Thread 212540581

mister poochy

>american edition
yall niggas aint like us

>>212540581 (OP)
My willy hurts from pumping too many fit birds

i have a sister and i'm an incel so no anon in the last thread you are incorrect

>>212540595
>>212540603
>>212540605
dreadful start lads

My arse hurts from thumping too many fit blokes

Sucking a coffee lads

>>212540595
blocking out this trvthnvke with my mental barrier

if anything having a sister makes you more likely to be an incel

>>212540615
The poster changed a baby and is still a nonce so thats him btfo twice

darkies really ruined louis vuitton's image
same for mercedes

>>212540637
why? they black pill you on women?

>>212540615
what do you want a medal for not raping your sister?

>>212540595
You're a foreigner too Bruce

>>212540653
gets you started early and you have to deal with all the people in your school shagging your sister
i don't know i, don't have a sister

On my way to Bristol for a work away day teehee

Sir Sister Shagger

just seen a line of dwarfs being marched

every brother secretly wants to shag his sister its why they get so jealous

>>212540678
So you are admitting that Aotearoa is Maori land? Very progressive of you

when the current Dali Lama dies the whole selection process will be exposed as ridiculous and noncey

>>212540707
dick

>>212540707
Cock

>>212540721
maybe the whole yin-yang of the cosmos will be shifted and something mad will happen

>>212540707
vegan cheesy-peno corn chips with chilli beans, fried onion and avocado (with a splash of lime)

>>212540707
poo

>>212540717
so, you want to shag your sis, eh?

>>212540707
Willard

>>212540720
I'm not talking about ethnicity, I'm talking about nationality. Kiwis are not Brits. Americans are also not Brits. Australians are also not Brits.

>>212540557
If I'm honest with you, no clue
All I know is me family did some background searching once and found our Crest/heritage
We're Irish and a long long time ago we were even minor nobility not that the title lasted into the current day
Sadly claiming Irish citizenship via heritage requires a full-blooded grandfather or whatnot but I would love to go live in Ireland for a year or two on a "heritage" visa if such a thing existed, would be nice to experience Ireland if nothing else

>>212540707
um

>>212540757
so you are once again admitting that Aotearoa is Maori land? Very progressive of you

'bergs are at work gonna use up all the hot water for a bath

sometimes get worried when I have sex dreams about family members. reckon that's something I shouldn't be doing.

>>212540707
Chicken nuggets

riddim has to be the worst genre edm ever concocted, actual garbage

>>212540761
so what's your surname then?

>>212540707
fizzy pop and drugs :)

>>212540786
Maori are kinda neat actually
Wish they'd Hakka me

bit mental how police in britin get you done for slagging off jews online but you can openly admit to being a pedo and presumably the police did not check in on him

going to eat some chocolate covered almonds but combine them with plain walnuts because the chocolate to nut ratio is too high and needs to be balanced out

>>212540818
Quintessentially British in my mind but shant be doxxing myself on an anonymous board as it's actually not particularly common (although it feels like it should be)

>>212540826
>patel
yikes, would never catch me renting from an immigrant

>>212540827
silly dance

>>212540826
Scrampoopulating

>>212540827
it's spelled 'haka' and yes maori are neat

The local Morrisons is always staffed exclusively by Indians. I always make a point of walking into the store, staring at the staff, and then leaving with an exasperated expression. Haven't bought anything from there in months.

Mad how I'm banned from owning nearly every other small mammal but guinea pigs are fine because they're so fucking useless they have zero potential as an invasive species

>>212540707
biscuit :3

>>212540855
You can put gerbils up your bum and let them run around inside your colon, or so I've heard.

>>212540855
... why are you looking for an invasive mammal?

imagine how much more remote new zealand felt before the internet

>>212540707
a guinea pig called guinea pig

>>212540826
>.67
Who the fuck does this
I have only ever seen rent in flat dollar amounts
$650, $1000, $1600, $1850, $2300, etc
I have NEVER seen rent charged as "$1892.27"

>>212540838
>it's actually not particularly common
then why are you concerned about being doxxed?

>>212540865
:>

>>212540761
yeah ill rephrase the question are you a hun or a taig

both my first and last names are anglicized latin
but my middle name is sanskrit
figure that one out

>>212540879
No gerbils for me, lad.
Banned.
https://www.qld.gov.au/families/government/pets/keeping-exotic-animals-as-pets-in-queensland

>>212540786
Read my post you dense cunt

>>212540707
porridge

the life plan? retire to rural thailand and open an internet cafe for local children (philanthropy)

Diego seething

>>212540908
as long as the union jack is on me flag im posting in brit with no apologies. Blame your faggot ancestors for getting too greedy about the world

Brits dont speak original english. You hear american words for something then you have to make up a new word so you dont sound like us.

>>212540907
Homophobic country!

>>212540923
um
Um
UM

>>212540906
hippie parents who gave you a gimmick sanskrit middle name, i'm guessing

>>212540896
I am one of about 3 people in Canada with this surname so you would with minimal effort identify exactly who I am
>>212540904
Taig I reckon but it doesn't mean much to me
would probably live in Belfast I would
That said I reckon all of Ireland should be free

walking about toes first

>>212540946
more or less

anything negative you read into that post is the result of your own sick mind, there is nothing untoward in what was said

walking about nose first

>>212540958
>votes to stay a part of the UK
>retards worldwide won't stop going on about how they're not free

>>212540975
shalom, i'd like to apply for a loan

>>212540932
Ignore him lad, no doubt a brownie seething that you were born more British than he'll ever be even if you never come within ten thousand miles of this island

screm

/brit/ for whites only

CONCERNING TREND
How do western adult men become infatuated with Kpop?

>>212540970
leave the kids alone

>>212540976
True but they also carbombed a bunch of you twats so I reckon they aren't quite right in the head

>>212540932
>>212541018
Kiwis aren't British, Aussies aren't British, simple as.

>>212541047
They're still subjects of the King

>>212541030
Yes..

>>212541047
'sheed

>>212541077
Good post this

if trump says there's no client list l trust him

Reckon Canadians are British though

>>212541091
Thank you.

>>212541034
going back 10+ years in /brit/ it wasn't uncommon for lads to post J-POP and the occasional K-POP youtube video in the thread

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and all that. Suelad would remember, he was there too. But he's gone now. Everyone has gone on to live their real lives in the real world, except me.

>>212541042
do yanks and canadians and aussies who love the concept of a free united ireland realise the irony that they are descendants of planters and colonists themselves

israel has gone mental

>>212541112
Would you Pamyu her Kyaryies?

reckon the borders should just stay the same as they were when i was born
none of this east timor, montenegro, south sudan nonsense

got a cheeky little brown man driving to my flat with my dinner. He better not eat my food

>>212541127
Lifeless.

>>212541126
Yanks completely utterly did you in
'Nucks didn't quite since they still have the King (God Save Him) but still pretty independent

>>212541127
pov: my toilet after a curry

>>212541127
isn't that some factory in turkey?

>>212541130
I didn't find her particularly hot, she wasn't my waifu or anything, but I did enjoy the catchy Pon Pon Pon song, much of which I can still remember to this day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3

I think of the bands that were posted at the time, I preferred a different Japanese band called Perfume:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmjIbn3lSos

all the nonce posts are from spaki btw

it appears I messed up the link to the Pon Pon Pon song so I will post it again now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

>>212541180
pbuh

I think I am good.

>>212541034
l got into it for a few weeks when l was very depressed and just wanted silly colourful dancing girls not singing in english

>>212541127
i would pull out a flat object and use it as a sort of air-surf-board to launch myself away

anglo saxon english

>>212541172
I think it was that warehouse in lebanon

>>212541189
I like this song the most from the album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8LsVH7-bw

its a good album

>>212541219
Rebel ???

>>212541127
Rasheed

>>212541034
adult men are only a small percentage of kpop fans. on the other hand vtuber fans are almost all 30-40 year old men.

>>212541232
Morning noncelad

Sure

I clap along to the song and put the tip of my fingers on my cheeks like a cutie

>>212541241
>vtuber fans are almost all 30-40 year old men.
he’s right
source: me

Am I white enough

>>212541224
yea think you're right
mad stuff

I've been to Japan
It's Alright

ring ring ring knock on my door

zuckerberg has gone MENTAL

>>212541127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Beirut_explosion

>>212541280
Read Hebrew Bible. No.

>>212541241
Not the lad you've replied to but I think a large part of why K-POP took off in South Korea is because porn is illegal there. So instead of wanking to normal porn the men are forced to get off to idols dancing about in skimpy outfits etc.

Which doesn't necessarily answer his question of why it became popular in the west, where we goyim are free to gorge ourselves on pornography. I guess it's just weebs, but who fantasise about Korea rather than Japan.

no lamb mince at sainsburys because... well... you know... The Woke™
plan for a shepherds pie right down the bloomin drain

I’ll be up posting the slags soon

ever take a screenshot and then accidently send it to the person you were chatting with. Every accidentally post pictures to your instagram story. ever accidentally share porn while gooning.

all things I am guilty of

No.

>>212541291
kek

british have two moods
>worschestor sauce
>brown sauce

right lads I'm away for a wank want me to pick you up any porn while I'm away?

Cool

wuster sure

>>212541346
yea anything vintage with hair on it, pls

Worcestershire Sauce

>>212541329
it's spelled worcestershire by the way

Name.

>>212541356
Worcestershire
Dorcester
Newcastle Upon Tyne

Kent

>>212541291
Howling at this m8

Gloucester sauce

you ever think how some farts would be worse to do in company than others, like some would be more embarassing and some less?

like you get farts that are pretty much clean air, sound only. But then you've got the farts that come out when you're desperate for a shit and it's right there, and somehow they convey this in their smell. Like if you did one of those farts in someone's presence they'd know you needed a poo and had been putting it off. That would be the worst surely.

dipping my chips into a ramekin of worcestershire sauce

Good post this.

>Due to legal requirements we'll have to verify your age before you can see the goods! Verification is fast and discreet with Yoti!
That's the third site out of a few I use for porn now blocking with this message, I think it's finally time to get a vpn

>>212541381
I love people born in kent in the 1950's

Derby sauce on me bangers

>>212541397
Grim freak

Yeah...

Got the tea brewing don't I?
Today's mission is to head down the town and buy some discs for my angle grinder

>>212541430
Nah.

leicestershire sauce

>>212541397
And then you get some farts that would get you shunned in the company of others and are by all means quite vile, yet to you it's quite pleasant to sniff them.

>>212541425
It's funny
The Brits here will say Kent is awful and yet all the Johnny Foreigners love Kent

>>212541398
it's ramequin, you little shit

Imagine being born in 2025.

>>212541439
Alright.

dads from Hereford. mums from Dublin.

>>212541457
Well then.

>>212541448
Yeah because that's who you should listen to someone who doesn't even live in the country they're talking about

>>212541458
She did be Dublin over for Dadberg haha!

>>212541469
Pure French then

oriental fannies usually don't have beef flaps. i'm not sure if it's a genetic thing.

>>212541449
Not the one I'm using for my chips.

>>212541458
r u cute

Stop replying to the bot it only encourages it

>>212541472
You don't live in Kent either so why the fuck should I care what you think

I need to learn how to say no I just had Jehovah witnesses at my door for ages it took me like 5 minutes before I said sorry no and closed the door

>>212541490
cute as a button me. Ass that claps when i walk and legs that dont quit

>>212541494
I do live in Kent actually been a proud Kunt all my life

Who knows ???

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/283082988_White_'men'_and_their_Chinese_'boys'_Sexuality_Masculinity_and_Colonial_Power_in_Singapore_and_Darwin_1880s-1930s
corr

praise jah

>>212541497
i always say "who do i look like, jehovah's jury?" and start laughing and they go away

>>212541508
G*d bless you

>>212541497
Remember once when I was younger dadberg answered the door to them and just laughed and then closed it
Felt overly cruel to be honest but you could always try that

>>212541487
i accept it

~_~

we are a data point

Can’t wait to knock out half of you vile runts in the middle of the Monty Pyke

kent? more like bent lmao

>>212541546
ill eat your arse in the monty pyke toilets

>>212541523
Reckon society would be better if we still did this today
t. White man living in a country with a lot of saucy Chinese boys who should be my concubines

Agree, sir.

>>212541497
when they last knocked on mine it was some old gimp and a proper fit woman I think they just bring her along so people don’t close the door instantly.

>>212541497
only ever open my door if I know there's a parcel being delivered that day

if it's important they'll send a letter

>>212541419
maybe you could try not being a pathetic porn-addicted incel freak

>>212541551
that's superman done haha

>>212541541
strawberry cherry limeade

sometimes less is indeed more

>>212541559
Police? What if someone else in your house ordered something?

You too, sir.

theres something to be said about the fact that arses are for pooing and farting but also sexo

>pre-modern england
imagine the archery lads

The Jehovahs Witnesses here like to congregate at bus or tram stops offering free bible classes, and often their signage and adverts are entirely in English or Ukrainian.

Save it

>>212541573
How much does that cost a month compared to a vpn?

Morning

.. ..

yes Teddy !! we are All going
to Alton Towers Tomorrow !!

.. ..

we will Help Gary Eats and Rate My Takeaway Danny Review the Food there !!

hello Freinds I can not Slepe I Am Sacred For Nemesis
And Otehr
rides ..

.. ..

tanhks Teddy lol yuo Helped Wtih
My Nerves

Dean Windass more like Dean... uh

>>212541607
Ai as fuck
Zoom in on her camera it isn’t even a circle lol

>>212541607
>divorced
>1 child
>not working
corr what a catch

Rebel knock off this skirt

>>212541630
That's motion blur

>>212541607
having a practising muslim gf/wife would be well weird. im surprised they're even ok with a non-muslim partner

I've tried really hard to stop looking at porn but I can't do it

>>212541607
Swear every one of these pics the girl has a iPhone 7 or 8

You know I wouldn't try neither he would desu, sorry?

>>212541615
I hope there are no mishaps at Alton Towers..!

>>212541615
Sitcom of 2025

it's a fundamental difference of land and history
you are old world and we are not

I like pretty girls

>>212541647
She ain’t moving lol

>>212541662
How about this?

>>212541683
Thank you.

>>212541685
Is she not, humourlessmong?

>>212541683
"it was murder in there"

>>212541685
slefcraminhgh

>>212541694
Isn’t humour supposed to be funny

Knock knocker sigh

just done my pull-ups 10x5

>>212541686
corr reminds me of this catfish who tried to get me to go to paisley to jizz on her feet

/>>212541419
/gif/ is a mere click away

>>212541686
Better phone than Rorke

>>212541686
I think you should keep spamming these over and over in every single thread until you trick yourself into thinking they are your actual wives
Could already be there actually

what about niggerbocker glory and its made of bananas

There is a bloody fucking reason you are not the whore in this picture you filthy earth fight universe on my me.

>>212541607
>divorced
trust me from experience as someone who has had to prevent an honour killing, do not under any circumstances get involved

>>212541726
not sure how you could ever have believed such a bird would live in paisley

have you ever been to Paisley? It's a shitehole.

Thoughts on brown women, lads?

>>212541769
Fucker life ruiner.

>>212541765
yeah that's why i didn't go or entertain the thought but saved the picture anyway

>>212541769
don't care

thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q_ZzBGPdqE

You are as a whore as you could be you fucker !

>>212541769
her paki voice was quite hot

I mean if you want to quit porn you need to quit the whole internet really

LETS GOOOO

>>212541733
Seething sheed

>>212541815
Why do that when Ofcom will block the porn for you with absolutely no workarounds at all.

Aryan..

don't like the way korea has been exploited throughout history

>>212541816
Lad… got this yesterday

>>212541816
Feel bad for people who fall for this

Thanks..

>>212541759
I could take on 100 pakis

imagine joining the army then getting shot to death two years later in a failed attempt of the US to implement its/israels foreign policy. What a waste.

>>212541833
the japs made them into sex slaves

>>212541872
I know how it ends then.

>>212541816
nice of them to include an upper bound of £1k/day earnings in the offchance there are people who fall into the category of gullible enough to believe the spiel yet for whom £500/day isn't enough to bother engaging with the scam

>>212541759
>from experience as someone who has had to prevent an honour killing
Right need a story on that.

I will be honest fuck you.

Seems that genocide can be put on trial....

>>212541869
if a paki came at you, would you beat him off?

>>212541919
FOY

I want hom blacked..

>>212541919
Yeah, did it here >>212541817

>>212541919
yes but no more than that

Give me a fucking life. Give me a fucking life.

nobody gets heemed anymore

>>212541960
Got this on the wall in the incel command centre

Gorilla exists, chief.

>>212541977
Thanks.

Used my crimpit for the first time last night.
It was kind of weird having burritos in the shape of a pasty but worked surprisingly well

>>212541973
Used to be every weekend you'd have a random innocent getting their cerebellum atomised by a high street pavement

>>212541973
what does heemed mean

>>212542023
Sydney?

Sex with British boys born in 2007

unpaint me
I don't want this life

Going to try and hang a door later on. I need to remove some material from the top and bottom though as the frame and door aren't perfectly square

Dire thread only saved by my pengali slag posting

Live life you know very well. Very fucking well. More than you know your wife blood blod blood wasser.

>>212542020
Tell your mates. Not us.

>>212542089
Hope that through a series of bizarre convolutions you end up hanging yourself instead

>>212542101
Post some more brides lad

Fucker !!!

Rorke wins this one..

Got Wimbeldon tomorrow haha hit the ball yesssssss

Grab the hair and smell the hairy vagina

>>212542124
Don't have any mates.
Thought this dire thread could use some more posts

>>212542151
imagining this was posted by a player and laughing to myself x

>>212542145
Where's captain corbychov

>>212542129
I've been done.

I love you

There’s one lad here right now in his early 40s. His life hasn’t moved on in decades.

That's the porn age verification sorted then

i was rubbish at tennis at school. i'd hit the ball it would just go straight up in the air.

Think I’ll wait for the new for my bullshit posts

You too

>>212542151
Never got the appeal of watching the tennis.
Terribly boring sport.

Turns out Maya Jama is racist what a shame

>>212542285
What news is there from the other provinces?

>>212542241
blog on

>>212542255
Absolute legend lad

>>212542255
How the hell do you do this I thought it was a live pic only

>>212542286
basically what it is, is that my dad enjoys it and i like spending time with him

>>212542301
Wasn’t talking about you deegz

>>212542301
lmfao done him. Kicked sand right in his stupid incel face.

The early new as it were
>>212542343
>>212542343
>>212542343

I'm a little twink with a tight arse and youthful gaze

Oh no he’s angry now

>>212542310
Used OBS virtual webcam and use a picture as source

>>212542301
Bodied

>the war to end all wars was over 100 years ago
lets that sink in... no really, think about this yeah?

>>212540707
human flesh