Channel Islands National Park, California edition

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Laying with dogberg

you ever hear the parrot joke

>>212534628

GIVE ME YOUR LOVE OR LET ME GO OH OHHHH

I still don't know what more than half the boards on 4chan have to offer, I've literally never once clicked on some of them. I just assume the ones that aren't self-explanatory are probably some kind of cartoon/furry/gay/incest/etc. pornography.

I saw a Haitian migrant with a big butt in tight pants today. Can't believe JD Vance wants to send her back.

Watching Love on the Spectrum
It is very light and heart-warming :)

Is your best friend a talking dog?

>>212534661
I still don't get why there are like 5 million versions of /v/. It's not even a popular board that has that much traffic

>>212534668
I want to send it back too

My right testicle is irritated/burning. Not sure what to do relieve the inflammation.

>>212534668
They boo'ed him off in California

I've never been in a house

>>212534661
i like /k and /fit and sometimes /pol for schitzo ramblings

I’ve seen too much in my days as a detective. I’m ready to retire. Ready to move somewhere far, far away.

>>212534661
Take a tour. Some of the boards are different than you'd expect.

>>212534661
They are, normalfag. Go back where you cane from.

if i were to ask you what /wg/ and /cgl/ are for woud you know without checking

I don't want to but I might just have to get the mac donalds ordered

Every single album is a masterpiece. It's amazing.

>>212534784
I'm not in the mood bro

more like Whackdonalds those prices are fukt m8

>>212534719
I had a varicose vein about an inch away from my asshole this week. When it popped up it hurt enough that I thought I might have to go in to have it checked. Fortunately it calmed down within two days. If that was a blood clot I'll probably have pulmonary embolism or stroke shortly. I think stroke would be preferable of those two.

>>212534784
go for A&W you lazy fuck

>>212534806
you must be smoking crackdonalds if you think i'm paying that much!

>>212534634
>>212534661
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>>212534727
>>212534761
>>212534784
>>212534806
I hate your country, language, and culture. You are not human. Leave my thread.

>>212534831
unacceptable post

>>212534831
shant

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>>212534779
Yeah wallpapers and I think the other one is cosplay

>>212534726
East coaster?

>>212534831
The TRUTH About Tim Hortons Nobody Wants To Say Out Loud

>>212534838
They could at least speak American while they're here

>>212534727
I hate /a/ especially /dbs/ threads yet I keep getting into them even though I think it's complete nonsense central. I was originally only checking them out to save some Dragonball reaction image to make edits like thses, but the the retards in the thread don't even discuss about Dragonball.

>>212534861
no, I'm just a filthy animal that sleeps outside and eats trash

>>212534870
I used to really like watching anime, but these days I just cant bring myself to watch it for whatever reason. I cant even read manga anymore. I've been sucked into the normie life too much

I can see we have a few clever fellows here now. This is where the fun begins

>>212534613 (OP)
California mentioned

>>212534889
I'm not clever btw

>>212534831
hush up lil bro

Channel islands beach is where Phil Hendrie lives

>>212534910
literally who

lesbianism just seems like the purest form of love. I wish I could be in a lesbian relationship

okay I've had a yogurt and now I'm not as hungry so the mac shall not be ordered

>>212534913
You wouldnt know him, kiddo

>>212534915
that rhymes
is it poetry?

>>212534919
they are super nasty and abusive, most people don't realize this. imagine a regular relationship between a guy and a girl, where the girl is always emotionally damaged, needy, manipulative, or looking to fulfill some extra-marital sexual gratification.

now multiply it by two.

lesbian relationships have the highest rates of domestic violence, way higher than gay and hetero.

>>212534919
According to the stats it doesn't take long for them to start trying to kill each other.

>>212534919
>lesbianism just seems like the purest form of love.
is that why they have the highest rate of domestic violence?

>>212534936
Source: trust me bud

>>212534938
Yes

>>212534936
>>212534938
the stat about domestic violence is disingenuous. A woman can barely hurt someone physically, even other women most of the time

>>212534961
rude bitch

How does One Battle After Another get a budget of $140m? PTA hasn’t had a movie turn a profit since There Will be Blood

>>212534650
Some jeets are handsome

>>212534957
you are RETARDED

>>212534919

I'm the kingfish

>>212534989
I'm the King of England.

>>212534961
Lad has a weird look, other than that I don't see the issue

This girl on Love on the Spectrum who plays with plushies and tlaks about Sesame Street just said "maybe I can have a baby if stop taking the birth pills"
I guess it makes sense to put your adult autistic daughter on birth control, but it just seems strange to me

I never fucked a bitch

>>212534961
KEK

I'm gonna buy a lobster from the local supermarket and keep it as a pet

>>212534989
Why did you do it?

>>212535004
Are you a salt water aquarium enthusiast?

>>212535002
She has a Korean boyfriend

>>212534989
well hello dere!

>>212534994
my bet is it's a FtM troonski

>>212534978
i am handsome, yes.

>>212535002
lmao how many jeets do you think fall for this?

>>212534999
but are you stonecold?

>>212535009
Wow I didn't even think about that. Are there freshwater lobsters?

>>212534943
literally every source that discusses it confirms what I've said you faggot

>>212535039
Crawdads

EVEN TOGETHER
WE STAND APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
SWALLOW THE SUN, ERASE THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AN INVITATION THAT'S BEEN DECLIIIIIIIIIIIIINED
WHERE DID YOU GO
WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212535040
no more brother wars

>>212535040
Mental illness

>>212535030
WHAT

>>212534994
that's enough to give women the ick

>>212535042
Yeah I think that's more my speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAheho6pu08

>>212535027
I'm brown and I'm not attracted by that. I prefer black chicks

Women like a man that has a little gay sex on the side, but ONLY on the giving end

>>212535060
That's a bit harsh. He's probably a swell guy.

>>212535066
Freshwater aquariums aren't as complex as saltwater aquariums but they are still high maintenance, especially if you have something weird like a crayfish.

I got the keys to the yard.

>>212535087
you really think women think like that? like cmon

Feel so fucking good after eating my white rice and spicy instant curry (made in japan)

>>212535089
Yeah I know
I just want an underwater pal

>>212535109
Gay

>>212535070
the point is she's an internet porn star and definitely not running that account.

>>212535119
It's definitely worth the effort if you're motivated.
Please show us pics if you go through with it.

>>212535123
What exactly about that post gives off homosexual vibes?

>>212535104
Normal people don't give a shit about the appearance of the driver.

Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō.

Is there anything better than a properly made Mai Tai on a Monday night when you have to be awake in 5h?

>>212535154
you clearly have never been around normie women

Pokemon Pearl/Diamond was the hardest pokemon game

>>212535166
I like the vampires better when they were Romanian. These Roman vampires just don't have the same charm.

>>212535179
pearl sucked ass

Im perplexed by ghost stories or demon stories, a lot of these people seem pretty genuine that the saw or experienced something, but was it real? Who knows

>>212535096
You’re greenlit

>>212535012
Proof?

Drunk on a monday night feels
https://voca.ro/1h4fxrBhWaIT

>>212534919
There's no such thing as lesbianism. All lesbianism is just a political statement or women who were raped/abused by men and are too afraid to go near them.

>>212535178
They're usually a little nervous around me for a bit. Then it's all "I'm glad you're not the face-stealing axe murderer I thought you were!" "Yeah, that's what I want you to think."

>>212535172
A Mai Tai on a Monday night when you have Tuesday offf

>>212535179
I played both diamond and platinum.
The Elite 4 plus Cynthia were to this day the hardest final bosses I've dealt with in gaming, since my main 'mon was Infernape and they had tons of counters for him. Also because I was 10 years old and not great at strategizing yet.
https://youtu.be/I1Egwloq6Lk?si=KCkjmvk0lT0LScqo

is there a tin foil hat emoji

Mai Tai's aren't even that good

>>212535202
based drunk karaokeanon

GIWTWM

>>212535002
Same hoe

damn

>>212535211
You're probably right. Once I'm done solving problems for the work cunts by like 10am, I'm gonna come home, have another Mai Tai on the porch while smoking a tiny little joint, have a wee nap, then murderfuck some peanutbutter-cocoa-coconut chia'n'oats.

>>212535040
Anyone else hate trannies because of the narcissistic naval gazing? They're entirely wrapped up into themselves, and never really think about anything else or anyone else. It's all about them.

choose love

>>212535234
of course it's a tf2 player

>>212535222
Orgeat, lime, rums, orange liqueur, and a metric fuckton of cold? They're evidence of a loving god if you're not making them with sour mix or some other stone-worthy heresy.

>>212535233
And again

>>212535240
>They're entirely wrapped up into themselves, and never really think about anything else or anyone else. It's all about them.
This makes sense when you remember that a disproportinate number of trannies have autism

is it gay to fuck an FtM if he hasn't undergone bottom surgery yet?

This is a good Pokémon

>>212535233
>>212535259
bruh she's an internet porn star in the same vein as belle delphine that is not her dummy

>>212535269
Why do you care if it's gay?

I have watched porn once in last 10 days. Happens with you guys?

>>212535271
his card is so aesthetic

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

here's some embarrassing information you can bully me with

The logical conclusion of "draw a girl and call it a boy" type reddit sexuality is females with vaginas claiming that they're femboy twinks and prison gays believing that their relationships with said females are homosexual because the don't know what males look like.

>>212535215
The pokemon selection in that game is also very bad

still nothing comes close to the legendarily thicc bumblethot

>>212535285
why is he on top of a van or something, was he based off a van

>>212535114
Having a shitty swastika tattoo doesn't make you a Nazi. Degenerate low lives surrounding themselves with third reich iconography because they think it makes them look like tough badass killers doesn't mean anything.

for me it's

>>212535290
ernest hemingway wrote a great throwaway story about a white elephant child and those retards on /lit/ never read it

>>212535240
I find the same thing with most of the people I work with. The trannards are actually closer to being real people in most cases. I think Pagan Hemlock and Mansleigh Badwig are the only two people there who start a conversation by asking how people are doing.

>>212535301
I didn't think it was bad, I was a kid and it was all so new to me so I loved it lol

>>212535311
sorry I only read east of eden

>>212535309
such a fun pokemon

>>212535302
MEAT

>>212535309
Yeah, I like Ninjask too.

>>212535307
Your indoctrination is complete. You are free to re-enter the general population.

>>212535322
>hasnt read OMatS or farewell to arms
ISHYGDDT

>>212535302
I never saw her profile again after this...

>>212535344
no sorry only stenbeak ok sir

>>212535344
How did that limp dicked drunk wave goodbye to his own arms? Lying fuck. I hope his grapefruit daiquiries fucked his pancreas.

Just found out the vietnamese girl has a kid and is married. It's fucking over

>>212535358
>hasnt read cannery row

>>212535379
you're retarded if you dont just assume every girl has a boyfriend

Ernest Hemingway once lived in my state.

and the emmy goes to...
anon! for their award winning post right here in this thread!
let's give them a round of applause!

Plan is to change my job, move to a studio and get a golden retriever pup. Thoughts?

Say hello to Scott Ruskan, the AMERICAN HERO who saved 165 campers in the Texas floods on his first mission with the Coast Guard.

>>212535404
divorce?

Hunter S. cashed out too soon. Think of what he could do with the current material.

Sometimes, I'm a bit sickened by the amount of negative shit and hatred of this website. Am I growing soft?

>>212535393
I AM retarded damn it and I never claimed to be anything else

>>212535406
Hello Scott Ruskan

>>212535406
How did he save 165 campers?

>>212535404
Studio apartment or Music/Art studio?
It's fine if you're going to give that pup a lot of outside time. As much as those dogs are basically rugs, they do need a good walk every day.

>>212534681
Yes it is you newfag
Reason it has a billion splits is because of Hiroyuki being a newfag you newfag

why am I yawning so much, its only 7 o clock

>>212535415
no, I finished school so moving out of this shared apt. Have an interview lined up for new job in 3 weeks. Also, started dating someone so she can help co-parent the pup

>>212535404
a studio is too small for a golden retriever though where is he going to run

Netherlands doesn't have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4va1WlpMTI

>>212535282
just wondering.

>>212535426
Nobody can live up to the ideals of 4chan forever. You're just human.

>>212535446
>>212535438
I'll take him out for walks + >>212535444 She loves dogs too. Her family has two german shephards

>>212535448
You don't have floods?

>>212535426
Same but the problem is I see that it's everywhere else too, only more subtle. I think people are crueler and less empathetic than they've ever been. Probably because of the Internet

>>212535448
Massachusetts does not have this. It's caused by mental retardation.

>>212535431
With this one simple trick... life guards HATE him

>>212535448
make sure you tikki WSJ for their footage

>>212535431
"Hey cunts! Time to fucking go!"

>>212535463
>I think people are crueler and less empathetic than they've ever been.
more brown pipo on the internet tbqh

Am at a Mexican restaurant and the music is so obnoxiously loud
Why are they like this
How the hell you supposed to hear your number

https://youtu.be/KrG-TqC1E-U

>>212535426
I was like that for a period. Then I started ignoring it and arguing with chuds once in a while for fun. Whenever I read their posts my brain processes it like background noise.

>>212535459
my brother has a golden retiever that's like maybe 2 1/2 years old or so, she has a lot of energy. you'd probably have to walk her twice a day at least until she's older

>>212535469
Ironic that you can't see that you're being unempathetic

>>212535426
it's easy to ignore the hatred once i just remember that i'm better than everyone else and that their opinions don't matter.

>>212534767
Hang yourself, pedophile

>>212535469
I mean irl too thoughever

>>212535486
When I see someone cunting up the place, I do have a drive to have them make themselves look stupid. It's pretty rare I bother, but man... stupid people, unaware they're flashing their stupidity like a badge? It makes me chortle when I need to smile most.

everybody STFU Im watching anime

>>212535426
I feel that. Take breaks. Remember: 4chan is social media, and social media is dangerous.

>>212535502
you white ass niggas will never understand what it's like in brown town. and that's why you think everybody mean all of a sudden

>>212535502
He's not wrong though
What do brown people even do other than support abortion and kill each other at unusually high rates?

I took this picture

God I wish Russia or anyone would drop a nuke on Ottawa holy fuck do I hate Indians and Canadian politicians.

>>212535511
It's... worse there.

>>212535528
yo mama

>>212535504
but you're pretty shit though so how that does work? I guess everyone has their delusions to stay sane!

>>212535526
>>212535528
Two more posts go into the "that leaf is right" evidence locker.

>>212535531

A difference I've noticed between city life and rural/suburban life is that in cities, dogs tend to be better trained. If you live in an apartment with no yard, you have to take your dog in public on walks, and the dogs have to know hwo to behave around people. If you have a big yard, you just let your dog out, and you never have to teach it how to behave properly in public

>>212535533

>>212535526
The only good thing to come from a mutted up Varangian heritage - if I can't kill you with kindness, I'll still find a way to murder you with a smile on my face.

>>212535523
>and social media is dangerous.
is social media gonna stab me or something

>>212535531
They can see you

>>212535540
damn right i'm pretty
and don't you forget it babes *fingernail emoji*

>>212535194
Fish has heart.

>>212535568
you're a fag though so by definition you're worse than everybody else

>>212535533
Wishing total destruction instead of solving anything. That’s a common response among weak men. If you get the chance you should probably kill yourself.

im the nicest guy you'll ever meet

>>212535567
Pretty sure I've fucked the woman in the red jacket.

>>212535568
This post kinda cringe ngl

>>212535531
how do people get in or out
where are no aisles

they came from... BEHIND

>>212535593
Is it true that brazilians are born with tails?

So now I can see how this killed people

>>212535586
They trample each other like Americans.

>>212535581
this guy is a twisted fucking psychopath

>>212535593
i come from the front
from my penis

Popped an ingrown hair pimple on my nuts, it hurt so bad when all the shit bursted through my skin

>>212535542
>nooo if I just ignore the unpleasant truth it'll go away for real
alri sherlock. my theory is based upon living with brown pipos and how they're radically different than ytpipos who are way too empathetic and only meant to live around each other. your theory is based on literally nothing.

>>212535560
lotsa murdering these days shakin my DAMN head

You aren't allowed to tickle people you don't know even if you really really want to

im talking to myself again

>>212535496
yea if I get the new job, I wouldnt have to ever worry abuot money. So I am planning to live a normie life with my girl

>>212535616
Only for money, safety, or fun. Never out of anger or hatred.

i became an internet expert of the economy during covid and i have to say that the devaluing of the dollar does not seem like a good plan.

i just wanted to say thanks for inspiring me.

took one of those extremely dry poos where wiping feels like youre using sandpaper

>>212535353
she's probably getting deepdicked by Chad, ya blew it.

japanese literature is so fucked up
>want to read modern jap literature?
need to learn kanji, hiragana, and katakana
>want to actually understand said literature?
gotta read classical japanese literature
>want to read classical japanese literature?
gotta learn a completely different set of unsimplified traditional chinese kanji
>want to actually understand classical japanese literature?
gotta learn classical chinese, also there's 5 different forms of classical chinese and it's different from classical chinese in china proper so you need to learn that too

>>212535664
no idea what you're talking about
That's literally never happened to me in all my years of life. The way some of you motherfuckers talk about your shits, you must be eating absolute garbage

>>212535579
>>212535579
The only way to solve anything cannot be legally written out due to Canadians law. So I will continue to wish a nuclear holocaust on Ottawa and the Canadian elite in general.

nigga never heard of translators rofl

>>212535687
dry shits would be a sign of dehydration or excessive soluble fibre. dude's probably eating a lot of dry-ish spinach.

>>212535687

>>212535717
ackshually I treated myself to pork fried rice and wontons for lunch

>>212535699
machine translation can't even do modern japanese right, do you think they're gonna do 800ad classical chinese interspersed with classical japanese correctly?

>>212535687
Wow you're so cool with your perfect poops

What happened to us

>>212535696
Neutron bomb... the people gotta go, and the core can fuck right off, but the outskirts were designed alright - it's even set up that you can skirt the radioactive core til the geiger counters settle.

im back

>>212535684
>japanese literature is so fucked up
correct. There is something extremely sociopathic about Japanese "people"

I once built a time machine and went back in time to rape myself as a kid so I would be gay

>>212535732
then you either need more water, or you need to stop holding in your shits for hours.

>>212535761
so did being gay make you a pedophile or being a pedophile make you gay rape yourself?

>>212535754
https://youtu.be/DXeeY9D9u94?feature=shared

>>212535755
This one was only kind of fucked yo. No Longer Human by Dazai is what made me realize I will never understand how Japanese think and that they might as well be an alien species in terms of thought.

Tariff everyone who is not America 5,000%

I no longer give a shit about any other country

Latino folk music slaps

>>212535755
It's what happens when the Chinese invent England.
Kind of like what happens when the Romans, Germans, and French invent England. Or when England invents "The Colonies".

Republicans are wrong about more factual things than democrats but the things about which they are factually wrong are not that important while the thing that democrats are factually wrong about (the blank slate) is the foundation of their entire worldview.

Erroneous right wing beliefs are a form of entertainment: “the earth is flat” or “the dinosaurs never existed” or “Hillary Clinton is a reptilian” are FUN things to believe with no policy implications.

On the other hand, “every human population has the same characteristics so unequal outcomes are evidence of discrimination” is also something people believe in part because it’s entertaining, but it has massive policy implications.

>>212535755
the average jap literally can't read mishima because he uses obscure classical chinese characters and no one wants to translate it into modern kanji because that would be like putting on a dunce cap

>>212535670
I'm no Chad so it is not like I had any chance.

>>212535776
We will make you build a dome.

I like wide butts

>>212535761
I would have gone back to win the lottery or make investments but that's good too I suppose

>>212535798
Turtle soup is a delicacy in China

>half Kike

>>212535781
The current state of things is literally because
>The reptilians invented science to make you believe the earth is round and the moon exists. 5G is making everyone sick. The jab is a coverup while they try to tune the 5G. The jab causes autism. The autism will make you believe other people exist. Orange Julius will lead us in glorious rebellion against the people who are powerful enough to fabricate a convincing existence for us.

>>212535819
She's cute, but I know she's a cunt from her nationality.
White South Africans are vile people

>>212535815
fuck chinks

>>212535819
>35
>half Jewish
Odds of having fucked up kids is 90% (mentally fucked up not physically)

>>212535819
she was designed in a lab to commit unspeakable atrocities

>>212535781
Exactly. Trump wasn’t the right choice for being correct on everything, just for being correct on the most important issues

>>212535819
>35
how old are you anon?

>>212535844
She's half Jewish. Those children will never run.

You got soft hands brother
I just worked a 38 hour shift

>>212535763

>>212535864
It was.

>>212535798
based TMNT

>>212535863
Sounds like a shit time. Why would you do that?

>>212535883
this hasnt uploaded to my streaming sites yet :(

>>212535531
Billiards? Bowling? Darts? It looks like a crowd for some kind of competitive game.

>streaming

>>212535896
.>he streams his anime
ishygddt

>>212535857
34

i'm streaming gaming, come watch

>Jason

didnt ask for the opinions of gay manchildren

Turtles are ancient creatures, you'd think thevd have evolved a way to turn over if they're flipped on their backs

>>212535920
hope this superchat helps, bro!

>>212535605
15-20 minutes to go from nothing to completely fucked

Tap the screen guys let’s get to 10k likes

>>212535926
that's just their nature

>>212535916
tf are you doing here? raise your kids or something

I won't be watching any animes until Frieren and Bocchi start airing again probably.

>>212535946
Don't age shame

>>212535950

>animes

>>212535950
frieren sucks

>>212535955
If I am here at 34, you should just shoot me and end it

>>212535926
Healthy turtles and tortoises can, it just takes a while. The procedure usually involves slowly wiggling towards some solid thing they can brace against.

>>212535946
I don't have any because I got no wife.

>>212535943
*taps your mom*

bloody hell. there's too many gay people

it's pretty normal to be a virgin nowadays

what happened to footkraut

>hand holding
What a sick fuck individual (also divorced)

I 100% know for a fact who killed JonBenet Ramsey, but if I post the name I'll get like four or five seething wojack replies.

>>212535996
ME WANNA GO ICERAND

>>212535993
dead, hopefully

why is being here at 35 worse than being here at 22

>>212536000
The fuck is a wojak reply

wait they uploaded it finally

we are so back, boys

>>212536006
Wasting your prime years is more embarrassing than being here at 35

>>212536006
It's not. I'm in my 40s

>>212535956

>>212535966
You suck, grow up.

>>212535977
where did things go wrong anon? just find a chink and pump some kids in her

>>212536024
get off 4chan, gramps

New
>>212536008

how much money would it take for you to suck my balls

>>212536006
because being a loser at 22 is funny, it stops being funny after 30

>>212536025

Jon Bonet Ramsey is terrifying. Just pure nightmare fuel I'm glad she's dead

29 is young I literally have my whole life ahead of me

>>212536049
an entire wardrobe of girls clothes and makeup and beauty appointments, hair and all that. but then I'd do it for free, just like a girl