Thread 212548475

Ragdoll cat edition

mehr sub-edition

suppose

I need to hit the gym but im so lazy

23 but the women at work all say I look like I'm 17 - is this a good or a bad thing?

>why do they call him trigger? does he carry a gun?
>no it's cause he looks like a horse
never did get this

can't stand it when chinks dye their hair blonde and wear blue contact lenses (very common in kpop it seems)
looks very uncanny and should be considered the white people version of doing blackface, a kind of "whiteface" if you will

where's mousey :P

>>212548516
cant find the clip of this

watching shetland can't stop me

Remembering the time I had to go in for daily appointments each morning for medical stuff, and it was usually the same woman doing the treatment, I'd guess early to mid 40s muslim woman. Admittedly she was kinda cute despite her age. On my last appointment she was clearly sad she wouldn't see me again and was even suggesting I come back just to hang out and say hi or whatever. She had a daughter who was only a few years old so I assume she was still married. I didn't know what to say so didn't say much, and never went back. Kinda feel bad I never did though

>>212548576
it's grim they should be proud of their natural appearance like blacks are nowadays

>>212548570
im 17 too

>>212548355
upper/lower or push/pull you mongoloid

Any of you niggas from the Gherkin that wanna bring it, bring it
But we ain't singin', we bringin' drama
Fuck you and yo' motherfuckin' mama
We gon' kill all you motherfuckers
Now, when I came out, I told you it was just about Rorke
Then everybody had to open they mouth with a motherfuckin' opinion
Well, this is how we gon' do this
Fuck leftypol, fuck Rorke
Fuck the cronem as a staff, gentleman's club, and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you wanna be down with Mickey Mouse, then fuck you too
Katy girl, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' mandem riders, London Eye, 'til we die
Out here in London, nigga, we warned ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob

>>212548570
very bad. women like men who look more mature. either you're short, a dyel, or both. in any case, they will NOT be shagging you.

>>212548597
eshuta?

>>212548628
Parents watch this. Looks like miserable slop

>>212548628
huh is there a british cop show set in the shetland islands?

>>212548630
what now

sisterberg is always pestering me to borrow money, she's 6 years older than me and completely irresponsible and helpless, she needs a boyfriend to keep her in line (but she won't get one because she's in her mid-30s and walled to buggery)

>>212548570
it's bad now but will be good in 10 years when you're 33 and look 27

the rorkedem

>>212548656
It's woke slop, the main character's surname is Perez despite it being a Scottish show

>>212548588
Yeah same that's weird

>>212548704
I read the book (before the series got made) and I think he talks about how his ancestors got med'ed by ship-wrecked armada sailors.

>>212548704
Ancient shipwrecked Spanish ancestor innit

shetlandcord is here

>>212548628
>Shitland

joints hurt despite me being a spry young 31 year old

>>212548641
all british parentbergs LOVE miseryporn what causes this

>>212548687
Yes..

>>212548576
err kpop is gooks not chinks actually

Shetland
Shitterton
Shitlington
Shittlehope

>>212548573
there was a famous horse about 80 years ago called trigger

>>212548777
subconscious acknowledgement that they have ruined the country

>>212548795
thought "gook" is for southeast asians
regardless they're all little slanty eyed fellas, i don't see much need to categorise them, they all probably evolved in what is now china anyway

Hosepipe ban in place in Yorkshire
Rained for the past 2 weeks
Fucking USELESS

>>212548573
it was roy rodgers' horse

>>212548856
Not the right type of rain ;)

Any concrete growers in the thread?

>>212548903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HolzCclYY

found a kaliber non alcoholic beer from 1994 in the garage

>>212548953
Beginning of a youtube career, get that drink down on camera

Big fan of Shetland wool

>>212548903
https://youtu.be/i4HolzCclYY?feature=shared&t=90

APOLOGISE

>>212548903
you can't high alch gold coins

got the gorilla channel on

Zoomer gf wants to listen to "Deftones" because it reminds her of Summer '23.

mad how women don't want you unless you have a job, but when you have a job you don't have the time or energy for a woman

>>212549002
The right support

>>212549002
How many shetlanders do you have to shear for that?

>>212549029
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

Post the slags
Or suffer my curse

Want to get into music. Where should i start?

>>212549193
>begging for slag pics at 3PM on a workday
get yourself together, mate

>>212549205
with the greeks

>>212549116
All of them

my broken english cd player arrives in the mail today

>>212549193
>>212542843

>>212549056
it's not that women want you to have a job
it's that having a job means you will interact with women

thank you lib dems

>>212548609
sounds really shit. no wonder no one does it that way.

>>212549184
Why would you hope that?

might have a tuna sandwich

>>212549311
his father cheated on his mother with his black adopted sister and now he must shit up the thread every day until his inevitable suicide it's tragic really

Seems like the cronem are now in cahoots with the Russians lads :/ worrying times

>>212549298
and yet they'll keep bellowing out for more and will keep trotting out the old "I worked all my life..." shite every time someone suggests maybe they accept a little less in order to live in a functioning society

>>212549364
Ring leader was a yt boi from the Leicestershire countryside(who was also a cocaine dealer) who subvontracted it out to another yt boi from Croydon.

>>212549364
somehow i doubt it was targeted and they just wanted to cause mayhem for fun

>>212549396
Thought only I heard that

been sucking cock all day and my mouth hurts now

>>212549364
So some MI5 agent pretending to be from “The Wagner Group” paid some yardies a few quid to set fire to a warehouse just for propaganda. Cunning.

>>212549396
yeah but are they actually getting more money in real terms or is there just more old people

>>212549364
Delete this fucking post right now

>>212549396
doesn't the uk have mandatory pension funds that boomers can dip into so they don't have to go on the aged care dole?

>>212549436
welcome back michael

Still hasn't recovered

been raping my arse all day and my arse hurts now

>>212548854
would you call brits and german french and say they all came from the same place? because that’s what you’re doing calling gooks chunks

>>212549445
In real terms they're on almost double what they were on in 1995

>>212549523
Alri Sinaga

>>212549523
perhaps but their race is less important so they don't warrant any kind of nuanced description

>>212549302
can tell you're a skinnyfat weakling novice

>>212549508
but I bet you'll do it tomorrow, purely for the love of the game

mad how mad mental madtal mentad

I do think racismlad goes too far sometimes

>>212549568
very sad projection

Gookius Tangius

Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, used to be the drummer for Nirvana (Kurt Cocaine's band)

I literally did not know that.
Just a little bit of trivia for you chaps.

Love women so much lads

>>212549590
i accept your concession. weedy little spacker.

>>212549612
This you, >>212549205, yeah?

>>212549612
I hate the image attached to your post, it is extremely hideous.

>>212549627
you accept dicks into your arse

>>212549643
no
music isn't exactly a NICHE hobby my man
>>212549646
deal with it leaf boy

>>212549620
>>212549646

Got a stinking dogshit zinger of a post I can't wait to unload into the thread x

currently asleep

Arm day at gymtoil today lads

getting a tattoo above my arsehole that says "open all hours"

>>212549443
how is that more believable to you than the original claim

>11 years since the last GTA
>14 years since the last Elder Scrolls
>10 years since the last Fallout

why are devs so lazy omg

Spaino clutching his well worn passport as he queues in the airport for yet another SpainLad Adventure

right lower leg day at the gym today lads

>>212549612
I can't believe people don't know this. I mean obviously some people don't know this but to me it's like saying
>did you know Al Pacino from Carlitos Way was also in The Godfather??!?!

>>212549612
He's actually a class drummer. Queens of the Stone Age used to use him for recordings.
https://youtu.be/A6afG0s0LSU

Get the FIFA 13 soundtrack on

>>212549807
Bethesda is busy making their own in house AI system to suck the soul out of the next TES instead of writing it by hand

Get the FIFA 14 soundtrack on

wish me luck lads

Wrist day at gymtoil x

>>212549807
doesn't matter anyway really, autistic freaks will still play some horrific 360p game from 2002 and pretend it's better than some next-gen multi-billion dollar AAA video game

>>212549921
because they are better

I would like to now disclose to the thread that I do not, in fact, know who Rorke is.

>>212549807
culture just took a big holiday from 2015 onwards to make room for WOKE instead

leftypol pressing x to win

>Chef's food decoration at Chinese pre-school poisons 233 children
bradley

>>212549807
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered came out this year

>>212549949
no one does

>>212549966
>he painted sausage rolls with lead paint
what are those chinamen up to

cheeky 30 minute nap down the hatch

The Cronem Scrolls

i've injected my knee with 120ccs of faeces

Get the FIFA 17 soundtrack on

>>212549994
What's the matter, big guy?

You're not spamming as much as usual

>>212549860
FIFA 13 had the best ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9n7DMqbwgU

Mental how hard my dick becomes whenever I see bangs now

just looked in the bathtub, there was a massive spiderberg in the middle of it
looked away for 5 seconds then looked back it was gone
how did it get out? what are it's intentions?

>>212549935
have you ever played one of these awful pre modern games like morrowind? the only person who should remotely enjoy this is a child from the 1970's getting his first "picture game console"

>>212550065
filtered

>>212549999
what'd you do that for?

just realised ziedy spams this general about black cock multiple times a day for months now
chilling stuff

>>212550065
yes I have and I enjoyed it thoroughly unlike modern AAA games where the new epic features they spend billions on include having to brush your teeth and walk your friend's dog

>>212550124
i swear its been at least a year

I wanna f-woop, woop woop, but I'm brokenhearted
Cr-cr-cry but I like to party
T-t-touch but I got nobody
Here on my own
I wanna f-woop, woop woop, but I'm brokenhearted
Cr-cr-cry since the day we parted
T-t-touch but I got nobody
So I do it solo

>>212550124
try years

>>212550114
it's what trannies do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvY2ScZBCtQ

Since you been gone
I've been dancing on my own
There's boys up in my zone
But they can't turn me on
'Cause, baby, you're the only one I'm coming for
I can't take no more, no more, no more

That's the wfhtoil done

>>212550124
it's been years mate

>>212550124
this nigga living in 2022

>>212550065
zoomer moment

making a little song on my little computer

nth for the gyaldem

>>212550302
Don't think so

can hear wolves howling in the distance
something is afoot tonight...

>>212550191
ktim what's the plan for the evening lad?

>>212550302
>>212550324
grow up

>>212550191
ktim

>>212550300
alri avicii

>>212550124
it's mad when you think about it, that his actual main pastime is black men's willies

>>212550324
would

>>212550300
i'm something of an ableton songsmith myself

And how is ronke today

>>212550324
get her mogged

nth for the umadem

Going to play Hollow Knight. Never played it before but it's highly praised so it must be good

>>212550383
grim

>>212550383
>>212550302
extremely mid and bogged

you boys bought your Nintendo Switch 2 yet?

>>212550395
tranny

So many great similes being posted today, goddamn

>>212550412
I'm a bloke with a hairy arse

>>212550407
nah

>>212550407
nh, the battery and screen seem pretty bad
i'll wait and see if they release a better version or whatnot

>>212550395
it's not bad but it's not amazing either

And I feel somethin' so wrong doin' the right thing
I couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly

Lately, I been, I been losin' sleep
Dreamin' about the things that we could be
But, baby, I been, I been prayin' hard
Said, "No more countin' dollars, we'll be countin' stars"
Lately, I been, I been losin' sleep
Dreamin' about the things that we could be
But, baby, I been, I been prayin' hard
Said, "No more countin' dollars, we'll be, we'll be countin' stars"

>>212550395
It's really good desu
>>212550407
yh

>>212550407
no I don't want to play pokemon or zelda because I'm not 10 years old

>>212550386
BIG UP

Daiwa no. 1

Nonce Yank here. Got the bwc out. We wankin’

We are Nordic

>>212550396
>>212550404
pure natty lengtina

>>212550508
Yeah, we wanking.
-2s?

>>212550361
alri
>>212550374
prefer me logic personally

Pass.

>>212550533
we all know she's bogged you simp mong get better taste in women please

27 but the women at work all day I look like I'm 23 - is this a good or bad thing?

>>212550561
>fatally sucked
ktim at your mum's

I am Russian ey...

>>212550540
HOLYYY SHIT IT'S COW TOOLS!!!!!!!!! IT'S MR. TOOLS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!

why do black women wear shower caps all day

>>212550534
What's the matter, big guy?

You're not spamming as much as usual

Did something happen?

>>212550579
grow up

27 but the women at work all say I look like shit - is this a good or bad thing?

chaps

>>212550561
would be mad if the engine just then started to make gobbling noises and then a big swallow at the end, wouldn't it

>>212550590
Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed
Oh, well

>>212550561
>fatally sucked
CORRRRRRRRRRRR

>>212550611
Rorke spending the money he got from selling his old Playstation

XIV MDCC

>See a bunch of beavers trying to create a dam near my house
>Put out a speaker that plays cracking noises 24 hours a day so they don't know when the trees are actually falling and they all get clobbered

>>212550642
scremjong

Heatwave looms get in de lads

>>212550568
the gyaldem mog whichever trans you've deluded yourself into thinking are peng

Bow and kiss my feet.

>>212550711
project on you homo freak

>>212550711
Grim

Twitch lady has a very annoying American accent where she's speaking really slowly and over-enunciating every syllable. I reckon I'm on the retard stream tbqh

might settle for a 2/10 korean gf

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots
Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard last Friday night
Lime bike ridin' in the park, fucked -2s in the arse
Then had a ménage à trois last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Cronem never gonna stop-op, oh-whoa

Help.

getting avsolutetly smothered with work during my notice period

reckon this is bullying

>>212550656
would drop kick that cunt to the opposite bank

>>212550810
just don't do it lol

>Britain's Got Talent
>no one does except for the Irish man and it really is his dog

mwah

>>212550810
take a holiday

>>212550581
Man I love the far side

>>212550781
What's the matter, big guy?

You're not spamming as much as usual

Did something happen?

>>212550774
you won't. you'll carry on being a grotty little virgin in your smeggy childhood bedroom

Sieze.

The curtains are shut; Rorke is getting zesty for the TikTok

might get into drawing pony commissions

I am a GIRL !! :3

>>212550852
only 20ish days left for holidays and there's five months of my six month notice period to go

>>212550882
Your thoughts on the pharaohs of old please Mr. Egyptbot

>>212550909
a girl? on /brit/?

>>212550886
giwtwm

>>212550921
>six month notice period
what the fuck?

im over 6000 years old

*struts into /brit/*

>>212550897
no drawing filly fooling

just purchased a t-shirt

>>212550774
Mad to think of a woman rating herself as a 2/10, obese ogres here would give themselves a 7/10 as a bare minimum

>>212550953
I'd believe this before >>212550909

>>212550909
what's that stand for?

Rorke....y-your creps.......they're BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

the poowong pedos
the nunavut nonces

Mental how Prozac withdrawal made me retard

>>212550983
don't know what that is but it sounds noncey

>>212550922
Tam tam..

>>212550897
I got you lad x

>>212551036
not allowed

>>212551036
um
is this allowed?

>>212551036
screm

when i look at my willy, i can tell it's a virgin willy. it just looks very innocent

>>212550952
I work at a university, have to give notice by May if I want to leave before the start of the academic year in October. I gave notice in June so the nearest date I was allowed to leave was December 31.

All in the contract but at least I get a good payout.

>>212551036
allowed

just finished my pasta salad

*discreetly presses the silent janny alarm*

>>212551091
poindexter here is some sort of professor

He was right about more things than most of us

proto-gf sends me a lot of cat gifs, think it's a freudian slip that implies she wants to show me her pussy?

>>212551153
all he did was mumble about CIA niggers and try to talk to god through his computer

>>212551091
alri boffin

rorke

how are we feeling today chat?

>>212551249
not good desu

>>212551243
that's a coon

Jupiter to absorb England

>>212551274
Yeah didn't think they'd let him in the commons. Reform would be booing from the back benches.

>>212551091
if you don't need references just slack of a bit and if you do slack off anyways

>>212551274
why is it a big deal that he's here?

can't really think of many things runtier than posting about politics on social media

right then
when is this place getting ofcommed

>>212551388
4chan is social media

>>212551249
I'm crashing out

>>212551405
just two more weeks

Congolese nigger cock BBC nigger poo

>>212551341
They're reunifying France and England

>>212551274
Picked a very good time weather-wise

>>212551425
I disagree with Reform and have voted for the Greens every election since turning 18

Feel very physically sick whenever I look at the state that the threads devolve into without my posts

>>212551341
One of the first things mentioned was commitment to supporting Ukraine.

tell me it's going to be okay

>>212551497
the thread is definitely lacking a certain zest, get posting

my feet reek

>>212551091
you're gonna miss being around all those hot college girls haha

>>212551537
I post pengali slags thoughever

Might close the curtains early and spend 24 hours mining for diamonds

when i was at uni a girl once let me light my cigarette off her cigarette and it was basically like we were kissing

>>212551341
first time a european leader has had a state visit to the UK in almost two decades

reading about plant nutrient deficiencies
primary macronutrients: nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium (npk fertilisers)
secondary macronutrients: sulphur, calcium, magnesium
micronutrients: about 13, essential in some cases or beneficial in small amounts

honestly if France annexed England doubt I'd really give a shit. may even be a good thing, doubt the French could fuck up this country any worse than our MPs have

>>212551622
bet it wasn’t your only experience with fags and kissing at uni

>>212551425
hardly

>>212551691
The horde awaits

>>212551274
the nigga that got whipped by his hag of a wife on a plane? omds

>>212551539
*sniff*

Ok coin..

>>212551575
can you post some more x

All movies..

had zero intimate relationships at Uni because I was always the ugliest, stupidest, poorest cunt in the room. my experience of being a <6'0 working class midlander at the University of Edinburgh was just four years of being relentlessly mogged by Hugo and Bernard the Ruggers lad from Surrey with a trust-fund far exceeding what I could earn in five life-times.

>>212551773
Need to get organising

>>212551717
it was actually

>>212551802
literally unironically me in every sense possible
i felt like a peasant

>>212551802
You are just exaggerating

I GOT MY MIND SET ON POO
I GOT MY MIND SET ON POO
I GOT MY MIND SET ON POO

>>212551808
wtf is b & m

Fire Pakistani men from cannons
Their women won't mind as they'll all be taking BWC, you see

>>212551808
>>212551855

>>212551691
You'd be wrong

I went food shopping by myself today I also went to the bank by myself

please do not reply to the muslim marriage ai slop thank you

>>212551845
I am not. Wealthy Zoomers are all tall, shockingly intelligent, effortlessly charismatic, and extremely good looking - not to mention they're all minted. I felt like a totally different species compared with them and the only time I ever made friends or shagged was when I was working my minimum wage student job and was interacting with predominantly working class locals, whom I related too far better.

I am Russian..

>>212549364
I went to school with a black kid called Nii, thuggish wrongun even at primary school. Wonder if that's him, looks like him. Was was a nigerian beast. Attacked me once.

>>212551808
fuck me she is peng, need to convert asap

>>212551849
Yes tarquin lad u ok?

New
>>212551978
>>212551978
>>212551978

>>212551958
Rorke's origin story

New
>>212551978
>>212551978
>>212551978

ewarlt

>>212551808
how has she never had a relationship

I am Russian.

>>212551808
>born 2000
>age 23
>works in b&m
figures

>>212548856
Just water your garden really late at night when nobody can see you

>>212549905
Unlucky mate, second horse came dead last.