Thread 212556991

Pickle Balls Edition
Oldie but Goldie: >>212540349

what if i stare longingly into your eyes

>>212557043
The pickle balls bag is the same color scheme as the Brazilian flag
VERY telling…..

>>212557043
I'd poke your eyes out with my penis

>>212557043
castle doctrine

I’m convinced the only way that I will ever become happy is if I save enough to afford land in Maine and live in the forest
I pray to god every day to either win the lottery or for him to release a disease that destroys industrial society. For the love of god I just want to be FREE

So funny

>>212557191
das it maine

>>212557043
I would look away nervously

>>212557043
I’d start jacking off!

>>212557191
Why maine? Why not the comfy foggy forests of Washington or something?

>>212557084
Big if true

>>212557043
I'd stare through you with deer in headlights like the autist I am

>wait 300 seconds to make a thread
>wait 300 seconds to make a thread
>wait 300 seconds to make a thread
It’s no wonder all the good posters left
>wait 120 seconds to make this post

>turn around, bright eyes
All this time I thought the lyrics were "wise guy"

>>212557385
Maine has the most forest land and lowest populations. It’s one of the places where I could truly be left alone

Is Horace a good name for a boy

Jeeted…

>>212557463
i get this constantly on my laptop. i can only post on my phone in vivaldi browser

>>212557711
Never interact with browns simple as that

>>212557711
This article is nuts
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-tenants-destroying-rental-property-1.7579015

Black people are either named Dawkavarius, Amir, or George Quinctius Cincinnatus Cornwallis III

>>212557625
Yes

>>212557625
>Horace
>Whore ace
>whore race

>>212557788
How did you miss “Whore Ass”

>>212557625
Anyway, I like it, and that sort of “what if kids find a funny variant of the name” BS doesn’t matter

>>212557753
Lots of black people with George Washington and Thomas Jefferson as their first and middle name

Finger my ass with your dick

>>212557753
There’s also the subset of blacks with French-related names like Marquis

>>212557855
A shit I forgot about the Hatians

>>212557855
(which is a title of nobility and not a name among actual French)

>>212557895
Roy is also a title thoughbeit

>>212557625
Kids will call him whore
I just hear it as either Horus or horse

>>212557829
>that sort of “what if kids find a funny variant of the name” BS doesn’t matter
Nigger my name is Richard and I grew up with nonstop dick jokes and no good comeback for them. It definitely matters, don't curse your kids with that shit unless your name is Gaylord or something and you've lived through it yourself

>>212557749
They're apparently squatting now as well
>they haven't paid any rent since April

>>212557829
My parents named me Howard and everyone called me Coward. go fuck yourself

I’ll name my sons Nebuchadnezzar, Ashurbanipal, and Narmer

>>212557893
I’m not referring to Haitians. I forget the exact details, but I read an article about this phenomenon a long time ago. IIRC it dates back to a time when blacks were still discriminated against in the Anglosphere, but the French Revolution faggots had already implemented some form of Civil Rights-ish racial egalitarianism, which made France very cool and aspirational to the blacks of America. You can sort of see this manifest in the early 20th century Parisian jazz scene, for example. Haitians tend to use actual French names, while this other phenomenon among African-Americans generally manifests with random French non-name words, or random French-like sounds.

>get dark diet soda
>as ice melts and it waters down, it still tastes good
>get light diet soda
>tasted like flavored water when it water down
what chemical fuckery is this

Where's the leaf jeet?

Why do black women name their daughters Tanya and Taissa
Those are Slav names

>>212556991 (OP)
i recently bought that thing from costco and it made me feel japanese since that was the most umami packed flavor i ever had in my life

>>212558071
Like they have knowledge about that. They just name their kids like other blacks do.

>>212557969
>>212558007
My surname is kind of conducive those sorts of jokes, with a little rhyming, but I’m intimidating enough that no one dared.

>>212558041
Let's summon him
Ahem
Destiny is a dumb cuck. Drumpf is based. Christianity is true.

>>212558071
For me? It’s Russian girls named Nastya (nickname for Anastasia)

>>212558007
>howard the coward

>>212558174
1- you don't get a choice if it's your surname
2- it obviously still bothers you since you didn't even share it anonymously
Don't force that on a child if it's in your power, unless you know how to train your kid to be witty about that kind of stuff. You just won a genetic lottery

>>212558071
>>212558118
They first do a search of African children's names, take syllables from those, then syllables from some other region, stitch them together and pretend the result isn't ridiculous. That is the origin of their prolific usage of the apostrophe. That is how they arrive at names like Sha'Darius.

I denounce Muhammad and the Quran

>>212558235
a peace squad has been deployed to your location

My kids will be name Alexander, Ælfric, Fergus, and Llywelyn

>>212558233
I have a rare enough surname that I’m not comfortable posting it to 4chan for doxxing reasons.

I'm gonna name my kid faggot

>>212558281
>Gonorrhea! Chlamydia! Dinner’s ready!!!

>>212558276
Pussy

Anyways, I remember some guy with the last name cox called me dick, and I replied, defending my name literally once in my life, with just "bro your last name is cox" and everyone in the room turned on me and said I went too far. This was in I think 12th grade. I hate normies so much

how about a boy named sue

even though it's only a 1 year age difference something about a 20 year old dating a 19 year old feels demented, being in your teens is whole different world from being in your 20s

retards like me should not exist

how about a boy named jew

>>212558337
Gonna name my son that and then walk out on him

taco bell really dropped the ball on this last release

I'm a stupid useless maggotcel

>>212558374
You think you're reviewbrah or something

>alienate your fan base for supporting trump
>further alienate your fan base for making a new party against trump
What’s Elons end game?

How about a flower named you

>>212558408
Now he’s chudposting about Epstein too

>>212558349
You're thinking like a old hag

>>212558408
>Le fan base
Not everything is a fucking fandom war, redditor. He obviously wants to support politicians who will specifically give Tesla government grants and shit

>>212558478
Okay but who is going to buy Tesla's when no one likes him?

>>212558408
He's just an autistic retard doped up on ketamine

>>212558513
The vast majority of the public who don't give a shit about politics

>>212558368
Well, my daddy left home when I was three
Didn't leave very much to my mom and me
Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me Jew
Well, he must've thought that it was quite a joke
And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk
Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Jew
But I grew up quick and I grew up mean
My fist got hard and my wits got keener
Roam from town to town to hide my shame
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
I'd search the honky tonks and bars
And kill that man that gave me that awful name

watching destiny

this world is evil

How about a jeet named Poo?

>>212558041
Here he is
>>212558617

mining... crafting... making big moves in silence...

why is it so common in english speaking online communities to refer to poles and russians as "slavs" but nobody ever says "germanics" for englishmen and germans because that would sound weird?

>>212558663
Englishman already have "anglo"

>>212558663
you're a germanic, slavic, english, sexy cummer

>>212558663
Kurac mean dick in bosnian

america is the only country that has freedom of speech

>>212558663
It could relate to how the British are kind of a weird amalgam of Germanics, Celts, and Latins. It’s hard to firmly categorize Brits into any one of the three. Kind of like how the French are only marginally Latins, with a lot of Germanic influence via the Franks and Celtic influence from the Gauls.

>>212558637
lol

Charlemagne was ethnic German

A fallin’ star
At least I fall alone. . .

farts are stinky

lick my butt

>>212557513
Washington actually has more unpopulated space, only the canadian border is unpopulated in maine

>>212558795
My ancestor :)

>>212558845
Spinsters farts smell like flowers

12 Pack for 6 Dollars
The sky is so gray

>>212558663
When I look at a monkey I don't try to classify what type of monkey it is I just say look funny monkey do a trick and then I clap

Charlemagne was of CELTIC origin

I am of Gaelic origin

I'm a dumbass.

I‘m of penile origin^^ (I was once a cumshot)

I’m 1/2 Germanic, 1/4 Latin, and 1/4 Gael.

Superman opens to 87% rating on Rotten Tomatoes with 87 reviews, indicating a Certified Fresh score on the horizon and the best DC film in many years.

>>212558628
The world doesn't have a disposition

I am of Garlic origin

they should make a jurassic park film but instead of genetic mutation into dinosaurs they should add demons (such as from the video game DOOM) to ride the dinosaurs as steeds and battle for the fate of humanity.

>>212558795
Charlemagne was objectively Belgian

>>212559072
Your thoughts on this?
https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/gilroy-garlic-festival-2025-return-six-years-after-mass-shooting/

>>212559068
yes it does!

diaspora?
more like
more like diasPOOra
or
or
more like diasPOORa
boom roasted

You're only as intelligent as the dumbest person you hang out with for no reason

>>212559022
don't say that dear

>>212559159
My friend I met in college is from Gilroy

>>212558877
Damn, I’d heavy consider Washington state after seeing this. Thanks anon

i'm watching destiny.

>>212559228
same

>>212559228
I'M LIBBIN OUT AAAAAAAAAAAA

Diiv really became MBV 2.0 wow

>>212559167
I disagree

>>212559250
> Diiv
who?

>>212559282
I'm the most powerful person on this planet. You cannot disagree with me!

no one man should have all that power
the clock's tickin i'm just countin the hours

In this general, we believe
>the world is neutral
>most people are fundamentally good
>brian and jason are the exceptions to these rules

Saw a Hispanic maintenance lady with a huge ass

>>212559451
I fucked her

>>212559446
im evil incarnate thoever

>>212559451
She doesn't wipe properly

>>212559446
> most people are fundamentally good
i've seen too much bullshit in the past decade to still believe that this is true. most people experience and are capable of kindness in limited doses, that is not the same as being a good person.

>>212559451
Drumpf wants her gone for some reason

>>212559208
You should I plan on moving there eventually, I've saved up nearly enough to buy a home now but I don't want to move until my siblings are older in case my parents ever need help

>>212559451
she can work on my pipe if you know what i mean

>>212559527
By maintenance lady I mean janitor

>>212559570
she can clean my pipe then

>>212559583
have you tried cleaning your own pipes?

What mental illness is it that involves obsession over conically large and impractical body parts

>>212559635
every day

>>212559446
>>most people are fundamentally good
Nah people are fundamentally animals that will act in kindness when it serves their own self interest but if the benefit of being cruel outweighs the benefit of being good they will always choose to be evil, people act like its very taboo to acknowledge but we are animals and driven by base instincts a lot this extend to pretty much everything like mating as well

>>212559638
>Idealization, in the context of mental health, is the process of attributing exaggeratedly positive qualities to oneself or others, often in an unrealistic way. It's a defense mechanism commonly seen in Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) and narcissistic personality disorder, and can also be present in other conditions.

>>212559659
damn brutha your plumbing must be smooth
tell me about your regimen
how do you have so much dedication to clean drainage

might poo soon

Is this true?

Size matters

>>212559716
nice, keep us up-to-date on any developments

My ex scored really high on Dr Drew's narcissism test

>>212559692
Related perhaps but don't think it's quite the same

>>212559451
I was about to post about a cool ladybug I saw today but there's no competing with that

>>212559659
did you use a cleaning agent? see pic

>>212559747
>well endowed
>have not once failed to make a girl cum even when I wasn't trying
Yes

>>212559752
Oprah will pay for forcing all these fake doctors on us

what's even the point
there's nothing left to look forward to in this life

IN MY SHADOOOWWWWWWWWW

MY SHADDOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

CHANGE IS COMING THROUGH MY SHADOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Nobody’s called me in like 3 days

>>212559206
Gilroy was here

>>212559928
this meme is from WW2, soldiers would paint or draw this meme on battlefields after literally blasting and shooting the fuck out of other human beings

>>212559941
Thanks chatgpt

>>212559928
it's kilroy

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>212559992
covpies, I'm drinking cumfefe

HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS

>>212560238
what happened?

>>212560238
Holy shit it’s happening

>>212560238
NO FUCKING WAY

I founded a co-op company. All workers are co-owners and are paid the same. No shareholders.

They are paid $44/hr (and increasing) whereas they'd be getting paid $15-20 for their role at a typical hierarchical company :)

And we've dominated the niche locally to the point of putting typical companies out of business.

Top-down management doesn't work.

>>212560238
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK IVANKA TRUMP JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BLACK BABY

>>212560334
so you're gonna hire me or what

Just used a netipot but I don't think it helped

If Jason and Terrone care so much about the white race then why aren't they out in Texas saving the little white girls that were hit by the devastating flooding? Thank you!!!!!!!!!

>>212560334
>top down management doesn't work
We've always known this, they just had to change the narrative when reagan pushed his economics bullshit

>>212560334
what niche?
either way that's very cool

Just used some marijuana pot but I don't think it helped

>>212560382
It's democracy. You go to an "interview" meeting with most/all workers and you and other applicants present are voted on. We have these only when a worker leaves and a extra twice a year.

>>212560451
Landscaping and infrastructure maintenance.

>>212560426
Jason and Terrone's bum of a parents are going to get fired this is a great day for America

>>212560426
Jason is spiritually brown
Terrone is both physically and spiritually brown

>>212560459
...that's just a popularity contest...
sucks for those who aren't good at presenting themselves...
you're just going to end up with a lots of useless employees who are really good at presenting themselves and taking credit for things others have done

>>212560426
Texas is a shithole tbqh

me and my twink both got one long braid in our hair, were like jedis who kiss eachother

>>212560541
What do you think normal interviews are?

Most of our workers are quiet autistic dudes because that's what works.

anybody wanna jerk me off

i see niggas in dresses every day, pretty depressing tbqh

>>212560671
Depends, are you a boy or a girl?

>>212560671
hmm, maybe

>>212560565
I'll give you the benefit of doubt. Maybe it works in your case.
But in general I'm wary of crowds making decisions on individual matters.

Do American men prefer hairy pussy or shaved pussy?

>>212560829
I prefer hairy

>>212559959
Nothing gets past you

>read western fantasy yuri
>it's some libtard utopia where every other person is gay and the author outright rejects the validity of natural gender roles with very flimsy and flawed reasoning
I don't mind the fantasy country accepting gays, though I'd prefer the society at large reject them, but treating them as so prevalent as to be equal to the average couple and denying the biological origins of behaviours and personality is dumb.

I can still enjoy the story, but it's lacking a spot of realism. Though, I guess, gays in fantasy aren't bug chasing pozzed faggots so it doesn't *require* realism, but it's still kinda off and feels......gay.

>>212560829
For me? It’s the former.

so what's your take

about to poo

>>212560543
true I live in Houston
someone post the video of the black dude jumping from the third story of the Galleria onto the ice rink

>>212560846
hairy pussy is only pretty if it's red or blonde since it's fucking GERMANIC!!!!!!!!!!

>>212559446
>you need to be a good person because...you just DO ok?!

>>212560978
Not at all. A dark hairy pussy that melds with the shadows and conceals unknown depths-- extremely alluring

Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no

KILL ROY
KILL ROY
KILL ROY

by the way, FUCK jannies for randomly banning me. in the name of Satan, may every 4chan janitor be cursed with extreme misfortune. so mote it be.

Major Major Major Major

just poo'd

>>212560941
Why would you steal a pair of designer glasses from a store, then brag about it on social media, only to get chased by a cop and launch yourself from the third floor of a mall into an ice rink? Literally why? I don't understand it!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!

>>212560806
The vote is anonymous using an app where everyone types in their vote if that makes you feel better.

>>212561122
bag alert

>>212560829
I prefer neatly trimmed.

>>212561155
Does bag mean cocaine?

>>212560846
To further qualify this answer, when I say hairy, I mean so hairy and unkempt that it encroaches on her asshole

but now she's my wife no more sex life

>>212561044
i feel like if a girl has dark hair and pale skin she should shave her pussy because it's prettier if she's fucking germanic then she should keep the red/blonde pussy hair, but that's just what i think about it, thank you!!!!!!!!

may 4chan janitors be sacrificed to the infernal gods

>>212561221
i think its just a bag of money

>>212560874
but ur gay so this is just a victim complex kink

>>212561237
YWNBG

Does that Ethiopian guy still post here

Brian's off his ban again

solved todays connections

god isnt real chuddy

>>212561276
I saw him a few days ago

The PEEthiopian is in the tennis thread and he gets mad at me when I post celebrities

>>212561304
Is Allah real

>>212561358
isnt he a vpnfag?

it's 3:33

>>212561366
They're the same thing aren't they

>>212561385
He's posted pics from Ethiopia

the most puzzling is why he paints his face orange, its just silly

>>212561422
bodied that freak

He keeps winning ... he's unstoppable.
How does he do it?
He went from being a low digit billionaire and reality TV host personality to being president, twice, and having an estimated 50 billion net worth in the span of a decade.
He won over the whole country.
Even the NATO chief is now fellating his dick.
He even humiliated Iran in front of the whole world.
How does he keep winning? What's his secret?

Retrospectively he's going to be one of America's greatest presidents for sure. Maybe the greatest since Reagan, although I'd say he has surpassed Reagan already.
For that matter, he completely overshadowed Obama, lol. Obama won't even be a footnote in the books of history. If they mention him, they will only say, this fella, might have been the reason Trump decided to run for president (although Trump had already tried earlier in the 90s.

>>212561385
he's a richfag living in ethiopia

agree?

cool

There should be a game like plague inc except actually remotely realistic

destiny said those kids deserved to drown

can a white boy catch a cock up his ass

>>212561422
He's a Muslim

I just returned from buying groceries. As i entered the grocery store I was passed by a black man carrying two items out to his vehicle: a large watermelon and a jug of grape juice. That was all.

>>212561494
They were all white little girls

hmm

El Flaco Narigón

>>212561532
He means 'they're the same' as in non-existent

>>212561568
god was teaching them a lesson

>>212561266
I'm half gay and I understand that, from an evolutionary standpoint, same-sex relations aren't normative and will never, and should never, be treated as equal to normal male/female couples.

I am a liberal, and I think normal gays, not faggots, should be accepted, but they should be accepted, not mistaken for the norm. Especially not to the point that the characters in the novel have no idea why the MC is freaking out when a woman comes on to her, because gays are so ubiquitous and normalized that the main heroine literally says "some people only prefer one sex, but nobody will judge you for it" as a kind of petty inversion of the real world common sense attitude toward gays.

Sister just sneezed ten times in a row

>>212561575
Uh oh

>>212561237
coffee = café

>>212561575
a lot of people look like that

>>212561582
I wasn't asking him

>>212561607
in interested in being her boyfriend

>>212561648
Monkey

are the bass hitting topwater today

Just stubbed my toe! How could a loving God allow this!?

>>212561602
you deserve to be raped and turned into a faggot

epstein killed himself i believe drumpf

>>212561494
Destiny is also an actual faggot and cuck that hates Whites so it shouldn’t be surprising that he cheers on the death of Americans

Americans be liked I'm currently employed as a bounty hunter

huh….ill be damned! that niggerboy sure can dance!!

if god was real he wouldnt have drowned those little girls

>>212561575
Why is my titcow in jail anyway if they didn't '''''''find''''''''' anything?

>>212561727
cause they changed the narrative mid way

Oh, the passenger
How, how he rides
Oh, the passenger
He rides and he rides

go rangers

Call me a schizo but I think this genuinely will be the last full year of industrial society, I think something in 2026 is gonna happen that will destroy multiple nations and kill most of the human population

butt itches

>>212561812
Why

Pedro Pascal is the sexiest man alive

>>212561727
Hey. Stop asking questions.

redpilled take:
god is real but they're amoral and indifferent to human suffering

>>212561828
No logical reasoning, I just FEEL it my nigga
Everything has a feeling of finality to it

why is daddy drumpf protecting the deep state

Guess it's milf feet for today then

accidentally made a typo in another thread

>>212561912
I bet that made you look like a real retard

REMINDER

YOU CAN BE FINANCIALLY AWARDED BY CHRC IN CANADA FOR REPORTING BUSINESSES WHO INSIST ON CONTACT ONLY THROUGH PHONE -- DEAF ACCESSIBILITY ISSUE

>>212561724
The schizos are saying it was caused by a satanic cloud seeding company albeit

>>212561923
not a retard but more like a freak and that's all I'm going to say

>we now have fan translations of hentai chapters being released after the first chapter is MTL
Grim.

>>212561812
Good

will suck penis if someone buys me copies of liber falxifer 1-3

This can only be ragebait ..??

>>212561998
uhh based???

>>212561998
You love this shit like a fucking woman

>>212561987
https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-the-book-of-the-left-handed-reaper

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DEAF TO BE REWARDED FOR REPORTING BUSINESSES FOR DEAF ACCESSIBILITY ISSUES

>>212561987
"Liber Falxifer" isn't even correct Latin. It should be "liber falcifer"
You would be retarded to spend money on something so obviously inauthentic

>>212562046
WHAT! SPEAK UP SONNY CAN"T HEAR YA!

i'm not really into the idea of destroying the entire universe but i think the temple of the black light has some good material for necromancy and cursing
>>212562035
i want physical copies
>>212562053
didn't ask

great minds think a lot

>>212562084
its think alike

>>212561998
Maybe but there’s also a bunch a self-hating whites who act like this

Great behinds stink alike

>>212558663
Cause Englishmen aren't Germanic
Seems simple enough to me
I think people do refer to like Austrians or Swiss as Germanic

I look like this

Coworker food’s fiancé is Monster addicted and has his own fridge for monster.
Do you like monster?

>>212562193
The mythical third Paul brother

>>212561998
Seems to be real. She had a pretty wide online footprint, but has since deleted everything after the backlash to that tweet. It’s possible the whole thing was an elaborate long con ragebait thing albeit
https://web.archive.org/web/20250612214914/https://medium.com/@radicalreflections

>>212561953
lol im a neet and aside from income support (that means welfare for you burgeroids) i make all my money through chrc reports. i check real life locations and websites. the no email/text/message contact is a lucrative one but theyll even give you chrcbux for reporting lack of colourblind accessibility on websites. thing is you can report businesses multiple times if they dont fix the issue. eventually they get tired of the fines i guess but some businesses treat it like any other old tax. dont tell others about this if they report the same issues your bux will be divided between you and them.

back from work

>>212562202
I downed a zero sugar monster just now

i can attest to qayin being an excellent spirit to petition for matters of quick money. perhaps i'll do another ritual with him this upcoming full moon.

>>212562242
Need a back rub honey?

>>212562202
yeah and I have a minifridge where I store it too but I'm not addicted

>>212561953
>>212562237
What kind of money are we talking per report?

>>212562273
>gayin
LMAO

>>212562273
Spam gay porn

>>212562293
let me finish my burger then please do

>>212562309
Get his faggot ass

>>212562304
it varies but i managed a $77 reward once for no sidewalk ramp
you have to make a LOT of reports

>>212562309
קַיִן (qayin) is hebrew for cain

Let him cook
LET
HIM
COOK

w-what are you doing with that gun

i evoked qayin at night outside on my rooftop. he literally appeared to me as a shadowy grim repeaer.

Use this for the new

>>212562423
More like evoked a goshkin

>>212562423
penis looking motherfucker

>canadian boys rub their penis to milf feet
gross

>>212562462
>>212562470
i may have accidentally evoked his repear aspect. i'm not sure if it matters which aspect you evoke.

>>212562511
actually I'm tugging it to hex maniac sweaty bras pics rn

>>212562589
>>212562589
>>212562589
>>212562589
>>212562589

>>212562202
I have never tried monster or red bull

>>212557463
At least it isn't 900 seconds anymore. Gookmoot created that post timer to train the faithful.