LIV
ERP
OOL

Got my footy podcasts on my AirPods as I walk to work
Rorke seething

why are scousers subhuman? even when a foreiner becomes one he turns into a n kills his brother and himself in a car crash

getting blacked

Morning poo is buffering.
Stomachberg being very vocal

Kneecap lyrics
>Yes, we want our country back

Bob Vylan lyrics
>I heard you want your country back
>Shut the fuck up
>I heard you want your country back
>Uh-uh, you can't have that
>I heard you want your country back
>Shut the fuck up

A crowd in London probably heard both these things and agreed with both

Mad how it's impossible to get a smartphone/tablet that doesn't have a camera pointed at you every second you use it

Thoughts on the new watch?

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

21 minutes needs to be out of the house and in his car in 25 minutes lad. 21 tick tock tick tock. Do you fear this?

>>212571822
Put some tape over it

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>212571822
i stare into mine hoping a GCHQ wagie has to watch me wank

>>212571764 (OP)
Why do I feel like it looks best from the skyline

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

>>212571822
Mad how schoolgirls take their phones into the changing rooms with them when they go to PE

remember jew tunnels

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#TheNationsNetwork

>>212571826
The watch is decent, but where are your knuckles?
Fist is very round, how fat are you?

>>212571871
what's mad about that?

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

ONE BLOW TILL I TAKE YA DOWN
I TAKE YA DOWN
ONE SMOKE AND YOUR HEAD SPINS AROUND AND AROUND

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Seems like every year there's some thing happening in texas. Its either too cold and they die. Or too hot and the die. No power and they die. Water and they die.

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212571877
That simply never happened, your delusions are acting up again

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Saw a lass that looked like a less tattooed ethel cain

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212571829
>>212571846
>>212571859
>>212571880
>>212571892
>>212571906
>>212571922
>>212571938
>>212571955
Why do you do this every day? It's not funny or interesting. You're an annoying boring weird mentally ill freak

When I'm angry at my dog, do they actually know they've done something wrong or are they just reacting to my tone and mannerisms?

Feeling insanely blackpilled lately lads

>barely talk to my parents any more
>sick of seeing foreigners everywhere
>sick of incompetent retards on the road and at work
>worried about 4chan being banned
>feeling like I'm losing my sharp memory as I'm getting older
>don't enjoy my job

>>212571877
i remenber

>>212572007
the world is turning without you chud

>>212572007
Therapy for you

>>212572007
Yeah sounds about right.

>>212571877
the fact that it came in the middle of the hamas tunnel hysteria made it like a punchline. maybe seinfeld wrote it

>>212572007
We'll be rounded up in the NHS suicide pods soon so don't worry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_synagogue_tunnel_incident

>>212572007
fucken bosh cunt

Walked past my colleague while they were stuck in traffic
They called my name and waved and I waved back and mouthed see you in 10

>>212572007
Someone post that incel black pill ideology webm for this nigga

>>212572056
I will not live in the pod

>>212571792
u wot?

>>212572095
Yeah that's the point

Mad how there are literally NO good games to play.

>>212571764 (OP)
I've been there

>all these problems
>all this moaning
>still won't embrace socialism

>>212571826
5'4 and 20st 7lbs

>>212572111
People are too materialistic to do that

>>212572107
Playing rdr2 and cricket 22 currently

>>212572107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5BCnjHFOdo

Favourite Dragon-type Pokemon lads?

>>212572007
ktim except i like my job and im loaded

5'3 and an attitude

>>212572111
but socialism is LE BAD though D:

i err dont know xD

A pub no longer

>Gregg Wallace has been warned by one of the country's most senior barristers not to say the women coming forward with claims against him are making things up.
but what if they did make it up?

>>212572174
delete this gore

>>212572182
And why would they do that?

>>212572174

Up early and I already hate the world. How do wagies do this every day? I would kms

>>212572193
>he thinks "the truth" is a factual retelling of events

>>212572134
charizard, lvl 47

>>212572193
sometimes people make stuff up for attention

>>212572207
Early morning is kino
However I'm already at toil which is unkino

Christ, that's a big sloppy drink shit

>>212572210
>>212572215
Believe ALL women

>>212572211
Char is fire/flying thoughbeit

Twin peaks soundtrack status: on

>>212572198
oh no kitty!

>>212572228
except johnny depp's wife, she was mental

feel sorry for next doors kid he was just doing keepy ups with his ball and his mum come out and shouted IF YOU DONT GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NOW I SWEAR

>>212572229
my friend stiole it
i never recovered

>>212572207
It's no so bad when you get into a routine and actually get enough sleep etc.
However I'm on holiday right now and got up at 7 after too many drinks and staying up too late. I've got a roadtrip to do today too. Not looking forward to it tbqhwy

'za delivery toil commences in t minus 5 minutes
going to be a fucking madhouse because state of origin is on

>>212572258
Wahey! Absolute mad lad, what is he like eh

>>212572282
good lad

>>212572282
fucken bosh

The Polish & Irish lesbians who live in the flat below me smoke fags on the fire escape in the morning so the smell wafts into my flat. It's actually very comfy makes me feel like I live in Italy with this weather

>>212572279
gregg wallace already on hard times

>>212572324
Looks nothing like him

my parents are asking me if im gay cuz ive never had a gf, how to proceed?

>>212572007
Got a promotion at work yesterday, new title, more money (not much though)
Felt nothing. They may as well have been telling me what they had for breakfast. I have nothing in my life and the few things I do have don't bring me joy

>>212572270
Sounds fucking awful. Good luck

>>212572334
bald

leftypol unmasked

>>212572344
"Nah I'm just an ugly freak haha"

>>212572344
Just tell them you're not gay, just incapable of attracting any women

>>212572360
me chewing gum

>>212572379
>WE WANT INDEPENDENCE FROM YOU FUCKING BRIT CUNTS
*gets independence*
>PLEASE LET ME IN, ITS MY DREAM COUNTRY
bizarre behaviour

the "quirk chungus" lass has come out as a gay

>>212572093
gonna suck him off in the toilets too?

>>212572093
> mouthed
um

>>212572376

I have no idea who this person is but I guess the fact that the algorithm sent it to me must say a lot about me. If anyone cares, cis het dude just happy that someone found out who they were and they are super jazzed about it.

>>212572473
Why is every fucker a microceleb now? Why do fifty thousand people give a shit about this highly unremarkable person?

>>212572473
lmao her husband is such a mug he worked while she did tiktoks until she blew up enough to leave him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyUCQ_6JVsE

London news saying we need to drink less apparantly lots of people ending up in hospital drinking themselves to death. Not surprising really.

timothy james byrne has come out as gay

>>212572585
We need sharia law NOW

bosh

>>212572585
This is Khans london!

>>212572585
i thought they said zoomers weren't drinking enough. must be the old people.

politicsJOE moved behind a paywall nobody has any integrity anymore

rorke's mum making him ketchup sandwiches for school lunch

These are the people who will be your government in 4 years time.

>>212572650
thats nice :)

BOOM

Local authorities are filled by the absolute worst kind of useless, malignant scum. The worst sort of incompetent leaches imaginatble. Every local authority should be disbanded now. Save the taxpayer their pointless burden. They are worse than the central government by far.

>>212572585
Only way to deal with the modern hellscape that is Britain really

>>212572725
quirk chungo

>>212572702
the sentiment of the entire country

quirck changas

>>212572702
sounds like that's also what the prosecution is doing to them. wonder if they insisted on pleading not guilty or if they were advised to do so because the videos alone should be enough to determine guilt

>>212572707
ktim. wfh doing fuck all and im shit at my job anyway, simple decisions take weeks and the place is full to the brim with made up jobs which could realistically be cut down by 50%. country is in tatters. dont care

move bitch get out the way get out the way bitch get out the way

concerning

lads

good morning I hate women

i love getting a handy off the gf when shes just had her new nails done

wills got a hint of edward vii about him

Warming up to this whole AI thingy.

leftypol asking grok to rape him

I'm thinking a cheeky wee KFC for lunch could be in order today

>>212572870
whats your kfc order lad?

Thoughts on Cornish pasties?

>>212572876
I usually get a wrap, either the flamin mini wrap or a BBQ twister. Then I get a mini fillet with fries and a couple hot wings.
Yourself?

>>212572900
a zinger box meal with hot wings

>>212572879
Never been a fan myself. Tried one once but wasn't impressed, never again.

>>212572870
7 quid for a regular popcorn chicken takes the piss

absolutely MENTAL how people willingly pay for and eat food delivered by an african on a bike
are you not embarrassed when they turn up at your door?

>>212572879
Mid.

>>212572904
We're not so different, you and i

the leaves are starting to turn

summer is already over

lewis come in, over

>>212572964
alri

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Where-Gary-Eats-Curryhouses-Steakhouses/dp/1837834741

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Where-Gary-Eats-Curryhouses-Steakhouses/dp/1837834741

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Where-Gary-Eats-Curryhouses-Steakhouses/dp/1837834741

>>212572964
did they have to glue it to his fucking forehead man?

how they gonna do him like that

>>212572988
he's jewish, he likes it

>>212572984
virus do not click

Do any of you lads use Zenmarket?

somethign in my bag makes the buzzer go off when i go INTO aldi
makes me look like some inverse povvo robin hood type
sick of it

unconditional love
i want some for me!

can hear mum bustling around outside my room. putting me off my video games

>>212572930
only ever had an african turn up when i used deliveroo years ago. never used it again. actually had a fit polish lass turn up a few weeks ago with my chinky in hand.

>>212573054
kys

>>212572930
used to mainly get poles, ukrainians and random georgians/azeris etc but now you'll get africans or jeets with fake sounding names

>>212572815
i don't understand rape
what if you can't get it up, or you can't get it in?

>>212572930
No usually my tummy is just rumbling and I say thanks and give him a tip x

>>212572930
Get the odd Ranjeet but it's mostly whites where I live. Never had an African

Hi Gary

Another fantastic hit from Fallows..

Different breakfast’s and all a massive hit.

Once again superbly presented and filmed..

Congrats on the book I hope it’s a massive hit. I will order one and get my step daughter to bring it over to Cyprus..

As always, can’t wait for the next review..

>>212572999
@Grorke is this true?

mad how similar muslims and magatards are

sick of this woke nonsense

british accents are cute objectively i never find any british man threatening they are simply too naturally endearing to me, like cartoon characters IRL. Do british people really talk like THAT all day? if so then CUTE.

>Stephen Doohan: Paramedic who secretly gave pregnant woman abortion drug jailed for more than 10 years

It was his child, he did nothing wrong, father's should be allowed to terminate a pregnancy.

>>212572930
reminded of that lad a couple of weeks ago who spent about 25 quid on maccies breakfast slop and put on the note they're to leave it by the door and not ring the bell

>>212572796
Hate these freaks

>>212573162
Why? You #TeamHarry?

hate babies

Total AI Death is non-negotiable

>>212573141
i want to vist the uk to talk to a british person IRL

Just ordered a maccies breakfast de lads

two mcmuffins, two hash browns and a Tropicana will be with me shortly x

>>212573143
Also read that article. He was cheating on his current wife / girlfriend when he knocked that other bird up.

Why do some men get 2 women while I get none?

>>212573191
maccies breakfast is shite

>>212573174
Prince of Wales
Isn’t Welsh
Wasn’t born in Wales
Doesn’t speak Welsh
Doesn’t care about Wales
Fuck that

>>212573204
BASED

>>212573203
Well, it isn’t though is it, 190? It’s actually extremely delicious hence why it’s so popular.

>>212573223
No, he's right. It's fucking shit mate. It's popular because people will tolerate eating sub-standard slop if it means they don't have to cook it themselves.

Having a couple of sick days from worktoil. What do you guys recommend I should do?

>>212573247
Don’t turn your flag off to samefag yourself, 190.

I want to lay down and close my eyes and go to sleep forever.

abort a 9 month fetus and you're stunning and brave but if you abort some cells you get 10 years of jail? women really do be living on easy mode

>>212573278
Whatever makes you feel better about being a lazy slug I guess lad.

>>212573267
Take it easy, chill out around the house, gorge on some snacks, watch the tennis, shitpost.

>>212573331
i love the cute words british people use like gorge

>>212573297
Put a sock in it heatherpaedo

oh dear England oh dear

>>212573445
we need more biomassian children

>>212573445
another million lads on illegal e-bikes with just eat and deliveroo rucksacks will sort this out

>>212573474
Put a sock in it heatherpaedo

>>212573487
sir poo barmer, make this man chancellor now

>>212573487
mmhmm

>>212573445
more money for inbred kids? yes please

>>212573445
>>212573474
>>212573487
>>212573527
samefag

>>212573445
>‘I would…change the amount of money people get from Universal Credit…because £920, is that enough for one month?’ Girl, 11.

>>212573551
why is it that english accents have evolved to be so cute?

>‘They’d make you walk in the cafeteria with everyone there, so everyone knows you’re poor because you have to wear a lanyard or a band on your wrist…Everyone had regular water bottles, but they had different ones for free school meals that were smaller than everyone else’s.’ Boy,18.

sausages have gone in the air fryer. no maccies slop for me

>>212573580
good lad

Why is the state providing water bottles?

>samefag

>>212573609
dunelm

I saw a tiktok and you lot have baked beans that come in a square formation what's that about

anyone have that image of donald trump pointing at that down syndrome?

>>212573628
havent had baked beans since i was a child

So this is Rorke

>>212573551

>“When it’s less you can hear [my parents] stressing, like “Don’t waste!”. When it’s the day they get their benefits, you can see them buying more things, like bacon.” – Girl, 14

>>212573628
For putting in toasties. Great idea desu

sir pint waterer downer

>>212573653
Same I ate a lot as a child I recently had a tin and it's not the same

>>212573670
i just think theyre disgusting ngl

>THE BENNIES HAVE GONE IN IT'S BACON FOR TEA

>>212573655
he's chowin down

>“We wrote to the council…we were wondering if we could get bumped up [the housing list] because [my mum’s] really ill… the environment doesn't help. And they…said to us go private. And we haven't got the money for that, obviously, because she can't work…It's like, what do you want us to do? Then we heard the house went to immigrants.” – Girl, 10

My partner and I are going to watch this at the weekend

>>212573730
>my partner
poof detected

farting my guts to shreds

>>212573734
me too

>>212573730
I’ve seen this, it’s brilliant. Looks shit from that picture but it’s actually not.

>>212573655
thats a creature

>>212573734
>glasser
>in pane

>>212573683
Fairs

>>212573734
christ they could be siblings

I don't use TikTok but I laugh when I see the occasional webm from there showing UK council estate dinners. Stuff like a plate of Richmond sausages, beans and mash. Or a microwave lasagne and oven chips.

This is the sort of shite I was fed growing up. My mum still eats this way now. Some people never had a chance in life.

>>212573779
yeah it extremely deprssing
goyslop should be banned

>>212573779
I eat stuff like that now and I’m fit and healthy and earning 60k. Imagine blaming your shit life on being fed Richmond sausages as a kid LOL

>>212573204
the whole prince of Wales thing comes from a centuries old tradition of naming whoever is the heir to the throne the prince of Wales

>>212573779
Theses are the goat sausages if you were wondering

>no reply after 2 days
maybe she's been kidnapped

just had a call from the garage
£300 odds because i need new tires and they haven't even started the MOT
feel sick

>>212573830
They’re fucking shite. All supermarket sausages are, just go to your local butcher ffs

>>212573822
why would you voluntarily eat the most dogshit runty 15% pork "sausages" available when you could afford literally any other option? That's not something to be proud of, that's straight up retarded

>>212573842
pop the vpn off mate, nobody gives a rats arse who you are

rorke.
leftypol.
the business plan?
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

>>212573776
looksmatch

>>212573822
and yet you never grew up
curious

>>212573830
>77% pork
a step up from richmond and the likes but still shit.

for me? it's the humble Kanga Banga

>>212573730
I'm sure plenty of roadmen who go to theatre to watch plays will.have their lives changed because of this

middle aged man having a meltdown because someone buys a brand of sausages he doesn’t approve of

Rorke waiting until the height of the heat wave then making 10 different diet soda orders on Uber eats

>>212573779
I grew up middle class but staple meals from mumberg was one frozen kiev or similar with oven chips and a bag of microwave veg in a plastic bag because she'd get home at half 5/6 so couldn't be arsed cooking and tbf I can't blame her

>>212573824
yeah after they killed the last actual Welsh prince of Wales Llywelyn ap Gruffudd. Ever since then they made it a point to always appoint the eldest son of the reigning English monarch the “Prince of Wales” It's an insult. A way of reminding Wales that we have been subjugated.

>>212573893
Oh Bruce how wacky

>>212573920
aha yeah mate w0fhjoeij w;ekfnjwnmp4tyknjf weho2bwe.f to you too

>>212573872
fo190yeg

>>212573893
is roo meat actually good or do you guys just eat it because you feel you're supposed to

I'll go to visit my dad and step-mum once in a blue moon and the spread is an M&S chicken arrabiata ready meal cooked for 50 minutes in the oven stewing in it's little plastic tub, leaching all manner of chemicals into it, served up with 6 pieces of a garlic baguette and a portion of McCains oven chips.

Then we'll sit down in the living room balancing the plates on our laps while some mind-rot ITV programming plays on the television, occsionally interrupted by calls of "mmm this is lovely" or "yeah we haven't had the arrabiata in a while".

>>212573939
Most people don't eat thatshit

etymologically, "wizard" is to wisdom as "drunkard" is to drink

>>212573848
Edwards have won many awards for their sausages

>>212573939
it is genuinely peng
like beef but more lean

>>212573903
it's not that I disapprove, it's more that I'm baffled why anybody would voluntarily choose them, it doesn't make any logical sense

>>212573932
So desperate to fit in.

>>212573962
alri wankard

>>212573961
yes we do you silly cunt you can find it at fucking woolies

>>212573967
You realise those kangaroos are all strung up on a car for hours while they hunt more and fly lay maggots and they just cut that shit out, roo is only good for dog food

>>212573962

off to hungry jacks for a roowhopper

>>212573975
nigga your language is literally called cumrag

>>212573920
why are you still salty about something that happened 743 years ago? Let it go mate

>>212573983
No one eats it tho they have to kill them for farmers so they just try to flog it to us but most people don't eat it

>>212573908
sorry i dont support illegal immigration

>>212574011

just woke up from a nightmare where my 11am meeting got rescheduled to 9 am and everyone was angry that I overslept and missed it

quick shower and on my way to work

>>212574011

Some of my favourite quick teas that mummykins made me and my sister growing up that we still have sometimes today:

>fish fingers, chips and beans
An absolute classic. Served with a round of bread and butter for making sandwiches. Sisterberg sometimes put ketchup but I never bothered

>Ham, fried egg and chips
Another absolute classic, also served with a couple of rounds of bread and butter. Sometimes we would even have a cup of tea with this even if we had it for our tea. Just went so well.

>Tuna pasta bake (colmans packet mix) topped with crushed ready salted crisps

An example of mumberg’s culinary genius on display here, you were supposed to top this with cheese and breadcrumbs but substituting the breadcrumbs for crisps gave it such a delicious salty twist, I loved it. Sadly they’ve changed the recipe of the packet mix now and I’ve never been able to recreate it myself

>Fish pie
A load of smoked haddock and salmon chunks in a creamy white sauce with peas, topped with cheesy mash. One of my fave things mumberg cooked from scratch along with her roast dinners. I have my own recipe for this now but it’s not as good as hers.

>>212573994
I'm wondering if you chose Hungry Jacks because of the connotation with Kangaroo Jack. And I'm wondering if you chose a whopper burger because it contains the word "hopper" and kangaroos hop.

Mind is constantly racing trying to find these connections, unintended or otherwise. I think I have schizophrenia.

>>212573986
>>212574013
dont care i still eat that shit

>>212574011
And it was spoken before your country was even on a map you fat ugly cunt

my life is very boring

how do I find a lowlife criminal wife?

don't mind if she does drugs or assaults people but wouldn't want her cheating on me btw

>>212574047
mate you don't even have a real country KEK

>>212574012
Hmm maybe because the title still exists and is used today? Maybe that

gwyndaf getting a bit uppity

>>212574052
(just for clarity, I don't want to become a lowlife criminal myself, perfectly happy with my middle class office career)

>>212574030
ah yes she must have been taking recipes from Delia Smiths "Runtslop Made Easy"

>>212574065
How? for giving it back to an Australian who involved himself

>>212574096
yer ma involved herself with me

>>212574069
why would you even want that? you'll be crying out for your 'boring' life when she brings you nothing but grief

Fucking state of this wacky Bruce in the thread

2 velos to last me until evri show up which is never a guarantee RIP

>>212574080
It was runtslop but it was mummy’s runtslop so it brings back such good memories I eat loads of different cuisines nowadays that I’m all grown up and posh but I still love mum’s runtslop

eating mixed nuts and watching speedruns

>>212573779
>Richmond sausages, beans and mash. Or a microwave lasagne and oven chips.
All peng

>>212574052
It would involve you leaving your smelly bedroom and walking around a council estate I'm afraid. You're obviously not capable of doing either of these so forget it and just stick to masturbating over/spamming jpgs of them

you stupid fucking bitch

wouldn't mind a bpd gf

stop pining over trannies you mental freaks

Think Sui gonna have to stay on the boat for this one, Terri

>>212574148
you would. she'd annoy the fuck out of you within a week and you'd want rid of it. stop thinking with your cock

>>212574171
what would you know, incel?

the ceo of Richmond sausages—Mr Richmond—isn't sitting down to eat richmond sausages every night

he's having breast of guinea fowl, reared on his private holdings, and prepared by a personal chef along with fresh vegetables and a selection of tubers picked today from the garden. He's laughing at the poors who consume his slop and make him richer every day.

>>212574052
I have a barrister friend from a wealthy family who's married to a very sketchy-seeming working class girl, although I don't think she's ever been an actual criminal as such. He got kicked out of our public school for bullying / pranks gone wrong / general misconduct. His parents had him go to a shitty comprehensive for a short while before they got him into a different public school. It might have just been logistics, or they may have been trying to scare him straight, but instead he found a girlfriend and future wife there.

>>212574011
but it literally isn't

let my gf book this holiday and she's gone and booked 8pm flights because she 'thought it was 8am' stupid cunt

anyone still calling people incel in 2025 is very clearly an incel themselves

>>212574186
>incel
You're the one begging /brit/ for a BPD girlfriend instead of actrually going to get one. Go do that, don't return until you get one (you won't).

> Louis Moore set up a butcher shop in 1889 in Liverpool. He made Richmond Irish Sausages for all the Irish immigrants in Liverpool at the time, now it’s the nations favourite.

NOBODY tell heathermong I am BEGGING you

>>212574047
raped that freak

>>212574209
>>212574237
ill listen to you once you lot actually get your independence daffyd

>>212574171
better than staying an incel virgin freak

>>212574236
assumed it was heathermong going on about it

>>212574236
>The surname Rorke is of Irish origin, derived from the Gaelic name Ó Ruairc meaning "small penis"

must be mad for thick-as-mince povvo women who spend time dating a rich footballer but somehow don't manage to lock him down and they break up. How do you recover from that mentally?

Knowing that you're a council estate loser and you squandered your one chance for a better life. Do you waste your years trying to somehow land another golden goose or do you just settle for some normal man and subject him to a life of resentment because he can't give you the life you previously had?

We at /brit/ wish Christian Horner well in finding a job.

>>212574291
>thick-as-mince povvo women who spend time dating a rich footballer
I don't think this happens unless they grew up together

>>212574291
You're not busy so go find one and ask them, what a BORING CUNT you really are.

>>212574301
what about rasta homer

>>212574301
Lol I hope he has been fired

Wins to McLaren
Wins to Mercedes
Wins to Ferrari
DNFs to R*d B*ll

>>212574323
erytin irie wit him

that Canadian is alright but these Australians are a problem they got to go

>>212574319
an example would be Luke Littler's ex gf

Used to either wank or have sex every day in my 20s (usually wank obviously lol) but now I’m in my 30s I can go a week or more without cooming and not even notice.

Had sex with the gf last night and realised afterwards it had been two weeks since we last did it and I hadn’t wanked once inbeteeen. Crazy how your test diminishes.

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>>212574382
She fucked up. She had a whole year after he blew up to spruce herself up and lose some weight. She must've known he'd be getting better offers from elsewhere.

>>212574390
same. sometimes i just lose my erection while wanking and just go to bed

They don't understand the things I post on /brit/.

Poo barms

>>212574390
There's something wrong with me, I get hornier as the years go on. I used to have female friends and I would be able to ignore women. I would go entire years without having sex. Nowadays I can't look at a female between 15 and 65 without imagining what it would be like to have sex with her. The mothers of my friends and girlfriends aren't safe, and I'm not subtle about ogling their knockers. If it goes on like this I'll probably do something stupid before I turn 30, like making indecent proposals to teenagers or taking the bus with the sole intent to grope. My current girlfriend is an absolute whore who is glad to suck me off on demand but that's not enough. It's getting to the point that I know the location of most public bathrooms in my area in case of crank emergency.

>>212574766
*before I turn 40