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Aayla Secura edition

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>>212569355 (OP)
>>212569355 (OP)
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why does spotify keep logging me out

I have to sign into my alternate email and wait for their fucking verification code on my phone every time

>>212569362
This nigga posting the NEW in his own NEW

second for cum con sex

i wonder if that fag who hates clussy is here

Kys clownpedo

>>212569400
I’m indifferent to clussy. It doesn’t make me mad, but it doesn’t appeal to me.

>>212569406
good post

Talk about controversial topics

I've munched on penis before

dis tucker carlson nigga be spittin fax

>>212569414
I'm not racist BUT....

>>212569414
So what's the deal with abortion!

>>212569414
Prohibition in America actually was successful while it was in effect

>>212569450
It's over

>>212569450
grim if true

>>212569414
I'm just wondering when Jason's going to watch Mud Brown and the seven DEI hires

>>212569446
My great grandpa started a speakeasy when he moved here in the 1920s

>>212569450
https://forward.com/culture/504342/superman-10-jewish-things-siegel-shuster-samson-moses-golem/

>>212569450
Good reviews so far

>>212569445
chicas güeras mexicanas en mi gran polla blanco brasileño

>>212569459
*Poo Brown

do you love israel

>>212569499
>2017

I'd scoop you up like a featherweight, pin you against the wall with one meaty paw, rip off your policy-wonk khakis, and thrust in with jackhammer precision—deep, rhythmic pounding that echoes like thunder, mixing sweat and grunts till you're a quivering mess, ass stretched like taffy, limping for weeks with that broomstick waddle. Truth hurts, but this'd redefine it. Who's next?

>>212569503
why does that matter

>>212569463
My great great grandfather smuggled liquor from St Pierre and Miquelon to Boston by boat :)

>>212569499
lol that is fake news

>>212569512
Arrrr he was a proper sailor lad

SIT ON MY COCK

Want to see the new jurassic park movie

No Barbarians even, barbarians odd

>>212569515
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41688999

2017 will have been 10 years ago in 2 years

maybe if i drink a reasonable amount instead of alternating between abstinence and binging i won't be so emotionally volatile

>>212569520
*smashes your dick with a framing hammer*

>>212569534
No, I refuse to believe it

my skin is the color of poop

You see ice raid that park pretty funny, was empty

my skin is the color of a pig

fvark you guys are getting my goonrod throttled rn

>>212569548
buenos días señor

>>212569573
namaste

my skin is the color of cum

extremely aesthetic pic from outer /int/

>>212569587
nigga it isnt even 8L30

A trip to the French islands of Saint-Pierre and Miquelon is a must for anyone planning travel in eastern Newfoundland. With a piece of Europe just 20 km from the province's southern coast, why wouldn't you plan an international trip? That being said, a visit to the archipelago does require some preparation.

call a random phone number and see what happens challenge

somebody shoot me

>>212569583
would look much better without the shadow.

>>212569587
what would the America party have to do to get your vote?????? Thank you!!!!!!

follow along to this instructional dance videotape

>>212569613
I used to text random numbers in high school just saying shit like "sup I just texted a random number because I'm bored" but nobody ever replied

>>212569604
i don't even like that we have an entire french province, why would i spend considerable time and money to visit french dickheads in Canada's backyard?

>>212569613
My and my cousins made prank calls back in the late 90's and we were caught because some people traced our calls with their digital phones we didn't know existed yet back then

>>212569520
*shits on your cock*

>>212569660
To fuck the cute girls

GO ON TALK SOME SHIT

PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL, NIGGA.

Heard that quebec militants were recently arrested trying to form a militia and acquiring land using military tactics. They reportedly want to separate from canada

>>212569613
dial 516-922-9463

>>212569613
A friend of mine used to prank call prostitutes and ask how much they'd charge for a blowjob. After they'd give him a ballpark amount, he'd say, "Holy fuck, is that mouth made of gold?" He also once asked one if she'd stand fucking seven men for a few hours. I burst into tears laughing.

>>212569674
They had 4 pairs of night vision goggles, ANOTHER FENIAN RAID I TELLS YA

>>212569674
it was like 4 zoomers in the Army and they got arrested for LARPing in the bush on their own time.

i bet if we got into the real reasons why they were arrested it would have everything to do with spicy comments about israel.

Hotel prices are insane. $150 for one night in St. Johns? Fuck that.

I can't fucking believe this shit.

>>212569679
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE...

>>212569714
That's cheap

>>212569714
That's cheap for a hotel dude, where have you even BEEN lately? I travel for work and $200 a night gets you a mediocre room, if you want something that doesn't have bed bugs in Toronto you're spending $250-275. Vancouver is like $350-400 a night for a room that isn't a total shithole.

Catch a wave and take in the sweetness

Goodbye forever /cum

you know when you're a kid you think your dad's a superhero then you grow up and realize he's just a drunk who wears a cape

I am never voting again.

anyone here got a crunchyroll password i can borrow? i want to order something from their store and apparently you get a discount if you have a subscription.

I never pay over $170 for a hotel room

“We’re not talking about al-Qaida or the Islamic State,” said Davis, a former CSIS analyst and current president of Insight Threat Intelligence. “We’re talking about anti-government, anti-Muslim, incel (involuntary celibates) types of terrorism that all fall into that category of ideologically motivated violent extremism.”

>>212569714
at $150 a night i might move to st johns

are you shitting me

>>212569689
My friends and I used to prank call prostitutes while we were in high school, using an online group call where everyone but the speaker would stay muted. At first, we’d just get one of the guys to ask for increasingly insane shit until they’d say no, but that got boring quickly. Eventually, we figured out that the funniest thing to do was to call two of them at once, stay muted, and get them fighting with each other. They wouldn’t believe that the other one didn’t call them, and they would get mad; if it didn’t work the first time, just call again

>>212569670
You mean to fuck a fucking duck!!!!

>>212569733
I wish I was beautiful

Hotels in Vancouver are insane pricey

>>212569759
>My friends and I used to prank call prostitutes while we were in high school
your moms phone bill mustve been nuts

>>212569749
https://youtu.be/lrZxB_DFQ8U?si=DSW45fjOqVjUX_ov

>>212569733
Um

I remember on my high school graduation day I was posting on /cum/

>>212569655
me on the right

>>212569742
>anti-Muslim
So, psyoped by Jews like that Rebel News faggot and Ben Shapiro? I’m not pro-Muslim, but making anti-Islamism a pillar of your worldview is pretty Shlomo coded

>>212569705
Reminder there are people in this country that think we shouldn’t deport these lardasses

>>212569790
Denounce mohammed

What does getting your anus licked feel like

I can't believe this shit anymore. This is unreal.

>>212569764
No, it was on Skype, and one of the guys had the sort of VOIP subscription that allowed for calls to actual phones

>>212569714
Still cheaper than the rent in toronto, thank you!!!!

>>212569714
Still cheaper than the rent in toronto canada, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212569803
Muhammad was a Judaizer heretic, and Islam is a sect of Christianity led astray

>>212569727
I honestly don't know who can afford to pay $200+ for one night stay at a hotel.
>>212569743
>>212569823
That's $4500 a month. You can rent an apartment on Bay Street for that much.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart

>>212569824
Some things in the quran came straight from the talmud.

>>212569804
Go to India and ask a cow that, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real.women are so ugly compared to anime girls

powerful

>>212569853
Artsy fartsy

>>212569838
TURN AROUND
every now and then I get a little bit terrified that all the best years of my life have gone by

gooning to this thread

>>212569853
The jeets of the animal kingdom.

Saw on reddit today some Iraqi tried to honor kill his daughter for having a boyfriend and not accepting an arranged marriage of an older man in Iraq. The dad tried to strangle her to death in front of the school, when her classmates got him off, the mom tried to strangle her, intense stuff .

>>212569869
gooning to jason's mom, thank you!!!!!!!!!!

>>212569876
How much was she

>>212569881
cheaper than rent in toronto that's for sure

>>212569875
Is this a bot post?

>>212569875
But every culture is equal and there aren’t better or worse cultures sweatie

>>212569895
No

>>212569875
This is just what happens when you love in nonstop triple digit weather and have nothing to do except be pissed off all day

Every now and then I rip a fart

i like to browse reddit and find interesting posts and then steal them for (You)s on 4chan hehe

>>212569908
>what happens when you love in nonstop triple digit weather
Imagine the smell

This is the last straw. In my opinion, Trump absolutely cannot be trusted anymore.

>>212569912
I will post this on r/4chan and will get lots of upvotes

>>212569926
Did something happen

There is something very cursed about slavs

>>212569912
I do this but steal posts from other threads and boards

>>212569936
I love non-Russian Slavs

If you can’t handle 4chan at its worst (wading through thousands of Butthew and Brian schizo spam posts) you don’t deserve the r/4chan highlights at its best

>>212569966
Russians>Serbians>other Slavs

>>212569926
Truly. I can't believe he banned the nudify app, unfuckingbelievable!!!!!!! So it's okay when whores monetize their pussy on onlyfans and us men can't see pussy for our pleasure????????? WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212569975
Dude this is the worst opinion of all time

my life would be so much better if i had an asian gf

>>212569979
Honourable mention to Bulgarians

>>212569997
For me it's
Poles > Ukrainians > Slovaks

>>212569991
>minha vida seria muito melhor se eu tivesse uma namorada BRANCA E GERMÂNICA

Russians are the best Slavs followed by Serbians and then Slovenians.

My local Costco is always filled to the brim with chinks and jeets, the parking lot is a shitshow (thanks to the stupid as fuck chinks who can not only not drive but not think at all either) and the employees are little Nazis who will stop you in the store and demand your papers like the Gestapo.

>>212570044
Czechs/Poles/Slovaks because they're fucking GERMANIC

Bosniaks are based actually

I can't take any more humiliation rituals.

i hate all of the slavic immigrants here
they don't speak english and don't want to
i understand why people in 30s hated them because i can't imagine how bad it would be if they dominated the area

>>212570061
life is one big humiliation ritual

>>212570047
Ive never once been asked for my card past the front door

>>212569969
r/4chan sucks
it's just /pol/ shit and an occasional /tv/ or /v/ shitpost

unbelievable

i'm simply too good to be matched with women so i cant play valorant to find a gf

>>212570047
I was covid lockdown fat and had a beard when my Costco ID photo was taken, so those “papers, please” moments always result in them not believing it’s me now that I’m fit and clean shaven

>>212570078
how about r/fartchan

>>212570056
my local bosniaks dump garbage in our local parks and forests. i hate them.

>>212570104
Where in the hell do you live that has enough bosniaks to say "my local bosnaiks"

>>212569834
>I honestly don't know who can afford to pay $200+ for one night stay at a hotel.

I wouldn't personally pay it, my company foots the bill. It is absolutely a ripoff and all the hotels are run by jeets now, even the higher end ones. I can't even eat the breakfast there anymore because I know they will have pooped in it.

I gave Trump the benefit of the doubt time and time again. I made excuses for him because I wanted to believe that he was still our guy.
No more. I quit. I will never support him again. I will never vote for anyone ever again.

>>212570111
NYS

Costco is obscenely overrated. Unless you have a huge family you're not saving much.

We all need a good natured blonde in our lives

that's good for little carmine... his wallet isn't tied to the goddamn ESPLANADE GODDAMNIT

I remember when I was growing up my history teachers said to us "people are worried about bosnians now just like they were worried about the puerto ricans and the italians before them. they'll assimilate.'
has NOT happened!! in fact, none of those groups have assimilated

Israel's attack on Tehran killed 100 transgender people held in Evin prison

I went to school with a guy whose grandfather was a Bosniak member of the SS who moved to Canada after the war

>Bulgarians as well as Albanians nod the head up and down to indicates "no" and shake to indicate "yes".
What the

>>212570128
what does it mean?????????????? Thank you

>>212570159
Retards

>>212570159
Some Greeks do it too

>>212570164
How?

>>212570128
give me a good nature latina instead

I had a dream that a Jewish cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no reason

i have a dream where a female cop pulls me over and sits on my face

>>212570245
Now that is a nice dream

*shits on your face*

wish I had a gf

>>212570124
The jeet families will always buy several cartloads of milk at once, I guess it's cause their food has a lot of dairy in it but it's hilarious seeing an 18-member family caravan making their way with their 4 or 5 carts full of milk jugs from the dairy section to the cash. These families live in extended family units in giant megamansions illegally built (but tolerated by the corrupt city council) on prime agricultural land and they throw weekend-long wedding parties that are loud as fuck (the concept of silence is totally alien to the jeet brain) and their driveway + the entire street outside will be filled with dozens of vehicles belonging all to the same inbred family members. It's horrible. Jeets are truly a menace.

>>212570276
its too much work. wish I could just get arrange married to a qt. jeets have it way too good

>>212570262
>t. Indian

>>212570348
>tf
>tp

You guys just make shit up

>>212569429
I am.

feel like i'm too ugly for asian women you know what i mean

>>212570245
girl cops always have the fattest dumptruck butts, you would end up like floyd

>>212570377
Would she jab you with fentanyl

>>212569819
>Rei
>gives you her ice cream
What you'd expect from your clone mom.

Your beloved dog named Toby

>>>/v/714936490
LOL

>>212570414
mousey -.-

>>212570391
Wonder what a fent orgasm would feel like
Fentgasm

I intended to only be on 4chan for a single day, but I might have relapsed on my 4chan addiction

if floyd were white no one would've cared

>>212569908
It's what happens when you live in a backwards culture of child rapists.

>>212570371
That's a tranny sorry man

>>212570418
Pretty good

>>212570442
Perfect for HueAnon.

>>212569355 (OP)
For me its togruta

>>212570424
My cat's name is Mousey :3 picrel is her.

>>212570442
i bet you wish it was

>>212570409
she's more like yui's daughter

A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.

>>212570321
Seeing social media posts of rental units after being occupied by a dozen jeets is hilarious. You need a hazmat crew to take care of it.
>giant megamansions illegally built
Never heard of this. Ontario or BC?

dumb peanutposter

if i were born in brazil(sex capital of the world) i wouldn't be an incel

>>212570502
No, she's Shinji's mom, cloned. I swear you fucks don't even pay attention.

>>212570545
Richmond, BC has some of the most fertile land in the world, to the point where the federal and provincial governments have given it a name and a protected status (called ALR – Agricultural Land Reserve) that's supposed to be reserved for farming but Richmond city council gets paid off by developers to just approve building permits on ALR land willy-nilly.

>>212570578
true that's why you're a fakecel

i'm making chocolate chip pancakes and eggs for dinner :)


btw has this site died or something? a year ago /cum/ was so much more active

>>212570580
she has her DNA but none of her actual soul or mind. Biologically spekaing she's the closest thing to her daughter

>>212570607
Redditor detected.

MFW made the reddit cakes again

Guys I have a confession. I'm Indian. I live in Surrey, BC and wear a turban, my skin is an ugly colour and I live in a giant mansion on a blueberry farm with 18 of my cousins. We buy 60 litres of milk from Costco every week, worship cows, smell like shit and we all work for Door Dash. Once a month we have a giant and incredibly loud & obnoxious wedding party on our property that lasts 3 days and our neighbours (the ones who aren't Indian) hate us. We are here to stay.

>>212570604
except it is impossible for me to get to brazil(sex capital of the world(heaven)) therefore i am a trvecel in the world that is tangible to me(america(hell on earth))

this nigga never heard of an airport

>>212570649
except it inst because you're american and can easily get the money

>>212570657
that's what you think from your sex filled paradise(brazil) where america(hell on earth) is mythologized as a land of wealth
you've never seen trve american poverty and inceldom (your privileged eyes would melt)

drinking milk

I've been hanging out with a chick lately who I'm crushing hard for and she's been getting me to play her music and now my YouTube My Mix algorithm is infected with Travis Scott and shit like that.

>>212570688
this but for you

>>212570699
Why don't you have Spotify playlists?

What I need is white trash methhead pusssyyyy

>>212570527
I think about this quote a lot.

UwU

Really makes you think

>>212570701
sorry but i've already depicted you as the chad thirdie and me as the firstie incel

>>212570736
Not a fan of your flag I'm sorry, the colors clash and are ugly to begin with.

>>212570699
she'll leave you for BBC

>>212570586
Grim, has the pajeet menace breached the Fraser Valley? I lived there ten years ago and it was jeet free.

>>212570765
That's not the picture I wanted to attach but whatever.

My dog stepped on a bee

eating 5 boiled eggs

>>212570714
Why tf would I pay for both YouTube Premium + Spotify when Spotify does all the same shit YT does?
>>212570765
Lots of jeets in Cloverdale, Langley and Abbotsford but Chilliwack is pretty fuckin white thank God (there are more feather than Indians than dot Indians there if anything). Langley has relatively fewer jeets than Abby too.

>>212570815
Zamn I would hate to smell the aftermath of that

chuds complain that housing is expensive but also complain when houses are built

anyone want to watch a movie, horror movie maybe

>>212570822
>Abbotsford

>>212570850
no. sorry

>>212570850
sure, let's watch some villeneuve kino

almost finished with agot award

>>212570822
if hadn't genocided your injuns you'd have more of them to work menial labor jobs and not have had to import jeets

>>212570941
we didnt genocide them like you guys did

Root beer is addicting

>>212570935
dont know what that is, was think 04 dawn of the dead

Momberg came home and was already angry.

>>212570955
True

>>212570959
denis villeneuve is the guy who directed bladerunner 2049 and DUNC

'CAUSE I'M A LEAF
I'LL TEAR YOUR MIND OUT
I'LL BURN YOUR SOUL
I'LL TURN YOU INTO ME
I'LL TURN YOU INTO ME
'CAUSE I'M A LEAF
A LEAF A LEAF A LEAF

mecha break looks cool but definitely looks like a game that will dissapear once they stop paying for people to play, it's insane how much they are marketing on twitch, like everyone doing a ad on it but the game does look decent

>>212570955
Love me some A&W root beer.

I miss mechahitler

devoured a PB&J drenched in jelly and PB

yea alr if u guys dont start making good posts im gonna go jerk on my dick and balls

>>212571036
it's really funny that they retrained it on RW accounts expecting it to spit out a Ben Shapiro AI

>>212571047
lewd

out of milk

I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIIIIIIEEEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOOWLY

i feel like asian girls are the way forward

>>212571062
I feel like you're an incel so it doesn't matter

What's the difference between a trashy girl and a Goth girl?

>>212571062
the demure asian women you're thinking of only exist in japan, and won't exist in the next 10-20 years. the average chinese and taiwanese woman is extremely brash and will punch you in the face for disagreeing with her

>>212571079
as per usual, it's the # of partners

>>212571075
statistically i have better chances with asian girls that any other type of girl since i am an incel

>>212571079
trashy girl wont fuck your life up

>>212569499
Yeah you can't help but admire Israeli grit and determination
when they want to get something done nothing stands in their way

>>212571105
What about Koreans?

i dont like asian girls, never did

>>212571138
koreans are the most western asians

>>212571138
korea is literally in the middle of an all out gender war, incels assaulting women in the streets. the most popular politician among young korean men is a guy who asked if shoving scissors up women's vaginas is rape.

>>212571134
Fuck off wumao. You're doing a terrible job.

>>212571062
after watching some jav i think you might be right

>>212571174
Meds now

>>212571111
that isn't true

>>212571189
There are no dancing Israelis in your picture^^^ you dumb fuck Chinaman.

>>212571165
the part of town I live in is almost entirely asian and these bitches are UGLY, Yellowfever tards have burnt their brain out on JAV and anime and have no idea what the common asiastic woman looks like

>>212571165
White women only for me.

>>212571109
one million vs one billion

>>212571200
you are seeing sea monkeys not asians

Do you think a girl would be less disgusted by a guy drinking her pee than a guy licking her feet?

>>212571219
I know what a flip and a ch*nk looks like, dumbass

>>212571198
Cause they werent dancing when the photo was taken
presumably that photo was taken right before their arrest

>>212571242
Fuck off fuck off fuck off

ooh aayla. man, Jabba. what a dope. forget these men on a mission and forget their debts. when luke says free them or die, man, just free them! get back to these ladies tickling you on the regular and quit sending them into pits. send that fat lady with the myriad boobs.

chat gpt really hates incels

>>212571270
K keep defending mossad agents
not my problem you weirdo

>>212571286
why come there ain't no chud gpt

no country for incel men

>>212571308
Its called Grok

want to go for an inceldrive but it feels more like a goon and go to bed early kind of night

There Will (Not) Be Sex

I am forever in your debt.

>>212571321
Orangutangs are scary smart
I remember reading there've been cases of them escaping from their cages through some trickery

>>212571321
i havent gooned or watched porn in so long, I feel like I should get back into it

>>212571341
then don't ask me for me for your next quest. i'm sorry about your family's old title, or the goblins, but i got things to do, too! pay your debt by keeping silent, and sullenly accepting your lot in life.

>>212571321
is that real

>>212571397
she trafficked them to epstein thoever. he had sex with all of those girls(and just him) and the people on the flightlogs came to the island to watch him
he killed himself because he was being deprived of cunny and couldn't take it anymore

>>212571348
>They also use an 'autoerotic tool'—a stick which they use to stimulate the genitals and masturbate (both male and female).
those niggas smart

>>212571409
yes they use a variety of tools in the wild

>>212571490
>During a field observation in 2022, a male Sumatran orangutan, known to researchers as Rakus, chewed Fibraurea tinctoria vine leaves and applied the mashed plant material to an open wound on his face.[99] According to primatologists who had been observing Rakus at a nature preserve, "Five days later the facial wound was closed, while within a few weeks it had healed, leaving only a small scar".
alright these niggas are too smart

>>212571373
Yes master

>>212571321
I cannot fucking believe that orangutans are better at tying knots than me

>>212571545
here, take these two priceless artifacts. they're both heavy, but each worth the maximum a merchant can sell for. if you pace yourselves and sell one, then the other, you won't need me anymore. and share your new fortune some, won't you? i don't really wanna hear it from your neighbors either.

Welll fellas, I must say I’m havin a beer. And that’s okay. And maybe we’re gonna be okay.

end womens suffrage, I say

think the back of my hands are sunburnt

>>212571625
I've burnt my face twice lately.

reminder:

>>212571590
sex

>>212571625
yard work? mine are too, but i cleared a wasp nest as flawlessly as a man could, sparing a bee-keeper's suit. i have gloves, but i just didn't trust them for such a test of fine motor-skill. i wanted to put that kingdom down, gently, and then run back in the house and look out the window like a spooked little bab.