The /cum/bathroom edition

>>212534613

I got the inside track on all the hot new threads

I really love this country

If you’re handsome then I hate you

>>212536061
ol ugly ass

>>212536061
I'm fucking ugly but that's ok.

>haha it's cool to be a loser because i'm still young! i'll pull it together eventually!
are you sure about that

Not to be Reddit but why are we alive

>>212536105
so we can work to spend money on products

reasons my zoomer employees have given me for being unable to come into work (I am a manager at a grocery store)
1. I am stuck in traffic (they were 200+ miles away and even told me without realizing what was wrong with that)
2. I didnt get enough sleep last night
3. my friend is not also scheduled today
4. X is working today (they work in a different department)
5. I dont have any clean work uniforms
6. I am given too many hours (literally the bare minimum to remain on payroll, 12 hours/week)
7. I am getting my hair dyed and this was the only appointment i could get this week

some of them who are cashiers will literally stare straight ahead and avoid eye contact with people at their lanes until they are verbally asked by customers to start ringing them up. im far from a social guy but its just bizarre how socially and developmentally stunted these kids are.

Re-watching Kino Seven Scissors

>>212536110
its LEXcorp, Gunn, you fucking HACK

>>212536105
don't know. don't particularly want to be.

>>212536118
hopefully they get replaced with foreigners soon

Living in a strongly religious culture without premarital sex would be great if you have a micropenis or something
You could lock a woman in and she can't divorce you

>>212536126
>tf
>tp

>>212536118
Grocery store is a very shitty job. You get the kind of employee you're paying for.

>>212536118
wouldn't work for you dawg, i simply dont want a not wfh job

>>212536127
what if she had a horrible pussy that stank like dead fish

>>212536104
There's nothing wrong being poor. What matters in life is how much knowledge you posses. Knowledge is the only thing that matters.

>>212536141
wait nevermind, i would work for you but you need to fill in my paper work to come to america

I have a BA in history and I can say with 100% certainty that its worthless

>>212536118
those would all be offences worth firing them over, except maybe getting stuck in traffic (only once ever and it'd be subjective)

I was late for work once ever by 15 minutes because a train derailed and they closed the road right before I got to the crossing.

>>212536006
>>212536024
You should me married (to a white woman) and have (white) kids by now.
>>212536064
She really deserved what happened after participating in the Lil' Miss CSA pageant.

chicken jockey

>>212536142
>horrible pussy
>stank like dead fish
these would be two separate things, no?

>>212536137
we start cashiers at $16.50 an hour. its not great work but its above fast food in the area and if you work full time after 90 days you get relatively decent benefits

>>212536061
I'm handsome but only after a shower, soap, conditioner, brushing, mouthwash, combing, good facial hair cycle, deodorant, colonge, hair rng, and sometimes spray.

You get out what you put in.

>>212536118
For me? It’s when I’m sick, but my boss won’t let me stay home without a doctor’s note, and it’s impossible to get a doctor’s appointment inside three to six weeks since our medical system is collapsing.

>>212536165
the family killed her

>>212536160
I wish I had time to study history. I would to read about Rome.

>>212536182
Broke: Opposing him because he's a communist muslim from Africa

Woke: Opposing him because his policies might make the rich somewhat uncomfortable at some point in the future

Your dog is not apart of your family

What in the fuck kind of name is JonBenét? Nword tier name smdh

>friend had a really shitty breakup with his ex wife
>sends me memes like this
how the fuck am I supposed to reply to this

>>212536105
No one actually knows. Some give into nihilism, others come up with different theories and beliefs. They can vary wildly on how widely adopted they are or how interesting, imaginative, and intricate they are.

>>212536212
>muslim
he's shia

Need a bf like this

>>212536182
saaaaaaaaar i am being mayor now saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

blud's name is frank spaghetti

>>212536212
Jews are upset he might actually win, and that's the only reason it's news and a topic of big discussion on the internet.

>>212536202
Specifically, the brother (accidentally) killed her in a fit of jealous rage and the parents helped cover it up. When the botched-kidnapping story rapidly started falling apart, they accused the cops of being biased against them and refused to cooperate with them further.

>>212536229
send him this

>>212536266
This is in poor taste

>>212536164
i want to stress about the traffic one because ordinarily it would be acceptable but when pressed she said she was in a city in another state that even if she were the only car on the road she would not have made it in time. she didnt even attempt to lie. she just blamed the traffic while being literal hours away and didnt seem to think it was a problem. if they were a little more competent id entertain the idea that its a bit they are doing and they are just fucking with me but they are genuinely confused why its unacceptable.
its just utterly bizarre behavior

Say something in Arabic

>>212536266
This woke DEI casting shit has got to go

>>212536118
grocery stores hire anyone who walks through the door for front end jobs because they're trying to replace the entire system with self checkout. they give middle management 6 months to rectify underperforming departments and if it doesn't magically become perfect they get shipped off to the next worse store. it's a tangled mess of an industry.

>>212536274
ass salami lake coom

>>212536229
Send him this

Some might but I won't. I haven't had an Hawaiian pizza in while though.
https://youtu.be/mtToc5EmSho?si=QfDH_hsxi9ePf6s2

>>212536274
Isa ruhu-lah 'alaihis-salat was-salam

>>212536229
any response he might like would encourage him. instead, simply do not reply to weird divorce memes.

>>212536118
Things are going to get bad when people born after 2004 start getting into positions of power

>>212536266
>this is who stole my scholarship.
Woke needs to end, like now.

>>212536277
>lay off all the cashiers to replace them with self-checkout
>uh oh everyone is stealing
>hire a bunch of humiliation ritual jeet security guards to patrol the self-checkouts
Genius!

Do you see the writing on the wall?

hire me you fucking shit lord

>>212536274
Salam.

>>212536302
he does it because he knows it makes us feel awkward

>>212536269
>>212536276
>>212536304

>>212536274
SIBLI AWADI INFIDEL

>>212536274
عرب در بیابان ملخ میخورد سگ اصفهان آب یخ میخورد

>>212536183
It doesn't matter. You are a name tag and hairnet gig hiring young people with limited experience who are only doing this because they need some kind of income right now and will leave you as soon as they possibly can.

walked to the store today

>>212536274
اسلم عليكم

>>212536340
goyslop

>>212536312
If I was born in Canada my life's mission would be to immigrate here

>>212536312
You will never annex Canada

>>212536274
Ana gay

>>212536312

Looking into programs at a school and they really are now just shameless cash-grabs
Like they'll offer programs in something completely ludicrous like "the science of You: well-being incorporated"
I guess if you're idiotic enough to enroll in something like that you probably deserve to lose your money anyway

>>212536352
most canadians seem to think so too
>>212536363
cope and seethe
>>212536370
as I said, the writing is on the wall

Holy shit. Kid in my neighborhood just rolled down the park path in this sweet ride. I always hated when kids had these when I was young. It was a very clear statement about the difference between my poor parents and their wealthy ones. That we were not the same. That my used bike bought at flea market was guttertrash transportation for bums.

His mom did make him wear a helmet though. So that knocks him down a peg.

>>212536381

>>212536312

The only group that supports the U.S. annexation of Canada are jeets who reluctantly came to Canada after getting rejected by the U.S.

This is a good development, as it means that migrants become a serious threat to the power of the Laurentian Elite, and it means they finally have a reason to close the floodgates and even pursue remigration.

>>212536347
damn do you really think so

americans are always seething at canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2hK6_o5Pdw

>>212536392
it doesn't matter what you want, redditleaf. nu-canadians don't care about you!
>>212536393
chat is this true

>>212536392
your country is identical to ours so we can tell you all about it

Why are United Statians like this?

>>212536370
we must ensure they are made US citizens and move to America immediately.

Smoke crack

>>212536427
LOL

why are canadians like this?

The thing about talking with euros is if you admit to not knowing something about their culture they'll call you ignorant and uneducated
but then if you try to claim you do know, then they accuse you of trying to tell them about their culture
Can't win with these people

>>212536429
smoka da rock

How many touchdowns did the A’s make

>>212536274
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QJ9NCwfyBGA

>>212536450
they didnt play today

also wrong sport

>>212536427
sorry we're full. Good thing we just funded ICE to be richer than most militaries in the world, but they still have plenty of work to do

>>212536439
also eastern europeans specifically are the worst and most defensive. Incredibly over serious and self-important people

>>212536370
Yep. It's only going to get worse. Leaf government does not operate in the interests of its people, including the thirdie imports. Leaf government operates in the interests of the leaf government, corporate interests, and globalist elite.

>>212536439
It’s possible some people use it differently, but I’ve always considered “let me tell you about your country” to necessarily imply that one is asserting something incorrect about the country

>your country is identical to ours so we can tell you all about it

The Raped

>>212536439
>>212536470
I’m Polish and I like Americans quite a bit. I even defended you against my harpy sister who was laughing about the American girls she met in Vegas not knowing where our city/province was. Then I asked her to name the capital of Montana which borders us and she couldn’t do it. I humbled her for you and this is how you repay me?

>>212536392
me irl but I have more hair and hate this country

>inb4 guy who's the reason why I hate this country: "uhhh, why don't you leave then???"

>>212536503
not nice to talk about redditleaf that way...

>>212536512
Come to Canada and learn French

>>212536506
i used to defend america all the time too but then orange man threatened us and his supporters cheered him on fuck america

>>212536519
lol

>>212536506
why are you polish if you live in berta

all nonamericans should die in a nuclear fire

>>212536531
and then you voted to import more jeets

>>212536531
To love Canada today you must hate what she has become.

>>212536538
Maybe I was born with it.

>>212536538
Nie wiesz...?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751222563217605.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751222626447333.webm

Skrillex looks like this now and posts schizo videos

>>212536118
Unironically it’s all because my wage =/= living wage

>>212536506
Idk about poles. it's just my experience especially with Russians on IP. I'll text a light hearted joke and they respond in the iciest most defensive way possible,
it also seems like admitting weakness or self-depricating jokes are really looked down upon in these cultures
so if i try to respond self-depricatingly it just worsens things and they think i'm being deliberately disrespectful to them
it's just cultural miscommunication I guess

>>212536506
>my harpy sister who was laughing about the American girls she met in Vegas not knowing where our city/province was
That seems rather silly. Also why didn't she go to the canadian vegas

>>212536512
well why don't you leave? also glad the existence of real Americans makes you seethe so much.

Does anyone else have this pervasive feeling that we're living through the apocalypse? But it's just going very slowly, instead of happening all at once?

>>212536574
Russians don't act like other Europeans

>>212536555
I love this country and I would gladly defend it.

>>212536574
Different leaf, but yeah, I’ve had similar culture shock moments with Slavs. I don’t mind them in theory, but we just don’t seem to get along on a personal level.

>>212536600
It’s a change period because of the digital revolution. Imagine all the shit industrial revolutioncels had to live through, it’s sort of like that.

>>212536606
we must defend the right of indians everywhere to abuse our generosity and rape our women, spit in our faces and shit in our streets.

https://youtu.be/e9EoZO-6jTo

>>212536606
based

>>212536574
The only way to communicate properly with a Russian is to beat them like a dog. The only thing they understand is force.

>>212536578
Vacation in Vegas is cheaper than in Canada. Also where tf is Canadian Vegas?

>>212536602
Idk French people act kinda similar. Like very formal and dislike light hearted joking

Western women are massive sluts so should you actually care if they get raped

>>212536600
>Does anyone else have this pervasive feeling that we're living through the apocalypse?
Just because there's brown pipo everywhere doesn't mean it's the apocalypse. We can just send them back.

It feels like reincarnation isekai and native isekai LNs aren't taking themselves seriously a lot of the time.

I feel I've gotten a good grasp of the medium and it's mostly shit, but I still like them.

shut the fuck up jason no one cares

>>212536643
>and it's mostly shit
I've been telling you this for years

>>212536555
>Maybe I was born with it.
then you're not polish you're a canadian

>>212536606
What do you love about it?

>>212536628
>The only way to communicate properly with a Russian is to beat them like a dog. The only thing they understand is force.
I used to think people on int were joking when they said things like this, but even Russian women act like this: like super assertive, blunt, and dismissive
like it's an entire culture of humorless psychopaths who view every interaction as a battle to the death

>>212536565
nah that does not explain the genuine social incompetence. id honestly believe and accept if if they put on the facade of not putting forward their all because its a shitty job but thats just not the case for a large portion of them. they arnt even smart enough to lie about why they wont work and visually start panicking when pressed on anything

>>212536630
I don’t think that’s correct. It’s true that the French general demeanour when dealing with strangers tends to be interpreted as cold or mean by Anglosphere types, but the French can be warm and funny; it just manifests somewhat differently, creating room for cultural confusion.

>>212536651
But there's simply no alternative for fantasy. Western fantasy is all annoying and/or pozzed.

>>212536643
Stop being a gay weeb for the love of God.

>>212536600
i don't expect the apocalypse to happen all at once because i don't think reality is a movie

>>212536397
>This is a good development, as it means that migrants become a serious threat to the power of the Laurentian Elite, and it means they finally have a reason to close the floodgates and even pursue remigration.
In a normal world you might be correct, but I fear that you do not live in a rational nation.

>>212536652
No I am Polish by blood, language, citizenship and education. I am not Canadian. Don’t make me pull out my passport and bank folder again.

What makes Canada great?

>>212536643
yeah, anime sucks and admitting to watching it is essentially the same same as admitting to being a drooling retard and/or sexpest

>>212536655
Mostly the money they gave me when I came here as a refugee. I am still using it years later.

>>212536670
There are decades worth of non pozzed western fantasy.

Twins?

>>212536680
Canada has never been great. It's like how Wisconsin has never been great. Sure it's a nice place to live and whatever, and they make some cheese/maple syrup but it's not great on its own.

>>212536687

>>212536573
I read this whole thing

>>212536612
It's worse than that. The signs of complete collapse are all around us. Insect populations falling off a cliff, the oceans acidifying and filled with plastic, unnatural "forever chemicals" covering the Earth, species are going extinct at such a fast rate it's already considered a mass extinction event. Fertility is collapsing worldwide, 1 out of 5 couples are infertile, peoples bodies are filled with microplastic, mental illness is through the roof. People are more addicted to substances than ever, people are fatter than ever, more people are on psychiatric medication than ever. There's been a complete social collapse. Young people aren't forming relationships or even having sex with each other compared to past generations.

anime is based

People that are young. Number one: people who are 29

>>212536667
>It’s true that the French general demeanour when dealing with strangers tends to be interpreted as cold or mean by Anglosphere types, but the French can be warm and funny; it just manifests somewhat differently, creating room for cultural confusion.
Like they're warmer with people they know, just not to strangers or how does it manifest?

im still mad that rings of power exists

>>212536701
stop reading pseudo science doomsday bullshit

>>212536711
Give it a rest unc

>>212536690
And old stuff is annoying. I tried reading Gene Wolfe's The Wizard Knight and I nearly had a stroke between the narrative prolepsis and the introduction dialogue.

>>212536683
Canada gave me money too but you don’t see me saying silly things like I would fight to defend it.

>>212536521
>Come learn the single gayest language ever created.
>>212536592
>Uh, if you don't like REAL Americans (seething, obese, red-hatted rednecks with a lifelong victim's mentality who are rapidly progressing from trying to destroy the country to trying to destroy the world) why don't you surrender to them, give them everything they want, and leave?

>>212536717
your fault for watching a netflix "original" in the first place

>>212536701
you mean the majority of young men aren't having sex and it's a minority of young men who are chads getting all the bitches

>>212536717
it doesn't matter, it's garbage so its forgotten though the original lotr is overrated i think

>>212536717
lawdy dem rangz!!

I want to have SEX!!

>>212536741
its amazon and I watched the first 2 episodes because I wanted to give it a fair chance but it was just so bad from the get go

>>212536701
some of those are real problems, like the decline in insects, but people will adapt to these problems same way people have for thousands and thousands of years. People are adaptable. Technology will continue to evolve to meet the challenges of these problems

Funch

Another thing holding me back from reading Western stuff is bad art.

I was gonna read a Western fantasy story with lesbians but then the ugly cover art ruined my perception of it.

>>212536728
Read Howard, Burroughs, or Verne.

WANT MY BODY BUT MY BODY'S MUCH TOO MUCH FOR YOUR TOUCH

Canada

>>212536760

Ooh that Canada just burns me up ttrmy

>>212536655
>>212536680
The nature, the culthre, the people, the languages, the history, the open-mindness, the seasons. This country is worth fighting for.
>>212536735
I've never understood why people say that nonsense. French is a beautiful language worth learning

>>212536735
>give them everything they want, and leave?
you have nothing to give though so you might as well fuck off. we don't need more obese, retarded libtards cashing welfare checks around

The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.

hey anon i spotted you at the coffee shop yesterday

>>212536564
i was going to say you are full of shit but that guy genuinely does look like recent photos of him except a little more built?
is that actually him?

My baby mama tripping

im back
>>212536122
is it doro hours already?

>>212536772
Do they do yuri?

>>212536075
>me and your sisters

gay

>>212536807
pretty sure this has already happened to me

dumb peanutposter

I’m in danger

Niggas go into a forest and tell me there’s less insects I can send you photos of my devoured bug bit covered legs. Insect decline baka

>>212536811
damn I haven't seen this pic in forever

If I was a pussy I'd be full of syphilis herpes and gonorrhea

>>212536822
I loathe you.

>>212536857
>if

>>212536755
It genuinely seems to me the problems are mounting and are too complex for us to figure out. The interconnected relationships and feedback loops that enable the biosphere or even civilization are beyond humanity's ability to fully map and understand. You try fixing one thing and you end up just causing more problems.
If genuine artificial intelligence that silicon valley techbros keep talking about actually gets invented then maybe you could have that figure out and understand how all things work together and it can develop solutions. But that's just science fiction fantasy shit at this point. Also assuming a genuinely intelligent machine was even possible.

>>212536860
Do they at least do positively or neutrally portrayed incest like J.V. Jones?

>>212536857
If I was a pussy I'd have a yeast infection and be completely barren, infertile
Sadly I'm a penis

>>212536849
>Insect decline baka
yeah i drove 300 miles last weekend and had to stop 3 times to clean my damn windshield from all the bugs

Which is better: Mexico or America?

I freaking HATE getting raped urrgh

>>212536870
The solution is pretty fucking clear: Reduce the population. Develop a virus to wipe out India and Africa.

It doesn't matter if we die today bros. Life is void of meaning after all.
>>212536890
Canada

lost in balatro.

>>212536893
that's the spirit, buddy

>>212536890
????

>>212536893
then stop going to the rape store ya goof

>>212536896
Nature will definitely impose that solution when it comes down to it. The collapse in fertility and social relationships might already be that solution being implemented.

Jules Verne is definitely worth reading

>>212536893
Stick a cork in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9km8qnbOY

>>212536890
It's called the "gulf of mexico" because we call it that from inside America and it's about us identifying the "other." Calling it the gulf of mexico is only natural because our perspective is the most important.

>>212536911
shows up differently depending on your region.

>>212536870
Maybe, but people said the same thing in the past and then the Green Revolution happened.
honestly the way I see it worst case scenario if shit starts to gets bleak first world cunts will just super hunker down and close down their borders to the thirdie hordes fleeing from famine and shit.
Also more farmland opening up in Canada due to climate change may somewhat offset loses elsewhere, but who can really say for sure what's going to happen in the future, so no point in super worrying about this stuff

>>212536931
ayo this nigga ahhhhh

readin a book

>>212536811
who are you talking to

>>212536905
Been there

Trump is retarded

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court is the first ever isekai story.

Canada should annex the United States and Mexico and rename the gulf to the Gulf of Canada

digimon S1 is the best isekai ever made

>>212536964
loooooooll look at this lefty faggy tranny reddity thirdie brownie itty bitty!!

gulf of cum

>Trump is retarded

The Gaped

>>212536992
Gay

>“. . .No way. I’m, “Shiori Sugimura(杉村詩織)!””
>I absorbed yuri from all over the world! In my previous life, I savagely pursued Yuri words regardless of medium. 2D, 3D, anything, but my favorite work is called “Fragmented Rhapsody”

>The protagonist is “Aoi Shimamoto(島本葵)"(Obviously a girl). She enrolls in Yuri Nomiya Girl’s High school(百合ノ宮女子高校) and could fall in love with her childhood friend, or a Senior in Club Activities, or a mixed race girl from another school. It’s a pretty standard plot for a dating simulator.

>>212536970
My dream is to combine America and Mexico into one giant vassal state and use them to breed a massive mutt army to conquer the world. We would use the trough method for reproduction, obviously, and most breeding vessels would be ultra thicccc latinas with their ample hips and large breasts.

Voting is homo

think my milk is starting to go bad :(

>>212537020
You have my vote.

Pokemon > Yu-Gi-Oh > Bakugan > Digimon > Beyblade

>“No no no no no, this is too weird! What, Am I a character in a video game?!??! I mean, I have memories of my previous life until it suddenly stopped at the age of 26, but when did I die!? Did I really devote my

>>212537056
anime? card games? vidya?

>Alexander was from Macedon
>Napoleon was from Corsica
>Hitler was from Austria
The American Caesar will be Canadian

>>212537065
Everything

>>212537020
The trough method means you dont get to fuck the latinas though....
I'd rather an assembly line method where the thicc latinas are like on a conveyor belt and we each get a few pumps into each one
kno what i'm sayin'?

>>212537070
Why not Mexican?

>>212537056
the last 3 are dead franchises i think? mtg is better than the first 2 as far as games go. pokemon seems to be better at the casual to involved tier of collecting while MTG still takes over at enthusiast collector tier

>>212537075
Digimon the movie > pokemon 2000 > mewtwo strikes back > pokemon 3

>>212537056
Bionicle >>>>

>>212537091
Anglo-Canadians are very similar to WASP Americans, like the Austria and Germany. Hitler wasn’t Hungarian or Polish.

someone posting really disturbing gore in outer /int/

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>212537113
>you will never be 8 years old again reading the bionicle comic as they released each month and playing with your figures with your best friend

>>212537119
Thanks for the heads up, I'll stay in the general tonight

Brazilians who post on imageboards are very mentally ill

>>212536274
something in Arabic

>>212537090
This would spread too many STDs. You could still fuck latinas but it would not be for procreation.

>>212537143
Hi Arabic I’m Dad

i want a doggy but im afraid i wouldnt be a good dog dad :(

>>212537125
Remember when the dollar was 1:1 with the american. Those were the days.

Batman wears a cape to hide his silhouette at night

>>212537144
Each latina after getting pumped gets sprayed down with sanitizer. it would be automated

>>212537164
I wish it was socially acceptable to wear capes.

>>212537166
Or just pump them when they're pregnant.
>>212537180
Frank Costanza's lawyer wears a cape

My uncle has schizophrenia and it’s really interesting but also incredibly sad. It’s just a really hard life dealing with the symptoms and trying to get the right medication and worrying about terrible side effects and interactions. Be thankful you don’t have a condition like that bros. It’s honestly heartbreaking.

>>212537056
i had a beyblade way back when

We gonna be ok
We gonna be ok
We gonna be ok
God's not finished

Nigger

actually getting tired of seeing black people in every commercial. there aren't that many black people out there, it's unrealistic.

>>212537203
He's a fictional character.

>watching commercials
lol

>>212537246
how often do Chinese and Indians appear?

skibidi rizzz toilet ohio no cap deadass fr fr on god

>>212537246
Jeets are showing up more and more. That Loblaws Rush commercial was 100% jeets, absolutely disgusting.

>>212537180

>>212536998
You lost dude

>>212537284
>>212537264

yeah they are throwing jeets into more stuff, IKEA commercials and banking too. i am literally the most populous demographic of my nation with the most disposable income of any group (straight white male) and they don't want my money i guess.

Are you a twink?

>>212537307
i wish

gn xistas

Nice tank top I guess. But I don't know Spanish. So we won't be able to communicate.

in mexican ads/commercials there's a lot of white people
and by white i mean they have pale skin

so angry i want to grind my teeth to powder. and it's not at anything worthwhile either! just a million little injustices. and i'm not a good person either, i mean injustices at ME! MY little trivial unfairnesses. i KNOW people are starving, i KNOW people are being killed for no reason. and i hate that! for God's sake, if the Lord could burn me alive and save all them, i'd take that! but unless i suddenly start smoking, i don't think that's on the docket. and i know it makes me such a shit, small, lousy ANT of a man to be so fed up with his self-concerns the way i am; but i am. i AM self-centered. i AM childish and whiny and small and easily-bothered. it's almost like the rap song, "I got ninety-nine problems-!" and they're all so fucking stupid you'd probably want to puke if you knew an adult man was suffering for even the first. oh God what's the use. feed those kids, Lord. but kill me first. whether that's the cost or not. bring the homeless to homes, and then drop a fat meteor on my head.

>>212537370
SUCK on this girls TITS.

not reading any of that

>>212537370
Where is she?

>>212536643
>but I still like them.
same anon same

>anon, why arent you returning my calls?

No. I don't agree. Maybe on separate fries, but not mixing with cheese curds and the gravy.

>>212537451
sorry, i hate the way my answering machine app works and i try to reply to everyone in order of when they contacted me, so no one feels ignored. which one was yours? just tell me what it said, it's been a long weekend.

>>212537425
I swiped right but I can't check back the profile now. She only knows Spanish, no English or French.

bros?

>>212537498
Are there many hispanics in Quebec?

MMMhhh Choco milk nipples

>>212537535
I rarely encountered them. But then again the only time I go outside it's to go wage slave.

>>212537518
back in 2017 my schnautzer started whining and scratching the doors like 5 minutes before the earthquake hit

>anon? You weren't answering my calls so I just came iver

Really bored

>>212537518
a water bison tipped them off

A Prayer for Betsy in Charlotte, North Carolina

Heavenly Father,
I lift up my big sister Betsy to You,
There in Charlotte, North Carolina
May Your presence be with her in every street she walks,
Every room she enters, and every moment of her day.

Surround her with Your peace and protection,
Strengthen her spirit in times of trial,
And let hope rise in her heart like the morning sun.

Guide her steps through the challenges she may face,
Bring good people into her life,
And fill her home with love, warmth, and safety.

Let her know she is never alone
That You walk beside her always,
And that she is deeply loved,
By You, and by those who hold her dear.

Amen.

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>>212537602
Big bison cock

This is a Sikh... If I'm Christian I'll probably get a knife in my back.

>>212537577
five nights in finland

>>212537602

>>212537609

>>212537577
>sits silently, hoping my initial jump didn't make any noise
>i can't check the peephole, she'll see me moving through the blinds
>please go away, please go away, please you have to have some day other than me get to it and go away

There should be a 6 piece Indian metal band called Six Sick Sikhs

>>212537685

>>212537577
Looks like an episode of Peep Show.

>>212537685
six chic* sikhs

New
>>212537731

>>212537685
They would get cancelled

>>212537735
early faggot

>>212537451
bitch you said you were on the pill i don't need this shit right now i'm sorry you'll just have to get an abortion

posting o algo

>>212537602
BISONED.com