legs edition

>>212542343 (OP)
grotty little incel lad cant wait to post his new

pengali sub-edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOX7nObaZbA

/brit/ stands with Ukraine

>>212542379
Forgetting to use the name field again, are we?

Macron about to land in England ! We love France !

I am young and based and you are middle aged and cringe.

There's a vile drink shit brewing, topped with jalapenos

doesn’t that count as fraud?

>>212542460
Feed it to the based zoomer
He'll latch directly on your arse hole don't worry about aiming

>>212542469
good morning heathermong you deranged lunatic

>>212542485
l'm not him l'm a different deranged lunatic

Reckon it was for the best that England lost the 100 Years War. We absolutely fucked them for a hundred years, forged our own new Anglo-French cultural identity, and if we had won we would have inevitably become the junior partner in the same way Scotland is our junior partner. We lost in the best way possible, really.

hate fruit flies

>>212542481
Too late it's flown out my arse accompanied by much offgassing.
I reckon if I had let it loose at the right angle it could have travelled about a metre

New 'asha

>>212542545
grotty little incel

Feeling very Frasierpilled this morning

Get in.

Yeah, I'm out the way, yeah, I'm low, okay
Yeah, the island right here's remote, okay
I ain't thinkin' about no reaper
Nigga, I'm reapin' what I sow, okay

>>212542575
Remember how bad Australian Internet speeds used to be?

>>212542558
Muslim men only, and 6ft2 minimum.
So she's never getting married then.

>>212542558
>requires practicising muslim
>flaunts her arse crack

mental

>>212542456
Au fait, j'représente toujours Toulouse

>>212542558
Better idea: she gets passed around like a piece of meat by blonde Aryan polytheists who look like Dolph Lundgren

>>212542610
>flaunts her arse crack
No she hasn't you incel mong

>>212542609
One of my mates is a big 6'2" arab lad
but there's no chance he'd go out with someone who dresses like that...

Tuesday Morn
You know what that means

fuck right off you stupid fucking ugly bastard cunt no one likes you fuck right fucking off

>Former Conservative cabinet minister David Jones has joined Reform UK
Porkey Rorkey just keeps on winning!

>>212542406
timmy's crush

so where do you lot work then?

>>212542654
Meltie

david jones the department store?

>>212542654
any more extracts from your diary, boring cunt?

>>212542670
your mum's house

>>212542621
This except I'm not blond

>>212542670
well they say finding a job is a job itself so you can consider me a full time searcher of employment

work at a buffet me and some kid came along and only ate eggs the whole time he was there. put down 12 eggs and this little tyke took them all. he was very polite about it though. he didn't take anything else, just eggs. in total I estimate that he probably had around 20 eggs.

>>212542688
>blond
FOY

>>212542697
bond is for men
blonde is for women

>>212542670
in my smelly bedroom

>>212542695
You ever think about getting a real job?

Are you lot always this fucking dumb?

>>212542558
ah yes if i cover my head allah won't think i look like a total whore with my arse crack and funny bulge on show

>>212542643
Haha, says not focused on past situations too so I'm assuming she has some hidden past as well.
The brass neck on some of these women I tell you

>>212542718
*drools out my open mouth while looking at you uncomprehendingly*

any good documentaries about the falklands war de lads?

>zone 1 apartment w/ my gf
>morning sun lighting up the room through floor to ceiling windows
>vintage Oberlin College crewneck
>calvin klein loungewear shorts
>first class degree from russell group university
>gf watching twitch on the desktop
>breakfast sandwiches from a local joint
>SOTD: Creed Virgin Island Water
my morning thus far, who's got me beat?

>>212542727
she says not to be jealous of the attention she gets at work
omds

>Not focused on past situations
It's bizarre that some women to tell you they've shagged 50 men in their 20's but not enough to say they actually did it

>>212542343 (OP)
dirty old retard edition more like

where do you chaps get your matcha tea?
Shan't be giving Starbucks 8 quid every time I need my matcha fix.
But the supermarkets don't do it as well. :/

>>212542695
Kek.
He will be the future "you will eat all the eggs", "why are you doing this" lad

>>212542767
That's a poof's drink you're a poof for drinking it you massive poof

>>212542742
Ask your smelly alky idol. You're not busy.

>>212542767
Bird and Blend

>>212542749
>zone 2 house with mum and dadberg
>I too have access to the sun
>1st class stem degree from RG (a masters actually)
>no gf because I live with my parents at 28
>toiling for toilberg

raping my arse with another arse

>>212542717
Yeah, it's a student job. Will be working a better, more prestigious job come September. I like working minimum wage though, I find it fun and engaging.

>>212542778
Was sniggering to myself at the time because I kept on thinking about this. That and the "SIX PUSSYCLART EGGS?" video.

>>212542682
Done him

avatar use from the incel spammer

>>212542757
want to try this post again in english?

>>212542781
Matcha is the white man's drink. YOU are brown.

blond is an adjective and blonde is a noun

>>212542749
>zone 1 flat with uni friend
>first class degree from oxbridge
>at toil
>no gf

>>212542809
Sounds like you're announcing a report to me

>>212542740
you lot getting coated off something proper lmfaoooo
you'll say nothing because you're cowards

>>212542817
Nah bit too embarrassed now that I've seen what I typed out

>>212542806
Get to take any eggs home with you at the end of your shift?

>>212542749
>>212542797
>>212542817
You lot living in a sci-fi world? The fuck are talking about zones for

>>212542833
did my bit

>>212542749
>own flat in preston
>sat in spare room/office with a small window looking out into an alley
>F&F t-shirt I slept in
>10+ years old nike joggers unwashed for a week
>2:2 in history from sheffield hallam university
>toiling from home with a podcast on
>haven't eaten yet but got both a coffee and a niccy pouch on the go

>Indian Family Of 4, On Vacation In US, Burns To Death In Car Crash

>>212542695
did this first time at a chinese buffet i didnt have much experience with chinese food at the time so just loaded up the whole plate with nothing but chow mein and hated every minute

>SOTD

>>212542872
vpn off

londoncattle apes live in 'zones' LOL

>>212542797
>>212542829
>>212542876
what's your scent of the day though?

Heard based beavs are being reintroduced in Britain. Congrats fellow beav naysh

Yeah me personally I'm living in Zone 34/AB-7

SOTD: sweaty testicle musk

>>212542902
Vetiver de Guerlain, 3 sprays

god i fucking hate picky eaters yes it doesn't affect me in anyway but i actually despise every single one of them

>>212542902
I would describe my scent as a bit stale. not BO or pooey but if you smelled me you'd definitely think that lad hasn't washed

200kg squat coming soon, keeping you all updates

Every Single Warhammer 40k (WH40k) Faction Re-Explained | Part 1

Pranked my brother with a fake scratch card once and he cried when I told him and didn’t talk to me for 2 weeks

>>212542902
obviously dior sauvage

>>212542930
wifebergs sister came round for dinner once and she sat there picking little bits of onions out her pasta sauce and making a pile on the table next to her plate
never invited her for dinner again

200kg poo coming soon, keeping you all updates

>>212542876
tis grim up north
tis grim indeed
went to burton once and wanted to neck myself

>>212542980
'ki

>>212542982
You made a vile meal and are still seething about it to this day

>obviously dior sauvage

investigate 9/11

>>212542982
howling, was she a child?

>>212542984
your mum coming round paki lad?

https://www.infowars.com/posts/london-is-the-testing-lab-for-big-brother-mass-facial-scanning-tech
https://www.infowars.com/posts/london-is-the-testing-lab-for-big-brother-mass-facial-scanning-tech
https://www.infowars.com/posts/london-is-the-testing-lab-for-big-brother-mass-facial-scanning-tech

>>212543003
>>212543007
when did my cologne become ethnic'd?
what's a white man approved aftershave?

>>212543005
naa i'm a great cook i make the best pomodoro sauce you'll ever taste
>>212543011
she does literally get food all over her face it's disgusting

Off to the astral plane

Not a picky eater but I eat my food in sections. Veg first, then the meat, finish with the chips/potatoes. If it's a spicy dish then I eat all the chillies out of it first.

>>212542982
kek
brother is like this
any sort of fruit or vegetable and he reacts like it's rat poison
he's 24 ffs

https://www.infowars.com/show/

>>212543055
amazing does your poo come out in stripey sections?

>>212543063
sounds low class

>>212543067
would rather not thanks

>>212543034
not sure when exactly. I used to wear sauvage too but noticed one day every ethnic I walked past was wearing it so I binned that shit. for me it's creed green irish tweed while it's warmer and tom ford oud wood or yves saint laurent ou absolu when it gets colder

>>212543077
Layered like a GAME Christmas Tinner

>>212543087
Bleu de Chanel will do you right

>>212543055
same I hate veg so always force that down first to get it out of the way. don't care how you spice it or dress it up veg is horrible and I can't see that changing as a 35 year old man

To be honest onions are awful and you're just rude if you invite someone round for dinner and don't ask them what they like and don't like ahead of time

>>212543087
>>212543096
you utter fannies

>>212542742
just watch Zulu and pretend it's hordes of Argies, basically the same

male
soldier
everytime
always

Jobcentre today. My bollocks will be on the chopping board

>>212543096
jesus CHRIST

>>212543096
yeah I like that too tbf

>>212542857
no. all has to go in the bin, I'm afraid.

Has anyone else noticed that the Gherkin sort of looks like a big penis

>>212543128
The EDP is just as good

>the war to end all wars was over 100 years ago
lets that sink in... no, really

>>212543153
absurd. should be illegal

>>212543101
Yeah can't be doing that "bit of everything on the fork" shit. Get the peas off my place ASAP so I can enjoy the good stuff.

>>212543053
boggles the mind that sometimes fit women off themselves. goes to show that happiness is all in the mind, init?

>>212543087
>but noticed one day every ethnic I walked past was wearing it
This is why i won't wear anything that has a heavy ambroxan note

I'm sorry, only ethnic men wear perfume

>>212543184
rorke insisting on smelling terrible because it's trad

>>212543153
Never understood why places do this

>>212543184
shut up rorke you stink of BO

>>212543113
disliking something as plain as onions is something a toddler would do, not an adult
no normal dinner party is going to begin with the host saying "um does anyone not like onions??"

>>212543184
this is very true

>>212543113
You're just a fussy cunt mate go and sit on the kids table and eat your semolina now

Would you have been a mod or a rocker?

>>212543194
So the evil staff don't intentionally prepare too much food to take it home and eat for free.

me discovering rorke

>>212543210
>>212543215
Nah just rude to be honest not to check for someones preferences but then again that's something an adult would do so not surprised you wouldn't think of it

100 replies for ethnic men wearing perfume
0 replies for ponderments upon the first world war and the hopefulness of our great grandfathers for whom we foresake

Rorke wearing Only The Brave
Leftypol wearing Le Male

agree?

Playing TW Shogun 2 in my dressing gown not because I'm lazy but because it's roleplaying

>>212543252
I agree you're a headcase if you care about any kind of "race pairing" and need to spend less time wanking and more time getting a clue

why isn't mexican food more popular in shitain

have a toil colleague who can best be described as a deano manwhore that spends a significant amount of his monthly paycheck on expensive aftershave which he openly refers to as "perfume" and claims it's essential to attract women
meanwhile I just spray on some Rightguard and call it a day

>>212543244
make a better post next time mate

workmen outside screaming "OO OO A A A"

>>212543252
B means brown

>>212543263
What clan?

>>212543252
Irish diaspora redditor

posting on /brit/ to quiet the voices in my head

>>212543277
Pretty sure it is mate, maybe you need to get out more?

>>212543277
i like it

Hate perfume, me
Basic deodorant to prevent body odour and that's it

>>212543194
Unironically, this >>212543230. Also because if you distribute it to the homeless the building will basically just become a soup-kitchen, which is very unappealing to customers

should be working but smoking weed and watching cat memes instead

>>212543217
rockers were cringe smelly yankified homos

>>212543290
Date, sweeping through Japan from up north

indian/pakistani/bengalis in my area wear aftershave but don't bother with deodorant

the resulting aroma is.....fascinating

https://www.tiktok.com/@tashamarriages/photo/7524492657586883862

If it's not cooked well/doesn't taste good I'm not eating it. Fuck off.

>>212543217
both seem cringe

ethnic men wearing perfume also pooing and wanking

>>212543263
>slices your belly open and chops off your head

>>212543309
Based. That's all you need

>>212543321
you the lad who said last night you're giving it up? if so then I'm gonna poo on your face

Reckon the lads who are seething about wearing fragrances are the same freaks who gag at the sight of a bit of broccoli

regret picking the hardest difficulty for witcher 2 cause now I'm stuck and can't progress

im too poor to afford designer fragrances that cost over a hundred quid
im more of a 50 quid fragrance man.

>>212543330
white girls don't seem to mind

>>212543350
nah not him

>>212543278
Does he watch Love Island?

>>212543366
Go to Notino you can get £100+ frags on the cheap

>>212543330
the white -7s in Rochdale don't seem to mind

>>212543366
reckon past £50 the actual smell doesn't get any better, just paying for prestige

>>212543362
isn't it permadeath on that difficulty?

>In 1995, as the site [of the Gherkin] was being cleared for new construction, an archeological investigation discovered the remains of a young girl estimated to be 1,600 years old, when the City of London was the Roman settlement of Londinium.

>Rather than have her languish in a dusty storeroom, the developers of the Gherkin requested that she be reburied on site, and there was a service at St. Botolphs Church in Aldgate. A procession through the city streets followed, and a celebration with musicians approximating ancient Roman tunes. The Lord Mayoress of the City of London was there to spread rose petals on the gravesite, marked with a marble slab decorated with a laurel wreath.

>There was a dedication of a simple memorial set into the marble benches along Bury Street. The inscription reads, in both English and Latin: “To the spirits of the dead / the unknown young girl / from Roman London / lies buried here.”

>She was a teenager at the time she died, somewhere between 13 and 17 years old. There is no way to know who she was—whether she was Roman, a Briton, or someone from the empire's fringes. But every day the workers in London’s financial district rush and hustle past one of the city’s earliest inhabitants, memorialized by some of the city’s latest.

Couldn't tell you why, but reading that made me very emotional.

Fragrances are a scam
No woman is going to become attracted to you because of your perfume

mental how I set choose the conversation for the thread daily. yesterday I set you all off about PIP. today it's perfume. I wonder what I'll have you talking about tomorrow.

>>212543346
not on that, mate

rorke reading the thread and subsequently dousing himself in lynx africa

Ethnics love talking about fragrances

>>212543366
just find some lavender plants, some sage, some thyme, leafs from a lemon tree, and a coleonema plant

mix it all together, add water, rub it on your neck and your glands. This is what I do and I smell great costs a whopping 0p

>>212543386
any suggestions of good smells around that price point?

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>212543390
>Couldn't tell you why, but reading that made me very emotional.
probably because you're a humongous pussy

>>212543414
Because they're simple minded and think it will help their "game"

Just had to piss out the window because dad has his mates around and they're fucking already drunk at 830pm on a week night
I'd have to walk through the loungeroom to go to the toilet and I know they'll make snarky comments as I pass through, so avoid it when i can
Used to have to do it more often but had to cut back as the patch of grass under my window has started dying/developing a pissy lingering smell

>>212543376
loves it
he also shaves his legs because apparently girls prefer it
he's basically a slave to the pussy but he also gets way more of it than me so I can't be too hard on him

>>212543437
beta australian pisser vs the chad kiwi pisser

>>212543423
Oh my days, they're so much smarter and BOLDER than us

>>212543419
Encre Noire and flankers
Lalique Pour Homme
Boucheron Pour Homme
Guerlain range
You can get them all for cheap on Notino

He said, "Hey, sister, it's really, really nice to meet ya"
I just met this 5-foot-7 guy who's just my type
Like the way he's speakin', his confidence is peakin'
Don't like his baggy jeans but I might like what's underneath them

>>212543406
They discontinued it so it counts as a vintage collectors item now

tried to wax me back, hurt too much and left a patch in the middle. I hope nobody notices

>>212543456
nice one thanks

>>212543388
OK fine it's not the hardest, it's the second hardest difficulty but they're both identical except for the retarded permadeath

>>212543423
>>212543473
bore off

words to live buy, lads. words to live buy.

>>212543473
A rabbit came to the school and said all that, did it?

>>212543501
prefer to spitefully tear others down me

it is silly how in our accents the words dune and june sound identical

>>212543511
alright eliza doolittle

Me on the left

So it's anti-jewish to hate single parent households? What is this lad on about

>>212543511
no they don't

any /vileslug/ man in?

>>212543439
Just sounds like your run of the mill Deano retard shagging fake tanned up white teeth oompa loompas

The 'esco 'der

Off out to the bollock museum today

>chewsday

>>212543538
fuck off

>>212543529
No it isn't that's twitch steamer Hans Eli Sebastian Fors also known as Forsen

>>212543553
Americans say twos-day

>>212543547
runt

>>212543544
kek this is me

I have autism

Americans pronounce bottle of water as boddle of wader

when in Rome, poo as the Romans poo

>>212543547
those no caffeine cans are pricy
you can get a 24 pack of caffeinated p-max from Tesco for about 8 quid and here sans clubcard you'd be paying more for a third of that amount for their decaffeinated counterparts

mental

>Just sounds like your run of the mill Deano retard shagging fake tanned up white teeth oompa loompas

>>212542343 (OP)

in my accent the words bath and barf sound the same

>>212543544
more of a wretched little urchin myself

They want to get into the Gherkin nightclub "S-Curved"

When I was in school I banged the leader of the school football team and also won the school fancy dress party

>>212543501
what if they are my rival

oh bones
you are so sus

>>212543579
Gonna make my own pizzas lad

tomorra

Feeling fucking amazing today after being in a depression pit for ages, reckon the manic part is coming back

Need another Covid lockdown it's not right that I have to go into the office two days a week

ardbeg 10 on sale for prime members at it's lowest price ever ffs be rude not too really lads

why did the british make a giant glass pickle. You used to make cool cathedrals... is this progess?

what bbcs see before evicerating another white girl's hymen

staring into the face of rejection

>depression

>>212543618
alri eliza doolittle

>>212543605
Yeah I don't respond well to caffiene after 12. Cans have way too much caffeine in my opinion. For 'taste' except the non caffeine cans taste identical. Scummy addictive caffeine for people to buy more.

The Gherkin signed up a new recruit

learnt my ancestors were either puritans or quakers what does that mean

Going to change the oil and filters on my car today with Dadberg
Should be a riot

Feeling incredible, must be how drugs feel

I have diagnosed autism
I would recommend others to go for a diagnosis too
really helps you understand your place in society

Just shagged me braphog wife, ama

>>212543680
Post WW2 we collectively decided that all our buildings have to be ugly and last only 50 years before being torn down and replaced with something even uglier

>>212543710
good lad I'm a coke man myself but buy the coke zero, zero caffeine ones

Defloration Saturdays at the Gherkin

>>212543725
I have bipolar and that's like being on drugs sometimes without the bad parts. RUins your life but it can be fun

I've seen enough

>>212543733
why do you lie in the british general on 4chan.org/int/

>>212543735
bit of a mental thing to do if i may be honest

Launching a political party called It's The Jews

>>212543724
>with Dadberg
lucky bastard

Inexperienced young dolls on a Saturday morning

hey, little girl
where will you hide
who can you run to now
hey, little girl
where will you go
who can you turn to now

>>212543738
I love coke but I have coke zero and diet and normal coke is too much sugar to drink daily for me. No caffeine from cans is best. Because it's not natural caffeine either it's really strong and makes you jitter even if it's 30mg. Cup of coffee isn't the same as a cola in my opinion cola caffeine wrecks me.

>>212543758
can i join

You know lads I hate to say it because it's his personal life and we shouldn't get involved but I'm beginning to think that the Gherkin lad might not be all that mentally well

>>212543759
where is papa

>>212543803
in an urn

>>212543786
What size hats do you wear?

>>212543787
Severe ADHD and quite a lot of autism. Serious mentally ill lads would be be so consistent and they would go spaz out or get super depressed for a few weeks. This spaz is constant, so ADHD.

>>212543547
grimberg just go costco oh my days

>>212543819
same

>>212543787
Quentin is the biggest shagger on /brit/ mate, he has a 10/10 girlfriend he shags, and I quote, “regularly”

A visual representation of what he did to Katy

bit mental how the AI poster comes here of all places to race bait when nobody gives a shit and he would actually get replies on pol

>When you feel Katy's hymen band snap

>>212543833
'tis a sad thing

when mickey mouse joined the cronemverse I knew we were dealing with a special talent

>>212543839
katy girl got that -2 bum
how it lookin' so young?
how the cronem so hung?
filled with small boat cum

Going to drunk drive

wish i had a gimmick

>>212543909
Had a gimmick that last two threads and still think about it to this day

>>212543909
i'll sell you some of my old ones
here's a classic I ressurected, sheldon

Being accosted by the Nigerian NHSS death squads and stuffed into the suicide death pod.

a real from hinge made sexual advances on me and I blocked her because I know I would only disappoint her

do you get to the cloud district very often?
what am I saying, of course you don't

>>212543839
the gherkin's got mickey mouse
"welcome to the club house"
dirty mouse running a whore house
dirty mouse coming 'round your house

Ripping all my old audio discs to CD quality wma files

might start drinking heavily at around 3pm

just been sissified

i'm not racist, but i hate kikes and niggers and chinks

Mental how I've toiled away for years in the gym for nothing when deano and rasheed get on testosterone and train for two years, once or twice a week, and make more progress and are bigger than I'd be after ten years

>>212544065
yeah but you still have the biggest dick, king

>>212544065
you're probably a frail pathetic runt afraid to eat food

>>212544099
Alri fatmong

im fag

Any of you niggas from the Gherkin that wanna bring it, bring it
But we ain't singin', we bringin' drama
Fuck you and yo' motherfuckin' mama
We gon' kill all you motherfuckers
Now, when I came out, I told you it was just about Rorke
Then everybody had to open they mouth with a motherfuckin' opinion
Well, this is how we gon' do this
Fuck leftypol, fuck Rorke
Fuck the cronem as a staff, gentleman's club, and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you wanna be down with deano, then fuck you too
katy girl, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life riders, London Eye, 'til we die
Out here in London, nigga, we warned ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob

>>212544099
I've been cutting hard and I'm around 80kg so yeah, fell for the bodyweight ratios meme

>>212544122
the london eye crew have beef with the cronem
fuck mickey mouse too

>>212544132
yeh well thats why you're not seeing any gains you pillock

eat big = get big
burn more calories than you consume
^ that is literally the only information you need about dieting and lifting. forget all the rest

>>212544169
calm down

>>212544169
fatmong rage

I've had just about enough of /brit/

>>212544169
I used to do this but it just made me tired, I squat over 2x bodyweight already though and maintained it as I stopped being such a deluded fat fuck

Thread slowed right down
Saving your posts for the new thread are you?

>>212540581
>>212540581
>>212540581

>>212544169
You are right. I gained the most muscle when I still had a decent amount of body fat for my muscles to consume. My gains have slowed down since I lost the weight

Real new
>>212544269
>>212544269
>>212544269

>>212542647
Looks ghastly