Thread 212533350

julie driscoll

f

>>212533375
no, she's still alive

>>212533419
f stands for first

on steroids and just saw a cute girl
finna buss

>>212533350 (OP)
Where's the edition? Where are the slags?
jf threads just don't do it right.

>>212533486
sort of looks like a borzoi
in a way
never noticed before

>>212533507
that'd be the wide angle lens

Hermione Granger.... (legal and of age)

>>212533475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjZNxpT6g8

you can’t eat your cake and have it too

you people ever shut the fuck up?

>>212533523
hermione turned 17 (which is legal under wizard jurisdiction) during the first few weeks of her 6th year at hogwarts, so she's legal for most of half blood prince and all of deathly hallows

>>212533587
yeah

>>212533595
She's legal at 16. Which is fine for for us muggles.

Respect women? Couldn't be me. I don't respect women at all.

>>212533604
aye but that'll get you thrown into the nonce wing at azkaban, gotta respect their rules

18th for Walt Disney !!

>>212533595
the cheeky upskirt knickers shot in the first film though :)

>>212533655
Nah be alright I reckon. No power in the muggle world x

>>212533565
what if I vomit it back up put it in a cake shaped mold freeze it and then ice it once it's frozen
does is still count as a cake at that point? it looks like a cake and it contains cake contents

If the British Arab (?) guy from the previous thread is still awake, just wanted to say that I enjoyed the music recommendations. Hav a good night!

>>212533736
KYS

>>212533605
you don't respect anyone, you just fear other men
and certainly no one respects you
you horrid little worm

>>212533773
Hey!

>>212533736
Uh not Arab, but you're welcome and goodnight

>>212533469
any side effects yet mr. 500mg test-e?

>>212533350 (OP)
just found out im getting 24k in severance pay

I thought one of you were on cyp

>>212533792
Uh what are you then? Sorry that I thought you were.

>>212533807
urdu

>>212533731
Vomit cake has stomach acid and that would ruin the sweet taste so i'd say its not a cake.

>>212533807
English and Scottish, can't be too doxy

>>212533795
test-c, and no not yet only had my first shot yesterday
bum cheek is a bit sore around the injection site but that's to be expected

have BPD (bad personality disorder)

>>212533780
I don't fear men. How could I fear men when I am a man? Checkmate, women.

>>212533902
Verboten

>>212533902
cute

think the peripheral neuropathy is really upping gears boys
constant pins and needles, dull aches and pains in the feet and hands
sitting down at a desk or crossing my legs is basically torture at this point
have to either lye down or walk about
every time I urinate it's like a bubble bath
heart, kidney, pancreas rip
we had a good run
BRB getting some cake beer and crisp

>>212533867
Eeeee…think I might be confusing you with another poster, sorry. You have a good night though :)

>>212533862
if I added bile to a cake batter and then baked it, it would still be cake

>>212533857
ever shag her up the arse? your cousin I mean

>>212533882
you're scared they're going to beat you up or bum you
or ridicule you and exclude you from the man club

>>212533962
That sounds like your homoerotic fantasy.

E maybe, and you too :)

>>212533962
>the man club
gaaaaaaay

have horrible dyslexia

>>212534042
and a horrible smell (and face)

>>212534042
ok rtaerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCUWw_YW4M
Ahh.... Yeah... It's peng.

>>212534055
you dont know how i smell or what i look like you little rodent

>>212534077
family guy is funny

family guy is shit. im ready to die

high on cockpong fumes

The oriental gf

schizo meltdown" is not a formal diagnosis, it might describe a severe psychotic episode in someone with schizophrenia. It's essential to seek professional help for anyone experiencing such a crisis.

tmyk

>>212534008
exactly

>>212534065
I can smell you from here nerd

Nonce Yank here

>>212534177
Doesn't work.

not replying i want her to die
bout 800k riding in her dead bro
pray for me

ever go for a wank and sort of lose it along the way but insist on the wank until you just sort of half-hearted spunk from a flaccid willy?

>>212534198
Immunity dog always works because he is a good dog.

>>212534207
yh

Almost every event in my life, positive or negative has taken place in one small town.
Genuinely mental.

if someone enjoys family guy I automatically know everything I need to know about them
same goes for rick and morty

>>212534207
Everyday bruv

>>212533931
diabetic or alky?

>>212534207
yeah all the time
or see something and get hard then when you start stroking it just flops over and dies
I can only stay hard if it's rough sex, way down the rabbit hole, I'm ruined

>>212534207
>>212534224
>>212534239
>>212534248
porn addiction

>>212534243
(both) and drugs

need a tarquette gf to get my willy all spick and span

>>212534267
wouldnt count yourself out just yet mate
i've seen 50+ year old terminal alkies with dementia, multiple sclerosis, the works. you could be around for decades yet but every waking moment will be absolute terror and agony.
you still have time to change

>>212534258
I don't watch porn and never have

>>212534248
if you stop obsessing over sex and put your attention elsewhere your perversions will stop and you can become a normal decent person if you want

Shite website

Whoa, ass ahoy.

>>212534278
those girls don't put out and when they do it's shit
you want one of them dirty council estate pitches who will slather all over your knob and massaging your balls with one hand and finger your bumhole with the other
trust me bro
bitches be wild

I have osteoporosis

>>212534319
I didn't post this. I posted a method to quit porn.

>>212534339
get your hands off my (you)

>>212534371
Well I'm not faking it lad. I posted the ezpizi method. It shows that I posted that.

>>212534281
well I enjoy the misery and suffering plus I project my pain onto everything and everyone around me
I find pleasure in just having this depressed suffering self inflicted failure aura about me
something about walking into a room and instantly just killing the mood

it's fucked up that we're half way through the 2020s
where does the time go

Osteopoorosis

going to do a full schizo run in disco elysium

designated shitting street saar

>>212534228
Never gon on holidays?

>>212534228
Royston Vasey?

>>212534414
Idk

um

Sooo that just happened XD

imagine all those texans are glad about all that free water lately cooling them down
nice and breezy

Brits go to bed we got it from here

might order the kfc

>>212534077
family guy is not funny now please fucking let me die

>>212534077
family guy is funny
family guy is funny
>>212534587
just saved you

get the umposters milked
now

not how you use that meme
more proof its bedtime for you

>>212534077
family guy is funny

Preheat air fryer? There's no such function

>>212534679
just run it for 5 mins at desired temp

>>212534692
Sounds dangerous

Damn

miking umposters and sending their sperms to a sperm bank to make more umposters

Arse pockets no longer serve purpose in this dangerous low trust society we live in

>>212534718
I like to live dangerously

>>212534746
We never did that to our blacks btw and somehow we're viewed as more evil

>>212534747
ᵘᵐᵐʸ

>BBC have renewed "Not Going Out" for Series 15 to air in 2026

but why

UMMMM UMMMMM UMMMM UMMMMMMM

>>212534787
Didn’t most blacks in South Africa migrate from the north?

>>212534746
might be debatable that the australians treatment of the aboriginals was worse than our slavery and segregation

>>212534928
Slavey was far worse, if rather sue than live like that. That includes the did we did im not shitting in the us

>>212534947
You alright mate?

Top 5 king

>>212534966
Phone posting and autocorrect on a mad one

>>212534947
Obviously not supporting slavery, but the average slave in the south had far more access to good quality food (good proteins and fat) and better shelter and housing than the average labourer at the time. Slaves had to be well fed and rested to be productive.

should i get chicken or pizza

>>212535020
yeah

>>212535020
chichen itza

>>212535020
they make pizza with chicken on it these days

Banned again

Yewchewb

>>212535037
From where?
What for?

>>212535036
ok but it's a choice between kfc chicken or thin crust pizza with perponi ham sausage ground beef and bacon

It’s chewsday innit

>>212535063
haha yeah wor'er bo'ull

>>212535052
>>212535063
enjoying the proxy?

>>212533350 (OP)
Screaming

Have any aussies ever seen these pgymy abos? I guess there were still a few around a hundred years ago

>>212535083
>cant even spell dysphoria right
probably acked by now

Im bisexual

Naturally hairless but unshaven fanny.

you are a shiiiite
of the pooooniverse
no less than the wees and the farts

screenshots of 3 year old reddit posterinos, is it

Will you ever do this so you can rape women and get away with it too?

>>212535170
no i dont believe so

mental how yanks consistently make THE most dogshit posts considering the stiff competition in this thread

i'm against trannies

>>212535223
seems like every post they make is either a banal blogpost, or a humblebrag, or both

Need her to fart on me.

>>212535223
me excluded

One thing they didn't warn me about covid: the urge to wank? Completely and totally gone.

>>212535255
what about now?

:-D

I’m sick of wearing trainers. They’re so shit. They look childish. They’re poorly made in the third world with synthetic materials that damage your feet over time. No more juvenile footwear!!

beyond perplexed when I see lads uglier than me holding hands with a girl

perhaps they're their carers

fuck it the migraine's starting i'm having instant noodles

>>212535366
>>212535384
MODS

>>212535366
creaming

>>212535262
there literally isn't a single non-dogshit yankpost in this entire thread, they are so desperate to fit in its pitiable

>>212535383
Don't do it. The sodium in those packets will make you feel worse, increasing your heart rate and the throbbing pain from the migraine.

dis nigga heated at 3am

>>212535373
get yourself one of these
changed my LIFE

>>212535416
Fuck off posting this shit retard.

where's he off aha x

>>212535440
so this is rorke

Ran my 5k today
No more of this SHITE

well for this week at least

>>212535295
the aussie's lack of response to this is deafening

Any autogynephile man in?

>>212535470
yeah me

>>212535447
I didn't know there's In n Out locations in Britain.

anyone else got this on their twitter

>>212535476
You the one that had the willy surgery?

>>212535495
nah not a tranny just got agp

>>212535485
there arent he's just posting the pic for some reason

Always have been alive and always will be

>>212535510
knew it was just the one poster

Women niggas be like 'buy me more jewlery'

>oh you don't like trannies
>that means you secretly want to shag us, stop living in denial transphobe

>>212535566
the redpilled among us will notice something about the word JEWlery

once you see the matrix you can never unsee it...

>>212535566
*sharply exhales through nose*

>>212535566
and shiiii i be buyin it for dem :joy:

>>212535500
AGP are the ones that aren't gay right?

>>212535599
right but im also bisexual

Really not got the spark in me for making good posts tonight like I usually do sorry lads

the texas gf grew up in lubbock, but went to austin for uni, and lives in galveston now

>>212535671
hope she dies in the flood

>>212535671
bit of a strangely direct southeastern migration to the shittiest most dangerous city in the state

>>212535681
from what i hear the floods were localised in central 'xas

>>212535689
hoping she'll continue her southeast migration until she arrives in australia so i can give her a seeing to

just bizarre that yanks drop everything and move thousands of miles away to another copy paste grid city
a truly rootless people

>>212535726
sometimes circumstances force your hand, people relocate for toil and study all the time

>>212535726
cos the towns that people move to and have kids at each generation eventually turn shit as those kids reach adult age so they move to the next up-and-coming town and repeat the cycle
only places that dont rlly have that cycle are the big ones like nyc or la

so this is rorke
and hes tired at its quite late

>>212535789
reckon you could completely flatten that gay head if you stomped as hard as you can with boots

>>212535510
The bradly poster (singular) has been putting in the work

>>212535420
no it's fine

>>212535726
American cities are uncanny valley because they have so much sprawl and don't even have a CBD
And the houses with no fences in between them

poor ausfag is having a bad day :(

new flat has hot water that's actually scalding hot, don't like it

>>212535905
Tard

>>212535814
well yes you probably could but that wouldnt be a very good thing to do

going on a long road trip from nc to texas on the 9th and feeling very scared as i always do before these trips
not even racist but i hate going through louisiana and the houston area late at night because of the you know whos
plus theres always the fear of an accident or something happening to me, very stressful

>>212535962
are you gang affiliated?

>>212535973
no im a skinny white boy
aint finna get caught lackin doe

new rod stewart sounds great
https://x.com/shirlpuzz/status/1942299148608303214

>>212535491
What is it? Grok?

go for a piss and eat some chocolate is the immediate motive

just took my medicine

>>212536119
Good goy

when and why did "coke zero" become "coke zero sugar"

>>212536197
So they could do this on their packaging

>>212536197
To make it clearer for tards like you that it has no sugar? Dude where is your common sense, using gpt too much?

>>212536238
fair dos

The Holocaust.

so, this is ronke

>>212536279
stupid cunt needs to be skinned and put in the air fryer

>>212536279
looool rorke they got you on video

>>212536263
... Didn't happen...

>>212536296
alri barry green calm it down a bit

>>212536279
poor thing is having a nerve problem

RapeFest finna be a movie this year

just been mogged through history

>>212536535
her tits look a bit strange in this pic but still she's very pretty

Give it a sniff.

pustule on my cock is itching but i shant scratch

>>212536705
you can give it a little scratch, as a treat

hee hee
shamone

I'd suck her farts.

what went wrong?

madfe the mistake of going to outer int

>>212536793
https://voca.ro/180USjqcVhJ6

>>212536793
>>212536845
https://vocaroo.com/12xbpsizQSzX

>>212536924
good post

cave a niggers head in with a ball-pein hammer

>>212536982
bit harsh that

>>212536924
I literally would do that for her doe
luv me queen Emma
shrimple as

>>212536924
Emma fartson

>>212537029
shut the fuck up

>>212536924
https://voca.ro/1ckSdXkBHaOa

its ball-peen anyways

>>212537101
bro shut the fuck up

>>212537126
won't be so smart when I cave your head I with a ball PEIN hammer

>>212537141
not sure what that is so i dont know whether to be scared of it or not

>>212537129
https://voca.ro/1lreSjdvNcTR

so this is australia

piss n' shit n' fart n' cum all over dead american graves

yeah so no ones listening

>sad cuck thinks anyone is actually opening his cuck recordings
oh my days!

>>212537259
I'm listening to them. You can fuck off you kangaroo fucking ape.

scrimbling
>>212536351
>>212536356

>>212537229
I will never ignore you
I promise

>>212537278
<3 u

>/brit/ is infested with non Anglo-Saxon yank vermin
/brit/ has fallen

*looks around nervously*

just got extremely scared

i am listening to the smiths while being depressed should i add alcohol to it

>>212537396
not sure

>>212537421
i am sad about the job hunt

right this thread is shit im off

>>212537395
vile trollop

>>212537434
there's a song about that

>>212533350 (OP)
>julie driscoll
I remember Julie Driscoll. She was a singer and appeared in Radio Bremen's Beat Club a couple of times.

>>212537482
give it to me pal

>>212537517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

>>212537526
i was listening to that song just now

>>212537396
https://voca.ro/1d61mhWumgBa

>>212537596
if that were me i think i would hang myself

Who are you quoting?

>>212537619
Could get away with it there

>>212537604
i don't have cocaine and i need to pass drug tests but i just been angry so i been telling people to go choke on a dick or that life should have bought me dinner

>>212537622
It's pretty based at the end of the day. Not sucking the bull off so much but not hanging himself.

He was SO HORNY

>>212537509
yes that's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eJHKjV1ecs

what did comedians do routines about in the times before cancel culture when they couldn't do whole sets about how they're not allowed to tell jokes anymore?

>>212537717
divorce dads like to pretend they are rebels kind of like women

>>212537667
https://voca.ro/11jDG8gepdnn

>>212537717
airline food

>>212537717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_4oBWuSc2I

>>212531351
>>212531351
>>212531351

craving a cock

>>212537742
love patrice o'neal
love his bit about where's the salt