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Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544269 [Report] >>212544351 >>212545116 >>212545253 >>212546011 >>212546060
/brit/
incel freak edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544282 [Report]
Any of you niggas from the Gherkin that wanna bring it, bring it
But we ain't singin', we bringin' drama
Fuck you and yo' motherfuckin' mama
We gon' kill all you motherfuckers
Now, when I came out, I told you it was just about Rorke
Then everybody had to open they mouth with a motherfuckin' opinion
Well, this is how we gon' do this
Fuck leftypol, fuck Rorke
Fuck the cronem as a staff, gentleman's club, and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you wanna be down with Mickey Mouse, then fuck you too
Katy girl, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life riders, London Eye, 'til we die
Out here in London, nigga, we warned ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544315 [Report] >>212544331 >>212544340
fatmong angrily stuffing big macs down his gob thinking his massive belly and fat rolls are “gains”
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544317 [Report] >>212544328 >>212544341
which of you thick cunts got vodafone rangebanned again
Anonymous New Zealand No.212544327 [Report]
going back to the drawing board for good post ideas. was a shambles last thread
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544328 [Report]
>>212544317
Is it? I'm on O2 and about to switch, not sure who to switch to
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544331 [Report]
>>212544315
he's getting big
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544340 [Report]
>>212544315
you'd know about being fat spainlard lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544341 [Report] >>212544352
>>212544317
based mousenonce making phoneposting mongs seethe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544350 [Report]
the London Eye mandem are having a full on war with the Gherkin cronem
Katy has already picked her favourite side
she fuckin in the london eye these days
Anonymous India No.212544351 [Report]
>>212544269 (OP)
BIC
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544352 [Report] >>212544376
>>212544341
mousenonce is EE
>t. have landed on his IPs on several occasions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544375 [Report]
screaming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544376 [Report] >>212544398
>>212544352
mousenonce literally buys simcards in bulk from loads of different networks and ban evades on them then melts them down for gold. he’s on every network
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544386 [Report] >>212544570 >>212544909 >>212544961
mumberg and dadstein getting to the age where they're asking me about grandchildren. don't have the heart to tell them that they raised me to be the most sexless freak this side of the Humber and that their hope for having grandchildren almost entirely rests on the shoulders of my staunchly anti-natal lesbian sister.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544388 [Report]
I think being a black woman would be pretty awful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544394 [Report]
might pop to sainos
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544396 [Report] >>212544420 >>212544423 >>212544634 >>212544662
Well that's two weeks and three days until 4chan gets banned in the Online Safety Bill
Hope you lads have enjoyed posting here over the years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544398 [Report]
>>212544376
Fucking screaming, mental how this is a real person who we speak to every day and not a cartoon
Anonymous Switzerland No.212544401 [Report]
UFFFFFFFF
Anonymous Australia No.212544413 [Report] >>212544444
hate that cunt who links to previous threads pretending they're the new, hope he chokes to death on a ham sandwich
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544420 [Report] >>212544662
>>212544396
The sharty awaits
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544423 [Report] >>212544662
>>212544396
>Hope you lads have enjoyed posting here over the years
Not really but thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544430 [Report] >>212544546
Anonymous Canada No.212544434 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544444 [Report] >>212544458 >>212544492
>>212544413
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544446 [Report]
most experienced manager at work left recently, had been there 9 years. The manager who came in to replace her has done nothing of note except gather the department to give us all loud bollocking for not hitting targets and now she's been signed off for "stress".

The only remaining manager is also new, and is an FtM troon. I don't have anything against her as such, just seems like a normal lesbian. But she doesn't do much, mainly fucks around on the computer.

Anyway like 4 or 5 very experienced staff members have left in the wake of this, moral is very low and there is a strange heavy atmosphere about the place. Makes me wonder if I need to be thinking about leaving too but at the same time I feel like it's not my problem if the department is run poorly, I just do my work and leave.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544451 [Report] >>212544472 >>212544487 >>212544495 >>212544530 >>212544592 >>212544707
Do you lads take creatine? I want to get big but don’t want to go bald
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544452 [Report]
mad how the Normans destroyed pretty much everything north of the Humber river and now the only major city between Leeds and Scotland is Newcastle. 1000 years and the region still hasn't really recovered. menul.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544454 [Report]
um
Anonymous New Zealand No.212544458 [Report] >>212544493
>>212544444
octotrips! a rare occasion my sir
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544465 [Report] >>212544481
We at /brit/ say RIP to Lord Tebbit and give our condolences to his family.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544472 [Report]
>>212544451
I take creatine. It pretty much does nothing, but I reckon if you're in the gym 5 times a week you'll notice a difference.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544481 [Report]
>>212544465
was he a rorke?
fatmong United Kingdom No.212544487 [Report] >>212544506 >>212544574 >>212544577
>>212544451
just go to greggs and stuff your face mate, forget all that supplement shite. eat big = get bi- *dies of a heart attack at age 42*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544489 [Report]
10th July 2025 - the day the /brit/ riots began, culminating in the Monty Pyke putsch
Anonymous Sweden No.212544492 [Report]
>>212544444
Whats up with indians and getting hit by trains?
Anonymous India No.212544493 [Report]
>>212544458
fucking new fag
it's called quints
Anonymous Malaysia No.212544495 [Report]
>>212544451
>i love my hair so much i happily waste money on shampoo!
state of you
Anonymous New Zealand No.212544498 [Report] >>212544514
if you had me for an hour an I couldn't say no, what would we be doing?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544506 [Report]
>>212544487
Bodied that fat spastic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544514 [Report] >>212544568
>>212544498
I'd be making you kiss me and cuddle me and kiss me and say reassuring things about me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544519 [Report]
I knew a lad who looked just like Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544524 [Report] >>212544546
are the ops in the room with us now?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544530 [Report]
>>212544451
Never seen the point of it really, I think there is some research coming out about it having some potential adverse effects or how it could be linked to that now. How I see it is that unless I need the very marginal performance increase, which I don't since everything I do is recreational, then I avoid supplementation of most kinds and just prefer to eat whole foods
t. 240kg+ deadlifter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544546 [Report] >>212544586 >>212544814
>>212544430
>>212544524
Don't know what ops are and I'll ask you to stop speaking in this stupid zoomer talk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544549 [Report] >>212544709
THE MESSSSAGEEE
Anonymous Canada No.212544563 [Report]
just take steroids for a few months
Anonymous New Zealand No.212544568 [Report]
>>212544514
aw pookie!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544570 [Report] >>212544757
>>212544386
my 'rents don't even bother to talk about it, reckon they could tell which way the wind was blowing years ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544574 [Report]
>>212544487
still seething lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544577 [Report]
>>212544487
SCREAMING
Anonymous India No.212544579 [Report]
went to buy mangoes
got drenched in sweat
will take a bath
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544586 [Report] >>212544615
>>212544546
Zoomers are old now brah, Generation Alpha is the new kid on the block
Anonymous Spain No.212544592 [Report]
>>212544451
no but i heard it has brain benefits alongside the athletic benefits
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544595 [Report]
Can you believe that these people were zoomers?

https://youtu.be/Tvt_7mlX-Z0?feature=shared&t=31
Anonymous India No.212544615 [Report]
>>212544586
zoomer
gen alpha
these are american concepts
don't use them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544618 [Report]
The Belgian just text me, he'll be on in ten minutes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544634 [Report] >>212544662
>>212544396
thought it already came in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544642 [Report] >>212544670
Millennial-Zoomer pact against Generation Alpha when?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544658 [Report] >>212544675 >>212544679 >>212544682 >>212544689 >>212544713 >>212544902
>Japan generally has a much lower crime rate than the UK. Recorded offences in England and Wales are roughly fifteen times higher than in Japan, after adjusting for population size. Japan is considered one of the safest countries, particularly in terms of violent crime.
What is different about Japanese culture that leads to lower crime?
Anonymous India No.212544662 [Report] >>212544692
>>212544396
>>212544420
>>212544423
>>212544634
you lads are welcome to colonise bharat chan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544670 [Report] >>212544724
>>212544642
never
it is a zoomer-alpha pact against soilennials
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544675 [Report] >>212544744
>>212544658
Less white people
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544679 [Report]
>>212544658
Lower testosterone levels
Anonymous India No.212544682 [Report]
>>212544658
NPC people
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544689 [Report]
>>212544658
fewer you know whats
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544692 [Report]
>>212544662
thanks, I'll use a VPN and LARP as a dalit
Anonymous Australia No.212544707 [Report]
>>212544451
take steroids like a real man
Anonymous Canada No.212544709 [Report]
>>212544549
>ya know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544713 [Report] >>212544736
>>212544658
leftypol conjuring up every excuse under the sun to avoid saying its because of immigration
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544721 [Report]
>brits will become refugees from 4chan on jeet chan
poetic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544724 [Report]
>>212544670
Gen Alpha will view Zoomers as old fogies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544730 [Report]
mental how I look genuinely quite attractive in the M&S changing rooms and literally no-where else
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544735 [Report]
the 27 year old british man comeback arc begins with a costco membership subedition
Anonymous Spain No.212544736 [Report]
>>212544713
reckon they would have lower crime even if the uk were 100% white. asians are superior to white apes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544743 [Report]
Spainsbury's
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544744 [Report]
>>212544675
*fewer
northern runt
Anonymous Australia No.212544750 [Report]
hope vtmb 2 is good, but i don't have high hopes given all the delays and the fact that the example protagonist in promotional material looks a lot like the one from the saints row reboot. going to be woke shite probably
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544752 [Report] >>212544781
Will be LARPing as farmer caste
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544757 [Report] >>212544867
>>212544570
have they got other daughters/sons they can rely on or are you their only hope?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544777 [Report]
Mental how women look genuinely quite attractive in the M&S changing rooms and literally no-where else
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544781 [Report] >>212544823
>>212544752
inferior to similarly rated white women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544785 [Report]
yeah I'm thinking kino is on the menu tonight
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544790 [Report] >>212544809
how does leftypol explain various things?
Anonymous Australia No.212544796 [Report] >>212544843
mad how indians are racist against other types of indians
that's like being proud of being the tallest midget at the freak show
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544802 [Report]
Ofcom playing whack-a-mole on whatever site we end up on
Heard news sites are exempt so maybe we could find refuge in the daily mail comment section
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544807 [Report] >>212544839 >>212545027
Mumberg's birthday today lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544809 [Report]
>>212544790
leftypols don't explain anything they just shout louder and call you a bigot
Goodstuff Philippines No.212544814 [Report]
>>212544546
Ops, or opps (opponents), are a slang for enemies. Typically within gang contexts.
Anonymous Australia No.212544817 [Report] >>212544840
Don't think I've ever seen my roommate get a glass of water. In fact come to think of it I've never even seen him with bottled water. I think he gets all his fluids from soft drink, coffee and beer.

Genuinely puzzled how such people exist
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544823 [Report] >>212544868
>>212544781
Except white women are more like males
Anonymous Australia No.212544826 [Report] >>212544849
surprised i've never slipped in the shower and shattered the glass and sliced myself open and bled to death
Anonymous Australia No.212544839 [Report]
>>212544807
happy birthday to your mumberg
how old is she?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544840 [Report]
>>212544817
Ktim

Always on the apple and blackcurrant squash
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544843 [Report]
>>212544796
yeh they're all s_bhuman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544849 [Report]
>>212544826
sometimes slip and think I should get one of those old people shower mats but then I get out the shower and forget all about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544850 [Report] >>212544892
Quentin's listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS3HgiHPYcs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544867 [Report]
>>212544757
two daughters that grew up relatively normal so I guess they're banking on them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544868 [Report] >>212544964
>>212544823
No they're not. What or earth are you talking about? I bet you never leave your room
Anonymous Australia No.212544890 [Report]
chatgpt always tries to talk me out of it when i tell it about my opioid use, but when i mention doing steroids it's more than happy to support my decision and give me tips on how to cycle properly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544892 [Report]
>>212544850
they rap a lot of about shooting people in this song. music like this that glorifies violence should be banned and no surprise it's only wogs who make it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544895 [Report]
Got a headache today lads. Took some paracetamol but it's come back 4 hours later.
Think this is it. Vax status is triple vaxxed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544896 [Report]
If you're up and out the house by 6AM it's like travelling back in time to England, 1994.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544902 [Report]
>>212544658
Unironically probably genetics - they have less Monoamine oxidase A; aka the "Warrior Gene". (Note, this part of the Wikipedia article has since been removed... for some reason...)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544909 [Report] >>212544933 >>212544956
>>212544386
Use sperm donation websites. Many of the women there aren't fussy. Often career women who left it late.
Your parents deserve grandkids.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544933 [Report] >>212544960 >>212544966 >>212544992
>>212544909
I'm only 5'8. If I were a woman I'd steer well clear of my spunk on that basis alone.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544945 [Report]
Is Quentin Irish diaspora?
Anonymous Australia No.212544955 [Report] >>212544978
is it true you can't donate sperm if you're under 5'10?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544956 [Report]
>>212544909
there are standards he probbaly doesn't reach to be a doner and that doesn't mean the mother would want this bloke's parents intruding on her life
get a clue
Anonymous Malaysia No.212544960 [Report] >>212544978
>>212544933
nice humblebrag
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544961 [Report]
>>212544386
desu, if you're from up there it's probably best you let your genepool die off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544964 [Report] >>212544991
>>212544868
They absolutely are, you're choosing to be blind if you can't see that one, even regular people can acknowledge that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544966 [Report]
>>212544933
Honestly that would not be an issue. These women are desperate to have a baby.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544978 [Report]
>>212544955
you have to be 6' iirc

>>212544960
>humblebrag
LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544991 [Report] >>212545048
>>212544964
You're just biased against white women because you could never date one. That's why you're coping with shitskins.
Textbook white incel cope.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544992 [Report]
>>212544933
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544996 [Report]
i've got the timid slave gene
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212544997 [Report]
Any NEET slugs in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545007 [Report]
>5'8
it's OVER
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545017 [Report]
>russian tennis bint
it's SHARAPOVA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545020 [Report]
got the sit in my room all day and wank myself silly but occasionally go on incel-walks gene
Anonymous Poland No.212545023 [Report]
>5'3
But what if I told you I also had an attitude?
Anonymous Australia No.212545027 [Report]
>>212544807
give her a shag for me would ya
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545028 [Report]
There are websites where you can donate sperm directly to women without needing to use a sperm bank.
The women on these sites are usually desperate to have a kid and won't mind too much what the donor father looks like.
You can make an arrangement with the woman to see the kids be listed on the birth certificate if you so wish.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545046 [Report] >>212545110
rorke pioneering new jean-editing techniques soiling his next jeans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545048 [Report]
>>212544991
You're coping right there and the way you talk about white women tells me you're either a midwit /pol/ Rorke or a Rasheed, you lose either way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545051 [Report]
British lawyer for Hamas says “kick Zionism to death”

Totally agree. TZD. Any right wing grifter channel says otherwise are just Israeli shills
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545068 [Report] >>212545100 >>212545104 >>212545114
mad how it rained non-stop for 2 years and yet we still have to crack out the hosepipe ban because our infrastructure hasn't been improved, expanded, updated, or repaired since the 1980s
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545091 [Report]
'Ee by gum reckon it's 'eck as 'ell like
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545098 [Report] >>212545135 >>212545145 >>212545154
Jermaine Defoe is like 5'7-ish
>it's because he's a rich footballer
You really think a horny guy like Defoe would be a sexless incel if he were a nobody?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545100 [Report]
>>212545068
>rained non-stop for 2 years
don't remember this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545103 [Report]
All ive got on the agenda for today is to shower and brush my teeth. not done either since Saturday.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545104 [Report]
>>212545068
will football stadiums be banned from watering their pitches or will they predictably get an exception because uhhh man need to kick ball?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545105 [Report]
mad how I sit in my room farting all day without noticing the smell until mumberg comes in and starts seething about it
literally just barged into my room and warned me not to light any matches
bit rude
Anonymous Poland No.212545110 [Report]
>>212545046
the fit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545114 [Report] >>212545150
>>212545068
Do poortheners really just start hosing each other down when it gets hot?
Anonymous Denmark No.212545116 [Report]
>>212544269 (OP)
Genuinely baffles me that men will look at that scenario: A woman dressing up like a slut, telling someone else to record her, acting innocent, somehow not bringing attention to the fact she's a sex working whore, and think "damn what a wife, she'd totally quit doing this if I dated her"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545124 [Report] >>212545170
The strangest thing is seeing good-looking 6'4" white guys with 5-foot, ugly chinkoids
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545135 [Report]
>>212545098
He would be a rapist. Probably is despite his fame and fortune.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545145 [Report]
>>212545098
the cronem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545147 [Report]
>Humiliating moment Emmanuel Macron is ignored by wife Brigitte as he offers her a helping hand off the plane
At least she didn't hit him this time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545150 [Report] >>212545182
>>212545114
no mate we have these things lawns because we aren't packed into boxes we give mr patel £5k a month to live in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545154 [Report] >>212545169 >>212545199
>>212545098
poor matey's genes got utterly bleached
Anonymous Australia No.212545164 [Report] >>212545180
teacherberg yelled at me for using the word "serial" once, don't know what his problem was
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545169 [Report]
>>212545154
not his lmao
Anonymous Egypt No.212545170 [Report]
>>212545124
Does it happen with you??
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545173 [Report]
The astrology chart for Lord Tebbit. Their love conquered hate. The South Node in Libra suggests he and Lady Tebbit had been together, in a previous life. What a horoscope.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545180 [Report] >>212545202
>>212545164
in what context?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545182 [Report]
>>212545150
My building has a maintained communal garden actually
Anonymous India No.212545193 [Report] >>212545225 >>212545238 >>212545252 >>212545275
how can britbongs be incel with all the horny paki girls in UK?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545199 [Report]
>>212545154
I'm pretty sure that's not his kid. He's known for spending time with sick kids in hospital
Anonymous Australia No.212545202 [Report]
>>212545180
said "i'm super serial" like how al gore says it in south park
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545225 [Report]
>>212545193
We don't want brownskins because they're racially inferior to us. Why should we settle for something inferior?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545238 [Report]
>>212545193
It's just the one mong spamming the same images over and over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545240 [Report]
bollock poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545242 [Report] >>212545318 >>212545349
just went up to that viral potato food truck and tried being clever but they done me and send me flying. i reckon with editing as well i'm going to look like an absolute gormless twat
Anonymous Australia No.212545243 [Report] >>212545270
been on the ol' 'scape for about 2 weeks now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545252 [Report] >>212545305
>>212545193
what caste are you
Anonymous Ethiopia No.212545253 [Report]
>>212544269 (OP)
>incel freak edition
Topical. Mamdani wrote this in college. His subversive politics are just intellectualized inceldom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545254 [Report] >>212545319
slept from 6pm to 1am then from 5am to 11am
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545255 [Report] >>212545271 >>212545277
Jermaine Defoe is 5'7 and has slept with over a thousand pretty white women
If he weren't famous and rich his laycount would still be 100+
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545270 [Report] >>212545295
>>212545243
>have to pay for membership
>only do non-member skills
odd
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545271 [Report]
>>212545255
hi adam
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545273 [Report] >>212545308
had to do my shopping at Sainsburys instead of the usual Tesco and it's fucking shite

the food genuinely all tastes bad and weird and to cap it all off it's more expensive than tesco. Who is using Sainsburys as their go-to supermarket? These people need their heads examined.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545275 [Report]
>>212545193
because the incel beggers here are still picky af
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545277 [Report] >>212545302
>>212545255
Do you want to suck him off, fucking sounds like it
Anonymous Israel No.212545280 [Report] >>212545291 >>212545305
Anonymous Egypt No.212545291 [Report]
>>212545280
Loki's fault.
Anonymous Australia No.212545295 [Report]
>>212545270
never said i was a member, sticking to f2p until i'm at least in full rune
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545300 [Report]
>Man dies after running on to runway and getting 'sucked into jet engine' as plane prepared for take-off
Passengers would've seen that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545302 [Report]
>>212545277
No
He's proof you don't need to be tall to pull women
Anonymous India No.212545305 [Report]
>>212545280
kek based AI
>>212545252
why, wanna fina a same caste wife for me?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545308 [Report]
>>212545273
Don't know anyone who goes to do a big shop at sainos id only pop in to get a drink or meal deal
Anonymous Malaysia No.212545318 [Report]
>>212545242
i think they only upload the video if you're an attractive woman. you're safe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545319 [Report]
>>212545254
living the dream aren't you mate
Anonymous Egypt No.212545332 [Report]
All about the vibes..
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545349 [Report] >>212545437
>>212545242
You'll be put up here as a meme, you'll be 'gormless Rorke', the lads here will eviscerate you so much
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545360 [Report] >>212545372
i'm a dalit
Anonymous India No.212545372 [Report]
>>212545360
You're the lit guy?
Anonymous Egypt No.212545374 [Report]
I saw it once..
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545397 [Report] >>212545435 >>212545471 >>212545525
If you've never walked into a Schindler Lift and made a joke about it you're a soulless ghoul no matter how much of a low-hanging fruit it is.
Anonymous Australia No.212545398 [Report]
mum has some rich friends and they tried to set her up with a guy worth hundreds of millions but she turned him down because he was "ugly"
Anonymous Egypt No.212545403 [Report]
Truth nuke...
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.212545432 [Report] >>212545647 >>212545918
Morning team. Got laser appointment soon. Then I'll have a look around the shops.

Finally getting the hang of Kingdom Hearts RE Chain of Memories. The card mechanic takes some getting used to but is actually alright. I beat Atlantica last night. Next up is Neverland, Hollow Bastion and Hundred Acre Woods and then it's the end game. I need to buy Death Stranding 2 as well.

Up to episode 21 of Digimon Adventures. Still enjoying it. Might play some Digimon games on the PlayStation actually.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545435 [Report]
>>212545397
such a pathetic speccy virge joke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545437 [Report]
>>212545349
Link the channel?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545452 [Report] >>212545491 >>212545493
fairly certain I could survive a lift cable snapping and the lift dropping in free-fall 20 floors to the ground below by bracing my back against one wall and my legs against the other and pushing as hard as I could

I don't need to know the physics of it, I just know it would work.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545455 [Report]
Exhuming sexual energy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545459 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P89hE3zJHJc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545471 [Report] >>212545498
>>212545397
I only use bennie lifts
Anonymous Egypt No.212545475 [Report]
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Anonymous Ukraine No.212545477 [Report] >>212545526
might pick up nvidia gtx5600 swag bag razer gamer enthusiast gunnar optiks cs 1.6 mouse and keyboard by just using the code below it's that easy boom chika wow wow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545491 [Report] >>212545523
>>212545452
you'd be turned into mush lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545493 [Report]
>>212545452
Just jump as it's about to hit the ground
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545498 [Report]
>>212545471
would you make the joke if you had the chance?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545507 [Report]
oh my daysssss Rorke thought he was being clever at the potato food truck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545522 [Report] >>212545548 >>212545552 >>212545557 >>212545671
work experience girl in the office this week. she's 16.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545523 [Report]
>>212545491
It would probably work for him if you think about it, ockham's razor and all that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545525 [Report] >>212545586
>>212545397
I made it once and sent my family flying, they were creasing so much, dunno why since it's such a basic joke but somehow it landed very well with the parentbergs and siblingsteins
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545526 [Report]
>>212545477
do you think this is the frontpage of 4chan?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545529 [Report] >>212545565
just had eggs with my meal deal instead of crisps, I'm a changed man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545548 [Report]
>>212545522
ok?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545552 [Report]
>>212545522
>Anon, we think it would be best if you do your work from home for a bit
Anonymous Egypt No.212545556 [Report]
Safe to day Russian.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545557 [Report]
>>212545522
Rorke sent out on field missions for the week to avoid them two interacting
Anonymous Croatia No.212545565 [Report]
>>212545529
egg boy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545568 [Report]
adansonia grandidieri subedish
Anonymous Egypt No.212545581 [Report] >>212545616
10.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545586 [Report]
>>212545525
When I make the joke it's because I'm witty, funny and observational.
When Dadberg made the joke weeks later it's because he's lazy, low-brow, and it has already been done before.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545588 [Report]
going out to greggs later on to engage in civil dialogue with my opp, greggs being a neutral venue loyal to neither side
Anonymous Australia No.212545606 [Report]
nobody loves me, not even my mum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545610 [Report] >>212545646
what dessert do you get in greggs?

for me it's the fudge doughnut
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545616 [Report] >>212545660
>>212545581
um
Anonymous Egypt No.212545643 [Report]
Hell.
Anonymous Australia No.212545646 [Report] >>212545658
>>212545610
cinnamon swirl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545647 [Report]
>>212545432
Finally getting the cock and bollocks lasered off are you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545650 [Report] >>212545663
Should I get Total War Three Kingdoms or should I get a girlfriend and a clue
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545658 [Report] >>212545678
>>212545646
very nice, never had it

is it massive? Their belgiun buns are fucking huge.
Anonymous Egypt No.212545660 [Report]
>>212545616
Safe to say Russian..
Anonymous Australia No.212545663 [Report] >>212545692
>>212545650
gfs don't grow on trees unfortunately, best stick to your little virgin games for now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545669 [Report]
workmen outside making donkey kong sounds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545671 [Report]
>>212545522
mad how fit they are at that age
Anonymous Australia No.212545678 [Report] >>212545719
>>212545658
don't know, i wasn't referring to greggs as i've never been to a greggs because it doesn't exist in australia, i have however been to other bakeries
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545692 [Report]
>>212545663
fair enough sarge
Anonymous Australia No.212545706 [Report]
hate when i accidentally cut someone off in traffic and they beep at me and i just kind of have to sit awkwardly with them behind me until one of us has to turn, i'm such a spastic on the road honestly, my licence should be revoked
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545719 [Report] >>212545741
>>212545678
fair enough. Do you guys have a greggs equivalent?

it's a bit of an oddity in the UK in that it's kind of a meme establishment at this point but they do massive profits year on year and keep expanding. Every high street has a greggs (or multiple) and they're all always rammed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545727 [Report] >>212545805
When I was in school all the other lads in my class shot up to 6ft+ in year 11/12. Not me though.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545736 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.212545741 [Report]
>>212545719
we've got loads of different ones ie baker's delight and michel's patisserie, none of them seem to really dominate the market like greggs does in the uk though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545770 [Report]
after all, it's all about making memories
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545777 [Report] >>212545799 >>212545845
Do dog owners block the sound of barking out? It's genuinely one of the most irritating sounds yet the cunts just let their fucking dogs bark.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545784 [Report]
>Some children are living in "Dickensian" levels of poverty, according to England's children's commissioner.
get them fed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545799 [Report]
>>212545777
i had a dog who would never bark, i only heard him do it a couple of times
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545805 [Report]
>>212545727
When I was in school one of the paki girls would sing a song to me whenever I walked past but I ignored it like an incel would
Anonymous New Zealand No.212545817 [Report] >>212545847 >>212545904 >>212545947
Do you guys actually like black pudding or is it a joke?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545832 [Report]
Watching an Australian woman
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.212545841 [Report] >>212545900
When I was in school the incel kids who were obsessed with games used to call me gay or faggot and kicked me
Anonymous United States No.212545843 [Report]
Essex mentioned
>>212544879
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545845 [Report] >>212545865 >>212545914
>>212545777
neighbour's dog is basically untrained, frequently allowed to just run off down the street and chase cats
would hate the dog but it's completely the owner's fault stupid bitch
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545847 [Report] >>212545886 >>212545947
>>212545817
never had it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545865 [Report] >>212545908
>>212545845
why are you calling the bitch stupid when you just said it's the owner's fault?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545880 [Report] >>212545919
It's mental that your entire life experience as a male is dictated by your height. Sacked tranny for instance would probably be some Chad-lite pussy plougher if he had been 6'4
Anonymous Australia No.212545882 [Report]
wasn't the son of the founder of greggs arrested for being a nonce or something?
Anonymous New Zealand No.212545886 [Report]
>>212545847
You’ve never had a full English? I thought it was popular
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545895 [Report]
so I says to Mabel I says
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545900 [Report]
>>212545841
they were quite perceptive then
Anonymous Poland No.212545904 [Report]
>>212545817
It's delicious. Chuck a bit in your bacon roll.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545908 [Report]
>>212545865
don't be clever with me sonny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545914 [Report]
>>212545845
One of mine has a chichua that hates everyone and goes fucking mental if it see anyone. I once had a slight disagreement with the owner and called it a 'horrible thing' and she got upset, 'YOU CAN'T CALL MY DOG HORRIBLE!'. Interestingly now if the dog is out, which is rare, and she sees me, she fucking grabs it so it doesn't go for me, and she's actually been quite friendly. She's a paramedic so the horrible thing is left on it's own all day, no wonder it's mental. Thanks for reading my blog.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545915 [Report] >>212546093
Employed Woman did you ever get round to watching that anime film I recommended to you?

It's a good film.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545918 [Report] >>212546093
>>212545432
why dont you post on youtube anymore? you should really focus on your youtube career and escape retail
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545919 [Report]
>>212545880
I'm 6'5 and a virge cos of severe autism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545924 [Report] >>212546285
When I was at uni a girl in my accomodation would openly laugh at every lad that was under 6ft
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545926 [Report] >>212545952 >>212545959 >>212545990 >>212545991
just supported the new zealand lamb industry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545931 [Report]
It's another episode of sacked tranny begging for any scrap of attention
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545937 [Report]
Karl Pilkington would not approve
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545942 [Report] >>212545972
wondering when japan will accept mass immigration and diversity like here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545947 [Report] >>212545975
>>212545817
I love it, it doesn't taste like blood, it's just a meaty taste. It's mostly women and soys who go 'urgh it's blood that's disgusting' when they've never tried it.
>>212545847
Rasheed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545952 [Report]
>>212545926
Subscribe to a Kiwi's Onlyfans?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545959 [Report]
>>212545926
good man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545968 [Report]
all dog owners are severely mentally ill narcissist
calling me brown is not an argument against this i am 100% correct
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545972 [Report] >>212546012
>>212545942
they basically already have, they're getting flooded with indogs and kurds apparently
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545973 [Report] >>212546034 >>212546051
>buy apples
>they're nice and firm
>bite in
>mushy
Take the piss
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545975 [Report] >>212546019
>>212545947
*dies of a heart attack at age 42*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545981 [Report] >>212546000 >>212546001
any do-nothing-all-dayers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212545990 [Report] >>212546047
>>212545926
I don't particularly care about climate change however the absurdity of eating lamb meat that has been sent from NZ all the way over here isn't lost on me.

We have lamb here. Why do we need lamb meat flown / shipped here from the other side of the world?
Anonymous New Zealand No.212545991 [Report]
>>212545926
Could you be anymore of a pick me kiwiboo?
F off
Anonymous Australia No.212545996 [Report]
never read anne frank's diary
since she was a teenage girl, i wonder if there is any mention about how some of the nazi lads outside were totally the cutest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546000 [Report]
>>212545981
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546001 [Report]
>>212545981
yh I was born short in a society that disdains short men so don't see why I should have to contribute
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546004 [Report] >>212546026
Supporting the NZ merino industry, natural fabrics only
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546006 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk3WpIsmoes
Anonymous Australia No.212546011 [Report] >>212546029 >>212546061 >>212546099
>>212544269 (OP)
why arent women wearing thigh highs anymore?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546012 [Report] >>212546046
>>212545972
I reckon the old warrior spirit will re-emerge, Japanese people won't be having any of that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546019 [Report]
>>212545975
You believe eating black pudding gives you a heart attack?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546026 [Report]
>>212546004
a clue gained
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546029 [Report]
>>212546011
No idea but it's sex as fuck
Anonymous Australia No.212546034 [Report] >>212546063
>>212545973
what cultivar?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546045 [Report] >>212546134
wearing jeans that are too small for me around the fore legs so they keep riding up and choking my big bollocks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546046 [Report]
>>212546012
they'll lie down and take it like everyone else mate
Anonymous New Zealand No.212546047 [Report] >>212546087
>>212545990
Good lad. We also recently made love export legal again so cows are getting sent across the ocean alive on boats with awful conditions for chinks to kill without any animal cruelty laws.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546051 [Report]
>>212545973
same goes for women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546052 [Report]
Hespect women
Anonymous Greece No.212546060 [Report]
>>212544269 (OP)
Imagine she allowed you to kiss her pump.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546061 [Report] >>212546081 >>212546099 >>212546164 >>212546190
>>212546011
they're not allowed to due to the woke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546063 [Report] >>212546133
>>212546034
Braeburn, they were nice last week, no idea what's happened with this batch
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546067 [Report]
I love New Zealand wine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546081 [Report] >>212546108
>>212546061
Tranny freak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546087 [Report]
>>212546047
cor
lovely for us but unlucky for the cows I suppose
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.212546093 [Report]
>>212545915
I actually forgot about it, sorry. I'll add it to my to watch list.

>>212545918
I don't really have the motivation for it. Now I'm into digital art
Anonymous Australia No.212546097 [Report] >>212546121
might start playing wow again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546099 [Report]
>>212546011
>>212546061
Why aren't women wearing skirts let alone thigh highs? It's just fucking ugly leggings now.
Anonymous New Zealand No.212546105 [Report]
Crazy how nz products are more expensive here because we have to match export rates to convince farmers to sell locally. I hate globalism me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546108 [Report] >>212546138
>>212546081
it's jellybeannose, a biological woman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546111 [Report]
For me, it's Teutonic wine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546121 [Report]
>>212546097
kek
love humanity, me
Anonymous Australia No.212546133 [Report] >>212546181 >>212546213
>>212546063
next time get pink ladies and support the australian apple industry if you please
Anonymous Malaysia No.212546134 [Report]
>>212546045
dont wear boxers. let your balls split and move freely to either side
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546138 [Report] >>212546209
>>212546108
>jellybeannose
Haven't heard this in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z96n9A9v7T4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546150 [Report] >>212546170 >>212546175
love visual snow me, no cure haha
Anonymous Australia No.212546164 [Report]
>>212546061
was fully expecting to see that skirt pulled up to reveal a shlong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546169 [Report]
jobcentre appointment looms
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546170 [Report] >>212546217
>>212546150
Blinding yourself gets rid of it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546175 [Report] >>212546217
>>212546150
apparently if you look at static like how you used to get TV static then it cures it for a few seconds x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546181 [Report] >>212546203
>>212546133
Bit too sweet and expensive for me sorry m8
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.212546186 [Report]
Might do a video in the garden later actually depending on my mood
Anonymous Russian Federation No.212546190 [Report]
>>212546061
Don't tell me that's a man
Anonymous Australia No.212546203 [Report]
>>212546181
granny smiths are a solid alternative if you prefer a more tart apple, also supporting the australian apple industry
Anonymous New Zealand No.212546206 [Report]
Another 10 minutes until a new again is it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546207 [Report] >>212546225 >>212546238
>>212542343
>>212542343
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546209 [Report]
>>212546138
Yeah I was thinking about her the other day and how she used to be posted here fairly often. How time flies.

I expect she's fat now, probably has a few kids by some hapless Korean fellow.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546213 [Report]
>>212546133
I do this I do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546217 [Report]
>>212546170
I don't think it would desu as it's a neurological thing, you'd probably see it in your fucking head
>>212546175
It doesn't I tried x
Anonymous Australia No.212546225 [Report]
>>212546207
fuck OFF
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546235 [Report]
New
>>212546228
>>212546228
>>212546228
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546238 [Report]
>>212546207
Ah I see what you've done there. You've linked to an old thread when I expected a new. How very droll
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212546285 [Report]
>>212545924
how could she tell?