and they're used regularly in gang shootings every night all over America.

The question is: why report on this and why is EVERY SINGLE media outlet running with this story and pushing the exact same info and narrative? Coincidence I suppose.

>>212534033
dershowitz is a conservative
he wants to ban age of consent, not guns

lol racism, guns, shootings, politics and dead people!

>>212534075

>>212534035
they always go on to date really frumpy fat women so why even bother desu

>>212534106
meant for >>212534073

There's nothing wrong with going to a Rebecca Black concert

Why do jewesses love to fuck nazis so much?

>>212534079
Yes, a (((conservative))) like Ben Shapiro.
>>212534098
I just wanna grill for God's sake.
>>212534103
Straight fire my man. I bet ChatGPT has absolutely nothing to say about the people behind all of this.

>>212534140
Fuck off redditleaf

>>212534079
Dershowitz was a democrat his whole life

>>212534140
>Straight fire my man
ayo dis nigga aint got no cap!!

>>212534079
>dershowitz is a conservative
why do you make this lie

>>212534130
need jew gf with a nice set

>>212534130
>Why do jewesses love to fuck nazis so much?


It will forever remain a mystery.

>>212534130
Like a moth to the flame

>>212534160
Either use Redditleaf properly or don't use it at all you dingus. Redditleaf would be lapping Dershowitz' balls.

At the very least direct the redditleaf moniker towards leafs who don't use caps
That's like how most obvious tell

The truth is that deportations and restoring the demographics of the nation are the most pressing issues for the US, so Trump was the only candidate worth voting for in the past election. even outright slavery for half the population would be worth it if the whole citizenry was White as it was intended to be by the founding fathers

Dinner

>>212534249
This is true

>>212534262
Market them for Pride Month, call them Pozz Dogs.

Damn the CBC/Radio-Canada are out of touch and they're supposed to be national news network?

>>212534284
indian tier post

>>212534222
That’s Schizojeet albeit

This is my cousin

>>212534293
Wish I still had the webm of him getting hatmogged and baldshamed. 2015/2016 was such a magical time.

>>212534186
That's a British man.

>>212534316
How would she feel knowing that you posted her on a Chinese cartoon forum with the intent of hearing anonymous men say sexual things about her?

I just found out my siblings warn people about me before introducing them to me
Stuff like
>he's a bit out there
>he won't make eye contact
>he may seem rude even when isn't trying to be

>>212534345
she'd be turned on

>>212534292
I'm saying they are out of touch because AI generated art is unethical.

>>212534333
British men can't be nazis?

>>212534347
Are they wrong?

>>212534356
that's just your opinion, maaaaan

>>212534372
No

>>212534347
This is great. If I was meeting you for the first time I'd really throw you for a loop. I'd get right up in your face, slap you on the back, make smalltalk about sportsball, and then make some sexually suggestive motions towards your sister with the direct implication that I'd be fucking her later (in the room next to yours, so you could hear me PLUNGING into her).

>>212534382
They just want their friends to like you

>>212534381
No. It's a fact.

>>212534404
prove it

Is this shit good?
I'm about to put it on my rice

>>212534402
No, they just want their friends to not judge them too harshly for having a sperg sibling

they had to remove traffic lights in Oakland, California because people kept stealing the lights and wires to sell the copper for scrap money. now they just have stop signs lmao.

back from her place. we went shopping. just talking to her makes me happy anons. she is a bit impatient about shit tho and I am super chill about everything

accidentally left my car door open in public view when i went on a walk. it was untouched. HIGH TRUST SOCIETY TEST: PASSED

>>212534427
Point to where I asked.

>siblings have a group chat without me

>>212534427
does she know you're gay

>>212534427
>my guy

>hey just wanna fuck ur ass my dude guy buddy bro

holy shit gay people are NOT cool.

Bliss might be full of bots. I doubt any girl would like me at all.

Islam is a religion of peace

>>212534457
im as straight as it gets

>>212534461
they are wicked

I can't stand myself

>>212534469
*pieces of human beings everywhere

>>212534464
honestly you have that peter griffin/paul blart appeal some women fuck with

>>212534488

>>212534464
Is bliss an app?

>>212534504
Yeah another app

I feel like grabbing you by your ears right now and screaming, "I'm not fucking interested!". Instead, I'm going to drive home and do some accounting.

>>212534504
>Captcha: kgay2

>"prove your facts"

>*Stops replying*

Many such cases

i'm too ugly to ever use dating apps, i dont want people looking at me

>>212534560
Aw you're just self conscious

>>212534542
okcupid is all chinks, tinder is where whores congregate, bumble is all normie roasties, and hinge is where less whorish women assemble. Never heard of bliss

>>212534542
If I saw this on your phone in America you would be summarily Baker Acted

>>212534560
I just updated my profile pic on a dating app for the first time in like 5 years

You ever having a poop so uncomfortable that you gotta take your shirt off, drop your phone and totally lock in?

>>212534560
I used hinge for like a month and half and had 50 matches. Hooked up with one, made out with one, went to like 10 dates. If my current girl didnt reach out to me, I wouldve pursued those 10 more.

>>212534613
New

>>212534616
Wow, must be nice being an 8/10 or above male.
>inb4 denying it
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY ATTRACTIVE TO HAVE SUCCESSON DATING APPS AS A MAN

>>212534633
i am literally a jeet -_-

The year is 2030. President Vance sends ICE to quell protests in LA over rolling blackouts needed to power Hollywood's creation of AI movies no one watches. The First Lady holds an Indian futurism conference in the Byderpoobad Mandir of San Francisco.

>>212534684
Florida is GONE. FUCKIGN GONE