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Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:03:11 AM No.212533657 [Report] >>212534037 >>212534076 >>212534149 >>212534162 >>212534196 >>212534240 >>212534446 >>212534632 >>212534963 >>212534967 >>212536704 >>212538174 >>212539719 >>212539941 >>212540125 >>212540204 >>212541818 >>212541902 >>212542003 >>212542923 >>212544764 >>212544786 >>212544986 >>212545307 >>212545391 >>212545749
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What was the last crime you committed?
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:05:01 AM No.212533694 [Report] >>212533751 >>212534052 >>212541564
Homicide
Anonymous Chile 7/8/2025, 2:05:58 AM No.212533713 [Report] >>212533733 >>212534052 >>212541564
I stole some stuff from work
Anonymous Chile 7/8/2025, 2:07:00 AM No.212533733 [Report] >>212534443 >>212541564
>>212533713
come to think of it. I steal almost every week. I think i like it
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:07:22 AM No.212533742 [Report] >>212533787
never committed crime, it's not a thing I do
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:07:44 AM No.212533751 [Report]
>>212533694
story time.
Anonymous Canada 7/8/2025, 2:09:02 AM No.212533777 [Report]
DUI
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:09:39 AM No.212533787 [Report]
>>212533742
this, good boy here
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 2:18:31 AM No.212533926 [Report] >>212534014 >>212534088 >>212534714 >>212536679 >>212541128 >>212541256 >>212542888 >>212543152
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Taking a photo of a bus stop in a village in Kharkiv Oblast, Ukraine. Photography in oblasts bordering Russia or near the frontlines is banned. A military dude saw me, we had a little chat and he decided I was highly suspicious. He called the police and I had to spent a few hours being interrogated at the local police station.

They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.

Pic related.
Anonymous Israel 7/8/2025, 2:23:40 AM No.212534014 [Report] >>212534164
>>212533926
are you the cool cyclist anon? he really inspired me
Anonymous Mexico 7/8/2025, 2:25:15 AM No.212534037 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
currently committing it. im streaming copyrighted porn without paying for it. and no its not some decades old amateur shit.
Anonymous Chile 7/8/2025, 2:25:57 AM No.212534052 [Report] >>212534190 >>212545085
>>212533694
>>212533713
both you mfs need Jesus in your life
monoball Brazil 7/8/2025, 2:27:58 AM No.212534076 [Report]
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>>212533657 (OP)
Anonymous Poland 7/8/2025, 2:28:56 AM No.212534088 [Report]
>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
howling
Anonymous Mexico 7/8/2025, 2:33:31 AM No.212534149 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
This girl told me she was 18 but she looked 15, I guess I'll never know
Anonymous Argentina 7/8/2025, 2:34:33 AM No.212534162 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
I'm taking it to my grave, sorry
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 2:34:50 AM No.212534164 [Report] >>212534237
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>>212534014
lmao

yeah that's me.
Anonymous Chile 7/8/2025, 2:36:35 AM No.212534190 [Report] >>212534255
>>212534052
stealing is part of the chilean identity and you know it
Anonymous South Korea 7/8/2025, 2:36:51 AM No.212534196 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
Stole 5 packs of cig 12 years ago, only because I was underage i couldn't buy them
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:40:24 AM No.212534236 [Report]
This thread glows
Anonymous Mexico 7/8/2025, 2:40:31 AM No.212534237 [Report]
>>212534164
damn thats nice.
Anonymous Norway 7/8/2025, 2:40:44 AM No.212534240 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
speeding and phoneposting while doing so. pulled a trailer at the same time that makes it it worse, and i dont have any of the physical papers for either the car or the trailer.
Anonymous Chile 7/8/2025, 2:41:52 AM No.212534255 [Report]
malingo moment
>>212534190
Anonymous Poland 7/8/2025, 2:55:42 AM No.212534443 [Report] >>212534459
>>212533733
hehe same here, money, tools, miscelenious stuff. When the boss pissess me off with his incompetence i steal critical equipment or hide it for him to buy new one or panic haha. I barely gain anything from it other than goblin fun
Anonymous Indonesia 7/8/2025, 2:55:51 AM No.212534446 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
dui every friday night
never get caught
Anonymous Chile 7/8/2025, 2:56:55 AM No.212534459 [Report]
>>212534443
polish bro :')
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 3:06:53 AM No.212534632 [Report] >>212534680 >>212541564
>>212533657 (OP)
I littered, my receipt got blown away by the Wind, and i literally stood there, looked at it flying away and thought.
>fuck it, not my Problem
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 3:10:09 AM No.212534680 [Report]
>>212534632
You are so badass that was badass
Anti hero moment
Anonymous Australia 7/8/2025, 3:12:36 AM No.212534714 [Report] >>212534786
>>212533926
>let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
did they laugh at it?
Anonymous Serbia 7/8/2025, 3:12:44 AM No.212534717 [Report]
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Not telling :P
Anonymous Brazil 7/8/2025, 3:15:26 AM No.212534770 [Report] >>212534812
1. smoked weed
2. drove drunk
3. called multiple people monkey and nigger while driving
4. havent paid income tax in 29 years
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 3:16:11 AM No.212534786 [Report]
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>>212534714
They sure did.
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 3:17:31 AM No.212534812 [Report] >>212534974
>>212534770
>3. called multiple people monkey and nigger while driving
that's illegal?
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 3:27:41 AM No.212534963 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
Consumed schedule 1 nonweed drugs
Anonymous Canada 7/8/2025, 3:28:04 AM No.212534967 [Report] >>212535342
>>212533657 (OP)
I rolled at a stop sign instead of coming to a complete stop
Anonymous Brazil 7/8/2025, 3:28:29 AM No.212534974 [Report]
>>212534812
Yes. Racism and not paying child support are the only punished crimes in this country. That anon is playing with fire.
Anonymous Canada 7/8/2025, 3:54:26 AM No.212535342 [Report]
>>212534967
My friends friend almost lost his license for that
Anonymous Finland 7/8/2025, 4:03:10 AM No.212535479 [Report]
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I downloaded a movie.
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 5:26:42 AM No.212536679 [Report]
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>>212533926
I was really worried someone was going to see my Xinnie the Pooh picture when I was in Hong Kong (this was after Beijing took over), but luckily no one did.
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 5:28:07 AM No.212536704 [Report] >>212541564
>>212533657 (OP)
speeding
running red lights
not having my car insured
shoplifting
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 7:22:03 AM No.212538174 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
i """stole""" company time
Anonymous Indonesia 7/8/2025, 9:09:13 AM No.212539719 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
glownigger thread. do not reply
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 9:19:33 AM No.212539912 [Report]
i didn't say thank you to the usa once.
Anonymous Kyrgyzstan 7/8/2025, 9:21:29 AM No.212539941 [Report] >>212545092
>>212533657 (OP)
Raped a russian girl while on seasonal work in Moscow
Anonymous Pakistan 7/8/2025, 9:30:57 AM No.212540125 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
slapped a traffic warden for stopping me for driving like a reatard
got away scot free because dad
Anonymous Norway 7/8/2025, 9:35:39 AM No.212540204 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
I didn't pay the bus fare.
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 10:26:49 AM No.212541128 [Report]
>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
lmao
Anonymous France 7/8/2025, 10:33:49 AM No.212541256 [Report]
>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.

Keked. A true patriot.
Anonymous France 7/8/2025, 10:37:42 AM No.212541323 [Report] >>212541369
I never commited a crime but I sometimes select the less expensive fruit while weighting fruits at the supermarket
Anonymous Germany 7/8/2025, 10:40:25 AM No.212541369 [Report]
>>212541323
>I sometimes select the less expensive fruit while weighting fruits at the supermarket
monster
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/8/2025, 10:50:01 AM No.212541564 [Report] >>212541758
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>>212533694
>>212533713
>>212533733
>>212534632
>>212536704
Anonymous Pakistan 7/8/2025, 11:00:21 AM No.212541758 [Report] >>212541879
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WebM not supported
>>212541564
Whites commit crimes and steal too you worthless faggot retard
Anonymous Spain 7/8/2025, 11:03:21 AM No.212541818 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
Probably overspeeding
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/8/2025, 11:06:32 AM No.212541879 [Report] >>212541946
>>212541758
LUSH is a WOKE company who promote trannyism and gay sex. It is every Englishman's moral duty to loot it.
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 11:07:47 AM No.212541902 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
Traffic code violations
Possessing weed
Small amounts of tax evasion
Anonymous Pakistan 7/8/2025, 11:10:07 AM No.212541946 [Report] >>212542054 >>212545369
>>212541879
well it was moral duty of those pakistanis to rape those brit girls
I mean they were E*glish, need I say more
Anonymous Norway 7/8/2025, 11:13:17 AM No.212542003 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
acquiring and consuming controlled substances
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 11:16:03 AM No.212542054 [Report] >>212542122
>>212541946
Total Mudslime death
Anonymous Pakistan 7/8/2025, 11:20:31 AM No.212542122 [Report] >>212542287
>>212542054
Keep dreaming kike jeet
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 11:29:07 AM No.212542287 [Report]
>>212542122
Jeets are also subhumans, you are even worse, I wish we could glass the whole area from Israel to Thailand
Anonymous Brazil 7/8/2025, 11:56:51 AM No.212542812 [Report]
Glownigger thread.
Anonymous Israel 7/8/2025, 12:00:57 PM No.212542888 [Report]
>>212533926
>They eventually let me go after stumbling upon monkey putin images while searching through my phone.
KEK
Anonymous Brazil 7/8/2025, 12:02:23 PM No.212542923 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
Unironically sexual harassing
Anonymous Kazakhstan 7/8/2025, 12:12:29 PM No.212543152 [Report]
>>212533926
da fuck u gave pigs ur phone and let them watch or they threaten u?
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 1:32:17 PM No.212544764 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
I'm a repeat jaywalker
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 1:33:19 PM No.212544786 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
I ripped the tag off my mattress
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 1:34:33 PM No.212544815 [Report]
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Im criminally cute
Anonymous Norway 7/8/2025, 1:42:28 PM No.212544986 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
trespassing, break and entry.
lots of cabins and cottages in my area. if i come across one thats not been used for years i have no problems "breaking" into it. by breaking i mean i know how people here think so i always find the hideplace for the spare key, and i dont steal anything i just like to look around. got a few i consider bringing a sleeping bag, some beers and spend a night in.
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 1:47:01 PM No.212545085 [Report]
>>212534052
>you need a jew in your life to stop killing and stealing
Kek
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 1:47:10 PM No.212545092 [Report]
>>212539941
story time NOW
Anonymous France 7/8/2025, 1:54:26 PM No.212545247 [Report]
drunk driving
Anonymous Brazil 7/8/2025, 1:56:44 PM No.212545307 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
drugs, a long time ago
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/8/2025, 1:59:33 PM No.212545369 [Report]
>>212541946
What did we do to you?
>saaar 200 years ago some britisher saar stole my great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle's goat!
Least spasticated brown
Anonymous Croatia 7/8/2025, 2:00:48 PM No.212545391 [Report] >>212545590
>>212533657 (OP)
2 years ago I went shopping and forgot to pull out the kinder pingui out of my bag when I was at the cash register
When I got home I realized I didn't pay for it and was paranoid that they might realize an item is missing from their inventory that wasn't bought and that they would use cameras to find out it was me
I also accidentally took a picture when I was at a border crossing and that's apparently illegal
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 2:07:21 PM No.212545540 [Report]
Probably some hate crime on 4chan.
Like what I think about islamic immigration in europe.
Anonymous Italy 7/8/2025, 2:09:42 PM No.212545590 [Report]
>>212545391
>when I was at a border crossing
which border?
Anonymous United States 7/8/2025, 2:16:46 PM No.212545749 [Report]
>>212533657 (OP)
Haven't registered my car in two years and have been driving with expired license plates.
Also got head from my gf, it's illegal in the military under sodomy laws