Here's your brand new Russian wife bro! I hope you enjoy her trying to kill you to cash in on your life insurance policy on the daily!

russian black widows

>>212543875 (OP)
Just don't go to war

>>212544103
isn't military service Mandatory in Russia? Anyway Let's not remedy the symptoms but first understand the cause, why are they such snakes?

>>212544165
Conscripts don't go to war.

>>212544173
What in the state sponsored mental gymnastics

>>212544192
What? I'm not even a patriot, I'm Siberian regionalist.

>>212544203
That's so hot, bruh! Say vlad Vlado Vladimir vladomirovich, have you got any hot female family members you can hook me up with? I always wanted an illiterate Siberian village girl to try and tame and civilize! I'll teach her all about olive oil and the glorious siesta culture.

>>212543875 (OP)

What's the huge fortune? A sack of potatoes?

>>212544308
Even more laughable, Fucking chips! Unironically! This never fails to crack me up and will never get old.

>>212544409
Fake.

>>212543875 (OP)
Might be fun, but more relevantly who is paying you to spam this same thread over and over, and why?

>>212544469
Go to desu archive and see how many times I've posted this thread if it's exactly once then you owe me your anal virginity. Grab a bottle of lube on your way back.

>>212544502
I saw this exact same image as an OP earlier today you dumb animal, you're not getting away with this

>>212544717
Yeah, yeah, Quit your whining and spread them.

>>212544266
I can hook my cock in your mouth

>>212545451
My cock is longer, you'll get impaled by mine midway, resistance is futile.

>>212543875 (OP)
>huge fortune
so like $50 USD?

>>212544203
Very based

>>212545724
What nomenclature do St. Petersburgers go under?

>>212545763
Muscovite to Siberians means European Russians

>>212544440
It's been rebunked

>>212545776
Idgi