Thread 212560642

post white folk food that filters the browns from your country

>>212561474
>prepare a high class delicacy neatly only a plate
>open a bag of lay's potato chips and carelessly throw them on there
Fucking insane. Is this a troll picture? Potato chips aren't food. It's basically in the same category as candy. Imagine throwing fucking gummy bears on there. Total anglo death if you think this is appropriate at all.

>>212561586
>Imagine throwing fucking gummy bears on there
Sounds very modernist, sounds like something you'd see from top chefs

is that some sort of siskonmakkara soup ?

>>212562186
meant for >>212561972

>>212560642 (OP)
Behold, the White man's dish

>>212560642 (OP)
Our meme of having sweet jam with salty hot foods is fuckin retarded.

>>212560642 (OP)
Real Finns use lingonberry jam with liver box, not whatever the fuck that jam is.

cold soups in general, almost always with dill

>>212563128
lingonberries are more tart than sweet
>>212563303
are you blind? you can literally see the lingonberries in it

>>212561586
in his defence tartare is not really high class it's the kind of cheap meal you can find in a trucker restaurant for 12€
everything we sell to tourists as high class expensive dishes isn't necessarily actually high class here
we often serve it with fries and cheap red wine or beer, chips isn't really that shocking

>>212561474
why do people pretend to like raw protein?
it just tastes of nothing and is slimy and cold, eww

>>212563429
Tartare is pretty tasty though. There's a lot more to it than just the raw meat.

coq au vin is the ultimate white man dish, there is both pork and alcohol inside
brown people will never ever taste this

>>212563486
Sure, but you don't really taste the raw meat. You taste the garlic and parsley and olive oil and pepper and salt.
I mean, if I'm eating beef, I want it to taste beefy.

>>212563567
and sometimes i don't want to eat beef i want to eat tartare
you could also just put the olive oil and garlic on a piece of bread but it isn't the same
same logic for carpaccio, sashimi or what have you, it tastes fresh and different

brownpipo will never know what this tastes like

>>212561586
> being this angry by dried potato slices with salt and vinegar
It does make the dish look low class, but have you ever made tartare and the beef doesn't want to adhere together and just breaks apart on the fork? It's annoying. Chips can help with that
>>212563429
The slimy and cold texture is different and fun. It tastes buttery and nice and plays really well with the capers.

Get souped, idiots.

>>212565013
how does chicken soup filter non-whites? lol

>>212561586
>Imagine throwing fucking gummy bears on there
Like Mexican street food?

>>212560642 (OP)
>Try some of the clotted cream. Lactose intolerant? What's that?

>>212565013
kinda want soup rn

>>212565173
They see things in it and say "Chicken Noodle soup? I'm not white enough for this shit."
Self-filtered.

>>212565469
terminally online brain rot

>>212565661
You'd know, Darnell. You'd know.

for me, it's hog head cheese

i'm non-white and i get filtered by cheese and milk, but i don't think i'm exactly missing out, find them pretty disgusting.

>>212565953
You're missing out on cheese just to avoid shitting yourself? What a pussy

Cheese is how we know God is real

>>212565923
Brain filters me. I'm the wrong colour in the wrong part of the world to worry about Kuru, but... there is a lingering fear of prion diseases. No brains for me!

>>212566108
I've seen it send a ginger frenchman sprinting to the cannes.

tartiflette is great and easy to make
boil some potato slices
make some bacon and onions in a pan
butter a pan, but it all in there, add some cream, nutmeg, maybe garlic, salt, pepper, then just put an entire block of cheese on it
then you put it in the oven

>>212566356
Do you guys not have pork-friendly browns?
Oh, to be able to limp my way through French in a place where the browns aren't constantly fighting over which god with however many arms is worth exploding over.

>>212566355
if i don't spend 30 minutes on the shitter on the morning that means it was bad, i probablt didn't eat enough

>>212566409
browns not really, blacks maybe but indians and south americans are very rare here
they run a few corner shops but even the stuff i see on 4chan about uberjeets is just done by blacks here most of the time, as for tech saaaapport i don't think we have a tech industry worth emigrating for

>>212566411
Aligot and similarly starched up lactose-heavy cheese and garlic dishes are my evidence that there is a god, and he has a sense of humour.
Me ma (bleached English rose) is lactose intolerant but can drink. Me da (French and Red) can drink milk, but not brown liquor.
I burn to a crisp even on a moonless night, but by jove, I can drink all the wine and brandy and eat all the potato-garlic fondue!

>>212566452
I recently saw a webm of a large group of Indian men smashing coconuts on the street in Paris. None of us are safe from the Jeet diaspora

>>212566336
Me too, but it doesn't have any brain in it. At least not the ones I get from the local cajun deli

>>212566452
they don't move here for tech support - the line just gets transferred to India where "Khaarl Djaansen, Endterprice Halp Disk" is literally strangling his coworkers while on the phone so he can get more hours.

>>212566531
The Amish here use everything that isn't meat for the aspic. I'm sure the meat's all jowl, tongue, and so on, but the jelly's 100% got the brain, skull, eyes, and cervical spine happening.

>>212566525
You got the best parts of the genes i'd say, natural selection

>>212566632
too bad I'll never pass it on because I'm a filthy ginger

>>212566653
The world needs more ginger qts

>>212566623
Eyes don't bother me that much since fish eyes are good but spine and brain is a bridge too far, and I've had some pretty gruesome food before

>>212566790
Every girl I've been with has been dyslexic... They get the first three letters backward for a bit, then figure out what they really want is... well two of them have little caramel kids with the same father.

Do brownoids eat sandworms? They seem like they'd be maha maha maha haram.

>>212565469
What? Chicken soup is a fairly universal thing, we just use different noodles.
>>212560642 (OP)
Is this bread and Jam?

>>212563560
I made this once for christmas. I followed Julia Child's recipe.

>>212567278
Meatloaf and jam

>>212567356
I... Sort of want to try it now.

>>212565013
>>212566031
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>>212563775
I’m brown and I eat these dishes

>>212565469
The hood loves chicken noodle soup

>>212567406
Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
- Soap

>>212567406
Do you find it improves your Matt Berry impression?
I did up some fried chicken with watermelon-habanero-cilantro salad and wine tonight, and my Morgan Freeman has never been better.

>>212567278
>Is this bread and Jam?
Liver casserole and lingonberry jam. One of the more popular foods in Finland, but not everyone likes it.

>>212567558
Your casserole's drier than freeze dried rabbit balls, veljeni.

BROWNOIDS OUT

>>212560642 (OP)
>>212561346
>>212561474
>>212562186
>>212561927
I'll literally eat anything slightly edible, fuck off

>>212567639
breh...
Rye or buckwheat pancakes with peas and caraway? Sure.
Buttered bread with canned peas? When's payday?

>>212567599
that's why you put the lingonberry jam on it. are you stupid or something?

>>212567703
You can still put the tangy berries on it without turning it into a rusk cracker.

>>212565469
i say this

>>212567733
I can verify.

>>212567727
it's actually a quite moist dish