Thoughts on Norwegian food?

you eat (plain) rice with chips

You eat monkey

>>212554155 (OP)
Those ingredients have zero synergy with each other
Like you just dropped shit on a plate and called it a day

>>212554282
you're brown

>>212554321
Whiter than you Ahmed

>>212554155 (OP)
That is pretty disgusting to be fair

>>212554340
>nigger tells me herring, potatoes, and onions don't go well together
>"whiter than you"
peak comedy

>>212554155 (OP)
would pass on the boiled potatoes but everything else is fine

>>212554155 (OP)
this would pulverize an american person

>>212554388
kill yourself immediately

>>212554155 (OP)
And people bully bongs for their food. Unironically a monkey soup looks more appealing than that trash.

>>212554388
absolute based and redpilled

why are you people falling for shit ragebait from xitter? at least go sperg on his comment section so this "joakim" person can cash on some elonbux

>>212554155 (OP)
Fine by me.

>>212554549
>oh my heckin' white arm I'm le heckin' european like you
You eat whoppers and chicken sandwiches while real europeans eat herring.

>>212554549
>posts brownoid arm
hmmm

>>212554155 (OP)
i've noticed white people hardly eat any greens. it's just potatoes, cheese, meat

>>212554155 (OP)
its alright
>>212554282
literal retard faggot nigger

>>212554282
>>212554340
>>212554549
You’re a brown subhuman
Boiled potatoes with fish and onions is a classic combination in white culture
Where are you from?

>>212554549
You can't be serious. That's very obviously not a white man's arm.

>>212554602
yeah this norwegian is a troll. he has loads of posts like this with stolen images

>>212554641
>Boiled potatoes with fish and onions is a classic combination in white culture
where? definitely not america.
or germany, or england, netherlands, france.

>>212554549
>>212554340
>Whiter than you Ahmed
kek
is someone going to tell him lol

>>212554549
gabagool-american detected

>>212554707
>or germany, or england, netherlands
at least try to pretend to not be retarded if you want to troll

>>212554707
potatoes and meat/fish is 80% of meals here

>>212554707
You know absolutely nothing about Germany or the Netherlands if you think that
Common all over Scandinavia and Eastern Europe too
My parents are both German immigrants and I ate that shit daily growing up

>>212554707
>or germany, or england, netherlands
KEK

I ate pickled herring and a boiled potato with butter for dinner yesterday
Had some pickles and onions on the side, no beets
I have to buy my pickled and smoked fish from the Slavs, nobody else has it around here

>>212554777
Brits hardly eat any fish though? the only fish you eat is breaded fish and chips. you usually eat french fries and beef/pork.

>>212554791
i've seen loads of germans post their food here. they NEVER eat fish. dutch posters eat the same thing as Germans. onions are something i associate with Balkan posters

>>212554549
TERRONE DETECTED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>212554889
>brits hardly eat any fish
bro

>>212554282
>potato and butter
>no synergy
???

>>212554889
Yes, the maritime nation of the Netherlands NEVER eats fish. It's simply haram there. Same with Northern Germany.

>>212554889
Is this bait

>>212554155 (OP)
you guys have no taste. don't knock it until you've tried it.

The best norwegian food is fårikål.

>>212554939
His grandfather was stationed in Bavaria, he’s more German than you are
He heard stories about how all you guys eat is sausages and pretzels

>>212554926
>>212554939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_seafood_consumption'

Fish is an Mediterranean, Norwegian/Icelandic, and Asian thing.
it's backed up by my observation as well. Korean and Jap posters are constantly eating fish. Opposite for the Euros, not even the Scandis post fish meals.

>>212554889
>Brits hardly eat any fish though?
no, we eat a lot of fish at home
with boiled potatoes
fish and chips is just something you have when your eating out, most people would only eat it a few times a year

>>212554155 (OP)
It's direct like the people. You can dress it up all fancy, but ultimately it's still stewed meat, preserved fish, and root vegetables.

>>212554155 (OP)
niggas be eatin beets

>Netherlands highest at 73 of Germany, UK and Netherlands
i'm supposed to believe these people eat tons of fish?

>>212554155 (OP)
white pipo can't cook

>>212555014
>no, we eat a lot of fish at home
no you don't. i've seen brits post their meals. it's backed up by data as well >>212555110

>>212555125
they can if they weeaboo maxx

>>212554889
c'mon buddy.

>>212555010
we're probably one of the few countries that has a fast food chain that specializes in fish

>>212555149
maybe they are working class

>>212554962
with which to catch a fish

>>212555170
hell yeah hand it over

>>212555179
in countries that actually eat fish, they don't need to have novelty chains because pretty much every shop offers fish by default.

>>212554155 (OP)
This gay-ass cut of beets wasted a lot of beet

>>212555110
I don't believe this chart. No way we're that low.

>>212555110
>the heckin data bro

>>212555183

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/

not a single fish to be seen

>>212555286
>reddit

>>212555282
I was about to post this and tell people to pick their fischbrotchen
For me? It’s the matjes

>>212555244
does that mean you don't actually eat burgers in america?

>>212555003
I've never understood the lack of juniper, bay or caraway in this. That lamb died for your sins, the least you can do is give it a little terpene boost to help it up on the cabbage.

>>212555286
>reddit
alri mate, you've lost

>>212555336
go on /ck/.
half the posts are burgers

>>212555351
wypipo don't spice they food
it's like the 11th commandment

>>212554155 (OP)
with some lemon juice and salt it woud improve

>>212555351
>NOOOO YOU CANT TASTE THE MEAT OR VEGGIES YOURE SUPPOSED TO TASTE THE HECKIN DRIED LEAFARINO

>>212554155 (OP)
Made for Big Black Lips. I'd love to watch a black guy devour that uncooked white meat

>>212555312
>>212555372
reddit is full of yuppy middle class types. you implied working class people don't eat fish.

>>212555249
It's not notching the beet after it's cut. It's a shaped slicer. There's no rotation or anything, so it's not like it's losing a kerf.
You have root vegetables, Polen. Has the mandolin not made it there yet?

>>212555383
sounds like the post i replied to doesn't make a lot of sense then

>>212555400
>lemons
>in Scandinavians latitudes
imagine being this globohomobrained

Norwegian food is basically the white people food meme.
Even when I've had what is noticeably well prepared and done from good ingredients it's pretty tasteless, like they don't even add herbs or bay leaf to beef stew, nor brown the meat.
I have tried pinnekött though, which was tasty, although the sides sucked ass.

>>212555423
the only thing i've implied is that you're a retard faggot

>>212555282
then why do I never see Germans eating this on 4chan or anywhere? the only times i've seen a german fish sandwich is this image that's been reposted for laughs a million times on 4chan.

>>212555351
The only things I add to to the meal are garlic, dill, salt and a bit of black pepper.

>>212555450
Wypipo food meme in the US is based on the Midwest, which was heavily settled by Norwegians, Swedes, and Germans

>white people cuisine
Why are they like this?

>>212555445
an anon from finland told me they even grow corn there so i don't see the issue

>>212555423
look at the posts on your subreddit
first one is some chinese (?) meal and next is some anti-british propoganda post of fried food
next you'll tell me you think /r/greatbritishmemes represents british humour

>>212555282
>Räucherlachs

>>212555493
mmm uma delicia

>>212555325
I could fucking murder some smoked or grilled mackerel on some chewy buttered bread right aboot now.

>>212555493

>>212555509
who cares? when's the last time you even ate fish? the data shows you guys eat even less fish than Americans

>>212555555
literally at lunch

>>212555555
Extremely wasted get

The only times I've seen fish posted on here is canned "deenz"
not even salmon or mackerel ever.

>>212555555
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
such a waste

>>212555471
>dude you krauts should post food threads on /int/
For one, it's a Northern German thing and we don't have much of a coastline. The other obvious point is that no sane person is going to paste reddit shit like
>HERE I AM IN GERMANY EATING HECKIN GERMAN FOOD LIKE SCHWEINSHAXE IN GERMANY HAHAHA AIN'T I SO GERMAN GUYS
The above is a quintessential New World trait associated with Rio Grande do Sul Prvssian as fvck niggas and the likes.

>>212555555
yesterday's supper

>muh data
we eat less of everything than americans, you fat fucks

>>212555579
let me guess, fish and chips

>>212555555

thirdies hate to see how little it takes to make us happy

>>212555481
Dill has the same (levo?) carvone as caraway. Lamb and caraway go together like... lamb and tuna fischbröten.

>>212555417
There's caraway in aquavit... Why not in the stew? DO YOU NOT HEAR THE LAMBS SCREAMING, KJETIL?

>>212555506
Lemons are grown exclusively on the Mediterranean latitudes.

>>212555445
>>212555506
There is a city on the latitude of 60 in my region. They have some greenhouse with various plants, so they gathered some bananas like 2 weeks ago. So almost everything is possible with proper heating and greenhousing.

>>212555493
you know, this is a very death metal dinner

>>212555619
germans always post their meals here because we occasionally have those threads where people show off food. germans never post fish.

>>212555646
nope haddock, peas, broccoli and boiled potatoes
get off the internet for a bit

>>212555651
>there’s cinnamon in a pastry therefore you should put it on meat

>>212555652
you can greenhouse anything

>>212555688
Give me a single fucking example. I beg you. I only know of the Ukrainian and the Russian blogposters who post food here.

>>212554549

Doesn't look white to me. The only way it could possibly be proven would be with eye/hair tests, but even that wouldn't be conclusive. I'm going to have to go with brown because of the mindset.

>>212554549
Bro you look Turkish

>>212554707
Fish and potatoes is literally the most iconic English food there is

>>212555695
>tfw can't find the species of peas you use

>>212555651
I meant in general. Never cooked lamb by myself.

>>212555629
What's wrong with the data? 90% of the countries above you are third world and eat less food in general.

>>212555439
If you take a look at the beet, you will notice it was cut into perfect circles. Beet does not come in perfect circles.

>>212555733
Funny thing is that there are probably thousands of Slavs in Russia and Ukraine eating exactly what’s in the OP right now
How similar is Slav food to north Germany?

>>212555733
Next time we have a thread where people ask what food you ate today, I'll show you

>>212554282
Butter is out of place here since hering is already greasy, beetroot is weird too.

But onion+herring+potato is godly combination

ok so iceland eats fermented urine shark, korea feasts on raw squid, maritime spiders are some sort of cambodian delicacy and japan literally cannot stop killing whales.
you have statistics.. great. but as far as I'm concerned it is germany that produced the pinnacle of seafood dishes

>>212555797
I repeat. Post the fucking desuarchive link. I dare you, I double dare you, mf.

>>212555780
bought in a store

>>212555780
If it’s pre-cut in a factory, the shaved parts are used for something else
Packing plants don’t waste anything

>>212554155 (OP)
Looks like too much butter.

>>212554549
This is white in America?

>>212555807
Why are you so combative about people eating fish? I've seen you post about it before.

>>212555797
Good point. The Russian and Ukrainian constantly posting their food never eat fish either.

>white """"people"""" """""""""""""food""""""""""""

>>212554549
Look at this fucking yellow monkey hahahahahaha

>>212555820
I’m not the brownoid, you fool
I’m one of the first people he started arguing with
I eat fish constantly

>>212555649
As I had to tell the boss man yesterday... "I'm not kind enough to use it as a murder weapon every day, but when I eventually do have to kill you, I want you to know that the smile on my face will be as genuine as it is today."
Fucking... whose idea was it let the varangians and skraelings breed? What a terrible idea.

>>212554889
We're surrounded by the sea. You never heard of fish pie? Kippers? Jellied eels? Scampi?

>>212554282
I dont like beetroot but you are wrong otherwise
>>212555810
you make mashed potatoes out of that butter, goes with every fish

>>212555651
>Dill has the same (levo?) carvone as caraway.
Also idk what's this but I didn't meant dill seeds, which some people use. I meant dill like green dill or just dried dill, not the seeds. They're different.

>>212555835
Food blogposters are children and don’t eat fish
Makes a lot of sense

>>212554707
LMAO
O
L

>>212555820
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/what%20eat%20today/country/de/type/op/

>>212555705
AIGyPTos? IsrAIel? I think you have a new friend!
I shall name you... ... ...
Caprice!
It depends on what's going on with the meat, but cinnamon in most curries is pretty fucking bomb. Look at my flag and tell me I'm wrong.

>>212555877
Not my problem that our mere existence makes you seethe.

>>212554155 (OP)
Nordx are why everyone thinks white ppl can't cook...

>>212555890
yeah but you don't eat those things, greatly preferring red meat

>>212555947
I know that cinnamon is used for meat since I use it for rubs, I’m saying it’s not used that way in Norway

>>212554549
ching chong

>>212555282
If you wouldn't eat Fischfrikadelle, Matjes, Raucherlachs, Stremellachs, Bismarck and Bratroller then don't even talk to me.

>people that live inland consume less fish than people that live on the coast
>these both get averaged together

>>212554707
The 4th image when I googled "french herring"

One time I was invited to a Norwegian dinner and showed up with a nice bottle of wine, and all they had was a block of cheese on the table with some tortilla.

>>212556036
Scandis are sami mongoloids though

>>212555493
what else can you find on iceland?
>inb4 fish

>>212554155 (OP)
How did white people co opt the potato? They had no input whatsoever in its development.

>>212555921
no they just don't eat fish.
plus all they've got is "sprats" and nothing else

>>212555905
that same form of carvone is in both. You get more chlorophyll in the leaves (needles? What the hell do dill greens qualify as?) but they both have that not quite mint, not quite pepper, not quite citrus undertone. It's stronger in the seeds, and even stronger in caraway. Works well with pretty much anything with hooves, as well as buckwheat and peas.
I looked it up, it is levocarvone in dill and caraway. Dextrocarvone is more minty.

>>212556111
Why’d Latinx niggas co-opt chickens, cows, pigs, ducks, sheep, and goats

>>212555944
>bunch of filtered, cherrypicked examples in the span of 12 fucking years
jeez, dude. We are infesting this board with food threads fr.

>>212556100
no we are germanic. finns are sami mongoloids.

>>212556109
That`s a norwegian dish sir. And they have cod in Norway but they choose to eat boiled horse heads and potatoes.

>>212555961
Du er ikke sjefen min. Jeg har ikke noe problem med deg i det hele tatt.

>>212556115
you w0t mate

>>212556186
You are all mixed
Half of swedes have pig snub snouts like chinks

>>212556204
lol

>>212556185
we have those threads like a few times a week. that's just what i could find with the search terms i used under the german flag

>>212556012
Nobody brought up using cinnamon on meat in Norway until you did. They have caraway. They have juniper. They have dill. All three make regular-enough appearances - just not in a stew that is practically begging for it.

>>212556115
>>212555835
Nigga... Most of our famous weird dishes are with fish.

>>212556111
Before potato, Europeans ate turnips and there was actually a lot of anti-potato propaganda when it was first introduced, like it was the devil's plant, because it grew underground. But then people realised it grows far better in bad soil and cold climate and gave massive yelds compared to anything else.

>>212556245
Now compare this with the amount of food threads we get from a single anon from Yakutsk. Cope and seethe.

>>212556165
Because fuck hunting buffalo and alpacas

So much drama, 150+ replies, because of potatoes and hering

LMAO

>>212556242
Get a portuguese book recipe for cods sir and stop eating horse heads sir

https://youtu.be/RRojuUW5oUg
i just finished watching this video and i'm curious about that grøt thing
do norwegians buy rice and make their own, or is there a flavor that you can only find in the ready-made powder product?

>>212556317
it's a sheep

>>212556270
People thought taters and maters were poisonous because they kind of look like nightshades...
They were right, and they are. Don't eat the leaves or the green fruits/tubers.

>>212556270
> like it was the devil's plant, because it grew underground.
But turnips also grew underground... I think it makes more sense that some stupid peasants tried to eat "berries" of potatoes which are poisonous. And if you don't store potato properly it also can get poisonous.

>>212556297
American "whites" compensating because their mommy fed them McDonalds and Chick-Fill-A instead of her home country's food.

>>212556297
all in good fun

>>212556317
There is nothing more nutritious for the soul than a snack that smiles back.

>>212556326
>do norwegians buy rice and make their own
yeah

Why cant white people cook for shit lmao.

Zero spices

Zero seasoning
The fuck is that vomit

>>212556388
said the literal clone of Adolph Hitler

>>212556335
Oh that changes everything then

>>212556388
This is why being a "white" amerimutt is based. You get the best of both worlds.

>>212554936
Also herrings and onion

>>212555149
Despite the fact that we're surrounded by sea, we don't eat anywhere near as much fish as you'd expect, but that's mainly due to the EU declaring UK waters to belong to the whole of the EU, so that more than half of the fish caught in UK waters were caught by other countries. Couple that with quotas for each species of fish and a law that says catches can't just be thrown back into the sea when they're of a species that has already met it's quota, but must be landed meant fishermen were forced return to shore early. This severely impacted the industry here, and we still haven't got a good deal for our own waters. So despite being an island with many fish dishes, we barely eat any of it because it's too expensive

>>212556382
thanks
i'll have to give it a try
do you have a recipe to recommend?

>>212556340
Maybe, I don't remember anymore, but I remember reading that there was a lot of opposition to it at first, probably machinated by the turnip merchants.

>>212555992
It's not about preference, it's about artificially lowered availability

>>212555493
Whats bad with that?

>>212556530
I can understand this with the English Channel and the Irish but that's some bullshit. I'd be furious.

>>212556505
You get nothing.

>>212556558
no, not really. i rarely make it, but its just rice, water, and milk. and a pinch of salt
https://www.matprat.no/oppskrifter/familien/risgrot/

>>212556698
sure feels that way at times

I can’t remember the last time I ate fish tbqh

Sad shit

>>212556734
We'll get through this without it getting to a soylent green phase (the soy-lentil stuff in the book, or the people jerky in the movie).

>>212556718
i guess cinnamon powder is completely a matter of preference
thanks for the link

>>212556388
Do you actually know how potato tastes like? Or onion? Salt enhances the natural flavors of the ingredients and that herring has probably been pickled with tonns of herbs.

Stop eating like it's 800 AD and you have to make the last of your winter rations last until spring.

>>212556875
yeah, i guess.
but that (and butter and sugar) only gets added when you are about to eat.
the butter must be real butter btw

>>212555003
Is that the dish with lamb and cabbage? Had it once and it was great.

>>212556971
good
i'll try it this weekend
have a good night kind sir

>>212557057
ja
>>212557088
have fun
good night

Scandinavian food looks awful.
Crispbread with cheese is good though, so I give them a pass.

>>212556931
but it's cold out there

>>212556326
comfy video

>>212557171
not that cold, really. most people live in the areas that are not too high and warmed by the sea.
ESTONIA IS COLDER

>>212557166
>noooooo brown cheese and meatballs is awful
>MAMMA MIA ITS A AUTHENTIC NYC MEATBALLA N PARMEGGIANO

>>212554155 (OP)
Do they eat the fish raw?

>>212557347
no

>>212557294
based snownigga

>>212557336
>muh meatballs
They ALWAYS bring up meatballs because it's one of like 3 normal foods they have. The rest is fermented fish heads, sandwich cakes, and reindeer testicles.

We Europeans may not always get along

But against new world browns attacking our food, we stand together

>>212557347
Smoked, brined, dried, or pickled
Meds like raw fish

>>212557502
let's be real though, even German food hard mogs Norwegian food

>>212554155 (OP)
Is that just a hunk of cheese? That's fucking disgusting.

>>212557559
What exactly is "German food". Da Norf and da Souf are like two different worlds.

>>212556678
It's one of the main reasons we hate the EU

>>212557647
>South
Edible

>North
Horrors beyond human comprehension

>>212554155 (OP)
i'd take british food over nordic
brits are overheated when it comes to their cuisine

>>212557502
Nigga be talking like italian and greek food was compaeable with germanic barbarian slop

>>212554282
actually they go well together and I assure you that raw onion and herring is a divine combination

>>212554155 (OP)
And yet they're one of the healthiest countries in the world.

>>212558806
They have the second highest rate of colorectal cancer in the world from all the cured meat they eat

>>212554707
Bait used to be believable.

>>212554155 (OP)
A bit too colorful and fancy looking for me.

>>212558945
Just because they have a slightly higher rate of some irrelevant cancer doesn't mean that their overall health is bad.

>>212554155 (OP)
looks nice

>>212554549
damn americans are trully one of a kind
even I am whiter than you

>>212554282
kys pajeet

>>212554155 (OP)
where is the seasoning?

>>212560210
He's right, that shit here would be fed to dogs, stop trying to ''fit in'' with the northern barbarians

>>212554155 (OP)
Very sad and gloomy looking food

>>212557685
>>212556530
>Oh no, not the billion dollar industry (0.1% of GDP). I"M GONNA BREXIT AAAAH

>>212560741
It's currently 5% of the agriculture, forestry, and fishing sector, but would be at least 10% if the current deal didn't force us to share our waters with the EU (until 2038 I think). And with relaxed regulations too, who knows?

>>212561187
Mate, your fishing industry is laughable compared to the rest of the economy. Even if you grew it tenfold and caught every last living creature in your seas, you wouldnt cover the damage dealt by brexit.

>>212561454
>dealt by brexit
Dealt by the EU loyalists overseeing Brexit, you mean. Certain parts of the UK had a lot of fishermen who suffered in recent decades. They were severely stifled and were forced to make a living elsewhere. And we now consume less seafood than we should. Why shouldn't we angry about that? We've become a net importer of fish

>>212554155 (OP)
based af but this lacks sour cream.

>>212554155 (OP)
Would probably be better if it was cooked.

>>212554282
the mutt is right. such bland food is a distinguishable trait of a barbarous civilization

>>212564210
>barbarous civilization
This guy thinks he's a roman living in 50 AD

>>212554155 (OP)
That looks good, obviously needs salt and pepper but not the worst example by far ive seen of nordslop

>>212555003
>>212554155 (OP)
i wouldnt feed that to a stray dog

>>212564621
Am I not?

>>212554155 (OP)
I had this growing up.

>>212565470
you are a fag

>>212554282
>raw beetroot
>raw fish
>raw onions
>potatos
>butter
you are correct

>>212554155 (OP)
Wypepo be like this is fire

>>212565585
The onion's a little on the thick side, and I'd be happier if the potatoes were split and the butter was in them with some salt and pepper... but yeah, I like everything on that plate. Maybe a little sour cream like Norweg Greg said.

>>212555110
truth nuke that destroyed yurofags. even we eat more fish than them

>>212555110
Ah yes, the totally reliable and up-to-date statistics on fish consumption in Zambia, South Sudan, Kiribati and Andorra

>>212554155 (OP)
I would.

>>212554282
I don't get it.

>>212565760
They've been seething the entire day, wtf.

>>212554155 (OP)
That's a 'before' photo depicting ingredients meant to be then cooked.


Right...?


Right...?


Uhh... Guys...??

>>212556115
Google Kamchatka crab

American Chinese mogs all cuisines

>coastline larger than some European countries
>most of the fish eaten is canned salmon and tuna, or mystery-garbage-eater fishsticks.

>>212554155 (OP)
why are 'toids so disgusting

>>212554155 (OP)
Love it

>>212565760
hardly a fair comparison when some of them live in landlocked countries

>>212554155 (OP)
Those are just ingredients

>>212566852
I feel the parts are greater than the sum in this case... Then again, some kickass beet-n-tater salad with some pickled herring on the side wouldn't be terrible.

>>212554155 (OP)
Looks good, I'd put it in some foil with olive oil and cook it in the oven

oh hey its a thread where people post pictures of how white their hands are to help them win arguments. ive seen this one before

>>212567180
Don't cook the pickled beets... or the pickled fish. You will not enjoy the end result, unless you're breading and frying them - that works ok.

>>212567222
HAHA YOU'RE BROWN (please post food pics if you are)

>>212567222
Just don't show the back of yours and you'll do fine.

Eye of round with baby puke anyone?

>>212554282
This post is not wrong, the angry replies are cope. The type of dish in OP's pic might've been acceptable 200 years ago, but not today. Especially with widespread access to various spices and ingredients from all over the world. People who cling to their "traditional cuisine" are deluding themselves.

>>212554549
>yellow tinge

>>212554617
I eat Herring nigga.

>>212567501
What a truly outrageous paradigm shift, HomoGlobin! We should circle back to this after reinforcing the synergy of everything in our fridges with a good cleanout curry!

>>212554155 (OP)
The serving isn't impressive, but it's good stuff.
>>212554282
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Salty fish with oil, onion and potato is perfect, and beets are good with everything.

>>212567501
>herring/onions
>beets
>potatoes/butter
not my first choice but it makes sense to me

>>212554707
>netherlands
this better be bsit, matjas and rolmops are literally dutch

>>212554549
You have a tawny complexion. Confirmed non-White!

>>212567647
What's your point? Even landlocked countries have fish dishes. doesn't mean they eat them often, you fucking idiot.

>>212565438
you're missing out

>tfw you watched youtube videos to teach you how to make pickled herring and it's awesome

>>212554155 (OP)
>First world cunt
>Eat like a thirdie
Why are scandis like this?

>>212555003
Looks like Quyrdaq

>>212555493
Not only white people

>>212566323
Awful food take

Like AWFUL

Y'all whities are fucking missing out like so badly

If I ever became supreme dictator of any country, I'd ban Americanized Chinese chinkslop effective immediately... and I'd fucking execute anyone who eats/prepares/trades it anyway without trial

>>212567501
>acceptable
Why are you so gay and retarded?

>>212554155 (OP)
Would it really kill those niggas to chop and mix it up a little? This just looks like they put 5 random raw ingredients on a plate

>>212571606
>sheep and cabbage
the simplest yet best meal ever. we are brothers in sovl if you also eat this.

>>212573610
How come we have such similar cooking abilities despite being so far away from each other

>>212574125
simplicity and a focus on feeding large groups with few ingredients and little work instead of going full autist on the cooking. i love italian food and i watch some cooking 'tubers, often old grandmas. the time and effort they put into making a meal is unheard of here, said grandma would be working out in the fields aside the men then chased home to make dinner for them all in 30min. no time for fancy shit then. and it ends up being just as tasty.

>>212566446
High quality fish is expensive
Our government says the same thing «we eat too little fish despite living in a country where fish was a staple part of the diet. How do we fix this?». Yeah but now it’s twice as expensive as meat retards why would you buy it? It has nothing to do with tastes really just economics. Some people nowadays like fish less but that is because they didn’t eat it growing up for the aforementioned reasons

>>212573583
It gets mixed in your mouth and stomach when you chew it anyway now doesn’t it?
You are not a child anymore, you can get a little bit of everything by mixing stuff together yourself with your utensils

Eating fancy food is decadent and catholic

>>212554549
why no one points out your funny looking fingers?

>>212574228
"Everything mixes in the stomach" is peak boomerism alsongside "everything which is soft is edible" and "everyone has to eat seven barrels of shit before they die"

>>212574256
Unironic truth nuke
Just eat your meal and move on with your day. Don’t waste hours extra to make your meal taste slightly better. You eat to live not for the taste

>>212574256
Protestants are just Messianic Jews.

>>212554155 (OP)
Tad bit too spicy for my taste

>>212554155 (OP)
Is the onion pickled or literally just raw?

Is the herring smoked or canned or what?

Smetana herring is the ultimate summer treat with small potatoes and dark bread. Cant prove me wrong.

Ew

White people dont spice they food

>>212575227
>smetana herring
Finns are Russified. It's over.

>>212575227
Hell yeah man chicken salad and wheat thins

>>212575227
Looks like vomit

>>212555450
Oslo is the richest and wealthiest nordic city, you will find all kinds if food from around the world in Oslo.
This is what it looks like driving around in the wealthiest nordic city
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7i3FPmD01Yw&pp=0gcJCcEJAYcqIYzv

>>212575085
onion is raw, herring is salted.
>>212576001
no that would be stockholm, its far richer than oslo. rest of sweden might not be...

>>212576069
Anon! Twice! Oslo is twice as rich and wealthy as Stockholm!
Stockholm is the second wealthiest nordic city tho

>>212574201
Commercial fishermen need to be hanged on the regular basis. In Russia these faggots catch the fish then sell it to you/Korea or China and then claim they got nothing upon return in the port.

rate my lunch

>>212576812
what the fuck is that

>>212577006
It looks like a stuffed pepper

>>212577006
pepper with ground meat
8/10 because it's hard to eat with fork.

c

>>212575227
Yikes

>>212576181
havent checked lately but last i did stockholm btfo oslo. old money and shit, we dont have that in norway.

>>212554155 (OP)
Looks good, do brown people really have a problem with this lol?

>>212554549
Clean your desk

>>212576812
Its ok, maybe a bit too heavy it needs some fibre if that stuffing is just meat

>>212576812
What is that

>>212577580
>old money

Old money doesn't mean shit. Thats like saying Bergen is richer than Oslo because Oslo was just a village back in the old days when Bergen was a trading hub.

>>212554155 (OP)
100% macaco free...

Scandinavian design is characterized by its simplicity, minimalism, and functionality...I'd say this applies to their dishes too.

>>212579349
old money is what keeps sweden afloat, bonnier is just one example.
your example is exactly whats going on, you can move all oil engineeer and bank jobs to oslo, this doesnt make oslo rich, thoose jobs can just as well be moved to stavanger, bergen or trondheim over night. old money and trading hub is whats make a city rich.

>>212554155 (OP)
I mean if you actually cooked those they would make for a nice lunch. Not breakfast though, that's insane.