What was the last crime you committed?

Homicide

I stole some stuff from work

>>212533713
come to think of it. I steal almost every week. I think i like it

never committed crime, it's not a thing I do

>>212533694
story time.

DUI

>>212533742
this, good boy here

Taking a photo of a bus stop in a village in Kharkiv Oblast, Ukraine. Photography in oblasts bordering Russia or near the frontlines is banned. A military dude saw me, we had a little chat and he decided I was highly suspicious. He called the police and I had to spent a few hours being interrogated at the local police station.

They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.

Pic related.

>>212533926
are you the cool cyclist anon? he really inspired me

>>212533657 (OP)
currently committing it. im streaming copyrighted porn without paying for it. and no its not some decades old amateur shit.

>>212533694
>>212533713
both you mfs need Jesus in your life

>>212533657 (OP)

>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
howling

>>212533657 (OP)
This girl told me she was 18 but she looked 15, I guess I'll never know

>>212533657 (OP)
I'm taking it to my grave, sorry

>>212534014
lmao

yeah that's me.

>>212534052
stealing is part of the chilean identity and you know it

>>212533657 (OP)
Stole 5 packs of cig 12 years ago, only because I was underage i couldn't buy them

This thread glows

>>212534164
damn thats nice.

>>212533657 (OP)
speeding and phoneposting while doing so. pulled a trailer at the same time that makes it it worse, and i dont have any of the physical papers for either the car or the trailer.

malingo moment
>>212534190

>>212533733
hehe same here, money, tools, miscelenious stuff. When the boss pissess me off with his incompetence i steal critical equipment or hide it for him to buy new one or panic haha. I barely gain anything from it other than goblin fun

>>212533657 (OP)
dui every friday night
never get caught

>>212534443
polish bro :')

>>212533657 (OP)
I littered, my receipt got blown away by the Wind, and i literally stood there, looked at it flying away and thought.
>fuck it, not my Problem

>>212534632
You are so badass that was badass
Anti hero moment

>>212533926
>let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
did they laugh at it?

Not telling :P

1. smoked weed
2. drove drunk
3. called multiple people monkey and nigger while driving
4. havent paid income tax in 29 years

>>212534714
They sure did.

>>212534770
>3. called multiple people monkey and nigger while driving
that's illegal?

>>212533657 (OP)
Consumed schedule 1 nonweed drugs

>>212533657 (OP)
I rolled at a stop sign instead of coming to a complete stop

>>212534812
Yes. Racism and not paying child support are the only punished crimes in this country. That anon is playing with fire.

>>212534967
My friends friend almost lost his license for that

I downloaded a movie.

>>212533926
I was really worried someone was going to see my Xinnie the Pooh picture when I was in Hong Kong (this was after Beijing took over), but luckily no one did.

>>212533657 (OP)
speeding
running red lights
not having my car insured
shoplifting

>>212533657 (OP)
i """stole""" company time

>>212533657 (OP)
glownigger thread. do not reply

i didn't say thank you to the usa once.

>>212533657 (OP)
Raped a russian girl while on seasonal work in Moscow

>>212533657 (OP)
slapped a traffic warden for stopping me for driving like a reatard
got away scot free because dad

>>212533657 (OP)
I didn't pay the bus fare.

>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
lmao

>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.

Keked. A true patriot.

I never commited a crime but I sometimes select the less expensive fruit while weighting fruits at the supermarket

>>212541323
>I sometimes select the less expensive fruit while weighting fruits at the supermarket
monster

>>212533694
>>212533713
>>212533733
>>212534632
>>212536704

>>212541564
Whites commit crimes and steal too you worthless faggot retard

>>212533657 (OP)
Probably overspeeding

>>212541758
LUSH is a WOKE company who promote trannyism and gay sex. It is every Englishman's moral duty to loot it.

>>212533657 (OP)
Traffic code violations
Possessing weed
Small amounts of tax evasion

>>212541879
well it was moral duty of those pakistanis to rape those brit girls
I mean they were E*glish, need I say more

>>212533657 (OP)
acquiring and consuming controlled substances

>>212541946
Total Mudslime death

>>212542054
Keep dreaming kike jeet

>>212542122
Jeets are also subhumans, you are even worse, I wish we could glass the whole area from Israel to Thailand

Glownigger thread.

>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
KEK

>>212533657 (OP)
Unironically sexual harassing

>>212533926
da fuck u gave pigs ur phone and let them watch or they threaten u?

>>212533657 (OP)
I'm a repeat jaywalker

>>212533657 (OP)
I ripped the tag off my mattress

Im criminally cute

>>212533657 (OP)
trespassing, break and entry.
lots of cabins and cottages in my area. if i come across one thats not been used for years i have no problems "breaking" into it. by breaking i mean i know how people here think so i always find the hideplace for the spare key, and i dont steal anything i just like to look around. got a few i consider bringing a sleeping bag, some beers and spend a night in.

>>212534052
>you need a jew in your life to stop killing and stealing
Kek

>>212539941
story time NOW

drunk driving

>>212533657 (OP)
drugs, a long time ago

>>212541946
What did we do to you?
>saaar 200 years ago some britisher saar stole my great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle's goat!
Least spasticated brown

>>212533657 (OP)
2 years ago I went shopping and forgot to pull out the kinder pingui out of my bag when I was at the cash register
When I got home I realized I didn't pay for it and was paranoid that they might realize an item is missing from their inventory that wasn't bought and that they would use cameras to find out it was me
I also accidentally took a picture when I was at a border crossing and that's apparently illegal

Probably some hate crime on 4chan.
Like what I think about islamic immigration in europe.

>>212545391
>when I was at a border crossing
which border?

>>212533657 (OP)
Haven't registered my car in two years and have been driving with expired license plates.
Also got head from my gf, it's illegal in the military under sodomy laws