Thread 212567650

edelweiss dining room

Will NOT be upgrading to Windows 11
Will NOT be disabling the adblocker
Will NOT be submitting a photo of my face to watch pornography

Uh oh

rorke spending 30p on value pasta but making it posh with a lloyd grossman sauce

>>212567671
Did he ask a woman out? Harassment

>>212567542
awful rubbish

>>212567671
Ooh he made some inappropriate comments did he? Unless he's been noncing I don't care!

so glad I have my foreskin
think my foreskin is the equivalent of one entire hand in value for me

Long road trip to texas tomorrow
Feeling scared

Literally swinging my bbc over my shoulders like a continental soldier

>>212567712
driving makes me nervous

Considering trying Narcotics Anonymous again. I'm 24 hours into withdrawals and really don't want end up having to do this again.

more like egg wallace
because he looks like an egg

>>212567706
This you?

Cor tuna pasta bake on the double lads x

>>212567690
>>212567700
think it were the exposing himself that did it

I await the day Stephen Fry gets outed as a weirdo sex pest nonce

>>212567676
Yeah it's some effort, and takes practise.
I can make a kilo of pasta in half an hour but I will only go to the trouble for a special meal, and use dried pasta for my regular meals

>>212567774
enough
get their internet shut off
the whole peninsula

>>212567778
Once he dies the BBC will apologise

Currently listening to Smashing Pumpkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLZwk6jeJRE

Rorke accidentally melting his mousepad by placing it too close to his succulent microwaved meal

>>212567749
whats the drug

>>212567778
don't see why he's so respected and revered
they made him president of mind mental health charity
the man is a mentally unstable drug addict by his own admission

>>212567828
Charlie Bigham’s

Today I
>Had laser hair removal
>Cleaned bathroom
>Practiced taekwondo patterns
>Played Kingdom Hearts RE Chain of Memories and am now up to the end game
>Drew for a bit

Not a bad day altogether team

>>212567830
marajuana

>>212567840
You forgot one thing
>Was not a woman

>>212567712
Stay away from the Guadaloupe river.

>>212567861
going right over it actually :>/
will have receded by now

>>212567850
>not a woman

>>212567830
Opiates. This time it's mostly tapentadol and codeine. In the past its been heroin, morphine, codeine, dhc, tramadol.

>>212567840
What did you eat today?

I am a woman though

Just seen a video of a kitten in a hospital with massive spikes shoved into its eyes, we are supposed to be taking in more from HK and China but everyone is focusing on the Indians?

>>212567893
>I am a woman though

>>212567887
Two sandwiches, hotdogs, chips, salad, sushi and two cereal bars

>>212567893
No, you're not. You're a dysgenic freak of a man. We've all seen you at work. If your silhouette was cast on to a wall, even leftypol would say you were male.

>>212567910
must be a big lad

When I say Rorke does something, it is actually me doing something. I am Rorke

me? no strong opinions on trannies

>>212567910
lol I forgot you eat like a child because you aren't allowed to be around knives

>>212567932
Knowing the difference between men and women isn't a 'strong opinion'.

>>212567917
Lot of projection here. I am peng af

>>212567926
No I'm an average woman

>>212567812
Homer Simpson, smiling politely

Csn't believe I'm at 15% battery on my phone. What the fuck's happened there, then? Where did all the electricity go?

fucking hell lads i put too much mustard on me sarnie. tongue is on fucking fire.

>>212567976
Scream

>>212567902
Won't get any sympathy here in here because these runts hate cats

well, time to sleep for 14 hours and wake up a miserable bastard

>>212567953
>>212567910
Post tummy

>>212567977
just pop the plug in

Vinnie and I are going to bed soon

give the lad a "sweet dreams" would you

>>212567988
I love cats. I have two beautiful catbergs.

>>212567992
No because I have mental health problems

>>212568004
:(

>>212568000
are vinbobs

Pooing

I will die for Poowong

I don't particularly like cats but I don't want them to be abused or anything like that

Cat owners on the other hand...

Meant to another heatwave this weekend that's the third one already I hate the heat it affects my mental health severely

cat shows up at backdoor for milk daily
cold bastard doesn't like me and doesn't let me touch him, just waits for his milk

>>212568053
Are you claiming PIP for your mental health sweetie x

>>212568000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Mad how a grown woman cried cos she couldn't keep a lid on the massively expanding welfare bill LOL

>>212568102
Theoretically the 2nd most powerful person in this country. Should be sacked immediately

>>212568093
What's with the cows

>>212568102
TO BE FAIR
We don't even rank top 10 in Europe for welfare spending
We just have retarded mongs who think everybody should work no matter what.
The average Anglo has a complete slave mentality.

>>212568074
Yh I am

>>212568152
>The average Anglo has a complete slave mentality.
A thousands years of Norman subjugation innit
read epigenetics

I'm so done with life

>>212568236
cheer up boss

Might have a valium.

>>212568236
I'm dedicating myself to the cause of anti-AI. I'm in the process of rallying people as we speak x

just found out about wigan kebabs

what a fucking shithole england is

What the fuck have they done to my nigga grok

>>212568304
are you irish diaspora?

>>212567678
wouldnt trust sauce from a fella named grossman just saying

Just booted up League of Legends

>>212568072
cats are lactose intolerant you're slowly killing him

>>212568327
quentin

honestly shouldve trooned out with the body i have but i was too much of a pussy so i chose to keep living as a failed male

>>212567650 (OP)
I have an interview on Thursday for the same company I applied to 3 times

Can't believed I wanked to that lass who turned out to be a fella

i used a lloyd grossman sauce earlier and now you lot have made me feel foolish :(

>>212568382
get that job
dont moon them at the end of the interview!

>>212568311
#bants

>>212568391
Never understood how the guy from through the keyhole started flooging pasta sauce

>>212568390
nothing wrong with that, just means you thought you were wanking to a woman

>>212568391
No worries mate I've bought his spag sauce and plan to use it on the morra x

>>212568390
you blind?

>>212568391
sometimes a man doesnt feel like fixing a slurry to thicken his sauce

>>212568422
Mad how fit he is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F1NN5TER
Amd yeah I said he, that's what he wants his pronouns to be

>>212568438
I saw what I thought to be a girl and just started pulling the willer

I wish Emma Watson would brap on me.

>>212568466
Are you Indian?

>>212568490
I'm White British but siblings are raising children so I'm free to just wank until I die

might become mental

>>212568506
ktim af but white american

>>212568468
Some lucky bastard got to shag that what a cunt

>>212568468
Remember when she married herself?

>>212568510
at this point I could have a more substantial discussion about dbd here on fucking /brit/ than on the absolute wasteland that is /dbd/ while that insane autist spams the thread and the jannies take 12 hours to respond if at all

>>212568548
Wish it were me.

https://files.catbox.moe/54ourc.jpeg

>>212568562
that place has been fucked for ages

>>212568569
is that what real boobies look like

>>212568576
that stupid fucking creature was actually gone for a long while after 4chan came back up and he only returned literally a few days ago. but now that he's back yeah, about every 9 in 10 posts are him either being himself or pretending to be people talking about him, it's absolutely dismal

Mad how peng women's booberts are

>>212568466
lol you actually got tricked by that bloke? you are blind

>>212568569
frighteningly small breasts, need an engorgio charm cast on them pronto

could easily get a gf if I wasn't an autistic freak

Wondering about Emma's vag now

>>212568643
you wouldn't be you without autism <3

>>212568643
>could easily get a gf if i werent me in any way
se acabo

my tits are bigger

Gonna speedrun through British culture
Mad how yeah, and, erm, so???
There it is, speedrun done

Legit I have zero hope for any of the jobs I interviewed at to call back

>>212568721
These daye you need to be a top shagger to get any job. No room for us wretched virgin slugs

the incel revolution is coming

>>212568643
I've been with hot girls before
I get more sexual pleasure from just wanking off
What I really want in life is to conquer
I want to send my armies on expeditions to Jerusalem and establish a kingdom there

>>212568506
>>212568532
you're the weird uncle

>>212568743
I had a girlfriend 2 years ago and I am generally attractive just autistic as fuck

I only ate one chicken wing and one biscuit and a quarter of the fries and half the macaroni
I still have four breasts one wing more macaroni and fries and another biscuit I will eat across the next several days
I might eat the biscuit later tonight actually

>>212568765
And what steps have you taken toward accomplishing that goal?

>>212568743
always fail penis inspections at job interviews me

>>212568800
my nephews and nieces all like me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ShqnZaUUvaQ

>>212568850
MODS

Armpits are burnt slightly somehow. Causes significant irriration.

modes get him he's posting the ponies

>>212568850
>>212568866
toby

>>212568862
allergic to deodorant maybe

>>212568888
Nah don't think so
I used the same deodorant for months
I think it's actually the soap I use when I shower

had an amazing wank when i woke up this morning felt incredible was leaking precum all over myself and busted a huge load

>>212567650 (OP)
So I been to 10 interviews so not a single word back this was ina 5 week period

it's worth noting that daniel johnston worked at astroworld just before his visions/obsessions/fears about satan/the devil/satanists began

Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?

kill trannies

>>212568992
No

>>212568992
NO

Bigfoot or Mothman, who you got in a fight

it's worth noting that i'm shagging your mother

you CAN'T suffer in america

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyWhffLA5_3/

Do you believe in rock'n'roll and can music save your mortal soul

i HATE the loch ness monster

>>212569020
?
looks shit

>>212569029
What about the Ogopogo

am boyslut

>>212568765
>I want to send my armies on expeditions to Jerusalem and establish a kingdom there
this but less tradcathy

right
get that australian's boybutt pounded
NOW

>>212569041
ungrateful brat, lucky his ancestors had the gazump to travel the ocean and settle in a new land

Teeth hurt :(

>>212569043
hate him too
hate mystery beasts of the water i harbour RACIST FEELINGS toward them

>>212569066
akshually it's 3:40 hehe x

>>212569065
I live here
Place in that vid looks shit

australian roses

>>212569084
*suddenly and abruptly rapes you*

>>212569066
brush them :)

:-]

Mad how music notes make me feel something when they're arranged in a specific way x

>>212569105
*tenses and panics before burying my face in your neck and begging you to be gentle*

keep going
my william is enjoying this

odds i pop on a film
evens i put on fleetwood mac rumours

I'd eat her poo.

>>212569086
nah it's steppe kino tier

>>212569133
Bit gay that lad

>>212569164
get the dreams chorus belted from your gay porn lungs as loud as you can NOW

*does a gay asmr dance*

just got chills

>>212569203
they're multiplying

snyderjeet mass suicide

>>212569240
didn't even know there was a new superman movie out until this post
bizarre that you watch that slop

>>212569258
wasnt gonna watch it but the nephews want to see it and its funny watching people obsessed with snyder get mad

Country Roads
Homeward Bound

Why are songs about going home so powerful

>>212569240
the consumer is retarded albeit

*gets into convertible and flies up into the sky*

>>212569270
Returning to a place of warmth, familiarity and safety after hunter gathering for millions of years

lol

baddiedem crib

>>212569270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWWGf8BT0YU

>>212569306
cor wonder how much of that stuff smells of her vagina

>>212569306
might buy her a labubu on throne so she can add it to the background

>>212569306
mental illness

i miss the hypothetical subjunctive mood gimmick

>>212569320
her pussycat napped right where her arse was

sleepy

im fag?

they hunted sure, but they gathered to a place
that was home
TAKE ME HOOOOME

I’ll accidentally all over the place.

what is THE best tea to have with a full english?

>>212569465
dunno

>>212569465
Dunno I don’t drink caffeinated drinks

>>212569430
>im fag?

>>212569465
Breakfast tea

>>212569495
me in the 2036 anglo uprising when i have to kill frenchanons

getting sleepy again

>>212569514
me accepting it

if i die on my road trip tomorrow will you all remember me?

>>212569567
I'll goon to your memory

nice try
janny got you too quick there

ANOTHER 3 TRILLION TO PENSIONERS

might give mad men a cheeky watch

Mastering the evil incel death glare

hi everyone :3

a cuddle with jack

>>212569935
hai ʘ‿ʘ

well, /brit/?

>>212569984
I'll need to see their feet first

>>212569984
That one on the left could sit on my face if she wanted

>>212569984
centre for me bossman

vaginal cleft

>>212569847
mad how if you sing good you can just get away with noncing
this was ian watkins' downfall

did people ever really believe any of that epstein nonsense. as far as conspiracies go, that one was always absurd.
>a billionaire in nyc was a pervert who committed sex crimes
>a billionaire sex criminal, when arrested and facing life in prison, committed suicide
>a billionaire in nyc met a lot of famous people in his life
>therefore
>EVERYONE HE EVER TOOK A PHOTO WITH WAS IN ON HIS CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY. FURTHERMORE, THEY ALL WENT TO HIS ISLAND WHERE EPSTEIN CAUGHT THEM ON TAPE COMMITTING SEX CRIMES. THEN, THEY HAD HIM ASSASSINATED WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT SO THAT HE WOULDNT RAT THEM OUT
it doesn’t follow. it’s like going hiking and finding a lone trail of footprints, and concluding that there must be a serial killer lurking in the woods. Sure, that’s one possibility. But it’s far more likely that an earlier hiker simply went off the path for a bit, isn’t it.

>>212570103
kompromat isn't a new concept (and isn't restricted only to russia)
governments have to literally train diplomats, spies, politicians on this

>>212570103
Slow day is it, FBI Agent Gonzales?

>>212569984
they look retarded

30 minutes without a post. Must be a new record

Reported to HR for aggressively ignoring my 34 year old coworker that's 13 years my senior and now I need to take this 2 hour long "training seminar" about how to interact with people with a bunch of middle aged women every day for the next week

Mad to think I was a baby once. what a stupid little faggot I was

Time dilation do be a real thing and I imagine that we can just drop mousenonce onto the interstellar planet and know we'll be done with him in about 12 minutes

>>212570542
>The band are well known for their opposition to far-right and anti-immigration politics, and their support for the liberation of Palestine.

toil sucks I know

>>212570522
serves you right

>>212569331
You don't want to see mentally ill

i'm mr. bulldops

>>212570103
there is a list and they just wont show us it
you know this, we know it. stop gaslighting

gfberg can't be around her dad's side of her family at all because she has this deranged cousin who has it out for her and emails her death threats daily

>>212570612
shut the fuck up it's a good song

Id take the shirt off any man's back

Getting increasingly suspicious of monogamy

i'm spider-man

wonder why we don't put glass panels in front of the tracks at train stations to prevent people from falling in like they do in slanty eyed countries
do they have those on the london underground?

alri

Doing the stinky rn, must be done

>>212570721
Weird dog

>>212570708
giz our takeaway

>>212570706
mate we’d all get suspicious if you managed to get into a monogamous relationship

>>212570738
Been there done that cummed and got the t shirt

need to headbutt someone aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yr59W2DjBX8

Bro looks like palpatine wtf

Is this some strange byproduct of replacing all your blood plasma 3 days ago or something? It's not great marketing

gfberg has serious abandonment issues and tries to make me feel guilty because she has to go to sleep and not talk to me for at least 8 hours, odd but cute at the same time

>>212570803
my missusberg has unironically said she “misses missing you” when i went on holiday last year
don’t understand women

might set up a lemonade stand out front of my house with the E's in lemonade spelled backwards

>>212570803
Online gfs aren’t real gfs m8

>>212570836
i've penetrated her vagina with my willy and played with her boobs

You’ve got that music in you
Don’t let go
You only take what you giiiiive
Oooooooh

>>212570805
You live in nigger heaven

its not fair!

>>212570860
That’s no way to treat a lady you sick fuck

>>212570860
stop having sex

disgusting freak

>>212570860
wtf are you gay

hate normoids and sex havers so much I'm seething

>>212570882
feels nice on the ol' 'ly

scares me to think that there are abandoned train tunnels/sewers under my very feet that no one has set foot in in decades, god knows what could be lurking down there

Money keeps leaving my account because I keep spending it

>>212570963
cute spiders

>>212570803
>>212570828

they do things like this but would drop/cheat on you in an instant

>>212570990
mate i don’t think you’ve ever experienced a real relationship before, maybe it’s time to log off for a month or so

>>212570977
money can be exchanged for goods and services

your mum so poor she has to buy abu dhabi chocolate

desperately need some drugs but have to wait until friday for my wages to come in

calling my centrelink dole my "wage" so as not to appear a total societal dropout bludging waste of space

>>212571212
no it's a wage lad and it gets paid on friday, doesn't cenno usually come in on a tuesday or wednesday?

had a dream that someone slapped the side of my car in an argument so i ran them over and crashed in to loads of other cars
woke up really defensive in a foul mood so dont fuck with me this morning okay?

Learning Japanese lads
Quite fun

>>212571296
konichiwa lad

Betty Gilpin sex arse

>>212571296
Ni hao

got the andrew wk on

Any other perfect sleep man in?

>>212571433
forgot that you used to be able to call people fags and get away with it, had a bit of culture shock the other day when i was watching bill and ted's excellent adventure (1989) and they called each other fag after hugging

>>212571444
I still do it outside of gay bars while wearing a mask, good cardio

>>212571436
for me it's okay sleep every night

shell go incoming

>>212570944
my turn my turn

time to go for a poo!

seriously though what the fuck is so important that people need to be listening to it walking about with their little white niggerpods in 24/7??
you see w*men out walking their babies with them in why??

need a shit but i've got the opioid constipation, might chug a thing of water with epsom salt in it later

got a phd in shagging from the university of your mum

>>212568306
will stancil rape party 2011

the discord app is the definition of bloat. why does it need updating every time. why are there multiple announcement boxes to close about nitro boost what the fuck

>>212571527
you couldn't think of the word glass?

test

>>212571580
Don't fuck with websites brother. Websites give you viruses of the mind. Websites are how the devil infiltrates your mind.

>>212571436
It's so hot I've beek waking at 5am without fail for the past 3 weeks. Terrible

>>212571628
best part of the day

>>212571628
how many wanks?

Will be getting up soon to drive my car to the garage, it's MOT is due you see

>>212571526
Yeah wearing headphones in public is very, very antisocial.

any non binary man in

warm but not hot

>>212571526
most droids walking around have no inner monologue so have to fill the emptiness in their head with music

ahhhh is that person wearing headphones i'm losing my mind ahhhh

>>212571595
wouldn't necessarily be a glass, more likely i'd be using my plastic shaker cup

Think my brain is well and truly fucked from porn it pains me to say lads. Going to go 30 days no porn no wanking. This has got to stop

>>212571710
not watching porn won't fix your brain
seek therapy

get it made rorke

>>212571710
Dropped by a well-known no-fap joint recently and looked at cats wanting to talk about not wanking with other no-fappers post histories, and there's a lot of, how should I put this, "gay men" trying to get no fappers to fap with them on camera and eat their cum nom nom nom nom nom

>>212571721
the therapist will just tell him to stop eating porn

You disagree with me do you? well then you're black

>>212571721
Cant do any harm
Caught myself looking at Riley Reid anal gifs on reddit yesterday at 7am. Something's got to give

every american who posts in this general sounds 47 years old and mentally disabled

>>212571764
>>212571764
>>212571764

>>212571746
Link some good ones

how come theres no hand fetish even though theyre intimately involved in sexual pleasure?

i need to be out the house and in the car in 25 minutes

>>212571769
Prefer not to