Thread 212531351

amphibian edition

>>212531351 (OP)
Might buy a pet fish

LOVE not being on mirtazapine now bloody LOVE IT GET IN

>>212531351 (OP)
Frog boutta buss

>>212531667
whys that

smol jake

>ADHD
>Bipolar
>OCD
>Dyslexia
>Anxiety
>PTSD (never fought in a war)

Mental health illnesses I’ve suffered:

Depression
Anxiety
Addiction
Drug misuse
Depersonalisation
Paranoia
Schizophrenia (induced by drugs)
Suicidal thoughts
Psychosis

>>212533494
jez this post

>>212533494
saffers can't suffer

what do you think about my turtles?

>>212531351 (OP)
poo scran

>>212533636
i thought turtles had flippers and tortoises had feet. very nice regardless

Serb sissies are sexy. Slovenes and Serbs serve soup and sauces in several scenarios. These scenarios involves Swedes, Serbs and Slovenes slurping soup.

>>212531351 (OP)
Me and shorty

bump

>>212533470
>>212533494
>ADHD
>OCD
>social anxiety
>depression
gentlemen

craving dick

don't understand how indians can be so publicly shameless, like they'll yell into their phone or start watching some jeet podcast at full volume when they're surrounded by strangers
the jeets love to do everything out in the open (including pooing)

>>212537724
its a non lifting day so i basically been doing nothing all day but playing pokemon fire red and cities skylines

>>212537787
their brains just don’t perceive such things as a shameful behavior at all

>>212537709
It was music television before there really was music television. At the time it was controversial, many older viewers complained. But the Beat Club got a cult following as it starred many international artists and could also be received in neighbouring countries like the Netherlands and Denmark. The show also had many re-runs and today you can buy a DVD box set of the most popular episodes.
The Beat Club even reached the era of colour television from 1970 on, but got replaced by other music TV shows soon after.

Add me on grindr @ noxgagxreflex

>In some cases there may be a cultural or habitual preference for open defecation. Some consider it a social activity, especially women who like to take some time to go out of their homes. While on their way to the fields for open defecation they can talk to other women and take care of their animals.[16]
what the fuck am i reading

>>212537807
reckon they're all used to living in a cramped shack with 10 other people so privacy is a foreign concept to them

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2024/09/darien-gap-route-migrants-panama/679156/

the impassable darien gap is now an adventure playground with wifi and bridges built by the cartels and 500k people pass through it per year to get to the usa

that sort of ruins my idea

I’d eat her stink cheese.

>>212537825
Sent you a pm

>>212537848
>>212537787
i was in a interview for walgreens and they were all wearing flip flops and tank tops. they smelled like cologne and sweat

>>212537819
yes I enjoy beat club very much as well as rockpalast musikladen the old grey whistle test ready steady go et al. but unfortunately I can't discuss this any further because I won't be using this rank seven hour old whiny thread splitting idiot's thread sorry

>>212537863
>the cartels are building infrastructure
well they are the colombian ones and not mexican

need to train my ass
getting flat again

>>212537789
People complain about remakes and reboots these days but those pokemon niggas have been doing it from the start they couldnt fucking wait to remake the first games

Wonder what it’s like to have been born during the day
Everyone knows you’re supposed to be born at night

>>212533636
Envision ze fragrance

>>212537889
0.0 you're out of my league. But meet me at waffle house in 20 minutes when my shift ends

>>212537898
bet they were all driving audis with custom plates too, that's a classic jeetmobile that they absolutely have to have even if they can't afford it

>>212537903
I understand. I have to leave, too. It's 7.05 in the morning and I have to get ready to go to a specialised job preparation course in the city centre.

>>212537921
wonder what happens when you get to the border do you have to join the queue with 100 million mexicans?

>>212537968
they were all riding in the same car a shitty honda civic with a expired tag and broken tail light

>>212537976
When i came in during Biden they gave us a map to a spot where there wasn’t really a ‘wall’ and the border patrol just gave us our court date for like 6 years in the future and let us go
Still haven’t showed up for any of my hearings lmao

why couldn't we have this instead of indians

>>212533636
good turtle

>head to my local /brit/ general to discuss poo and wank
>its full of americans
omdss

i have only 4800 dollars to my name

>>212538045
We do it's in San Jose California with the Vietnamese community, or Chinatown SF with the Chinese community.

>>212538152
Nigga it’s like 7am there on a weekday

>>212538152
Time zones. If the Brits have summer time, it's 6.23 in morning. Otherwise it's even earlier there, 5.23 (almost still night).

>>212538175
i am too nervous to ever talk to any of the chinese girls in boston sadly

>>212538195
Boston is also a good city for Asians. Are you white?

>>212538191
>>212538178
did I ask?

>>212538224
yes but i haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years because i been broke. hopefully i can get one soon but i am old as dirt plus i start school again in january

>>212538232
No, you made a retarded statement and were hinted at why you're wrong.

morning chaps and a poo wanking fine morning it is too time for a cup of toast and a slice of poo i think

>>212538239
fuck up ahmed, move to amerifart if you love them so much

at in n out tellin em to put it in me

>>212538224
he is white hispanic, yes

Gn /brit/

>>212538235
Oh ok. Don't give up though, it's stupid easy to get Asian girls if you're white and tall. Just have to develop a little confidence.
>>212538262
Shut up gomez.

>>212538257
I'm 100% German.

>>212538280
i am not tall i am 5ft8

>>212538291
Work on building confidence and definitely hit the gym if you're not already. I routinely see manlet Jewish guys around silicon valley with cute girls 10 years younger than they are.
>>212538274
Goodnight

>>212538290
(turkish)

Why are Europeans so racist? Surely you didn't think creating empires wouldn't backfire on you in the future.

>>212538352
not racist just don't like most of them

outer /int/. now that place is GRIM.

>>212538352
You're living in an empire created by Europeans

any sweaty neckbeards in?

>>212538381
Wrong, we're not an empire.

>>212538352
Wasn't there at the time but I imagine the thinking was that it wouldn't backfire, and the empires would collapse or be destroyed. I doubt the first Hapsburg ruler was going "boy in a few hundred years this is really going to suck when we get finished off by world war one and we end up inviting a bunch of Africans and Turks into Vienna."

Have about 1700 little bugs in my bedroom. Beetles, spiders, probably a fly maybe, pretty sure I saw a tick earlier too. I'm a goner. It's over.

>>212538413
We're the largest empire in the history of the world.

as a pizza delivery guy, i can say unequivocally that if you order ice cream or pay with cash (and expect change) then fuck you

silence, a pizza delivery guy is talking

my fingers smell like willy

>>212538491
at least i'm not a neet (assuming you are since you're posting here at 6am)

>>212538505
I'll suck your cock

constructing a makeshift poo receptacle from scrap metal i found in the shed

>>212538518
You wouldn't

>>212538466
PROFOUNDLY comfy post. Nighttime, outback, Rockos Modern Life, as I cum inside your pussy after and I can feel your pussy all stretched and know how you can take a bigger cock than mine and humiliate me

Why did British people stop saying things like plonker

>>212538515
ive logged on for some pre toil posting actually

>>212538466
Ever have any treatlerites yell at you?

frolicking about in an open field

>>212538547
ah i see, well carry on then *eyes you off with suspicion*
>>212538549
what?

>>212538533
you aren't

>>212538545
still do
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210667325/#210667795

>>212538573
why does it have to be an "american" consumer specifically?

>>212538586
dunno they just threw that in there cause americabrained i guess

>>212538593
ok well, as for your question, yeah i've had some bogan get mad at me because i forgot their ice cream once
it's not my fault, the ice cream tends to be buried down at the bottom of the receipt, and the brand of ice cream described on the docket often doesn't use the same verbiage as the ice cream we actually have. i also have to hurry to get to the customer's house with it before it starts melting, hence why i think you're a prick if you order ice cream with your pizza.

>>212538621
having ice cream with your pizza is just gross in and of itself as well

used to watch anime god I was such a loser but i haven't found anything to replace it and feel empty

>>212538580
England is healing

>>212538666
Your soul is a desert now, because you rejected it あなたは一生アニメを拒否した. そして今、あなたは砂漠を庭園に変えるまで苦しむことになるでしょう、シンタシュタ・オニ。

going to order a bunch of ice cream with my pizza just to spite the delivery boys now

>>212538666
nothing wrong with escapism but yeah anime is a bit weird

How would you write today's date?

8/7/25
08/07/25
8/7/2025
08/07/2025
8 July 2025
08 Jul 2025
08 July 2025
8th July 2025
2025-07-08

?

can't even order a drink with a pizza these days because they just dump the cold bottle in the bag with the hot pizza and the condensation makes the top of the pizza box all soggy

>>212538754
first one

>>212538761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRvdrf4EQ2M

It's genuinely incredible how Britain gets the lowest biological detritus possible for immigrants.

No high caste Pakis or Indians, just the lowest dasyu imaginable.

I'm convinced the British government takes pleasure in torturing its own population.

>>212538754
tuesday

>>212538775
I look like this and say this.

how come steroids can make women's clits swell up to the point that they look like mini-willies but they don't make men's willies any bigger? the jeb end is basically the same organ as the clitoris

It's not gay to wonder what a flacid cock would feel like laid over your forehead

>>212538761
>they just dump the cold bottle in the bag with the hot pizza
not true

>>212538833
how do you know what the last drink + pizza combo i ordered have been like?

guh buh buh buh

What the FUCK were they thinking making their letters like that? Are they even letters? It's a bunch of SHIT. It's SHIT get it off my screen! THAT'S what I say.

>>212538851
well i deliver pizzas and we never put drinks inside the bag for the reasons you just stated and because there wouldn't be room for it in the bag
might be different in your country i dunno

>>212538816
mens willies can't take anymore where's thje clit has never been exposed to that much test before so it's got a lot of room to grow

*soars through the thread majestically*

>>212538865
>i deliver pizzas
fuck off pajeet

>>212538816
god in his mysterious wisdom has decided that the curse of the small willard is both unforgivable and irredeemable and that the bearer of it shall know no peace in his life, no matter what ladder he constructs and climbs to surmount the obstacle it will never be tall enough

>>212538891
i'm white, most of my coworkers are jeets though yes

>>212538816
the only /brit/ scientist qualified to answer your question that we know of is busy playing pokemon go and drinking energy drinks

there are no 1st world countries with a white working class anymore. very gim

>>212538865
It wasn't like this before but after it happening 3 separate times over the past year I just stopped getting drinks with pizza because of the soggy box problem. It's the new era of food-delivery since the Uber, JustEat, Deliveroo apps took off I think.
Like those new heat-sealed black plastic containers with the film lid some places have to try and be fancy, which just makes everything on the inside all grim and soggy. Bring back polystyrene, cardboard, grease-proof paper and tin containers with cardboard lids.

plonker

I've literally never heard a man refer to himself as intelligent, no matter how smart he actually was, but women do it all the time

it loometh

>>212531351 (OP)
>webm
qrd?

>>212538962
that's how you were born

corr 4:20, time to inject some heroin

>>212538946
>'ve literally never heard a man refer to himself as intelligent
first day on the internet then is it?

i remember a time before webms were invented

in harmony my todger and mine own hand meticulously endeavour through the tireless undertaking of gesticular reciprocation to create the FINEST white seed of england

Easington Colliery during the Miners Strike

>>212539019
too try-hard

no, nothing from my end
*sharts*

>>212539018
same, also remember a time when they were novel and this one lad went around telling people to fuck off if they posted a gif

i remember when gifs were the premiere way of sharing short video on imageboards and forums

Im a wee lad

stir seir karmer

i remember being born

king bling bummer

>>212539122
Not funny
>>212539124
No you dont

I remember before 4chan was even a thing!
Yes, we exist!

duke dick docker

bantz

Mogging the non-yankaloids with this shameless display of haute cuisine

scrannin a poo

>>212539124
what did the inside of your mum's fanny smell like?

>>212539174
>Americans think they invented cheese

fizzy guava strawberry cherry limeade

>>212539203
We made cheese yellow

im blue aba di aba die

>gingernonce is back
god please no

>>212539226
Wise words

Wild abos lurking…

suck my dick
or cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ogO4Qd2ug

>English made entertainment such as music and movies
:/
>English made entertainment such as music and movies in the late 60s to early 80s
:o

>>212531351 (OP)
hes eating the poo there or what

whats going on here

We want Mosley.

pmsl

>>212539226
should do a super emotional cover of this like "say it so" but for petrol addiction instead of alcoholism

back from my ban for nonce larping

>>212539293
had the same thought

>>212539326
ltim
(lel, this is me)

>>212539326
"larping"

>>212539326
I hacked your camera and am watching you right now. Jesus Christ lad, stop doing that

ralping as a samurai

>>212539311
Watching that video of Mosley being shoved to the ground by termites angered me. Oswald was the real patriot of Britain during the 20th century, not Churchill.

literally every pair of boots are made for walking

feeling the need to specify "these" boots are made for the act seems completely redundant

Currently playing a Fire Emblem game for the first time, Awakening.

How do I get gud? I'm winning battles but my teammates keep fainting.

up early so i can rape my own arse

>>212539363
Indeed, he was. Churchill was the typical parochial tory stooge of jews, narrow minded, drunk, hated Germans more than bantus.

>>212539365
getting like a ton of bricks is worse than getting hit by a ton of other things, as bricks are heavy

>>212539363
if you squint your eyes that picture kind of looks like hitler o_O

>>212533494
Dam Afrikaner what happened?

Depression anxiety and ptsd for me
Probably autistic or dyslexic. Or just plain retarded

I miss her so much bro… *starts playing with your willy* I REALLY fucking miss her

>>212539387
would a ton of feathers not still technically be softer than a ton of bricks
not lighter, of course, but softer

>>212538045
Asians aren’t having kids now, so now they are trying to hang on to their populations now

this arse was made for raping

>>212539398
umm..

>>212539398
Yeah?

>>212539384
Absurd, pompous little piglet of a man. Mosley and Powell and 2 of the greatest Englishmen to ever live, Powell in particular was a fabulous orator.
>>212539388
lol only a coincidence;)

ceaseless, unrelenting misery
for the rest of time

remember when ar enoch went and became an mp in northern ireland for 13 years for no reason

>>212539450
it is what it is

>>212539370
A fine use of time. Such pleasures God himself has not known.

>>212539454
>for no reason
ZOG tory boys in England didn't want him

I've got it out lads. It's on display

Floods are expected in the coming days and as a result the government sent me two text warnings and opened up some warehouses to get supplies like sandbags, and the city is evaluating flood preparations. You'd think this would be common in the first world, but apparently it's not and you just let a bunch of kids get swept away instead.

Why are aussies so evil?

Yeah well that's fucking lovely
That's just great

>>212539504
A higher race replacing a lower one is not evil. The mistake was not completing the process.
Just sterilise them and put them in comfortable camps.

The Epstein CCTV footage is missing 1 minute

>>212539454
>>212539479
It came out decades later that Heath was a nonce, noncing kids. I wonder why Powell was evicted from the party, while Heath was promoted? Oh my roths child!

ust watched shifty. how come despite being a lefty adam curtis still has a massive boner for "mrs thatcher"

his theory seems to be summarise as the smol bean politician

gooning is not a crime

parents gave me a name that was popular for like 3 years 25 years ago and now i'm stuck with it forever fucking hate it

>>212539527
Bit evil mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oK076OApk
this one is good

>>212539562
Nigga 25 years old crying about his name

10 grand would solve all my problems right now

>>212539604
swear these fellas are on an m.i.a. song

>>212539562
Some bint my mate was with once named her kid lucifer

>>212539319
true I've seen people complaining about it being "just luck" or "chance" because they don't understand how the game works and what they want is a game where they can immediately just start clicking and guessing
they don't like having to sit and analyze the options and actually think
idiots

>>212539562
My name is a literal misspelling of an already uncommon name but I don't care

adam curtis voice: but the politicians were powerless

me: no they were complicit and we need to start chopping heads

More of a wordle man me

>>212538776
Low caste Indians famously able to pay 50k for a masters

>>212539693
youre in an adam curtis doc?

Either my mind is going or more ESLs are getting online because I'm seeing more and more posts I can't understand

Not me serving cunt in /brit/ like a diva

i can't get a boner when i'm nervous

who the hell is dingo jota

>>212539725
Too soon

reading about the great blue hole

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

kylie minogue

good music

Why’s there no app like Tiktok but for porn also why can’t you get porn recs from AI
We are wasting so much potential

>>212539753
They wrote a book about your mum?

>>212539750
looks like he's been run over

>tribal pakis
>new rich tacky hinduvitas
>yorubas who love to cheat and lie
>a medley of illegal immigrants
This is 95% of Britains immigration today

oh thats...that's my gen z boss in a mini...

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Wish I was rich

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>>212539762
>set porntok to show women only
>tranny comes up

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fix your life by retvrning to real slop like porridge, broths and gruel instead of fake slop which masquerades as solid like burgers and nuggets

>>212539812
>wanks to it extra hard

>>212539784
loved this post

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>>212539812
Nowt wrong with trannies in me porn

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212539849
Yeah if youre a gay homosexual fag

struggling to think of a way to make my existence tolerable

>>212539785
>>212539807
>>212539823
why do you post these adverts every day zoidberg?

mad how it's not cp to wank to mothers breastfeeding 2 babies at the same time

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212539693
yeah so uh
what's the deal with that guy anyway
why does the bbc like him so much

>>212539803
WORLD STAR WORLD STAR

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212539881
Mad how you deserve the death penalty actually it’s not mad really

>>212539888
self conscious exculpation of the liberal elite

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

mad how he’s allowed to do this every single day

>>212539849
Them big brazillian ones with massive willys and giant arses

>>212539881
*ums in stereo*

>>212539913
>>212539948
that's him gone

went for a poo but it was only fart

>>212539960
Just as he pops up as well. Interesting, won't be reading into it.

she raped me with her vagina

>>212539977
Hope it's because you have a blockage and you go all green and start vomiting faeces

>>212540000
You will never be okay again
You are damaged goods

>>212540007
nah it will release eventually and the explosion of gas and poo be more satisfying than cumming

>>212539879
he likely has obsessive compulsive personality disorder, which is different from obsessive compulsive disorder in that people affected by it don't believe that they have a disorder, they are unable to see it
so instead he thinks he's doing a hilarious comedy bit rather than what it actually is: engaging in a daily compulsive ritual
this is also why he throws a complete fit if his posts get deleted while doing this and he gets banned for it

being shrunk and sucking a bee's sting like it's a willy

>>212540058
Hope the formic acid dissolves you from the inside out

>>212540072
wahey

Pretend you're a ferry by shoving toy cars up your arse then fart them out onto to the 'dock' (the cat)

>>212540072
i dont swallow

Turns out bee stings don't actually have formic acid like a ant sting so I'm feeling a bit silly now

Mad how Commiemong became Nazimong but I'm the only one who has pointed it out before

pretend I'm bryan ferry by shoving cocaine up my nose then ejaculate onto to jerry hall's 'dick' (mick jagger)

>>212539879
pure satire

>>212540122
invent one that does

a portal to folsom street parade opens in the middle of the thread and i saunter through wearing nothing but leather straps around my arse and willy and nipples

pope's dead

>>212540177
again?

>>212540177
Well that's just carelessness

>>212540166
leftypol rushing through the portal dragging his niece and nephew behind him

>>212540177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyxm8cjMSCo

paki rape gangs was deserved punishment for english racism

>>212540177
Dead cool

paki teen prostitution gangs

they deserved it

cronem saving katie from the pakis while timmy types in his room

What we learned from all this is muslim women are too ugly to rape

Ofcom officers giggling at /brit/ posts and opting not to shut down 4chan as a result

>>212540237
out of the frying pan into the fire as they say

deleted it because im disgusting with myself for being an edgy twat

something stuck at the back of my nose is permeating a truly awful stench and taste down my throat

>>212540253
What did you post?

>>212540251
between a cock and a hard on

>>212540253
it was vile
but you did the right thing

>>212540276
his willy lol

>>212540251
ever seen the 1933 film king kong? bit like that

>>212540303
how so

Rorke watching 1944's Henry V

>>212540317
you'd have to watch the movie

>>212540240
What I learnt is northern schoolgirls will take it up the dumper for a bottle of white lightning

>>212540276
A picture of the Southport girls

>>212540332
ye its about a monkey that shags a woman but wheres the other fire. theres only 1 monkey

Get the impression that a lot of parents don't really love their children all that much. The gangs wouldn't have happened at all if parents had just occasionally checked in on their kids and made sure they weren't spending their evenings at the local paki shop for 5 hours a day

neighbourbergs kids skriking at this hour fucking runts

i'd like to dock in her south port if you get my drift

>>212540377
...doesn't sound like you've seen it, there's loads of different creatures on the island

does anyone know why?

>>212540378
They prey on poor girls from vulnerable backgrounds, like Jeffrey Epstein did. Both scum that should be eliminated. Anglo men are cowards.

>>212540407
what

>>212540402
you're thinking of another movie. its not set on an island it's about a monkey and a woman in new york

>>212540415
lad, you're anglo

>>212540420
it's a giant gorilla lad

>>212540393
one hand on the glass pressed against the wall the other on your cock right

>>212539562
at least you have a name

Anonymous

I yearn to return to my ancestral homelands of Ireland

>>212540442
eees a fookin nonce

king kong on the 'cube, by ubisoft
good game

>>212540442
ah a nonce theres something i wanted to ask a nonce next time i found one

have you ever had to change a nappy? i have a theory that nobody who ever had to change a nappy when they were young has became a paedophile

>>212540484
i think that's actually considered one of the worst games ever made

>>212539562
alri lachlan

>>212540511
no it's not

>>212540488
as a baby I changed my own nappy I stood up like a man

>>212540429
Irish diaspora

LV hat backpack and sneakers

>>212540534
exactly

mad that theres no new general yet

>>212540488
what kind of bad parent leaves a child to change another child

>>212540472
where in ireland did your cheeky monkeys come from

>>212540547
I'm absolutely flummoxed

>>212540547
10 hours old this one
Surely a /brit/ record apart from that time when the site broke and you couldn't make new ones

>>212540541
LV?

can't imagine worrying about the new, guess i'm just free-spirited

no boy who grows up with a sister can ever be an incel since she teaches you how to interact with women from an early age

thats why its so important for parents to keep reproducing until they have both genders

>>212540581
>>212540581
>>212540581

i made this one last night and shan't be doing the next

>>212540565
this was an old new the previous new ended and we went back to the old new

>>212540569
Louis Vuitton

catberge