Thread 212555928

Oasis edish

poo smells lmao

Cardiff was amazing.

>>212555928 (OP)
RASTAS CMON

this show's gone downhill aye?

Tell em!

Not a fan of this non-canslad new but let’s just roll with it

Anyway lads, the cans? Where are we at with the cans?

favourite oasis song? so sally can wait, me

Lost two stone in 8 months :)

im a gay mong and i bum dogs

>>212557750
this poster just became a mummy

>>212557706
mental how much I see myself in him

Dr House spent a lovely Spring Break with Dr Wilson :)

need my bwc wanked NOW

>>212557704
was rick and morty art always this ugly?

>>212557704
it was never good
reddit nihilism slop even at its peak

*chuckles softly*
Do you really think your projectile weaponry will stop us?

>>212557756
this wasn't me!
my mate did this when i left my pc unlocked!!!
im not a gay mong and i dont bum dogs!

mental how grim society is

Canspaedo actually made a new LOL

Any friendlies in Cherno?

>>212557782
have you watched gay porn
>>212557756
do you watch gay porn
>>212557750
would you be interested in watching gay porn

doing an evil gay porn dance to umamusume pretty derby music in my evil smelly incel lair

>>212557815
vhen vill you vear vigs

>>212557704
it went downhill after season 2 mate

>>212557803
mad how rorke rebelled against literally every aspect of this image and was treated like dirt for it

>>212557805
Does it upset you?

bloody sick of the lot of you

>>212557805
screaming

>>212557704
once the celebrity guests start appearing in a show then you know it's on its deathbed

>>212557805
fucks sake lol

butthole still hurts

>>212557856
alright albert

FEELING LIKE A DEAD DUCK

>>212557704
Why is it that every animated show ignores it's own characters to suck off a new celebrity every week now

REAL NEW

>>212554365
>>212554365
>>212554365

>>212557853
No it made me laugh when I saw it

now watch me whip

>>212557760
>>212557760
>>212557760

We are all in here lads

>>212557887
it's fucking kino

>>212557706
what's the context of this? is he even getting rejected by his fellow incels?

Lads, again I must express my joy

TOILBERG IS GONE FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS AND COULD DIE IN A PLANE CRASH

>>212557944
We are?

got the rape yaoi on

really want to suck a willy but im too scared what if i meet up with someone and get raped lol

got the new sarah z on

>>212558027
ok

wheres that reaction image of the ape going ! to a womans naval??

>>212558027
the actual sucking motion isn't that pleasant the part that's nice is feeling their body respond like their hips bucking against your lips or their fingers digging into your hair

fruit squares.

>>212558046
Gigantic tits on her being wasted on not feeding some rorklings

business idea: have another go at the crusade. With the way the middle east is right now I reckon we could steamroll it

You know, I love Cleopatra
I'm just grateful that I know that old girl
Even though I wonder where she's at-ra
As I wander through this world
And Abdul yearns for Cleopatra, Abdul takes her or takes none
Abdul loves Cleopatra, she's still the one

dude cody you gotta try my meemaws fried sqwerl on a stick

Toil idea
Start actively flirting with the autistic ruby granger lookalike that's a skinny version of her with perfect teeth

If it goes well, I get to have a nice big shite in her mouth
If it goes bad I have the Latvian bash her and then take the nice big shite into her mouth

i would theoretically be over the limit right now if i tought i could drive

>>212557973
doesn’t have to be just fantasy x

ay brucie come try granmo's crocodile cooked on a shoe ya cunt

>>212558123
no anime

2nd date with the bumbloid potential gf tomorrow after toil, she's bringing her dog and we're going for a walk

might take some treats for the dog, and some for the spaniel too aha x

>>212558122
Have you ever noticed that nobody cares about your posts?

paying £520 per week for a slum tier flat

>>212558187
horrible racist

I like when public figures and tv personalities I already hate turn out to be rapists and nonces because it vindicates my feelings for them.
This does not mean I like that they nonced kids or raped people though. Only that if someone had to be nonced or raped, it was the people I hated that did it.

>>212558187
sent that aussie freak flying

Sorry guys I made a post but forgot to check on my (You)s

I am 34 with a 40" belly and never exercised. Is doing 15 miles of cycling enough?

>>212558223
fuck up you daft daft 0iq dumb cunt

>>212558123
had this on tape as a kid but the stupid VCR ate it

>>212558260
enough for what?
and just the once?

>>212558220
ktim. Rather live like shot now and save my money

Am on PIP

>>212558260
enough for what? getting a boyfriend? yeh probably you big fat gay boring bastard, maybe take your seat off and ride it like that for practice

Just ate 1000 calories of doughtnuts and 700 calories of noodles in a moment of utter madness. might make myself throw up in the toilet

Listening...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euR_lDvDwAk

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212558295
she looks ai generated

>>212558263
stop it before i activate my dinosaur mode

>>212558289
At the moment I'm doing 15 miles every other day. Will increase the mileage as I get more fit.

>dating a dog owner

Would rather die alone, vile fucking creatures

>>212558302
what is your disability that keeps you from working?

>>212558317
based neoliberal chad

Might have a Discord gf wahey get in lads

>>212558311
when did people stop calling them doughrings

>>212558327
>Would rather die alone
>implying you have a choice in the matter

>>212558329
ADHD

>>212557958
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212558279
damn unc

>>212558317
YES it's the neoliberal bull our saviour

>>212558327
you are brown

*does it live*

>>212558327
>>dating a dog owner
>
>Would rather die alone, vile fucking creatures

>>212558072
FONT

>>212558322
i mean yh that's pretty good if you're watching your diet too
better off reading /fit/ than asking for advice here though really

>>212558327
what about an owl owner

>>212558346
ah yes of course
fibromyalgia and long covid too no doubt

>>212558365
daddy would you like some sausage

>>212558317
YES! based neoliberal

>>212558217
I noticed you responding to them

>>212558260
If you can cycle thatm uch without being in too much pain the next day, yes, lad
But generally losing weight, especially when fati s a mixture of eating less and eating healthy and exercise but exercising what you can
Like some lad who pushes crates around all day can probably afford to do a lot more push ups than the fucker who barely moves his upper body but walks a lot

Basically you want to burn calories without getting to much DOMS

need new pictures of the sad return to the dating apps

>>212558320
CWLTSHC

even straight wank
odds gay wank
dubs tranny wank

>>212558317
What's the matter, big guy?

You're not spamming as much as usual

Did something happen?

>>212558413
cor

>>212558412
boring

>>212558413
Timmy's crush

Thank you for the exercise advice fellas

>>212558399
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212558445
LOL

>>212558380
I think the default on 4chan is Sans Serif, but im not sure

>>212558340
how'd you manage that?

flies buzzing around my arse

where is he

>>212558450
Go sweeming

>>212555928 (OP)
Suede > Pulp > Blur > Oasis

>>212558460
>>212558425
You're being just as annoying as them by spending all day trying to provoke them, just filter them for fuck's sake

>>212558327
prefer dog owners to cat owners, every woman who owns cats is mentally ill

>>212558483
cute image

>>212558479
dig the poo out and leave on the floor then the fly will stay there

Dog owners rattled once again learning not everyone likes their loud, unhygenic beasts

You're not a 19th century duck hunter, don't need one, simple as

>>212558450
The other thing is, someone that's fairly fat will burn off a surprising amount of calories just by walking (or anything that moves their whole body so that includes cycling)
Cycling might be easier for you if you're used to it

I'd avoid running/jogging for a bit or at least if you plan on it, don't try to do mroe than say 30 seconds to a minute and then walk the rest for a minute or two
>>212558501
I like the attention from the paedo myself, lad

no pound signs

>>212558483
no tobys >,<

r…..ruh……r-rape……RAPE….RAAAAPE!!!!!

Any of you niggas from the Gherkin that wanna bring it, bring it
But we ain't singin', we bringin' drama
Fuck you and yo' motherfuckin' mama
We gon' kill all you motherfuckers
Now, when I came out, I told you it was just about Rorke
Then everybody had to open they mouth with a motherfuckin' opinion
Well, this is how we gon' do this
Fuck leftypol, fuck Rorke
Fuck the cronem as a staff, gentleman's club, and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you wanna be down with Mickey Mouse, then fuck you too
Katy girl, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' mandem riders, London Eye, 'til we die
Out here in London, nigga, we warned ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob

>>212558515
any what would my dog do without me?

I’m completely straight but I’m big into fitness.
One time I came in a cup with the intention of drinking it.
I couldn’t muster myself up to drink it though. Felt like I was about to drink a glass of my own spit which would also be revolting.

they fuck doggies don't they

>>212558495
stfu yankoid

>>212558560
cope nigel

dont know how lads have the discipline to shag a bird and not splooge inside her

need a bf

>>212558515
>You're not a 19th century duck hunter
yeah i can tell you're not a fan of finding birds

>>212558551
can't imagine how prudish and incurious you'd have to be to have never eaten your own spaff

>>212558495
jfc
go listen to your own music

>>212558515
>Dog owners rattled once again learning not everyone likes their loud, unhygenic beasts
>
>You're not a 19th century duck hunter, don't need one, simple as

>>212558525
zero self awareness

Why is cansnonce who literally makes AI generated images of underage girls and saves them on his PC calling other posters paedos?

dog is mans best friend, anyone who disagrees is a brown cunt

>>212558495
Oasis > Stone Roses > Verve> Happy Mondays > Pulp >>> southern fairies

>>212558601
heh hem…(straightens necktie)… forgive me for that… little outburst….

>>212558572
Leftypol has truly lost if even brainless bimbos that only want approval and social status are making racist jokes noe

youtube link to some shitty pop song

the breakfast eaten after the intermittent fast is done
gym later today
good feel

>>212558515
nooooo theyre hecking good boierinos

Cody's contribution to global cuisine

>>212558543
yes... YES

Lads, two fucking weeks clear free of the toilberg

i can't stop smiling
I think I might start openly noncing the Latvian's tits and see if she says anything

>>212558585
done that virgin freak

>>212558572
seen her bob and vagene

>>212558618
You are an imbecile lmfao

>>212558585
aha ahaaaahahaha

canada meltie
wonder if he'll start posting black men kissing again

???

>>212558695
bet her minge reeks of skips

both dogs and cats are nice and I have both, the only people that care about debating them are personality-less fucks that also get riled up about coffee vs tea or pineapple on pizza

>>212558695
what is that phonecase gimmick thing
I've seen loads of bints posted here with it

*takes my tortoise on a walk*
See ya later virgins

*shuffles around*

>>212558495
mental how you got literally every single position incorrect
Heroin Blur > Coke Oasis > Sober Blur > Sober Oasis > Seude > Pulp

>>212558728
its for people with "autism" (doesnt exist) popping the bubbles makes them feel good

>>212558712
You'd like that wouldn't you

>>212558728
they stick that on their shower door while showing off for small boat cronem on facetime

>>212558742
i like how they make big money spreads like some sort of exotic peacock species. fascinating creatures arent they

>>212558742
average height of 5'2

>>212558585
sent that 'sheed barrelling back to bradford with that one

>>212558722
You are allowed to have one day off from posting here you know DTFIC

>>212558653
done that bent incel freak

>>212558348
i am a lot like you
i am alone like you

>>212558739
*snap*

>>212558742
LOL

dogberg onamadone

>>212558752
>I got the bubble pop phonecase cuz im a girl with autism :3

>>212558794
come here and give me a kiss

>>212558653
best carleybender post for a while

THE CRONEM ARE ACTIVATED
THE CRONEM ARE ACTIVATED

Unrequited love is painful. I'm feeling that right now

>>212558722
>>212558683
Genuinely think you take this thread a bit too seriously

saw a cat in the church cemetery and it let me slap its butt and it rolled on it's back for me :3

>>212558752
>"autism" (doesnt exist)
It very much does exist.

>>212558834
It’s his entire life

>>212558825
doesn't matter when you remember that our lord and saviour jesus christ loves us more than any mere mortal ever could

dey gon do summat squeakin

>>212558837
that doesn't look comfortable or practical

need an early night so can all the terrible posters start going with your gimmicks around quarter to 9 so I can log off from my /brit/ shift

the streets > dizee rascal > dave

>>212558852
cat nonce

an entire squadron of robotic cronems powering up like securitrons in fallout new vegas

>>212558861
mmhmm xx

>>212558861
are they the luh airmasses? what about the waves? is katie ready for the s curved baton?

Might look into programming my own video game
Something to do with cans

might start smoking inside

>>212558896
LOL!
the new song is so good

well it seems we've both got autism haven't we

viceroy admiral rorke smoking inside

*batters the lot of you*

>>212558832
would

>>212558901
u kno x
>>212558903
mmhmm yeh dey is airmasses
dey waves? mmhmm dey do be lookin silky

>>212558832
right that's it this joke has gone far enough

abdul

>>212558925
you couldnt even batter a sausage you fat cunt

no point trying to get fit/looksmax because I'm already 25+ and past my prime

>>212558948
the cronem robotic activation song is so good

>>212558925
not so fast wee man

>>212558948
das rite crodie xx

>>212558860
can i ask the lord to make her love me back please?

surreptitiously right clicks save video as

at that age where I don't enjoy video games anymore, but where I also have come to realise that I don't really have any other hobbies nor do I have the attention span, financial means, or motivation to get a new one. I just come home from work, shitpost on /brit/ for hours and then go to bed.

>>212558980
no lad whats meant for you will come to you

>>212558952
erm, lad, what's that from?

Taking a small break away from the incel command centre so I can have the energy to batter any Americans who try to post tonight

>>212558990
therapy for you

>>212558974
I genuinely hum it out loud sometimes LOL it’s genius

>>212558903
>>212558948
you are both so fucking gay

>>212558997
Bottom
British TV comedy series
The post is from facebook

>>212558974
thanks crodie x

the great blackenings of britain

>>212558832
i dont think he was enjoying it 2bh

>>212559002
bore off
yanks are good posters

rubbing the cocoa butter on elbows man looking asssshhhhhyyyyy

romantic compliments from women are silver

romantic compliments from your mates are gold

would love weyes blood to peg me

>>212558975
>delivers a perfect kick to the liver but does it really nervously
true kino

could frank sinatra wing C'est la vie by b*witched

>>212558990
i bought a bike earlier this year and started going for a 2+ hour bike ride after work, helps that i live about 2 minutes away from miles and miles of trails but im loving it. mad how much cool shit you see just mooching about on 2 wheels around sunset

winter is the grim part, not sure what im going to do then might take up swimming or somet

>>212559078
Can't ride a bike me

woah

>>212559099
why

>>212558975
this might just be the best webm of all time

>>212559078
incel walks when its dark are kino

>>212559024
Cheers, lad

>>212558990
How the fuck do you not have the fucking financial means?
You're on a fucking phone ro computer
Go take up some common as much interests, talking to the girls, visiting clubs , running
Or, as Canslad likes to do, combine interests
For example, lad, you could go to a nice night club, wait outside untill you see a girl to drunk to walk, run after her, talk her into letting you bring her to the local police station to help her but take a nice walk down the alley and give her a good visit from Rapelad

>>212558644
yeah but in modernity they are useless and just make a mess or create unnecessary noise

>>212559107
Never learned how to and don't know where to go without looking like a mong

>>212558834
What about my posts is serious exactly?

>>212559109
cant imagine an incel walk on the trails though, reckon incel walks are best going around built up areas but of an hour where no other cunts are around

>>212559118
shut up cunt

>>212559150
>What about my posts is serious exactly?
seriously fucking bent lmao

>>212558901
>>212558948
>>212558979
>>212559029
Why are you sending kisses to each other?

dem luh airmasses dey do be grippin gud
but not as gud as di -2 ting x

right lads
there is a plug outside my flat which i assume is communal
what would stop me plugging an extension cord into it and then through my letterbox for cheeky free electricity?

>>212559139
never too late to learn lad, highly recommend

>>212559155
they're best when the clubs starting closing

Can't wait for the new. This one is piss-awful.

All I want to do is throw a bomb into /brit/
Blow you all to bits
I should be allowed to do that, at least
BANG

>>212559150
Not him but maybe the fact you’re in every single thread every single day haha

dad just walked in on me fucking my own feet

>>212559150
>>212559188
>>212559202
is this thread a bit too confusing for you lad? do you need a nap

>>212559200
sounds like high traffic hours for coked up deanos t b h

>>212559186
Done me
>>212559214
What's serious about that

>>212559188
yeah but cronem whispering yeah tek dat tek dat as the reserves get depleted within -2

oh my god, this guy has a macro when he lands off of a fuckin' flight, like a griffin, he yells "hello everyone, I am here", cos i've seen him do this like 4 times, and then he greets everyone warmly

>>212559118
you really are the worst poster here

>>212559193
Sorry I missed some new phrase you're using: the -2 ting? Like -2 inches in the pussy?

lachy

Can we recycle my thread when we get to 310? :)
>>212557682
>>212557682

>>212559236
wonder what the finale was with lachlan and genieveve

>>212558975
this might just be the webm of all time

>>212559233
Thanks, lad

>>212559230
shut up you homo and make some more music for your boyfriend lol

I look like a leftypol gay boy

>>212559193
mmmmmh x

>>212559046
for real. scratched, washed, shaved elbow. still ashy. what's the dealio

>>212559255
no! *throws a bomb into your thread*

>>212559232
Got a macroboner reading that

>>212559243
would look much better without the jew ink and jew metal

some strange posts going about

>>212557760
>>212557760
>>212557760

Because

>>212558990
probably get a girlfriend or a drug addiction

>>212559255
sorry we're all patiently waiting for the virgin lizard thread instead

why does that man post the ladies with tattoos
surely he knows they won't get any (you)s

>>212559229
As in you spend most of your life on this website? You understand that isn’t normal, yes?

>>212559292
*aims my nuke launcher right at that one*

>>212559289
LOL

>>212559007
'eddit for you