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Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565192 [Report] >>212565223 >>212565682
/brit/
rubes edition
Anonymous United States No.212565203 [Report] >>212565214 >>212565225 >>212565241 >>212565249 >>212565291 >>212565294 >>212565353
OUCH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565214 [Report] >>212565270
>>212565203
snyderbros...
Anonymous United States No.212565223 [Report]
>>212565192 (OP)
what is it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565225 [Report]
>>212565203
normies really do just want relentless positivity to mask their god awful lives
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565230 [Report] >>212565285 >>212566565
I want the real Rubes to sit on my face. She could be my Rose West.
Anonymous Canada No.212565241 [Report] >>212565246 >>212566190
>>212565203
Looks brown
Anonymous United States No.212565246 [Report]
>>212565241
youve gone mental from this place
Anonymous United States No.212565247 [Report] >>212565342
I need BWC
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565249 [Report] >>212565284
>>212565203
>ambitious introspective kino vs goyslop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565265 [Report]
wow british culture
Anonymous France No.212565270 [Report]
>>212565214
we'll always have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPyGnlct1o0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565280 [Report]
nth for the holodem
Anonymous United States No.212565282 [Report] >>212565452
wait... this guy...? you're tell me THIS GUY did....
no. no way. i just refuse to believe it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565283 [Report] >>212566243
>ppl still falling for the keto/adkins/carnivore diet scam
Anonymous Canada No.212565284 [Report]
>>212565249
it's all capeshit poindexter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565285 [Report]
>>212565230
The rubes at home
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565291 [Report]
>>212565203
is superman a certified white boy summer classic?
>inb4 fag terminology
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565294 [Report]
>>212565203
i don't know why they can't just watched elio or lilo and stitch. it's obviously what they want
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565303 [Report]
wanking a cock with my arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565307 [Report] >>212565366
friendly reminder
Anonymous United States No.212565315 [Report]
screeching at these incels getting mad that their dark brooding incel superman movie is getting btfo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565316 [Report] >>212565335 >>212565350
Lost my virginity at 28 to a woman that looks like Ronnie corbett
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565335 [Report] >>212565376
>>212565316
how long did you last
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565336 [Report] >>212565532
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565342 [Report] >>212565399
>>212565247
You'll get it
Anonymous United States No.212565344 [Report] >>212565370 >>212565390 >>212566611
>>212565218
eating rice by itself will do that, yes
eating a serving of rice with an equal or larger serving of protein will keep it from happening
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565350 [Report]
>>212565316
fucksake la
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565353 [Report]
>>212565203
Tomatometer is meaningless since they're all shill critics
It's the audience score that matters, that's why it's often a massive difference
Anonymous France No.212565366 [Report]
>>212565307
Anonymous United States No.212565370 [Report] >>212565390
>>212565344
but this is also true for bread and pasta and pastries and so on
Anonymous United States No.212565375 [Report] >>212565410
>th-there's always a massive d-differe- ACK!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565376 [Report] >>212565509
>>212565335
i don't understand this obsession with "oh how long did you last"
that's the last thing on my mind, i've gotta get it up first
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565383 [Report] >>212565419
of course you're all snydercucks
Anonymous United States No.212565388 [Report] >>212565538 >>212566723
>>212565155
The difference between potatoes and rice is how they are prepared. The most common way that people eat potatoes is
- fries (deep fried in seed oils)
- mashed potatoes (loaded with butter and cream)
- baked potato covered in butter

Asians eat rice with nearly every meal, and have the lowest incidence of obesity while Americans have a huge problem with obesity. Just shut up retard.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565390 [Report] >>212565454 >>212565459
>>212565344
>>212565370
Bag of sugar is probably worse
Anonymous United States No.212565399 [Report] >>212565516
>>212565342
How much longer must I wait?
Anonymous Canada No.212565410 [Report] >>212565433
>>212565375
You're the dumbest person I've met in 20 minutes if the Tomatometer really convinces you that a movie is worth seeing
Anonymous United States No.212565419 [Report]
>>212565383
dont forget a lot of people here are secretly brown
Anonymous United States No.212565433 [Report]
>>212565410
Could you perhaps be a tinge upsetti spaghetti that the Gunn is cocked and loaded to btfo snyderjeets once and for all?
Anonymous France No.212565437 [Report] >>212565461 >>212565464 >>212565468 >>212565527 >>212565533
he was a shagger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565452 [Report]
>>212565282
He does look like a rapey n.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565453 [Report]
You lads ever just.......you know.......pulled your willies back and forth? I've heard it leads to great things x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565454 [Report]
>>212565390
bag of glucose is the worstest
Anonymous United States No.212565459 [Report]
>>212565390
yes, that's true
but they are all simple carbs and will spike the blood sugar if eaten on their own
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565461 [Report]
>>212565437
He got what he wanted
Anonymous United States No.212565464 [Report]
>>212565437
everyone here who made fun of him back in the day is still a virgin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565468 [Report]
>>212565437
He is greater than all of us
Anonymous United States No.212565473 [Report] >>212565514 >>212565562
Your grandparents were more attractive than you.
Anonymous United States No.212565479 [Report]
on the chocolate covered almonds and walnuts again
dark chocolate
Anonymous Russian Federation No.212565480 [Report]
I want something tasty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565487 [Report] >>212565517 >>212565529 >>212565594 >>212565625 >>212565723
hate this country
Anonymous United States No.212565493 [Report] >>212565573
my grandparents were rail thin dirt poor appalachians so no dont think i will be baited into muh generationwars
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565499 [Report] >>212565555
I am a musician
https://vocaroo.com/15t7aYWXXxh0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565506 [Report]
just noticed something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565509 [Report]
>>212565376
only ask as im nealry the same age and i can only imagine if a woman actually let me in at tbis i would surely immediately bust on contact
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565512 [Report]
>self censors the "I don't believe in ***, but I believe you're my saviour" on her karaoke
bless her x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565514 [Report] >>212565573
>>212565473
All our food is poison now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565516 [Report] >>212565579
>>212565399
Soon, I hope, whenever I feel in a good headspace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnmwfbj25kw
Anonymous Canada No.212565517 [Report]
>>212565487
Sir Year Counter's Britain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565527 [Report] >>212565563
>>212565437
apparently he's a trans girl now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565529 [Report] >>212565543
>>212565487
What site is this on
Anonymous Russian Federation No.212565532 [Report]
>>212565336
one time our tv provider was giving out free premiums and mums stumbled upon porn channels and asked me to remove it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565533 [Report]
>>212565437
lad will be chasing lesser bimbos till the end of his days
Anonymous United States No.212565538 [Report]
>>212565388
>fat makes you fat!
this has debunked for a good while now
in fact the "lowfat" marketing craze from the 1970's through 1990's is what caused a lot of the obesity epidemic, because people believed they could endlessly eat as much as they want as long as they avoid fat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565543 [Report]
>>212565529
xhamster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565555 [Report]
>>212565499
try playing harry potter theme music. it's difficult
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565562 [Report] >>212565613
>>212565473
at least dicks have gotten bigger
he has a cameltoe
Anonymous France No.212565563 [Report]
>>212565527
i refuse to believe this
Anonymous United States No.212565573 [Report] >>212565589
>>212565493
They managed to procreate and reproduce and you won't.
>>212565514
Far worse in my country than in yours and the cost of food here keeps rising despite having millions of economic miracle migrants working in the ag sector.
Anonymous United States No.212565579 [Report] >>212565763
>>212565516
I can’t always wait for you, hope you take that into consideration too : /
Anonymous United States No.212565589 [Report] >>212565639
>>212565573
i think ill be fine they were all chopped khias
whats upsetting you today?
Anonymous Canada No.212565593 [Report]
terrone bitching and moaning about politics hour again is it?
change the channel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565594 [Report] >>212565635
>>212565487
this is like the creepy uncle sliding up to you at a party and asking what age you are
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565597 [Report]
zack snyder is a talentless hack
Scott snyder on the other hand do be based
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565605 [Report]
I'm off to B-E-D, BED!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565610 [Report]
I enjoy heathermongs posts
Anonymous United States No.212565613 [Report]
>>212565562
There is no advantage to sticking dicks up your arse, especially ones that create permanent damage to the sphincter and bowel.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565625 [Report] >>212565641 >>212566599 >>212566982
>>212565487
spankbang got it days ago
Anonymous United States No.212565635 [Report] >>212565808
>>212565594
no it's like a child walking into the porn section of a video store and being told to leave
Anonymous United States No.212565639 [Report]
>>212565589
Anger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565641 [Report] >>212565665 >>212565681
>>212565625
mental how we went from never reveal your real name on the internet to straight up demanding we take pictures of our face. what the fuck
Anonymous United States No.212565656 [Report]
stop watching porn then retards
get a fucking clue
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565665 [Report]
>>212565641
it's grim af
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565681 [Report] >>212565711 >>212566625
>>212565641
in China you literally need to scan your face to login to video games if youre under 18
youre allowed 2 hours a day max by law
Anonymous United States No.212565682 [Report] >>212565715
>>212565192 (OP)
I only have 4800 dollars in savings and no job. I am practically in poverty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565703 [Report]
Might move to China
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565711 [Report]
>>212565681
coming to britain 2028
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565715 [Report] >>212565739
>>212565682
can you just rob other people at gun point
you are American
Anonymous United States No.212565717 [Report] >>212565791 >>212565809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNdn9ZczoM0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565723 [Report]
>>212565487
deleted all my porn accounts a few days ago
I don't really care because /b/ is literally a porn site
Anonymous France No.212565728 [Report]
>Might move to China
Anonymous Canada No.212565734 [Report]
>porn accounts
Anonymous United States No.212565739 [Report] >>212565811 >>212565835 >>212565853 >>212565867 >>212565875
>>212565715
I can't get a gun because of a failed suicide attempt when I was 14 but I am also on the verge of male prostitution
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565763 [Report] >>212565957
>>212565579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjZNxpT6g8&t=96s
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565778 [Report]
mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong gay porn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565788 [Report] >>212565831
gooners I got you

https://123av.com/en/dm7
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565791 [Report]
>>212565717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RoNUOXMa8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565808 [Report]
>>212565635
unless theyre smart enough to lie. at which points it's like the creepy uncle going ' you're so wise for your age'
Anonymous United States No.212565809 [Report]
>>212565717
I shouted at suggs once and he winked at me
Anonymous United States No.212565810 [Report] >>212565823
>porn accounts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565811 [Report]
>>212565739
what kind of jobs could you get (other than being shagged)
Anonymous United States No.212565816 [Report]
My sister got rid of all my alcohol I can't drink and listen to the smiths right now. I am gonna go on a incel walk and think about ways to kill myself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565823 [Report] >>212565887
>>212565810
literally posted the exact same image at the same time and it couldn't upload
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565831 [Report]
>>212565788
ffs*
Anonymous United States No.212565835 [Report] >>212565855
>>212565739
doesn't the 5150 gun restriction only last a few years? I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565853 [Report]
>>212565739
are you cute? xx
Anonymous United States No.212565854 [Report]
I'd spread her butt cheese over toast.
Anonymous United States No.212565855 [Report] >>212565883
>>212565835
I haven't looked into it but If I have a gun id kill myself
Anonymous United States No.212565867 [Report]
>>212565739
Wya
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565875 [Report] >>212565891
>>212565739
Doordash or driving an uber or amazon delivery are a few options pre selling your arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565879 [Report] >>212565908 >>212565924
jobcentre appointment was called off
bollocks remain uncrushed for the time being
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565882 [Report]
Quick 10 minute goon before bed
Anonymous United States No.212565883 [Report]
>>212565855
there's really nothing else you'd rather do?
Anonymous United States No.212565887 [Report]
>>212565823
Lmao
Anonymous United States No.212565891 [Report] >>212565934 >>212565950 >>212566427
>>212565875
I am in the process of the background check for those but I am so sad I been jobless since May 31st and on the last of my savings..I just need 200 more dollars before I can get a car
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565908 [Report] >>212565974
>>212565879
what's it like in job centre these days
haven't been in one for like 10 years
Anonymous United States No.212565924 [Report] >>212565974
>>212565879
Good luck I am surprised how long the lines are now. I didn't know the UK is as fucked as we are
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565934 [Report] >>212565947 >>212566427
>>212565891
5 weeks isn't long
I've been unemployed for like 6 years
Anonymous United States No.212565943 [Report] >>212565972
tfw when the male prosti turns you down
Anonymous United States No.212565947 [Report]
>>212565934
Yeah it is I also been to fucking 8 job interviews all of them fruit less
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565950 [Report] >>212565986
>>212565891
lad you'll be ok just keep on trying your best a little longer. it will get easier
Anonymous United States No.212565956 [Report]
Imagine the poots.
Anonymous United States No.212565957 [Report] >>212566164
>>212565763
https://youtu.be/KHB4QEfm5zE?si=_8c1j62XEp3fnRBA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565965 [Report] >>212565988 >>212566002 >>212566123 >>212566189
damn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565971 [Report]
arm leg leg arm head
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565972 [Report] >>212566001
>>212565943
>can't even pay for sex
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565974 [Report]
>>212565908
In my local one it's alright. I pop in every 2 weeks or so for a chat about what I'm doing, which isn't a lot because the job market's a bit fucked

>>212565924
Not sure what AI slop you've been seeing but there've been no queues here
Anonymous United States No.212565986 [Report] >>212566006 >>212566023
>>212565950
>It will get easier
I would appreciate it if you didn't lie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212565988 [Report] >>212566004
>>212565965
honestly no point in losing weight at that point. body's fucked forever. just bloatmaxxx
Anonymous United States No.212566001 [Report] >>212566016 >>212566067 >>212566723
>>212565972
2 hundy is nothing m8. I've got a 4 inch asian dong too and I prematurely spurt. Really is over.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566002 [Report]
>>212565965
from fat fuck to fat fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566004 [Report] >>212566021
>>212565988
you mean other than not wanting to die at 38
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566006 [Report] >>212566024
>>212565986
trust me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566016 [Report] >>212566084
>>212566001
mine's 7 inches get mogged
still a virgin though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566021 [Report]
>>212566004
wouldn't mind it desu. better than living until i'm old and frail
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566023 [Report]
>>212565986
okay
it never gets easier, it only gets harder
you'll probably end up homeless and living under a bridge, getting mugged by crackheads and end up being some big black man's fucktoy(for free)
Anonymous United States No.212566024 [Report] >>212566109
>>212566006
Well it's been 5 weeks and I haven't heard shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566067 [Report] >>212566618
>>212566001
I've got a 4inch dong and I'm black
unluckiest black man alive it seems
Anonymous United States No.212566084 [Report] >>212566118 >>212566723
>>212566016
Not my problem. If you're white with a 7 inch and still can't get sex, that's pathetic.
Anonymous United States No.212566101 [Report]
>I'm black
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566109 [Report] >>212566136
>>212566024
you'll solve your problems but you need persistence. and don't be sad, love yourself and take care of yourself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566118 [Report] >>212566205 >>212566730
>>212566084
no one here has a 7inch dick, or has sex
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566123 [Report]
>>212565965
Before and way before
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566136 [Report] >>212566185
>>212566109
shut the fuck up you absolute twat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566164 [Report] >>212566507
>>212565957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj941KvHNjM
Anonymous United States No.212566184 [Report] >>212566468
Need someone to pay for my ffs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566185 [Report]
>>212566136
wasn't talking to you mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566189 [Report]
>>212565965
This lad posted was posting earlier
Anonymous Finland No.212566190 [Report]
>>212565241
Go outside and get some color on your pale hikikomori face :D and supplement D3-vitamin.

t.pale in the winter, brown in the summer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566193 [Report] >>212566218
any of you lads excited for our sun becoming a red giant???
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566205 [Report]
>>212566118
>7inch dick
I do but i'm a loser so i don't use it
Anonymous United States No.212566218 [Report] >>212566328
>>212566193
Not expected to happen for another 5 billion years.
Anonymous Finland No.212566243 [Report] >>212566307 >>212566338 >>212566383 >>212566530
>>212565283
how is it a scam? i've been eating 'carnivoreish' for years before it was "trendy" and i've never felt better it's our natural way of eating since its NATURAL. Meat,Dairy,Fruit,Eggies and berries. go eat your grainslop and tesco sandwiches and book an appointment to your local dentist :-D
Anonymous United States No.212566256 [Report]
fizzy cherry lime raspberry coconut orange lemonade
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566271 [Report]
raise the taxes to pay for pensioners
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566288 [Report]
leftypol upset that it's harder now for kids to access porn is he
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566307 [Report]
>>212566243
so you're not eating a keto diet then are you MONG
Anonymous United States No.212566310 [Report] >>212566373
crab clog leg
or
crag bell cog
or
cloggy carl
or
clog gal cry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566328 [Report]
>>212566218
party pooper
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566338 [Report] >>212566417
>>212566243
>it's natural because it's NATURAL
Anonymous United States No.212566373 [Report] >>212566448
>>212566310
Anonymous United States No.212566379 [Report]
humidity is raping me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566383 [Report]
>>212566243
Finnlad, you are an absolute mong. Go scran your cottage cheese.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566393 [Report]
eggies and berries
Anonymous United States No.212566417 [Report]
>>212566338
he done begging dat question tho he do be doin it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566427 [Report] >>212566491
>>212565891
This>>212565934

You'll get a job relax. If you actually want a job send out dozens of applications from entry level retail jobs, bar work, gig economy, temp staff, unskilled labourer.
Anonymous United States No.212566448 [Report]
>>212566373
strange kid
the rice is treating you rough
Anonymous United States No.212566468 [Report] >>212566739
>>212566184
How much is ffs?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566475 [Report] >>212566549 >>212566762
When I lived in America, every restaurant I went to had signs on the table saying "If you like eating here, you'd love working here! We're hiring!"
Or something to that effect. If you're unemployed in America, you are a true freak.
Anonymous United States No.212566491 [Report] >>212566529
>>212566427
i been to 3 interviews for the same store and rejected a position
Anonymous United States No.212566507 [Report]
>>212566164
https://on.soundcloud.com/E5SSYFr7YcL6mKYN2z
but u never came back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566529 [Report] >>212566589
>>212566491
>3 interviews
>5 weeks
Lol relax. Youll be all good in no time
Anonymous United States No.212566530 [Report]
>>212566243
dumbass doesnt know that appeal to nature is a fallacy and that your body can adapt to most diets
and the fact that you dont consume vegetables shows you're retarded
Anonymous United States No.212566549 [Report]
>>212566475
Most neets are picky and unwilling to take most available jobs. I've worked in fast food and at factories, in wherehouse jobs, done labor and landscaping, anything to survive.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566565 [Report] >>212566647
>>212565230
the rose west to your... fred west?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566569 [Report]
Grew up listening to Rolf Harris. Watching videos now of Sky News Australia where they pan him and decimate him for being a nonce. I think PC culture has gone too far
Anonymous United States No.212566589 [Report] >>212566676 >>212566720
>>212566529
still i am gonna go sell plasma tomorrow just in case i don't hear anything
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566599 [Report] >>212566865
>>212565625
you can get around this by making an account while on a free VPN (like proton), then turning it off and logging back in
its still absolutely pathetic, of course
Anonymous Canada No.212566611 [Report] >>212566667
>>212565218>>212565344
If you mean "pure carbs" and spiking your blood sugar is bad then yes it's basically the worst thing. It's theoretical 100% carb.

Just don't take that and run with it thinking that it means rice is poison and therefore processed food can't be that much worse. This is the kind of thing that slips between the cracks when a study funded by Globohomo analyzes a group of 50 people and concludes that natural grain gives you diabetes because people still had high blood sugar 4 hours after eating rice but did not after eating a handful of trans fats.

Literally just eat your last meal early and you're halfway towards controlling your blood sugar. The thing that gives people diabetes isn't even really "a lot of sugar" as much as constant eating and never giving your liver a rest.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566618 [Report]
>>212566067
zoey oh noooo
Anonymous United States No.212566625 [Report] >>212566723 >>212566767
>>212565681
that's genuinely based ngl
dont care if you meme on me china does society better, discipline over this "freedom" bullshit which really just means freedom to be a degenerate and nothing else, since criticizing israel means becoming a denaturalized US citizen or getting your door kicked in the UK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566647 [Report] >>212566670
>>212566565
Yes. I'm an ugly murderous goblin hillbilly like Fred.
Anonymous United States No.212566667 [Report] >>212566779
>>212566611
nope
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566670 [Report] >>212566684
>>212566647
who'd you murder?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566676 [Report]
>>212566589
Ok but then enjoy your time off in the afternoon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566684 [Report]
>>212566670
prefer not to say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566720 [Report] >>212566770 >>212566794
>>212566589
very annoyed i can't get paid for my blood in this country
Anonymous United States No.212566723 [Report]
>>212565388
>>212566001
>>212566084
>>212566625
what dis ching chong ping pong
what he do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566728 [Report]
Instead of worrying about what carbs you're eating, use that energy and work on running a sub 3:30 marathon
Anonymous Malaysia No.212566730 [Report]
>>212566118
ive had sex with a baloon if that counts
Anonymous United States No.212566739 [Report]
>>212566468
Like 30k-50k
Anonymous Australia No.212566741 [Report] >>212566861
how can I join either the bloods or crips from my smelly bedroom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566750 [Report] >>212566893
just killed a crane fly by throwing a shoe at it and woke my neighbour up
Anonymous United States No.212566762 [Report]
>>212566475
They’re not actually hiring or are paying $10 or below an hour
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566767 [Report] >>212566818
>>212566625
china are definitely more honest about their intentions i suppose. still doesn't make it right
real freedom would mean not being coddled, "protected" or controlled by the government
Anonymous Malaysia No.212566770 [Report]
>>212566720
dont they give you a lot of foods after the donation?
Anonymous Canada No.212566779 [Report] >>212566835
>>212566667
Which part of that was wrong?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566794 [Report] >>212566828 >>212567140
>>212566720
you can get paid to be on experimental drug trials. sometimes thousands
Anonymous United States No.212566808 [Report]
running around for no reason is stupid
marathons are VERY stupid and an insult to decent normal people
Anonymous United States No.212566818 [Report]
>>212566767
yes but true freedom would only work in a high trust society, which is unreachable now
i'd rather have cameras everywhere and my kids take pics to not become video game addicted wasters instead of getting robbed by drug addicts on the corner
Anonymous Canada No.212566828 [Report]
>>212566794
sounds right up mousey's alley
Anonymous Canada No.212566833 [Report]
Doing a think about covid and immediately stopping because I am so glad that it is not here and I do not have to be thinking about it.

Fauxi should be put on trial at the UN for being a cohort to the scamdemic and also using for what he did to those beagles you sick fuck.
Anonymous United States No.212566835 [Report] >>212567021 >>212567021 >>212567021 >>212567021 >>212567021 >>212567021
>>212566779
changing the time of day that you eat, but continuing to overeat and/or eat an unbalanced diet is not a solution to anything including diabetes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566861 [Report] >>212566900
>>212566741
Commit a US federal offence. They will have you extradited to US federal prison. Bloods only induct blood relations of existing members so White Bloods are extremely rare. Crips take all races so thats your best bet. Hang around with them, wear blue and do some evil shit so they know you are for real. I dare say they would love to have a token White Australian Crip. As a gang they will bash you as an induction. Then you are in and you can get a Crip tattoo on your face. It's simple as that.
Anonymous United States No.212566864 [Report]
oh let me go to mousey's alley
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566865 [Report] >>212566898 >>212567015
>>212566599
spankbang is shit but it's like the only place with tons of evil heroine JAV. with hindsight I would've saved all of it before the verification shit came to pass but alas. I've already got an account with all the playlists saved. login in with a VPN might be the play just go save all that and forget about that site for good
Anonymous United States No.212566882 [Report] >>212567295
Good quality pasta is 12-15% protein, there is no reason to exclude it from a healthy diet.
Anonymous United States No.212566893 [Report] >>212566910
>>212566750
why the hell would you do that
Anonymous United States No.212566898 [Report] >>212567121
>>212566865
>this is considered disgustingly morbidly obese in japan
What’s wrong with them?
Anonymous Australia No.212566900 [Report] >>212566938
>>212566861
as shrimple as that eh?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566910 [Report] >>212566924 >>212566969
>>212566893
i hate crane flies
they're fucking morons
Anonymous United States No.212566924 [Report]
>>212566910
not good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566938 [Report]
>>212566900
as another shrimple on the barbie my cripstralian
Anonymous United States No.212566969 [Report] >>212567043
>>212566910
There used to be so many around my house in the summer, one night family opened the door to outside and two that were stuck together mating flew in, directly down my hallway, directly into my bathroom, and brushed across my face while still fucking
I was never so enraged
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212566982 [Report] >>212567003 >>212567008 >>212567020 >>212567024 >>212567042 >>212567115 >>212567149 >>212567157 >>212567315
>>212565625
I'm IN
Anonymous Australia No.212567003 [Report]
>>212566982
squelching
Anonymous United States No.212567008 [Report]
>>212566982
squeaking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567015 [Report] >>212567121
>>212566865
if evil heroine jav is like women dressed up in superhero outfits then fighting, might be some on boundhub
Anonymous Canada No.212567020 [Report]
>>212566982
Anonymous Canada No.212567021 [Report]
>>212566835
>>212566835
>>212566835>>212566835
>>212566835
>>212566835
Yes it still matters what you eat but it legitimately matters less than just not eating anything for about 16 hours a day.

Chronically high blood sugar and all the problems that come with it happen when your liver never gets a break.

You can keep the jelly donut and the Aldi's crisps but just don't eat anything for a regular interval every day. I talked about keto earlier, but even that matters less than something called "autophagy" where your body starts breaking down bad or damaged cells for energy when it doesn't have the blood sugar to finance it.

Human beings are not meant to do this. It wasn't uncommon to go days at a time without eating anything at all. You're supposed to eat "about once" a day in a secular window and then spend the rest of it using fat as a fuel source and giving your body a steam clean.

Here's a qrd unless you refuse to listen to someone called Dr. Berg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oql3QUD2JyI
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567024 [Report] >>212567046
>>212566982
are you just holding up a picture to the camera
Anonymous United States No.212567034 [Report]
>some random youtube video
yeah hahaha no
Anonymous Canada No.212567038 [Report] >>212567088
Submitting to a totalitarian surveillance state?

Yeah, I'm thinking that's BASED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567042 [Report]
>>212566982
you've cracked the code
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567043 [Report] >>212567094
>>212566969
this kind of behaviour is why they all get battered on sight
they are incompetent little cretins who can't even fly out of a window by themselves
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567046 [Report] >>212567149
>>212567024
OBS virtual web camera. Just set a picture as source
Anonymous United States No.212567058 [Report]
>’dr’ berg the supplement peddling chiropractor
Kys
Anonymous United States No.212567059 [Report]
what does he think secular means?
Anonymous United States No.212567088 [Report] >>212567252
>>212567038
better than being in 'free' ancapistan multiculti brown hell
Anonymous United States No.212567091 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212567094 [Report]
>>212567043
I'm thinking something similar needs to happen to you
Anonymous Canada No.212567107 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig3l3I4PARA
Anonymous Canada No.212567115 [Report]
>>212566982
SCREAMING
Anonymous United States No.212567118 [Report]
Nigga ready to die to protect some crane flies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567121 [Report]
>>212566898
japs aren't like that it's physically impossible to be that much of a homo

>>212567015
yh but it's femdom. the ladies tie up lads or put them under hypnosis and rapes them
Anonymous Australia No.212567122 [Report]
what happens if you set rapelad as your obs virtual image
do you unlock spankbang.onion
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567130 [Report] >>212567154
Currently listening to Suede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMTwbLL9JWc
Anonymous United States No.212567134 [Report]
>NOOO YOU CANT PUT CAMERAS THERE that's like 1984 and heckin' totalitarian who cares about the safety of kids bro these buzzwords matter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567140 [Report]
>>212566794
Vaxx?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567142 [Report] >>212567197 >>212567265 >>212567271 >>212567491
If I go to prison in the states i'll just hang out with other expats (Brits, Irish, Aussies, Kiwis) and the old white guys (drug smugglers, bank robbers, fraudsters, wiseguys, and bikers). I'm not getting involved in gang stuff. Not hanging with the chomos or the snitches. I'll get a GED and teach English classes to illiterate convicts who want to learn how to read and write. My hustle will be the jailhouse lawyer. In some respects I think it would be easier to do time in a Federal Prison in the US than do time at Strangeways or Forest Bank or the British prison system.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567149 [Report]
>>212566982
>>212567046
champion
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567154 [Report] >>212567190
>>212567130
Too much energy at this time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567157 [Report]
>>212566982
:)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567190 [Report] >>212567350
>>212567154
OK then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAMY1_9ekWQ
Anonymous United States No.212567197 [Report] >>212567407 >>212567471
>>212567142
prison in america is not really that bad at all
county jail is the only shitty part of it
literally just adult recess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567228 [Report]
Cor
Anonymous Canada No.212567252 [Report] >>212567301
>>212567088
Agreed, living in an inhuman turbo authoritarian cyberdystopia as one chinaman out of a billion is definitely better than the other hellish nightmare we're careening toward

Stunning insight from our resident retard here thanks for that
Anonymous United States No.212567256 [Report]
chicken is comning
fernch fry an marconi
bicsuits
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567265 [Report] >>212567298
>>212567142
You'll get your fuckin' hands dirty like the rest of us
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567271 [Report] >>212567407
>>212567142
*rapes you*
*makes you teach me English while raping you*
Anonymous United States No.212567293 [Report] >>212567313 >>212567592
nah to be fair though some men are just sexy and have suckable cocks
Anonymous United States No.212567295 [Report] >>212567373
>>212566882
I buy the barilla protein pasta
angel hair is my favorite pasta and the protein version tastes practically exactly the same as the regular
the other shapes don't taste quite the same but not too bad either
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567298 [Report] >>212567334
>>212567265
at a certain point I think I'd rather just get raped repeatedly for 9 years than join a gang for life
mad how US prison is a giant publicly acknowledged rape Machine and everyone is just like
>yeah they're in jail so of course they will be getting anal raped forever
Anonymous United States No.212567301 [Report] >>212567351
>>212567252
bro really thinks china is an inhumane cyberdystopia LOL
enough of the copium
Anonymous Australia No.212567313 [Report]
>>212567293
fact tornado
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567315 [Report]
>>212566982
KEK I can imagine Bradley Walsh getting linked with so many depraved sexual fetishes now
Anonymous United States No.212567334 [Report] >>212567352
>>212567298
nobody here in prison gets raped anymore. it's a meme
Anonymous United States No.212567342 [Report] >>212567360
wilfredo is delivering my food
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567350 [Report]
>>212567190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoXYJkOeYSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kGz322ETfA
Anonymous Canada No.212567351 [Report] >>212567375
>>212567301
You have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567352 [Report]
>>212567334
don't buy it, if foreigners know one thing about america, it's that you get raped in prison
Anonymous United States No.212567354 [Report] >>212567390
International tidbit for you: African Americans hate when we say the word ‘cock’. sounds weird to them. they prefer to say dick
Anonymous United States No.212567360 [Report]
>>212567342
he's done 13,922 deliveries since august 2018 and he has a 92% satisfaction rate
that's pretty impressive
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567365 [Report] >>212567481
dreading new years already and it's only july
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567369 [Report] >>212567430 >>212567446
americans really complain about Christian latino immigration
imagine if they got pakistanis instead of mexicans, then they'd understand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567371 [Report]
Mad how the BBC protects paedophiles
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567373 [Report] >>212567402 >>212567409
>>212567295
Barilla is dogshit
Their 'protein' brand has a whopping 3g of protein per 100g more than a good brand like Liguori or Garofalo, but it tastes like shit and doesn't have the free starch to thicken a sauce.
Even De Cecco is better.
Fuck Barilla
Anonymous United States No.212567375 [Report]
>>212567351
watch a walk around of china sometime, or someone living there as an expat
it isn't buildings that fall apart with suicide nets, it's a nice place
Anonymous Australia No.212567384 [Report]
Its dire straights and you have to poo in a public toilet
As you drop your logs nobody else is in a stall
When you leave somebody is waiting
They go directly into the toilet you were just in

What do you do?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567390 [Report]
>>212567354
kawk
Anonymous United States No.212567402 [Report]
>>212567373
no I don't agree
I think you are bad
Anonymous Canada No.212567403 [Report]
When you try to talk to someone about something important and all you get back is that glycogen stare.

Maybe if he weren't so irritable because he hasn't been on a cracker break in 2 hours.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567407 [Report]
>>212567197
State prisons seem pretty rough from the documentaries but I suppose it's only like here, some are horrific and some are easy time. I wouldn't want to find myself in a dormitory. I like to have my space and would hope for a nice cell.
I've read a few books about guys who have gone to Federal Prison and they seem doable.
As a Brit I wouldn't go to county jail, especially if I were extradited to the states. I'd go to an ICE holding facility before trial then Federal Prison for my sentence, then back to a holding facility to wait for deportation.

>>212567271
No chance i'm getting raped. I'm a big hairy fat bloke so I can't imagine anyone wanting to rape me and i'll fight back if they try.
I suppose it would depend on how long my sentence is if I get a prison gf. Everyone knows it's not gay in prison. But I doubt I would, I don't need the drama.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567409 [Report] >>212567466
>>212567373
well go on mr pasta expert what should I be buying then?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567412 [Report]
Mad how we've got on duty slag prison guards who go around shagging the inmates
Anonymous Canada No.212567413 [Report] >>212567425
Don't reply to me again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567425 [Report] >>212567496
>>212567413
Hi x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567430 [Report] >>212567449
>>212567369
Mate latinos are like aztec savages who've incorporated the weirdest parts of catholicism they're not like the protestant puritans that comprise the American Right, unironically Muslim pakis would be a better fit culturally
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567431 [Report]
Foxes sounding like they’re getting raped outside
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567445 [Report] >>212567535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZypdNYhA9OI
Anonymous Canada No.212567446 [Report]
>>212567369
Do you think the brown murder rapists that flood their country are nice and wholesome because they're "Christian"?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567449 [Report] >>212567489 >>212567498 >>212567524
>>212567430
Britain would be paradise if we got 10 million mexicans instead of 10 million pakistanis
Anonymous United States No.212567451 [Report]
oh, honey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567466 [Report] >>212567490
>>212567409
I named two good brands and one OK brand in my post
Anonymous Australia No.212567471 [Report]
>>212567197
Why do you even have different jails for different levels of government
And the pettier the jurisdiction the more bum rapey the prison, makes no sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567481 [Report]
>>212567365
Last New Years I was working and clipped my work van against some pakis van outside their paki shop. It was pissing it down with rain and thoroughly miserable. Dunno whatever happened with the insurance stuff, I kept my job obviously. I didn't get home till 9pm, drenched from the rain and feeling miserable. I ate a pizza and watched The Sound of Music because I was so depressed. Was in bed by midnight but the fireworks kept me up for a bit. It was a shite end to a rubbish year. All things considered this year hasnt been so bad.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567489 [Report]
>>212567449
imagine going for a taco or some such thing after a night out at the local ale house
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567490 [Report] >>212567542
>>212567466
I want the one with 15% protein that you keep yapping about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567491 [Report]
>>212567142
You'll get your hands dirty like everybody else wood
Anonymous Canada No.212567496 [Report]
>>212567425
Omg hiii x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567498 [Report] >>212567534
>>212567449
Mate I hate pakis but mexicans are no better, their women are some of the worst lefty cunts you could ever meet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567516 [Report] >>212567759
LATINA BOOTY!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567524 [Report]
>>212567449
Those cartel fuckers are some of the most evil pieces of shit imaginable
Anonymous Canada No.212567528 [Report] >>212567596
>>>/tv/212497796
KINO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567534 [Report]
>>212567498
you'll never convince me pakis and Mexicans are on the same level, thats yankoid cope to make it seem like they are as fucked as us. if the same number of pakis moved into a yank/beaner area as here they would unite immediately against them
Anonymous United States No.212567535 [Report] >>212567562
>>212567445
these guys are freaks for attacking the police like that and their mother is a retard too
absolutely stupid mong thugs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567542 [Report] >>212567549
>>212567490
Go to Asda they sell Liguori for less than £2 a pack
I think De Cecco is 14g protein and every sells it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567549 [Report]
>>212567542
thank you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567562 [Report]
>>212567535
If they do that to the police now think of what they do to civilians.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567565 [Report]
>he doesn't make his own pasta from 00 flour and organic eggs
omdz
Anonymous Canada No.212567566 [Report] >>212567601
Got a bunch of de cecco pasta and it's just alright

The fancy Italian grocer I often go to sells some really nice dried pasta but I always run out and it's a bit far from my house
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567578 [Report]
Poobert shipped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567579 [Report] >>212567589 >>212567623
I always buy fresh pasta. Is dry pasta healthier or something?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567589 [Report] >>212567608
>>212567579
stop bragging
Anonymous United States No.212567592 [Report]
>>212567293
true…
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567596 [Report] >>212567609
>>212567528
Is that mousey?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567601 [Report]
>>212567566
>Got a bunch of de cecco pasta and it's just alright
Yeah De Cecco is like 7 or 8 out of 10, but I will buy it because it has a decent protein content.
The Tesco, Sainsburys, Waitrose 'Finest' range taste better but they are a measly 6g protein, I suspect they are using a low quality wheat but a high quality process which makes no sense to me but whatever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567608 [Report]
>>212567589
I'm not bragging. It's like 2 quid for 500g of fresh pasta at Asda.
Anonymous Canada No.212567609 [Report]
>>212567596
No just one of many schizophrenic autists that haunt this website

If you post on /tv/ you'll start to notice things lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567623 [Report] >>212567676
>>212567579
>Is dry pasta healthier or something?
No, not at all.
Dry pasta is cheaper and more convenient, and some dishes are better with dry, but fresh is very good too, and obviously home made fresh pasta is literally two ingredients so no shite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567637 [Report]
Goodnight all :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShPBMkkea4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567643 [Report]
Poo
Anonymous United States No.212567652 [Report]
>>212567650
>>212567650
>>212567650
Anonymous United States No.212567674 [Report]
Got the bwc out. Wiping it across the room like a laffy taffy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567676 [Report]
>>212567623
I've only made pasta once and it was too much like hard work when I could buy it so cheap.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212567759 [Report]
>>212567516
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR