Any of you niggas from the Gherkin that wanna bring it, bring it
But we ain't singin', we bringin' drama
Fuck you and yo' motherfuckin' mama
We gon' kill all you motherfuckers
Now, when I came out, I told you it was just about Rorke
Then everybody had to open they mouth with a motherfuckin' opinion
Well, this is how we gon' do this
Fuck leftypol, fuck Rorke
Fuck the cronem as a staff, gentleman's club, and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you wanna be down with Mickey Mouse, then fuck you too
Katy girl, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life riders, London Eye, 'til we die
Out here in London, nigga, we warned ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
fatmong angrily stuffing big macs down his gob thinking his massive belly and fat rolls are โgainsโ
which of you thick cunts got vodafone rangebanned again
going back to the drawing board for good post ideas. was a shambles last thread
>>212544317Is it? I'm on O2 and about to switch, not sure who to switch to
>>212544315he's getting big
>>212544315you'd know about being fat spainlard lol
>>212544317based mousenonce making phoneposting mongs seethe
the London Eye mandem are having a full on war with the Gherkin cronem
Katy has already picked her favourite side
she fuckin in the london eye these days
>>212544341mousenonce is EE
>t. have landed on his IPs on several occasions
>>212544352mousenonce literally buys simcards in bulk from loads of different networks and ban evades on them then melts them down for gold. heโs on every network
mumberg and dadstein getting to the age where they're asking me about grandchildren. don't have the heart to tell them that they raised me to be the most sexless freak this side of the Humber and that their hope for having grandchildren almost entirely rests on the shoulders of my staunchly anti-natal lesbian sister.
I think being a black woman would be pretty awful
Well that's two weeks and three days until 4chan gets banned in the Online Safety Bill
Hope you lads have enjoyed posting here over the years
>>212544376Fucking screaming, mental how this is a real person who we speak to every day and not a cartoon
hate that cunt who links to previous threads pretending they're the new, hope he chokes to death on a ham sandwich
>>212544396The sharty awaits
>>212544396>Hope you lads have enjoyed posting here over the yearsNot really but thanks
most experienced manager at work left recently, had been there 9 years. The manager who came in to replace her has done nothing of note except gather the department to give us all loud bollocking for not hitting targets and now she's been signed off for "stress".
The only remaining manager is also new, and is an FtM troon. I don't have anything against her as such, just seems like a normal lesbian. But she doesn't do much, mainly fucks around on the computer.
Anyway like 4 or 5 very experienced staff members have left in the wake of this, moral is very low and there is a strange heavy atmosphere about the place. Makes me wonder if I need to be thinking about leaving too but at the same time I feel like it's not my problem if the department is run poorly, I just do my work and leave.
Do you lads take creatine? I want to get big but donโt want to go bald
mad how the Normans destroyed pretty much everything north of the Humber river and now the only major city between Leeds and Scotland is Newcastle. 1000 years and the region still hasn't really recovered. menul.
>>212544444octotrips! a rare occasion my sir
We at /brit/ say RIP to Lord Tebbit and give our condolences to his family.
>>212544451I take creatine. It pretty much does nothing, but I reckon if you're in the gym 5 times a week you'll notice a difference.
>>212544465was he a rorke?
>>212544451just go to greggs and stuff your face mate, forget all that supplement shite. eat big = get bi- *dies of a heart attack at age 42*
10th July 2025 - the day the /brit/ riots began, culminating in the Monty Pyke putsch
>>212544444Whats up with indians and getting hit by trains?
>>212544458fucking new fag
it's called quints
>>212544451>i love my hair so much i happily waste money on shampoo!state of you
if you had me for an hour an I couldn't say no, what would we be doing?
>>212544487Bodied that fat spastic
>>212544498I'd be making you kiss me and cuddle me and kiss me and say reassuring things about me
I knew a lad who looked just like Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek
are the ops in the room with us now?
>>212544451Never seen the point of it really, I think there is some research coming out about it having some potential adverse effects or how it could be linked to that now. How I see it is that unless I need the very marginal performance increase, which I don't since everything I do is recreational, then I avoid supplementation of most kinds and just prefer to eat whole foods
t. 240kg+ deadlifter
>>212544430>>212544524Don't know what ops are and I'll ask you to stop speaking in this stupid zoomer talk
just take steroids for a few months
>>212544386my 'rents don't even bother to talk about it, reckon they could tell which way the wind was blowing years ago
>>212544487still seething lol
went to buy mangoes
got drenched in sweat
will take a bath
>>212544546Zoomers are old now brah, Generation Alpha is the new kid on the block
>>212544451no but i heard it has brain benefits alongside the athletic benefits
Can you believe that these people were zoomers?
https://youtu.be/Tvt_7mlX-Z0?feature=shared&t=31
>>212544586zoomer
gen alpha
these are american concepts
don't use them
The Belgian just text me, he'll be on in ten minutes
>>212544396thought it already came in
Millennial-Zoomer pact against Generation Alpha when?
>Japan generally has a much lower crime rate than the UK. Recorded offences in England and Wales are roughly fifteen times higher than in Japan, after adjusting for population size. Japan is considered one of the safest countries, particularly in terms of violent crime.
What is different about Japanese culture that leads to lower crime?
>>212544396>>212544420>>212544423>>212544634you lads are welcome to colonise bharat chan
>>212544642never
it is a zoomer-alpha pact against soilennials
>>212544658Less white people
>>212544658Lower testosterone levels
>>212544658fewer you know whats
>>212544662thanks, I'll use a VPN and LARP as a dalit
>>212544451take steroids like a real man
>>212544658leftypol conjuring up every excuse under the sun to avoid saying its because of immigration
>brits will become refugees from 4chan on jeet chan
poetic
>>212544670Gen Alpha will view Zoomers as old fogies
mental how I look genuinely quite attractive in the M&S changing rooms and literally no-where else
the 27 year old british man comeback arc begins with a costco membership subedition
>>212544713reckon they would have lower crime even if the uk were 100% white. asians are superior to white apes
>>212544675*fewer
northern runt
hope vtmb 2 is good, but i don't have high hopes given all the delays and the fact that the example protagonist in promotional material looks a lot like the one from the saints row reboot. going to be woke shite probably
Will be LARPing as farmer caste
>>212544570have they got other daughters/sons they can rely on or are you their only hope?
Mental how women look genuinely quite attractive in the M&S changing rooms and literally no-where else
>>212544752inferior to similarly rated white women
yeah I'm thinking kino is on the menu tonight
how does leftypol explain various things?
mad how indians are racist against other types of indians
that's like being proud of being the tallest midget at the freak show
Ofcom playing whack-a-mole on whatever site we end up on
Heard news sites are exempt so maybe we could find refuge in the daily mail comment section
Mumberg's birthday today lads
>>212544790leftypols don't explain anything they just shout louder and call you a bigot
>>212544546Ops, or opps (opponents), are a slang for enemies. Typically within gang contexts.
Don't think I've ever seen my roommate get a glass of water. In fact come to think of it I've never even seen him with bottled water. I think he gets all his fluids from soft drink, coffee and beer.
Genuinely puzzled how such people exist
>>212544781Except white women are more like males
surprised i've never slipped in the shower and shattered the glass and sliced myself open and bled to death
>>212544807happy birthday to your mumberg
how old is she?
>>212544817Ktim
Always on the apple and blackcurrant squash
>>212544796yeh they're all s_bhuman
>>212544826sometimes slip and think I should get one of those old people shower mats but then I get out the shower and forget all about it
Quentin's listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS3HgiHPYcs
>>212544757two daughters that grew up relatively normal so I guess they're banking on them
>>212544823No they're not. What or earth are you talking about? I bet you never leave your room
chatgpt always tries to talk me out of it when i tell it about my opioid use, but when i mention doing steroids it's more than happy to support my decision and give me tips on how to cycle properly
>>212544850they rap a lot of about shooting people in this song. music like this that glorifies violence should be banned and no surprise it's only wogs who make it
Got a headache today lads. Took some paracetamol but it's come back 4 hours later.
Think this is it. Vax status is triple vaxxed
If you're up and out the house by 6AM it's like travelling back in time to England, 1994.
>>212544658Unironically probably genetics - they have less Monoamine oxidase A; aka the "Warrior Gene". (Note, this part of the Wikipedia article has since been removed... for some reason...)
>>212544386Use sperm donation websites. Many of the women there aren't fussy. Often career women who left it late.
Your parents deserve grandkids.
>>212544909I'm only 5'8. If I were a woman I'd steer well clear of my spunk on that basis alone.
Is Quentin Irish diaspora?
is it true you can't donate sperm if you're under 5'10?
>>212544909there are standards he probbaly doesn't reach to be a doner and that doesn't mean the mother would want this bloke's parents intruding on her life
get a clue
>>212544933nice humblebrag
>>212544386desu, if you're from up there it's probably best you let your genepool die off
>>212544868They absolutely are, you're choosing to be blind if you can't see that one, even regular people can acknowledge that
>>212544933Honestly that would not be an issue. These women are desperate to have a baby.
>>212544955you have to be 6' iirc
>>212544960>humblebragLOL
>>212544964You're just biased against white women because you could never date one. That's why you're coping with shitskins.
Textbook white incel cope.
i've got the timid slave gene
>russian tennis bint
it's SHARAPOVA
got the sit in my room all day and wank myself silly but occasionally go on incel-walks gene
>5'3
But what if I told you I also had an attitude?
>>212544807give her a shag for me would ya
There are websites where you can donate sperm directly to women without needing to use a sperm bank.
The women on these sites are usually desperate to have a kid and won't mind too much what the donor father looks like.
You can make an arrangement with the woman to see the kids be listed on the birth certificate if you so wish.
rorke pioneering new jean-editing techniques soiling his next jeans
>>212544991You're coping right there and the way you talk about white women tells me you're either a midwit /pol/ Rorke or a Rasheed, you lose either way
British lawyer for Hamas says โkick Zionism to deathโ
Totally agree. TZD. Any right wing grifter channel says otherwise are just Israeli shills
mad how it rained non-stop for 2 years and yet we still have to crack out the hosepipe ban because our infrastructure hasn't been improved, expanded, updated, or repaired since the 1980s
'Ee by gum reckon it's 'eck as 'ell like
Defoe
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Jermaine Defoe is like 5'7-ish
>it's because he's a rich footballer
You really think a horny guy like Defoe would be a sexless incel if he were a nobody?
>>212545068>rained non-stop for 2 yearsdon't remember this
All ive got on the agenda for today is to shower and brush my teeth. not done either since Saturday.
>>212545068will football stadiums be banned from watering their pitches or will they predictably get an exception because uhhh man need to kick ball?
mad how I sit in my room farting all day without noticing the smell until mumberg comes in and starts seething about it
literally just barged into my room and warned me not to light any matches
bit rude
>>212545068Do poortheners really just start hosing each other down when it gets hot?
>>212544269 (OP)Genuinely baffles me that men will look at that scenario: A woman dressing up like a slut, telling someone else to record her, acting innocent, somehow not bringing attention to the fact she's a sex working whore, and think "damn what a wife, she'd totally quit doing this if I dated her"
The strangest thing is seeing good-looking 6'4" white guys with 5-foot, ugly chinkoids
>>212545098He would be a rapist. Probably is despite his fame and fortune.
>Humiliating moment Emmanuel Macron is ignored by wife Brigitte as he offers her a helping hand off the plane
At least she didn't hit him this time
>>212545114no mate we have these things lawns because we aren't packed into boxes we give mr patel ยฃ5k a month to live in
>>212545098poor matey's genes got utterly bleached
teacherberg yelled at me for using the word "serial" once, don't know what his problem was
>>212545124Does it happen with you??
The astrology chart for Lord Tebbit. Their love conquered hate. The South Node in Libra suggests he and Lady Tebbit had been together, in a previous life. What a horoscope.
>>212545164in what context?
>>212545150My building has a maintained communal garden actually
how can britbongs be incel with all the horny paki girls in UK?
>>212545154I'm pretty sure that's not his kid. He's known for spending time with sick kids in hospital
>>212545180said "i'm super serial" like how al gore says it in south park
>>212545193We don't want brownskins because they're racially inferior to us. Why should we settle for something inferior?
>>212545193It's just the one mong spamming the same images over and over
just went up to that viral potato food truck and tried being clever but they done me and send me flying. i reckon with editing as well i'm going to look like an absolute gormless twat
been on the ol' 'scape for about 2 weeks now
>>212545193what caste are you
>>212544269 (OP)>incel freak editionTopical. Mamdani wrote this in college. His subversive politics are just intellectualized inceldom
slept from 6pm to 1am then from 5am to 11am
Jermaine Defoe is 5'7 and has slept with over a thousand pretty white women
If he weren't famous and rich his laycount would still be 100+
>>212545243>have to pay for membership>only do non-member skillsodd
had to do my shopping at Sainsburys instead of the usual Tesco and it's fucking shite
the food genuinely all tastes bad and weird and to cap it all off it's more expensive than tesco. Who is using Sainsburys as their go-to supermarket? These people need their heads examined.
>>212545193because the incel beggers here are still picky af
>>212545255Do you want to suck him off, fucking sounds like it
>>212545270never said i was a member, sticking to f2p until i'm at least in full rune
>Man dies after running on to runway and getting 'sucked into jet engine' as plane prepared for take-off
Passengers would've seen that
>>212545277No
He's proof you don't need to be tall to pull women
>>212545280kek based AI
>>212545252why, wanna fina a same caste wife for me?
>>212545273Don't know anyone who goes to do a big shop at sainos id only pop in to get a drink or meal deal
>>212545242i think they only upload the video if you're an attractive woman. you're safe
>>212545254living the dream aren't you mate
>>212545242You'll be put up here as a meme, you'll be 'gormless Rorke', the lads here will eviscerate you so much
>>212545360You're the lit guy?
If you've never walked into a Schindler Lift and made a joke about it you're a soulless ghoul no matter how much of a low-hanging fruit it is.
mum has some rich friends and they tried to set her up with a guy worth hundreds of millions but she turned him down because he was "ugly"
yoru
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Morning team. Got laser appointment soon. Then I'll have a look around the shops.
Finally getting the hang of Kingdom Hearts RE Chain of Memories. The card mechanic takes some getting used to but is actually alright. I beat Atlantica last night. Next up is Neverland, Hollow Bastion and Hundred Acre Woods and then it's the end game. I need to buy Death Stranding 2 as well.
Up to episode 21 of Digimon Adventures. Still enjoying it. Might play some Digimon games on the PlayStation actually.
>>212545397such a pathetic speccy virge joke
>>212545349Link the channel?
fairly certain I could survive a lift cable snapping and the lift dropping in free-fall 20 floors to the ground below by bracing my back against one wall and my legs against the other and pushing as hard as I could
I don't need to know the physics of it, I just know it would work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P89hE3zJHJc
>>212545397I only use bennie lifts
might pick up nvidia gtx5600 swag bag razer gamer enthusiast gunnar optiks cs 1.6 mouse and keyboard by just using the code below it's that easy boom chika wow wow
>>212545452you'd be turned into mush lad
>>212545452Just jump as it's about to hit the ground
>>212545471would you make the joke if you had the chance?
oh my daysssss Rorke thought he was being clever at the potato food truck
work experience girl in the office this week. she's 16.
>>212545491It would probably work for him if you think about it, ockham's razor and all that
>>212545397I made it once and sent my family flying, they were creasing so much, dunno why since it's such a basic joke but somehow it landed very well with the parentbergs and siblingsteins
>>212545477do you think this is the frontpage of 4chan?
just had eggs with my meal deal instead of crisps, I'm a changed man
>>212545522>Anon, we think it would be best if you do your work from home for a bit
>>212545522Rorke sent out on field missions for the week to avoid them two interacting
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adansonia grandidieri subedish
>>212545525When I make the joke it's because I'm witty, funny and observational.
When Dadberg made the joke weeks later it's because he's lazy, low-brow, and it has already been done before.
going out to greggs later on to engage in civil dialogue with my opp, greggs being a neutral venue loyal to neither side
nobody loves me, not even my mum
what dessert do you get in greggs?
for me it's the fudge doughnut
>>212545610cinnamon swirl
>>212545432Finally getting the cock and bollocks lasered off are you
Should I get Total War Three Kingdoms or should I get a girlfriend and a clue
>>212545646very nice, never had it
is it massive? Their belgiun buns are fucking huge.
>>212545616Safe to say Russian..
>>212545650gfs don't grow on trees unfortunately, best stick to your little virgin games for now
workmen outside making donkey kong sounds
>>212545522mad how fit they are at that age
>>212545658don't know, i wasn't referring to greggs as i've never been to a greggs because it doesn't exist in australia, i have however been to other bakeries
>>212545663fair enough sarge
hate when i accidentally cut someone off in traffic and they beep at me and i just kind of have to sit awkwardly with them behind me until one of us has to turn, i'm such a spastic on the road honestly, my licence should be revoked
>>212545678fair enough. Do you guys have a greggs equivalent?
it's a bit of an oddity in the UK in that it's kind of a meme establishment at this point but they do massive profits year on year and keep expanding. Every high street has a greggs (or multiple) and they're all always rammed.
When I was in school all the other lads in my class shot up to 6ft+ in year 11/12. Not me though.
>>212545719we've got loads of different ones ie baker's delight and michel's patisserie, none of them seem to really dominate the market like greggs does in the uk though
after all, it's all about making memories
Do dog owners block the sound of barking out? It's genuinely one of the most irritating sounds yet the cunts just let their fucking dogs bark.
>Some children are living in "Dickensian" levels of poverty, according to England's children's commissioner.
get them fed
>>212545777i had a dog who would never bark, i only heard him do it a couple of times
>>212545727When I was in school one of the paki girls would sing a song to me whenever I walked past but I ignored it like an incel would
Do you guys actually like black pudding or is it a joke?
Watching an Australian woman
When I was in school the incel kids who were obsessed with games used to call me gay or faggot and kicked me
Essex mentioned
>>212544879
>>212545777neighbour's dog is basically untrained, frequently allowed to just run off down the street and chase cats
would hate the dog but it's completely the owner's fault stupid bitch
>>212545845why are you calling the bitch stupid when you just said it's the owner's fault?
It's mental that your entire life experience as a male is dictated by your height. Sacked tranny for instance would probably be some Chad-lite pussy plougher if he had been 6'4
wasn't the son of the founder of greggs arrested for being a nonce or something?
>>212545847Youโve never had a full English? I thought it was popular
so I says to Mabel I says
>>212545841they were quite perceptive then
>>212545817It's delicious. Chuck a bit in your bacon roll.
>>212545865don't be clever with me sonny
>>212545845One of mine has a chichua that hates everyone and goes fucking mental if it see anyone. I once had a slight disagreement with the owner and called it a 'horrible thing' and she got upset, 'YOU CAN'T CALL MY DOG HORRIBLE!'. Interestingly now if the dog is out, which is rare, and she sees me, she fucking grabs it so it doesn't go for me, and she's actually been quite friendly. She's a paramedic so the horrible thing is left on it's own all day, no wonder it's mental. Thanks for reading my blog.
Employed Woman did you ever get round to watching that anime film I recommended to you?
It's a good film.
>>212545432why dont you post on youtube anymore? you should really focus on your youtube career and escape retail
>>212545880I'm 6'5 and a virge cos of severe autism
When I was at uni a girl in my accomodation would openly laugh at every lad that was under 6ft
just supported the new zealand lamb industry
It's another episode of sacked tranny begging for any scrap of attention
Karl Pilkington would not approve
wondering when japan will accept mass immigration and diversity like here
>>212545817I love it, it doesn't taste like blood, it's just a meaty taste. It's mostly women and soys who go 'urgh it's blood that's disgusting' when they've never tried it.
>>212545847Rasheed
>>212545926Subscribe to a Kiwi's Onlyfans?
all dog owners are severely mentally ill narcissist
calling me brown is not an argument against this i am 100% correct
>>212545942they basically already have, they're getting flooded with indogs and kurds apparently
>buy apples
>they're nice and firm
>bite in
>mushy
Take the piss
>>212545947*dies of a heart attack at age 42*
any do-nothing-all-dayers
>>212545926I don't particularly care about climate change however the absurdity of eating lamb meat that has been sent from NZ all the way over here isn't lost on me.
We have lamb here. Why do we need lamb meat flown / shipped here from the other side of the world?
>>212545926Could you be anymore of a pick me kiwiboo?
F off
never read anne frank's diary
since she was a teenage girl, i wonder if there is any mention about how some of the nazi lads outside were totally the cutest
>>212545981yh I was born short in a society that disdains short men so don't see why I should have to contribute
Supporting the NZ merino industry, natural fabrics only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk3WpIsmoes
>>212544269 (OP)why arent women wearing thigh highs anymore?
>>212545972I reckon the old warrior spirit will re-emerge, Japanese people won't be having any of that
>>212545975You believe eating black pudding gives you a heart attack?
>>212546011No idea but it's sex as fuck
>>212545973what cultivar?
wearing jeans that are too small for me around the fore legs so they keep riding up and choking my big bollocks
>>212546012they'll lie down and take it like everyone else mate
>>212545990Good lad. We also recently made love export legal again so cows are getting sent across the ocean alive on boats with awful conditions for chinks to kill without any animal cruelty laws.
>>212545973same goes for women
>>212544269 (OP)Imagine she allowed you to kiss her pump.
>>212546011they're not allowed to due to the woke
>>212546034Braeburn, they were nice last week, no idea what's happened with this batch
>>212546047cor
lovely for us but unlucky for the cows I suppose
>>212545915I actually forgot about it, sorry. I'll add it to my to watch list.
>>212545918I don't really have the motivation for it. Now I'm into digital art
might start playing wow again
>>212546011>>212546061Why aren't women wearing skirts let alone thigh highs? It's just fucking ugly leggings now.
Crazy how nz products are more expensive here because we have to match export rates to convince farmers to sell locally. I hate globalism me
>>212546081it's jellybeannose, a biological woman
For me, it's Teutonic wine
>>212546097kek
love humanity, me
>>212546063next time get pink ladies and support the australian apple industry if you please
>>212546045dont wear boxers. let your balls split and move freely to either side
>>212546108>jellybeannoseHaven't heard this in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z96n9A9v7T4
love visual snow me, no cure haha
>>212546061was fully expecting to see that skirt pulled up to reveal a shlong
jobcentre appointment looms
>>212546150Blinding yourself gets rid of it
>>212546150apparently if you look at static like how you used to get TV static then it cures it for a few seconds x
>>212546133Bit too sweet and expensive for me sorry m8
Might do a video in the garden later actually depending on my mood
>>212546061Don't tell me that's a man
>>212546181granny smiths are a solid alternative if you prefer a more tart apple, also supporting the australian apple industry
Another 10 minutes until a new again is it?
>>212546138Yeah I was thinking about her the other day and how she used to be posted here fairly often. How time flies.
I expect she's fat now, probably has a few kids by some hapless Korean fellow.
>>212546133I do this I do
>>212546170I don't think it would desu as it's a neurological thing, you'd probably see it in your fucking head
>>212546175It doesn't I tried x
>>212546207Ah I see what you've done there. You've linked to an old thread when I expected a new. How very droll
>>212545924how could she tell?