Thread 212536351

Quirk chungus wife in your country?

>>212536351 (OP)
Reminder: Just because they're Japanese doesn't make them not quirk chunguses.

>>212536356
>A great friend
yup it was over before it began
and I actually meet men who tell me they want to be friends with their wife...makes me flinch to hear that

>>212536351 (OP)
Why are white people like this?

>>212536356
>I've always been gay
>Except I never knew
uh huh sure
>Evangelical Christian
Oh there's the real answer: she grew up in an overly-controlling communal cult, left it when she was an adult and has had hivemind-withdrawals ever since. But luckily LGBTQNXVM is also an overly-controlling communal cult, ready to provide her with the identity and freedom from doubt she craves.
Also she spelt "growth" as "groth"

>>212536798
No it's a sob story to make her childhood seem oppressed, if you grew up since the 80s Christian fundamentalism was basically a way to spook people into thinking a cult wants to dictate everything about your life. She probably just had her parents read her bible stories when she was little. There's next to no sense of 'community' for it to be called communal at all, people like the Amish are outliers and the days of pastors being the head of the village are long gone.

>>212536351 (OP)
I would 100% prefer to just be alone if my gf was like this

>>212536351 (OP)
a child or two would set them straight

>>212537073
>children being raised by children
Probably for the best that they don't have any kids.

>>212536798
You know, that makes a ton of sense. All that “summit” shit where she obsessively writes things down does sound cultish and Puritan as fuck. Newton famously kept a diary where he listed every one of his sins and 99% of them were “said the Lord’s name in vain on Wednesday afternoon” and “did something on Sabbath”

>>212536356
>turns out im a dyke!
>how did i know? was i constantly lusting after pussy, with nothing but tits, pussy, and women on my mind?
>no!
>the only clue i had was that i was deeply dissatisfied with my faggot, short husband!
>after a lot of soul searching, i came up with what was the only possible explanation... i'm a faggot!
>of course, unfortunately, this meant i had to divorce my cuckold failure of a husband. i felt a little bad about leading him on for five years but...
>now that i'm living on my own, i realize i don't miss him at all, i just feel a general loneliness that i'm sure the right, more masculine, guy will fill -- after i fuck around in my gay phase for a few years that is!

>>212536428
it's better if they're japanese
>tfw no japanese otaku gf

>>212536351 (OP)
do women really think their hr bullshit is real work? i thought they were aware it was just hole daycare which is why they made everyone miserable with teambuilding bullshit and destroying deadlines/productivity by breaking up teams or forcing untrained nwords or trannies into critical departments?

>>212537813
>do women think
no

>>212536351 (OP)
I am alone in my country

>>212536351 (OP)
Why do neither of these people know how to hold a pencil

>>212536428
Japanese girls invented being quirky chunguses

>>212536351 (OP)
shudder

this almost happened to me, i was early 20s, horny as hell, targeting nerdy girls

the only thing worse than a directionless woman seeking meaning is a 4chan user. the extremely predictable responses to a rage bait webm always piss me off way more than the webm in question. god what i would give to be put in charge of a program that lets me select people to abandon on a island somewhere cut off from the rest of us.

>>212538657
Even back then I knew not to get seriously involved and just have a good time (which I did). I also miss art hoes, god they were awesome.

>>212536351 (OP)
holy mother of timmy-san

>>212536351 (OP)
>>212536356
At least post the update wholesome chungus pizza

>>212539208
glad shes another miserable cat lady

>>212539208
>those glasses
>tattoos
>attention whoring for the camera
>lgbt shit
>cat
It’s like the thought of originality never enters women’s heads.

>>212539271
>he hasn't realized that we are all retarded pattern conforming shitters despite making literal youtube tier bog standard comments on fucking 4chan
seriously someone just put me in charge of a retard removal agency. i'm am BEGGING to be given the means to eliminate at least 80% of the human population, if not more.

>>212539298
settle down hole. take your ssri cocktail or something

>>212539298
Not men. This pattern shit just doesn’t happen. Like a “break up cut”. Can you name an equivalent that a man would stereotypically do in this situation? No, because men aren’t hiveminded animals.

>>212539208
Definitely nothing mentally ill or fake about recording multiple videos of yourself crying.

>>212536356
Good lord almighty

>>212539314
>hurr durr someone disparaged me on my basket weaving form they must be !
don't you have five cocks to stuff in your own mouth waiting on you? you don't have time to waste being retarded on the internet.

>>212539366
want me to tell you how i know this is your first week here?

>>212539328
>"bruh fuck women I don't need em i'm gonna hit the gym and buy a bunch of supplments and weight gear and focus on ME!"
>proceeds to become stereotypical manosphere influencer watching drone
that's probably the prime example but
>retard who can't hold down work in our shitty corporate world
>can't figure out why
>get's 4chan'd
>becomes schizo rant poster anytime someone mentions women
sound familiar? you're right out of a comic book man.

>>212539382
because you're a 2016 phone poster who thinks he's the shit when actually he's a giant fucking retard.

>>212539408
>immediately tries to make some shitty implication and make it personal
called it. Post tits.

btw the manosphere shit isn’t universal. Most guys don’t do this shit and just get another girlfriend. Or they get drunk. Or they go fishing with the lads. It really depends on the man. Something incomprehensible to a hole.

>>212539444
>nonono THAT pattern doesn't count!
>so you must be a woman!
absolutely incredible lack of self awareness, stunning even.

>>212536351 (OP)
That dude has absolutely zero personality and you can tell that he does nothing in his spare time besides play video games and watch streams. No wonder she left him and "went gay" - she'll be on another cock in a few years. Maybe a real man.

>>212539551
I wouldn't be surprised if she's bi now instead of just outright gay or straight, because she still needs to keep some of those special points to lord over people.

>>212539473
It’s not a pattern when it doesn’t exist. I don’t know any person irl who’s done what you’re describing. Try touching grass instead of browsing xitter all day.

>>212536351 (OP)
This isn't quirk chungus. This is draconian femae aspergers

>>212539791
this! you know she micromanages everything and that she has turned his life into living hell

>>212539208
>>212536351 (OP)
>>212536356
kek is this a parody or is this real, she's like a /pol/ shitpost made flesh

>>212539551
at least she's reasonably physically attractive, the guy probably thought he'd won the lottery, and overlooked the fact that there must be a reason nobody else had taken her

>>212539897
All too real. The op webm has been posted for a couple years at this point

>>212536356
>when the dick is so bad she turns into a dyke
Has happened to me. My first gf is "gay" these days

>>212540389
kek I literally knew a couple like that in my hs

>>212539551
Though lets be real most guys on here are the exact same with the only difference being that they're chuds

>>212540424
She's straight as shit man. I just know she's fucking misserable in that thing. I failed her bros

>>212540172
I've seen the OP webm many times but never seen the other crap, it's just too perfect

>>212540497
No woman is gay, everyone knows that. Even the lesbians. A woman's life is a performance. On the other hand, if a man is a zesty fruitcake with sugarplums up his ass, then you can see it from a mile away.

>>212536351 (OP)
whites are so fucking weird

Most of the american women ive talked to wanted to murder me

I'm sure this justifies some war somewhere

>>212536351 (OP)
>>212536356
> w*men
a shame for the guy really, hope he get out of this like a man

>>212539225
my exact thought, at what point will they realize they wasted their life and finallly kill themselves?
at some point they will realize they live alone with a cat and they cant procreate anymore...

I'll do anything for white pussy please

>>212537155
Lmao, good post Billy Bob

>>212540570
*women

>>212539208
>>212536351 (OP)
>>212536356
what about our "Sam"?
he gay, too?

atleast we can say he's the GOAT of cuck